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Monday, January 30, 2006 freaky weather in France yet again Lille 3 Metz 1-gone case Metz gets whipped like cream the Monegasques didn't mean to flood the champions when they visit,so they kinda got a stay of execution Bielefeld 0 Bremen 1-bulls eye Lautern 0 Schalke 2-seeing double Ascoli 1 Juventus 3-Trezeguet this time scores all of Juve's goals,but was quite surprised at what happened early on in the game Lecce 0 Inter 2-be my guest where whacking people is concerned Roma 3 Livorno 0-it's from giallo-alert to -rossi-alert(this means emergency to the viola) Udinese 0 Fiorentina 0-Toni was neutralised,so they just scraped through Treviso 0 Lazio 1-confirm kena drop one Messina 1 Cagliari 0-squeezed what's left of oil Empoli 1 Parma 2-Empoli can also get relegated as well Chievo 4 Reggina 0-soaring donkeys make a jackass out of their opponents Osasuna 0 Betis 2-the game's up for Osasuna Mallorca 0 Barcelona 3-Messi is so hot,he just made scrambled eggs out of the Islanders Celta 1 Real Madrid 2-comeback from behind,damn heng Valencia 2 Zaragoza 2-on a roll now,David Villa didn't score against his ex boss Sevilla 2 Villareal 0-dead wrong.it was a disaster for Villareal Alaves 3 Sociedad 1-correct score,just cocked my way through Espanyol 3 Malaga 1-we're kinda fixed,so Malaga's coach got screwed Sunday, January 29, 2006 we kinda have this impressive idea to trap the god of wealth Benfica 1 Liedson 3-no actually it's Sporting.but whatever the case it's a snatch and grab for the Lions having to come back from a first half penalty Bolton 1 Arsenil 0-not so much a hit too,but at least we are sure Arsenil Wenger would be sacked by the end of the season if he loses to Real Madrid Cheltenham 0 Newcastle 2-quite a nice hit in a long while Coventry 1 Boro 1-another hit...on a roll now Reading 1 Birmingham 1-a draw as expected,then it's a replay at St Mary's Leicester 0 Southampton 1-the age without Walcott has started with some style Aston Villa 3 Port Vale 1-easy...too easy till Baros had his fill Brentford 2 Sunderland 1-shock of this round:a last gasp goal throws the black cats into hell Man C 1 Wigan 0-correct score and wrong guess Everton 1 Chelsea 1-Mighty Chelski were made to look like dunces until Lampard saved them Preston 1 Crystal Palace 1-Johnson scores as expected,but then it's a replay for the eagles up next West Ham 4 Blackburn 2-in a few minutes,the Hammers really whacked their way into the next round Colchester 3 Derby 1-another shock result Charlton 2 Leyton Orient 1-ok...stopped the League Two giant killers in the tracks at last Stoke 2 Walsall 1-not so ideal as they squeezed in Bordeaux 1 Lens 0-grande annee Le Mans 1 Toulouse 1-deluge of snow,then cash money(hit) Marseille 0 Sochaux 0-blank look after game Nancy 0 Ajaccio 0-so sian,dun wan watch anymore Auxerre 2 Rennes 0-*whistles* and presto!now we have Bordeaux and Auxerre in the chasing pack only (if anyone wondered what happened at Strasbourg,Nantes and St Etienne,word has it that there's so much snow they decided to cancel these matches) Nuremburg 2 Hamburg 1-we're made into hamburgers and eaten up Stuttgart 0 Duisburg 1-last ghost standing caused a loss Hertha Berlin 1 Hanover 1-the Berliners nearly lost,which is a neat plan for a hit Mainz 4 Cologne 2-Cologne lag Leverkusen 2 Frankfurt 1-wham another hit Dortmund 3 Wolfsburg 2-nothing,we just blew it Milan 1 Sampdoria 1-it's game over for Milan Palermo 1 Siena 3-simply put it,it's now the sack for del Neri Atletico 3 Deportivo 2-so heng,have to come back from behind Athletic 1 Getafe 0-wrong side,same score Cadiz 1 Racing 1-half a hit Saturday, January 28, 2006 hahaha happy New Year budd,and on the German front there's a score Gladbach 1 Bayern 3-Makaay calls the shots again.and though it didn't really hit,it does feel great starting the year of the rottweiler with style. Cheltenham-Newcastle-I wouldn't fancy the Magpies losing even if i'm like some newcastle fans.2-0 would work,or 1-0 if desperate Coventry-Boro-off form Boro might find this tough,so 1-0 or 1-1 wouldn't be too surprising Reading-Birmingham-typically a punter would plump for Birmingham.but it does pay for a risk or two,so I dun mind putting Reading 1-0 or 2-2 Bolton-Arsenil-Goners with no fire are the Nil Gang.sack Wenger after this after they lose 2-1 away Aston Villa-Port Vale-2-1.that sounds easy Brentford-Sunderland-Sunderland 1-0 or Brentford 1-1 Man C-Wigan-Wigan 1-0 can work,provided Man C doesn't score first.or else 1-1 Everton-Chelsea-they will battle with all their might and still lose 1-0 West Ham-Blackburn-truthfully the Hammers can hammer(literally) them 2-0 Charlton-Leyton