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Saturday, October 30, 2004

well...i never grow tired of the new ringtone download trailer...here's it for u...

J:Jubacca/Chewbacca
VA:Vernon A

(Jurassic Park type song playing in the background)

J:Grrrraaaaaaa
VA:Hang On Chew...I'm waiting for a call from Luke
(VA's phone rings...it's one hell of an old fashioned ringtone)
VA:Oh...Hi...Hi Luke...
J:Graaaa
VA:Hang on Luke...Jubacca's got a problem here
J:Graaa Raaaa
VA:Wat do U mean...my ringtone is old fashioned
J:Graaaaa Raaaa
VA:I can log on to perfect10.com.sg and download mms wallpaper and ringtones
J:Graaaa
VA:At just $4.30 per polyphonic ringtone and MMS, and $2.30 per monotone
J:Graaaaa
VA:For Details Log On to Perfect10.com.sg
J:Graaaaaaaaaa
VA:OKOK...I Will
J:pause...Graaaaaaa
VA:Jubbaca you got sore throat arh
(Orbit tune plays)
J:The Perfect 10 98.7FM...Ringtones and MMS Downloads...Terms and Conditions Apply
J:(huffs and puffs)...(coughs)
VA:Daffy...U got sore throat also arh

it's damn seow lah..perfect 10 is so crazy and Jubacca got wrong spelling one

and puff...2 days left 2 O levels...and now damn difficult lah...dunno can join a whole bunch of frens at Bishan or I'll end up with those promiscous SJI,MSHS dudes and Convent girls(no offence)

and i definitely forgot yesterday was marsielle vs monaco...and they played out to a dumb 1-1 draw...later auxerre vs psg isn't as exciting as it looks...i think psg still has no solution for a cisseless side

today athletic vs barca...it's damn comedy that a 3rd division team whacked barca...and looks like even the toughest catalan rebels are going to get roughed up by the basque terrorists

and with the scandinavian royal league looming...it's time for rosenborg to show who's boss...now havent play yet...we will furnish you with updates by monday

well gotta sleep...

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/30/2004 09:47:00 PM

Friday, October 29, 2004

yeah as expected juve chomped up luigi del neri again...as you would when he's at chievo...and of course mr ibrahimovic is the bestest buy from ajax...because juve is getting scudetto no 28 and also helped fatten PSV as they end up having a buffet of wins...and roma is thinking of selling cassano to...i dunno...hope it isn't juve...to join 3 judas...best place is manchester where fergie can use the tricks on alan smith on him too

and fergie should consider going to flamengo and buy julio cesar before berlusconi uses the italian treasury money to get a companion for dida(wait...not much significance because they have 4 or 5 brazillians) or lyon want to make themselves look even more brazillian...than french...same with fenerbahce,shaktar and dinamo...brazilian defenders,strikers,midfielders...a goalie can? and since cesar says he prefer the english game...he can go to a shopping spree and get a friend for kleberson...and then he get a passport saying he has gone to rio de janeiro since the previous destination was paranaense

and we have another stadium death...this time it's in brazil...at the same time a serginho was nailing the final nail on the coffin of atalanta in the san siro...another in the morumbi isn't so lucky...a sao paulo striker actually tripped on the other serginho after he collapsed...he died 40 mins after being admitted to hospital...and the sao caetano vs sao paulo game was cancelled...brings to mind our friend who died at guimaraes 9 mths back...and benfica's black centenary

well...i duno...tears welling in my eyes...quite scary here





Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/29/2004 01:05:00 PM

Thursday, October 28, 2004

well...as always the dugout times always look out for soccer action...and most likely we are pitying inter who had adriano the god conjuring magik and then a bulgarian come and use gypsy magik to break the spell...terrible man...

and researchers in the werder labs in weserstadion has now found a way to do wesermiracles on the go...and the researcher called nelson haedo valdez uses it to great effect on stuttgart...

for this week...here's more bundesliga action...with bayern having a very easy task fishing in the lake...it's now dortmund vs leverkusen and stuttgart vs schalke...for the former we expect the franca-berbatov formation to further blast dortmund into half while we expect a draw for the latter

and we really expect malmo to win the allsvenskan...barring someone coming with a volvo to gatecrash the party

for next week's champs league...

i can't go online except to update ya with the results...but wat is true that the fixtures for next week is the same as for the one last week...and all my predictions hold true...esp for PSV,Man U,Lyon,AC Milan,Inter Milan,Chelsea...etc

as for the uefa cup fixtures..sorry at press time we haven't got the schedule

yeah..and contemplating life in two worlds within 3 mths...the first 3 mths are where angles fallen in grace or bengs and lians get frenz...after that i hope to go to a place where the elite congregate...the only thing is...i dunno if can or not...

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/28/2004 08:17:00 PM

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

oh my god...i'm so inefficient nowadays...after being awash in the arsenil game...where rooy's going to be charged...we mised out serie a and bundesliga

okok...bayern won wolfsburg 2-0 with a claudio pizzaro double...we know why he's on form nowadays...cuz he's back...and stuttgart vs bremen later is a no brainer game...stuttgart on form and werder stuttering...but we got a special brand of medicine called haedo...and with stuttgart eating too much of beveren we expect a 1-0 win for the visitors

and judas capello welcomes back roma who had to use tootti to get away from palermo...expect little mercy from 2 more judas as the 3 judas will score 3 goals(or is it 2) and roma score 1 or 0

and yawn...league cup is quite a boring match nowadays...no more exciting stuff from millwall being whacked by pool..and man u steamrollered crewe

and i forgot there's no shakhtar vs dinamo this year...the last game on 15/07 and dinamo getting whacked

back on more important os...how bad of me to go online in this emergency...but i realli wanna say that i've finally mastered how to score in eng compre consistently...baby steps now but can lah...and even e geog has argumentative essay...aiyah



Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/27/2004 01:29:00 PM

Monday, October 25, 2004

it's getting more and more accurate nowadays...psv won ajax 2-0 with so much kimchi stuffed into their mouths that we wonder if we need to lace it with more chilies and hot sauce to add to the fun or not...and real madrid is saved by owen again given that the suckers won 3-0 at osasuna and news that julio baptista the beast had torn up atletico...and depor is as j&h as ever..needed tristan to save them before they got some caribbean hot sauce on their open wounds

inter milan and ac milan drew 0-0 as i missed...adriano the god and kaka facing off and then idling...and juve proceeded to have siena burnt up...chievo is still undefeated but it seems that the it's the year of the bianconeri as we would not expect chievo to gatecrash the juve camp

and a happy birthday for roon as sol campbell proceeded to give him present first...then alan smith gave him another one and rooy showed up with one more and the shinmin tipsters hit completely as man u won the nil gang 2-0...pires haven't even touch the ball after subbing reyes they concede penalty...clem ho gai siao liao...and the nil gang boss slams the ref for being kayu...sour grapes lah

