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Friday, March 31, 2006

we're gonna kill you all during april fools.this time round we've massive business east of europe

(El Classico)
Barcelona-Real Madrid-THIS IS THE MATCH OF THE YEAR.well we can rant about all the history here,but then it seems like nobody's thinking about it,Barca thinking about Benfica and Real thinking about new deals...the fact is if Barce can draw 0-0 for all they want,Real Madrid will turn on their heat and win 2-1 for pride's sake

(Seville derby)
Betis-Sevilla-this is hot blooded and Betis are in more trouble than expected.go for Juande Ramos and his men giving Betis a headstart to the Segunda by winning 2-1

(Belgrade derby)
Partizan-Red Star Belgrade-well...I'm most likely needing a bit of tranquiliser,so whatever Slobo supports,I'll go against him.I predict he's a Crvena Zvezda fan(aka Red Star),so I'll go for Partizan 2-1 and hope you get out of Belgrade alive

(Budapest derby no 1)
Ferencvaros-MTK Hungaria-actually I was thinking whether this was quite worth it,but we shall go on with it anyway.since they weren't what they used to be,1-1 would work

(super Sofia derby)
CSKA Sofia-Levski Sofia-actually we don't have this easy.If CSKA aren't any sort of pushovers,1-1 would work most of the time...though this is insufficient for Levski

(the biggest Moscow derby ever)
Spartak Moscow-CSKA Moscow-should a championship battle start so early there's gonna be something wrong.yeah,maybe,CSKA 1-0 or Spartak 2-1.what's safe though is that there's going to be a draw at half time

(Israeli powerpack)
Maccabi Tel Aviv-Maccabi Haifa-we can't wait for Beitar to join the fray,so let's go for Maccabi Tel Aviv 2-1 again.they just need something else to complete the formation

Arsenil-Villa-1-1
Newcastle-Spurs-2-1 Spurs.works well
West Brom-Liverpool-3-1 Pool...not saveable
Birmingham-Chelsea-3-0 Chelsea.enough said
Everton-Sunderland-1-0
Bolton-Man U-2-1 Man U after much effort
Fulham-Portsmouth-1-1

Man C-Boro-2-1 should work...more for Man C
West Ham-Charlton-1-0 or 1-1
Blackburn-Wigan-2-1 to either side who scores first

Nice-Strasbourg-1-0
Nantes-Marseille-2-1 Marseille is fine
Lille-Auxerre-1-0 or 1-1
Metz-Lens-2-1 Lens
Troyes-Lyon-1-0 Lyon
Sochaux-Ajaccio-2-1
St Etienne-Monaco-1-0 Monaco

Toulouse-Rennes-2-1 Rennes or 1-1
PSG-Bordeaux-this is tough.1-0 should work...or 2-2 Bordeaux
Le Mans-Nancy-1-0

Leverkusen-Lautern-2-1
Wolfsburg-Duisburg-1-1
Gladbach-Dortmund-1-0 Dortmund
Hertha Berlin-Stuttgart-1-0 or 1-1
Nuremburg-Mainz-1-0 or 0-0
Bayern-Cologne-3-1
Frankfurt-Bremen-Bremen 1-0

Schalke-Hamburg-2-1
Hanover-Bielefeld-1-0 or 1-1

Sociedad-Malaga-2-1.easy enough
Zaragoza-Villareal-1-1

Atletico-Celta-2-1 Celta
Deportivo-Racing-1-0
Valencia-Cadiz-2-0
Osasuna-Getafe-1-0 to arrest the slide
Mallorca-Espanyol-1-1
Alaves-Athletic-2-1 Athletic

Lecce-Milan-2-0 Milan
Inter Milan-Messina-2-1
Treviso-Juventus-3-1 Juve

Sampdoria-Cagliari-1-0 or 2-2
Reggina-Siena-0-0
Fiorentina-Roma-Toni scores again to make it 1-0
Lazio-Empoli-2-1
Palermo-Ascoli-1-1 or 2-0
Chievo-Livorno-1-0
Udinese-Parma-2-1 Parma or 1-1

Crystal Palace-Watford-1-0
Coventry-Preston-2-1 or 1-1
Hull-Leeds-1-0 Leeds
Luton-Ipswich-1-1 or Ipswich 1-0
Millwall-Brighton-1-1 or 1-0
Norwich-Leicester-2-1 Leicester
Plymouth-Wolves-1-0 Wolves
QPR-Crewe-2-1 Crewe
Reading-Derby-1-0 or 3-1
Sheffield Wed-Burnley-2-1
Southampton-Cardiff-1-0
Stoke-Sheffield Utd-2-1 Sheffield

Yverdon-Xamax-1-1 or Xamax 1-0
Schaffhausen-FC Zurich-FCZ 2-0
Basel-Young Boys-2-0 Basel or 1-1
Grasshoppers-St Gallen-2-1
Thun-Aarau-1-0

GAIS-Orgryte-2-1 Orgryte
AIK Stockholm-Gefle-1-0
Malmo-Hacken-3-1
Gothenburg-Osters-2-0

Sigma-Slovan Liberec-bring on the champs.2-1 Slovan
Sturm Graz-Rapid Vienna-man...eat that up.1-1
Xanthi-Panathinaikos-more hoolies...so run away with 2-1 Pana
Arges Pitesti-Cluj-graa graa and 2-1...we did tell you Romanians are easy to scam
Otelul Galati-Steaua-2-1 Steaua and they are cured
Poli AEK-Rapid Bucharest-so how...2-1 Rapid...they are quite hard to whack
Legia Warsaw-Pogon-2-1 Warsaw should be easy
Metalurh Donetsk-Dnipro-brrrrr...2-1 Dnipro...i'm so cold i need some warm money

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/31/2006 12:38:00 PM

Thursday, March 30, 2006

actually that's a better day out

Inter Milan 2 Villareal 1-finally Adriano scores,when least expected.Martins this time round saves the day,so cut all the racism
Lyon 0 AC Milan 0-they managed to shut Shevchenko up,but then that also means passing up the chance to get into the semis...if Juninho is still out

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/30/2006 10:47:00 AM

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

ok hot shit

Arsenil 2 Juventus 0-whatever the case without Vieira,Camoranesi and Zebina I don't know if they can do a 4-1
Benfica 0 Barcelona 0-backs to the wall and besieged,they ended up being dragged back to Barcelona to get beaten up

