freaky weather in France yet again

Lille 3 Metz 1-gone case Metz gets whipped like cream
the Monegasques didn't mean to flood the champions when they visit,so they kinda got a stay of execution

Bielefeld 0 Bremen 1-bulls eye
Lautern 0 Schalke 2-seeing double

Ascoli 1 Juventus 3-Trezeguet this time scores all of Juve's goals,but was quite surprised at what happened early on in the game
Lecce 0 Inter 2-be my guest where whacking people is concerned
Roma 3 Livorno 0-it's from giallo-alert to -rossi-alert(this means emergency to the viola)
Udinese 0 Fiorentina 0-Toni was neutralised,so they just scraped through
Treviso 0 Lazio 1-confirm kena drop one
Messina 1 Cagliari 0-squeezed what's left of oil
Empoli 1 Parma 2-Empoli can also get relegated as well
Chievo 4 Reggina 0-soaring donkeys make a jackass out of their opponents

Osasuna 0 Betis 2-the game's up for Osasuna
Mallorca 0 Barcelona 3-Messi is so hot,he just made scrambled eggs out of the Islanders
Celta 1 Real Madrid 2-comeback from behind,damn heng
Valencia 2 Zaragoza 2-on a roll now,David Villa didn't score against his ex boss
Sevilla 2 Villareal 0-dead wrong.it was a disaster for Villareal
Alaves 3 Sociedad 1-correct score,just cocked my way through
Espanyol 3 Malaga 1-we're kinda fixed,so Malaga's coach got screwed