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Monday, January 30, 2006

freaky weather in France yet again

Lille 3 Metz 1-gone case Metz gets whipped like cream
the Monegasques didn't mean to flood the champions when they visit,so they kinda got a stay of execution

Bielefeld 0 Bremen 1-bulls eye
Lautern 0 Schalke 2-seeing double

Ascoli 1 Juventus 3-Trezeguet this time scores all of Juve's goals,but was quite surprised at what happened early on in the game
Lecce 0 Inter 2-be my guest where whacking people is concerned
Roma 3 Livorno 0-it's from giallo-alert to -rossi-alert(this means emergency to the viola)
Udinese 0 Fiorentina 0-Toni was neutralised,so they just scraped through
Treviso 0 Lazio 1-confirm kena drop one
Messina 1 Cagliari 0-squeezed what's left of oil
Empoli 1 Parma 2-Empoli can also get relegated as well
Chievo 4 Reggina 0-soaring donkeys make a jackass out of their opponents

Osasuna 0 Betis 2-the game's up for Osasuna
Mallorca 0 Barcelona 3-Messi is so hot,he just made scrambled eggs out of the Islanders
Celta 1 Real Madrid 2-comeback from behind,damn heng
Valencia 2 Zaragoza 2-on a roll now,David Villa didn't score against his ex boss
Sevilla 2 Villareal 0-dead wrong.it was a disaster for Villareal
Alaves 3 Sociedad 1-correct score,just cocked my way through
Espanyol 3 Malaga 1-we're kinda fixed,so Malaga's coach got screwed

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/30/2006 08:53:00 PM

Sunday, January 29, 2006

we kinda have this impressive idea to trap the god of wealth

Benfica 1 Liedson 3-no actually it's Sporting.but whatever the case it's a snatch and grab for the Lions having to come back from a first half penalty

Bolton 1 Arsenil 0-not so much a hit too,but at least we are sure Arsenil Wenger would be sacked by the end of the season if he loses to Real Madrid
Cheltenham 0 Newcastle 2-quite a nice hit in a long while
Coventry 1 Boro 1-another hit...on a roll now
Reading 1 Birmingham 1-a draw as expected,then it's a replay at St Mary's
Leicester 0 Southampton 1-the age without Walcott has started with some style
Aston Villa 3 Port Vale 1-easy...too easy till Baros had his fill
Brentford 2 Sunderland 1-shock of this round:a last gasp goal throws the black cats into hell
Man C 1 Wigan 0-correct score and wrong guess
Everton 1 Chelsea 1-Mighty Chelski were made to look like dunces until Lampard saved them
Preston 1 Crystal Palace 1-Johnson scores as expected,but then it's a replay for the eagles up next
West Ham 4 Blackburn 2-in a few minutes,the Hammers really whacked their way into the next round
Colchester 3 Derby 1-another shock result
Charlton 2 Leyton Orient 1-ok...stopped the League Two giant killers in the tracks at last
Stoke 2 Walsall 1-not so ideal as they squeezed in

Bordeaux 1 Lens 0-grande annee
Le Mans 1 Toulouse 1-deluge of snow,then cash money(hit)
Marseille 0 Sochaux 0-blank look after game
Nancy 0 Ajaccio 0-so sian,dun wan watch anymore
Auxerre 2 Rennes 0-*whistles* and presto!now we have Bordeaux and Auxerre in the chasing pack only
(if anyone wondered what happened at Strasbourg,Nantes and St Etienne,word has it that there's so much snow they decided to cancel these matches)

Nuremburg 2 Hamburg 1-we're made into hamburgers and eaten up
Stuttgart 0 Duisburg 1-last ghost standing caused a loss
Hertha Berlin 1 Hanover 1-the Berliners nearly lost,which is a neat plan for a hit
Mainz 4 Cologne 2-Cologne lag
Leverkusen 2 Frankfurt 1-wham another hit
Dortmund 3 Wolfsburg 2-nothing,we just blew it

Milan 1 Sampdoria 1-it's game over for Milan
Palermo 1 Siena 3-simply put it,it's now the sack for del Neri

Atletico 3 Deportivo 2-so heng,have to come back from behind
Athletic 1 Getafe 0-wrong side,same score
Cadiz 1 Racing 1-half a hit

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/29/2006 05:17:00 PM

Saturday, January 28, 2006

hahaha happy New Year budd,and on the German front there's a score

Gladbach 1 Bayern 3-Makaay calls the shots again.and though it didn't really hit,it does feel great starting the year of the rottweiler with style.

Cheltenham-Newcastle-I wouldn't fancy the Magpies losing even if i'm like some newcastle fans.2-0 would work,or 1-0 if desperate
Coventry-Boro-off form Boro might find this tough,so 1-0 or 1-1 wouldn't be too surprising
Reading-Birmingham-typically a punter would plump for Birmingham.but it does pay for a risk or two,so I dun mind putting Reading 1-0 or 2-2
Bolton-Arsenil-Goners with no fire are the Nil Gang.sack Wenger after this after they lose 2-1 away
Aston Villa-Port Vale-2-1.that sounds easy
Brentford-Sunderland-Sunderland 1-0 or Brentford 1-1
Man C-Wigan-Wigan 1-0 can work,provided Man C doesn't score first.or else 1-1
Everton-Chelsea-they will battle with all their might and still lose 1-0
West Ham-Blackburn-truthfully the Hammers can hammer(literally) them 2-0
Charlton-Leyton Orient-Leyton does have potential for a shock,but that's best left for claims only.1-1 or 1-0 is the barest minimum
Portsmouth-Liverpool-2-0 to Pool and it's duh
Wolves-Man U-it's back at that ground where they flopped.2-1 to Man U or 1-0 to Wolves only if you have a lot of money to throw at

(DT Exclusives)
Stoke-Walsall-Stoke finds this better,but without their top scorer on ANC duty,1-1 may be ideal
Leicester-Southampton-1-1 would be the best result for 2 average sides
Preston-Crystal Palace-Andy Johnson is dependable enough for this,so 2-1 to Palace
Colchester-Derby-1-0 to Derby