Orient-Leyton does have potential for a shock,but that's best left for claims only.1-1 or 1-0 is the barest minimum Portsmouth-Liverpool-2-0 to Pool and it's duh Wolves-Man U-it's back at that ground where they flopped.2-1 to Man U or 1-0 to Wolves only if you have a lot of money to throw at (DT Exclusives) Stoke-Walsall-Stoke finds this better,but without their top scorer on ANC duty,1-1 may be ideal Leicester-Southampton-1-1 would be the best result for 2 average sides Preston-Crystal Palace-Andy Johnson is dependable enough for this,so 2-1 to Palace Colchester-Derby-1-0 to Derby Thursday, January 26, 2006 Happy Chinese New Year guys and here's the return of the Bundesliga matches.but top pick is the Lisbon derby(yeah i'm insane) 28/1 Benfica-Sporting-off colour Sporting meet resurgent Benfica.if a draw like 1-1 isn't good enough,2-1 to Benfica should do the trick,if they can stop 10 goal Liedson.but if you're a Sporting fan,1-0 might work,and be sure to count in Liedson as the scorer;just shut Nuno Gomes up(before he adds some more to his 13) 31/1 Sunderland-Boro-Boro should start winning this once at 1-0 Wigan-Everton-2-1 or 1-0 or Everton 1-1 or 1-0.really depends on who's luckier Fulham-Spurs-1-0 to Spurs or 1-1 Charlton-West Brom-1-1 is the best answer 1/2 Villa-Chelsea-2-0 to Chelsea.tough enough Man C-Newcastle-Man C 3-1,1-0 or 1-1 draw Portsmouth-Bolton-Bolton 3-1 or 2-0 Blackburn-Man U-2-1 Man U.not a savage thing after all Liverpoll-Birmingham-2-0,crouch should score again Arsenil-West Ham-West Ham 1-0.i've some form of faith in them 28/1 Bordeaux-Lens-2-1.Bordeaux are quite good at home,so a half goal isn't surprising Le Mans-Toulouse-1-0 or 1-1 Marseille-Sochaux-3-1 Nantes-Troyes-2-1,destroyes St Etienne-Nice-1-1 or Nice bet at 2-0 Strasbourg-PSG-1-0 if cup form,or 2-1 PSG Nancy-Ajaccio-1-1 or Ajaccio revival at 1-0 Auxerre-Rennes-2-1 29/1 Lille-Metz-3-1.beyond repair Monaco-Lyon-1-0 to Lyon or Monaco 2-1 or 1-1 draw.depends on who scores first 27/1 Gladbach-Bayern-for that,put Bayern on 1-0 28/1 Dortmund-Wolfsburg-2-1 or Wolfsburg 1-1 or 1-0 Nuremburg-Hamburg-2-0 Hamburg.welcome aboard Ailton Mainz-Cologne-1-1 Stuttgart-Duisburg-2-0 Leverkusen-Frankfurt-2-1 Hertha Berlin-Hanover-1-1 or 1-0 29/1 Bielefeld-Bremen-1-0 Bremen or 5-1(not recommended) Lautern-Schalke-1-0 to Schalke 28/1 Palermo-Siena-2-1 AC Milan-Sampdoria-2-1 or Samp 1-0.can't make any guarantee 29/1 Ascoli-Juventus-3-0 or 2-0.would be surprised if Ascoli did score Treviso-Lazio-2-1 or 2-0 to the Biancocelesti Roma-Livorno-Totti makes it 3-1 Empoli-Parma-1-1 Chievo-Reggina-2-1 or 1-1 Messina-Cagliari-1-1 Udinese-Fiorentina-2-1 Fiorentina.not so much about Toni's one man show,though Lecce-Inter Milan-Inter 3-0.only score imaginable 28/1 Cadiz-Racing-2-1 Racing or 2-2 Athletic-Getafe-Getafe 1-0 or Athletic 1-1.can't save themselves for a living at all so start next year 29/1 Atletico-Deportivo-1-0 or Depor 2-1 Osasuna-Betis-1-0.should win against the strugglers this once Alaves-Sociedad-Sociedad looks better,so 3-1 Espanyol-Malaga-1-0 should work here Valencia-Zaragoza-2-1 or 2-0 Sevilla-Villareal-2-1 or Villareal blazt in 1 goal late on Mallorca-Barcelona-2-0 to Barca.don't say they can't operate even without Ronaldinho,and with him in there,it's gone case for the islanders Celta-Real Madrid-2-1 or Real 3-2.that should work both ways 28/1 Watford-Crewe-2-1 Crewe 31/1 Brighton-Burnley-2-1 Cardiff-Millwall-1-1 or Millwall 3-2 Hull-Coventry-0-0 Ipswich-Leeds-Leeds 2-1 Plymouth-Southampton-1-1 Preston-Crystal Palace-Crystal Palace 2-1 QPR-Leicester-1-0 Sheffield W vs Luton-2-1 to Luton Reading-Norwich-1-0 or 1-1 1/2 Derby-Sheffield U-Sheffield 2-1 more weird fixtures(and this is the first time the Northern Irish league is featured) and other fixtures of my own liking,tastes and preferences of which are highly unusual 5/2:Porto-Braga,Sporting-Nacional 26/2:Benfica-Porto,Nacional-Guimaraes 5/3:Boavista-Braga,Porto-Nacional 12/3:Brondby-Copenhagen,Sporting-Boavista 19/3:Metalurh Donetsk-Dynamo Kiev,Uniao Leiria-Sporting 25/3:Portadown-Linfield 26/3:Benfica-Braga 2/4:Os Belenses-Benfica(the other Lisbon derby) 9/4:Sporting-Porto 15/4:Linfield-Glentoran(more explosives than the IRA),Boavista-Benfica 18/4:Glentoran-Portadown 23/4:Nacional-Benfica 28/4:Metalurh-Shakhtar(Donetsk derby) 30/4:Nacional-Boavista,Porto-Guimaraes 7/5:Sporting-Braga,Boavista-Porto 14/5:Dynamo Kiev-Shakhtar Donetsk(dessert course) Heineken Cup Quarter Finals fixtures...long long after in April (Biarritz or Sale) vs (Leicester or Bath) (Toulouse-Leinster) vs (Munster-Perpignan) Monday, January 23, 2006 ok...highly victorious by the end of last week Man U 1 Liverpool 0-so so