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Saturday, December 31, 2005

Long Live Chelsea!!(the above thing isn't what a Man U fan is supposed to say.but I need them to ensure Arsenil is relegated first or rendered impotent before Man U activates their biggest plan yet.be patient guys.sometimes we need to do it dirtier than usual in order to have the same effect)

Chelsea 2 Birmingham 0-I can't believe i'm riding my luck.another hit next week and I'm going to be grinning through 2006
Villa 0 Arsenil 0-bore the Nil Gang to death...that's the best thing ever.Leave Man U to render them impotent
Charlton 2 West Ham 0-resurrected Charlton win at last
Spurs 2 Newcastle 0-Graeme's days are numbered,sadly to say

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/31/2005 11:32:00 PM

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Osmar Ferreyra returns home as he ended up a flop at Eindhoven(and Moscow),back to River Plate of course,and Chelsea goes rolling,partcularly when Liverpool turned on too late and Man u turned off too early.people got frozen out as well

Arsenil 4 Portsmouth 0-it turned out that Pompeys are just as loser as the Nil Gang
Birmingham 2 Man U 2-disappointing and boring
Fulham 3 Villa 3-all square
West Brom 2 Spurs 0-cocked out where it mattered most
West Ham 0 Wigan 2-looks the better of the lot
Everton 1 Liverpool 3-woe just keeps on coming for the toffees as they burnt out with 9 men left.and Crouch scores again,when he starts,there's no end
Man C 0 Chelsea 1-an element of luck is involved.barring that,their championship claims aren't luck based

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/29/2005 08:53:00 PM

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Baros' perfect handball and referees' kayu-ness is the main point of this issue...only Man U are spared from all those cocks

Charlton 0 Arsenil 1-shit
Chelsea 3 Fulham 2-early on it's still ok...then Mourinho can't smile,all because they conceded 2.Coleman too,because the ref loves to turn a blind eye on handballs
Spurs 2 Birmingham 0-another unfortunate performance from the Blues
Wigan 4 Man C 3-Jewell didn't give them holidays,so they have a better present than Pearce's men,who enjoy first then backfired
Liverpool 2 Newcastle 0-correct.Owen had a low key return home,but Crouch scared Souness big time
Man U 3 West Brom 0-the emancipation of Ferdinand,without any technical glitches
Boro 0 Blackburn 2-airplane crash
Portsmouth 1 West Ham 1-finally a hit.my bad christmas was compounded with this win
Sunderland 0 Bolton 0-uninspired with few chances,Bolton at their disappointing worst(not bad though.arsenil is worse)
Villa 4 Everton 0-Baros' perfectly illegal handball is so arse,the ref had better look at videos.if not for that goal,only Baros' perfectly legal goal counts.poor Everton

Celtic 2 ____ 1-Nakamura saved them before they have to concede to Hearts
Hearts 5 Falkirk 0-keep the pressure on
Rangers 3 ---- 3-if Celtic's exit at the second round is a tragedy,it's a disaster for Rangers if they didn't even make it into the UEFA cup

Feyenoord 2 AZ Alkmaar 0-'pass the baton'.you got the message.maybe Alkmaar will have bad luck next
PSV 2 ____ 0-not a vice like grip again

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/27/2005 08:36:00 PM

Friday, December 23, 2005

You want an EPL overdose??Welcome to the Dugout Times EPL predictor.but I think I'll leave you guys alone during the festive season.We accept no responsibility for any monetary or mental damage watching too much EPL(which we don't recommend you to because they don't show all 30 matches)

Charlton-Arsenil-Charlton will win this once to revive their fast fading season
Chelsea-Fulham-3-0 or 2-0.need I say more?
Spurs-Birmingham-2-1 to Spurs
Wigan-Man C-1-0?kidding.2-1?bullshit.will prefer lies though.1-1
Liverpool-Newcastle-Owen will be back to haunt his former club,but Crouch will be there to haunt Souness
Man U-West Brom-confirm win(cockout not included).account for a Brom goal and feel free to decide any bigger number for Man U
Boro-Blackburn-2-1
Portsmouth-West Ham-1-1 or hammers 2-1
Sunderland-Bolton-juicy meat not to be missed.so 2-0
Villa-Everton-Everton will do better

Arsenil-Portsmouth-Portsmouth may be saving their best for later,so 1-0 to Pompey
Birmingham-Man U-2-1 to Man U
Fulham-Villa-2-1
Man C-Chelsea-Chelsea will win 2-0 at most
Newcastle-Charlton-2-1
West Brom-Spurs-Spurs find this easy
West Ham-Wigan-2 minnows flying quite high,so Wigan might emerge victorious,or both equally victorious
Everton-Liverpool-Merseyside Derby that will end with Crouch not scoring.decide on anything but negative tactics and Everton coming from behind
Blackburn-Sunderland-2-1 or 2-0
Bolton-Boro-battle of the upstarts.Bolton should look better for this

Villa-Arsenil-1-1 or 1-0
Charlton-West Ham-1-1
Chelsea-Birmingham-3-0 or 2-0
Spurs-Newcastle-1-1,2-2 or 3-3
Liverpool-West Brom-3-1
Man U-Bolton-tricky match coming up.Bolton might win this one,but since their power is limited to home,Man u may win.either way Fergie won't be smiling
Boro-Man C-2-1
Portsmouth-Fulham-1-1
Sunderland-Everton-Everton would oblige
Wigan-Blackburn-Blackburn yoyo is snapped

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/23/2005 08:27:00 PM

Thursday, December 22, 2005

simply put,Mr Lopez Caro is not up to the job.don't be suprised if he got sacked right away.Brave Doncaster soould have been the one facing Wigan,but Arsenil Wenger just showed that he's near to being sacked