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/28/2006 05:07:00 PM

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Happy Chinese New Year guys and here's the return of the Bundesliga matches.but top pick is the Lisbon derby(yeah i'm insane)

28/1
Benfica-Sporting-off colour Sporting meet resurgent Benfica.if a draw like 1-1 isn't good enough,2-1 to Benfica should do the trick,if they can stop 10 goal Liedson.but if you're a Sporting fan,1-0 might work,and be sure to count in Liedson as the scorer;just shut Nuno Gomes up(before he adds some more to his 13)

31/1
Sunderland-Boro-Boro should start winning this once at 1-0
Wigan-Everton-2-1 or 1-0 or Everton 1-1 or 1-0.really depends on who's luckier
Fulham-Spurs-1-0 to Spurs or 1-1
Charlton-West Brom-1-1 is the best answer

1/2
Villa-Chelsea-2-0 to Chelsea.tough enough
Man C-Newcastle-Man C 3-1,1-0 or 1-1 draw
Portsmouth-Bolton-Bolton 3-1 or 2-0
Blackburn-Man U-2-1 Man U.not a savage thing after all
Liverpoll-Birmingham-2-0,crouch should score again
Arsenil-West Ham-West Ham 1-0.i've some form of faith in them

28/1
Bordeaux-Lens-2-1.Bordeaux are quite good at home,so a half goal isn't surprising
Le Mans-Toulouse-1-0 or 1-1
Marseille-Sochaux-3-1
Nantes-Troyes-2-1,destroyes
St Etienne-Nice-1-1 or Nice bet at 2-0
Strasbourg-PSG-1-0 if cup form,or 2-1 PSG
Nancy-Ajaccio-1-1 or Ajaccio revival at 1-0
Auxerre-Rennes-2-1

29/1
Lille-Metz-3-1.beyond repair
Monaco-Lyon-1-0 to Lyon or Monaco 2-1 or 1-1 draw.depends on who scores first

27/1
Gladbach-Bayern-for that,put Bayern on 1-0

28/1
Dortmund-Wolfsburg-2-1 or Wolfsburg 1-1 or 1-0
Nuremburg-Hamburg-2-0 Hamburg.welcome aboard Ailton
Mainz-Cologne-1-1
Stuttgart-Duisburg-2-0
Leverkusen-Frankfurt-2-1
Hertha Berlin-Hanover-1-1 or 1-0

29/1
Bielefeld-Bremen-1-0 Bremen or 5-1(not recommended)
Lautern-Schalke-1-0 to Schalke

28/1
Palermo-Siena-2-1
AC Milan-Sampdoria-2-1 or Samp 1-0.can't make any guarantee

29/1
Ascoli-Juventus-3-0 or 2-0.would be surprised if Ascoli did score
Treviso-Lazio-2-1 or 2-0 to the Biancocelesti
Roma-Livorno-Totti makes it 3-1
Empoli-Parma-1-1
Chievo-Reggina-2-1 or 1-1
Messina-Cagliari-1-1
Udinese-Fiorentina-2-1 Fiorentina.not so much about Toni's one man show,though
Lecce-Inter Milan-Inter 3-0.only score imaginable

28/1
Cadiz-Racing-2-1 Racing or 2-2
Athletic-Getafe-Getafe 1-0 or Athletic 1-1.can't save themselves for a living at all so start next year

29/1
Atletico-Deportivo-1-0 or Depor 2-1
Osasuna-Betis-1-0.should win against the strugglers this once
Alaves-Sociedad-Sociedad looks better,so 3-1
Espanyol-Malaga-1-0 should work here
Valencia-Zaragoza-2-1 or 2-0
Sevilla-Villareal-2-1 or Villareal blazt in 1 goal late on
Mallorca-Barcelona-2-0 to Barca.don't say they can't operate even without Ronaldinho,and with him in there,it's gone case for the islanders
Celta-Real Madrid-2-1 or Real 3-2.that should work both ways

28/1
Watford-Crewe-2-1 Crewe

31/1
Brighton-Burnley-2-1
Cardiff-Millwall-1-1 or Millwall 3-2
Hull-Coventry-0-0
Ipswich-Leeds-Leeds 2-1
Plymouth-Southampton-1-1
Preston-Crystal Palace-Crystal Palace 2-1
QPR-Leicester-1-0
Sheffield W vs Luton-2-1 to Luton
Reading-Norwich-1-0 or 1-1

1/2
Derby-Sheffield U-Sheffield 2-1

more weird fixtures(and this is the first time the Northern Irish league is featured) and other fixtures of my own liking,tastes and preferences of which are highly unusual
5/2:Porto-Braga,Sporting-Nacional
26/2:Benfica-Porto,Nacional-Guimaraes
5/3:Boavista-Braga,Porto-Nacional
12/3:Brondby-Copenhagen,Sporting-Boavista
19/3:Metalurh Donetsk-Dynamo Kiev,Uniao Leiria-Sporting
25/3:Portadown-Linfield
26/3:Benfica-Braga
2/4:Os Belenses-Benfica(the other Lisbon derby)
9/4:Sporting-Porto
15/4:Linfield-Glentoran(more explosives than the IRA),Boavista-Benfica
18/4:Glentoran-Portadown
23/4:Nacional-Benfica
28/4:Metalurh-Shakhtar(Donetsk derby)
30/4:Nacional-Boavista,Porto-Guimaraes
7/5:Sporting-Braga,Boavista-Porto
14/5:Dynamo Kiev-Shakhtar Donetsk(dessert course)

Heineken Cup Quarter Finals fixtures...long long after in April
(Biarritz or Sale) vs (Leicester or Bath)
(Toulouse-Leinster) vs (Munster-Perpignan)

