choose between your desired headline

1)man u gobble up newcastle
2)ac milan look like shit
3)schalke flop again

i will choose 1),so let's get going

Man U 4 Newcastle 1-just as expected,with the return of Van the Man
Arsenil 3 Blackburn 0-instead of Arsenil crapping about how Blackburn played rugby football and acted rough,they should reflect on how crappy is the whole arsenil team.sure they can perform without henry,but once henry and vieira are sold,they can expect to return to the coca cola championship

Charlton 1 Bolton 2-big sam says he can get the champions league.well i think moyes will get that first,but first rate by all means
Palace 3 Norwich 3-as expected as both of them are going down
Fulham 1 Man City 1-oof
Liverpool 2 Spurs 2-at least expected but rafa would still go oof as everton closes in on that 4th spot they so wanted,and bolton as well
Southampton 2 Villa 3-guessed correctly,and it seems like it's game over for redknapp
Birmingham 0 Portsmouth 0-o-o-f part 2

Lille 2 Lens 1-yay!
Marseille 1 Ajaccio 2-what the heck...lyon and ajaccio can actually advertise about their brazillian firepowers and malaguetas that sting everyone.we got burnt on that one
Bastia 2 Toulouse 1-how much jackshit to load on the lorry from corsica?shit
Metz 2 Istres 1-as expected
Nice 0 Caen 1-nice try,but we choked on this fixture again
Rennes 2 St Etienne 2-oof part 2
Sochaux 1 Monaco 1-oof monaco,oof fixture
Bordeaux 0 Nantes 2-when we expected a number we got x.when we expected an x they gave number(1x2)
Auxerre 0 Strasbourg 0-dumb o-o-f
Lyon 0 PSG 1-very dumb

Hanover 0 Bayern 1-as expected again
Werder 0 Hertha 1-shit they went bust
Schalke 1 Hamburg 2-this is toot until cannot be toot.how to do a blow job while leading?simple
Hansa 2 Stuttgart 1-another bunch of idiots
Freiburg 1 Leverkusen 3-they didn't bust this one
Dortmund 1 Arminia 1-oof
Wolfsburg 0 Nuremburg 1-no mintal's menthols,but we got Wolf to bite wolves heads

Messina 1 Udinese 0-shit that's a reverse
Sampdoria 1 Palermo 0-as expected,but then they got a dubious penalty which saved us from going oof once again...phew
Roma 1 Reggina 2-roma went bust.lazio didn't
Inter 2 Cagliari 0-heng ah
Siena 2 Milan 1-ouch.we are bloody unlucky
Bologna 1 Lazio 2-they went against away frombook
Chievo 2 Parma 0-the first relegated side to win the UEFA Cup?I think that's likely
Livorno 2 Fiorentina 0-another swift return

Atletico 0 Espanyol 0-oof
Sevilla 0 Osasuna 1-oof square
Real Soceidad 1 Depor 0-hit
Villarreal 0 Betis 0-oof part 3
Racing 0 Athletic 2-hit again
Zaragoza 4 Numancia 1-end of the bottom team
Mallorca 0 Valencia 0-oof part 4
Levante 0 Real Madrid 2-as expected
Farcelona 2 Getafe 0-double profit

Celtic 3 Aberdeen 2-they must have wrapped up the title by then,
Feyenoord 2 Ajax 3-chao taiko,says feyenoord ultras.but then with PSV aiming one more shot at Willem II,it's most likely PSV's cup
Fenerfarce 3 Besiktas 4-forever Gala,forever Carew,and forever Red and Yellow.down with the blue and yellow assholes of Turkey
Zenit 1 CSKA 0-lame performance from CSKA
Spartak 5 Dinamo 1-they have a whole gang of portuguese.the other had the champs league scorer and 2 argentines.end result?the away team went kaput
IFK 0 Assyrika 3-what shit was that.how can a top team be whacked by 3 newcomers?no wonder they kelong,and with Malmo winning too...not another malmo title
Valerenga 2 Brann 1-as expected,but Rosenborg goes yum again...so how?

well too many oof days already