what is in store will scare even the most hardened punters away

Milan 3(Kaka 18,87,Shevchenko 89) Fenerfarce 1(Alex 63 pen)
they've been warned.should you sleep in Turkey,watch out for your backs and Hell.you won't want to get burnt like Man U did last season.somehow Kaka looks red hot

PSV 1(Vennegoor of Hesselink 33) Schalke 0
so what if Park and Lee are gone.still the goals,still the same old Hiddink magic,whatever the players.This isn't mastered by Ajax yet

Lyon 3(Carew 21,Juninho 26,Wiltord 31) Real Madrid 0
Lyon power and Real Madrid play like real shit.it doesn't matter if you got Robinho and the rest are crocked.so as long 11 Real Madrid players show up,they are expected to win or bust.disappointing by all means

Olympiacos 1(Lago 19(og)) Rosenborg 3(Skjelbred 42,Mavrogenidis 49(og),Storflor 90+4)
badly mishit this home match.and to think Greeks are almost invincible at home.not when you meet desperados silly.and to think there's 1 own goal per side.makes for some unfunny Nordic style comedy or a Greek tragedy.take your pick

Betis 1(Arzu 51) Liverpool 2(Sinama Pongolle 2,Luis Garcia 14)
clamshell?so easy to burgle.and the champions score the first goals of this season's champions league.i lost my bet part 1

Chelsea 1(Lampard 19) Anderlecht 0
so much for all the hype.but in Europe you should be content with just a 1-0

Artmedia 0 Inter Milan 1(Julio Cruz 17)
gladiator effort and they restricted Inter to a single goal.not bad.they must have copied every single instruction of Palermo's tape on how to nail Adriano down and followed it to the last letter.and the silly sending off of Veron is really cheesy.looks like the ref can't tolerate auto shotties

Rangers 3(Lovenkrands 35,Prso 59,Kyrgiakos 85) Porto 2(Pepe 47,71)
Mr 4 goal man is back.and shell shocked Porto return home for mundane superliga stuff