Fiorentina 1 Palermo 0-Toni is still unlucky.
Ascoli 1 Treviso 0-Treviso is slightly better than Sunderland
Inter Milan 4 Empoli 1-Adriano had a scare,but it's still Cruz rampaging
Juventus 2 Siena 0-still on
Lecce 0 Lazio 0-nope,they're just floating
Livorno 0 AC Milan 3-wrecked and done for
Messina 1 Reggina 1-still reasonable
Parma 1 Cagliari 0-kinda unexpected
Roma 4 Chievo 0-demolition man
Udinese 2 Sampdoria 0-at last there's a better christmas

Betis 3 Alaves 0-no trouble.now Alaves are in the same kind of shit as Betis
Zaragoza 3 Athletic 2-We would wonder if Athletic are going to be relegated
Deportivo 1 Espanyol 2-same score,reverse teams
Sociedad 2 Cadiz 0-not so foolhardy this time
Valencia 3 Mallorca 0-at a price:Ayala is out
Getafe 1 Sevilla 0-redeemed
Malaga 0 Villareal 0-sian jit pua
Real Madrid 1 Racing 2-Caro is going to be sacked after this game.that's what I think
Osasuna 2 Atletico 1-home record intact

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/22/2005 03:05:00 PM

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

more updates:Di Canio was banned 1 game because of the Fascist salute against Livorno last week.small fry when you think of the holocaust.and poor Toni better find his lucky horn soon before all the goals dry up

but just this news is quite dry if there isn't any score given for matches,Saha scores (finally!) for Man U in the League Cup match against Birmingham last week,but the real star tonight belongs to Barcelona.2-0 against Celta Vigo and Santa in the form of Etoo ensured that everyone who followed the 2-0 advice gets a fat pay cheque for christmas

(disclaimer:such fat cheques are rare.please play responsibly where putting money is concerned.It is impossible to bet on all matches I've predicted)

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/21/2005 09:14:00 AM

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

We can be enjoying our holidaes,but unfortunately there's more midweek Italian and Spanish action and the dreaded Christmas Day English stuff.you might have to read between the lines while having your christmas feast or doing your last minute christmas shopping,but I think Santa will be kind enough to bless all punters with as many hits as possible

Ascoli-Treviso-Maybe Treviso will have a winning streak at last.no...1-1 will do
Fiorentina-Palermo-since they lost to Juventus,they love to draw.Toni should be able to check that trend,so 2-1
Inter Milan-Empoli-Inter on a rampage and unstoppable.3-0 is exaggerated,so feel free to decide on a lower scoreline
Juventus-Siena-no hope for Siena.2 goals and up for the Bianconeri
Lecce-Lazio-Lecce would be stuck at the bottom even if Treviso loses
Livorno-Milan-we're quite amazed at Livorno's ability to win at home.if that's so,2-2 or 2-1 to Milan
Messina-Reggina-0-0
Parma-Cagliari-1-1 or 0-0
Roma-Chievo-Donkey surprise.
Udinese-Sampdoria-This is as bleak as it gets for the zebras,and it isn't Inter yet

Barcelona-Celta-Celta might fight,but they can't quite avoid a 2-0,let alone a 1-0
Betis-Alaves-1-1.Betis are looking increasingly in trouble
Zaragoza-Athletic-Athletic is quite bad away,so if Zaragoza don't win,they'd be lucky enough for a point
Deportivo-Espanyol-3-1 or 2-1
Sociedad-Cadiz-1-1.they won't be allowed to be so foolhardy wasting a 2 goal lead anyhow
Real Madrid-Racing-Caro had better win this weakling,and they should do it with style,for just that very once
Valencia-Mallorca-2-0.don't think Vicente blundered last week(according to the highlights show last night,he just fluffed a chance at goal)
Getafe-Sevilla-2-1 if they don't want a same fate like Charlton.if not,maybe 1-1 or Sevilla 3-2 will do
Malaga-Villareal-Villareal 3-1 or 2-1
Osasuna-Atletico-back at the den it's a goner's world.1-0 or 2-0

shocking amounts of EPL coming up within the christmas season

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/20/2005 09:51:00 AM

Monday, December 19, 2005

what a letdown:Sao Paulo 1 Liverpool 0-I was nearly tempted to put a Liverpool win,like most people do.ouch

dramatic:Boro 3 Spurs 3-another case of chasing all over

more drama:Arsenil 0 Chelsea 2-on the field it's all rosy,but off the field,Mourinho my idol starts accusing Arsenil again.Mr Hill-Wood should consider sacking Arsenil Wenger with immediate effect

More action

Real Madrid 1 Osasuna 1-erm,this is the leeway Barca finally hoped for
Sevilla 3 Sociedad 2-back on form
Mallorca 2 Atletico 2-so impotent as ever
Racing 1 Malaga 1-hit 1 for the day
Alaves 0 Valencia 1-Alaves are about to be erased as well
Espanyol 2 Zaragoza 2-draw kings draw again
Villareal 2 Getafe 1-another hit.Getafe looks very dead,not like Wigan

Siena 2 Parma 2-x2 trouble
Cagliari 2 Ascoli 1-crappo.
Chievo 2 Udinese 0-donkey!
Empoli 1 Fiorentina 1-awful Viola waiting for christmas
Palermo 0 Livorno 2-with none of the same form that characterised last year,they fell yet again
Sampdoria 1 Roma 1-win again

AC Milan 4 Messina 0-like brother,like son.blazt until sian
Reggina 0 Inter Milan 4-Adriano enjoy so much,all go siao

Hamburg 1 Werder Bremen 1-they just about did some friendly fire thingy that allowed Bayern the head space
Hertha Berlin 1 Nuremburg 1-erm no...another draw?

