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Saturday, December 31, 2005 Long Live Chelsea!!(the above thing isn't what a Man U fan is supposed to say.but I need them to ensure Arsenil is relegated first or rendered impotent before Man U activates their biggest plan yet.be patient guys.sometimes we need to do it dirtier than usual in order to have the same effect) Chelsea 2 Birmingham 0-I can't believe i'm riding my luck.another hit next week and I'm going to be grinning through 2006 Villa 0 Arsenil 0-bore the Nil Gang to death...that's the best thing ever.Leave Man U to render them impotent Charlton 2 West Ham 0-resurrected Charlton win at last Spurs 2 Newcastle 0-Graeme's days are numbered,sadly to say Thursday, December 29, 2005 Osmar Ferreyra returns home as he ended up a flop at Eindhoven(and Moscow),back to River Plate of course,and Chelsea goes rolling,partcularly when Liverpool turned on too late and Man u turned off too early.people got frozen out as well Arsenil 4 Portsmouth 0-it turned out that Pompeys are just as loser as the Nil Gang Birmingham 2 Man U 2-disappointing and boring Fulham 3 Villa 3-all square West Brom 2 Spurs 0-cocked out where it mattered most West Ham 0 Wigan 2-looks the better of the lot Everton 1 Liverpool 3-woe just keeps on coming for the toffees as they burnt out with 9 men left.and Crouch scores again,when he starts,there's no end Man C 0 Chelsea 1-an element of luck is involved.barring that,their championship claims aren't luck based Tuesday, December 27, 2005 Baros' perfect handball and referees' kayu-ness is the main point of this issue...only Man U are spared from all those cocks Charlton 0 Arsenil 1-shit Chelsea 3 Fulham 2-early on it's still ok...then Mourinho can't smile,all because they conceded 2.Coleman too,because the ref loves to turn a blind eye on handballs Spurs 2 Birmingham 0-another unfortunate performance from the Blues Wigan 4 Man C 3-Jewell didn't give them holidays,so they have a better present than Pearce's men,who enjoy first then backfired Liverpool 2 Newcastle 0-correct.Owen had a low key return home,but Crouch scared Souness big time Man U 3 West Brom 0-the emancipation of Ferdinand,without any technical glitches Boro 0 Blackburn 2-airplane crash Portsmouth 1 West Ham 1-finally a hit.my bad christmas was compounded with this win Sunderland 0 Bolton 0-uninspired with few chances,Bolton at their disappointing worst(not bad though.arsenil is worse) Villa 4 Everton 0-Baros' perfectly illegal handball is so arse,the ref had better look at videos.if not for that goal,only Baros' perfectly legal goal counts.poor Everton Celtic 2 ____ 1-Nakamura saved them before they have to concede to Hearts Hearts 5 Falkirk 0-keep the pressure on Rangers 3 ---- 3-if Celtic's exit at the second round is a tragedy,it's a disaster for Rangers if they didn't even make it into the UEFA cup Feyenoord 2 AZ Alkmaar 0-'pass the baton'.you got the message.maybe Alkmaar will have bad luck next PSV 2 ____ 0-not a vice like grip again Friday, December 23, 2005 You want an EPL overdose??Welcome to the Dugout Times EPL predictor.but I think I'll leave you guys alone during the festive season.We accept no responsibility for any monetary or mental damage watching too much EPL(which we don't recommend you to because they don't show all 30 matches) Charlton-Arsenil-Charlton will win this once to revive their fast fading season Chelsea-Fulham-3-0 or 2-0.need I say more? Spurs-Birmingham-2-1 to Spurs Wigan-Man C-1-0?kidding.2-1?bullshit.will prefer lies though.1-1 Liverpool-Newcastle-Owen will be back to haunt his former club,but Crouch will be there to haunt Souness Man U-West Brom-confirm win(cockout not included).account for a Brom goal and feel free to decide any bigger number for Man U Boro-Blackburn-2-1 Portsmouth-West Ham-1-1 or hammers 2-1 Sunderland-Bolton-juicy meat not to be missed.so 2-0 Villa-Everton-Everton will do better Arsenil-Portsmouth-Portsmouth may be saving their best for later,so 1-0 to Pompey Birmingham-Man U-2-1 to Man U Fulham-Villa-2-1 Man C-Chelsea-Chelsea will win 2-0 at most Newcastle-Charlton-2-1 West Brom-Spurs-Spurs find this easy West Ham-Wigan-2 minnows flying quite high,so Wigan might emerge victorious,or both equally victorious Everton-Liverpool-Merseyside Derby that will end with Crouch not scoring.decide on anything but negative tactics and Everton coming from behind Blackburn-Sunderland-2-1 or 2-0 Bolton-Boro-battle of the upstarts.Bolton should look better for this Villa-Arsenil-1-1 or 1-0 Charlton-West Ham-1-1 Chelsea-Birmingham-3-0 or 2-0 Spurs-Newcastle-1-1,2-2 or 3-3 Liverpool-West Brom-3-1 Man U-Bolton-tricky match coming up.Bolton might win this one,but since their power is limited to home,Man u may win.either way Fergie won't be smiling Boro-Man C-2-1 Portsmouth-Fulham-1-1 Sunderland-Everton-Everton would oblige Wigan-Blackburn-Blackburn