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/26/2006 09:13:00 PM

Monday, January 23, 2006

ok...highly victorious by the end of last week

Man U 1 Liverpool 0-so so late goal from Ferdinand,but good enough for all Red Devil fans worldwide
Everton 1 Arsenil 0-master stroke from the Dugout Times super predictor
Boro 2 Wigan 3-another late goal,this time to save themselves.still ok by any means
Newcastle 0 Blackburn 1-I've said it and I'll say it again.sack Souness
Spurs 0 Villa 0-Mido-less Spurs are nothing
Birmingham 5 Portsmouth 0-this is just about the freakiest score I've ever seen from 2 endangered species
Bolton 2 Man C 0-it's back to the earth with a crash
West Brom 0 Sunderland 1-erm no...not easy at all if you think the Baggies can stay up
Chelsea 1 Charlton 1-yet again,there's no business against the Addicks

Auxerre 1 Lyon 1-oops,haunted house freaks
Lens 1 Monaco 1-hit again,but all the Italians are out with stomach bugs,so the Vieri part didn't materialise
Rennes 0 Nancy 2-ok...another writeoff game
Troyes 1 Le Mans 3-like the race track of the same name,they just can't stop winning
Toulouse 0 Lille 0-ultimate bore draw
Sochaux 4 St Etienne 0-whack your ass
Nice 1 PSG 0-not so Nice,but correct score anyway,so the total goals sometimes save people
Metz 1 Nantes 4-next at the bottom
Bordeaux 2 Strasbourg 1-cool strike
Ajaccio 3 Marseille 1-unexpectedly,the relegation strugglers came again,with most unexpected people scoring

Lazio 1 Cagliari 1-hit again.super Lazio luck
Inter Milan 3 Palermo 0-no Adriano,but still manageable
Udinese 1 Roma 4-really not ok after this game
Reggina 2 Sampdoria 1-swamped with refund requests soon
Livorno 1 Treviso 1-not so much expected to draw their way out of the zone
Juventus 2 Empoli 1-had to come from behind,damn heng sial
Ascoli 2 Lecce 0-Lecce are gone case
Siena 0 AC Milan 3-turn on the heat guys
Parma 2 Chievo 1-correct score,kinda ran out of ideas halfway through
Fiorentina 2 Messina 0-with such a happy ending,and a great hit on the cards,Toni's 2 goals are the ultimate in getting your scores right

Zaragoza 0 Atletico 2-kinda safe for now
Real Madrid 3 Cadiz 1-not so much a run over,but Becks is back to ensure a hit for all of us
Villareal 2 Osasuna 1-correct score,and the script apparently didn't consider the part where Roman scored from 2 penalties
Betis 0 Valencia 2-too easy.we need more challenging stuff
Deportivo 2 Mallorca 2-unbelievably they blew up all over again
Getafe 5 Espanyol 0-the loss of Osasuna is Getafe's gain,and vice versa
Racing 2 Sevilla 3-kinda need a blazt
Malaga 0 Celta 2-lucky strike yet again
Barcelona 2 Alaves 0-not really powerful without etoo but larsson sure does the trick
Sociedad 3 Athletic 3-pathetic Basque derby.that's for very pathetic athletic.but sociedad seems to be picking up after they got a value for money buy in the form of the dane

Anderlecht 2 Cercle Brugge 2-Standard slipped up(1-2 against Zulte Waregem) and Anderlecht blew it.so Club(3-0 against their opponent) had their city rivals to thank for giving them a rocket booster

Crystal Palace 1 Reading 1
Burnley 0 Preston 2
Coventry 6 Derby 1
Crewe 1 Plymouth 2
Leeds 3 Sheffield Wed 0
Leicester 1 Cardiff 2
Luton 2 QPR 0
Millwall 0 Wolves 0
Norwich 2 Watford 3
Sheffield U 3 Brighton 1
Southampton 0 Ipswich 2
Stoke 0 Hull 0

overview:one hit(Stoke-Hull),and lots of misses.so far encouraging enough,Sheffield U,Leeds,Coventry and Luton performed within expectations and Norwich flop again

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/23/2006 11:58:00 AM

Friday, January 20, 2006

no African players during the African Cup season,so the French Ligue teams will have a very hard time coping.just crapping,so here's the stuff for the weekend,includes the Man U-Liverpool clash of the reds and exclusive coverage of the English Coca Cola Championship,courtesy of the dugout times

Man U-Liverpool-this is a tough English clash and I think Man U will win 2-1 with a very late goal

Everton-Arsenil-1-0 or 1-1.just be a bit more cautious next time
Boro-Wigan-Wigan 1-0 or Boro 2-1.I can't majke any guarantee as how it will turn out
Newcastle-Blackburn-1-0
Tottenham-Villa-2-1 or 1-1.baros doesn;t score
Birmingham-Portsmouth-1-1 and both die
Bolton-Man C-Man C goes back to earth in a 1-0 defeat
West Brom-Sunderland-2-0 or 1-0.that's an easy mission

Chelsea-Charlton-3-0 or 3-1.should work both ways

West Ham-Fulham-2-1

Ajaccio-Marseille-Marseille 1-0 with their better reserves
Bordeaux-Strasbourg-2-1 and well...wanna play in the Ligue des Champions?
Metz-Nantes-1-0 or Nantes 3-2
Nice-PSG-2-1 or PSG 1-0.doing steady now
Sochaux-St Etienne-1-1
Toulouse-Lille-2-1 to Lille
Troyes-Le Mans-1-1 or Le Mans 1-0
Rennes-Nancy-2-1

Lens-Monaco-tough enough,and so Vieri scores again.1-1 or 1-0 to Monaco
Lyon-Auxerre-2-1 again.Santini still have a long way to go to catch up with both Lyon and Roux

Lazio-Cagliari-1-1
Inter Milan-Palermo-Adriano scores the one and only goal to win