Lens 2 Le Mans 0-HIT again
Monaco 1 Toulouse 0-half the share for this round

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/19/2005 11:03:00 AM

Sunday, December 18, 2005

We kinda owe readers a few news:

Man U 4 Wigan 0-if Wigan can lose to only the big 5 from now on,then they're in for Europe
Everton 1 West Ham 2-still needs a bit of polishing

and ever since Lille defeated Lyon,we're toast

Villa 0 Man U 2-ruud and roon blasts Villa away
Everton 0 Bolton 4-3 in the 70-80 min interval?now that's charred toast
Fulham 2 Blackburn 1-hey no,that was so controversial
Portsmouth 1 West Brom 0-it was up to an unknown soldier to show that brom is a flash in the pan
West Ham 2 Newcastle 4-owen scores a hat trick.other than that they nearly got freaked out
Wigan 3 Charlton 0-Charlton is toast,thanks to a hat trick
Man C 4 Birmingham 1-I forgot to give that,but no comments actually,because Man C is gunning for Europe again.Birmingham is in big trouble

Ajaccio 1 PSG 1-unpredictably,we ended up as toast
Bordeaux 0 Nantes 0-Bordeaux football at its most insipid
Auxerre 0 Nancy 1-blew it,their prob
Metz 1 Nice 0-not nice one
Rennes 0 St Etienne 1-Rennes on a downward spiral
Strasbourg 0 Marseille 1-poor old Alsatians might consider crossing the Rhine as Marseille overcame their away blues
Troyes 2 Sochaux 1-lucky i put the stuff in the right position

Leverkusen 0 Hanover 0-YAWN
Gladbach 4 Frankfurt 3-another freak score manisfestation.no,that's the thriller genre
Dortmund 1 Bayern 2-It's a Bayern world.seemingly gliding to the Salad Bowl
Lautern 3 Wolfsburg 2-Wolves are bad.
Stuttgart 2 Schalke 0-super humiliated
Mainz 1 Duisburg 1-finally a hit
Arminia 3 Cologne 2-Arminia are the sort who gets results at the most likely times

Lazio 1 Juventus 1-everything was safe.no,not thuram.he just got into trouble for some tactical mistake.we assure you,that there's no fascist crap last night
Treviso 2 Lecce 1-super lucky Treviso get their only second win

Athletic 2 Betis 0-Athletic are crawling out slowly from this messy shit.Betis,though are screwing up like never before
Cadiz 1 Barcelona 3-no Ronaldinho?Etoo still offers another solution.talk about being despatched back to the Segunda
Celta 0 Deportivo 3-things got screwed up for Celta,so Depor looks suitably revived

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/18/2005 04:14:00 PM

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Lyon 1 Lille 3-I couldn't believe it.it's finally game over.it seems like the Poohs(sic) are scoring a comprehensive win this time

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/17/2005 02:45:00 PM

Friday, December 16, 2005

UEFA just finished drawing the matchups for the Champs League and UEFA Cup.unfortunately though,old habits die very very hard indeed

Chelsea-Barcelona(not again!)
Real Madrid-Arsenil(thrash them 5-0 can?)
Bremen-Juventus(another 10-2?I think not)
Bayern-AC Milan(clash of the titans)
PSV-Lyon(revenge game.PSV don't look as if they can cut it)
Ajax-Inter Milan(Ajax just got concussed)
Benfica-Liverpool(omg!)
Rangers-Villareal(this ensures at least underdog participation in the next round(s))

(Hertha Berlin-Rapid Bucharest) vs (Thun-Hamburg)
(Basel-Monaco) vs (Litex Lovech-Strasbourg)
(Stuttgart-Boro) vs (Club Brugge-Roma)
(Hereenveen-Steaua) vs (Betis-AZ Alkmaar)
(Slavia Prague-Palermo) vs (Schalke-Espanyol)
(Bolton-Marseille) vs (Rosenborg-Zenit SP)
(Udinese-Lens) vs (Artmedia-Levski Sofia)
(Lille-Shakhtar) vs (Loko Moscow-Sevilla)

had you all forgot about the last few teams who made it to the UEFA Cup draw,this is what happened just before the draw

Monaco 2 CSKA Sofia 1-unexpected late goal spoilt my plan
Hamburg 2 Slavia Prague 0-so far this is a nice jarolim family reunion(dad and brothers) as both end up in the next round

Espanyol 1 Maccabi PT 0-almost perfect.made to work hard for that
Palermo 3 Brondby 0-what a way to blast in

Hertha 0 Steaua 0-idiots.had they looked at the poor fans yawning,they should have felt bad
Lens 2 Samp 1-last minute goal to heaven

Boro 2 Litex Lovech 0-double take at the last minute
AZ Alkmaar 1 Grasshoppers 0-swatted the grasshoppers out

putting that aside,let's get on to the main action this week.and hope to hit as many French and German games before they close up for the winter

Lyon-Lille-last minute punter.my cousin predicts a Lyon 3-1.but i think 1-0 looks more attractive.draw also recommended,when it will be 1-1

Arsenil-Chelsea-Fergie says he's 'supporting' Arsenil.no way.1-1 will do,or Chelsea 1-0(since a 5-0 thrashing isn't possible).never will Arsenil win!