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/29/2006 05:39:00 PM

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

we'll bust your wallet off this Champs League week

Arsenil-Juventus-we won't be surprised if Vieira comes back and whacks Arsenil.so go ahead with a Juventus 2-1 or 1-0.Henry is gone by 2006 WC
Benfica-Barcelona-after Man U and Liverpool,it's Barca and the Blaugrana army.actually we would have loved to see Messi play,but Larsson is just as good with Ronaldinho and Etoo.2-0 Barca does the trick
Inter Milan-Villareal-game over for Villareal.1-0 and I think Cruz will score that
Lyon-AC Milan-Milan's tactic is to lose small away and win big at home.but without Juninho,they might as well just go for a 1-1 draw and then finish them off at home(Bayern),provided Lyon doesn't score big(like Bremen or PSV again) first...least of all 7-2

Sevilla-Zenit SP-Seville sides are traditionally tough at home,but with Russians being extremely hard to chew away,I might think 1-1 is key to a win for Zenit.but don't discount the fact that Zenit might actually spring out a 1-0 win out of the blue and proceed to draw,or the other way round
Levski Sofia-Schalke-if being the bane of the French isn't enough,now it's the German's turn to take flight.1-0 to Levski and any score that isn't too catastrophic in the second leg would work...
Rapid-Steaua-Rapid is super on form but I'm bred a Steaua fan.I'll pray for 1-0 Steaua,bearing in mind nothing is guaranteed if they are so familiar
Basel-Boro-of late both have been on form,but I think Basel will freeze the Teessiders out with 1-1 or 1-0...brrr

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/28/2006 04:00:00 PM

Thursday, March 23, 2006

this time round we have another Juventus running away with the title,so let's keep our fingers crossed for our Romanian double bill

Juventus-Roma-Juve 2-1 would be the best way to kickstart your orders for champagne
Club Brugge-Anderlecht-Club screw and we sure need to crap our way out.Bring them on and draw 2-2 or have Club Brugge 1-0
Real Madrid-Deportivo-0-0 again and I don't think Lopez Caro would be honorably discharged after this season.1-0 seems more suitable,but judging from the fact that Depor can beat Real Madrid once in a while,2-1 is a big gamble
Steaua Bucharest-Politehnica Timisoara-you don't underestimate any team coached by Gheorghe Hagi.that said,I don't think Steaua will draw again,so I predict they will win while Dinamo flop.2-1 the final score,or 0-0 if they still have a phobia of their rented apartment
Rapid Bucharest-National Bucharest-National are a decent side,but with Rapid being that deadly,1-0 to Rapid
Liverpool-Everton-when 2 high speed trains crash,both gets derailed.1-1 drtaw or 2-1 Liverpool after much effort

Chelsea-Man C-2-1 should be okay.but I don't think they will ever get red carded for the rest of the season
Wigan-West Ham-2-1 Wigan could actually work when they most need it
Portsmouth-Arsenil-1-0
Sunderland-Blackburn-1-0 Blackburn.burn baby burn
Villa-Fulham-2-1 Fulham or 0-0

Boro-Bolton-2-1 Bolton
Man U-Birmingham-3-0 can work.bye Bruce
Charlton-Newcastle-2-1 Newcastle if Roeder works fast
Spurs-West Brom-3-1

Lyon-Toulouse-4-0?okok we can't think of anymore scores before Lyon kopes their 5th
Marseille-Le Mans-1-0 or 1-1
Lens-Sochaux-2-1
Strasbourg-Lille-2-0 Lille
Auxerre-St Etienne-1-1 or 1-0
Nancy-Nantes-1-0 Nantes
Ajaccio-Metz-0-0 or Ajaccio 1-0
Rennes-Troyes-2-1

Monaco-PSG-1-1.other than that you can try 1-0 PSG or 3-2 Monaco
Bordeaux-Nice-icing on the cake for Bordeaux.1-0

Stuttgart-Leverkusen-2-1 Leverkusen
Mainz-Hertha Berlin-3-0 Berlin
Bremen-Hanover-1-0.should work this time
Cologne-Frankfurt-1-1 or 0-0
Duisburg-Bayern-3-0 Bayern
Schalke-Wolfsburg-1-0
Hamburg-Dortmund-2-1 or 3-3

Bielefeld-Nuremburg-1-1 or 1-0
Lautern-Gladbach-1-0 Gladbach or 2-1 Lautern

Athletic-Osasuna-2-1 Osasuna.Aguirre teaches everyone to shoot straight,and it would be another bunch who scores against the struggling Basques
Villareal-Betis-2-1 Villareal.Betis are gone case
Malaga-Barcelona-3-0 Barca.Malaga can say all their last words

Getafe-Sociedad-1-0
Celta-Mallorca-2-1 can work
Racing-Zaragoza-1-1 again for Zaragoza.they can't really win,yet they also couldn't lose given their strikeforce
Espanyol-Alaves-2-1
Cadiz-Atletico-Atletico 3-1
Sevilla-Valencia-1-0.You would find this unbelievable,but then Sevilla is tough at home

Parma-Inter Milan-2-0 Inter or 1-0.not Adriano scoring
AC Milan-Fiorentina-Toni won't score while Shevchenko would.that means 2-1

Cagliari-Reggina-1-0 or 0-0
Siena-Lecce-1-1 or 1-0
Lazio-Sampdoria-2-1 or 0-0
Ascoli-Chievo-1-0 Chievo
Palermo-Treviso-2-0
Messina-Udinese-1-0 or 2-2
Empoli-Livorno-1-1

Grasshoppers-Schaffhausen-2-1 or 1-0
St Gallen-Thun-1-0 Thun
Aarau-Yverdon-1-1 or Yverdon 1-0
Xamax-Basel-Basel 3-1
Young Boys-FC Zurich-should be that bad enough.FCZ 1-0 or 2-0 Young Boys if early enough

Burnley-Norwich-1-0 Norwich
Brighton-Luton-2-1
Cardiff-QPR-1-0 or 1-1
Crewe-Coventry-1-1
Derby-Crystal Palace-2-1 palace
Ipswich-Hull-1-0
Leeds-Stoke-2-1 Leeds or 0-0
Leicester-Reading-2-1 Reading
Preston-Plymouth-2-1
Sheffield Utd-Southampton-1-0
Watford-Millwall-1-0
Wolves-Sheffield Wed-1-0

Denizlispor-Galatasaray-being thrown out by Fenerfarce not withstanding,1-0 Gala and hope Fenerfarce flops
Austria Vienna-Austria Salzburg-battle of who got firepower.1-0 to the purples
Loko Plovdiv-CSKA Sofia-3-1 CSKA.we love the Bulgarians nowadays

WILD CARD BET
Pogon-Wisla-this is the new wild card bet segment.one surprise game will be given each week.2-1 to Wisla and recommended to put A-A

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/23/2006 10:57:00 AM

Saturday, March 18, 2006

we actually have 2 nuggets live from...Moscow and Liverpool

Dinamo Moscow 1 Shinnik Yaroslavl 1-not an impressive start,neither a floppy end.at least one of their prized Portuguese scored,good enough for the rest but CSKA,Loko and Spartak

Everton 4 Villa 1-a resounding win.Beattie didn't score,but cool enough for 3-0 and so they're forgiven if they want a late run

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/18/2006 10:55:00 PM

so that's the second part of our issue,with the UEFA Cup draw and the Championship fixtures as always...and just for more surprises,Scottish league and regular Eircom Irish league(South of the Border)!

