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Saturday, April 30, 2005
Trabzonspor vs Fenerfarce-the only logical thing said is trabzon
Auxerre 3 Toulouse 2-apparently Monaco play tomorrow.and i think Caen is winning the League Cup before going down again...so it was mostly expected
Feyenoord vs Hereenveen-home win or draw
Auxerre 3 Toulouse 2-apparently Monaco play tomorrow.and i think Caen is winning the League Cup before going down again...so it was mostly expected
Feyenoord vs Hereenveen-home win or draw
Friday, April 29, 2005
less shit,more talk
Parma 0 CSKA 0-o-o-f but still i believe that's the same tactic CSKA uses in the last few rounds.that is,to gobble up opponents at home
Sporting 2 AZ 1-fine game from Sporting means they are in a good position to lift the cup at home
Osasuna 3 Villareal 2-awful month for Villareal.that's the baddest way to end the month
Parma 0 CSKA 0-o-o-f but still i believe that's the same tactic CSKA uses in the last few rounds.that is,to gobble up opponents at home
Sporting 2 AZ 1-fine game from Sporting means they are in a good position to lift the cup at home
Osasuna 3 Villareal 2-awful month for Villareal.that's the baddest way to end the month
Thursday, April 28, 2005
double o-o-f troubles this time
Chelsea 0 Liverpool 0-now the mind games begin.
Newcastle 0 Boro 0-souness is so dumb he can't even whimper oof
Chelsea 0 Liverpool 0-now the mind games begin.
Newcastle 0 Boro 0-souness is so dumb he can't even whimper oof
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
morning latest
AC Milan 2 PSV 0-quite rightly we expected that.it's up to you and them whether there will be a dutch fairy tale of sorts
WBA 1 Blackburn 1-oof
AC Milan 2 PSV 0-quite rightly we expected that.it's up to you and them whether there will be a dutch fairy tale of sorts
WBA 1 Blackburn 1-oof
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Kudos to AJ Volleyball.they swallowed up RJ Vball as expected.and the score margins say it all.2-0 guys 2-0 girls.what's next is that they(RJ i mean) will romp the track titles and there's little doubt who can stop them.surely not HCI.i dun realli like those racists.and the rest can focus on more pressing stuff and let my second beloved rj(of which i've tried and failed to get there) romp to the rest,rugby as a bonus
as for soccer...we can at least envision a 2nd place...it seems very very attractive and let's forget about that barren last year with 2 titles...and maybe i need to get a motley crew of ultras who will make more noise than the nyjc supporters combined
while i post they muz have been preparing what to do next against HCI...which is to carve them up like how RJ got sliced into ribbons...and then VJ and NY to complete a quartet
Forza AJ Volleyball
and here's a new cheer which sounds good with whistling in the background.the only problem that it's french so i may encounter a little difficulty teaching this chant to the council
Allez AJ
AJ ker ma-ma(original version would sound like this:AJ est magique)
Allez AJC
(in french this means Go AJ.AJ is Magic.Go AJC...i'm too french and too extremist)
repeat again
some funny nursery song...which the French call Yankee,with incessant drum beatings
Bibliography:Boulogne Boys.thanks for this inspiration.Allez PSG
and on the final i think i'll discuss with the council to put a large banner at any of the curva and place the loudest AJ fans there and with all these flags and crap to scare our Final opponent into submission
as for soccer...we can at least envision a 2nd place...it seems very very attractive and let's forget about that barren last year with 2 titles...and maybe i need to get a motley crew of ultras who will make more noise than the nyjc supporters combined
while i post they muz have been preparing what to do next against HCI...which is to carve them up like how RJ got sliced into ribbons...and then VJ and NY to complete a quartet
Forza AJ Volleyball
and here's a new cheer which sounds good with whistling in the background.the only problem that it's french so i may encounter a little difficulty teaching this chant to the council
Allez AJ
AJ ker ma-ma(original version would sound like this:AJ est magique)
Allez AJC
(in french this means Go AJ.AJ is Magic.Go AJC...i'm too french and too extremist)
repeat again
some funny nursery song...which the French call Yankee,with incessant drum beatings
Bibliography:Boulogne Boys.thanks for this inspiration.Allez PSG
and on the final i think i'll discuss with the council to put a large banner at any of the curva and place the loudest AJ fans there and with all these flags and crap to scare our Final opponent into submission
extent of damage?minimal.