Real Madrid-Osasuna-there is still a way out for both teams.looks like Osasuna will scramble to the exit first

Villa-Man U-Man U will win it for sure
Everton-Bolton-Go with a away win.by no means will there be more than 3 goals
Fulham-Blackburn-1-1 given i'm not a fan of either of them
Portsmouth-West Brom-Brom will really win it this time round
West Ham-Newcastle-not so much a matter of getting hammered,but Newcastle should do well enough to win
Wigan-Charlton-since the Big 5 is over,with 5 straight defeats,the Latics will win this one 1-0

Boro-Spurs-Spurs look better.2-1

Ajaccio-PSG-PSG no brainer at 2-0
Bordeaux-Nantes-1-1 or 2-1
Auxerre-Nancy-2-1 or thereabouts
Metz-Nice-Nice-ly laid out:2,-1.5,3
Rennes-St Etienne-provided no untoward stuff happens,1-1
Strasbourg-Marseille-Marseille is a different proposition away from home.if 1-0 to Strasbourg is too risky,1-1 would do
Troyes-Sochaux-1-1 or 2-1

Monaco-Toulouse-2-1 or 2-0
Lens-Le Mans-2-0

Leverkusen-Hanover-1-1 or 1-0
Gladbach-Frankfurt-2-1.finally start to win
Dortmund-Bayern-another big clash.Bayern looks so unstoppable,i don't need to persuade punters to risk their money in the 1/2 goals segment
Lautern-Wolfsburg-2-1 Wolves
Stuttgart-Schalke-1-1 or 1-0 to Schalke
Mainz-Duisburg-1-1
Arminia-Cologne-1-1

Hertha Berlin-Nuremburg-2-1 or something
Bremen-Hamburg-okok,since there's no van der Vaart i'm not asking too much.2-1 to whoever who scores last.Bremen will be the lucky ones

Treviso-Lecce-a perfect chance for Lecce to start winning.1-0 to them
Lazio-Juventus-so tricky,even Thuram had to warn against the occurence of more Fascist salutes.they won't be able to use them,because the Bianconeri will win 2-1

Empoli-Fiorentina-Toni might start scoring again.trouble for their Tuscan rivals
Siena-Parma-1-1
Cagliari-Ascoli-1-1 or 0-0
Chievo-Udinese-Chievo would ver likely spring another donkey pack on the hapless zebras
Milan-Messina-not 3 in a row.so 1-0 will do
Palermo-Livorno-tough to call,but Livorno might just about score the odd goal
Reggina-Inter Milan-Jingle bells,jingle bells,jingle all the way.oh what fun is to see,adriano on a goal spree.Adriano would make it 2-1(does not include own goals)
Sampdoria-Roma-Samp looks out of sorts,and so the Romans might just win.no wait,a draw seems better

Celta-Deportivo-the northwest derby and Celta and Deportivo are back at their bests.3-2 to the lucky person again.Depor looks better to win this lucky draw
Athletic-Betis-2 venerable names on the verge of being relegated next year.Betis has less reputation but more chance to stay on the top.Athletic might consider changing their Basques-only policy from now on
Cadiz-Barcelona-3-0 to Barca.Cadiz won't be so lucky like Treviso

Villareal-Getafe-Getafe looks dead now.2-1
Sevilla-Sociedad-1-0
Espanyol-Zaragoza-2-1
Alaves-Valencia-Valencia 2-0 or 3-2
Racing-Malaga-1-1
Mallorca-Atletico-2-1 to Atletico

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/16/2005 08:26:00 PM

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Keane is confirm join celtic one,so we'll fire you with the UEFA Cup results,which sees defending champions CSKA Moscow dumped out-without kicking a ball

Roma 3 Basel 1-something to cheer for the Giallorossi
Strasbourg 2 Red Star Belgrade 2-the last minute goal packed the Red Star out.quite a correct guess

Marseille 2 Dickshit Bucharest 1-the game was up by the start of the game
Hereenveen 2 Levski Sofia 1-quite bad away,so they allowed Hereenveen to whack in a last minute goal to deny CSKA

Stuttgart 2 Rapid Bucharest 1-erm ya it is a partial hit
PAOK Salonica 5 Rennes 1-a catastrophic end for the French

Bolton 1 Sevilla 1-lacklustre but enough
Guimaraes 1 Besiktas 3-useless win

Al Ittihad 2 Sao Paulo 3-the World Club Championship risks going back into the same old format where the European Champs pit against the South Americans,and the rest end up with a supporting role

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/15/2005 09:26:00 PM

Monday, December 12, 2005

Al Ittihad 1 Al Ahly 0-i was particularly regrettful if i put Al Ahly.but i'm spared,Arabian style
Sydney FC 0 Saprissa 1-Liverpool up next for the Costa Ricans

last round of the UEFA Cup comes early as i've got something on tomorrow.let's go boys

Roma-Basel-Roma 1-0 or something
Strasbourg-Red Star Belgrade-Red Star won't squeeze in

Marseille-Dickshit Bucharest-Marseille 1-0 and i'm satisfied
Hereenveen-Levski Sofia-Levski win and that's it

Stuttgart-Rapid Bucharest-Rapid again?1-0 stuttgart or a draw
PAOK-Rennes-draw will do for 2 eliminated sides

Bolton-Sevilla-Bolton 1-0.they're capable of that
Guimaraes-Besiktas-1-1

Hamburg-Slavia-2-1 even without van der Vaart
Monaco-CSKA Sofia-Monaco 2-0

Palermo-Brondby-1-0 or so.don't draw
Espanyol-Maccabi PT-2-0 or 2-1.no reason to draw

Lens-Sampdoria-1-1 or Lens 2-1
Hertha Berlin-Steaua Bucharest-Steaua 1-0.i'm not so confident this time

Boro-Litex Lovech-Boro 1-0
AZ Alkmaar-Grasshoppers-2-1 should help alot

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/12/2005 09:55:00 PM

how crap can the world be?when ralf rangnick says he's leaving schalke by the end of the season,the management seems to grant his wish right away.and keane looks set to join Real Madrid after being unceremoniously ditched by Man U.results still have to be given,so we've beautiful hat-tricks on the way

Inter 3 AC Milan 2-Adriano's late goal gave me this spectacular hit =) =) =) and shev scored too =) =) jackpot! =)