in france we have lyon getting nothing from istres after plundering istanbul and lille getting lil' cash after losing...finally psg won again and i think i overlooked monaco vs auxerre...which isn't much of a concern as they 0-0ed...with the nil gang hung up...dun need such cra...in germany...no one flopped

and in sweden things get a bit more jackass..AIK Stockholm is in big trouble after losing and they most likely get relegated...and it's so slow...we are sorry to delay updates on gothenburg vs malmo...and djurgarden vs helsingborg next week will end the allsvenskan in style...and the editor predicts that the winner would be malmo...the winner of the gothenburg game will get home first provided halmstad does flop against helsingborg or gothenborg...which is quite likely...so malmo has a good chance of winning given their last opponents are the average elfsborg

and in norway mr by rise has left and i hope he doesn't take away the championship as well..by the way he will finish the group stages before he leaves trondheim and rosenborg is now topping valerenga on name only(goal difference 15...rosenborg score more)...by then they will have entertain lyn then remit cash from the bank of norway branch in oslo while praying fervently that stabaek would give valerenga a thrashing...or at least a draw...or else they would be unlucky to be denied a 13th unlucky title and cash shortage

ok...it seems that we are taking a break for a short while and then the betting ministry resumes in full force...

as for my own personal problems...i was wondering if i should go arts stream...since i like history...but the idea of taking lit may be quite ironic to digest as i had a forgettable time studying lit in sec 1 and 2...but physics and f maths is too strong for me...surely i can take the maths but i can forget about all the physics theorem...and it's ironic that a law student would come from a science stream...quite impossible to think of one example

and studying ss has never been so hard...not when source based is concerned...which brings us to mind switzerland...if it comes out in source based i'm doomed...as it would be like grasshoppers defeating basel...not wat i want

and yesterday i cooked...popcorn chicken...quite dry as if they were raisined but quite okay...originally i never cooked...well...that's quite ok...

ok...now stuck between acjc and rjc...in rj there are full of ego ppl...but in ac they have a whole lot of snobs...well...was now planning wat to do next after i end up in either jc...join the debating club and students council(former so that if lao lua comes back in another blazer colour i'll slosh revenge on him for making me miss out on GA;latter as i wanted to be a student leader and this fulfill my dream) and in ac i'll go for rugby while i'll go for both soccer and rugby and hissoc at rj...and of course chess club...but if i stay in cjc or nyjc i dunno wat i'll do...well...let's deal with o level first...

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/25/2004 01:14:00 PM

Saturday, October 23, 2004

addicted to:abba's mamma mia,duran duran's reach out(for the sunrise)

ok...before i forget i'm giving 4 times the fun today...

let's start with real madrid vs valencia...former running away with a 1-0 win due to owen,and for pablo aimar's comeback the latter got raided by adriano...their defence is likely to be in tatters now esp when roberto ayala is injured...and a draw seems likely for the galaticos...so as long they don't detonate another bomb infront of their face...1-1 or 0-0

then rossoneri vs nerazzuri...ac milan labouring to a 1-0 win over suckers and adriano blasting valencia inside out...but with inter's overdependence of adriano...without ronaldo's injuries...we expect a 1-2 or 1-1 or 1-0 the latter is the worst case scenario if the plan backfired...who needs to worry about injuries if you have kaka and adriano on form

ajax vs psv is the most biased game...ajax won 3-0 but this is less reliable as maccabi telaviv is...as the asian bookies say...song si de...and psv won rosenborg...given rosenborg was playing at home...obviously u need a good squad to get a whole bunch of troll kids around...so we expect the same squad psv came out against the norwegians to make ajax run for their money...2-1

and the biggest game of all...ARSENIL VS MAN U THE GREAT...mind games aside...we are expecting a nil gang which came out with 2 bloopers against pana to lose for the first time since 19 months against a side unfairly blasted against sparta...given that both squads are at full strength...we expect the reds to force bloopers on nil gang goalie and then score a 1-0 win

of that...i'm intending to stay up and watch man u crush the nil gang...

acjc is really a snob city to some...esp the neighbourhood sch ppl...just check out the admin block which rivals anything but vs's and rj's new compound...top 2 floors got lab...and the lab is state of the art...cca displays all in the aircon hall...merrick was saying it seemed cramped...lt3 aircon damn cold,even classroom got aircon...wonder if acjc splurges on tutors,debaters and choir...and other stuff...even on toilets...and of course in such an anglo sch u definitely can encounter some ex rmun ppl...samz,matt and ju...and the cheerleading the lady actually tsao kng instead...scary mann...and go to the sports complex...damn super...pool,empty first floor,gym with mirrors to make visitors think it's big and even a badminton court...wondered if the methodist church in singapore is so rich...and they donated quite an odd sum for some extension fund...$12631...

go to sajc for their second last open house before they move to city of saints...or saint andrew's village for that matter...compound seemed quite rundown but okay enough...played chess with the chess club member and registered my only 1st win in the open house friendly series...went to acjc and lost terribly to an acsi dude i challenged and kena thrash last week in vj before i went for principal's talk that time...so my record read 1W0D3L...quite bad but good enough for one who haven't lifted a pawn for like 2 yrs...and the hall is damn noisy when two bands played...quite exciting lor but the one with the girl frontman is better...the guy one is like siao liao...and the lt looked like a church that seemed as if a herd could be able to graze on it...complete with doors and the rostrum with the cross...anyway by the time they move to city of saints they have 3 churches instead of a chapel...and they have junior sch,sec sch and even the anglican diocese nearby...wah so powderful...i was wondering why the catholic church halfheartedly maintain catholic jc for what...for show or for crapping...and i'm so fascinated by their t-shirts...wonder if they have a penchant for halos and stickmen...the halo isn't suprrising given sajc has anglican leanings but the stickmen...seems quite funny esp if they have no face...draw wings and the pic is complete

nah...8 pts to go...loggin of now...long live man u and there goes the nil gang

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/23/2004 09:29:00 PM

Friday, October 22, 2004

ok...here's a grand lowdown on 2 jc open houses...RJC and HCI...Ohana and Genesis...familia and nemesis...

well i'm running late for rjc open house open at 0930...but service is damn unrivaled...came out of the underpass at buona vista mrt...saw a dude who's decked as if he was going to hawaii...his name's spencer...ex sji dude now in rjc...and chatted with him a lot...and then quashing rumors that u can only get 6 pts to go rj...the guided tour rox big time sial...was somewhat at my beck and call...i wan go see the cyber game part...he accompany there and then i kena frag in unreal tournament...after that look see look see and go to principal's talk...

