to put it this way...it's a snowy blizzard.just that we didn't get an equivalent in cash

Real Madrid 2 Atletico 1-whatever the case mr Martin is really serious about commitment,so the Madridistas play quite unlike recent weeks
PSG 0 Marseille 0-yawn?they just kinda thrash about too much until a goalless draw is the only way to pacify 2 hooligans
Roma 1 Inter Milan 1-in such a classic,it's very easy to hit your favourite team
Celtic 3 Aberdeen 0-game,set,trick!
Rapid 0 Austria 3-hattrick and let's go skiing
Panathinaikos 1 AEK Athens 0-if that's so,let's go and support Olympiacos instead

Ajaccio 1 Lyon 3-almost a hit,but still can
Lille 4 Le Mans 0-double squares
Metz 2 Monaco 1-things do get a little bit complicated at the bottom.looks like Monaco are in real trouble
Nice 0 Lens 0-we didn't say we should go dizzy right now
Rennes 2 Strasbourg 1-poof.just score in away goals
Toulouse 1 Nancy 1-okok.that's a what we call a real hit
St Etienne 1 Nantes 0-blam!
Troyes 1 Auxerre 1-should we say that we awarded everything to Lyon we'd be obliged to say so right now.if not then shut up

Bayern 1 Hamburg 2-blew the incorrect scores and so there's the unwanted double
Hertha Berlin 2 Cologne 4-surprise win means bust
Nuremburg 3 Duisburg 0-predictably they just needed something in order to get out
Hanover 1 Schalke 2-hit again
Dortmund 1 Mainz 1-no so lucky now
Leverkusen 1 Bremen 1-we didn't say anything about this
Frankfurt 1 Wolfsburg 1-hit another time
Gladbach 2 Arminia 0-body double

Villa 1 Portsmouth 0doomed Pompey gets buried by a volcano
Fulham 0 Arsenil 4-blam!
Liverpool 0 Charlton 0-what sort of crap to face Benfica?or they do take a leaf out of the fortnight and do the same
Boro 1 Birmingham 1-not so lucky
Newcastle 3 Bolton 1-it's Big Sam who ran out first
West Brom 1 Chelsea 2-it'd be remembered for the clash as Chelski move on
West Ham 2 Everton 2-nothing,idiots
Man C 2 Sunderland 1-off you go
Spurs 3 Blackburn 2-this is nice,not a hit but that will do

Villareal 3 Alaves 2-add one each and win
Cadiz 2 Espanyol 0-oddly,we didn't seem to be accurately guessing that one
Barcelona 3 Deportivo 2-as always,Barca is romping.problem is,Depor gets an unwanted injury concern
Sevilla 2 Athletic 1-cool strike home
Celta 2 Osasuna 0-home sweet home
Sociedad 1 Zaragoza 3-game over Sociedad
Getafe 1 Betis 0-actually,in the shape you can forget about Steaua
Malaga 0 Valencia 0-so paiseh
Racing 0 Mallorca 0-eggs battle

Sampdoria 0 Juventus 1-no hit
AC Milan 3 Empoli 0-so powerful,we just decided to cover the next match in detail
Udinese 1 Ascoli 1-really nuts as we hit again
Livorno 0 Cagliari 1-oops
Chievo 2 Lazio 2-double take
Lecce 2 Palermo 0-blew it
Messina 0 Parma 1nothing actually,just no hit
Treviso 0 Reggina 1-another hit
Fiorentina 2 Siena 1-and finally...Toni scores once again.surely another prelude to a hit

Burnley 0 Reading 3
Cardiff 1 Sheffield Wednesday 0
Crystal Palace 1 Leeds 2
Leicester 3 Hull 2
Nillwall 2 Luton 1
Norwich 2 Stoke 1
Plymouth 1 Brighton 0
QPR 0 Wolves 0
Southampton 1 Coventry 1
Watford 2 Derby 2
roundup:Cardiff,Norwich,Plymouth,Southampton hit/Reading,as always go crazy

Thun 1 Basel 1-it lasted until the last minute,where they blew up right away
(the rest:got a massive blizzard that put paid to any Zurich derbies)

PSV 4 Hereenveen 1-dinosaur run
Xanthi 1 Egaleo 0-actually they do stand a real shot in Europe
Boavista 0 Braga 0-zzz
Levski Sofia 4 Loko Plovdiv 0-The Blue Monster strikes
Porto 3 Nacional 0-whip ur ass!
Lokeren 2 Club Brugge 0-lucky I didn't bet on this one,or I'd have suffered massive losses