late goal from Ferdinand,but good enough for all Red Devil fans worldwide Everton 1 Arsenil 0-master stroke from the Dugout Times super predictor Boro 2 Wigan 3-another late goal,this time to save themselves.still ok by any means Newcastle 0 Blackburn 1-I've said it and I'll say it again.sack Souness Spurs 0 Villa 0-Mido-less Spurs are nothing Birmingham 5 Portsmouth 0-this is just about the freakiest score I've ever seen from 2 endangered species Bolton 2 Man C 0-it's back to the earth with a crash West Brom 0 Sunderland 1-erm no...not easy at all if you think the Baggies can stay up Chelsea 1 Charlton 1-yet again,there's no business against the Addicks Auxerre 1 Lyon 1-oops,haunted house freaks Lens 1 Monaco 1-hit again,but all the Italians are out with stomach bugs,so the Vieri part didn't materialise Rennes 0 Nancy 2-ok...another writeoff game Troyes 1 Le Mans 3-like the race track of the same name,they just can't stop winning Toulouse 0 Lille 0-ultimate bore draw Sochaux 4 St Etienne 0-whack your ass Nice 1 PSG 0-not so Nice,but correct score anyway,so the total goals sometimes save people Metz 1 Nantes 4-next at the bottom Bordeaux 2 Strasbourg 1-cool strike Ajaccio 3 Marseille 1-unexpectedly,the relegation strugglers came again,with most unexpected people scoring Lazio 1 Cagliari 1-hit again.super Lazio luck Inter Milan 3 Palermo 0-no Adriano,but still manageable Udinese 1 Roma 4-really not ok after this game Reggina 2 Sampdoria 1-swamped with refund requests soon Livorno 1 Treviso 1-not so much expected to draw their way out of the zone Juventus 2 Empoli 1-had to come from behind,damn heng sial Ascoli 2 Lecce 0-Lecce are gone case Siena 0 AC Milan 3-turn on the heat guys Parma 2 Chievo 1-correct score,kinda ran out of ideas halfway through Fiorentina 2 Messina 0-with such a happy ending,and a great hit on the cards,Toni's 2 goals are the ultimate in getting your scores right Zaragoza 0 Atletico 2-kinda safe for now Real Madrid 3 Cadiz 1-not so much a run over,but Becks is back to ensure a hit for all of us Villareal 2 Osasuna 1-correct score,and the script apparently didn't consider the part where Roman scored from 2 penalties Betis 0 Valencia 2-too easy.we need more challenging stuff Deportivo 2 Mallorca 2-unbelievably they blew up all over again Getafe 5 Espanyol 0-the loss of Osasuna is Getafe's gain,and vice versa Racing 2 Sevilla 3-kinda need a blazt Malaga 0 Celta 2-lucky strike yet again Barcelona 2 Alaves 0-not really powerful without etoo but larsson sure does the trick Sociedad 3 Athletic 3-pathetic Basque derby.that's for very pathetic athletic.but sociedad seems to be picking up after they got a value for money buy in the form of the dane Anderlecht 2 Cercle Brugge 2-Standard slipped up(1-2 against Zulte Waregem) and Anderlecht blew it.so Club(3-0 against their opponent) had their city rivals to thank for giving them a rocket booster Crystal Palace 1 Reading 1 Burnley 0 Preston 2 Coventry 6 Derby 1 Crewe 1 Plymouth 2 Leeds 3 Sheffield Wed 0 Leicester 1 Cardiff 2 Luton 2 QPR 0 Millwall 0 Wolves 0 Norwich 2 Watford 3 Sheffield U 3 Brighton 1 Southampton 0 Ipswich 2 Stoke 0 Hull 0 overview:one hit(Stoke-Hull),and lots of misses.so far encouraging enough,Sheffield U,Leeds,Coventry and Luton performed within expectations and Norwich flop again Friday, January 20, 2006 no African players during the African Cup season,so the French Ligue teams will have a very hard time coping.just crapping,so here's the stuff for the weekend,includes the Man U-Liverpool clash of the reds and exclusive coverage of the English Coca Cola Championship,courtesy of the dugout times Man U-Liverpool-this is a tough English clash and I think Man U will win 2-1 with a very late goal Everton-Arsenil-1-0 or 1-1.just be a bit more cautious next time Boro-Wigan-Wigan 1-0 or Boro 2-1.I can't majke any guarantee as how it will turn out Newcastle-Blackburn-1-0 Tottenham-Villa-2-1 or 1-1.baros doesn;t score Birmingham-Portsmouth-1-1 and both die Bolton-Man C-Man C goes back to earth in a 1-0 defeat West Brom-Sunderland-2-0 or 1-0.that's an easy mission Chelsea-Charlton-3-0 or 3-1.should work both ways West Ham-Fulham-2-1 Ajaccio-Marseille-Marseille 1-0 with their better reserves Bordeaux-Strasbourg-2-1 and well...wanna play in the Ligue des Champions? Metz-Nantes-1-0 or Nantes 3-2 Nice-PSG-2-1 or PSG 1-0.doing steady now Sochaux-St Etienne-1-1 Toulouse-Lille-2-1 to Lille Troyes-Le Mans-1-1 or Le Mans 1-0 Rennes-Nancy-2-1 Lens-Monaco-tough enough,and so Vieri scores again.1-1 or 1-0 to Monaco Lyon-Auxerre-2-1 again.Santini still have a long way to go to catch up with both Lyon and Roux Lazio-Cagliari-1-1 Inter Milan-Palermo-Adriano scores