yoyo is snapped Thursday, December 22, 2005 simply put,Mr Lopez Caro is not up to the job.don't be suprised if he got sacked right away.Brave Doncaster soould have been the one facing Wigan,but Arsenil Wenger just showed that he's near to being sacked Fiorentina 1 Palermo 0-Toni is still unlucky. Ascoli 1 Treviso 0-Treviso is slightly better than Sunderland Inter Milan 4 Empoli 1-Adriano had a scare,but it's still Cruz rampaging Juventus 2 Siena 0-still on Lecce 0 Lazio 0-nope,they're just floating Livorno 0 AC Milan 3-wrecked and done for Messina 1 Reggina 1-still reasonable Parma 1 Cagliari 0-kinda unexpected Roma 4 Chievo 0-demolition man Udinese 2 Sampdoria 0-at last there's a better christmas Betis 3 Alaves 0-no trouble.now Alaves are in the same kind of shit as Betis Zaragoza 3 Athletic 2-We would wonder if Athletic are going to be relegated Deportivo 1 Espanyol 2-same score,reverse teams Sociedad 2 Cadiz 0-not so foolhardy this time Valencia 3 Mallorca 0-at a price:Ayala is out Getafe 1 Sevilla 0-redeemed Malaga 0 Villareal 0-sian jit pua Real Madrid 1 Racing 2-Caro is going to be sacked after this game.that's what I think Osasuna 2 Atletico 1-home record intact Wednesday, December 21, 2005 more updates:Di Canio was banned 1 game because of the Fascist salute against Livorno last week.small fry when you think of the holocaust.and poor Toni better find his lucky horn soon before all the goals dry up but just this news is quite dry if there isn't any score given for matches,Saha scores (finally!) for Man U in the League Cup match against Birmingham last week,but the real star tonight belongs to Barcelona.2-0 against Celta Vigo and Santa in the form of Etoo ensured that everyone who followed the 2-0 advice gets a fat pay cheque for christmas (disclaimer:such fat cheques are rare.please play responsibly where putting money is concerned.It is impossible to bet on all matches I've predicted) Tuesday, December 20, 2005 We can be enjoying our holidaes,but unfortunately there's more midweek Italian and Spanish action and the dreaded Christmas Day English stuff.you might have to read between the lines while having your christmas feast or doing your last minute christmas shopping,but I think Santa will be kind enough to bless all punters with as many hits as possible Ascoli-Treviso-Maybe Treviso will have a winning streak at last.no...1-1 will do Fiorentina-Palermo-since they lost to Juventus,they love to draw.Toni should be able to check that trend,so 2-1 Inter Milan-Empoli-Inter on a rampage and unstoppable.3-0 is exaggerated,so feel free to decide on a lower scoreline Juventus-Siena-no hope for Siena.2 goals and up for the Bianconeri Lecce-Lazio-Lecce would be stuck at the bottom even if Treviso loses Livorno-Milan-we're quite amazed at Livorno's ability to win at home.if that's so,2-2 or 2-1 to Milan Messina-Reggina-0-0 Parma-Cagliari-1-1 or 0-0 Roma-Chievo-Donkey surprise. Udinese-Sampdoria-This is as bleak as it gets for the zebras,and it isn't Inter yet Barcelona-Celta-Celta might fight,but they can't quite avoid a 2-0,let alone a 1-0 Betis-Alaves-1-1.Betis are looking increasingly in trouble Zaragoza-Athletic-Athletic is quite bad away,so if Zaragoza don't win,they'd be lucky enough for a point Deportivo-Espanyol-3-1 or 2-1 Sociedad-Cadiz-1-1.they won't be allowed to be so foolhardy wasting a 2 goal lead anyhow Real Madrid-Racing-Caro had better win this weakling,and they should do it with style,for just that very once Valencia-Mallorca-2-0.don't think Vicente blundered last week(according to the highlights show last night,he just fluffed a chance at goal) Getafe-Sevilla-2-1 if they don't want a same fate like Charlton.if not,maybe 1-1 or Sevilla 3-2 will do Malaga-Villareal-Villareal 3-1 or 2-1 Osasuna-Atletico-back at the den it's a goner's world.1-0 or 2-0 shocking amounts of EPL coming up within the christmas season Monday, December 19, 2005 what a letdown:Sao Paulo 1 Liverpool 0-I was nearly tempted to put a Liverpool win,like most people do.ouch dramatic:Boro 3 Spurs 3-another case of chasing all over more drama:Arsenil 0 Chelsea 2-on the field it's all rosy,but off the field,Mourinho my idol starts accusing Arsenil again.Mr Hill-Wood should consider sacking Arsenil Wenger with immediate effect More action Real Madrid 1 Osasuna 1-erm,this is the leeway Barca finally hoped for Sevilla 3 Sociedad 2-back on form Mallorca 2 Atletico 2-so impotent as ever Racing 1 Malaga 1-hit 1 for the day Alaves 0 Valencia 1-Alaves are about to be erased as well Espanyol 2 Zaragoza 2-draw kings draw again Villareal 2 Getafe 1-another hit.Getafe looks very dead,not like Wigan Siena 2 Parma 2-x2 trouble Cagliari 2 Ascoli 1-crappo. Chievo 2 Udinese 0-donkey! Empoli 1 Fiorentina 1-awful Viola waiting for christmas Palermo 0 Livorno 2-with none of the same form that characterised last year,they fell yet again