Udinese-Roma-Roma 2-1.Udinese surely doesn't look ok
Reggina-Sampdoria-1-1 or Samp 3-1
Livorno-Treviso-0-0 or Livorno 2-1
Juventus-Empoli-3-0,normally
Ascoli-Lecce-1-0 a gamble and 1-1 a safe zone
Siena-AC Milan-should do well for a 1-0 Rossoneri win
Parma-Chievo-Parma looks like a donkey and my fren and I both think it's 2-1 to Chievo
Fiorentina-Messina-Toni scores again,and so the story will have a happy ending at 2-0

Zaragoza-Atletico-1-1 or Zaragoza 2-1.If Bianchi can't lead Atletico to glory,then Murcia can't be counted on,too.that's the sad reality of futbol
Real Madrid-Cadiz-3-1.run all over

Villareal-Osasuna-2-1 to the lucky team.Osasuna seems to be the lucky ones.or maybe Villareal will storm to a lead first and then hold on for a win
Betis-Valencia-Valencia 2-1.easy enough
Deportivo-Mallorca-2-0
Getafe-Espanyol-1-0 or Espanyol 1-1
Racing-Sevilla-Sevilla 2-1 if you don't want Racing to win again(if they can do it against Real Madrid,then they can win 1-0 if they were lucky enough)
Malaga-Celta-Celta 2-0
Barcelona-Alaves-4-0?I won't consider a clean sheet if Alaves has decent enough strikers,so 4-1 or 3-1
Sociedad-Athletic-Pathetic Athletic loses again.2-1

Crystal Palace-Reading-Reading 2-1

Burnley-Preston-1-1
Coventry-Derby-1-1 or Coventry 2-1
Crewe-Plymouth-1-0 or 2-2
Leeds-Sheffield Wednesday-Leeds 3-2 or 1-1
Leicester-Cardiff-1-0
Luton-QPR-2-1
Millwall-Wolves-1-1 or Millwall 2-1
Norwich-Watford-1-0
Sheffield United-Brighton-2-1
Southampton-Ipswich-3-1
Stoke-Hull-1-1 or 0-0

Anderlecht-Cercle Brugge-just as you think the Times is insane giving you predictions for some team which you'd have difficulty even pronouncing,here's our dear old holder of the record Champions League losing streak playing against Brugge's other team.3-1 to the mauves

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/20/2006 04:13:00 PM

Thursday, January 19, 2006

I think ther weird stuff are coming up again...but whatever the case it's time to restore order first.

Man U 5 Burton 0-Rossi vs Messi in the future?that might become a reality.just watch this space for details.Man U finally finished off the non-league gladiators after 180 mins
Everton 1 Millwall 0-Tim Cahill haunts his former employers

Chievo 1 Juventus 1-surprisingly,it's Chievo who scored first,then Juve were made to look high and low for that goal but then failed
Treviso 0 Inter Milan 1-If Adriano doesn't work,we still can count on Cruz to get out unstuck
AC Milan 1 Ascoli 0-the importance of finishing off early
Sampdoria 3 Fiorentina 1-Toni scored again.but other than that it was so shitty I made a bad loss
AS Roma 3 Reggina 1-last time Totti and Cassano are prone to bickering over who should score.now,it's Totti calling all the shots.seems like everything in the Eternal City is not eternal except the Pope,the Colosseum and Totti
Messina 1 Lazio 1-correct guess again
Lecce 0 Livorno 0-classic bore draw
Palermo 4 Parma 2-no...on heat
Cagliari 1 Siena 0-poof
Empoli 1 Udinese 1-it's more crap than losing

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/19/2006 01:17:00 PM

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

i was damn heng this time...and Serie A tonight haven't started yet,so here's all the action from the FA Cup replays

Birmingham 2 Torquay 0-phew Birmingham run away for now
Chester 0 Cheltenham 1-the lowliest team left in the competition,barring some catastrophic performance by Man U
Leeds 3 Wigan 3 (Wigan 4-2 penalties)-damn heng sial...i nearly died of a heart attack
Tamworth 1 Stoke 1 (Stoke 5-4 penalties)-also quite heng,or they would be humiliated by non league teams
Walsall 2 Barnsley 0-whipped
Boro 5 Nuneaton 2-also quite heng...since they cruised to a 5-0 win at first
Reading 3 West Brom 2-West Brom became the latest Premiership victims

so who squares off against who?(most papers only give ties involving Premiership teams.any non Premiership ties are DT exclusives)

Stoke(C)-Walsall(L1) (Dugout Times Exclusive)
Cheltenham(L2)-Newcastle
Coventry(C)-Boro
Reading(C)-Birmingham
Leicester(C)-Southampton(C) (Dugout Times Exclusive)
Bolton-Arsenil (all Premiership tie)
Aston Villa-Port Vale(L1)
Brentford(L1)-Sunderland
Man C-Wigan (all Premiership tie)
Millwall(C)/Everton-Chelsea
Preston(C)-Crystal Palace(C) (Dugout Times Exclusive)
West Ham-Blackburn (all Premiership tie)
Colchester(L1)-Derby(C) (Dugout Times Exclusive)
Charlton-Leyton Orient(L2)
Portsmouth-Liverpool (all Premiership tie)
Wolves(C)-Man U/Burton

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/18/2006 09:52:00 AM

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

more football.not the FA Cup replays,but the Serie A

Milan-Ascoli-Milan should find this easier at 2-0
Sampdoria-Fiorentina-Toni scores again,so Fiorentina 2-1
Treviso-Inter Milan-Adriano scores one and total score 3-0 to Inter
Chievo-Juventus-not surprisingly it's Juve 1-0 all over again
Messina-Lazio-1-1
Lecce-Livorno-Livorno 3-1
Palermo-Parma-1-1
Roma-Reggina-2-1.this is easy enough
Cagliari-Siena-0-0 or 2-2
Empoli-Udinese-2-2 or Udinese 1-0

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/17/2006 02:17:00 PM

Monday, January 16, 2006

got a little bit better...