and the camaraderie shown is sorta unrivalled..u juz need to see the propaganda video and even ppl who wanna go hci will reconsider seriously...although i can only see 3 cchms ppl...jas the choc,jean and the village girl...quite okay lah...most interesting is when the chairman of student council,some councillors,hod dean and of course mr hodge the principal sit in one row like the sort of annual general meetings in SGX(or some corporate stuff)...councillers answer questions on sch life and mr hodge and hods on admission...with a whole bunch of chilly jokes thrown in...courtesy of mr hodge...and he later dropped the bombshell...that we will try and squeeze u into rjc if u meet our preliminary quota(8 for sci 9 for arts) no such crap as quotas like 1300...of course they can do that as they have moved to bishan by then...but i would definitely applaud this...and that shows why RJC is the greatest JC of all time

went to the hall and played CS...yucks havent play for long long time can't operate arctic warfare or ak 47 anymore...then it seems like it was so easy to find ji bo and heng lip...those 2 if u dun noe are my seniors who did quite well...and of course talk a lot...and quashed rumours even more that rjc is impossible to go in...of course the lack of cchms ppl is promptly compounded by meeting 3 ppl i met during rmun...

first up was sam of scgs representing uk in the ga...actually mistook her for mag...then another sam...this time form rgss and whom i met during vj openhouse...nearly met christl...unfortunately she headed east while i was going south with the guide...another rgss girl...the us ecosoc who was one of the delegates i knew better...no wonder so many rgss gals congregate at rjc(ironically the student council chairman said that only 55% of the cohort are former rafflesians)..please lah can dun say anymore...still miss rmun lah...withdrawal symptoms

then got the faction cheerleading showcase...arts,CPS,Medic,engineering...all allocated by their course subjects...CPS taking pure science and computing engineering having F maths and medics with bio...they seem quite agile...or is it...CPS using physics crap to great effect,arts making it stylish,medical seeming very safe and engineering comes out in mathematical(or is it scientific)precision...quite exciting...too bad didn't watch the ohana dance but it doesn't matter cuz it would seem very exciting

went to try out the archery booth and the man was somewhat impressed with me...shot 10 or so arrows and narrowly missed the bull eye once...but i think i've thought of wat cca to join...archery,hissoc,??...and then spencer passed me to another ex-chinese high befriender who brought me around the sporting side of rjc...and they pride themselves with 19 golds...too bad basketball no good...and he told me that the archery guy was actually the PM's son...he also said that the pm's son's econ so good...

then chess with someone who said he was the weakest member in the rj chess club ended with me losing...really miss my cousin playing chess..although i'd lose to him within 15 mins...he do petrov and i faltered at the last hurdle...even if he thought he was going to lose...and this former anglican dude took so long to think moves...i actually was crapping around and i saw the sissy...piang eh...juz hope he dun come to rj and pass aids...anyhow he gave me some pieces of advice and pointed out my weaknesses...cuz i didn't move my rook...but that's really rjc for u...united...we play hard together,we study hard together,great bunch of mentors

haiz and my grand adventure at rj ended with rain...dun mind lah since i enjoyed myself...and rj is surely the best ohana i ever seen(ohana in this instance means family in hawaiian)...walked in the rain and followed on to hwa chong...

and i never enjoyed myself there...their service no good one as i flit around like a stupid blindfolded worm...wandered around aimlessly looking for ex cchms ppl and getting nothing...and wat the hell i can't find the principal...and the only good thing was that i met jas...the one i met during rmun...and quite remarkable that she knew my prescence even though i was idling around...talk some and realised that juz as rjc takes in a good proportion of nygh ppl...hcjc also takes in a nice amount of rgs ppl who dun wan 2 end up in rj(thinking it's like another rgs)...go there try the air rifling and misfired lotsa times...was wondering if anderson have a lot of sharper shooters

and the guide isn't as efficient as in rjc...another former chs dude...bah left me to my own devices as i didn't enjoy my trip...and only met betty and chengying(the one who i once said she knew nuthing but laugh...but who actually made me look like a really useless fool)...i dun noe why cchms ppl think hci and rjc so atas one...rjc is near my home but some told me to forget about going there...saying it's impossible...like real lah

well...i've made up my mind...it's rjc or acjc or vjc...either of these 3...and rock on man!~soccer updates next up

P.S:before i forget this song...let's put up the lyrics here...and make it be the longest post ever
in my blog's history


doot doot doot

(I just can't help falling in love with you-you-you)

Wise men say only fools rush in(fools rush in)
But I can't help falling in love with you

Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin?
(Be a sin)
If I can't help falling in love with you

Like a river flows (Oooh)
To the sea (Oooh)
So it goes
Somethings are meant to be
(Somethings are meant to be)

[Chorus]
Take my hand (Take my hand)
Take my whole life too (Whole life too)
For I can't help falling in love with you

Wise men say only fools rush in(fools rush in)
But i cant i can't help falling in love (Falling in love) with you (With you)

Like a river flows (Oooh)
To the sea (Oooh)
So it goes
Somethings are meant to be
(Somethings are meant to be)

[Chorus 2x]

For I can't help falling in love-
Falling in love with you!

Like a river flows
Thats the way it goes
i just cant help falling in love with you (fallin in love with you)
Like a river flows
Thats the way it goes (Take my whole life too)
I just can't help it
Fallin in love with you
Like a river flows (I just can't help myself)
Thats the way it goes (Got myself fallin baby for you)
I just can't help falling in love with you (Falling in love with you)
Like a river flows
Thats the way it goes
I just can't help
~Fallin' in love with you ~

realli can't wait anymore

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/22/2004 04:31:00 PM

Thursday, October 21, 2004

as always,champs league action this week

Monaco 20:45 Olympiacos (of course the athenians are scared back...but
expect the same thing to happen 2 weeks later)
Liverpool 20:45 Deportivo (Rafa vs Irureta is still draw...and instead of
ammo there's only eggs and the botak)
Real Madrid 20:45 Dynamo Kyiv (Owen scored,Becks bochap,and the Kiev raiders
still have the upper hand next week)
Leverkusen 20:45 Roma(captain of the baygon spraying brigade(berbatov)
mistakenly detonates a grenade in the ammo store,and it's the baygon
brigade(franca,krzynowek) and a dude who came out to save him)
Juventus 20:45 Bayern (since the delle alpi is so desolate,the makaay plane
can't reach the emergency scene after nedved had bombed bayern)
Ajax 20:45 M. Tel-Aviv (this i misfired badly)
Sparta 20:45 Man. United (ok...a draw will suffice for any sparta fan but is
very inpalatable to man u fans contemplating a possible takeover by
glazer...)
Fenerbahçe 20:45 Lyon (botak and bazooka is so expert here)

20/10/2004
Rosenborg 20:45 PSV (ok...they thawed too fast...and cooked finish as well)
Panathinaikos 20:45 Arsenil(a draw again...and going to athens means less
energy to meet man u)
Milan 20:45 Barcelona (hit...and it's shev again)
Shakhtar 20:45 Celtic (of course the brazillian medicine is too strong for
celts)
Anderlecht 20:45 Bremen(that's pretty accurate,esp when klasnic's back)
Valencia 20:45 Internazionale(adriano messiah fires one...and led a mad raid
on claudio ranieri's birthday...the booty...cash)
Chelsea 20:45 CSKA Moskva (of course they do...the chelski army rox)
PSG 20:45 Porto(badly misfired again...we know how england is roasted by
france last time during rugby matches...now a torn up porto is next on PSG's
conveyor belt)

and this week...we have more bazooka as well...all the crap coming up
tomorrow and packaged with uefa updates

and as for the chem prac...we dunno if we are bondaging with iodine...it's
damn hard to guess M's Mr via burning its hydorgencarbonate...suckit
lah...and the qa is quite okay

tomorrow got RJ and HCJC openhouse...and by then someone told us that it's
realli HCJC that has a highest abortion rate...sex in the city perhaps...



Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/21/2004 05:19:00 PM

Monday, October 18, 2004

yeah...as always the dugout times bring u the best soccer action on europe...even better than ESPN...and this week's match goes to benfica vs porto...super liga action that sees benni mccarthy's 9th min goal separating the two giants...and mr trap is damn expert at defence tactics...no wonder benfica clam up like shell...a definite 343 that shackled porto's attack...

and for this week we have wolfburg as the bundesliga flop of the week after bremen...when bremen threw away a lead to lose,wolfburg just anyhow give freebie to stuttgart...see lah...now stuttgart 1st liao

and bobby robson accuses alan shearer of backstabbing...surely that's another large crater after bobby left...and it's cracking even larger

and what's going to happen to ajax we dunno...feyenoord would have been sneering now...but with the ref abandoning the den haag vs psv match with 10 min to go...we are conceding that PSV is running away with the eredivisie...and next up...let's wait for maccabi to win

and sevilla storms mestalla...and julio baptista the beast's resume reads...

The Beast has torn up...

Andalucia/Atletico/Aimar/Albacete
Betis/Bilbao/Barca/Becks/Baraja
Carmen/Corradi/Carboni
Deportivo/Denilson
Espanyol
Figo/Fiore
Getafe/Guti
H
I
Joaquin/Juanito
K
Luiz de Lopera
Marco di Vaio/Molina/Mestalla/Mista/Malaga
Numancia
O
Prats
Q
Ranieri/Ricardo Oliveira/Ronaldo/Ronaldinho/Roberto Carlos
San Mames/Sissoko
T
Ultras Sur
Valencia/Victor Valdes
W
Xisco
Y
Zaragoza

(List Continues...)

and the misery of PSG continues with a 1-0 loss against Nantes...we can safely conclude Porto is winning this one...even if the ball is round...the ball has some flat ridges that lie+

and we have compiled a list opf JCs and the nicknames i give

RJC:Platinum Card club
HCI:
NJC:
VJC:
TJC:
AJC:
ACJC:Snob City
SAJC:City of Saints
NYJC:Cheena City
PJC:
TPJC:
MJC:
IJC:
JJC:
CJC:
SRJC:Abu Ghraib Prison
YJC:

dun ask me why 4 now...i'll explain it next time...plus the list will be updated from time to time

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/18/2004 10:22:00 PM

Sunday, October 17, 2004

as is the dugout times tradition...we go great lengths to give ya updates...

in germany...the biggest teams,except stuttgart in a big match all flopped...bayern losing 0-1,dortmund's misery piled up with a 2-0 loss over stuttgart,leverkusen went to berlin and were robbed and i dunno why bremen were so dumb to throw away a 1-0 lead against mainz...and singapore pools are sly enough not to give any bundesliga matches for betting yesterday...those who bet in euro kena liao

and the catalan idiots won the castillian dogs 1-0...amid news that sonny anderson of villareal packing his bags and going to Qatar...as for the condition at manuel luiz de lopera,it's a draw for betis...dunno why betis is having a craving for draws lately...and still no good for prep against dinamo kiev and valencia

as always red star and partizan derbies were a great affair,with many star partizan players given a rest for next week's uefa cup fixture...and the shitting f is that both drew 0-0...somehow red star is playing even more defensively against partizan

and a botched job for the demolition of maine road turned against the chelski army...as the nil gang won again...and it's now the turn for man u the saviour to turn the tide and then ask panathinaikos to punish the nil gang...even if signs doesn't look good against birmingham

and even more trouble for rosenborg against stabaek...and if any of the next 2 wins...u know what will end...the monopoly...but we remember that rosenborg may have a nasty knack of losing 8 games and still win the tippeligaen...so provided valerenga flops also...we believe this will become tight

and the only accurate hit of the day is in prague...where sparta rubs even more salt in a 2-0 win...even so a two in a row against man u is unlikely...and we expect the next person to go in the winter transfer window is jiri homola...u know why...both he score

and a surprise by messina never came...but it's not hard to imagine a flying pony from sicily,as u would think of flying donkeys from verona

19/10/2004
Monaco 20:45 Olympiacos (it's in the stade louis II so expect saviola to repel rivaldo back to athens)
Liverpool 20:45 Deportivo (Rafa vs Irureta...Pool wins)
Real Madrid 20:45 Dynamo Kyiv (Ok...dun expect any thrashing...but expect dinamo to stubbornly resist)
Leverkusen 20:45 Roma(one temporarily impotent,one just recovered from impotency...expect a draw)
Juventus 20:45 Bayern (very tough match...expect makaay to emergency rescue again)
Ajax 20:45 M. Tel-Aviv (that's the only game maccabi can win against a badly weakened ajax)
Sparta 20:45 Man. United (forget about a two in a row in toyota arena)
Fenerbahçe 20:45 Lyon (if we say Istanbul is scary...lets list out the places...Sublime Porte,The Fort of 7 towers,Ali Sami Yen...and Sucru Saracoglu)

20/10/2004
Rosenborg 20:45 PSV (badly weakened Rosenborg at a brace of brace of defeats again and a PSV in super form...expect PSV to thaw before Rosenborg starts chopping)
Panathinaikos 20:45 Arsenil(nil gang to get cooked in Athens)
Milan 20:45 Barcelona (this is no nou camp...this is the san siro and milan win)
Shakhtar 20:45 Celtic (in Ukraine,this fix is best avoided by scots)
Anderlecht 20:45 Bremen(bah...perennial underachievers against fallen german champs...a bremen win)
Valencia 20:45 Internazionale(matters at the mestalla get a bit hot...and expect adriano to fire again)
Chelsea 20:45 CSKA Moskva (the russians have no match for the chelski)
PSG 20:45 Porto(porto should win this one,particularly if they won later tonight)

21/10/2004(UEFA)
Aachen 18:15 Lille(Lille nicks this one)
Egaleo 19:15 Middlesbrough(Boro too)
Dnipro 19:30 Club Brugge (Brugge win)
Zenit 20:00 AEK(no comment)
Dinamo Tbilisi 20:00 Sochaux(not much to say)
Feyenoord 20:05 Hearts(expect feyenoord to win)
Steaua 20:15 Standard(steaua to win)
Schalke 20:30 Basel(draw or schalke win)
Amica 20:30 Rangers (rangers if they didn't pole-axed)
Beveren 20:45 Stuttgart (stuttgart win)
Auxerre 20:45 GAK(auxerre should be able to win this one)
Zaragoza 20:45 Utrecht (a draw seems likely)
Athletic 21:00 Parma(athletic melts some parmesan for throwing at castillians)
Lazio 21:00 Villarreal (draw)
Benfica 21:15 Heerenveen (benfica win)
Panionios 21:30 Newcastle(not my prob...better not get whacked in greece)

oh...ya...i gtg... and here's crap from shaktar donetsk site


Ref.: Mr. Yuriy S. Alexeyev, FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk President
Mr. Yevgen M. Kucherevskyy, FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk Head Coach
Mr. Dmytro Mykhaylenko, Team Captain

Dear Friends!