Spurs 0 Arsenil 1-well they can only rack up a crap result now that the Chelski Army has romped towards the title and stopped short of lifting it up before the Nil Gang can even end up in the room.so it's still game over for them and it will be worse next season
Spurs 0 Arsenil 1-well they can only rack up a crap result now that the Chelski Army has romped towards the title and stopped short of lifting it up before the Nil Gang can even end up in the room.so it's still game over for them and it will be worse next season
Monday, April 25, 2005
This week we have even more European action
AC Milan vs PSV-Milan is near invincible in the San Siro.so most likely it will be a 1-0,1-1 or 0-0
Chelsea vs Liverpool-Rafa is dead meat.so is his worriers
Sporting vs AZ-mostly Sporting mopping it up
Parma vs CSKA-be very careful of desperadoes.but since CSKA would very likely wrap up the Moscow leg,i think CSKA will draw 1-1 or win
29/04/05
Monaco vs Lille-a draw or Monaco win
Auxerre vs Toulouse-mostly Auxerre with 2-1
01/05/05
Monaco-Lille-not to be confused with another same match in the Ligue 1 docket on 29/04
30/04/05
Birmingham - Blackburn -mostly home win
Fulham - Everton -Everton to strengthen their grip
Liverpool - Middlesbrough -Liverpool is too strong
Man. City - Portsmouth -Man C win or draw
Newcastle - Palace -Palace snatching another win?yeah i think so
Southampton - Norwich -Could go either way,but Norwich would get away with it
Bolton - Chelsea -Chelsea 2-1
01/05/05
Tottenham - Villa -Spurs don't sputter
Charlton - Man. United -u know what?Man u to win
02/05/05
West Brom - Arsenil -desperado west brom to eat up arsenil this once
04/05/05
Fulham - Newcastle - draw
30/04/05
Kaiserslautern - Bayern -bayern 2 goals Freiburg - Dortmund -Dortmund to draw or win by 1
Bremen - Arminia -too easy a job to win
Schalke - Leverkusen -draw or Schalke win
Hansa - Hertha -Hertha win
Mönchengladbach - Stuttgart -0-2
01/05/05
Wolfsburg - Hamburg -2-1
Hannover - Nürnberg -1-3
30/04/05
Cagliari vs Reggina-draw
Fiorentina vs Milan-milan should get away with at least 1 goal
01/05/05
Lecce - Lazio -draw
Messina - Sampdoria -Samp again
Udinese - Atalanta -Udinese win
Juventus - Bologna -Jtus get away
Roma - Brescia -Roma don't win we will relegate them
Inter - Siena -Inter 3-2
Palermo - Chievo -Palermo 1-0
27/04/05
Osasuna - Villareal-Osasuna to be 3rd time unlucky
01/05/05
Farcelona - Albacete -Another quadruple Catalan Jackpot?i think it would be a triple
Villarreal - Getafe -Villareal win
Real Sociedad - Real Madrid -draw or Real which getting away with it
Racing - Betis - Betis win or die
Sevilla - Deportivo -Sevilla win 2-1 Atletico - Athletic -draw or Atletico win
Zaragoza - Osasuna -Zaragoza 3-1
Mallorca - Espanyol -Espanyol is way too strong
Numancia - Valencia -away banker at 2 goals
AC Milan vs PSV-Milan is near invincible in the San Siro.so most likely it will be a 1-0,1-1 or 0-0
Chelsea vs Liverpool-Rafa is dead meat.so is his worriers
Sporting vs AZ-mostly Sporting mopping it up
Parma vs CSKA-be very careful of desperadoes.but since CSKA would very likely wrap up the Moscow leg,i think CSKA will draw 1-1 or win
29/04/05
Monaco vs Lille-a draw or Monaco win
Auxerre vs Toulouse-mostly Auxerre with 2-1
01/05/05
