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Fixtures marked for quick sale...use within today
Toulouse-Metz-2-1 and with the coach becoming the deputy CEO,they can consider a coaching swoop
Man U-Sunderland-5-0 and people think they're invincible.I'll control that to 3-0
Barcelona-Villareal-2-1,and Villareal might as well prepare for another rematch in Paris in May
Milan-Inter-(see preceding special report)
Cardiff-Sheffield Utd-2-1 Sheffield
Wolves-Watford-1-0 or 2-1 Watford

Normal Service

Lokomotiv Moscow-CSKA Moscow-Loko has all the right players but zero luck.they won't have any good luck again as CSKA will whack them 2-1
Lyn Oslo-Valerenga-suppose we have no clear idea of a Oslo derby without John Obi,one way to play safe is 1-0 Valerenga

Bolton-Chelsea-Bolton might shackle Chelsea to a 1-1 draw,but with such quality,Chelsea might actually beat them 2-1 after spending much effort and elbow grease
Newcastle-Wigan-1-0 Newcastle or Roeder might be forced to quit.he isn't as lucky to have a chairman like Fernando Martin or a fate like Lopez Caro
Fulham-Charlton-1-0 Charlton
Arsenil-West Brom-1-1...West Brom would be lucky enough for a point
Portsmouth-Boro-2-1 Boro or 1-1
West Ham-Man C-1-0 or 1-1
Everton-Spurs-2-1 Spurs.Everton are guaranteed the UEFA Cup anyway,so they just save their energy for Chelsea
Villa-Birmingham-1-1
Blackburn-Liverpool-2-1 Pool.just be wary of the banana skin

PSG-Lyon-another cracker.2-1 Lyon or 1-1...PSG might actually win something if lucky
Marseille-Nancy-2-1.next to white hot Rennes they seem too cooled down
Sochaux-Strasbourg-1-0 or 1-1
Le Mans-Monaco-2-1 Monaco,but don't discount Le Mans,so put D-A for your half time full time bet
St Etienne-Lens-2-1 Lens
Nantes-Auxerre-1-0 Auxerre or 2-2
Lille-Bordeaux-1-0.frankly Lille has less of a chance to badly slip up
Troyes-Ajaccio-1-0 or 1-1
Nice-Rennes-white hot enough for 2-1,or maybe 1-1

Hertha-Dortmund-1-0 or 3-2.might be a tough match
Schalke-Cologne-2-1
Leverkusen-Gladbach-1-0 or 1-1
Wolfsburg-Bremen-3-0 Bremen...if you want a freak score
Duisburg-Hamburg-1-1
Bayern-Arminia-3-1 again
Frankfurt-Mainz-2-1
Nuremburg-Lautern-1-0
Hanover-Stuttgart-1-1 or Stuttgart 2-1

Mallorca-Alaves-1-0 Alaves...more than enough
Deportivo-Sevilla-2-1 Sevilla since they look nicer
Sociedad-Racing-1-1 or 1-0.needed
Getafe-Real Madrid-2-1 Madrid unless they implode
Zaragoza-Cadiz-1-0
Osasuna-Malaga-2-1
Betis-Celta-1-0 Celta or 1-1
Atletico-Athletic-2-1 Atletico.what a tough battle
Valencia-Espanyol-1-0 or 2-2 against newly victorious Espanyol

Lazio-Livorno-2-1
Lecce-Udinese-1-0 Udinese...eithe one will be dropped,but never both
Treviso-Fiorentina-2-1 Fiorentina.need I say more?
Sampdoria-Parma-2-1 Parma
Cagliari-Juventus-1-0 Juve.off form recently
Reggina-Ascoli-2-1
Empoli-Siena-1-1
Palermo-Roma-2-1 Roma...after 75 minutes
Chievo-Messina-1-0.can hold their mettle against the small teams,but not the big ones.hope it ain't too big

Crystal Palace-Crewe-1-0 Palace or 2-1 Crewe
Hull-Burnley-1-1
Ipswich-Brighton-2-1
Leeds-Reading-1-0 Reading
Leicester-Preston-1-1
Luton-Coventry-2-1 Coventry
Millwall-Plymouth-1-1 or 1-0
QPR-Derby-2-1
Sheffield Wed-Norwich-Norwich 1-0 or 1-1
Stoke-Southampton-2-1 Southampton

Hereenveen-AZ Alkmaar-1-0 Alkmaar with alkmaar at a distinct advantage
Rangers-Aberdeen-1-0 Rangers or they really can't save themselves for nuts
Celtic-Hibs-2-1 Hibs and smooth ride home

Nordic Selections
Kalmar-GAIS Gothenburg-2-1.apparently Kalmar has a lot of Zambians and Brazilians in their squad,so don't be surprised if they don't play like Nordics
IFK Gothenburg-Helsingborg-I'm more geared towards a Gothenburg win,so 2-1.but Helsingborg might be good enough for 1-1 if they score early
Halmstads-Djurgarden-2-1 Djurgarden.what more to start than to defend their title
AIK Stockholm-Orgryte-1-0
Malmo-Hammarby-2-1 Malmo.they obviously look better and more experienced
Rosenborg-Start-2-1 Rosenborg should work if they don't want a repeat of last year

Crazy Frogs
Hajduk-Dinamo Zagreb-another Croat.2-1 to Dinamo
Ventspils-Skonto Riga-DT is now really weird and add Latvian League to the list of what we offer.2-1 to Skonto in a blind bet.they are obviously damn strong
Ferencvaros-Ujpest-being obsessed with Ferencvaros,2-1.this is the sort of match which can get fans injured,so watch your step carefully
Sigma-Sparta-2-1 Sparta to revive their season
Dynamo Kiev-Dnipro-1-0 Dynamo.they are way deadlier

Maccabi Tel Aviv-Beitar Jerusalem-1-0 Beitar.maccabi is super off form,so no use betting for them unless you have surplus cash
Boavista-Benfica-2-1 Benfica.this is easy enough
Rapid Vienna-Austria Salzburg-2-1 Austria.Rapid are drained after the Champs League,so they need 2 seasons to rebuild
Cercle Brugge-Beveren-2-1
Linfield-Glentoran-another Northen Irish classic.1-0 Glentoran in another blind bet