Sampdoria 1 Roma 1-win again AC Milan 4 Messina 0-like brother,like son.blazt until sian Reggina 0 Inter Milan 4-Adriano enjoy so much,all go siao Hamburg 1 Werder Bremen 1-they just about did some friendly fire thingy that allowed Bayern the head space Hertha Berlin 1 Nuremburg 1-erm no...another draw? Lens 2 Le Mans 0-HIT again Monaco 1 Toulouse 0-half the share for this round Sunday, December 18, 2005 We kinda owe readers a few news: Man U 4 Wigan 0-if Wigan can lose to only the big 5 from now on,then they're in for Europe Everton 1 West Ham 2-still needs a bit of polishing and ever since Lille defeated Lyon,we're toast Villa 0 Man U 2-ruud and roon blasts Villa away Everton 0 Bolton 4-3 in the 70-80 min interval?now that's charred toast Fulham 2 Blackburn 1-hey no,that was so controversial Portsmouth 1 West Brom 0-it was up to an unknown soldier to show that brom is a flash in the pan West Ham 2 Newcastle 4-owen scores a hat trick.other than that they nearly got freaked out Wigan 3 Charlton 0-Charlton is toast,thanks to a hat trick Man C 4 Birmingham 1-I forgot to give that,but no comments actually,because Man C is gunning for Europe again.Birmingham is in big trouble Ajaccio 1 PSG 1-unpredictably,we ended up as toast Bordeaux 0 Nantes 0-Bordeaux football at its most insipid Auxerre 0 Nancy 1-blew it,their prob Metz 1 Nice 0-not nice one Rennes 0 St Etienne 1-Rennes on a downward spiral Strasbourg 0 Marseille 1-poor old Alsatians might consider crossing the Rhine as Marseille overcame their away blues Troyes 2 Sochaux 1-lucky i put the stuff in the right position Leverkusen 0 Hanover 0-YAWN Gladbach 4 Frankfurt 3-another freak score manisfestation.no,that's the thriller genre Dortmund 1 Bayern 2-It's a Bayern world.seemingly gliding to the Salad Bowl Lautern 3 Wolfsburg 2-Wolves are bad. Stuttgart 2 Schalke 0-super humiliated Mainz 1 Duisburg 1-finally a hit Arminia 3 Cologne 2-Arminia are the sort who gets results at the most likely times Lazio 1 Juventus 1-everything was safe.no,not thuram.he just got into trouble for some tactical mistake.we assure you,that there's no fascist crap last night Treviso 2 Lecce 1-super lucky Treviso get their only second win Athletic 2 Betis 0-Athletic are crawling out slowly from this messy shit.Betis,though are screwing up like never before Cadiz 1 Barcelona 3-no Ronaldinho?Etoo still offers another solution.talk about being despatched back to the Segunda Celta 0 Deportivo 3-things got screwed up for Celta,so Depor looks suitably revived Saturday, December 17, 2005 Lyon 1 Lille 3-I couldn't believe it.it's finally game over.it seems like the Poohs(sic) are scoring a comprehensive win this time Friday, December 16, 2005 UEFA just finished drawing the matchups for the Champs League and UEFA Cup.unfortunately though,old habits die very very hard indeed Chelsea-Barcelona(not again!) Real Madrid-Arsenil(thrash them 5-0 can?) Bremen-Juventus(another 10-2?I think not) Bayern-AC Milan(clash of the titans) PSV-Lyon(revenge game.PSV don't look as if they can cut it) Ajax-Inter Milan(Ajax just got concussed) Benfica-Liverpool(omg!) Rangers-Villareal(this ensures at least underdog participation in the next round(s)) (Hertha Berlin-Rapid Bucharest) vs (Thun-Hamburg) (Basel-Monaco) vs (Litex Lovech-Strasbourg) (Stuttgart-Boro) vs (Club Brugge-Roma) (Hereenveen-Steaua) vs (Betis-AZ Alkmaar) (Slavia Prague-Palermo) vs (Schalke-Espanyol) (Bolton-Marseille) vs (Rosenborg-Zenit SP) (Udinese-Lens) vs (Artmedia-Levski Sofia) (Lille-Shakhtar) vs (Loko Moscow-Sevilla) had you all forgot about the last few teams who made it to the UEFA Cup draw,this is what happened just before the draw Monaco 2 CSKA Sofia 1-unexpected late goal spoilt my plan Hamburg 2 Slavia Prague 0-so far this is a nice jarolim family reunion(dad and brothers) as both end up in the next round Espanyol 1 Maccabi PT 0-almost perfect.made to work hard for that Palermo 3 Brondby 0-what a way to blast in Hertha 0 Steaua 0-idiots.had they looked at the poor fans yawning,they should have felt bad Lens 2 Samp 1-last minute goal to heaven Boro 2 Litex Lovech 0-double take at the last minute AZ Alkmaar 1 Grasshoppers 0-swatted the grasshoppers out putting that aside,let's get on to the main action this week.and hope to hit as many French and German games before they close up for the winter Lyon-Lille-last minute punter.my cousin predicts a Lyon 3-1.but i think 1-0 looks more attractive.draw also recommended,when it will be 1-1 Arsenil-Chelsea-Fergie says he's 'supporting' Arsenil.no way.1-1 will do,or Chelsea 1-0(since a 5-0 thrashing isn't possible).never will Arsenil win! Real Madrid-Osasuna-there is still a way out for both teams.looks like Osasuna will scramble to the exit first Villa-Man U-Man U will win it for sure Everton-Bolton-Go with a away win.by no means will there be more than 3 goals Fulham-Blackburn-1-1 given i'm not a