the one and only goal to win Udinese-Roma-Roma 2-1.Udinese surely doesn't look ok Reggina-Sampdoria-1-1 or Samp 3-1 Livorno-Treviso-0-0 or Livorno 2-1 Juventus-Empoli-3-0,normally Ascoli-Lecce-1-0 a gamble and 1-1 a safe zone Siena-AC Milan-should do well for a 1-0 Rossoneri win Parma-Chievo-Parma looks like a donkey and my fren and I both think it's 2-1 to Chievo Fiorentina-Messina-Toni scores again,and so the story will have a happy ending at 2-0 Zaragoza-Atletico-1-1 or Zaragoza 2-1.If Bianchi can't lead Atletico to glory,then Murcia can't be counted on,too.that's the sad reality of futbol Real Madrid-Cadiz-3-1.run all over Villareal-Osasuna-2-1 to the lucky team.Osasuna seems to be the lucky ones.or maybe Villareal will storm to a lead first and then hold on for a win Betis-Valencia-Valencia 2-1.easy enough Deportivo-Mallorca-2-0 Getafe-Espanyol-1-0 or Espanyol 1-1 Racing-Sevilla-Sevilla 2-1 if you don't want Racing to win again(if they can do it against Real Madrid,then they can win 1-0 if they were lucky enough) Malaga-Celta-Celta 2-0 Barcelona-Alaves-4-0?I won't consider a clean sheet if Alaves has decent enough strikers,so 4-1 or 3-1 Sociedad-Athletic-Pathetic Athletic loses again.2-1 Crystal Palace-Reading-Reading 2-1 Burnley-Preston-1-1 Coventry-Derby-1-1 or Coventry 2-1 Crewe-Plymouth-1-0 or 2-2 Leeds-Sheffield Wednesday-Leeds 3-2 or 1-1 Leicester-Cardiff-1-0 Luton-QPR-2-1 Millwall-Wolves-1-1 or Millwall 2-1 Norwich-Watford-1-0 Sheffield United-Brighton-2-1 Southampton-Ipswich-3-1 Stoke-Hull-1-1 or 0-0 Anderlecht-Cercle Brugge-just as you think the Times is insane giving you predictions for some team which you'd have difficulty even pronouncing,here's our dear old holder of the record Champions League losing streak playing against Brugge's other team.3-1 to the mauves Thursday, January 19, 2006 I think ther weird stuff are coming up again...but whatever the case it's time to restore order first. Man U 5 Burton 0-Rossi vs Messi in the future?that might become a reality.just watch this space for details.Man U finally finished off the non-league gladiators after 180 mins Everton 1 Millwall 0-Tim Cahill haunts his former employers Chievo 1 Juventus 1-surprisingly,it's Chievo who scored first,then Juve were made to look high and low for that goal but then failed Treviso 0 Inter Milan 1-If Adriano doesn't work,we still can count on Cruz to get out unstuck AC Milan 1 Ascoli 0-the importance of finishing off early Sampdoria 3 Fiorentina 1-Toni scored again.but other than that it was so shitty I made a bad loss AS Roma 3 Reggina 1-last time Totti and Cassano are prone to bickering over who should score.now,it's Totti calling all the shots.seems like everything in the Eternal City is not eternal except the Pope,the Colosseum and Totti Messina 1 Lazio 1-correct guess again Lecce 0 Livorno 0-classic bore draw Palermo 4 Parma 2-no...on heat Cagliari 1 Siena 0-poof Empoli 1 Udinese 1-it's more crap than losing Wednesday, January 18, 2006 i was damn heng this time...and Serie A tonight haven't started yet,so here's all the action from the FA Cup replays Birmingham 2 Torquay 0-phew Birmingham run away for now Chester 0 Cheltenham 1-the lowliest team left in the competition,barring some catastrophic performance by Man U Leeds 3 Wigan 3 (Wigan 4-2 penalties)-damn heng sial...i nearly died of a heart attack Tamworth 1 Stoke 1 (Stoke 5-4 penalties)-also quite heng,or they would be humiliated by non league teams Walsall 2 Barnsley 0-whipped Boro 5 Nuneaton 2-also quite heng...since they cruised to a 5-0 win at first Reading 3 West Brom 2-West Brom became the latest Premiership victims so who squares off against who?(most papers only give ties involving Premiership teams.any non Premiership ties are DT exclusives) Stoke(C)-Walsall(L1) (Dugout Times Exclusive) Cheltenham(L2)-Newcastle Coventry(C)-Boro Reading(C)-Birmingham Leicester(C)-Southampton(C) (Dugout Times Exclusive) Bolton-Arsenil (all Premiership tie) Aston Villa-Port Vale(L1) Brentford(L1)-Sunderland Man C-Wigan (all Premiership tie) Millwall(C)/Everton-Chelsea Preston(C)-Crystal Palace(C) (Dugout Times Exclusive) West Ham-Blackburn (all Premiership tie) Colchester(L1)-Derby(C) (Dugout Times Exclusive) Charlton-Leyton Orient(L2) Portsmouth-Liverpool (all Premiership tie) Wolves(C)-Man U/Burton Tuesday, January 17, 2006 more football.not the FA Cup replays,but the Serie A Milan-Ascoli-Milan should find this easier at 2-0 Sampdoria-Fiorentina-Toni scores again,so Fiorentina 2-1 Treviso-Inter Milan-Adriano scores one and total score 3-0 to Inter Chievo-Juventus-not surprisingly it's Juve 1-0 all over again Messina-Lazio-1-1 Lecce-Livorno-Livorno 3-1 Palermo-Parma-1-1 