Newcastle 1 Arsenil 0-Norbeto is our new hero.gone case arsenil wenger and we all hit again and again
Liverpool 2 Boro 0-no crouch heroics,but Morientes sure did whack boro out
Birmingham 1 Fulham 0-not quite a contest as the Blues claw out of danger zone 1
Blackburn 3 West Ham 2-craps
Bolton 1 Villa 1-erm no...but at least villa had some sort of improvement
Charlton 2 Sunderland 0-bye bye mick and the black cats
West Brom 2 Man C 0-the freaky thing about west brom is that they are capable to pounce unsuspected on arsenil,but they can be schizo at times.this is when they aren't so insane
Chelsea 1 Wigan 0-HIT again.Chelsea brings great fortune.
Man U 1 Everton 1-I refuse to concede that it's the end of the road for Fergie,but the thought of those NY banks owning Man U and knowing nothing about football makes all Man U fans shudder

Lille 0 Lens 0-a rare hit when it ended goalless
Marseille 1 Auxerre 0-this is madness,hit again
Nancy 1 Strasbourg 2-Strasbourg win,at long last
Sochaux 1 Metz 1-hit a hat trick
Toulouse 2 Troyes 1-erratic toulouse at their best
Le Mans 1 Bordeaux 0-the vintage is a flop
Nice 1 Ajaccio 0-half all winnings and half all scores
PSG 2 Rennes 0-double the fun
Nantes 0 Monaco 0-goalless part 1.not quite what i expected
St Etienne 0 Lyon 0-goalless part 2.uncharacteristic of the les gones to bore the viewers

Hamburg 2 Hertha Berlin 1-add one each and go smile
Duisburg 1 Arminia 1-halve the score again.
Schalke 1 Mainz 0-like how Luxemburgo got his marching orders after the game
Wolfsburg 0 Stuttgart 1-hit with Stuttgart
Frankfurt 2 Dortmund 0-oops this is a gross miss
Hanover 1 Gladbach 1-hit again
Nuremburg 1 Leverkusen 1-erm not quite
Cologne 1 Bremen 4-another freak score as the Bremen juggernaut cracks again
Bayern 2 Lautern 1-unexpectedly Lautern scored,but no bearing

Fiorentina 1 Treviso 0-Toni didn't score,much to fans' disappointment,but he sure is a great distraction as Fiore went unmarked while the Treviso defence all pounced on Toni.so toot
Siena 1 Empoli 0-oops another freak Italian show
Udinese 1 Lecce 2-appallingly Udinese are in worse trouble again
Ascoli 1 Reggina 1-it should have been an odd number.I didn't profit with an even number
Juventus 4 Cagliari 0-if 2-0 isn't enough,it should have been Del Piero 2 Cagliari 0.Trezeguet and an own goal did the trick
Livorno 2 Lazio 1-awesome.when the Italian communists(Livorno) and the Italian neo-Fascists(Lazio) meet,Di Canio gets into trouble again using a banned Nazi salute
Messina 2 Chievo 0-badly ripped off
Parma 1 Sampdoria 1-Samp had no luck,as always
Roma 1 Palermo 2-my miserable Serie A record continues(that doesn't mean the Milan giants aren't always (in)accurate)

Valencia 1 Athletic 1-deal's off.
Sociedad 1 Villareal 3-Sociedad sinks into oblivion
Atletico 1 Alaves 1-still as impotent as ever
Betis 0 Espanyol 0-YAWN
Zaragoza 1 Celta 0-ouch,got whacked in this one
Deportivo 1 Cadiz 0-hit a Spanish league game at least
Getafe 1 Racing 2-correct score,wrong team.game over Getafe
Malaga 0 Real Madrid 2-x2 and go on
Osasuna 1 Mallorca 0-still a good record,see how they last
Barcelona 2 Sevilla 1-hit again =) Barca is so reliable

Feyenoord 1 PSV 0-correct score again.wrong team again

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/12/2005 08:25:00 PM

Saturday, December 10, 2005

World Cup draw

A:Germany,Costa Rica,Poland,Ecuador
B:England,Paraguay,Trindad,Sweden
C:Argentina,Ivory Coast,Serbia,Netherlands
D:Mexico,Iran,Angola,Portugal
E:Italy,Ghana,USA,Czech Republic
F:Brazil,Croatia,Australia,Japan
G:France,Switzerland,Korea,Togo
H:Spain,Ukraine,Tunisia,Saudi Arabia

'safe':Germany,England,Argentina,Italy,Brazil,France,Spain
'in trouble'-Netherlands,Portugal,USA,Czech Republic,Australia,Japan,Korea,Ukraine

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/10/2005 01:34:00 PM

Friday, December 09, 2005

bombout at Leipzig as the draws for the World Cup is starting later.here are the groupings for the WC

Pot A:Germany(A1),Argentina,Mexico,England,France,Spain,Italy,Brazil(H1)
Pot B:Angola,Tunisia,Ghana,Togo,Ivory Coast,Australia,Ecuador,Paraguay
Pot C:Holland,Czech Republic,Poland,Ukraine,Croatia,Switzerland,Sweden,Portugal
Pot D:Korea,Japan,Saudi Arabia,Iran,USA,Costa Rica,Trindad
Pot X:Serbia(To avoid the occurence of 3 European teams,FIFA had put the last placed team in Europe to this pot,so that the Serbs will encounter either Argentina,Mexico or Brazil)

Everyone except Europeans will have continent protection(i.e:no meeting in the group stages),and the draw would go like this

A2-A4 till H2-H4 will be filled up with all the unseeded teams,and then the serbs will be drawn with the 3 south american seeds(wanna watch Serbia vs Brazil?)

will update you guys with the draw results asap,but you will have to wait for the champs league draw

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/09/2005 09:12:00 PM

Thursday, December 08, 2005

this week...the Milan derby promises more excitement than ever before,both being on form

Inter Milan-AC Milan-both teams are so much in form now.so Adriano and Shev will score one each and then it will end there or maybe AC 2-1 or Inter 3-2.see who scores last