We congratulate you on the successful performance in the UEFA Cup second leg match vs Maccabi Tel Aviv and qualifying for the UC group stage .Your success is that of the whole Ukrainian football, which strives to establish itself at the European football arena. Let’s hope, the achievements of the leading domestic clubs will be exemplary for the footballing community of Ukraine. We kindly ask you to share our congratulations with all those, who contributed to this success: players, coaches, technical staff, club employees and the loyal fans.

With best regards,

Rinat Akhmetov,FC Shakhtar Donetsk President
Mircea Lucescu, FC Shakhtar Head Coach
Anatoliy Tymoshchuk, FC Shakhtar captain

here's the tactic from the miners...and dnipro played maccabi haifa instead of tel aviv...this is because maccabi has just escaped from a 1-0 loss from delle alpi

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/17/2004 02:20:00 PM

Saturday, October 16, 2004

ok...it's now in reverse chrono order...had a stupid grad ceremony...was smsing for most of the time...the onli gd newz being mr yue getting posted to moe hq...hence debunking the theory that's he coming to vjc(hahaha...even vjc ppl would resent him)...and other than a boring xiao hua xiao cao anticlimax final...saved by dicky and van...i relished taking photos with frens more...

and juz now can only go vjc open house...can't go njc OH...but with chris telling me that njc seemed boring...i think i'd better aim for vj or rj during o levels...it's hard...but NOT ENTIRELY IMPOSSIBLE...their mass dance quite excitting...but met ah ze's track senior and she didn't dance...cuz she second batch...and on the brighter side they all debunked the theory that has been going in my mind...that the 1st batch bully second batch

yeah and i met samz there...if u dunno whu's dat...she's the NK ga during rmun...ok...quite chio and met for quite a moment b4 she proceeded to nj and i had difficulty climbing the wall...and well...dunno if i wanna take theatre studies or not after my 1st 3 mths...particularly when i had to take the dreaded physics in order to get f maths...and yeah...some dude who has 6 CCAs can still do well...soccer,bball,?,?,?,?...and wow...definitely have to make amends for my terror cca record...

and anybody who went to the tj openhouse yesterday...hope they heard this from an egoistic dude...he asked that is it possible to stay in the jc which he first went in via prelim even if he improved from his bad prelim result of 18 to 7 or 9...fwah...everybody laughed...and they can play golf somemore...piang eh...and tj is quite ok...good ccas...and i had a torrid time climbing the walls...if u wan 2 be in odac...yu prefably should be strong...or u betcha practice climbing the sch gate(which puts u in risk against the OM and DM)...and i met up with a whole gamut of ex-cchms peeps

and the cake goes to this...7pm at aiwo went with pokhon and gang to eat there...he can book 20 seats there...and 20 young punkz wreaking havoc 4 2.75h there...si beh seow lah...eat normal...then 2030 they got what sort of present presentation ceremony....they take photo..presents include apparel(includes underwear) and jewellry and a large card and u noe wat...the chef,the waiter and even customers were watching each and every of our moves...very funny lol...even took a few photos after the ceremony is over...juz hope there's no staidly irate customer who complained to our sch or on the papers...and the service is damn good...if u aren't cranky...the waiters would refill every 5 min...and they'd be happy to take orders...tried out the lemongrass sorbet and it's the best sorbet ever tried...sweet and bitter with a slight sourness...but too bad ate apple instead of blueberries...and asked for diet sunraysia lemonade that is damn super...and great stuff include the chicken supreme with spice,the chicken in plum sauce,the sliced fish(tastes like the ones u eat at the cze cha stalls...except even more healthier) the taukwa in pickling spice that tastes more like it was in tomato...and best of all the steamed salmon...steamed and served with tomato sauce and spinach that doesn't even cover up the nice salmon's freshness...quite tastefully done...and quite good...without rice or any staple to ensure a good diet...and the pita dip tasted like the sauce that's served with cantonese roast...would come back to here again...Warning:Menu changes daily...tamm and tiff goes first...then yvonne...then me...cannot go kua midnite

and banzai jerry ong is out at last!

and the best thing is...there's no lesson on friday

as for soccer...champs league and uefa action next week...not covering for now...but expect shaktar,ac milan to win in group f,telaviv and bayern to win in group c,bremen to win in group g,porto and chelski to win in group h,man u and lyon to nick group d,bayer to win in group b,and the rest of the games are draws...as for the uefa cup games...covering sometime soon...and we are expecting messina and real to win today...

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/16/2004 09:31:00 PM

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

it's getting more and more tense now...and there's only 3 days left in my cchms uniform...after that...i'd be missing all my friends...and i realised miss them or not...i still have to move on...would appear to pity those in my class...some of whom would never ever go to a jc...and well...to cap off a glorious enough year i got class chalet on the last few days of 2004...dunno where it is...but given that we are only united in bullying yue...just bond for one last time before we leave for separate ways...

and wat is real madrid getting nowadays...animal farm?read about the part where animals are mistreated before slaughter...and it seems that florentino perez is getting even more like a megalomaniac...or a freak...if their cash cow lay off for 6 months...god better bless and then he go to santiago compostela to pray he dun get bushwhacked by ultras sur...but doing so would mean going to coruna...where irureta and riazor is going to cook him...and on the way his players may become victims of the catalan idiots because the catalans would appreciate same minded idiots bringing the bounty to nou camp and then get 1 million euro reward

and i just realised that there's no more smorgasbord and aquavit from denmark until april 10 2005...strike by those fishermen,refusal to fish during spring...dunno lah...and they only resume when brondby vs copenhagen is on...