Roma-Reggina-2-1.this is easy enough Cagliari-Siena-0-0 or 2-2 Empoli-Udinese-2-2 or Udinese 1-0 Monday, January 16, 2006 got a little bit better... Sunderland 1 Chelsea 2-had to come back from behind against desperadoes and red card Wigan 0 West Brom 1-erm crap PSG 2 Troyes 1-so so late...with Pancrate forcing in a goal 4 mins into added time,but that was so sweet because it's a brilliant hit Marseille 1 Rennes 0-hour wonder St Etienne-Toulouse-under cold storage Ascoli 3 Empoli 1-erm no...these minnows are now turning on the heat Fiorentina 2 Chievo 1-Toni is back,with a vengeance...no we're not kidding.that's 2 against a stable of donkeys Inter Milan 3 Cagliari 2-Adriano hits 2 as predicted,and the rest is just a bit different Juventus 1 Reggina 0-del Piero again.same rules apply Livorno 2 Siena 2-twice the score Udinese 2 Treviso 2-goofy craps.not enough,but still has some honour left Parma 1 Lazio 1-I don't usually hit draws,but this time it's more predictable Roma 1 AC Milan 0-another hit.this is the first time in i dunno how many months i hit at least 2 Serie A matches Barcelona 2 Athletic 1-Messi this time.not so much about going down without a fight,but Athletic really need to seriously reconsider about getting only Basques Zaragoza 3 Mallorca 1-so strong,I didn't quite expect them to be that good Deportivo 0 Alaves 2-correct score,but Depor look like guinea pigs Sociedad 0 Espanyol 1-erm not really a nice enough game Getafe 1 Celta 1-oops wrong score Malaga 0 Cadiz 2-Malaga can also get relegated with Cadiz Racing 1 Villareal 0-this is not your usual Racing you see Real Madrid 4 Sevilla 2-finally Zidane the superman shows up and saves Caro and the duffers from further gloom Olympiacos 3 Panathinaikos 2-Rivaldo double and Judas.we just don't care how we win Sunday, January 15, 2006 Just as you think there's not enough trouble yesterday,here's more in a potential match fixing scam Arsenil 7 Boro 0-now no more long live Boro.just how the hell they are so successfully bribed to let in such many balls remains a question that may have no answer at all Villa 1 West Ham 2-ok..maybe West Ham are destined for UEFA cup glory after all... Charlton 2 Birmingham 0-Bruce better pray he doesn't get sacked soon Fulham 1 Newcastle 0-rare hit in a week Liverpool 1 Spurs 0-Jol claims he's better than Rafa.he would be asked to pause for a while before continuing to blabber all these against the cham song teams Portsmouth 0 Everton 1-Gaydamak jr is no Abramovich.no amount of signings can keep Pompey in the Premiership.the real test comes when he have to go back to square 1.we'll see what's next Blackburn 0 Bolton 0-Blackburn's clamshell tactics paid off,much to the bore of all the fans Nancy 0 Lyon 2-Brazilian max and it's not so painful Auxerre 1 Lens 0-even split.didn't quite scoop anything of note Le Mans 1 Ajaccio 0-not quite a hit,yet not so much a miss Lille 3 Sochaux 0-wah hiong eh Monaco 0 Bordeaux 1-the problem is,Vieri and di Vaio are not so much a replacement for Evra and Adebayor(maybe the latter,but not the former).you don't put ppl in front and expect them to get more goals Nantes 0 Nice 0-i was thinking about a draw,but not a long drawn out drawl.yawn... Strasbourg 2 Metz 1-not safe yet,but Metz looks like they can't be saved Lecce 0 Sampdoria 3-finally,Samp wins...Treviso can start dreaming about not being last Messina 0 Palermo 0-classical Italian bore draw in the sicilian derby Valencia 2 Osasuna 0-Osasuna are also hitting a bad patch recently,so another crack at the UEFA cup seems a more attainable goal Betis 1 Atletico 0-it's safe house bets this time Saturday, January 14, 2006 Man C 3 Man U 1-unbelievably,they bombed out.and there goes all the cash.come to think about it,Chelski and all the blue colours are gloating about that ultimate blow job.Cristiano Ronaldo just about shot himself in the foot with a red card and all the rest is history can't wait for Boro to win Arsenil right now Friday, January 13, 2006 today's the friday the 13th...eels...i'm so scared!just don't gimme bad luck,esp for the 2 big fixtures Olympiacos-Panathinaikos-you want a big fat greek wedding(or a derby)?this is where it gets all so sweet.the safest bet is to put Olympiacos 1-0 Man C-Man U-Man U would easily end in the draw trap,so 1-1.or maybe 2-1 to Man U Arsenil-Boro-Boro 1-0.they should have some appetite this time Villa-West Ham-West Ham 1-0 or Villa 2-1(or 1-1) Charlton-Birmingham2-1 Fulham-Newcastle-2-2 or 1-0 to Fulham.can't see Newcastle winning this one Liverpool-Spurs-3-2 or 2-1.crouch won't score Portsmouth-Everton-newly souped up portsmouth to win 1-0 or Everton thrash 3-1 Blackburn-Bolton-deal with them a 2-1 trotter win