here's a jackass chock-full of bad news.take your pick for the best tragedy

Utrecht 3 AZ 2-flop part 1 as Alkmaar couldn't regain second place
Feyenoord 1 PSV 1(aet.ft 1-1.PSV win 4-2 on penalties)-the dutch cup semi final looked like a carbon copy of last week's lyon game.only thing was that the americans jacked a few missiles while the rest were crocked

Norwich 2 Newcastle 1-here's the conclusion.graeme souness can hang himself
Villa 0 Charlton 0-oof part 0.5
Man City 3 Birmingham 0-bashed up the punters
Spurs 1 WBA 1-as expected,no doubt
Portsmouth 1 Liverpool 2-after careful consideration of this performance,there will be 1.5 legions of rafa's worriers going to stamford bridge
Blackburn 1 Palace 0-got small lobang only
Everton 1 Man U 0-grand flop from man u
Chelsea 0 Arsenil 0-oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof...from the bridge to the bank we all went oof

Roma 0 Siena 2-dickshit as siena is going on a super rampage.next scalp would be jtus
Cagliari 1 Lazio 1-oof
Fiorentina 1 Messina 1-no excuse for any oof
Lecce 1 Bologna 1-oof again
Palermo 3 Brescia 3-oof part 3
Parma 1 Sampdoria 1-oof part 4
Udinese 1 Livorno 1-so much oof we are tired
Reggina 0 Atalanta 0-how many more oofs do we want
Milan 1 Chievo 0-half the result but it's still neck to neck
Juventus 0 Inter 1-last week they were enemies,now the rossoneri is eternally grateful for bashing capello back to earth