Monaco-Lille-not to be confused with another same match in the Ligue 1 docket on 29/04
30/04/05
Birmingham - Blackburn -mostly home win
Fulham - Everton -Everton to strengthen their grip
Liverpool - Middlesbrough -Liverpool is too strong
Man. City - Portsmouth -Man C win or draw
Newcastle - Palace -Palace snatching another win?yeah i think so
Southampton - Norwich -Could go either way,but Norwich would get away with it
Bolton - Chelsea -Chelsea 2-1
01/05/05
Tottenham - Villa -Spurs don't sputter
Charlton - Man. United -u know what?Man u to win
02/05/05
West Brom - Arsenil -desperado west brom to eat up arsenil this once
04/05/05
Fulham - Newcastle - draw
30/04/05
Kaiserslautern - Bayern -bayern 2 goals Freiburg - Dortmund -Dortmund to draw or win by 1
Bremen - Arminia -too easy a job to win
Schalke - Leverkusen -draw or Schalke win
Hansa - Hertha -Hertha win
Mönchengladbach - Stuttgart -0-2
01/05/05
Wolfsburg - Hamburg -2-1
Hannover - Nürnberg -1-3
30/04/05
Cagliari vs Reggina-draw
Fiorentina vs Milan-milan should get away with at least 1 goal
01/05/05
Lecce - Lazio -draw
Messina - Sampdoria -Samp again
Udinese - Atalanta -Udinese win
Juventus - Bologna -Jtus get away
Roma - Brescia -Roma don't win we will relegate them
Inter - Siena -Inter 3-2
Palermo - Chievo -Palermo 1-0
27/04/05
Osasuna - Villareal-Osasuna to be 3rd time unlucky
01/05/05
Farcelona - Albacete -Another quadruple Catalan Jackpot?i think it would be a triple
Villarreal - Getafe -Villareal win
Real Sociedad - Real Madrid -draw or Real which getting away with it
Racing - Betis - Betis win or die
Sevilla - Deportivo -Sevilla win 2-1 Atletico - Athletic -draw or Atletico win
Zaragoza - Osasuna -Zaragoza 3-1
Mallorca - Espanyol -Espanyol is way too strong
Numancia - Valencia -away banker at 2 goals
well it's fast editing the Dt
Malaga 0 Farcelona 4-how to count your luck?wait for a quadruple jackpot from the Catalan Sweepstakes.so here it is
Valencia 2 Albacete 0-all hit
Betis 2 Sociedad 3-jackshit
Getafe 1 Levante 0-so we may think Getafe wants to run for the intertoto cup.i believe they will get a very comfy mid table finish sans cup
Espanyol 3 Zaragoza 1-hit
Athletic 1 Sevilla 3-from the whistle it is seen that Athletic couldn't even draw
Deportivo 1 Racing 4-very very toot 11
Leverkusen 2 Werder 1-game over for werder...as for the late goal...well...
Sampdoria 2 Roma 1-mostly all hit
Atalanta 1 Palermo 0-another case of the bottom pit being thrown wide open
Lazio 0 Jtus 1-i bet they got away with it
Messina 2 Inter 1-grand shit
Man U 2 Newcastle 1-as the magpies call for Souness head the red devils can pray hard that spurs beat arsenil
Auxerre 0 Lyon 3-they brought a whole army to eat up the championnat
Celtic 2 Rangers 1-we got a complete hit once again
Malaga 0 Farcelona 4-how to count your luck?wait for a quadruple jackpot from the Catalan Sweepstakes.so here it is
Valencia 2 Albacete 0-all hit
Betis 2 Sociedad 3-jackshit
Getafe 1 Levante 0-so we may think Getafe wants to run for the intertoto cup.i believe they will get a very comfy mid table finish sans cup
Espanyol 3 Zaragoza 1-hit
Athletic 1 Sevilla 3-from the whistle it is seen that Athletic couldn't even draw
Deportivo 1 Racing 4-very very toot 11
Leverkusen 2 Werder 1-game over for werder...as for the late goal...well...