and i dunno why i've an urge to also report on Israel,other than Arafat vs Sharon...i'm quite sick of Israel attacking The west Bank and Hamas blazing up Jerusalem,so why not we cover some league matches,particularly with Maccabi inside champs league...that's why the dugout times is so value for money,give all the tips can aim very accurate one,like sniper..the only thing is...i can't read hebrew so i may be a bit slow here..and maccabi haifa vs maccabi tel aviv is on 13-11-2004...given that maccabi would have been drained of 70% of their juices getting squeezed by ajax and juve...and haifa given enough time to plump up now that they are out of any euro competition...we are expecting a tense enough match

and nil vs villa,draw here if henry still reproduce form for france...man u vs ? man u win if rooney goes power and liverfool vs fulham,fool win given rafa would have been giving warnings to baros and the heck

and wat the heck portugal is doing...going to vaduz only to get scraps...if that is so...we are focusing less on scolari,more on victor and trap...for the former he's now handed some job to crap...while the latter have made a new heaven after successfully evading the rotten tomatoes of the tifosi by staying put at lisbon...unless there's a rotten tomato missile which only russians know how to make

Latest:Benfica vs Porto is on Sunday!!well...in a state of prelim shock until i forgot...so we are getting on it...Benfica is nearly in full strength and according to insider info sporting is in not too good shape...as for porto...oklor...and we believe Trap may consider an Italian style 343...with all the best stuff they can muster...trusting the gates to quim or yannick is stupid...and leaving the two balkan warheads out are shortchanging the squad...as for porto...we dunno wat they are churning out for now...but without derlei or nuno valente...the most they can hold is 88min...where geovanni may pop up and late winner or zahovic may start first and then 2-1 before they find an equaliser...their euro forms cannot be compared actually...because the chelski army is now too strong for the dragons while the hawks have a too easy job

predicted formation:
benfica:moreira;fissas/luisao,argel,miguel/joao perreira;zahovic,everson,petit,paulo almeida;simao,sokota,n.gomes(quim,dos santos,tiago,aguiar,antorras,karadas)
porto:vitor baia;jorge costa,pedro emanuel,pepe,(maybe seitaridis,if he's okay);costinha,diego,carlos alberto,maniche;mccarthy,luis fabiano(nuno,bosingwa,?,?,?,?)

quite rightly,porto's bench is less high quality...but we may expect a draw or a narrow win for either team,the higher prob being benfica,and half goals would most likely be in favour of porto supporters...since we do not expect a goal fest,betting a htft or total goals is like shooting yourself in the head...so if u are hell bent on doing so...i advice a draw-away or 1,2 or 3 goals

and the worst is that right smack hitting my os is porto vs sporting,07/11

and quite rightly 09/01/2005 is benfica vs sporting...

nah...gtg liao

P.S:phew...u dun need 6 pts and a whole lot of cca and affliations to get into rj...juz hard work will do...mind u...got insider info one

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/12/2004 02:16:00 PM

Sunday, October 10, 2004

yeah...do e geog until slightly sian so i'm loggin now...

we have no cases of food poisoning or loss of betting cash except for ppl allergic to dragon flesh...and the docs have it under control...2-0 to the english including becks whipping up a special madrid style braised dragon...the only thing is the rioja came after he was carried off the pitch

the french drew 0-0 with the irish...quite expected for the irish to do so...and the norwegians and the rest won as expected...that's why it's so predictable...

and for next week...i've juz forgot that there's double the fun at the Bundesliga after going to Belgrade and Prague...

Stuttgart vs Dortmund:rampant stuttgart vs bearish dortmund...and rosicky is injured again...or is it...and with stuttgart retaining everything but magath...we may advise punters to go for koller scoring first before stuttgart put 1 or 2 in the dortmunder's net

Bayern vs Schalke:well...Ailton haven't really settled into Schalke yet...but who cares...and Bayern is now getting on a high...we know a draw won't appease their wide fan base so the tipsters of the Dugout Times advice that u should put half goals on schalke and then wait for makaay to do the trick...and the htft crap does not work for such games

for the russian league...2 big shots in the final 4 days of russian league for dinamo...cska first then spartak

and being Steaua sympathisers we are covering Romanian league in this mag even if we can juz squeeze a little juice from that dried lemon out...steaua vs national would be on the 30th...and nuthin much here...primarily it will involve steaua vs dinamo skirmishes

our betting ministry will be in full operations come 22-11...from then on we will give u predictions of all league games in any part of euro and any permutation(htft,1x2,0.5goal,total goals)...and some brasil and argentina league thrown in...but by then there will be only 80% of the fun as we will have no more swedish,russian and norwegian leagues to provide u...ah nvm lah

and my grad ceremony next week confirm very si beh boring one...dun wanna say it anymore

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/10/2004 02:48:00 PM

Saturday, October 09, 2004

The English has scored against Wales at Old Trafford...1-0 now...and with Giggs unlikely to reproduce Old Trafford form to wales...we are expecting a dragon stew in the old trafford pub...complete with JW Lee's Moonraker(dun remember the name...) or some Chateauneuf du Pape which is mostly Grenache or a Syrah and Grenache blend...which roughly means 3-0 or 3-1 or 2-1 if u wan it cooked,medium or rare(we heard we have to ask u to sign indemnity form if u wan rare meat cuz they say there's regrouped GM beef that may cause some probs if u eat it not fully cooked)

and so the indemnity form goes

we,the old trafford restaurant and bookie will not be held responsible for any health damage or luck damage from betting against england or eating contaminated dragons due to improper cooking...we shall not pay any loss in betting or any medical fees in full or in part

signed

____________
customer's name

____________
manager

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/09/2004 10:24:00 PM

since we are expecting some teams to flop in their qualifiers...the dugout times is able to analyse in detail 2 matches next sat...

news first...Ferencvaros(the one who knocked out Millwall),Sparta(the one with the derby next week) and Banik(the one who kena thrash both times) are fined for some crap hooliganism,38500(for FTC,monkey chants on the poor Millwall fans),32000(racist attituide by Sparta during the loss against Lyon) and 26000(crowd trouble for Banik's draw) respectively...and the latter also pulled Boro down by making them lose 6500(all numbers in euros)

Sparta vs Slavia:I am a Sparta fan...but I'll make this as unbiased as possible...it's quite true Sparta sells their aces every 6 months(Marek Kincl last season after sinking Lazio with a last min header during Champs League),and Tomas Hubschman(still playing Champs League,now at Shakhtar...no wonder i'm covering Shaktar's league games too)...they got the newest ace...Tomas Jun(funny enough name,quite prolific...u know last season AC Milan kena scare by him before scoring 4...and Lyon woke up in time or they kena roast)...then they got a whole bunch of czech nat team players inside,including Karel Poborsky

in contrast Slavia is unseen unheard...crashed out of UEFA cup too soon,no nat team players except someone on the subs...and they seem below average and sluggish...hence i believe sparta may just romp to a 3-0 win...if not 1-0

Red Star vs Partizan:from reputable sources,Red Star is in a sorry state now...lost both legs of UEFA cup against st petersburg...while partizan edged past dinamo bucharest to get a date with boro and villareal...the serbs have a new tv deal for the local tv stations to broadcast 3 league matches per saturday afternoon...and partizan can actually stake a claim for another champs league qualifier...cuz they would most likely take back what the red whites had last season...

from their squad list,we can most likely conclude that Partizan's playing a very effective brand of attacking football quite serbian with an african touch...with their goalie holding well...all eyes on boya,ilic and some other old guards...as for red star...they would most likely be in big trouble...with dudic and kovacevic in yucky form...a 2-1 win is on the cards for Partizan

latest update:from the olympiacos site...the date for the grand derby against panathinaikos will be on the 5th of december...and AEK is on 7th November...stay tuned as the dugout times will cover the pana match for u...right down to the player updates

that's all for now...more updates coming up

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/09/2004 09:10:00 PM

Friday, October 08, 2004

JERRY ISN'T OUT...but David turns into a scapegoat...my sis would have been yelling at the top of her voice...dunno why such an actor like Jerry can still get in one...