Levski Sofia/Schalke vs Sevilla/Zenit SP
Rapid/Steaua vs Basel/Boro

Coventry-Leeds-2-1 Leeds
Crystal Palace-Ipswich-1-0
Hull-Crewe-1-1 or 0-0
Luton-Derby-2-2 or 1-0
Millwall-Leicester-2-1 Leicester
Norwich-Sheffield Utd-1-0 Sheffield or 3-3
Plymouth-Cardiff-1-0 Cardiff
QPR-Brighton-2-1
Reading-Wolves-2-1 or 1-1
Sheffield Wed-Preston-1-0 Preston or 0-0
Stoke-Burnley-1-0

Southampton-Watford-1-0
Leeds-Crystal Palace-2-1 or 1-0 Palace

Aberdeen-Livingston-1-0
Kilmarnock-Falkirk-1-1 or 2-1 Kilmarnock
Motherwell-Hibs-1-0 Hibs

Celtic-Inverness CT-1-0 or 3-0

Drogheda-Cork-1-1
Sligo-Bohemians-0-0 or 2-1 Bohemians
(Shelbourne 0 Longford 0-another draw and we don't know what to do)

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/18/2006 11:17:00 AM

Friday, March 17, 2006

There goes the French and the Italians.and actually it looks as if an East European semi final is going to happen

Schalke 3 Palermo 0-to put it that way,just blast your way through 10 men
Strasbourg 2 Basel 2-Strasbourg aren't going to win it this time round,and being that depleted,they just put on a fight and went straight down
Zenit SP 1 Marseille 1-no need for a draw actually,should have finished them off earlier but are still safe whatever the case
Betis 0 Steaua 3-what distinguished Steaua is its power away from home.man,Rapid Bucharest won't be sleeping peacefully.Betis are in greater trouble than expected,so don't be surprised if they escape relegation at the last match of the season
Levski Sofia 2 Udinese 1-I hit the Bulgarians again.this time round they are thinking of getting one for Bulgaria

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/17/2006 04:19:00 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2006

bring on the Russians...later.actually I wanted to see how Dinamo looks crap this year.If not then I'd opt for Campeonato Brasiliero or Copa Libertadores,but I can forget it,because it'd be a logistic nightmare

PSG-Auxerre-I don't think any one of them would match up with each other,so lets go with a 1-1 draw.forget about anyone catching up with Lyon
Lille-Marseille-we can't imagine anyone of them winning outright.if that's the case so opt for a 1-0 or 1-1
Bayern-Schalke-on no type of form whatsoever,just bet a 1-1 draw or 1-0 win for any lucky one.decide yourself
Inter Milan-Lazio-Adriano would score this time.Frankly speaking only Juventus and AC Milan can neuter Inter
AZ Alkmaar-Feyenoord-should we think that doesn't end in a draw,1-0 to Alkmaar would be a bit better.orr if Feyenoord scores first,then bet them on half time to win by holding on
Hearts-Rangers-Rangers are in some form of trouble and has more to lose than Hearts who know they can't get rid of Celtic.2-1 or 1-1
National Bucharest-Steaua-I know Steaua would be tired after Betis,but then there might be a riot if they don't win actually.so the next thing I'd go for is 1-0 Steaua or 1-1

Birmingham-Spurs-2-1 Spurs should work given the advantage
Everton-Villa-since Everton are better with their chances,it goes to say they will run out 1-0 winners as well
Man C-Wigan-this time round Samaras is going to score again.that might not mean trouble for Wigan so 1-1 would be fine
West Brom-Portsmouth-2-1 West Brom is better
Arsenil-Charlton-1-1
Bolton-Sunderland-2-1 Bolton again.they work
West Ham-Man U-blast it and put 2-1 Man U or 1-0
Blackburn-Boro-2-1 Boro is easier to handle
Newcastle-Liverpool-Owen would not have regretted going to St James Park if Roeder can engineer a win.if not,1-1 might be better,but not enough for Rafa's Worriers or Glenn's Underachievers
Fulham-Chelsea-3-0 or 3-1 Chelsea.no chance to play fair

Troyes-Bordeaux-1-0 Bordeaux.not if anything troublesome comes in
Nice-Nancy-2-1 Nice
Le Mans-Nantes-1-0 Le Mans for this week's surprise.or 2-1 Nantes
Metz-Rennes-Rennes should find this easier at 2-0
Toulouse-Lens-2-1 Lens should be nice
Ajaccio-Monaco-2-0 Monaco
Sochaux-Lyon-3-0?no no no.1-0
St Etienne-Strasbourg-1-1

Dortmund-Lautern-2-1
Frankfurt-Duisburg-1-1
Nuremburg-Bremen-3-1 Bremen
Wolfsburg-Hamburg-2-1 Hamburg
Hanover-Cologne-0-0 or 1-1
Leverkusen-Mainz-2-1 or 0-0
Gladbach-Stuttgart-1-0 Stuttgart

Hertha Berlin-Arminia-3-0

Getafe-Deportivo-2-1 Depor or Getafe 1-0.no actually I won't want you to lose money on the second
Villareal-Atletico-2-2 or Atletico 1-0 in a tight match
Sociedad-Barcelona-Sociedad needs to be very lucky.they have they players,but not the luck.well they would be deserted again as Barca will run out 2-1 winners

Racing-Valencia-2-0 Valencia.this must have been easier for Mario to take
Cadiz-Alaves-1-1
Malaga-Zaragoza-2-1 Zaragoza
Real Madrid-Betis-this is it,Real Madrid would take more revenge by winning 2-0.who cares about Real Betis anyway when they're in trouble
Sevilla-Mallorca-3-1 and while the score away while theysee their green rivals get whacked yet again by another European champ
Espanyol-Osasuna-Espanyol is so schizo they should not be recklessly bet on.but since Osasuna can be counted to give 2-1 almost all the time,so put Osasuna on that score
Celta-Athletic-2-1 since Celta are quite strong this time round.they need a bullish showing to go through

Livorno-Juventus-2-1 Juve is easier to take
Treviso-Cagliari-1-0 Cagliari.need we say more?