Sampdoria 2 Roma 1-mostly all hit
Atalanta 1 Palermo 0-another case of the bottom pit being thrown wide open
Lazio 0 Jtus 1-i bet they got away with it
Messina 2 Inter 1-grand shit
Man U 2 Newcastle 1-as the magpies call for Souness head the red devils can pray hard that spurs beat arsenil
Auxerre 0 Lyon 3-they brought a whole army to eat up the championnat
Celtic 2 Rangers 1-we got a complete hit once again
Sunday, April 24, 2005
yay CCHSM is still wushu kings...you know what...manjusri tried to cope our c division titles...no way because we love cchsm.so it's a full 1 plus 4 kind record(B&C division guys and girls) and overall champions.well dunman can go back to playing badminton cuz we aren't even considerin giving up our wushu title be it 10 or 100 years.as for next year my juniors will still monopolise the 4 titles
as for AJ Volleyball,for the girls they can pass the message to RJ volleyball that they can eat up the track and field titles for all they want because no one will defeat AJ volleyball even if NY taiko score,as for the guys...they can tell whatever opponent we will still have the title and well soccer can consider a aj vs vj final.kinda have a gut feeling there will be such a fixture
so guys we can predict the strongest stakes for claims to the A Division titles
RJ Track
HC
NJ
VJ Soccer
TJ Basketball
AJ Volleyball
AC Rugby
SA
TP
NY Judo
JJ
CJ Golf
and those not listed will be split according to whatever formula among these 12
as for AJ Volleyball,for the girls they can pass the message to RJ volleyball that they can eat up the track and field titles for all they want because no one will defeat AJ volleyball even if NY taiko score,as for the guys...they can tell whatever opponent we will still have the title and well soccer can consider a aj vs vj final.kinda have a gut feeling there will be such a fixture
so guys we can predict the strongest stakes for claims to the A Division titles
RJ Track
HC
NJ
VJ Soccer
TJ Basketball
AJ Volleyball
AC Rugby
SA
TP
NY Judo
JJ
CJ Golf
and those not listed will be split according to whatever formula among these 12
wait...i thought the Bundesliga games were over yesterday...unfortunately it was only 2/3 time.so we give you the guaranteed correct scores in case people wonder they really won money or not
Dortmund 4 Kaiserslautern 2-as expected.all those who went off need not worry for this time
Bayern 3 Bochum 1-complete hit but we had parallax error last night
Hertha 4 Schalke 1-I really don't know what's with Schalke nowadays
Stuttgart 0 Wolfsburg 0-still o-o-f
Bielefeld completed another goal
Everton 1 Birmingham 1-escaped from die
Chelsea 3 Fulham 1-last minute show up goods.late but still acceptable
Palace 1 Liverpool 0-Johnson makes Rafa go bust
Villa 1 Bolton 1-oof
Blackburn 0 Man City 0-phew we hit or another oof day.let's not have an unusual amount
Boro 4 Brom 0-really too strong that we can't see what will really happen to robson
Norwich 1 Charlton 0-situation thrown wide open
Monaco 2 Toulouse 1-hit again
Nantes 2 Marseille 2-oof
St Etienne 0 Metz 0-lucky
Strasbourg 1 Lille 2-as expected
Caen 0 Bastia 1-we didn't hit
Ajaccio 0 Bordeaux 0-o-of
Istres 0 Rennes 2-hit part
Lens 3 Sochaux 2-still the same
Siena 2 Udinese 3-i realised i didn't give any predictions.but based on what i think udinese would win.and here it showed
Milan 3 Parma 0-also another intuition thing.they thrashed parma and that's the unexpected part