Liverpool-Boro-Liverpool 1-0 or Boro 2-1.Crouch won't be so lucky this time
Birmingham-Fulham-1-1 at most
Blackburn-West Ham-2-1 to West Ham
Bolton-Villa-2-0
Charlton-Sunderland-need I say more?(this is inferred)
Chelsea-Wigan-just as you think a hat trick of defeats isn't enough,it definitely kills.1-0 for the Chelski
West Brom-Man City-1-1
Newcastle-Arsenil-1-0 to Newcastle

Man U-Everton-to appease so many restless souls,think they will win 1-0 or 2-1
Spurs-Portsmouth-1-0.won't expect Portsmouth to win it
Man U-Wigan-5 out of 5 for the Latics.total goals will not exceed 5
Everton-West Ham-2-1 or 2-2

Lille-Lens-l' derby du nord:0-0 or 1-1
Marseille-Auxerre-1-1 or Marseille 1-0
Nancy-Strasbourg-1-1 or 1-0
Sochaux-Metz-1-1
Toulouse-Troyes-1-1 or 1-0
Le Mans-Bordeaux-2-1 to Bordeaux
Nice-Ajaccio-2-0
PSG-Rennes-1-0 or something.easy enough win

Nantes-Monaco-1-0 to Monaco or 2-2 draw
St Etienne-Lyon-Lyon 2-1.late goal

Hamburg-Hertha-1-0
Duisburg-Arminia-2-2
Schalke-Mainz-3-1
Wolfsburg-Stuttgart-5-??er 1-0 or 1-1
Frankfurt-Dortmund-2-1 to Dortmund
Hanover-Gladbach-1-1
Nuremburg-Leverkusen-2-1 to Leverkusen

Cologne-Bremen-3-1 to Bremen
Bayern-Lautern-2-0 or 3-0

Siena-Empoli-1-1 or 0-0
Fiorentina-Treviso-Toni should be resuming normal service again.and again that just spells trouble for Treviso

Udinese-Lecce-1-0 if they were not so appalling this weekend
Juventus-Cagliari-2-0 should do the trick
Livorno-Lazio-1-1 or 3-2
Ascoli-Reggina-0-0 or 2-2
Messina-Chievo-2-1 to Chievo
Parma-Sampdoria-Samp 2-1
Roma-Palermo-1-1 may work.or go for Roma 1-0

Valencia-Athletic-2-1
Sociedad-Villareal-1-1

Getafe-Racing-2-1 or 3-3
Betis-Espanyol-1-0.should start winning at last
Zaragoza-Celta-Celta unstoppable at 2-1
Deportivo-Cadiz-1-0 to Depor
Atletico-Alaves-2-1...can they don't look so impotent?
Osasuna-Mallorca-2-1.dead meat for Mallorca
Malaga-Real Madrid-1-0 to Real
Barcelona-Sevilla-2-1 or 3-1

Genk-Club Brugge-Club 1-0 should work
(rescheduled)Standard-Anderlecht-ignore the options in my last post.I'll simply predict a Standard 1-0

Feyenoord-PSV-2-1 or 1-0 to PSV.score first and win(the 1-0 part is kinda redundant)

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/08/2005 08:29:00 PM

we have never seen such widespread devastation before...not in our lives

Club Brugge 1 Bayern 1-this game had no outcome at all,save for the fact that Guerrero managed to get his goal in after the ref whistled
Rapid 1 Juventus 3-there goes the Viennese

Arsenil 0 Ajax 0
Sparta 0 Thun 0

what can I say?zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bremen 5 Panathinaikos 1-blazt till you get your kick,then happily pop the champagne next
Udinese 0 Barcelona 2-they left it late,but good enough for Bremen anyway.and good for me too,becuase it's a clean hit

Villareal 1 Lille 0-might as well be clear and say a win.hit it actually
Benfica 2 Man U 1-to hell with any excuse.i wonder what was the inside of the ball filled with.sand,air or gold it doesn't matter because ghosts can't even kick a ball

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/08/2005 08:22:00 PM

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

we have decided who goes to the next round and who's going to be demoted and killed off altogether

AC Milan 3 Schalke 2-Kaka's stunning performance erased the Royal Blues.a twist though:the visitors are lucky
PSV 2 Fenerfarce 0-hit again.wish I've such a workrate everyday

Olympiacos 2 Real Madrid 1-not the best of inductions for Caro.in fact,he must have trusted his reserve team too much.the only player with scarcely a galatico quality is Robinho.to rub it in,Rivaldo scored against 'that old enemy' even if the Greeks are dumped out in the process
Lyon 2 Rosenborg 1-I particularly regret saying that I shouldn't risk 2-1.

Chelsea 0 Liverpool 0-what a letdown on the clash.
Betis 0 Anderlecht 1-finally they won.not that the record is so unglam,but they should have been starting to win soon earlier

Rangers 1 Inter 1-hic.think it's a trap.whatever the case it's both of them through to the next round
Artmedia 0 Porto 0-mudpie never tastes better in Bratislava,not when the situation at Bratislava is...literally muddy.it would have tasted good for Artmedia,though

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/07/2005 08:41:00 PM

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

oh yes...there will be blood this champs league matchday

Milan-Schalke-if Milan wins 1-0 or a low scoring draw they are through.this should be easy to pull out(barring some cocky crap that makes Schalke look like Chievo)
PSV-Fenerfarce-die for Fener,and we're talking in the region of 2 goals and above

Olympiacos-Real Madrid-I might think 1-0 in Athens is acceptable.maybe not,so 1-1 or Real Madrid in a high scoring win(without Luxemburgo of course)
Lyon-Rosenborg-3-0?drop the idea man.2-1?nah too risky.so 2-0 should do fine.and yeas Carew should be scoring again

