oh boy...we know that there's so much excitement in the round ball...but not the oval ball...it gets too predictable all the time...i think these snippets are long overdue...

Last week:PSG nearly got gassed by Marseille.i mean ciggie smoke and ammonium fart while watching a porn star go up and down.no wonder they got jinxed.Marseille's reply?the cleaner was too enthusiastic

Next wednesday:how to get a ticket to watch Bayern away?you may 1)go thru the carwash with windows down(ooh so refreshing),2)get your club crest tattooed on ur butt(show of loyalty) or 3)walk down the street in nothing but lingerie(whistles guaranteed) or 4)become a Bayern fanclub member(waste your money).I believe for Singaporeans option 4 is the safest,since they can't watch the Aue-Bayern DFB Pokal game

Some weeks ago:Kim Milton Neilsen(yes,we mean the man who sent off Rooney) can't dance...yeah never mind that he got booted out in the first round of a TV show.

1 more reason why teens like us shouldn't SMS often:often using your thumb to play computer games can cause hand injuries.but this is most likely exaggerated given Alessandro Nesta's denial of the fact that he picked up a tendon injury while playing computer games.whatever the case here's food for thought

oh well it's back to serious business

Arsenil 1 Man City 0-wierdest penalty ever seen by Tires.Arsenil is second rate because they can't do a Johan Cruyff,let alone conquer Europe
Villa 0 Wigan 2-flying Latics forced an own goal out of a Villa-in
Fulham 2 Liverpool 0-Rafa's Worriers at their worst
Man U 1 Spurs 1-firecracker draws seem better than lame wins
Portsmouth 1 Charlton 2-here's a rare road warrior becoming highwaymen case

Metz 0 Lyon 4-100% Lyon Power and next time they consider naming a new stadium Stade Gregory Coupet already,or Stade John Carew if some people have their way
Nice 1 Auxerre 0-not the Nice-st football seen,but looks glam on the standings
Toulouse 1 Bordeaux 1-I'm better off watching predictable Stade Toulousain than unpredictable foot-bore
Lille 2 Nantes 0-there are 2 types of teams.things like Pool and others similar to Lille.bad in Europe,good at home
PSG 1 Nancy 0-classical PSG

Bayern 4 Duisburg 0-Bayern and Juventus is a subset of Chelsea.well almost.they aren't Hollywood FC for nothing
Hertha 3 Mainz 1-we need to build up on the capital
Gladbach 4 Kaiserslautern 1-the Bundesliga is awfully unpredictable.take having big wins out of the blue for example
Wolfsburg 0 Schalke 0-first of the few Champs League contenders to have their mouth wired shut...
Hanover 0 Bremen 0-...yeah these "exemplary" games full of negative defensive tactics are such a bore...yawn
Nuremburg 2 Bielefeld 3
Frankfurt 6 Cologne 3-another 6 goal bonanza.wish the Bundesliga have such things every week

Messina 1 Ascoli 1-erm not much to say...just another classic Italian mechanical draw
Fiorentina 4 Parma 1-at least we see the Viola having more flair

Barcelona 3 Osasuna 0-with or without Ronaldinho they work all the same.
Sevilla 2 Alaves 0-as expected

Austria Vienna 0 Rapid Vienna 2-the worst mis-hit so far.just hope they don't cock against the twin idiots of Graz

Leicester Tigers 57 Clermont Auvergne 23-i didn't expect to get whacked for this fixture
Stade Toulousain 40 Llannelli Scarlets 28-at least this one hit
Leinster 19 Bath 22-wrong end of the scoreline and right smack into trouble
Castres 29 Newport-Gwent Dragons 24-maybe i should learn to watch more rugby.most of my predictions are anyoldhow scooped through