(so my predictions go.samp win 1,atalanta lose by 2,Inter making hard work of messina and jtus draw or win)
Osasuna 1 Atletico 0-complete hit
Real Madrid 2 Villareal 1-also hit
Brugge 6 Germinal Beerschot 0-this shows that the anderlecht game is a mere formality
Red Star 1 Partizan 1-game off and oof
Dortmund 4 Kaiserslautern 2-as expected.all those who went off need not worry for this time
Bayern 3 Bochum 1-complete hit but we had parallax error last night
Hertha 4 Schalke 1-I really don't know what's with Schalke nowadays
Stuttgart 0 Wolfsburg 0-still o-o-f
Bielefeld completed another goal
Everton 1 Birmingham 1-escaped from die
Chelsea 3 Fulham 1-last minute show up goods.late but still acceptable
Palace 1 Liverpool 0-Johnson makes Rafa go bust
Villa 1 Bolton 1-oof
Blackburn 0 Man City 0-phew we hit or another oof day.let's not have an unusual amount
Boro 4 Brom 0-really too strong that we can't see what will really happen to robson
Norwich 1 Charlton 0-situation thrown wide open
Monaco 2 Toulouse 1-hit again
Nantes 2 Marseille 2-oof
St Etienne 0 Metz 0-lucky
Strasbourg 1 Lille 2-as expected
Caen 0 Bastia 1-we didn't hit
Ajaccio 0 Bordeaux 0-o-of
Istres 0 Rennes 2-hit part
Lens 3 Sochaux 2-still the same
Siena 2 Udinese 3-i realised i didn't give any predictions.but based on what i think udinese would win.and here it showed
Milan 3 Parma 0-also another intuition thing.they thrashed parma and that's the unexpected part
(so my predictions go.samp win 1,atalanta lose by 2,Inter making hard work of messina and jtus draw or win)
Osasuna 1 Atletico 0-complete hit
Real Madrid 2 Villareal 1-also hit
Brugge 6 Germinal Beerschot 0-this shows that the anderlecht game is a mere formality
Red Star 1 Partizan 1-game off and oof
Saturday, April 23, 2005
the dugout times is so fast as to give you bundesliga score updates even before zaobao shows up with theirs.right now
Dortmund 2 Kaiserslautern 2-oof double
Bayern 2 Bochum 1-1 goal less but still ok
Stuttgart 0 Wolfsburg 0-o-o-f
Hertha 2 Schalke 1-i don't know what's with Schalke nowadays.
as for Hamburg,Mainz and bielefeld they all got away with 1 goal wins
what about Bremen?they play 12h later
Scores courtesy of www.werder-online.de/english/index.php .anyone who don't know whose site is it is a nitwit
Dortmund 2 Kaiserslautern 2-oof double
Bayern 2 Bochum 1-1 goal less but still ok
Stuttgart 0 Wolfsburg 0-o-o-f
Hertha 2 Schalke 1-i don't know what's with Schalke nowadays.
as for Hamburg,Mainz and bielefeld they all got away with 1 goal wins
what about Bremen?they play 12h later
Scores courtesy of www.werder-online.de/english/index.php .anyone who don't know whose site is it is a nitwit
this document is kinda controversial...
we have the most unsavoury nicknames of all the 17 JCs in Singapore...some were coined by the author...others are circulated for long...
well shoot!
what ppl from these JCs don't want their JC to be called...
RJC:taupok(well it seems like a rugby intro session gone very wrong.why people saw geeks being scrummed and then complain to the newspapers.in fact even popular hunks got squashed.so it's one for all all for one and not the torture bengs and worried puritans think)
HCI:racist hotbed(they have the highest proportion of chinese per mean population.won't be surprising when the lack of interaction with ppl from other races cause them to become racist...)
