we're gonna kill you all during april fools.this time round we've massive business east of europe

(El Classico)
Barcelona-Real Madrid-THIS IS THE MATCH OF THE YEAR.well we can rant about all the history here,but then it seems like nobody's thinking about it,Barca thinking about Benfica and Real thinking about new deals...the fact is if Barce can draw 0-0 for all they want,Real Madrid will turn on their heat and win 2-1 for pride's sake

(Seville derby)
Betis-Sevilla-this is hot blooded and Betis are in more trouble than expected.go for Juande Ramos and his men giving Betis a headstart to the Segunda by winning 2-1

(Belgrade derby)
Partizan-Red Star Belgrade-well...I'm most likely needing a bit of tranquiliser,so whatever Slobo supports,I'll go against him.I predict he's a Crvena Zvezda fan(aka Red Star),so I'll go for Partizan 2-1 and hope you get out of Belgrade alive

(Budapest derby no 1)
Ferencvaros-MTK Hungaria-actually I was thinking whether this was quite worth it,but we shall go on with it anyway.since they weren't what they used to be,1-1 would work

(super Sofia derby)
CSKA Sofia-Levski Sofia-actually we don't have this easy.If CSKA aren't any sort of pushovers,1-1 would work most of the time...though this is insufficient for Levski

(the biggest Moscow derby ever)
Spartak Moscow-CSKA Moscow-should a championship battle start so early there's gonna be something wrong.yeah,maybe,CSKA 1-0 or Spartak 2-1.what's safe though is that there's going to be a draw at half time

(Israeli powerpack)
Maccabi Tel Aviv-Maccabi Haifa-we can't wait for Beitar to join the fray,so let's go for Maccabi Tel Aviv 2-1 again.they just need something else to complete the formation

Arsenil-Villa-1-1
Newcastle-Spurs-2-1 Spurs.works well
West Brom-Liverpool-3-1 Pool...not saveable
Birmingham-Chelsea-3-0 Chelsea.enough said
Everton-Sunderland-1-0
Bolton-Man U-2-1 Man U after much effort
Fulham-Portsmouth-1-1

Man C-Boro-2-1 should work...more for Man C
West Ham-Charlton-1-0 or 1-1
Blackburn-Wigan-2-1 to either side who scores first

Nice-Strasbourg-1-0
Nantes-Marseille-2-1 Marseille is fine
Lille-Auxerre-1-0 or 1-1
Metz-Lens-2-1 Lens
Troyes-Lyon-1-0 Lyon
Sochaux-Ajaccio-2-1
St Etienne-Monaco-1-0 Monaco

Toulouse-Rennes-2-1 Rennes or 1-1
PSG-Bordeaux-this is tough.1-0 should work...or 2-2 Bordeaux
Le Mans-Nancy-1-0

Leverkusen-Lautern-2-1
Wolfsburg-Duisburg-1-1
Gladbach-Dortmund-1-0 Dortmund
Hertha Berlin-Stuttgart-1-0 or 1-1
Nuremburg-Mainz-1-0 or 0-0
Bayern-Cologne-3-1
Frankfurt-Bremen-Bremen 1-0

Schalke-Hamburg-2-1
Hanover-Bielefeld-1-0 or 1-1

Sociedad-Malaga-2-1.easy enough
Zaragoza-Villareal-1-1

Atletico-Celta-2-1 Celta
Deportivo-Racing-1-0
Valencia-Cadiz-2-0
Osasuna-Getafe-1-0 to arrest the slide
Mallorca-Espanyol-1-1
Alaves-Athletic-2-1 Athletic

Lecce-Milan-2-0 Milan
Inter Milan-Messina-2-1
Treviso-Juventus-3-1 Juve

Sampdoria-Cagliari-1-0 or 2-2
Reggina-Siena-0-0
Fiorentina-Roma-Toni scores again to make it 1-0
Lazio-Empoli-2-1
Palermo-Ascoli-1-1 or 2-0
Chievo-Livorno-1-0
Udinese-Parma-2-1 Parma or 1-1

Crystal Palace-Watford-1-0
Coventry-Preston-2-1 or 1-1
Hull-Leeds-1-0 Leeds
Luton-Ipswich-1-1 or Ipswich 1-0
Millwall-Brighton-1-1 or 1-0
Norwich-Leicester-2-1 Leicester
Plymouth-Wolves-1-0 Wolves
QPR-Crewe-2-1 Crewe
Reading-Derby-1-0 or 3-1
Sheffield Wed-Burnley-2-1
Southampton-Cardiff-1-0
Stoke-Sheffield Utd-2-1 Sheffield

Yverdon-Xamax-1-1 or Xamax 1-0
Schaffhausen-FC Zurich-FCZ 2-0
Basel-Young Boys-2-0 Basel or 1-1
Grasshoppers-St Gallen-2-1
Thun-Aarau-1-0

GAIS-Orgryte-2-1 Orgryte
AIK Stockholm-Gefle-1-0
Malmo-Hacken-3-1
Gothenburg-Osters-2-0

Sigma-Slovan Liberec-bring on the champs.2-1 Slovan
Sturm Graz-Rapid Vienna-man...eat that up.1-1
Xanthi-Panathinaikos-more hoolies...so run away with 2-1 Pana
Arges Pitesti-Cluj-graa graa and 2-1...we did tell you Romanians are easy to scam
Otelul Galati-Steaua-2-1 Steaua and they are cured
Poli AEK-Rapid Bucharest-so how...2-1 Rapid...they are quite hard to whack
Legia Warsaw-Pogon-2-1 Warsaw should be easy
Metalurh Donetsk-Dnipro-brrrrr...2-1 Dnipro...i'm so cold i need some warm money