fan of either of them Portsmouth-West Brom-Brom will really win it this time round West Ham-Newcastle-not so much a matter of getting hammered,but Newcastle should do well enough to win Wigan-Charlton-since the Big 5 is over,with 5 straight defeats,the Latics will win this one 1-0 Boro-Spurs-Spurs look better.2-1 Ajaccio-PSG-PSG no brainer at 2-0 Bordeaux-Nantes-1-1 or 2-1 Auxerre-Nancy-2-1 or thereabouts Metz-Nice-Nice-ly laid out:2,-1.5,3 Rennes-St Etienne-provided no untoward stuff happens,1-1 Strasbourg-Marseille-Marseille is a different proposition away from home.if 1-0 to Strasbourg is too risky,1-1 would do Troyes-Sochaux-1-1 or 2-1 Monaco-Toulouse-2-1 or 2-0 Lens-Le Mans-2-0 Leverkusen-Hanover-1-1 or 1-0 Gladbach-Frankfurt-2-1.finally start to win Dortmund-Bayern-another big clash.Bayern looks so unstoppable,i don't need to persuade punters to risk their money in the 1/2 goals segment Lautern-Wolfsburg-2-1 Wolves Stuttgart-Schalke-1-1 or 1-0 to Schalke Mainz-Duisburg-1-1 Arminia-Cologne-1-1 Hertha Berlin-Nuremburg-2-1 or something Bremen-Hamburg-okok,since there's no van der Vaart i'm not asking too much.2-1 to whoever who scores last.Bremen will be the lucky ones Treviso-Lecce-a perfect chance for Lecce to start winning.1-0 to them Lazio-Juventus-so tricky,even Thuram had to warn against the occurence of more Fascist salutes.they won't be able to use them,because the Bianconeri will win 2-1 Empoli-Fiorentina-Toni might start scoring again.trouble for their Tuscan rivals Siena-Parma-1-1 Cagliari-Ascoli-1-1 or 0-0 Chievo-Udinese-Chievo would ver likely spring another donkey pack on the hapless zebras Milan-Messina-not 3 in a row.so 1-0 will do Palermo-Livorno-tough to call,but Livorno might just about score the odd goal Reggina-Inter Milan-Jingle bells,jingle bells,jingle all the way.oh what fun is to see,adriano on a goal spree.Adriano would make it 2-1(does not include own goals) Sampdoria-Roma-Samp looks out of sorts,and so the Romans might just win.no wait,a draw seems better Celta-Deportivo-the northwest derby and Celta and Deportivo are back at their bests.3-2 to the lucky person again.Depor looks better to win this lucky draw Athletic-Betis-2 venerable names on the verge of being relegated next year.Betis has less reputation but more chance to stay on the top.Athletic might consider changing their Basques-only policy from now on Cadiz-Barcelona-3-0 to Barca.Cadiz won't be so lucky like Treviso Villareal-Getafe-Getafe looks dead now.2-1 Sevilla-Sociedad-1-0 Espanyol-Zaragoza-2-1 Alaves-Valencia-Valencia 2-0 or 3-2 Racing-Malaga-1-1 Mallorca-Atletico-2-1 to Atletico Thursday, December 15, 2005 Keane is confirm join celtic one,so we'll fire you with the UEFA Cup results,which sees defending champions CSKA Moscow dumped out-without kicking a ball Roma 3 Basel 1-something to cheer for the Giallorossi Strasbourg 2 Red Star Belgrade 2-the last minute goal packed the Red Star out.quite a correct guess Marseille 2 Dickshit Bucharest 1-the game was up by the start of the game Hereenveen 2 Levski Sofia 1-quite bad away,so they allowed Hereenveen to whack in a last minute goal to deny CSKA Stuttgart 2 Rapid Bucharest 1-erm ya it is a partial hit PAOK Salonica 5 Rennes 1-a catastrophic end for the French Bolton 1 Sevilla 1-lacklustre but enough Guimaraes 1 Besiktas 3-useless win Al Ittihad 2 Sao Paulo 3-the World Club Championship risks going back into the same old format where the European Champs pit against the South Americans,and the rest end up with a supporting role Monday, December 12, 2005 Al Ittihad 1 Al Ahly 0-i was particularly regrettful if i put Al Ahly.but i'm spared,Arabian style Sydney FC 0 Saprissa 1-Liverpool up next for the Costa Ricans last round of the UEFA Cup comes early as i've got something on tomorrow.let's go boys Roma-Basel-Roma 1-0 or something Strasbourg-Red Star Belgrade-Red Star won't squeeze in Marseille-Dickshit Bucharest-Marseille 1-0 and i'm satisfied Hereenveen-Levski Sofia-Levski win and that's it Stuttgart-Rapid Bucharest-Rapid again?1-0 stuttgart or a draw PAOK-Rennes-draw will do for 2 eliminated sides Bolton-Sevilla-Bolton 1-0.they're capable of that Guimaraes-Besiktas-1-1 Hamburg-Slavia-2-1 even without van der Vaart Monaco-CSKA Sofia-Monaco 2-0 Palermo-Brondby-1-0 or so.don't draw Espanyol-Maccabi PT-2-0 or 2-1.no reason to draw Lens-Sampdoria-1-1 or Lens 2-1 Hertha Berlin-Steaua Bucharest-Steaua 1-0.i'm not so confident this time Boro-Litex Lovech-Boro 1-0 AZ Alkmaar-Grasshoppers-2-1 should help alot how crap can the world be?when ralf rangnick says he's leaving schalke by the end of the season,the management seems to grant his wish right away.and keane looks set to join Real Madrid after being unceremoniously ditched by Man U.results still have to be given,so we've beautiful hat-tricks on the way Inter 3 AC Milan 2-Adriano's late goal gave me this spectacular