NJC:nerd school(the original one.ajc makes a poor copy of such a prototype,but then they seem to know how to learn how to be like HCI.may envision them writing a manual for fellow nerd jcs to improve their stature)
VJC:soccer monopoly(expected since they always win the soccer title year in year out.even the runner up seemed like shit in front of them.i'm not kidding,you ask the rest of the sch soccer team then you know why they like to lament about their lameness in front of the VJC soccer team)
TJC:taiko JC(some ppl think they aren't top 5 on merit that they shot up the ranks within 5 years,hence the tjc can also be called taiko as their rise to the upper echelons seemed incredible)
ACJC:snob city(beng say one.other cheena sch say one.yeah alot ppl there are freaking rich and fickle about your looks so enough said)
AJC:police/puritan state(the police part seems more apt.well i can't be sloshing bad nicknames about others and be protective of my own.but get this.you hold hand with oppo sex om make u do cwo.eat outside canteen also cwo.spike hair also cwo.late already cwo straightaway.even food warpper in dustbin also can inform vp one)
SAJC:the indoctrination school(every day starts with readings from the Bible and everyone have to listen.not that it's bad but it may not seem comfortable for non christians and catholics(since SA is an Anglican institution))
TPJC:dunno yet.but i'd call them kampong champions.good in their area,lousy outside(correct me if i'm wrong)
NYJC:cheena sch(the main prototype even if there's a good race mix.they speak alot of chinese but at least they aren't as bad as HCI)
MJC:i haven't seen enough of them to give them an unsavoury nick
JJC:dunno yet
PJC:soccer wasteland(they remain the only JC without soccer as an official CCA.i wonder how those guys try to play soccer)
CJC:clubber JC(see lah...there got alot clubber one,and they seemed to be stretched thin by the balancing of cca ans academic achievements.so they stay chronically cham)
SRJC:cesspool(bengs call them super raffles jc.the rest find that this place is beng infested.and they are one of the places where ppl dun wan go,where they would rather go poly than go there and die like the rest)
YJC:rojak(you can mix and mash your subjects there.but some ppl say they damn cham.and of course there are also alot of bengs there.unless you are forced there don't ever put that in your option)
IJC:dunno yet
we have the most unsavoury nicknames of all the 17 JCs in Singapore...some were coined by the author...others are circulated for long...
well shoot!
what ppl from these JCs don't want their JC to be called...
RJC:taupok(well it seems like a rugby intro session gone very wrong.why people saw geeks being scrummed and then complain to the newspapers.in fact even popular hunks got squashed.so it's one for all all for one and not the torture bengs and worried puritans think)
HCI:racist hotbed(they have the highest proportion of chinese per mean population.won't be surprising when the lack of interaction with ppl from other races cause them to become racist...)
NJC:nerd school(the original one.ajc makes a poor copy of such a prototype,but then they seem to know how to learn how to be like HCI.may envision them writing a manual for fellow nerd jcs to improve their stature)
VJC:soccer monopoly(expected since they always win the soccer title year in year out.even the runner up seemed like shit in front of them.i'm not kidding,you ask the rest of the sch soccer team then you know why they like to lament about their lameness in front of the VJC soccer team)
TJC:taiko JC(some ppl think they aren't top 5 on merit that they shot up the ranks within 5 years,hence the tjc can also be called taiko as their rise to the upper echelons seemed incredible)
ACJC:snob city(beng say one.other cheena sch say one.yeah alot ppl there are freaking rich and fickle about your looks so enough said)
