valentine's dugout times is going to be a lovely affair

UEFA Cup

Schalke-Espanyol-apparently Espanyol is useless when most needed,so a 2-0 win to Schalke won't do much harm.just to beautify the scene,2-1 may be possible
Basel-Monaco-beware of Vieri.if he scores a goal,Basel loses 2-1.if not,1-0 or 1-1 should be ok
Hereenveen-Steaua-0-0 is their favoured tactic.I bet Steaua can warm up before they do and win 2-1
Litex Lovech-Strasbourg-Strasbourg needs an away goal.but I think they can't get away with poor form in the Ligue. 2-1 to Litex and that sets up a tantalising second leg.if not 1-1 or even a Strasbourg 1-0 may work,if their UEFA Cup form is to be considered
Lille-Shakhtar Donetsk-the Ukrainians can't do much away(note that Dynamo Kiev haven't perfected their formula yet),so 1-1 is cool
Udinese-Lens-3-1 Lens or to cut the damage,2-1 to the side who scores first
Lokomotiv Moscow-Sevilla-it's still sub zero temperatures,so drinking vodka doesn't work.if you don't fancy Loko winning 1-0,2-1 to Sevilla does nice.note that we can't guarantee anything in case of cold
Betis-AZ Alkmaar-Betis is on a downward spiral.1-0 to Alkmaar works well
Rosenborg-Zenit SP-still quite cold there,at -1 celcius.1-1 or 1-0 can work.for the latter,flip a coin and decide for yourself.disclaimer:we won't be held responsible for losses due to such amateurish advice
Bolton-Marseille-this is tough to call.1-1 draw is good.if not then 1-0 to Bolton
Artmedia-Levski Sofia-Artmedia are capable of winning big against middle to light-heavy weight opponents.I don't think there will be a freak score,0-0,1-1 or 2-1 are options which you can consider.note you might have to put a draw no matter the case
Club Brugge-Roma-Roman power at 3-2
Hertha Berlin-Rapid Bucharest-2-1 or 1-1
Slavia Prague-Palermo-2-1 or maybe 2-0 Palermo.things in the Eastern bloc may be hard to predict
Stuttgart-Boro-1-0 to Boro for ppl who aren't well versed in Bundesliga.1-1 for the rest
Thun-Hamburg-1-0 to Hamburg.teams who have their coaches sacked lose their first games most of the time(except for absolutely awful ones like Souness)

English Championship

Burnley-Wolves-2-1 Wolves or 1-1
Crewe-Ipswich-1-1 or 1-0 to Ipswich
Crystal Palace-QPR-Crystal Palace 1-0.lovely
Leeds-Watford-3-1 Watford or 1-1 mor 2-1 or 1-0 Leeds
Leicester-Derby-1-1
Luton-Cardiff-2-2
Millwall-Hull-1-0
Norwich-Brighton-2-1
Sheffield Utd-Reading-Reading 1-0 or 1-1 or maybe a desperate attempt for a Blade 2-1
Stoke-Plymouth-1-1

Coventry-Sheffield Wed-3-1
Southampton-Preston-1-0 or 1-1