Wigan-West Brom-2-1 or 1-0 Sunderland-Chelsea-Chelsea 3-0 or 2-0 Nancy-Lyon-2-1 to Lyon Auxerre-Lens-3-2 or Lens 2-2 Le Mans-Ajaccio-2-1 Lille-Sochaux-2-1 Monaco-Bordeaux-with Vieri on board,expect him to score in a draw Nantes-Nice-2-2 or Nice 1-0 Strasbourg-Metz-both Alsatians get relegated,so a draw seems so likely PSG-Troyes-be careful of the destroyer,maybe PSG will win 2-1 St Etienne-Toulouse-2-1 Marseille-Rennes-3-1 or Rennes 1-1 Lecce-Sampdoria-2-1 to Samp Messina-Palermo-not so simple,but Palermo would do well to win 1-0 Ascoli-Empoli-0-0 Fiorentina-Chievo-Chievo might spring a surprise here(Chievo 1-0),but better stick to Fiorentina 1-0 Inter Milan-Cagliari-2-0.Adriano will bang in both Juventus-Reggina-3-0.usual rules apply Livorno-Siena-1-1 Udinese-Treviso-Udinese will start winning by now,so 1-0.maybe Treviso didn't need to get so many new players after all since going down is a mere formality Parma-Lazio-2-1 to Lazio or 1-1 Roma-AC Milan-1-0 or AC Milan 3-1.amorous whatever the case Betis-Atletico-2-1 Valencia-Osasuna-1-0,Osasuna 2-1 or 1-1 Zaragoza-Mallorca-1-0 Deportivo-Alaves-2-0 Sociedad-Espanyol-1-1 Getafe-Celta-Celta is still ok but Getafe is long gone ago,so 1-0 or Celta 3-1 Malaga-Cadiz-1-0 Racing-Villareal-Villareal 2-1 Barcelona-Athletic-not 4-0 in the Nou Camp,but 3-0 or 2-0 sounds better Real Madrid-Sevilla-1-0,Sevilla 2-1(only if confident) or don't bet at all(this is a high risk fixture) special European Cup Rugby fixtures(still figuring out how does ppl bet in rugby matches,so the number represents how much is the margin,and the sign shows if the home team will lose) Castres-Munster -10 Sale Sharks-N-G Dragons +12 Cardiff Blues-Perpignan -5 Calvisano-Leeds Tykes -33 N-S Ospreys-Clermont-Auvergne +10 Leicester Tigers-Stade Francais +3 Ulster-Biarritz -21 Saracens-Bennetton +24 Bourgoin-Bath +7 Leinster-Glasgow Warriors +14 Toulouse-London Wasps +13 Edinburgh Gunners-Llannelli Scarlets -10 Thursday, January 12, 2006 ok...given this rate i'm going to be chased down the streets by loan sharks Bordeaux 1 Auxerre 0-off couloure Ajaccio 0 Nantes 2-excess power Metz 0 St Etienne 1-erm wrong guess Monaco 1 Strasbourg 1-another mis hit Rennes 1 Le Mans 0-just a bit of luck Sochaux 1 Nice 1-oops another mistake Lens 1 Nancy 2-imploded at sight Troyes 1 Lille 0-destroyed Lyon 2 Marseille 1-lucky again.but total goals expectations fall a bit short Toulouse 1 PSG 0-if Stade Toulousain would have been playing Stade Francais,then it's a keenly contested game.but PSG just about committed title-suicide after this crap match.boo! first time my French League predictions all went haywire..argh! Monday, January 09, 2006 blanked out during the FA cup shock 1:Man U got held 0-0 shock 2:Fulham and red hot Spurs are the first victims shock 3:who's endangered species?Boro,Wigan,Birmingham hits(exact score) in red,misses in white,partial hits(correct win/draw,wrong score) in normal colour West Brom 1 Reading 1 Brighton & Hove 0 Coventry 1 Wolves 1 Plymouth 0 Sheffield Wednesday 2 Charlton 4 Torquay 0 Birmingham 0 Man C 3 Scunthorpe 1 Newcastle 1 Mansfield 0 Luton 3 Liverpool 5 Preston 2 Crewe 1 Stoke 0 Tamworth 0 Derby 2 Burnley 1 Southampton 4 MK Dons 3 Blackburn 3 QPR 0 Arsenil 2 Cardiff 1 Stockport 2 Brentford 3 Norwich 1 West Ham 2 Ipswich 0 Portsmouth 1 Wigan 1 Leeds 1 Chelsea 2 Huddersfield 1 Cheltenham 2 Chester 1 Watford 0 Bolton 3 Nuneaton 1 Boro 1 Hull 0 Villa 1 Barnsley 1 Walsall 1 Crystal Palace 4 Northampton 1 Sheffield United 1 Colchester 2 Millwall 1 Everton 1 Fulham 1 Leyton Orient 2 Sunderland 3 Northwich 0 Leicester 3 Spurs 2 Burton 0 Man U 0 roundup-quite a bad record more:Celtic crash out of Scottish Cup and Barca increase grip Alaves 0 Zaragoza 2-sounds cool Mallorca 1 Betis 1-boo betis! Osasuna 1 Racing 1-what's the problem recently...bullshit Sevilla 3 Malaga 1-phew that's a easy job without the doc in the house Cadiz 1 Getafe 0-Getafe is going the road of Charlton Celta 1 Sociedad 0-not so much a hit,but at least it helped somehow Villareal 0 Real Madrid 0-YAWN! Atletico 0 Valencia 0-looks like Valencia are also having stomachache...*DUH!