Chelsea-Liverpool-all england clash?Chelsea 1-0 seems the best pick of all
Betis-Anderlecht-Oliveira won't figure much even if he isn't injured.i think Anderlecht will score even if they go to their 12th defeat

Rangers-Inter Milan-i was talking to my cousin juz now about what are the total goals for this match,then grandpa asks me to take 3 apples.got inspired by that,so it's a 2-1 Inter win(the above situation is not bullshit)
Artmedia-Porto-i'm taking a massive gamble for this.Artmedia 1-0 and they need Inter to decide what happens next.would be a great achievement for Slovak sport if they get in

Club Brugge-Bayern-1-0 again.I won't be 'coerced' to betting Club 1-0,though
Rapid Vienna-Juventus-Juve 1-0.I'm an Austria Vienna fan by the way...so don't ask me what I want next

Arsenil-Ajax-Artmedia looks like a less reckless option.hope Ajax will rub it in by winning 1-0
Sparta Prague-Thun-1-1 will help.Thun will be gone if they lose,but frankly speaking,Sparta will find themselves in trouble whatever the result

Bremen-Panathinaikos-Pana is not so good away,so a draw will retain the status quo
Udinese-Barcelona-take them on and clean out the piggy bank by putting Barca 2-0

Benfica-Man Utd-George Best will be remembered always.Rooney will not be the new Best,franky,but he will still lead the Red Devils to victory
Villareal-Lille-Villareal might draw this one,if not,then a win could do

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/06/2005 08:42:00 PM

Monday, December 05, 2005

Luxemburgo is sacked by Real Madrid even after winning 1-0 against Getafe.had life been much worse,it would have been fitting to have a testimonial for the coach complete with booing fans.here's the results mate

Charlton 2 Man City 5-unbelievable for the addicks,it degenerated so fast

Rennes 1 Nice 0-ok...the Bretons are blowing hot and cold at the moment
Nancy 1 Marseille 1-nicely fit in
Lens 2 St Etienne 1-not so much a hit,but at least it helped

Mainz 5 Wolfsburg 1-another freak Bundesliga score(FYI it's the second time the wolves are victims of such freak scores2 games ended up 11-2)
(Lautern-Duisburg,Leverkusen-Berlin are all called off,yet again)

Fiorentina 1 Juventus 2-they neutered Toni but still needed a goal 2 mins from time to win,but at least I was correct when Juventus scored first.now runaway leaders
Lazio 3 Siena 2-the plus point of such a match is that you can bet on Lazio climbing up the top soon
Palermo 2 Cagliari 2-oops they are in a draw all the time predicament
Reggina 2 Parma 1-same old Italian haywire
Sampdoria 2 Empoli 0-better than expected
Treviso 0 Messina 0-YAWN
Udinese 0 Livorno 2-ouch.
Lecce 2 Roma 2-erm no way

Cadiz 1 Zaragoza 2-oh quite a well hit attempt
Espanyol 1 Valencia 3-somehow Valencia are back at their best again
Alaves 0 Mallorca 3-shocker 1
Racing 2 Sociedad 2-x2 to all score,halve all winning
Malaga 1 Osasuna 2-we in for it this time
Villareal 0 Barcelona 2-not so easy to crack but still do-able by etoo and co
Sevilla 0 Deportivo 2-oops that's out of the range

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/05/2005 02:24:00 PM

Sunday, December 04, 2005

long live bolton and Best

Liverpool 3 Wigan 0-Crouch finally scores and hence the Latics realised that it's really the end of the road
Newcastle 1 Villa 1-had Villa not missed the penalty it would have been dead meat for Souness
Spurs 3 Sunderland 2-still no respite for the bottom dwellers.Spurs mean while push up the top
West Brom 0 Fulham 0-surviving indecently in the premiership without skill
Blackburn 0 Everton 2-toffees getting sweeter...
Bolton 2 Arsenil 0-yay!we love Bolton alot,and Stelios too.Cygan as well.thanks for the gift
Chelsea 1 Bolton 0-hit,hit and still hit.why I always hit with Chelsea?just plain luck
Man U 3 Portsmouth 0-George Best was buried yesterday at Belfast and what a fitting way to pay tribute to one of the greatest footballers of all time.Rooney and Rooy Rox

Lyon 2 PSG 0-the relative ease at how PSG got disposed with means that Lyon may fancy being unbeaten at the end
Metz 2 Toulouse 2-draw again.that's double the goals and half the winnings
Monaco 2 Le Mans 0-clean cut hit
Strasbourg 0 Sochaux 0-i don't know what's the problem with Strasbourg recently,so good in the UEFA Cup yet so crappy at home
Ajaccio 0 Troyes 1-Des-troyer
Auxerre 4 Nantes 0-the ease of how the Canaris got blew over is small fry compared to how the Auxerrois huff and puff but never managed to cut the deficit to less than 12 points
Bordeaux 1 Lille 0-off flavour

Bayern 0 Stuttgart 0-banging your head on a brick wall is that painful
Hamburg 3 Cologne 1-game on as the hamburgers start chasing bayern
Gladbach 0 Nuremburg 1-Gladbach has been quite inconsistent of late
Dortmund 0 Hanover 2-ouch,what an extreme mishit
Bielefeld 0 Schalke 1-start feeling the pinch
Bremen 2 Duisburg 0-cut the crap.bremen are dead serious too

Chievo 2 Milan 1-it's awful when you get a mirror image of your exact score,and Milan were made to look like donkeys
Inter 1 Ascoli 0-HIT again

Athletic 1 Atletico 1-it looked as if Athletic's troubles were really going to stay,then a injury time goal saved them.not out of the water yet,though
Celta 2 Betis 1-hit man once again
Real Madrid 1 Getafe 0-Luxemburgo is spared for now.Getafe,though is now in some kind of Real's situation

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/04/2005 04:24:00 PM

Friday, December 02, 2005

somehow it looked as if i was ripped off today

Red Star Belgrade 3 Roma 1-had they been leading they should have held on easily.now they seem to be in some sort of trouble in the war zone
Basel 4 Tromso 3-rallying from 3-1 down means that the Norwegians are out of the tournament.quite a nice job actually

Dinamo Sux 1 CSKA Moscow 0-really this is super no brain
Levski Sofia 1 Marseille 0-both teams are in,and Levski really have an appetite for French teams.anyone who went for my second advice won nicely

Rennes 0 Shakhtar 1-it's really within my predictions,and absolutely game over
Rapid Bucuresti 1 PAOK 0-romanian cocktail perhaps?