I think it's a tactic to allow Jerry to be voted out later...and seems like being voted out earlier is better than leaving it late

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/08/2004 09:08:00 PM

ok...i dunno wat's happening now...but i think i have mixed reviews about my new haircut...some prefer me cut...others think he hairstylist and say my one ugly...

and oops...black army side in Swedish...and worse still it's AIK's site...not my prob here...i support Djurgarden...and erm...no Rosenborg Ultra site...wat i found was Valerenga...

and I'm considering sending an application to be an Ultras Sur member...dunno if they accept mail orders...

a maths seemed so easy...except RV of course...thankfully NY's A maths is a Cartesian..or I'd have been dead

and wtf..i'm having a shortage of soccer news out here...with 2 wc qualifiers within 7 days...yucks...the only thing i'd relish is reporting on which player was injured,which player was suspended and so on...i can't wait for Sparta and Partizan to win...and then champs league in 2 weeks time makes me even more homesick for club football...

and we heard Jose Mourinho was accused by a certain Mr Mutu of lying about his fitness so that he won't be able to play for Romania...we dunno but we expect a very fiery battle that will end up with Mutu being sent back to Italy for a loan spell...or the Chelski army is forced to sack Mourinho...

and wat the f is the singpore coach doing...sending 2 players to red Star for 2 weeks...if he's a former red star guy then "neva mind"...but if he's formerlly from partizan...he's stepping on the tail

and that's all for now...not counting the odd soccer update coming up later

P.S:Brazil Championship site coming up...may be slow since i have to interprete most Brasillian stuff to English

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/08/2004 04:56:00 PM

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Nah...life's quite fucked up these days...chao kuan indra talking more crap during physics...and ate a mars bar juz now...yucks...i swear i'll never ever eat a mars bar ever again...

poor rachie...i dunno wat happened..but this morning i saw her crying...nah better not talk much...but lucky jes and sandy helped me talk rachie into going 4 prom!!yippee!!no worries liao and i paid $40 upfront...unpleasantly ate $25 and with $40 in the bag from trading in handphone...lemme c...go brasserie tatler eat buffet and then go prom...now that's a reality...and coming in a merc cab as well...

and laughed after hearing steam being said countless times by justin...rachie go past and then he did some position that looked like sex...hahaha... dunno if he had sex with yvonne ...anyhow...i voted for Rachie...and hahaha

for more soccer action...this is wat we can only find...the dugout times prefer playing around with club soccer than do some international action...

2004/05 UEFA Cup group stage draw yesterday

Group A
Feyenoord (NED)
FC Schalke 04 (GER)
FC Basel 1893 (SUI)
Heart of Midlothian FC (SCO)
Ferencvárosi TC (HUN)
(quite clear cut on who's going thru to the next round...the first 3)

Group B
Parma FC (ITA)
Besiktas JK (TUR)
Athletic Club Bilbao (ESP)
FC Steaua Bucuresti (ROM)
R. Standard de Liège (BEL)
(Parma goes out first...and then if Standard kena away match to Steaua also out)

Group C
Club Brugge KV (BEL)
Real Zaragoza (ESP)
FC Utrecht (NED)
FC Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk (UKR)
FK Austria Wien (AUT)
(sizzling form of first 3 removes possibility of the other 2)

Group D
Newcastle United FC (ENG)
Sporting Clube de Portugal (POR)
FC Sochaux-Montbéliard (FRA)
Panionios NFC (GRE)
FC Dinamo Tbilisi (GEO)
(Greeks and Georgians would be ran over...first by the Toon Army,then a Renault before suffering the final crap by being hung up at the homeground of the final)

Group E
S.S. Lazio (ITA)
Villarreal CF (ESP)
Middlesbrough FC (ENG)
FK Partizan (SCG)
Egaleo FC (GRE)
(Egaleo out..then either Boro or Lazio would also be out...most likely the one who have to play away games in Belgrade and Castellon...if not then the one who have to play in the Partizan Stadium)

Group F
Rangers FC (SCO)
AJ Auxerre (FRA)
Grazer AK (AUT)
KS Amica Wronki (POL)
AZ Alkmaar (NED)
(also quite clear cut...Poles and Austrians again)

Group G
VfB Stuttgart (GER)
SL Benfica (POR)
NK Dinamo Zagreb (CRO)
SC Heerenveen (NED)
KSK Beveren (BEL)
(Croats and Belgians end up at the exit door)

Group H
AEK Athens FC (GRE)
LOSC Lille Métropole (FRA)
Sevilla FC (ESP)
TSV Alemannia Aachen (GER)
FC Zenit St. Peterburg (RUS)
(Aachen and the loser between AEK and Zenit)

each team plays 2 home and 2 away matches...and then 24+8 Champs league 3rd placers will square off...until the final at the Jose Alvalade...which Sporting would relish...and provided they don't kena any French or Spanish teams

and a new Rugby page will be coming up...stay tuned as we bring u French,English club rugby and All Black updates...for now i predict Sparta will run over Slavia 3-1 in next week's Prague Derby,their no 1 youngster running riot and shooting a hattrick

too bad i'm quite forgetful these days...and i think i forgot to give u swedish and turkish delights...seems like besiktas ate some uncooked meat and then they lost...1-0 to Trabzon...Gokdeniz Karadeniz on target...unlike when he was neutered in Bilbao

and a happy 100th anniversary for IFK Gothenburg as the menu for last week's dinner at the Nya Ullevi goes like this

1930:Hors d'Ouvres
2000:one golden goose egg,done with salt
2045:rest
2200:one more golden egg,sugar spice and everything nice
2215:the main meal...cleanly defeated Djurgardens with some crap defending
2227:dessert...more ultras start flowing in
2230:a glass of Carnegie Porter rounds it off

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/07/2004 03:21:00 PM

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

ok...i dunno how life would be so f***ed up for ultras sur...can kena a goal from that luque...and off days for adriano and rooney as their teams drew...and so how...die lor...

and jerome...still can say 18 is good...dun believe him lah...6 then he say powerful...yue thinks he fing no hope...and moderate moderate and moderate have 18...comtemplating life in catholic or pioneer for 3 months now...i dun wan go srjc...and it seems like i still got the thinking that serangoon jc would still suffer stereotypes even when the rankings are removed...but aiyah...we all so brand concious one...