hit =) =) =) and shev scored too =) =) jackpot! =) Newcastle 1 Arsenil 0-Norbeto is our new hero.gone case arsenil wenger and we all hit again and again Liverpool 2 Boro 0-no crouch heroics,but Morientes sure did whack boro out Birmingham 1 Fulham 0-not quite a contest as the Blues claw out of danger zone 1 Blackburn 3 West Ham 2-craps Bolton 1 Villa 1-erm no...but at least villa had some sort of improvement Charlton 2 Sunderland 0-bye bye mick and the black cats West Brom 2 Man C 0-the freaky thing about west brom is that they are capable to pounce unsuspected on arsenil,but they can be schizo at times.this is when they aren't so insane Chelsea 1 Wigan 0-HIT again.Chelsea brings great fortune. Man U 1 Everton 1-I refuse to concede that it's the end of the road for Fergie,but the thought of those NY banks owning Man U and knowing nothing about football makes all Man U fans shudder Lille 0 Lens 0-a rare hit when it ended goalless Marseille 1 Auxerre 0-this is madness,hit again Nancy 1 Strasbourg 2-Strasbourg win,at long last Sochaux 1 Metz 1-hit a hat trick Toulouse 2 Troyes 1-erratic toulouse at their best Le Mans 1 Bordeaux 0-the vintage is a flop Nice 1 Ajaccio 0-half all winnings and half all scores PSG 2 Rennes 0-double the fun Nantes 0 Monaco 0-goalless part 1.not quite what i expected St Etienne 0 Lyon 0-goalless part 2.uncharacteristic of the les gones to bore the viewers Hamburg 2 Hertha Berlin 1-add one each and go smile Duisburg 1 Arminia 1-halve the score again. Schalke 1 Mainz 0-like how Luxemburgo got his marching orders after the game Wolfsburg 0 Stuttgart 1-hit with Stuttgart Frankfurt 2 Dortmund 0-oops this is a gross miss Hanover 1 Gladbach 1-hit again Nuremburg 1 Leverkusen 1-erm not quite Cologne 1 Bremen 4-another freak score as the Bremen juggernaut cracks again Bayern 2 Lautern 1-unexpectedly Lautern scored,but no bearing Fiorentina 1 Treviso 0-Toni didn't score,much to fans' disappointment,but he sure is a great distraction as Fiore went unmarked while the Treviso defence all pounced on Toni.so toot Siena 1 Empoli 0-oops another freak Italian show Udinese 1 Lecce 2-appallingly Udinese are in worse trouble again Ascoli 1 Reggina 1-it should have been an odd number.I didn't profit with an even number Juventus 4 Cagliari 0-if 2-0 isn't enough,it should have been Del Piero 2 Cagliari 0.Trezeguet and an own goal did the trick Livorno 2 Lazio 1-awesome.when the Italian communists(Livorno) and the Italian neo-Fascists(Lazio) meet,Di Canio gets into trouble again using a banned Nazi salute Messina 2 Chievo 0-badly ripped off Parma 1 Sampdoria 1-Samp had no luck,as always Roma 1 Palermo 2-my miserable Serie A record continues(that doesn't mean the Milan giants aren't always (in)accurate) Valencia 1 Athletic 1-deal's off. Sociedad 1 Villareal 3-Sociedad sinks into oblivion Atletico 1 Alaves 1-still as impotent as ever Betis 0 Espanyol 0-YAWN Zaragoza 1 Celta 0-ouch,got whacked in this one Deportivo 1 Cadiz 0-hit a Spanish league game at least Getafe 1 Racing 2-correct score,wrong team.game over Getafe Malaga 0 Real Madrid 2-x2 and go on Osasuna 1 Mallorca 0-still a good record,see how they last Barcelona 2 Sevilla 1-hit again =) Barca is so reliable Feyenoord 1 PSV 0-correct score again.wrong team again Saturday, December 10, 2005 World Cup draw A:Germany,Costa Rica,Poland,Ecuador B:England,Paraguay,Trindad,Sweden C:Argentina,Ivory Coast,Serbia,Netherlands D:Mexico,Iran,Angola,Portugal E:Italy,Ghana,USA,Czech Republic F:Brazil,Croatia,Australia,Japan G:France,Switzerland,Korea,Togo H:Spain,Ukraine,Tunisia,Saudi Arabia 'safe':Germany,England,Argentina,Italy,Brazil,France,Spain 'in trouble'-Netherlands,Portugal,USA,Czech Republic,Australia,Japan,Korea,Ukraine Friday, December 09, 2005 bombout at Leipzig as the draws for the World Cup is starting later.here are the groupings for the WC Pot A:Germany(A1),Argentina,Mexico,England,France,Spain,Italy,Brazil(H1) Pot B:Angola,Tunisia,Ghana,Togo,Ivory Coast,Australia,Ecuador,Paraguay Pot C:Holland,Czech Republic,Poland,Ukraine,Croatia,Switzerland,Sweden,Portugal Pot D:Korea,Japan,Saudi Arabia,Iran,USA,Costa Rica,Trindad Pot X:Serbia(To avoid the occurence of 3 European teams,FIFA had put the last placed team in Europe to this pot,so that the Serbs will encounter either Argentina,Mexico or Brazil) Everyone except Europeans will have continent protection(i.e:no meeting in the group stages),and the draw would go like this A2-A4 till H2-H4 will be filled up with all the unseeded teams,and then the serbs will be drawn with the 3 south american seeds(wanna watch Serbia vs Brazil?) will update you guys with the draw results asap,but you will have to wait for the champs league draw Thursday, December 08, 2005 this week...the Milan derby promises more excitement than ever before,both being on form Inter Milan-AC Milan-both teams are so much in form now.so Adriano and Shev will score one each and then it will end there or maybe AC 2-1 or Inter 3-2.see who scores last Liverpool-Boro-Liverpool 1-0 or Boro 2-1.Crouch won't be so lucky this time Birmingham-Fulham-1-1 at most Blackburn-West Ham-2-1 to West Ham Bolton-Villa-2-0 Charlton-Sunderland-need I say more?