We kinda owe readers a few news:

Man U 4 Wigan 0-if Wigan can lose to only the big 5 from now on,then they're in for Europe
Everton 1 West Ham 2-still needs a bit of polishing

and ever since Lille defeated Lyon,we're toast

Villa 0 Man U 2-ruud and roon blasts Villa away
Everton 0 Bolton 4-3 in the 70-80 min interval?now that's charred toast
Fulham 2 Blackburn 1-hey no,that was so controversial
Portsmouth 1 West Brom 0-it was up to an unknown soldier to show that brom is a flash in the pan
West Ham 2 Newcastle 4-owen scores a hat trick.other than that they nearly got freaked out
Wigan 3 Charlton 0-Charlton is toast,thanks to a hat trick
Man C 4 Birmingham 1-I forgot to give that,but no comments actually,because Man C is gunning for Europe again.Birmingham is in big trouble

Ajaccio 1 PSG 1-unpredictably,we ended up as toast
Bordeaux 0 Nantes 0-Bordeaux football at its most insipid
Auxerre 0 Nancy 1-blew it,their prob
Metz 1 Nice 0-not nice one
Rennes 0 St Etienne 1-Rennes on a downward spiral
Strasbourg 0 Marseille 1-poor old Alsatians might consider crossing the Rhine as Marseille overcame their away blues
Troyes 2 Sochaux 1-lucky i put the stuff in the right position

Leverkusen 0 Hanover 0-YAWN
Gladbach 4 Frankfurt 3-another freak score manisfestation.no,that's the thriller genre
Dortmund 1 Bayern 2-It's a Bayern world.seemingly gliding to the Salad Bowl
Lautern 3 Wolfsburg 2-Wolves are bad.
Stuttgart 2 Schalke 0-super humiliated
Mainz 1 Duisburg 1-finally a hit
Arminia 3 Cologne 2-Arminia are the sort who gets results at the most likely times

Lazio 1 Juventus 1-everything was safe.no,not thuram.he just got into trouble for some tactical mistake.we assure you,that there's no fascist crap last night
Treviso 2 Lecce 1-super lucky Treviso get their only second win

Athletic 2 Betis 0-Athletic are crawling out slowly from this messy shit.Betis,though are screwing up like never before
Cadiz 1 Barcelona 3-no Ronaldinho?Etoo still offers another solution.talk about being despatched back to the Segunda
Celta 0 Deportivo 3-things got screwed up for Celta,so Depor looks suitably revived