degrees of blow job

small:Scotland 20 France 16.oh yeah mighty French got turned into French toast
medium:I forgot to update my Times in a long while.but if i were thinking about them I'd have lost all the money
big:Monaco 0 Nice 1.if you think Monaco is a disaster team,spot on
ultimate:Zaragoza 6 Real Madrid 1.Diego Milito slams 4 in and the Madridistas looks marooned in Zaragoza.add that to 4-2 over Barca and then Zaragoza are the real giant killers(that doesn't mean the rest are fakes,though)

Roma 4 Cagliari 3-(Roma 2-1)damn heng sial.If totti didn't get his penalty in we'd be in trouble
Lecce 1 Empoli 2-(Empoli 1-0 or 0-0)Lecce are down.that's for real
Fiorentina 2 Inter Milan 1-(Fiorentina 1-0 if Toni scores,or 1-1)Surprisingly Toni didn't score.but I'd still be in trouble anyway
Palermo 3 Lazio 1-(Lazio 2-1)sometimes forgetting is a virtue.maybe you're safe
Ascoli 0 Livorno 0-(1-1 or 0-0)i missed that
Juventus 1 Parma 1-(Juve 2-0)dropped points yet again.oops
Chievo 1 Sampdoria 1-(Chievo 2-1 or 1-1).I'm more for a Chievo win,so that doesn't make a loss
Messina 0 Siena 0-(0-0)ouch,one of the bigger misses
Milan 5 Treviso 0-(3-0 Milan)rossoneri power sinks the doomed Treviso

Lautern 2 Cologne 2-(1-1)deal's off
Dortmund 2 Duisburg 0-(2-0 or 1-0)another miss
Hertha 0 Bayern 0-(Bayern 2-1)bored the hell out of me,so was spared the agony of waiting for nothing to happen
Mainz 1 Bielefeld 1-(1-1)another miss
Hanover 2 Hamburg 1-(hamburg 2-1)ok,was lucky to miss it,or i'm dead
Gladbach 0 Schalke 0-(Schalke 2-0)yawn
Leverkusen 4 Wolfsburg 0-(Leverkusen 1-0)another freak score
Nuremburg 0 Frankfurt 1-(1-1)blam!
Stuttgart 0 Bremen 0-(Bremen 2-1)sian diaoz

Aberdeen 2 Rangers 0-(Aberdeen 2-1)so powerful,it's game over for the Rangers.
Hibs 7 Livingston 0-(no score).wah damn hiong eh
Celtic 2 Falkirk 1-(no score).bet I was made to wait for Celtic to run off