now that the Bayern-Bremen faceoff and all those Bundesliga are but a few minutes away,I decide to give you some Guinness Premiership and Celtic League scores,just to add to the rugby flavour.all the best shows haven't started yet,except for the odd early bird English fixture and the regular Bundesliga stuff that starts precisely at 10.30 and ends at 12.30...there's none for now so let's crap

London Wasps 21 Bristol 16-as expected
Worcester 15 Leicester Tigers 11-shock loss for the Tigers

Cardiff 16 Munster 18
Glasgow 30 Connacht 15
Ulster 12 Neat Swansea Ospreys 20

whatever the case here's more jokes on Euro soccer,courtesy of uefa.com...

hot off the press yesterday...

fan extreme 1:if an ex player throws away extra clothing with the team's label on it...he is accused of being Judas,even if he didn't throw away his first team kit.the unfortunate player in question is Jason Culina from PSV,and Twente fans obviously were fuming

fan extreme 2:how can Start and Man U be linked?by this mad fan in Norway of course.setting fire to the wooden shack called the police station means that he's in hot soup

player extremes:our dear old Bayern.training at 0330 in the morning after the DFB Pokal win 1)is a sure fire way of getting complained by residents(enough for police to show up and end the party) and 2)would cause fatigue(that might be a link to the loss against Juventus)

stale bread

Happy Meal:to cheer Woodgate up after he overcame 18 months worth of injury,Real lied to him about having a scan on his leg,when in fact the medics and Becks were inside.the end needs no mention

Baby ball:since Totti's wife is getting pregnant,the ball secreted when he celebrated against Lazio provides fun for the Giallorossi.it's more tasteful than naming the kid 'Tottinho'

Souped up:fans of Strasbourg get a treat of split peas soup from the chairman before the game against St Etienne.unfortunately the players might have been satiated because of the soup or maybe they didn't have any soup as they lost again in the Ligue last week

Money-back guarantee:this is what Elfsborg did after their 8-1 loss against new Allsvenskan champions Djurgardens.Nottingham Forest had it worse after supporters went into the dugout to complain...all within a peaceful atmosphere

The Dynasty:unfortunately though Maldini III's daddy(Maldini II) won't be happy about his son being potentially over-hyped after joining the Milan Kids team.not that it mattered,but footy is still a game after all