1+2+3+4+4+4=18
1+1+1+1+2+2 or 1=8 or 7

aims for this o level

e maths:stay with the 1(practice every 3 days)
a maths:3 to 1(can be done...juz finish fishing RV)
chinese:1 or 2(1 if possible,2 at least got try)
chem:4 to 1(focus on this prob area...from a2 drop to c5...but men fall and rise again...)
ch:4 to 1(more study)
eng:2 at least(not too hard to do so)

and i dun feel like playing physics 10ys...

and who say u need 6 pts only to end up in rjc...quite far away target but worth all the trouble studying

well...it's that f***ed up....but i'll try...

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/05/2004 02:58:00 PM

Sunday, October 03, 2004

ok...i'm not supposed to be online but true to the Dugout Times spirit...we decide to give u Bremen vs Bayern score...1-2....we have no roy makaay emergency save involved...but i believe someone would be happy like bird even if wolfsburg still occupy the top..nice cake on the icing as well as nice won monaco 4-3(quite unexpected)...and valencia drew 1-1 with betis...not quite bad for betis...and lets hope numancia conjures up everything in its path to stop the suckers...


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Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/03/2004 10:14:00 AM

Friday, October 01, 2004

well...i would miss u all...i would miss man u beating up nil...all the soccer...here's some spring cleaning before i call it a day for now and till then wait for 22/11...where freedom would taste so sweet...and when i can meet my friends

just before i go...here's all the lowdown on UEFA cup...

Metalurg FHK vs Schalke(monster hit rate at 0-4)
Stuttgart vs Ujpest(just as expected..and another 4-0)
Hereenveen vs Maccabi PT(that's a miss here...although i expected hereenveen to win 1-0 also...but they won 5-0)
Gencler vs Egaleo(ch** bye sh*t...a 1-1 draw isn't enough and the turks who made the world sit up and take notice with public humiliations on Sporting Lisbon and i dunno who is left to suck it at home)
Chateauroux vs Brugge(hahaha...1-2 andf 6-1 on aggregate)
Braga vs Hearts(oops...a 2-2 draw that led to penalties win for hearts)
Dnipro vs Haifa(should be twice the score)
Sigma vs Zaragoza(even more accurate than my physics practicals...a 2-3 win)
Stabaek vs Sochaux(there's life after frau and pedretti after all...and this is how they brought a renault to roll over everything in its path...0-5)
CSKA Sofia vs Steaua(a 2-2 draw isn't too accurate..but steaua is in anyway)
Red Star vs St Petersburg(well...misery continues at 1-2)
Lille vs Shelbourne(another case of just topping up half the cash at 1-0)
Benfica vs Banska Bystrica(spot on at 2-0...seems like i've a lot of luck with the hawks)
Dinamo vs Partizan(a goaless draw is just enough)
Auxerre vs AaB(still another case of toppping up half tank)
Nacional vs Sevilla(a 1-2 win and i was happily bombing to a bank in Lisbon)
Alkmaar vs PAOK(missing here...2-1)
Beveren vs Levski(ole!...and i really predicted that an Ivory Coast player would score 1-0)
Aachen vs (Icelandic Side)(a goaless draw that only pleases those who went 1x2)
rangers vs Maritimo(two problems...a score draw first and then a penalty shootout)
Maribor vs Parma(a goaless draw is fully justifiable)
Djurgarden vs Utrecht(there's no stockholm plundering...but too bad that wasn't enough to overturn a 4-0 deficit)
Basel vs Terek(no mistake from Basel...2-0...and no mistake for punters following my instructions)
Bodo/Glimt vs Besiktas(OK...1-0 for the black hawks)
Feyenoord vs Odd(well...went as expected at 4-1)
Bochum vs Standard(belgians via penalties..held at 2-2)
Banik vs Boro(a 1-1 draw just gifts stuff to Tessiders...check out the part where the boro fans were seated among the Banik faithful...lucky the police came early)
Rapid vs Sporting CP(no win...but still on aggregate)
Hapoel vs Newcastle(1-5)
Ferencvaros vs Millwall(hooliganism mars this match...and i was foiled)
Lazio vs Metalurh(well...succulent spiced pork sausage imported from Kiev is ready for ur consumption...and there are 3 in a plate)
Udinese vs Panionios(1-0 and sums up a miserable end for the northerners)
Athletic Bilbao vs Trabzonspor(sniper shot on target...and in san mames..if real madrid is scared away...ottoman turks would get double the torture from the ETA)
AEK vs Gorica(another accurate titration)
Villareal vs Hammarby(as expected...who follow my total goal and 1x2 tip benefits)

chelski vs liverfool:tale of contrasting fortunes...the chelski army having turned porto inside out and the scousers getting robbed at Athens...and with this game played in Stamford Bridge...nobody leaves Chelski Army HQ alive...be it an amateur team,or Euro Champs like Porto or man U and of course the nil gang and Rafa's warriors

and on the prom...i somehow got a very bad feeling when i asked rachel whether she would be going to the prom...(approx contents)

Me:Hi...
Rachie:hello
M:u goin prom or not...
R:no...
M:overseas arh...
R:relative coming from overseas...

and today...i actually realised that there wont be much ppl attending prom...not even 100 out of a possible 472...maybe they felt that yue was a hypocrite in giving them $4000...maybe some thought prommie was a waste...if $40 is still too steep..well...i dunno if i've to loan them some cash...maybe some are overseas...but i fear that the prom would be cancelled!NO THAT WON'T HAPPEN!!Ok...Tammy...it's better that u aren't in a position to decide...or i'd faint

and the xiao hua xiao cao...in tn they really know how to make me happy...but in dl...they dun seem to give a damn....not when they are looking for more idiots to go to hell with them...

here's a special tribute to a guy who performed especially well in the prelims...the best guy in my class was ah kuek who got a 10 in his prelim L1R5...his story could be called legendary by some terms...1 for Chem,E and A Maths,Physics...and although pulled down by humans...i think i should applaud him for his never say die attitude and great work ethic...well...he's on his way to VJC(or another top JC) by the time the new year comes...and i wish him all the best...yeah we have fought on countless occasions and had a hot and cold relationship over the past few years...but he's one of my best friends and best enemies ever...hahaha

and 20 isn't enough to go into a decent JC...but as far as I'm concerned,PRELIMS IS HISTORY...it isn't impossible to go to RJC with O Level Results...but u got to know how to do it...and i've squared of wat other dudes from the Raffles PPl have to prove...as Mr Chua said...u can turn the tide...dun care about DL liao...juz worry about my 7-8 pts first

with that...i really got to study and except for the occasional login...i won't be updating my blog with long rhetoric like the last few posts until 22/11

P.S:The Dugout Times wish to congratulate China's 55th National Day...and greetings to all the Chinese players in the EPL

Jose Luis Fabiano at 10/01/2004 05:03:00 PM