apparently the koppites are waiting for 85 years.some has since died,but they can rest in peace now that Crouch had made Man U lie low,and here's an all premiership cast for the FA Cup quarters

Liverpool 1 Man U 0-it's a long wait

Actually that doesn't matter,since it can go either way.If that's so,Olympiacos is now the undisputed champion of Greece,and it's one way traffic

Olympiacos 3 AEK 0-Rivaldo has 2 of the goals and you can't fault a World Cup winner,whatever his team

somehow we have good enough scores...

Spurs 2 Wigan 2-not enough for Spurs or Wigan.whatever,they have to wait

Chelsea 3 Colchester 1-busted all of them
Charlton 3 Brentford 1-yeah minus one goal and perfectly done
Aston Villa 1 Man C 1-whatever
Bolton 0 West Ham 0-gimme a big YAWN
Newcastle 1 Southampton 0-not an entire hit
Preston 0 Boro 2-no need to die.the Premiership is just too rich
Stoke 0 Birmingham 1-them too.if they win an FA Cup they can play the UEFA Cup in their graves

Ajaccio 0 Bordeaux 2-twice the fun
Nice 2 Monaco 0-x2 Nice
PSG 0 Le Mans 1-hit as unexpected
Rennes 4 Lens 1-implosion on the way
St Etienne 0 Lille 2-okok,we count that as a hit
Sochaux 1 Auxerre 0-nailed?screwed is the correct word
Toulouse 1 Strasbourg 2-erm wait,that's another pick up of form
Troyes 0 Nancy 1-destroyers are crap
Metz 1 Marseille 0-correct score,damn useless

Gladbach 2 Cologne 0-so weak,they can go back to 2.bundesliga
Leverkusen 3 Duisburg 2-stuffed and neatly displayed
Hertha 1 Schalke 2-hit
Nuremburg 1 Wolfsburg 0-no hit
Hanover 1 Bayern 1-nearly died.damn heng to get away
Lautern 2 Bielefeld 0-they absorbed the other goal and it's now left to cologne to do the dirty work
Dortmund 0 Bremen 1-screw it and go crazy
Frankfurt 1 Hamburg 2-hit
Stutgart 2 Mainz 1-no wait,let's go crazy

Livorno 0 Inter Milan 0-disappointing flops again
Messina 2 Juventus 2-heng sial.they miss the delle alpi even if that's just a deserted dome
Milan 1 Cagliari 0-needed against Inter
Sampdoria 1 Ascoli 2-win total goals,then fall apart
Roma 1 Empoli 0-no score,good though
Fiorentina 1 Lazio 2-correct score.just that they weren't doing any favours
Chievo 0 Palermo 0-zzz
Treviso 0 Parma 1-another strike
Lecce 0 Reggina 0-okok,they don't need to think that only 0-0 is counted as a draw out bore
Udinese 1 Siena 2-gone case

Villareal 4 Espanyol 0-no lah,they're trash
Barcelona 5 Betis 1-having Ronaldinho back is so good
Real Madrid 3 Alaves 0-so forcing down 3 cockroaches instead of acting like one seems the more plausible thing to do.brilliant hit
Sevilla 1 Celta 0-another hit.yay
Cadiz 1 Osasuna 3-coming back from behind to whack their asses
Deportivo 1 Zaragoza 1-no way out where the Militos are concerned(we mean the older brother)
Sociedad 1 Valencia 2-hit again.I've a feeling Brondby sold their star player to the wrong team
Getafe 0 Atletico 3-on a roll
Malaga 0 Mallorca 2-blam!
Racing 0 Athletic 1-finally,a much needed win for the dead lions

Thun 1 Young Boys 1-we sure know how the Swiss churns in hits in clock like precision
Guimaraes 2 Benfica 0-a letter to gyor,hungary...

Dear Miki

sorry.Benfica didn't play well when they saw a whole gang of stragglers.and to add to the crap,one of their players got suspended indefinitely pending further investigations of doping
hope you won't be angry while we wait for further news from Liverpool

R Koeman and the team

Rangers 2 Hibs 0-and so goes the Hibs
Sturm Graz 0 Graz AK 0-no kicks in Graz
Dinamo Zagreb 4 FC Zagreb 1-overshot and bam
Standard Liege 7 Cercle Brugge 1-if you think 3-1 was a hit,that was the only thing permissible in the second half.they ran riot in the first half and hence the trumped up score
Club Brugge 1 Beveren 0-no so much a hit.good enough for a pint,though
Sparta Prague 1 Slovan Liberec 2-correct score,wrong team and an absolutely pathetic season for Sparta
Dunfermline 1 Celtic 8-Zurawski throws in 4,just for kicks.and the other 4 just cemented Celtic's status as the biggest club in the Celtic world(that means Rangers are b******s,silly)
Jablonec 0 Slavia Prague 2-for some laughs,if anyone did put 2-0 with illegal bookies,they scored in the 8th and 88th mins.sure sign of cash