We hate to say this...but I was so tired yesterday I forgot to update yesterday's Times

Liverpool 2 Juventus 1-Rafa's Warriors might have banished the heysel memories.but they haven't done the same thing to the Dud-ek Problem.so a Dudek lookalike called Carson blundered

Lyon 1 PSV 1-what is PSV?Gomes(3 saves to Coupet's relative slack,including a Juninho free kick and Govou fireball going wide)+van Bommel(midfield running)+Cocu(scored goal)+Park(the 1-2 that led to the goal).Trust PSV to get the job done next week

Chelsea 4 Bayern 2-You know what?who cares if Mourinho isn't with the Chelski Army.because Chelsea is a mutant half of Mourinho.what Alex and Arsenil can't do is that they can split into human and team form.so there's 11 Mourinhos on the field and 5-7 more Mourinhos on the bench and more than 40000 Mourinhos on the terraces.so how for Bayern?die lor.Lampard makes Chelsea looks like a leopard that has pounced on Bayern and made them lame

AC Milan 2 Inter 0-No Adriano no win.and Shevchenko is back.with a bang of course.he particularly loves to gobble up inter.that includes 2 in that 6-0 win and this one,among other things

of the UEFA cup...i promise i'll update tomorrow...service is like this one

CSKA vs Auxerre-in Moscow you get scared.but trust the Burgundians to do another Ajax
Newcastle vs Sporting-Newcastle had that fucking useless brawl.so sporting wins(both legs of course)
Villareal vs Alkmaar-If AZ can escape with a draw...count them lucky.not likely to do so
Austria vs Parma-Austria win,if at all.that's the limit for Parma