(this is inferred) Chelsea-Wigan-just as you think a hat trick of defeats isn't enough,it definitely kills.1-0 for the Chelski West Brom-Man City-1-1 Newcastle-Arsenil-1-0 to Newcastle Man U-Everton-to appease so many restless souls,think they will win 1-0 or 2-1 Spurs-Portsmouth-1-0.won't expect Portsmouth to win it Man U-Wigan-5 out of 5 for the Latics.total goals will not exceed 5 Everton-West Ham-2-1 or 2-2 Lille-Lens-l' derby du nord:0-0 or 1-1 Marseille-Auxerre-1-1 or Marseille 1-0 Nancy-Strasbourg-1-1 or 1-0 Sochaux-Metz-1-1 Toulouse-Troyes-1-1 or 1-0 Le Mans-Bordeaux-2-1 to Bordeaux Nice-Ajaccio-2-0 PSG-Rennes-1-0 or something.easy enough win Nantes-Monaco-1-0 to Monaco or 2-2 draw St Etienne-Lyon-Lyon 2-1.late goal Hamburg-Hertha-1-0 Duisburg-Arminia-2-2 Schalke-Mainz-3-1 Wolfsburg-Stuttgart-5-??er 1-0 or 1-1 Frankfurt-Dortmund-2-1 to Dortmund Hanover-Gladbach-1-1 Nuremburg-Leverkusen-2-1 to Leverkusen Cologne-Bremen-3-1 to Bremen Bayern-Lautern-2-0 or 3-0 Siena-Empoli-1-1 or 0-0 Fiorentina-Treviso-Toni should be resuming normal service again.and again that just spells trouble for Treviso Udinese-Lecce-1-0 if they were not so appalling this weekend Juventus-Cagliari-2-0 should do the trick Livorno-Lazio-1-1 or 3-2 Ascoli-Reggina-0-0 or 2-2 Messina-Chievo-2-1 to Chievo Parma-Sampdoria-Samp 2-1 Roma-Palermo-1-1 may work.or go for Roma 1-0 Valencia-Athletic-2-1 Sociedad-Villareal-1-1 Getafe-Racing-2-1 or 3-3 Betis-Espanyol-1-0.should start winning at last Zaragoza-Celta-Celta unstoppable at 2-1 Deportivo-Cadiz-1-0 to Depor Atletico-Alaves-2-1...can they don't look so impotent? Osasuna-Mallorca-2-1.dead meat for Mallorca Malaga-Real Madrid-1-0 to Real Barcelona-Sevilla-2-1 or 3-1 Genk-Club Brugge-Club 1-0 should work (rescheduled)Standard-Anderlecht-ignore the options in my last post.I'll simply predict a Standard 1-0 Feyenoord-PSV-2-1 or 1-0 to PSV.score first and win(the 1-0 part is kinda redundant) we have never seen such widespread devastation before...not in our lives Club Brugge 1 Bayern 1-this game had no outcome at all,save for the fact that Guerrero managed to get his goal in after the ref whistled Rapid 1 Juventus 3-there goes the Viennese Arsenil 0 Ajax 0 Sparta 0 Thun 0 what can I say?zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bremen 5 Panathinaikos 1-blazt till you get your kick,then happily pop the champagne next Udinese 0 Barcelona 2-they left it late,but good enough for Bremen anyway.and good for me too,becuase it's a clean hit Villareal 1 Lille 0-might as well be clear and say a win.hit it actually Benfica 2 Man U 1-to hell with any excuse.i wonder what was the inside of the ball filled with.sand,air or gold it doesn't matter because ghosts can't even kick a ball Wednesday, December 07, 2005 we have decided who goes to the next round and who's going to be demoted and killed off altogether AC Milan 3 Schalke 2-Kaka's stunning performance erased the Royal Blues.a twist though:the visitors are lucky PSV 2 Fenerfarce 0-hit again.wish I've such a workrate everyday Olympiacos 2 Real Madrid 1-not the best of inductions for Caro.in fact,he must have trusted his reserve team too much.the only player with scarcely a galatico quality is Robinho.to rub it in,Rivaldo scored against 'that old enemy' even if the Greeks are dumped out in the process Lyon 2 Rosenborg 1-I particularly regret saying that I shouldn't risk 2-1. Chelsea 0 Liverpool 0-what a letdown on the clash. Betis 0 Anderlecht 1-finally they won.not that the record is so unglam,but they should have been starting to win soon earlier Rangers 1 Inter 1-hic.think it's a trap.whatever the case it's both of them through to the next round Artmedia 0 Porto 0-mudpie never tastes better in Bratislava,not when the situation at Bratislava is...literally muddy.it would have tasted good for Artmedia,though Tuesday, December 06, 2005 oh yes...there will be blood this champs league matchday Milan-Schalke-if Milan wins 1-0 or a low scoring draw they are through.this should be easy to pull out(barring some cocky crap that makes Schalke look like Chievo) PSV-Fenerfarce-die for Fener,and we're talking in the region of 2 goals and above Olympiacos-Real Madrid-I might think 1-0 in Athens is acceptable.maybe not,so 1-1 or Real Madrid in a high scoring win(without Luxemburgo of course) Lyon-Rosenborg-3-0?drop the idea man.2-1?nah too risky.so 2-0 should do fine.and yeas Carew should be scoring again Chelsea-Liverpool-all england clash?Chelsea 1-0 seems the best pick of all Betis-Anderlecht-Oliveira won't figure much even if he isn't injured.i think