AJC:police/puritan state(the police part seems more apt.well i can't be sloshing bad nicknames about others and be protective of my own.but get this.you hold hand with oppo sex om make u do cwo.eat outside canteen also cwo.spike hair also cwo.late already cwo straightaway.even food warpper in dustbin also can inform vp one)
SAJC:the indoctrination school(every day starts with readings from the Bible and everyone have to listen.not that it's bad but it may not seem comfortable for non christians and catholics(since SA is an Anglican institution))
TPJC:dunno yet.but i'd call them kampong champions.good in their area,lousy outside(correct me if i'm wrong)
NYJC:cheena sch(the main prototype even if there's a good race mix.they speak alot of chinese but at least they aren't as bad as HCI)
MJC:i haven't seen enough of them to give them an unsavoury nick
JJC:dunno yet
PJC:soccer wasteland(they remain the only JC without soccer as an official CCA.i wonder how those guys try to play soccer)
CJC:clubber JC(see lah...there got alot clubber one,and they seemed to be stretched thin by the balancing of cca ans academic achievements.so they stay chronically cham)
SRJC:cesspool(bengs call them super raffles jc.the rest find that this place is beng infested.and they are one of the places where ppl dun wan go,where they would rather go poly than go there and die like the rest)
YJC:rojak(you can mix and mash your subjects there.but some ppl say they damn cham.and of course there are also alot of bengs there.unless you are forced there don't ever put that in your option)
IJC:dunno yet
barthez has been suspended for 3+3 months for spitting at the ref.but who cares when you have a game last night
PSG 3 Nice 1-more than expected,but at least there's a route to salvation through the intertoto cup
PSG 3 Nice 1-more than expected,but at least there's a route to salvation through the intertoto cup
Friday, April 22, 2005
this is very late for the Dugout Times,but at least we have made it look like Here We Go on ESPN.would rather have it look like Football Focus though
EPL
23/04
Everton vs Birmingham-win again or draw
Chelsea vs Fulham-2 goals
Palace vs Liverpool-rafa to win or bust
Villa vs Bolton-bolton last minute
Blackburn vs Man City-draw or man city
Boro vs Brom-boro is too strong
Norwich vs Charlton-may hope for a norwich draw
24/04
Portsmouth vs Saints-portsmouth to edge this last min if not draw
Man U vs Newcastle-man u win.nothing else.margin is 1 to 2 goals
25/04
Arsenil vs Spurs-what else can i say.spurs win lah.1 goal
26/04
West Brom vs Blackburn-brom may get away with it
27/04
Newcastle vs Boro-boro to win or draw,because souness is now bust
Ligue 1
22/04(oh wait that's today)
PSG vs Nice-PSG would win this once
23/04
Monaco vs Toulouse-game on and 2-1
Nantes vs Marseille-Marseille win only
St Etienne vs Metz-draw
Strasbourg vs Lille-Lille win
Ajaccio vs Bordeaux-1-0
Caen vs Bastia-draw
Istres vs Rennes-rennes win 2-1
Lens vs Sochaux-2-1
24/04
Auxerre vs Lyon-draw or Lyon 1-0
Bundesliga
23/04
Dortmund vs Kaiserslautern-dortmund win or bust
Bayern vs Bochum-bayern 3-1
Stuttgart vs Wolfsburg-mostly stuttgart win
Hertha vs Schalke-schalke win
24/04
Leverkusen vs Werder-draw or leverkusen snatch a late goal
Serie A
23/04
Siena vs Udinese
Milan vs Parma
24/04
Sampdoria vs Roma
Atalanta vs Palermo
Messina vs Inter
Lazio vs Jtus
Primera Liga
23/04
Osasuna vs Atletico-home banker part 1 at 1-0
Real Madrid vs Villareal-home banker part 2 at 3-1
24/04
Valencia vs Albacete-home banker part 3 at 2-0
Getafe vs Levante-draw
Betis vs Sociedad-score draw or Betis win
Deportivo vs Racing-Deportivo win or they have 11 toots
Espanyol vs Zaragoza-Espanyol win
Malaga vs Farcelona-Farcelona will get triple jackpot
Athletic vs Sevilla-draw or Athletic win
Celtic vs Rangers-Celtic win 2-1
Anderlecht vs Standard Liege-draw or Anderlecht win.either way it's Brugge's title
Red Star vs Partizan-Partizan 2-1
Cup finals fixtures
Bayern vs Schalke
Galatasaray vs Fenerfarce
PSV vs Willem II
EPL
23/04
Everton vs Birmingham-win again or draw
