we don't relish cleaning up the grand mess chelsea has made during the past few weeks.so what the heck and get on with the Champs League

Barcelona-Chelsea-this is big.and dear old Mourinho would have no happy memories of Barcelona as they will lose again there.2-1 is the score
Villareal-Rangers-having said that,we decide that Villareal would win 1-0 or draw just to get in again
Juventus-Bremen-there are 2 options.1 is a Juventus 1-0 that is all but enough.another is a draw.like 1-1 or something.the second option is dangerous,so stick with the first

Lyon-PSV-it's almost the end of the road for PSV,or they might as well win 2-1 and get over it.maybe 1-0 and extra time would be the real outcome
AC Milan-Bayern-this is another insurance fixture.1-0 to the hosts does do well,or if you blatantly want it,0-0,1-0 Bayern or 1-1 will be better off for a tight fixture
Arsenil-Real Madrid-surely they will have to conjure out a magic.some style might be cool as the Galaticos will win 2-1 or even thrash the Nil Gang if they want it
Liverpool-Benfica-1-1 or 2-1 Liverpool might do.no or maybe 3-1 if the can think of that score

Boro-Roma-if we said so,we should have said that Totti will still call the shots even from an intercom.2-1 Roma or 1-0 does set the tone for what's going to happen in the Eternal City next week
Rapid Bucharest-Hamburg-Hamburg are strong enough to win that,if not for the fact that Rapid are playing at home and they are tough opposition there.1-0 or 1-1 might be good actually
Lille-Sevilla-with Lille in sizzling form,we think they might as well just whack 2 past the wobbly Andalucians
Basel-Strasbourg-so...2-1 does work,barring the snow
Steaua-Betis-this is the Bucharest Renaissance.Actually we don't give a shit about the useless Dinamo,so to put it that way,2-1 or 2-0 against struggling Betis might as well book them a quarter final slot.or 3-0 maybe if you think you can hit that well
Palermo-Schalke-this is big business.put Schalke on the half goals ticket and check for the rest
Udinese-Levski Sofia-Levski has a bad habit of losing away,so 1-0 or 2-1 to Udinese works.that will mean going back home and play the shit out
Marseille-Zenit SP-they have to win before they end up stuck in Russia.actually 1-1 or 1-0 would work should they shut the A&A combo up

Plymouth-Preston-1-1
Wolves-Stoke-2-1 or 1-1