Sunderland 1 Chelsea 2-had to come back from behind against desperadoes and red card
Wigan 0 West Brom 1-erm crap

PSG 2 Troyes 1-so so late...with Pancrate forcing in a goal 4 mins into added time,but that was so sweet because it's a brilliant hit
Marseille 1 Rennes 0-hour wonder
St Etienne-Toulouse-under cold storage

Ascoli 3 Empoli 1-erm no...these minnows are now turning on the heat
Fiorentina 2 Chievo 1-Toni is back,with a vengeance...no we're not kidding.that's 2 against a stable of donkeys
Inter Milan 3 Cagliari 2-Adriano hits 2 as predicted,and the rest is just a bit different
Juventus 1 Reggina 0-del Piero again.same rules apply
Livorno 2 Siena 2-twice the score
Udinese 2 Treviso 2-goofy craps.not enough,but still has some honour left
Parma 1 Lazio 1-I don't usually hit draws,but this time it's more predictable
Roma 1 AC Milan 0-another hit.this is the first time in i dunno how many months i hit at least 2 Serie A matches

Barcelona 2 Athletic 1-Messi this time.not so much about going down without a fight,but Athletic really need to seriously reconsider about getting only Basques
Zaragoza 3 Mallorca 1-so strong,I didn't quite expect them to be that good
Deportivo 0 Alaves 2-correct score,but Depor look like guinea pigs
Sociedad 0 Espanyol 1-erm not really a nice enough game
Getafe 1 Celta 1-oops wrong score
Malaga 0 Cadiz 2-Malaga can also get relegated with Cadiz
Racing 1 Villareal 0-this is not your usual Racing you see
Real Madrid 4 Sevilla 2-finally Zidane the superman shows up and saves Caro and the duffers from further gloom

Olympiacos 3 Panathinaikos 2-Rivaldo double and Judas.we just don't care how we win

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/16/2006 08:28:00 AM

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Just as you think there's not enough trouble yesterday,here's more in a potential match fixing scam

Arsenil 7 Boro 0-now no more long live Boro.just how the hell they are so successfully bribed to let in such many balls remains a question that may have no answer at all
Villa 1 West Ham 2-ok..maybe West Ham are destined for UEFA cup glory after all...
Charlton 2 Birmingham 0-Bruce better pray he doesn't get sacked soon
Fulham 1 Newcastle 0-rare hit in a week
Liverpool 1 Spurs 0-Jol claims he's better than Rafa.he would be asked to pause for a while before continuing to blabber all these against the cham song teams
Portsmouth 0 Everton 1-Gaydamak jr is no Abramovich.no amount of signings can keep Pompey in the Premiership.the real test comes when he have to go back to square 1.we'll see what's next
Blackburn 0 Bolton 0-Blackburn's clamshell tactics paid off,much to the bore of all the fans

Nancy 0 Lyon 2-Brazilian max and it's not so painful
Auxerre 1 Lens 0-even split.didn't quite scoop anything of note
Le Mans 1 Ajaccio 0-not quite a hit,yet not so much a miss
Lille 3 Sochaux 0-wah hiong eh
Monaco 0 Bordeaux 1-the problem is,Vieri and di Vaio are not so much a replacement for Evra and Adebayor(maybe the latter,but not the former).you don't put ppl in front and expect them to get more goals
Nantes 0 Nice 0-i was thinking about a draw,but not a long drawn out drawl.yawn...
Strasbourg 2 Metz 1-not safe yet,but Metz looks like they can't be saved

Lecce 0 Sampdoria 3-finally,Samp wins...Treviso can start dreaming about not being last
Messina 0 Palermo 0-classical Italian bore draw in the sicilian derby

Valencia 2 Osasuna 0-Osasuna are also hitting a bad patch recently,so another crack at the UEFA cup seems a more attainable goal
Betis 1 Atletico 0-it's safe house bets this time

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/15/2006 08:02:00 PM

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Man C 3 Man U 1-unbelievably,they bombed out.and there goes all the cash.come to think about it,Chelski and all the blue colours are gloating about that ultimate blow job.Cristiano Ronaldo just about shot himself in the foot with a red card and all the rest is history

can't wait for Boro to win Arsenil right now

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/14/2006 11:00:00 PM

Friday, January 13, 2006

today's the friday the 13th...eels...i'm so scared!just don't gimme bad luck,esp for the 2 big fixtures

Olympiacos-Panathinaikos-you want a big fat greek wedding(or a derby)?this is where it gets all so sweet.the safest bet is to put Olympiacos 1-0
Man C-Man U-Man U would easily end in the draw trap,so 1-1.or maybe 2-1 to Man U

Arsenil-Boro-Boro 1-0.they should have some appetite this time
Villa-West Ham-West Ham 1-0 or Villa 2-1(or 1-1)
Charlton-Birmingham2-1
Fulham-Newcastle-2-2 or 1-0 to Fulham.can't see Newcastle winning this one
Liverpool-Spurs-3-2 or 2-1.crouch won't score
Portsmouth-Everton-newly souped up portsmouth to win 1-0 or Everton thrash 3-1
Blackburn-Bolton-deal with them a 2-1 trotter win

Wigan-West Brom-2-1 or 1-0
Sunderland-Chelsea-Chelsea 3-0 or 2-0

Nancy-Lyon-2-1 to Lyon
Auxerre-Lens-3-2 or Lens 2-2
Le Mans-Ajaccio-2-1
Lille-Sochaux-2-1
Monaco-Bordeaux-with Vieri on board,expect him to score in a draw
Nantes-Nice-2-2 or Nice 1-0
Strasbourg-Metz-both Alsatians get relegated,so a draw seems so likely

PSG-Troyes-be careful of the destroyer,maybe PSG will win 2-1
St Etienne-Toulouse-2-1
Marseille-Rennes-3-1 or Rennes 1-1

Lecce-Sampdoria-2-1 to Samp
Messina-Palermo-not so simple,but Palermo would do well to win 1-0