Udinese-AC Milan-2-0 Milan and go on with the show
Reggina-Empoli-1-1 or 0-0
Chievo-Siena-2-1 or 2-2
Roma-Messina-1-0
Lecce-Parma-2-1 Parma
Fiorentina-Ascoli-no wind this time round,well maybe not,but the Toni whirlwind.2-1
Sampdoria-Palermo-1-1 or 1-0 Palermo

Grasshoppers-Yverdon-2-1 or 1-1
Thun-Schaffhausen-1-0.Schaffhausen should had made way for the Liechtenstein team
Young Boys-Xamax-1-1 or 2-0
Aarau-FC Zurich-FCZ 1-0
St Gallen-Basel-Basel 1-0

Xanthi-Olympiacos-this is more invitation for hoolies.so Olympiacos need a national mandate after wrapping up the title yet again.2-1 Olympiacos ought to do the trick
Anderlecht-Beveren-2-1 Anderlecht is the way to go.and maybe take a look at more Ivory Coast talents they would love to have
Austria Salzburg-Austria Vienna-this is tough,so go for the Vienese in a 1-0 win or 1-1
Beitar Jerusalem-Maccabi Haifa-yeah can't wait for Maccabi v Hapoel?we have something just as inciendary.Maccabi 1-0 and Gaydamak Sr needs a bit more help here,not from his son
Zenit SP-Saturn-1-0 Zenit since they can't rest their players as they do in Russian Cup fixtures.just be careful next time

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/16/2006 09:00:00 PM

to say this...this past 2 days aren't very impressive

Inter Milan 1 Ajax 0-disappointing Adriano fluffs a sure fire penalty but at least it's Stankovic who saved the day with the clincher.anyway miss or not that's a hit at best and a hit at worst

Sevilla 2 Lille 0-to be manic,2-1 refers to the aggregate score Sevilla goes through.Lille was no match for Villareal,so we fear for the French in the UEFA Cup even before Marseille goes into snowy Petersburg.The French dominate in the Heineken Cup but sadly got put out by the rest,so it's now up to Betis to match up to their hated rivals

Roma 2 Boro 1-this time round that was counted as a hit,even if we have to sacrifice Roma in the process.actually with or without that away goal we kinda hit the jackpot long ago

Hamburg 3 Rapid Bucharest 1(Rapid on away goals)-incredibly for Rapid,it's Buga's treat this time round as Hamburg nearly forced extra time before that away goal Bug-ged them for the rest of the time.that's why they can actually cruise through again.looks like the only thing able to stop them is Steaua(provided they don't flop against Betis)

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/16/2006 01:50:00 PM

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

we've got so much unresolved business we're back from an enforced holiday in order to bring you more shit from the front

Inter Milan-Ajax-this is the late champs league game people are wondering what the hell happened while the rest are playing.It seems like Inter are favourites to win this one,and with Adriano back on form,they are well poised for 1 or 2 goals that will send them to Villareal.Ajax can't score for nuts actually,so i won't be surprised if they score a late consolation goal

Roma-Boro-Rome under siege.should we be that correct,2-1 might do for Rome,but not so enough.or 2-0 also can.Ascoli might actually be a useful example
Sevilla-Lille-Sevilla might as well forget it,because Lille are tough to beat,albeit a little easier away.2-1 should work
Hamburg-Rapid Bucharest-Hamburg can't win 2-0.so the next best alternative is Rapid 0-0 since they are so capable of the sort of stuff needed
Schalke-Palermo-back home,it would be auf weidersehen for Palermo,that is,if they don't concede any goals.1-1 might work,but if you prefer Schalke,3-1
Levski Sofia-Udinese-from Palermo to Plovdiv,I would swear that Udinese can't match Levski at all,even if there are apparently any differences in strength.2-1 to Levski or even 2-0 can work.or 1-0
Betis-Steaua-Steaua are notorious for whacking people away.this time,marooned Betis are going to be in the receiving end of a 2-0 loss
Strasbourg-Basel-bring it on,because Basel are going to go through.1-1 is their favoured move,but if Strasbourg is worse than Monaco now,2-0 might actually do justice
Zenit-Marseille-usually French sides are crap in Russia,and if you think this is some legacy passed down from Napoleon,I'd welcome you to put another Zenit 1-0

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/14/2006 09:30:00 AM

Monday, March 13, 2006

bring on the arseholes

Osasuna 2 Barcelona 1-we didn't expect our heroes to be screwed
Juventus 0 AC Milan 0-we didn't expect that sort of show to be a grand bore
Ajax 0 PSV 0-blankos and they wished they have scored one in order to overhaul PSV.now it's Inter that presents the dirtier job
Arsenil 2 Liverpool 1-game over Rafa's worriers.Buy back Owen whatever the cost
Man U 2 Newcastle 0-Newcastle are inadequate,so Roeder needs to make massive structural changes next season
Steaua 0 Arges Pitesti 0-haunted rented apartments pale in comparison to having a phobia at 'home' aka rented premises
Valencia 0 Real Madrid 0-a draw is okay,assuming that they haven't been informed of what happened 24 h later
Cracovia 1 Wisla Krakow 1-spit polish and screw
Brondby 3 FC Copenhagen 0-triple power
Basel 2 Grasshoppers 1-went right smack in plan
Trabzonspor 1 Galatasaray 1-

Birmingham 1 West Brom 1-hat trick coming up
Blackburn 2 Villa 0-no tap.Champs League coming up...looks like disaffected Baros will leave by August
Bolton 4 West Ham 1-convincing win
Chelsea 2 Spurs 1-okok,another hit
Everton 3 Fulham 1-strongbow works in such unexpected goal fests
Portsmouth 2 Man C 1-wrong side to crap.Harry Redknapp isn't easily swatted down even if he's too old to be Harry Potter
Sunderland 0 Wigan 1-as good as it gets.looks like Sunderland will go down without any wins this time
Charlton 2 Boro 1-whoosh,one more

Auxerre 2 Nice 0-no slap in the face
Bordeaux 2 Toulouse 0-double header
Lens 1 Troyes 0-destroyer power at home
Lyon 4 Metz 0-blast the hell
Monaco 4 Sochaux 1-no shit up
Nancy 1 PSG 1-whoops we crapped thru
Rennes 3 Ajaccio 0-smackdown and no hit
Nantes 1 Lille 1-no benefits for both.that means Lyon win
Marseille 2 St Etienne 0-body double
Strasbourg 1 Le Mans 2-we ran out winners

Bremen 0 Hertha Berlin 3-???(perplexed expression)
Bielefeld 1 Leverkusen 0-different side to score the same
Mainz 3 Gladbach 0-highly powderful and irregular shots
Cologne 3 Nuremburg 4-check out the fireworks
Stuttgart/Wolfsburg/Duisburg 0 Dortmund/Bayern/Hanover 0-this is super boring.zzzzzzz
Hamburg 3 Lautern 0-a Lautern fairytale isn't going to be produced
Schalke 2 Frankfurt 0-this is a classy one

