this is the tally for last night's stuff.being a football editor means there's a crucial element of instancy

Birmingham 0 Arsenil 2-off target
Newcastle 2 Portsmouth 0-Souness is a jinx.when he left,they win.Shearer too
Man U 4 Fulham 2-not so easy after all,it's 3-1 only for 31 mins
West Ham 2 Sunderland 0-we definitely hit Sunderland hard
Everton 1 Man C 0-erm not counted as a hit
Boro 0 Villa 4-Boro seems unable to save themselves
West Brom 2 Blackburn 0-Brom are relatively 'powerful' at home
Bolton 1 Wigan 1-another hit

Ajaccio 1 Auxerre 0-what can you do in 7 mins?just panic
Monaco 2 Rennes 1-Vieri goes on a field day
PSG 2 St Etienne 2-chasing cars is a bad business.chasing 2 times just makes things go haywire
Nice 2 Lille 0-screwed
Sochaux 0 Le Mans 0-i'm gonna faint
Toulouse 1 Nantes 0-same score,canaries caught crapping
Lens 2 Strasbourg 0-we're half correct,literally

Schalke 0 Dortmund 0-it was billed as an exciting Ruhr derby,yet they must have gift-wrapped the title to Bayern before/after plotting to draw
Duisburg 2 Lautern 2-kinda forgot about the half
Cologne 0 Stuttgart 0-yawn
Bremen 4 Mainz 2-not counted as freak.considering that was really true,they did Bayern a favour yet again
Hamburg 2 Arminia 1-I always hit at least one Bundesliga match.looks like this will continue
Frankfurt 1 Berlin 1-back to back hits,especially for you
Bayern 1 Leverkusen 0-they just about wrapped the salad bowl up for their annual salad fest

Parma 0 Roma 3-go running around whacking everyone
Ascoli 1 Siena 1-fortunately another hit

Real Madrid 4 Espanyol 0-when the dinosaur opens their mouth,it's a handful for the Perico
Malaga 2 Athletic 1-Athletic are really gone case
Deportivo 0 Valencia 1-it's one back for the Los Che and I was lucky to win it

Burnley 1 Plymouth 0
Coventry 2 Brighton 0
Crewe 3 Reading 4
Crystal Palace 1 Cardiff 0
Leeds 2 QPR 0
Leicester 1 Wolves 0
Luton 2 Hull 3
Millwall 0 Sheffield Wed 1
Southampton 0 Derby 0
Stoke 0 Preston 0
(roundup:Stoke hit and the rest are just time wasting,Reading are confirm promoted one)

England 47 Wales 13-grand-slammed Grand slam champions get gored
Ireland 26 Italy 16-that was a rare rugby win

Sporting 1 Nacional 0-still needed in case Benfica and Porto stay clear
Anderlecht 4 Genk 1-a resounding score,coming a little too late