Ascoli-Empoli-0-0
Fiorentina-Chievo-Chievo might spring a surprise here(Chievo 1-0),but better stick to Fiorentina 1-0
Inter Milan-Cagliari-2-0.Adriano will bang in both
Juventus-Reggina-3-0.usual rules apply
Livorno-Siena-1-1
Udinese-Treviso-Udinese will start winning by now,so 1-0.maybe Treviso didn't need to get so many new players after all since going down is a mere formality
Parma-Lazio-2-1 to Lazio or 1-1
Roma-AC Milan-1-0 or AC Milan 3-1.amorous whatever the case

Betis-Atletico-2-1
Valencia-Osasuna-1-0,Osasuna 2-1 or 1-1

Zaragoza-Mallorca-1-0
Deportivo-Alaves-2-0
Sociedad-Espanyol-1-1
Getafe-Celta-Celta is still ok but Getafe is long gone ago,so 1-0 or Celta 3-1
Malaga-Cadiz-1-0
Racing-Villareal-Villareal 2-1
Barcelona-Athletic-not 4-0 in the Nou Camp,but 3-0 or 2-0 sounds better
Real Madrid-Sevilla-1-0,Sevilla 2-1(only if confident) or don't bet at all(this is a high risk fixture)

special European Cup Rugby fixtures(still figuring out how does ppl bet in rugby matches,so the number represents how much is the margin,and the sign shows if the home team will lose)

Castres-Munster -10
Sale Sharks-N-G Dragons +12
Cardiff Blues-Perpignan -5
Calvisano-Leeds Tykes -33
N-S Ospreys-Clermont-Auvergne +10
Leicester Tigers-Stade Francais +3
Ulster-Biarritz -21
Saracens-Bennetton +24
Bourgoin-Bath +7
Leinster-Glasgow Warriors +14
Toulouse-London Wasps +13
Edinburgh Gunners-Llannelli Scarlets -10

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/13/2006 05:00:00 PM

Thursday, January 12, 2006

ok...given this rate i'm going to be chased down the streets by loan sharks

Bordeaux 1 Auxerre 0-off couloure
Ajaccio 0 Nantes 2-excess power
Metz 0 St Etienne 1-erm wrong guess
Monaco 1 Strasbourg 1-another mis hit
Rennes 1 Le Mans 0-just a bit of luck
Sochaux 1 Nice 1-oops another mistake
Lens 1 Nancy 2-imploded at sight
Troyes 1 Lille 0-destroyed
Lyon 2 Marseille 1-lucky again.but total goals expectations fall a bit short
Toulouse 1 PSG 0-if Stade Toulousain would have been playing Stade Francais,then it's a keenly contested game.but PSG just about committed title-suicide after this crap match.boo!

first time my French League predictions all went haywire..argh!

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/12/2006 07:07:00 PM

Monday, January 09, 2006

blanked out during the FA cup

shock 1:Man U got held 0-0
shock 2:Fulham and red hot Spurs are the first victims
shock 3:who's endangered species?Boro,Wigan,Birmingham

hits(exact score) in red,misses in white,partial hits(correct win/draw,wrong score) in normal colour

West Brom 1 Reading 1
Brighton & Hove 0 Coventry 1
Wolves 1 Plymouth 0
Sheffield Wednesday 2 Charlton 4
Torquay 0 Birmingham 0
Man C 3 Scunthorpe 1
Newcastle 1 Mansfield 0
Luton 3 Liverpool 5
Preston 2 Crewe 1
Stoke 0 Tamworth 0
Derby 2 Burnley 1
Southampton 4 MK Dons 3
Blackburn 3 QPR 0
Arsenil 2 Cardiff 1
Stockport 2 Brentford 3
Norwich 1 West Ham 2
Ipswich 0 Portsmouth 1
Wigan 1 Leeds 1
Chelsea 2 Huddersfield 1
Cheltenham 2 Chester 1
Watford 0 Bolton 3
Nuneaton 1 Boro 1
Hull 0 Villa 1
Barnsley 1 Walsall 1
Crystal Palace 4 Northampton 1
Sheffield United 1 Colchester 2
Millwall 1 Everton 1
Fulham 1 Leyton Orient 2
Sunderland 3 Northwich 0
Leicester 3 Spurs 2
Burton 0 Man U 0

roundup-quite a bad record

more:Celtic crash out of Scottish Cup and Barca increase grip

Alaves 0 Zaragoza 2-sounds cool
Mallorca 1 Betis 1-boo betis!
Osasuna 1 Racing 1-what's the problem recently...bullshit
Sevilla 3 Malaga 1-phew that's a easy job without the doc in the house
Cadiz 1 Getafe 0-Getafe is going the road of Charlton
Celta 1 Sociedad 0-not so much a hit,but at least it helped somehow
Villareal 0 Real Madrid 0-YAWN!
Atletico 0 Valencia 0-looks like Valencia are also having stomachache...*DUH!*

Cagliari 2 Udinese 1-wrong side,correct score
Chievo 3 Lecce 1-I'm flying
Empoli 1 Messina 3-maybe i should have gone for a win,then Empoli gets relegated
Lazio 4 Ascoli 1-what a win
Sampdoria 0 Livorno 2-blanko
Siena 0 Inter Milan 0-zzzzzzz
Treviso 0 Roma 1-er hit...without Cassano
AC Milan 4 Parma 3-damn heng,they nearly kena.Gilardino did score,much to the dismay of his old team

Xanthi 0 AEK 0-ZZZZZZZZ...and Olympiacos just about became the sole monopoly
Porto 1 Boavista 0-dragon fire is hot!so much so that they just about burnt the hawks far far away

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/09/2006 10:14:00 AM

Sunday, January 08, 2006

there's so much FA Cup shit,we'll concentrate on Barca and other crap first

Espanyol 1 Barca 2-as always,another win.but los Pericos did manage to scare the mighty Barca with a goal midway through
Athletic 1 Deportivo 2-still on a row,now third...and it's a correct guess!

