You want to rumble?Welcome to the murky world of Brazilian football.not the pretty ones we talk about in Europe,but the real samba is in Brazil

Juventude-Parana-1-1 or 1-0 Parana
Santa Cruz-Figuerense-2-2
Palmeiras-Ponte Preta-3-1 Palmeiras
Vasco Da Gama-Internacional-1-1 or 2-1

Botafogo-Fortaleza-1-0 or 3-3
Gremio-Corinthians-Tevez scores or 2-1.if he did score,then 3-1 to Corinthians
Sao Caetano-Cruzeiro-2-1 Cruzeiro
Sao Paulo-Flamengo-2-1.since Flamengo fans are complaining,I don't think they can pull through
Atletico Paranaense-Fluminense-1-0 for Fluminense.I find it odd that they have Serbs in Fluminense.I almost thought Serbs were buying Brazilians,not the other way round
Goias-Santos-1-0 Santos

Corinthians-Sao Caetano-Sao Caetano may pack some battery in a small team,but I think Corinthians will whack them instead.3-1

Boca Juniors Exclusive
Velez Sarsfield-Boca-23/4
Independiente-Boca-7/5
On the field:trails on goal difference to (who else?) River Plate
Off the field:Boca Juniors is a brand from cradle to grave.this is what you can do with Boca Juniors in your life from a baby

-after you're born,your loving daddy and mummy,both devoted Boca fans,bought you Boca diapers.
-you grow up watching cartoons,comedies and classico(against River Plate,of course) on the TV.
-your best friends in school consist entirely of Boca fans
-your parents give you a Boca handphone.they don't scold you for chalking up hefty bills downloading Boca themed ringtones and wallpaper
-when you grow up,you wear Boca shirts to work,apart from keeping a few Boca jerseys in your wardrobe
-when you propose to your wife who's another diehard Boca fan,you give her a diamond ring,not surprisingly made by Boca
-your wedding motorcade are all Boca taxis
-you apply for a credit card with your wife.the credit card,again is Boca's.and they give you discounts on season tickets
-your cellar inside your house,or your fridge,consists of mostly Boca wines
-at home,your kids use the com,and they boast to their friends their brand is Boca
-when you're old,you decide to buy a coffin with a Boca crest engraved on top to be used for your funeral

as again,I stress that this joke list is not exhaustive