Anderlecht will score even if they go to their 12th defeat Rangers-Inter Milan-i was talking to my cousin juz now about what are the total goals for this match,then grandpa asks me to take 3 apples.got inspired by that,so it's a 2-1 Inter win(the above situation is not bullshit) Artmedia-Porto-i'm taking a massive gamble for this.Artmedia 1-0 and they need Inter to decide what happens next.would be a great achievement for Slovak sport if they get in Club Brugge-Bayern-1-0 again.I won't be 'coerced' to betting Club 1-0,though Rapid Vienna-Juventus-Juve 1-0.I'm an Austria Vienna fan by the way...so don't ask me what I want next Arsenil-Ajax-Artmedia looks like a less reckless option.hope Ajax will rub it in by winning 1-0 Sparta Prague-Thun-1-1 will help.Thun will be gone if they lose,but frankly speaking,Sparta will find themselves in trouble whatever the result Bremen-Panathinaikos-Pana is not so good away,so a draw will retain the status quo Udinese-Barcelona-take them on and clean out the piggy bank by putting Barca 2-0 Benfica-Man Utd-George Best will be remembered always.Rooney will not be the new Best,franky,but he will still lead the Red Devils to victory Villareal-Lille-Villareal might draw this one,if not,then a win could do Monday, December 05, 2005 Luxemburgo is sacked by Real Madrid even after winning 1-0 against Getafe.had life been much worse,it would have been fitting to have a testimonial for the coach complete with booing fans.here's the results mate Charlton 2 Man City 5-unbelievable for the addicks,it degenerated so fast Rennes 1 Nice 0-ok...the Bretons are blowing hot and cold at the moment Nancy 1 Marseille 1-nicely fit in Lens 2 St Etienne 1-not so much a hit,but at least it helped Mainz 5 Wolfsburg 1-another freak Bundesliga score(FYI it's the second time the wolves are victims of such freak scores2 games ended up 11-2) (Lautern-Duisburg,Leverkusen-Berlin are all called off,yet again) Fiorentina 1 Juventus 2-they neutered Toni but still needed a goal 2 mins from time to win,but at least I was correct when Juventus scored first.now runaway leaders Lazio 3 Siena 2-the plus point of such a match is that you can bet on Lazio climbing up the top soon Palermo 2 Cagliari 2-oops they are in a draw all the time predicament Reggina 2 Parma 1-same old Italian haywire Sampdoria 2 Empoli 0-better than expected Treviso 0 Messina 0-YAWN Udinese 0 Livorno 2-ouch. Lecce 2 Roma 2-erm no way Cadiz 1 Zaragoza 2-oh quite a well hit attempt Espanyol 1 Valencia 3-somehow Valencia are back at their best again Alaves 0 Mallorca 3-shocker 1 Racing 2 Sociedad 2-x2 to all score,halve all winning Malaga 1 Osasuna 2-we in for it this time Villareal 0 Barcelona 2-not so easy to crack but still do-able by etoo and co Sevilla 0 Deportivo 2-oops that's out of the range Sunday, December 04, 2005 long live bolton and Best Liverpool 3 Wigan 0-Crouch finally scores and hence the Latics realised that it's really the end of the road Newcastle 1 Villa 1-had Villa not missed the penalty it would have been dead meat for Souness Spurs 3 Sunderland 2-still no respite for the bottom dwellers.Spurs mean while push up the top West Brom 0 Fulham 0-surviving indecently in the premiership without skill Blackburn 0 Everton 2-toffees getting sweeter... Bolton 2 Arsenil 0-yay!we love Bolton alot,and Stelios too.Cygan as well.thanks for the gift Chelsea 1 Bolton 0-hit,hit and still hit.why I always hit with Chelsea?just plain luck Man U 3 Portsmouth 0-George Best was buried yesterday at Belfast and what a fitting way to pay tribute to one of the greatest footballers of all time.Rooney and Rooy Rox Lyon 2 PSG 0-the relative ease at how PSG got disposed with means that Lyon may fancy being unbeaten at the end Metz 2 Toulouse 2-draw again.that's double the goals and half the winnings Monaco 2 Le Mans 0-clean cut hit Strasbourg 0 Sochaux 0-i don't know what's the problem with Strasbourg recently,so good in the UEFA Cup yet so crappy at home Ajaccio 0 Troyes 1-Des-troyer Auxerre 4 Nantes 0-the ease of how the Canaris got blew over is small fry compared to how the Auxerrois huff and puff but never managed to cut the deficit to less than 12 points Bordeaux 1 Lille 0-off flavour Bayern 0 Stuttgart 0-banging your head on a brick wall is that painful Hamburg 3 Cologne 1-game on as the hamburgers start chasing bayern Gladbach 0 Nuremburg 1-Gladbach has been quite inconsistent of late Dortmund 0 Hanover 2-ouch,what an extreme mishit Bielefeld 0 Schalke 1-start feeling the pinch Bremen 2 Duisburg 0-cut the crap.bremen are dead serious too Chievo 2 Milan 1-it's awful when you get a mirror image of your exact score,and Milan were made to look like donkeys Inter 1 Ascoli 0-HIT again Athletic 1 Atletico 1-it looked as if Athletic's troubles were really going to stay,then a injury time goal saved them.not out of the water yet,though Celta 2 Betis 1-hit man