Palermo 1 Juventus 2-Mutu mutes the Mafia
Reggina 1 Fiorentina 1-Toni didn't score again,so it looks as if the Viola are left impotent

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/08/2006 08:30:00 PM

Saturday, January 07, 2006

exclusive fixtures part 2

the Porto Derby:FC Porto vs Boavista-since both teams got into trouble fairly recently,1-1 should do well.just don't goof it if Braga(or Nacional) starts trying to step on the acclerator again
Xanthi-AEK Athens:Panathinaikos would be the one in trouble if Xanthi wins.if not they would be in a lesser sort of trouble.I think they will do that with a 1-0 win

Midweek French League fixtures

Bordeaux-Auxerre-2-2 or Auxerre 2-1
Troyes-Lille-Lille 3-1
Ajaccio-Nantes-Nantes 2-1
Metz-St Etienne-1-1
Monaco-Strasbourg-2-1
Rennes-Le Mans-2-1 or 1-2
Sochaux-Nice-Nice 1-0
Lens-Nancy-3-1
Lyon-Marseille-might have been a great pick,so it will be a draw.1-1.if thinking of a win,then it's Lyon max total goals 5
Toulouse-PSG-PSG 3-1 or 2-1

6 Nations (rugby) fixtures

4/2:Ireland-Italy,England-Wales
5/2:Scotland-France
11/2:France-Ireland,Italy-England
12/2:Wales-Scotland
25/2:France-Italy,Scotland-England
26/2:Ireland-Wales
11/3:Wales-Italy,Ireland-Scotland
12/3:France-England
18/3:Italy-Scotland,Wales-France,England-Ireland

List of exclusive fixtures slated in the following weeks(includes some very unheard of stuff from the Czech league and other funny crap)

15/1:Olympiacos-Panathinaikos(top pick)
21/1:Anderlecht-Cercle Brugge
4/2:Anderlecht-Genk
5/2:Feyenoord-Ajax
8/2:Aberdeen-Rangers
11/2:Maccabi Tel-Aviv-Maccabi Haifa,Hearts-Aberdeen
12/2:Sparta-Slovan Liberec,Rangers-Celtic(top pick 2)
19/2:Slavia-Sigma Olomouc
25/2:Austria Vienna-Sturm Graz,Grazer-Rapid Vienna,Club Brugge-Standard Liege
26/2:AZ Alkmaar-PSV
4/3:PSV-Hereenveen,Celtic-Aberdeen
12/3:Ajax-PSV
15/3:Grazer-Austria Vienna
18/3:Hearts-Rangers
19/3:AZ Alkmaar-Feyenoord ,Sparta-Teplice
25/3:Club Brugge-Anderlecht
26/3:Sigma-Slovan Liberec
1/4:Celtic-Hearts(april fools!)
2/4:Sparta-Slavia (Prague derby)
9/4:Ajax-AZ Alkmaar
12/4:PSV-Feyenoord
16/4:Hereenveen-AZ Alkmaar
22/4:Anderlecht-Standard,Club-Cercle(Brugge derby)
7/5:Sigma-Teplice

still to come:MTK-Ferencvaros,Besiktas-Fenerfarce,Galatasaray-Fenerfarce,Besiktas-Galatasaray,Red Star-Partizan,Legia-Wisla,and other Central and East European fixtures

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/07/2006 09:36:00 PM

Friday, January 06, 2006

there's so much FA Cup action,there's not much room to decide which ones to include,so obviously the Spanish League is more important.note that this might sound very crazy

Auxerre 2 Monaco 1-this is what they can do without Benjani.if they can hold on like this they can stand a very small chance of overtaking Lyon.I kinda left this out by mistake,but since I was thinking about a draw,I think I was safe

Reggina-Fiorentina-Toni would score,at last.this is just the beginning of the troubles for Reggina
Palermo-Juventus-Juventus haven't won there since 197X.but I think they will do just enough to win 1-0.if not 1-1 will do

Cagliari-Udinese-2-1 to Udinese
Chievo-Lecce-2-0
Empoli-Messina-1-1
Lazio-Ascoli-2-1
Sampdoria-Livorno-1-1.1-0(Samp) or 3-2 to Livorno
Siena-Inter Milan-Inter 3-1
Treviso-Roma-the lifeline out of the zone doesn't come so soon.but I think the Giallorossi without Cassano will struggle to win games
AC Milan-Parma-2-1 or 2-0

Athletic-Deportivo-1-0 or Depor 2-1
Espanyol-Barcelona-Lotina's praise tactic would backfire...and in spectacular fashion.something like 2-0

Alaves-Zaragoza-1-1 or a decent Zaragoza win
Mallorca-Betis-2-1 to Betis
Osasuna-Racing-1-0.that should work
Sevilla-Malaga-2-1
Cadiz-Getafe-2-1 may sound ok...but 1-1 should help
Celta-Sociedad-2-1
Villareal-Real Madrid-2-1,Real Madrid 1-0 or 3-3
Atletico-Valencia-if the Rojiblanco stomach ache continues,Valencia will be the second one to make an empty trip to Madrid.if not then it's 2-1 or 1-0 to Valencia

anything with Premiership Clubs

West Brom-Reading(C)-Reading may spring a 1-0 surprise here.but if you want something predictable,then 2-1
Sheffield Wednesday(C)-Charlton-Charlton 2-1(alt:1-1)
Torquay(L2)-Birmingham-Birmingham 3-0(alt:2-1)
Man C-Scunthorpe(L1)-4-0(alt:3-0)
Newcastle-Mansfield(L2)-Souness better pray he doesn't lose with such a long injury list.1-0
Luton(C)-Liverpool-1-0 or Liverpool 2-1 or 3-1
Blackburn-QPR(C)-2-0
Arsenil-Cardiff(C)-Cardiff 1-0.this is the most daring gamble to date.if they really win then Arsenil Wenger is sacked
Norwich(C)-West Ham-3-1 to the Hammers
Ipswich(C)-Portsmouth-3-2 or Portsmouth 1-0
Wigan-Leeds(C)-3-2,2-1 or Leeds 1-0(only if Wigan cocks out terribly)
Chelsea-Huddersfield(L1)-4-0?maybe 3-0 should do
Watford(C)-Bolton-2-0 to Bolton
Nuneaton(CoN)-Boro-3-1 to Boro
Hull(C)-Villa-2-1 or Villa 3-1
Millwall(C)-Everton-2-1 or Everton 3-2
Fulham-Leyton Orient(L2)-2-0
Sunderland-Northwich Victoria(CoN)-3-0,2-0 or Northwich 1-0(man...i'm not kidding!)
Leicester(C)-Spurs-2-0 to Spurs or 3-1
Burton Albion(CN)-Man U-looks easy...but having to play beach/bog football is definitely dangerous.I won't think of any draws or Burton 1-0...so Man U should struggle but still chalk up 2-0

specials(non premiership clubs.you dun get this anywhere else)