Espanyol 2 Celta 0-oops off target
Deportivo 0 Sociedad 1-pump the gas when least expected.not helpful
Betis 1 Malaga 1-okok Betis weren't working anything out of this
Zaragoza 1 Getafe 2-we'd resist trying to prop Getafe up or pushing them down.maybe 9th is their true calling
Athletic 1 Cadiz 0-a rare hit for Athletic
Alaves 2 Sevilla 1-blam!
Mallorca 1 Villareal 1-error strewn
Atletico 2 Racing 1-we said that we did need a bit of a shocker when we showed up

Inter Milan 1 Sampdoria 0-so as long as Inter does more 1-0,it'd keep them alive
Siena 1 Treviso 0-nice guess.Treviso seems more dependable than the giants,cause they can be looked on to lose ALL their remaining games
Empoli 2 Chievo 1-wrong side,so no recourse
Messina 2 Lecce 1-we flecced all of our punters
Parma 2 Brescia 1-gold star hit
Lazio 3 Reggina 1-out of range
Ascoli 3 Roma 2-unexpectedly Ascoli took a 3 goal lead.not what we expected,and so we're done in
Palermo 2 Udinese 0
(in Florence,the winds decided to play a prank and wound up Toni and the gang,so any bets placed are refunded by bookies)

Stoke 1 Crystal Palace 3
Brighton 0 Preston 0
Coventry 2 Sheffield Utd 0
Crewe 1 Southampton 1
Derby 3 Burnley 0
Hull 1 Plymouth 0
Ipswich 1 Millwall 1
Leeds 2 Norwich 2
Luton 1 Leicester 2
Reading 0 Watford 0
Sheffield Wed 1 QPR 1
Wolves 2 Cardiff 0
roundup:Wolves hit again.Ipswich,Leicester round off the rest.we were fairly accurate except for the finish

Young Boys 2 Aarau 1-no go
FC Zurich 1 St Gallen 0-half goal
Schaffhausen 0 Xamax 0-how to say good night in Swiss German?zzzzz
Yverdon 0 Thun 1-another hit

Bohemians 0 Drogheda 1-diferent side
Bray 2 Shelbourne 2-ok flips
Cork 1 Dublin 0-that was an educated guess
Derry 2 UCD 0-double flop
St Pats 0 Waterford 0-another nice jab.stout might do,but I shall wait for the rugby

Hibs 1 Celtic 2-another hit and run case
Litex Lovech 1 CSKA Sofia 1-ok not cocking out
Sporting 1 Boavista 0-ooh okay,just turn it in
PAOK 0 Panathinaikos 1-another hit.we have a knack for special fixtures
Slovan Liberec 1 Banik Ostrava 0-brilliant.another dependable Czech hit to round the day
MTK 2 Debrecen 4-craps and no experiment
Dinamo Bucharest 0 Otelul Galati 3-ole!

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/13/2006 09:49:00 AM

Saturday, March 11, 2006

you want the stuff??bring it on.based on real time report yesterday,we're sure Barca has just 1 obstacle to romping the title

Arsenil/Juve vs Inter Milan/Ajax/Villareal
Lyon/AC Milan vs Benfica/Barcelona

so after all the legal wrangling...we predict who will play in the semis

Juve-Inter and AC Milan-Barcelona

after that,if Inter-AC Milan is played in the heavens,the only final to be played on earth is Juve-Barca.If not then watch the whole Paris burn as the nerazzurri and the rossoneri do some guerilla battle

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/11/2006 09:23:00 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

I was actually going more crazy,so the DT will cover Irish league as well.sounds crazy ain't it.and with the top 10 selections for this week,we sure are going more and more crazy!!

1:Juventus-Milan-with 2 teams on sizzling form,it's very hard to predict who will win.If that's the case,1-1 would be the most likely result after careful consideration

2:Arsenil-Liverpool-I still hold the hope that Pool would win,and I think 1-0 to Pool might actually help a lot

3:Man U-Newcastle-Shearer can't help Roeder much because Man U will always be Man U even without any Champs League slot.If that's closely fought enough,Man U might actually win 3-2 by a late goal

4:Ajax-PSV-we're so freaking sure that Ajax can't make it in the Eredivisie that we really would recommend you 1-0 or 2-1 to PSV...no surprises.Huntelaar the Hunter might score one,but that's about it as PSV would be on all fire after getting whacked by Lyon

5:France-England-this is 6 nations stuff that has the rare honour of being listed as fixture for the day for a rugby match.sometimes home advantage doesn't work.If the French still play like against when they played against wooden spoons Italy,they might as well lose.if not,then they might actually do well to win by the odd kick out

6:Valencia-Real Madrid-you didn't expect both of them to be out of Europe after so long,but with such affairs being full blooded battles,2-2 or Valencia by a shorthead might do.this is when Perez is still on.But I think Martin wouldn't stop Lopez Caro from benching Ronaldo (again).so they might do well to draw,but win is definitely out of the question except when Barcelona lose(which is never likely)

7:Basel-Grasshoppers-man...Basel on a high does look very dangerous.so the best recommendation is 1-1 or 2-1 Basel

8:Brondby-FC Copenhagen(Danish fight)-If there isn't anything cartoonish,we wouldn't be amused to see Copenhagen losing 1-0

9:Cracovia-Wisla Krakow(Krakow derby)-2-1 for Wisla should work if they really are that powerful in the transfer market

10:Steaua-Arges Pitesti-I admit that I'm obsessed with Steaua Bucharest.having said that,I don't think Arges would be able to come up with a gift for Dinamo,so 2-1 or 3-1 Steaua should be fine

Chelsea-Spurs-should we say anything,Chelsea would resume normal business and win 3-1 or 2-1
Everton-Fulham-2-1
Bolton-West Ham-2-1
Birmingham-West Brom-1-1
Portsmouth-Man C-Man C 2-1
Blackburn-Villa-1-1 or 2-1 Villa
Sunderland-Wigan-Wigan 2-0
Charlton-Boro-2-1 Boro

Bordeaux-Toulouse-1-0 again
Nancy-PSG-0-0?should be 1-0 PSG
Auxerre-Nice-this is nice enough.2-1 Auxerre or 1-1
Rennes-Ajaccio-2-1 or 2-0
Monaco-Sochaux-1-0
Lens-Troyes-2-1
Lyon-Metz-3-0.should be easy

Nantes-Lille-if going to Nantes mean getting 0-0 draws,go for Lille 1-0
Strasbourg-Le Mans-2-1 Le Mans or 2-2
Marseille-St Etienne-1-0

Wolfsburg-Bayern-3-0 Bayern.this is now the receiving end
Mainz-Gladbach-1-1
Stuttgart-Dortmund-2-1 Dortmund or 3-3
Arminia-Leverkusen-1-0 Leverkusen
Cologne-Nuremburg-1-1 or 0-0
Bremen-Hertha Berlin-1-0 Bremen or 1-1
Duisburg-Hanover-0-0 or 3-1 Hanover