once again Real Madrid 1 Getafe 0-Luxemburgo is spared for now.Getafe,though is now in some kind of Real's situation Friday, December 02, 2005 somehow it looked as if i was ripped off today Red Star Belgrade 3 Roma 1-had they been leading they should have held on easily.now they seem to be in some sort of trouble in the war zone Basel 4 Tromso 3-rallying from 3-1 down means that the Norwegians are out of the tournament.quite a nice job actually Dinamo Sux 1 CSKA Moscow 0-really this is super no brain Levski Sofia 1 Marseille 0-both teams are in,and Levski really have an appetite for French teams.anyone who went for my second advice won nicely Rennes 0 Shakhtar 1-it's really within my predictions,and absolutely game over Rapid Bucuresti 1 PAOK 0-romanian cocktail perhaps? Sevilla 3 Guimaraes 1-(whistles) and it's a hit Besiktas 1 Zenit SP 1-it looks like bye bye Besiktas to me no way,so it's time for this weekend's fixtures... Liverpool-Wigan-end of the road for Wigan Newcastle-Villa-1-0.usual service resumes Spurs-Sunderland-2-1 or 3-1 West Brom-Fulham-1-0 to Fulham Blackburn-Everton-I feel uneasy playing Blackburn win,so a draw would suffice Bolton-Arsenil-1-0 to Bolton Chelsea-Boro-Boro would limit their damage to 1-0 Man U-Portsmouth-2-1 or thereabouts Charlton-Man C-2-1 if they don't want to have this season as a writeoff Birmingham-West Ham-1-1 Lyon-PSG-maybe Lyon is worth playing a win.by all means put psg on the 1/2 goal ticket Metz-Toulouse-1-1 Monaco-Le Mans-2-0 or 2-1 if all things go well Strasbourg-Sochaux-1-0 at long last Ajaccio-Troyes-1-1 Auxerre-Nantes-2-2 or 2-1 Bordeaux-Lille-Lille should be using their reserves to snatch their late goal Rennes-Nice-2-1 to Nice Nancy-Marseille-Marseille's away ability looks suspect,so I would put a draw just in case Marseille did not win Lens-St Etienne-should go like 3-1 Hamburg-Cologne-2-0 Gladbach-Nuremburg-2-2 Dortmund-Hanover-2-1 Lautern-Frankfurt-1-1 Stuttgart-Bayern-no stopping Bayern.2-1 to Bayern for such a match,or 1-0 Arminia-Schalke-Schalke should find this easy enough Bremen-Duisburg-3-1 Mainz-Wolfsburg-1-1 or Wolfsburg 3-1 Leverkusen-Hertha Berlin-1-1 or 2-1 to Leverkusen (rescheduled match)Duisburg-Cologne-I don't think Duisburg would be in a good shape after being whacked.so signs point to a Cologne win Chievo-Milan-too small a surprise to jolt Milan.2-1 to the rossoneri Inter-Ascoli-easy enough to run over,so 1-0 Fiorentina-Juventus-crowd trouble marred the 2-2 draw this morning,but I think Toni would still turn on his power to score.2-1 to anyone who scores first,or a 2-2 draw once again Lazio-Siena-2-1 and now alive and kicking once again Palermo-Cagliari-1-0 Reggina-Parma-1-1 Sampdoria-Empoli-2-1.please don't flop can? Treviso-Messina-1-1 or 1-0 to Messina Udinese-Livorno-they would most likely recover from being electrocuted by Atalanta by winning 1-0 Lecce-Roma-hopeless Lecce losing 1-0 Real Madrid-Getafe-2-1 or bust Villareal-Barcelona-1-1 or something.I don't think Villareal will open their goals like Madrid does Celta-Betis-with one eye on the Anderlecht match it looks as if it's a Celta win Athletic-Atletico-1-0 to Atletico and I think Athletic's troubles won't go off any time soon Cadiz-Zaragoza-Zaragoza should start winning again...2-1 Espanyol-Valencia-they won't have a chance to fritter away any leads because Valencia are mostly winning it this time Alaves-Mallorca-2-1 Racing-Sociedad-1-1 Malaga-Osasuna-maybe it's time to put your suspicions off and put Osasuna win Sevilla-Deportivo-a draw would do just fine for two quite evnly matched teams Aberdeen-Celtic-I think Celtic should win it this time in case Hearts surge back on top Thursday, December 01, 2005 JACKPOT.the word says it all Slavia Prague 0 Monaco 2-absolutely no problems.just wait for the last game CSKA Sofia 2 Viking FK 0-twice the fun Brondby 1 Espanyol 1-alarmingly Espanyol has been frittering their leads every other game.not that i want to lament that brondby didn't hit,but espanyol can do better if they want to qualify Maccabi PT 0 Lokomotiv Moscow 4-run all over and go to the next round Sampdoria 0 Hertha Berlin 0-when boring teams meet,the inevitable consequence is a big fat yawn emanating from the stands.funnily i hit that fixture Steaua Bucharest 3 Halmstads 0-the exact score which I specified in my post brings a mad jackpot that brings a wide grin to all punters,complete with wins in the 1x2,1/2 goal and total goals front.finally lady luck sided with me this time.had they did something like H-H on HT-FT,everyone will be going to Bucharest to rob the bank.hahaha Grasshoppers 2 Dnipro 3-had the grasshoppers woke up a few mins earlier they would have gained a draw.now the Ukrainians had a fighting chance in making it to the next round.so disappointing Litex Lovech 0 AZ Alkmaar 2-the Dutch joins the Romanians and Russians,and it looks like a stroll in the park |