* Cagliari 2 Udinese 1-wrong side,correct score Chievo 3 Lecce 1-I'm flying Empoli 1 Messina 3-maybe i should have gone for a win,then Empoli gets relegated Lazio 4 Ascoli 1-what a win Sampdoria 0 Livorno 2-blanko Siena 0 Inter Milan 0-zzzzzzz Treviso 0 Roma 1-er hit...without Cassano AC Milan 4 Parma 3-damn heng,they nearly kena.Gilardino did score,much to the dismay of his old team Xanthi 0 AEK 0-ZZZZZZZZ...and Olympiacos just about became the sole monopoly Porto 1 Boavista 0-dragon fire is hot!so much so that they just about burnt the hawks far far away Sunday, January 08, 2006 there's so much FA Cup shit,we'll concentrate on Barca and other crap first Espanyol 1 Barca 2-as always,another win.but los Pericos did manage to scare the mighty Barca with a goal midway through Athletic 1 Deportivo 2-still on a row,now third...and it's a correct guess! Palermo 1 Juventus 2-Mutu mutes the Mafia Reggina 1 Fiorentina 1-Toni didn't score again,so it looks as if the Viola are left impotent Saturday, January 07, 2006 exclusive fixtures part 2 the Porto Derby:FC Porto vs Boavista-since both teams got into trouble fairly recently,1-1 should do well.just don't goof it if Braga(or Nacional) starts trying to step on the acclerator again Xanthi-AEK Athens:Panathinaikos would be the one in trouble if Xanthi wins.if not they would be in a lesser sort of trouble.I think they will do that with a 1-0 win Midweek French League fixtures Bordeaux-Auxerre-2-2 or Auxerre 2-1 Troyes-Lille-Lille 3-1 Ajaccio-Nantes-Nantes 2-1 Metz-St Etienne-1-1 Monaco-Strasbourg-2-1 Rennes-Le Mans-2-1 or 1-2 Sochaux-Nice-Nice 1-0 Lens-Nancy-3-1 Lyon-Marseille-might have been a great pick,so it will be a draw.1-1.if thinking of a win,then it's Lyon max total goals 5 Toulouse-PSG-PSG 3-1 or 2-1 6 Nations (rugby) fixtures 4/2:Ireland-Italy,England-Wales 5/2:Scotland-France 11/2:France-Ireland,Italy-England 12/2:Wales-Scotland 25/2:France-Italy,Scotland-England 26/2:Ireland-Wales 11/3:Wales-Italy,Ireland-Scotland 12/3:France-England 18/3:Italy-Scotland,Wales-France,England-Ireland List of exclusive fixtures slated in the following weeks(includes some very unheard of stuff from the Czech league and other funny crap) 15/1:Olympiacos-Panathinaikos(top pick) 21/1:Anderlecht-Cercle Brugge 4/2:Anderlecht-Genk 5/2:Feyenoord-Ajax 8/2:Aberdeen-Rangers 11/2:Maccabi Tel-Aviv-Maccabi Haifa,Hearts-Aberdeen 12/2:Sparta-Slovan Liberec,Rangers-Celtic(top pick 2) 19/2:Slavia-Sigma Olomouc 25/2:Austria Vienna-Sturm Graz,Grazer-Rapid Vienna,Club Brugge-Standard Liege 26/2:AZ Alkmaar-PSV 4/3:PSV-Hereenveen,Celtic-Aberdeen 12/3:Ajax-PSV 15/3:Grazer-Austria Vienna 18/3:Hearts-Rangers 19/3:AZ Alkmaar-Feyenoord ,Sparta-Teplice 25/3:Club Brugge-Anderlecht 26/3:Sigma-Slovan Liberec 1/4:Celtic-Hearts(april fools!) 2/4:Sparta-Slavia (Prague derby) 9/4:Ajax-AZ Alkmaar 12/4:PSV-Feyenoord 16/4:Hereenveen-AZ Alkmaar 22/4:Anderlecht-Standard,Club-Cercle(Brugge derby) 7/5:Sigma-Teplice still to come:MTK-Ferencvaros,Besiktas-Fenerfarce,Galatasaray-Fenerfarce,Besiktas-Galatasaray,Red Star-Partizan,Legia-Wisla,and other Central and East European fixtures Friday, January 06, 2006 there's so much FA Cup action,there's not much room to decide which ones to include,so obviously the Spanish League is more important.note that this might sound very crazy Auxerre 2 Monaco 1-this is what they can do without Benjani.if they can hold on like this they can stand a very small chance of overtaking Lyon.I kinda left this out by mistake,but since I was thinking about a draw,I think I was safe Reggina-Fiorentina-Toni would score,at last.this is just the beginning of the troubles for Reggina Palermo-Juventus-Juventus haven't won there since 197X.but I think they will do just enough to win 1-0.if not 1-1 will do Cagliari-Udinese-2-1 to Udinese Chievo-Lecce-2-0 Empoli-Messina-1-1 Lazio-Ascoli-2-1 Sampdoria-Livorno-1-1.1-0(Samp) or 3-2 to Livorno Siena-Inter Milan-Inter 3-1 Treviso-Roma-the lifeline out of the zone doesn't come so soon.but I think the Giallorossi without Cassano will struggle to win games AC Milan-Parma-2-1 or 2-0 Athletic-Deportivo-1-0 or Depor 2-1 Espanyol-Barcelona-Lotina's praise tactic would backfire...and in spectacular fashion.something like 2-0 Alaves-Zaragoza-1-1 or a decent Zaragoza win Mallorca-Betis-2-1 to Betis Osasuna-Racing-1-0.that should work Sevilla-Malaga-2-1 Cadiz-Getafe-2-1 may sound ok...but 1-1 should help Celta-Sociedad-2-1 Villareal-Real Madrid-2-1,Real Madrid 1-0 or 3-3 Atletico-Valencia-if the Rojiblanco stomach ache continues,Valencia will be the second one to make an empty trip to Madrid.if not then it's 2-1 or 1-0 to Valencia anything with Premiership Clubs West Brom-Reading(C)-Reading may spring a 1-0 surprise here.but if you want something predictable,then 2-1 Sheffield Wednesday(C)-Charlton-Charlton 2-1(alt:1-1) Torquay(L2)-Birmingham-Birmingham 3-0(alt:2-1) Man C-Scunthorpe(L1)-4-0(alt:3-0) Newcastle-Mansfield(L2)-Souness better pray he doesn't lose with such a long injury list.1-0 Luton(C)-Liverpool-1-0 or Liverpool 2-1 or 3-1 Blackburn-QPR(C)-2-0 Arsenil-Cardiff(C)-Cardiff 1-0.this is the most daring gamble to date.if they really win then Arsenil Wenger is sacked Norwich(C)-West Ham-3-1 to the Hammers Ipswich(C)-Portsmouth-3-2 or