Schalke-Frankfurt-2-0
Hamburg-Lautern-2-0 too

Deportivo-Sociedad-1-1 or 2-1
Espanyol-Celta-1-0 Celta

Zaragoza-Getafe-2-2 or 1-0
Atletico-Racing-1-1 or 1-0
Mallorca-Villareal-2-0 Villareal
Betis-Malaga-2-1 or 0-0
Osasuna-Barcelona-Barca 3-1 or 1-1 draw.draw aint likely so don't try unless you're pretty sure
Athletic-Cadiz-1-0.they are soft enough to beat
Alaves-Sevilla-3-1 Sevilla

Inter Milan-Sampdoria-2-1
Siena-Treviso-1-0

Empoli-Chievo-2-1 Chievo or 0-0
Lazio-Reggina-2-1 or 2-2
Palermo-Udinese-1-0 or 1-1
Cagliari-Fiorentina-3-1 Fiorentina.I might think Toni wouldn't score this time round
Ascoli-Roma-2-1 or 1-0 Roma
Parma-Livorno-2-1 or 1-1
Messina-Lecce-0-0 or 1-0

Brighton-Preston-1-0
Coventry-Sheffield Utd-2-1 Sheffield
Crewe-Southampton-2-1 or Saints 3-1
Derby-Burnley-2-0 or Burnley 1-0
Hull-Plymouth-2-1
Ipswich-Millwall-1-1 or 2-1 Ipswich
Leeds-Norwich-1-1 or 0-0
Luton-Leicester-2-1 Leicester
Reading-Watford-2-1
Sheffield Wed-QPR-1-0 QPR
Wolves-Cardiff-2-0

Stoke-Crystal Palace-1-0 Crystal Palace
Preston-Ipswich-1-0 Ipswich

FC Zurich-St Gallen-2-0
Young Boys-Aarau-1-0 or 1-1
Schaffhausen-Xamax-Xamax 1-0
Yverdon-Thun-1-0 Thun or 0-0

St Pats-Waterford-1-1 or 0-0
Derry-UCD-UCD 1-0
Bohemians-Drogheda-2-1?should go for 1-0
Bray-Shelbourne-Shels 1-0
Cork-Dublin-1-0 maybe
Longford-Sligo-2-1 Longford

Hibs-Celtic-so let's go and close this deal.2-1 Celtic closes the championship case
Trabzonspor-Galatasaray-to win this,2-1 will do for Gala and then they can whack Fenerfarce for all they want
PAOK-Panathinaikos-more hoolies,so 2-1 Pana does work once in a while.alternately 1-0
Sporting-Boavista-2-1 Sporting should be nice
Slovan Liberec-Banik Ostrava-1-0 is great for championship chasing Slovan
MTK-Debrecen-1-0 in another crap experiment
Litex Lovech-CSKA Sofia-this is tough.1-0 CSKA works

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/10/2006 08:56:00 AM

we didn't know how crap were our results until we decided,enough is enough

Boro 1 Roma 0-actually that penalty was early enough to signal what's going to happen in the Eternal City,so that was actually counted as a hit.let's hope i'll hit again in the return leg
Lille 1 Sevilla 0-
Rapid Bucharest 2 Hamburg 0-they win like crazy everytime at home.so the next thing is...can we imagine a semi final with an entirely Eastern European flavour?(Zenit,Rapid,Steaua,Levski)
Palermo 1 Schalke 0-half goals and then the full goal by Palermo knocked me out cold
Udinese 0 Levski 0-usually Levski have away day blues during Euro trips,but what happened this time was that Udinese is super off form.this means that Levski would be forced to win,something which they are somewhat capable of
Steaua 0 Betis 0-again screwed.just one thing,Betis might not actually make it back home alive since Steaua would have the away goal advantages.(might win,so look out)
Basel 2 Strasbourg 0-run all over and so the next thing is...can they claim another French scalp(remember they have competition in the form of Levski)
Marseille 0 Zenit 1-that sure was a mistimed tackle

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/10/2006 08:43:00 AM

Thursday, March 09, 2006

we should have reckoned we lost a huge fortune playing in the Champs League

Arsenil 0 Real Madrid 0-WTF
AC Milan 4 Bayern 1-whatever the case Milan is so on form right now.Sheva missed a penalty but he finished off just like the rest,and dear old Bayern are eliminated yet again after the 16
Lyon 4 PSV 0-Tiago double and Juninho yellow card.this time round PSV are out of luck and it showed
Liverpool 0 Benfica 2-we kinda fouled up the predictions,and the champions are deposed.if anyone can depose Man U,what's there to fear about Juve or even Pool for that matter

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/09/2006 09:23:00 AM

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

looks like there are 3 of them decided already.not so impressive hits,though

Barcelona 1 Chelsea 1-finally,there was revenge.but to ruin this occasion,Thiago Motta's alleged slider on Terry kinda gave the Chelski Army the chance to equalise Ronaldinho's super kick.not that we want to say anything,but they kinda need more work to succeed in Europe

Juventus 2 Bremen 1(Juventus on away goals)-this time Juventus had the last laugh,literally.if scoring on 5 minutes is not enough,scoring with 5 minutes to go is more fatal.having said that,we nearly hit that before we goofed it at the last minute

Villareal 1 Rangers 1(Villareal on away goals)-there's at least an underdog this time round.not so much a hit,but good enough actually

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/08/2006 09:16:00 AM

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

we don't relish cleaning up the grand mess chelsea has made during the past few weeks.so what the heck and get on with the Champs League

Barcelona-Chelsea-this is big.and dear old Mourinho would have no happy memories of Barcelona as they will lose again there.2-1 is the score
Villareal-Rangers-having said that,we decide that Villareal would win 1-0 or draw just to get in again
Juventus-Bremen-there are 2 options.1 is a Juventus 1-0 that is all but enough.another is a draw.like 1-1 or something.the second option is dangerous,so stick with the first

Lyon-PSV-it's almost the end of the road for PSV,or they might as well win 2-1 and get over it.maybe 1-0 and extra time would be the real outcome
AC Milan-Bayern-this is another insurance fixture.1-0 to the hosts does do well,or if you blatantly want it,0-0,1-0 Bayern or 1-1 will be better off for a tight fixture
Arsenil-Real Madrid-surely they will have to conjure out a magic.some style might be cool as the Galaticos will win 2-1 or even thrash the Nil Gang if they want it
Liverpool-Benfica-1-1 or 2-1 Liverpool might do.no or maybe 3-1 if the can think of that score

