how crap can the world be?when ralf rangnick says he's leaving schalke by the end of the season,the management seems to grant his wish right away.and keane looks set to join Real Madrid after being unceremoniously ditched by Man U.results still have to be given,so we've beautiful hat-tricks on the way

Inter 3 AC Milan 2-Adriano's late goal gave me this spectacular hit =) =) =) and shev scored too =) =) jackpot! =)

Newcastle 1 Arsenil 0-Norbeto is our new hero.gone case arsenil wenger and we all hit again and again
Liverpool 2 Boro 0-no crouch heroics,but Morientes sure did whack boro out
Birmingham 1 Fulham 0-not quite a contest as the Blues claw out of danger zone 1
Blackburn 3 West Ham 2-craps
Bolton 1 Villa 1-erm no...but at least villa had some sort of improvement
Charlton 2 Sunderland 0-bye bye mick and the black cats
West Brom 2 Man C 0-the freaky thing about west brom is that they are capable to pounce unsuspected on arsenil,but they can be schizo at times.this is when they aren't so insane
Chelsea 1 Wigan 0-HIT again.Chelsea brings great fortune.
Man U 1 Everton 1-I refuse to concede that it's the end of the road for Fergie,but the thought of those NY banks owning Man U and knowing nothing about football makes all Man U fans shudder

Lille 0 Lens 0-a rare hit when it ended goalless
Marseille 1 Auxerre 0-this is madness,hit again
Nancy 1 Strasbourg 2-Strasbourg win,at long last
Sochaux 1 Metz 1-hit a hat trick
Toulouse 2 Troyes 1-erratic toulouse at their best
Le Mans 1 Bordeaux 0-the vintage is a flop
Nice 1 Ajaccio 0-half all winnings and half all scores
PSG 2 Rennes 0-double the fun
Nantes 0 Monaco 0-goalless part 1.not quite what i expected
St Etienne 0 Lyon 0-goalless part 2.uncharacteristic of the les gones to bore the viewers

Hamburg 2 Hertha Berlin 1-add one each and go smile
Duisburg 1 Arminia 1-halve the score again.
Schalke 1 Mainz 0-like how Luxemburgo got his marching orders after the game
Wolfsburg 0 Stuttgart 1-hit with Stuttgart
Frankfurt 2 Dortmund 0-oops this is a gross miss
Hanover 1 Gladbach 1-hit again
Nuremburg 1 Leverkusen 1-erm not quite
Cologne 1 Bremen 4-another freak score as the Bremen juggernaut cracks again
Bayern 2 Lautern 1-unexpectedly Lautern scored,but no bearing

Fiorentina 1 Treviso 0-Toni didn't score,much to fans' disappointment,but he sure is a great distraction as Fiore went unmarked while the Treviso defence all pounced on Toni.so toot
Siena 1 Empoli 0-oops another freak Italian show
Udinese 1 Lecce 2-appallingly Udinese are in worse trouble again
Ascoli 1 Reggina 1-it should have been an odd number.I didn't profit with an even number
Juventus 4 Cagliari 0-if 2-0 isn't enough,it should have been Del Piero 2 Cagliari 0.Trezeguet and an own goal did the trick
Livorno 2 Lazio 1-awesome.when the Italian communists(Livorno) and the Italian neo-Fascists(Lazio) meet,Di Canio gets into trouble again using a banned Nazi salute
Messina 2 Chievo 0-badly ripped off
Parma 1 Sampdoria 1-Samp had no luck,as always
Roma 1 Palermo 2-my miserable Serie A record continues(that doesn't mean the Milan giants aren't always (in)accurate)

Valencia 1 Athletic 1-deal's off.
Sociedad 1 Villareal 3-Sociedad sinks into oblivion
Atletico 1 Alaves 1-still as impotent as ever
Betis 0 Espanyol 0-YAWN
Zaragoza 1 Celta 0-ouch,got whacked in this one
Deportivo 1 Cadiz 0-hit a Spanish league game at least
Getafe 1 Racing 2-correct score,wrong team.game over Getafe
Malaga 0 Real Madrid 2-x2 and go on
Osasuna 1 Mallorca 0-still a good record,see how they last
Barcelona 2 Sevilla 1-hit again =) Barca is so reliable

Feyenoord 1 PSV 0-correct score again.wrong team again