Sevilla 3 Guimaraes 1-(whistles) and it's a hit
Besiktas 1 Zenit SP 1-it looks like bye bye Besiktas to me

no way,so it's time for this weekend's fixtures...

Liverpool-Wigan-end of the road for Wigan
Newcastle-Villa-1-0.usual service resumes
Spurs-Sunderland-2-1 or 3-1
West Brom-Fulham-1-0 to Fulham
Blackburn-Everton-I feel uneasy playing Blackburn win,so a draw would suffice
Bolton-Arsenil-1-0 to Bolton
Chelsea-Boro-Boro would limit their damage to 1-0
Man U-Portsmouth-2-1 or thereabouts

Charlton-Man C-2-1 if they don't want to have this season as a writeoff

Birmingham-West Ham-1-1

Lyon-PSG-maybe Lyon is worth playing a win.by all means put psg on the 1/2 goal ticket

Metz-Toulouse-1-1
Monaco-Le Mans-2-0 or 2-1 if all things go well
Strasbourg-Sochaux-1-0 at long last
Ajaccio-Troyes-1-1
Auxerre-Nantes-2-2 or 2-1
Bordeaux-Lille-Lille should be using their reserves to snatch their late goal

Rennes-Nice-2-1 to Nice
Nancy-Marseille-Marseille's away ability looks suspect,so I would put a draw just in case Marseille did not win
Lens-St Etienne-should go like 3-1

Hamburg-Cologne-2-0
Gladbach-Nuremburg-2-2
Dortmund-Hanover-2-1
Lautern-Frankfurt-1-1
Stuttgart-Bayern-no stopping Bayern.2-1 to Bayern for such a match,or 1-0
Arminia-Schalke-Schalke should find this easy enough
Bremen-Duisburg-3-1

Mainz-Wolfsburg-1-1 or Wolfsburg 3-1
Leverkusen-Hertha Berlin-1-1 or 2-1 to Leverkusen

(rescheduled match)Duisburg-Cologne-I don't think Duisburg would be in a good shape after being whacked.so signs point to a Cologne win

Chievo-Milan-too small a surprise to jolt Milan.2-1 to the rossoneri
Inter-Ascoli-easy enough to run over,so 1-0

Fiorentina-Juventus-crowd trouble marred the 2-2 draw this morning,but I think Toni would still turn on his power to score.2-1 to anyone who scores first,or a 2-2 draw once again

Lazio-Siena-2-1 and now alive and kicking once again
Palermo-Cagliari-1-0
Reggina-Parma-1-1
Sampdoria-Empoli-2-1.please don't flop can?
Treviso-Messina-1-1 or 1-0 to Messina
Udinese-Livorno-they would most likely recover from being electrocuted by Atalanta by winning 1-0
Lecce-Roma-hopeless Lecce losing 1-0

Real Madrid-Getafe-2-1 or bust
Villareal-Barcelona-1-1 or something.I don't think Villareal will open their goals like Madrid does

Celta-Betis-with one eye on the Anderlecht match it looks as if it's a Celta win
Athletic-Atletico-1-0 to Atletico and I think Athletic's troubles won't go off any time soon

Cadiz-Zaragoza-Zaragoza should start winning again...2-1
Espanyol-Valencia-they won't have a chance to fritter away any leads because Valencia are mostly winning it this time
Alaves-Mallorca-2-1
Racing-Sociedad-1-1
Malaga-Osasuna-maybe it's time to put your suspicions off and put Osasuna win
Sevilla-Deportivo-a draw would do just fine for two quite evnly matched teams

Aberdeen-Celtic-I think Celtic should win it this time in case Hearts surge back on top

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/02/2005 01:45:00 PM

Thursday, December 01, 2005

JACKPOT.the word says it all

Slavia Prague 0 Monaco 2-absolutely no problems.just wait for the last game
CSKA Sofia 2 Viking FK 0-twice the fun

Brondby 1 Espanyol 1-alarmingly Espanyol has been frittering their leads every other game.not that i want to lament that brondby didn't hit,but espanyol can do better if they want to qualify
Maccabi PT 0 Lokomotiv Moscow 4-run all over and go to the next round

Sampdoria 0 Hertha Berlin 0-when boring teams meet,the inevitable consequence is a big fat yawn emanating from the stands.funnily i hit that fixture
Steaua Bucharest 3 Halmstads 0-the exact score which I specified in my post brings a mad jackpot that brings a wide grin to all punters,complete with wins in the 1x2,1/2 goal and total goals front.finally lady luck sided with me this time.had they did something like H-H on HT-FT,everyone will be going to Bucharest to rob the bank.hahaha

Grasshoppers 2 Dnipro 3-had the grasshoppers woke up a few mins earlier they would have gained a draw.now the Ukrainians had a fighting chance in making it to the next round.so disappointing
Litex Lovech 0 AZ Alkmaar 2-the Dutch joins the Romanians and Russians,and it looks like a stroll in the park

Jose Luis Fabiano at 12/01/2005 08:34:00 PM