Boro-Roma-if we said so,we should have said that Totti will still call the shots even from an intercom.2-1 Roma or 1-0 does set the tone for what's going to happen in the Eternal City next week
Rapid Bucharest-Hamburg-Hamburg are strong enough to win that,if not for the fact that Rapid are playing at home and they are tough opposition there.1-0 or 1-1 might be good actually
Lille-Sevilla-with Lille in sizzling form,we think they might as well just whack 2 past the wobbly Andalucians
Basel-Strasbourg-so...2-1 does work,barring the snow
Steaua-Betis-this is the Bucharest Renaissance.Actually we don't give a shit about the useless Dinamo,so to put it that way,2-1 or 2-0 against struggling Betis might as well book them a quarter final slot.or 3-0 maybe if you think you can hit that well
Palermo-Schalke-this is big business.put Schalke on the half goals ticket and check for the rest
Udinese-Levski Sofia-Levski has a bad habit of losing away,so 1-0 or 2-1 to Udinese works.that will mean going back home and play the shit out
Marseille-Zenit SP-they have to win before they end up stuck in Russia.actually 1-1 or 1-0 would work should they shut the A&A combo up

Plymouth-Preston-1-1
Wolves-Stoke-2-1 or 1-1

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/07/2006 02:18:00 PM

Monday, March 06, 2006

to put it this way...it's a snowy blizzard.just that we didn't get an equivalent in cash

Real Madrid 2 Atletico 1-whatever the case mr Martin is really serious about commitment,so the Madridistas play quite unlike recent weeks
PSG 0 Marseille 0-yawn?they just kinda thrash about too much until a goalless draw is the only way to pacify 2 hooligans
Roma 1 Inter Milan 1-in such a classic,it's very easy to hit your favourite team
Celtic 3 Aberdeen 0-game,set,trick!
Rapid 0 Austria 3-hattrick and let's go skiing
Panathinaikos 1 AEK Athens 0-if that's so,let's go and support Olympiacos instead

Ajaccio 1 Lyon 3-almost a hit,but still can
Lille 4 Le Mans 0-double squares
Metz 2 Monaco 1-things do get a little bit complicated at the bottom.looks like Monaco are in real trouble
Nice 0 Lens 0-we didn't say we should go dizzy right now
Rennes 2 Strasbourg 1-poof.just score in away goals
Toulouse 1 Nancy 1-okok.that's a what we call a real hit
St Etienne 1 Nantes 0-blam!
Troyes 1 Auxerre 1-should we say that we awarded everything to Lyon we'd be obliged to say so right now.if not then shut up

Bayern 1 Hamburg 2-blew the incorrect scores and so there's the unwanted double
Hertha Berlin 2 Cologne 4-surprise win means bust
Nuremburg 3 Duisburg 0-predictably they just needed something in order to get out
Hanover 1 Schalke 2-hit again
Dortmund 1 Mainz 1-no so lucky now
Leverkusen 1 Bremen 1-we didn't say anything about this
Frankfurt 1 Wolfsburg 1-hit another time
Gladbach 2 Arminia 0-body double

Villa 1 Portsmouth 0doomed Pompey gets buried by a volcano
Fulham 0 Arsenil 4-blam!
Liverpool 0 Charlton 0-what sort of crap to face Benfica?or they do take a leaf out of the fortnight and do the same
Boro 1 Birmingham 1-not so lucky
Newcastle 3 Bolton 1-it's Big Sam who ran out first
West Brom 1 Chelsea 2-it'd be remembered for the clash as Chelski move on
West Ham 2 Everton 2-nothing,idiots
Man C 2 Sunderland 1-off you go
Spurs 3 Blackburn 2-this is nice,not a hit but that will do

Villareal 3 Alaves 2-add one each and win
Cadiz 2 Espanyol 0-oddly,we didn't seem to be accurately guessing that one
Barcelona 3 Deportivo 2-as always,Barca is romping.problem is,Depor gets an unwanted injury concern
Sevilla 2 Athletic 1-cool strike home
Celta 2 Osasuna 0-home sweet home
Sociedad 1 Zaragoza 3-game over Sociedad
Getafe 1 Betis 0-actually,in the shape you can forget about Steaua
Malaga 0 Valencia 0-so paiseh
Racing 0 Mallorca 0-eggs battle

Sampdoria 0 Juventus 1-no hit
AC Milan 3 Empoli 0-so powerful,we just decided to cover the next match in detail
Udinese 1 Ascoli 1-really nuts as we hit again
Livorno 0 Cagliari 1-oops
Chievo 2 Lazio 2-double take
Lecce 2 Palermo 0-blew it
Messina 0 Parma 1nothing actually,just no hit
Treviso 0 Reggina 1-another hit
Fiorentina 2 Siena 1-and finally...Toni scores once again.surely another prelude to a hit

Burnley 0 Reading 3
Cardiff 1 Sheffield Wednesday 0
Crystal Palace 1 Leeds 2
Leicester 3 Hull 2
Nillwall 2 Luton 1
Norwich 2 Stoke 1
Plymouth 1 Brighton 0
QPR 0 Wolves 0
Southampton 1 Coventry 1
Watford 2 Derby 2
roundup:Cardiff,Norwich,Plymouth,Southampton hit/Reading,as always go crazy

Thun 1 Basel 1-it lasted until the last minute,where they blew up right away
(the rest:got a massive blizzard that put paid to any Zurich derbies)

PSV 4 Hereenveen 1-dinosaur run
Xanthi 1 Egaleo 0-actually they do stand a real shot in Europe
Boavista 0 Braga 0-zzz
Levski Sofia 4 Loko Plovdiv 0-The Blue Monster strikes
Porto 3 Nacional 0-whip ur ass!
Lokeren 2 Club Brugge 0-lucky I didn't bet on this one,or I'd have suffered massive losses

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/06/2006 06:27:00 PM

Saturday, March 04, 2006

we're sure that all premiership clubs are lucky.If you think that that's good,Preston-Ipswich match has been called off due to the cold spell.unfortunately,unlucky Calderwood is now blaming the Scottish FA for risking everyone on the icy casino.so that leaves us with one thing on the agenda so far

Sheffield Utd 0 Crewe 0-actually that was okay given the cold weather

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/04/2006 09:30:00 PM

Friday, March 03, 2006

okok.we are more or less going to keel over from all the footy action.so here comes a powerpacked schedule of the big 5 leagues,plus exclusive Championship and Swiss league coverage,and here's my top selections first,including good derby selections.sinful!