Brighton & Hove(C)-Coventry(C)-1-1 or 2-1
Preston(C)-Crewe(C)-1-1 or Crewe 1-0
Stoke(C)-Tamworth(CN)-3-0
Derby(C)-Burnley(C)-1-1 or Burnley 2-1
Southampton(C)-MK Dons(L1)-2-1
Stockport(L2)-Brentford(L1)-1-0 Brentford
Cheltenham(L2)-Chester(L2)-0-0
Barnsley(L1)-Walsall(L1)-1-1
Wolves(C)-Plymouth(C)-3-2
Crystal Palace(C)-Northampton(L2)-3-0
Sheffield United(C)-Colchester(L1)-3-0
Port Vale(L1) 2 Doncaster(L1) 1-comeback win

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/06/2006 03:21:00 PM

Thursday, January 05, 2006

the biggest battle of the year is a sian diao affair

Arsenil 0 Man U 0-like the New Paper said,all smoke and no fire.Chelsea are all but guaranteed the championship
Spurs 2 Man C 0-spurred up and perked up,they look as if they can wrench out Wigan from the last slot

Strasbourg 0 Lyon 4-complete wipeout,and ideally you should consider Wiltord to be of the same calibre as Carew as well,i'd suppose
Le Mans 2 Metz 0-twice the fun
Lille 2 Ajaccio 0-yippee!(and a beer please)
Nancy 0 Bordeaux 0-?+?`?~?*?^?$?#?@?!? (i feel dizzy from seeing blanks)
Nantes 0 Rennes 2-oops got whacked
Nice 2 Toulouse 1-I always hit when Stade (Toulousain) is concerned,and so to start off the Ligue with a BANG,it's a super Nice hit
PSG 3 Sochaux 1-hattrick of potshots
St Etienne 1 Troyes 1-half balls
Marseille 1 Lens 1-all but surrendered,so why not both surrender

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/05/2006 08:55:00 AM

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

these are the first few matches this new year,and here's a few small surprises

West Brom 1 Villa 2-Villa should have sealed it.but no matter.still needed to run
West Ham 1 Chelsea 3-a pleasant surprise for the Chelski when they got equallized
Birmingham 2 Wigan 0-super fatigued latics has another losing streak on the cards
Bolton 2 Liverpool 2-11 wins?that doesn't work on the trotters
Everton 3 Charlton 1-If Everton can surge back from a poor mid season,this is now
Fulham 2 Sunderland 1-correct hit
Newcastle 2 Boro 2-they damn heng lor,or else I hit la.that Souness kaput liao
Blackburn 2 Portsmouth 1-next candidate to be relegated would most probably be reunited with southampton

Hearts 2 Celtic 3-game over

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/03/2006 05:41:00 PM

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Oh yeah the new year would become very exciting...and to start the year off here's the derby of all england,followed by those crazy EPL fixtures and my lovely French League

Arsenil-Man U-there's no objection as to what score will show up.1-0 and up to Man U.maybe a thrashing like 4-0.who says only Chelsea can do 4-0 thrashings?

04/01

Strasbourg-Lyon-no mercy where Lyon is concerned.so 2-1 seems ideal
Nancy-Bordeaux-Bordeaux 1-0
Nantes-Rennes-1-0
Nice-Toulouse-2-1
PSG-Sochaux-Guy Lacombe will defeat his former team
St Etienne-Troyes-2-2 or 2-1
Le Mans-Metz-1-0 to Metz
Lille-Ajaccio-3-1 or 2-0
Marseille-Lens-2-2 or 1-0

EPL

West Brom-Villa-1-0 or 1-1 given West Brom is ok at home
West Ham-Chelsea-2-0 is the order of the day
Birmingham-Wigan-Wigan 2-0 or 1-0
Bolton-Liverpool-Bolton won't get frozen out.they stand a chance of denying crouch,though.and they might just do it
Everton-Charlton-1-1
Fulham-Sunderland-3-0 or 2-1.no excuses for losing
Newcastle-Boro-Boro 2-1 or 1-0 to Newcastle
Blackburn-Portsmouth-1-1

Man C-Spurs-2-1 Spurs.a draw seems more tempting

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/01/2006 08:30:00 PM

Win dirty if you must.this is the golden rule in football today.even spending astronomical salaries on players constitutes dirty according to Ricky Caborn.only soccer manages to crumble in controversy,cockouts and champagne without ever unbalancing it.

transfer news: Liverpool has agreed for a swap between Kromkamp and Josemi.kinda ideal since both have language barriers to conquer.

Liverpool 1 West Brom 0-Crouch again.the Hawthorns are lucky enough to escape
Man U 4 Bolton 1-the FA decided to investigate Fergie for suspected insults to Big Sam.not smiling anyway
Boro 0 Man C 0-we just dozed off
Portsmouth 1 Fulham 0-ooh surprise.maybe Houdini Harry will have a better 2006
Sunderland 0 Eveton 1-at least something.the Black Cats are absolute flops
Wigan 0 Blackburn 3-To end 2005 with a electric shock isn't an expected thing to wait for.no lah,they noob so they have to get used to it

Jose Luis Fabiano at 1/01/2006 04:47:00 PM