Portsmouth 1-0 Wigan-Leeds(C)-3-2,2-1 or Leeds 1-0(only if Wigan cocks out terribly) Chelsea-Huddersfield(L1)-4-0?maybe 3-0 should do Watford(C)-Bolton-2-0 to Bolton Nuneaton(CoN)-Boro-3-1 to Boro Hull(C)-Villa-2-1 or Villa 3-1 Millwall(C)-Everton-2-1 or Everton 3-2 Fulham-Leyton Orient(L2)-2-0 Sunderland-Northwich Victoria(CoN)-3-0,2-0 or Northwich 1-0(man...i'm not kidding!) Leicester(C)-Spurs-2-0 to Spurs or 3-1 Burton Albion(CN)-Man U-looks easy...but having to play beach/bog football is definitely dangerous.I won't think of any draws or Burton 1-0...so Man U should struggle but still chalk up 2-0 specials(non premiership clubs.you dun get this anywhere else) Brighton & Hove(C)-Coventry(C)-1-1 or 2-1 Preston(C)-Crewe(C)-1-1 or Crewe 1-0 Stoke(C)-Tamworth(CN)-3-0 Derby(C)-Burnley(C)-1-1 or Burnley 2-1 Southampton(C)-MK Dons(L1)-2-1 Stockport(L2)-Brentford(L1)-1-0 Brentford Cheltenham(L2)-Chester(L2)-0-0 Barnsley(L1)-Walsall(L1)-1-1 Wolves(C)-Plymouth(C)-3-2 Crystal Palace(C)-Northampton(L2)-3-0 Sheffield United(C)-Colchester(L1)-3-0 Port Vale(L1) 2 Doncaster(L1) 1-comeback win Thursday, January 05, 2006 the biggest battle of the year is a sian diao affair Arsenil 0 Man U 0-like the New Paper said,all smoke and no fire.Chelsea are all but guaranteed the championship Spurs 2 Man C 0-spurred up and perked up,they look as if they can wrench out Wigan from the last slot Strasbourg 0 Lyon 4-complete wipeout,and ideally you should consider Wiltord to be of the same calibre as Carew as well,i'd suppose Le Mans 2 Metz 0-twice the fun Lille 2 Ajaccio 0-yippee!(and a beer please) Nancy 0 Bordeaux 0-?+?`?~?*?^?$?#?@?!? (i feel dizzy from seeing blanks) Nantes 0 Rennes 2-oops got whacked Nice 2 Toulouse 1-I always hit when Stade (Toulousain) is concerned,and so to start off the Ligue with a BANG,it's a super Nice hit PSG 3 Sochaux 1-hattrick of potshots St Etienne 1 Troyes 1-half balls Marseille 1 Lens 1-all but surrendered,so why not both surrender Tuesday, January 03, 2006 these are the first few matches this new year,and here's a few small surprises West Brom 1 Villa 2-Villa should have sealed it.but no matter.still needed to run West Ham 1 Chelsea 3-a pleasant surprise for the Chelski when they got equallized Birmingham 2 Wigan 0-super fatigued latics has another losing streak on the cards Bolton 2 Liverpool 2-11 wins?that doesn't work on the trotters Everton 3 Charlton 1-If Everton can surge back from a poor mid season,this is now Fulham 2 Sunderland 1-correct hit Newcastle 2 Boro 2-they damn heng lor,or else I hit la.that Souness kaput liao Blackburn 2 Portsmouth 1-next candidate to be relegated would most probably be reunited with southampton Hearts 2 Celtic 3-game over Sunday, January 01, 2006 Oh yeah the new year would become very exciting...and to start the year off here's the derby of all england,followed by those crazy EPL fixtures and my lovely French League Arsenil-Man U-there's no objection as to what score will show up.1-0 and up to Man U.maybe a thrashing like 4-0.who says only Chelsea can do 4-0 thrashings? 04/01 Strasbourg-Lyon-no mercy where Lyon is concerned.so 2-1 seems ideal Nancy-Bordeaux-Bordeaux 1-0 Nantes-Rennes-1-0 Nice-Toulouse-2-1 PSG-Sochaux-Guy Lacombe will defeat his former team St Etienne-Troyes-2-2 or 2-1 Le Mans-Metz-1-0 to Metz Lille-Ajaccio-3-1 or 2-0 Marseille-Lens-2-2 or 1-0 EPL West Brom-Villa-1-0 or 1-1 given West Brom is ok at home West Ham-Chelsea-2-0 is the order of the day Birmingham-Wigan-Wigan 2-0 or 1-0 Bolton-Liverpool-Bolton won't get frozen out.they stand a chance of denying crouch,though.and they might just do it Everton-Charlton-1-1 Fulham-Sunderland-3-0 or 2-1.no excuses for losing Newcastle-Boro-Boro 2-1 or 1-0 to Newcastle Blackburn-Portsmouth-1-1 Man C-Spurs-2-1 Spurs.a draw seems more tempting Win dirty if you must.this is the golden rule in football today.even spending astronomical salaries on players constitutes dirty according to Ricky Caborn.only soccer manages to crumble in controversy,cockouts and champagne without ever unbalancing it. transfer news: Liverpool has agreed for a swap between Kromkamp and Josemi.kinda ideal since both have language barriers to conquer. Liverpool 1 West Brom 0-Crouch again.the Hawthorns are lucky enough to escape Man U 4 Bolton 1-the FA decided to investigate Fergie for suspected insults to Big Sam.not smiling anyway Boro 0 Man C 0-we just dozed off Portsmouth 1 Fulham 0-ooh surprise.maybe Houdini Harry will have a better 2006 Sunderland 0 Eveton 1-at least something.the Black Cats are absolute flops Wigan 0 Blackburn 3-To end 2005 with a electric shock isn't an expected thing to wait for.no lah,they noob so they have to get used to it |