Real Madrid-Atletico(Madrid Derby)-Since the time Perez is gone,they are bickering more and more.Bet Jesus Gil would be amused when he's enjoying all the fun up there(in heaven of course).but I think 1-0 to Real does make Martin's(and Lopez Caro's) job easier

PSG-Marseille(France Derby)-Had they decided to relocate it at the Stade,not only Biarritz and Stade Francais would be protesting,even the government would protest about hooliganism.If you don't want to see a full frontal battle between Marseille and Parisian hoolies right infront of 36,Quai des Orfevres(Police HQ),book a 1-1 draw or 1-0 to PSG.I guarantee you,the money garnered is enough to last you for the coming month

Rapid-Austria(Vienna Derby)-We didn't say we want trouble,so the easy way out is an Austria 1-0 in order to cement their title right away

Panathinaikos-AEK Athens(Athens Derby part 3)-Panathinaikos has 'home advantage',so expect a few rowdy ultras in green to cross over to the moat track.no,we wouldn't imagine that sort of thing,so Panathinaikos 1-1 or 2-1 sure does cut out part of your work

Roma-Inter Milan-on form and off,so if Roma 1-0 doesn't appeal to you,the classic scenario is 1-1.either way Juventus would be withdrawing more cash to buy champagne

Grasshopper Club-FC Zurich(Zurich Derby)-to act very Swiss and remain neutral,1-1 is the final score in one of the safest derby matches in the world.oh wait we think 1-0 would do for FCZ

Wigan-Man U-Man U would be winning again,after 1 week.after careless consideration,2-0 would do,or 4-0(if you aren't sick of such thrashings)

Fulham-Arsenil-1-1 or 1-0.If Blackburn can do it,why not blow up the cottage
West Ham-Everton-2-1 to West Ham.too late for Everton
West Brom-Chelsea-3-0 to Chelsea and we sure think that's good of the boys now when Osgood remembers them
Villa-Portsmouth-1-1
Newcastle-Bolton-2-1 Bolton or 1-1.Roeder does run out of ideas against these people
Boro-Birmingham-2-1 again for a resurgent Boro
Liverpool-Charlton-3-1 or 2-0

Man C-Sunderland-2-0 and kick out
Spurs-Blackburn-3-1 or 2-1 is fine if Blackburn are somewhat odd

Rennes-Strasbourg-1-1 or Strasbourg 2-1.if not,1-0
Sochaux-Bordeaux-2-1 Bordeaux
Lille-Le Mans-2-0.I have no solution
Ajaccio-Lyon-3-0 Lyon.all Brazilian cast for goals
Nice-Lens-1-0 or 2-0 Lens is Nice
Metz-Monaco-1-0?liar.just nick it and put 2-1 Monaco
Toulouse-Nancy-1-1

St Etienne-Nantes-2-1 Nantes
Troyes-Auxerre-1-0 Auxerre

Dortmund-Mainz-2-1
Lautern-Stuttgart-1-0 to Stuttgart or 2-1 Lautern.they are capable of stuff once in a while
Nuremburg-Duisburg-1-1
Hanover-Schalke-2-1 Schalke
Hertha Berlin-Cologne-2-1.Cologne are really doomed
Leverkusen-Bremen-this is quite close after Leverkusen's shaky start.2-1 to Bremen after a late goal does some justice
Bayern-Hamburg-in the Allianz,you might just as well forget about getting away with winning.2-1 Bayern would do,or 1-1 for more impressive examples

Gladbach-Bielefeld-1-0 or 1-1
Frankfurt-Wolfsburg-1-1

Villareal-Alaves-2-1
Barcelona-Deportivo-okok,Deportivo would do damage control and lose 1-0
Cadiz-Espanyol-2-1 Espanyol or 0-0

Malaga-Valencia-2-0 Valencia
Sevilla-Athletic-2-1.toughies
Sociedad-Zaragoza-2-1 Sociedad or 1-1/1-0 Zaragoza
Racing-Mallorca-1-1
Getafe-Betis-Getafe on half goals.decide scores yourself.I think I'd opt for a Betis loss or draw
Celta-Osasuna-to play hardball,we decide to pit 2 teams going to Europe.Osasuna might as well just go for the UEFA Cup with Celta and play out a 1-1 draw

Sampdoria-Juventus-2-1 Juve.not that Samp are easy prey
Empoli-AC Milan-2-0 AC Milan

Livorno-Cagliari-1-1 or 0-0
Chievo-Lazio-2-1 might be a better idea
Lecce-Palermo-1-0 Palermo
Treviso-Reggina-we don't think Treviso can actually win,so 1-1 or 1-0 Reggina
Messina-Parma-2-1 Parma
Udinese-Ascoli-1-1 if you think they are gone nuts
Fiorentina-Siena-2-1 should work this time.If Toni scores against the Germans,then Siena is nothing to him

Sheffield Utd-Crewe-2-1 and it's quite early
Burnley-Reading-2-1 Reading
Cardiff-Sheffield Wed-3-1 or 1-0
Crystal Palace-Leeds-this is tough.3-1 or 2-2
Leicester-Hull-1-1 or 1-0
Millwall-Luton-1-0 Luton
Norwich-Stoke-2-1
Plymouth-Brighton-1-1 or 1-0
Preston-Ipswich-2-1
QPR-Wolves-Wolves 3-2
Southampton-Coventry-1-0 or 1-1
Watford-Derby-2-1

(Swiss League:new segment of the DT.actually we meant covering 5 matches per week,and it would be nice enough to show who the hell are all these teams)

Basel:by far the most famous Swiss team.once grouped with Man U in the Champs League
GCZ:supposedly the most successful Swiss club.not so potent in Europe
FCZ:GCZ's derby opponent
BSC Young Boys:from the capital.one of the 2 teams with an Asian player(a Chinese),the other being Basel(ex Marseille defender Nakata,of the Japan national team)
Thun:Arsenil was grouped with them this season
Neuchatel Xamax:from the French side.in the relegation zone
Yverdon:another French team.newly promoted and doing ok
St Gallen:2000 champions.quite normal team.
Schaffhausen:propping up the bottom right now.there's a relegation system,so good luck
Aarau:they're quite a unknown pack

Thun-Basel-okok,I should say Basel are quite unstoppable right now.1-0 to Basel and cheers!
Yverdon-Schaffhausen-2-1
St Gallen-Young Boys-1-0 Young Boys
Aarau-Neuchatel Xamax-1-1

PSV-Hereenveen-2-1 or 1-0 PSV should be attainable given the low demands needed for the last push to the championship
Celtic-Aberdeen-3-1 Celtic and it's home ground
Ferencvaros-FC Honved-1-0 should we think mr Gellei is ok.if not then we can consider waiting for FTC-Ujpest
Porto-Nacional-3-1 Porto if Benfica is nothing else other than a slight blip
Boavista-Braga-2-1 should work
Levski Sofia-Loko Plovdiv-bring out the guns.2-1 to Levski
Xanthi-Egaleo-2-1 too and we think they either stand a shot in Europe

Jose Luis Fabiano at 3/03/2006 08:55:00 AM