Chelsea vs Fulham-2 goals
Palace vs Liverpool-rafa to win or bust
Villa vs Bolton-bolton last minute
Blackburn vs Man City-draw or man city
Boro vs Brom-boro is too strong
Norwich vs Charlton-may hope for a norwich draw
24/04
Portsmouth vs Saints-portsmouth to edge this last min if not draw
Man U vs Newcastle-man u win.nothing else.margin is 1 to 2 goals
25/04
Arsenil vs Spurs-what else can i say.spurs win lah.1 goal
26/04
West Brom vs Blackburn-brom may get away with it
27/04
Newcastle vs Boro-boro to win or draw,because souness is now bust
Ligue 1
22/04(oh wait that's today)
PSG vs Nice-PSG would win this once
23/04
Monaco vs Toulouse-game on and 2-1
Nantes vs Marseille-Marseille win only
St Etienne vs Metz-draw
Strasbourg vs Lille-Lille win
Ajaccio vs Bordeaux-1-0
Caen vs Bastia-draw
Istres vs Rennes-rennes win 2-1
Lens vs Sochaux-2-1
24/04
Auxerre vs Lyon-draw or Lyon 1-0
Bundesliga
23/04
Dortmund vs Kaiserslautern-dortmund win or bust
Bayern vs Bochum-bayern 3-1
Stuttgart vs Wolfsburg-mostly stuttgart win
Hertha vs Schalke-schalke win
24/04
Leverkusen vs Werder-draw or leverkusen snatch a late goal
Serie A
23/04
Siena vs Udinese
Milan vs Parma
24/04
Sampdoria vs Roma
Atalanta vs Palermo
Messina vs Inter
Lazio vs Jtus
Primera Liga
23/04
Osasuna vs Atletico-home banker part 1 at 1-0
Real Madrid vs Villareal-home banker part 2 at 3-1
24/04
Valencia vs Albacete-home banker part 3 at 2-0
Getafe vs Levante-draw
Betis vs Sociedad-score draw or Betis win
Deportivo vs Racing-Deportivo win or they have 11 toots
Espanyol vs Zaragoza-Espanyol win
Malaga vs Farcelona-Farcelona will get triple jackpot
Athletic vs Sevilla-draw or Athletic win
Celtic vs Rangers-Celtic win 2-1
Anderlecht vs Standard Liege-draw or Anderlecht win.either way it's Brugge's title
Red Star vs Partizan-Partizan 2-1
Cup finals fixtures
Bayern vs Schalke
Galatasaray vs Fenerfarce
PSV vs Willem II
Thursday, April 21, 2005
here's a jackass chock-full of bad news.take your pick for the best tragedy
Utrecht 3 AZ 2-flop part 1 as Alkmaar couldn't regain second place
Feyenoord 1 PSV 1(aet.ft 1-1.PSV win 4-2 on penalties)-the dutch cup semi final looked like a carbon copy of last week's lyon game.only thing was that the americans jacked a few missiles while the rest were crocked
Norwich 2 Newcastle 1-here's the conclusion.graeme souness can hang himself
Villa 0 Charlton 0-oof part 0.5
Man City 3 Birmingham 0-bashed up the punters
Spurs 1 WBA 1-as expected,no doubt
Portsmouth 1 Liverpool 2-after careful consideration of this performance,there will be 1.5 legions of rafa's worriers going to stamford bridge
Blackburn 1 Palace 0-got small lobang only
Everton 1 Man U 0-grand flop from man u
Chelsea 0 Arsenil 0-oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof...from the bridge to the bank we all went oof
Roma 0 Siena 2-dickshit as siena is going on a super rampage.next scalp would be jtus
Cagliari 1 Lazio 1-oof
Fiorentina 1 Messina 1-no excuse for any oof
Lecce 1 Bologna 1-oof again
Palermo 3 Brescia 3-oof part 3
Parma 1 Sampdoria 1-oof part 4
Udinese 1 Livorno 1-so much oof we are tired
Reggina 0 Atalanta 0-how many more oofs do we want
Milan 1 Chievo 0-half the result but it's still neck to neck
Juventus 0 Inter 1-last week they were enemies,now the rossoneri is eternally grateful for bashing capello back to earth
Utrecht 3 AZ 2-flop part 1 as Alkmaar couldn't regain second place
Feyenoord 1 PSV 1(aet.ft 1-1.PSV win 4-2 on penalties)-the dutch cup semi final looked like a carbon copy of last week's lyon game.only thing was that the americans jacked a few missiles while the rest were crocked
Norwich 2 Newcastle 1-here's the conclusion.graeme souness can hang himself
Villa 0 Charlton 0-oof part 0.5
Man City 3 Birmingham 0-bashed up the punters
Spurs 1 WBA 1-as expected,no doubt
Portsmouth 1 Liverpool 2-after careful consideration of this performance,there will be 1.5 legions of rafa's worriers going to stamford bridge
Blackburn 1 Palace 0-got small lobang only
Everton 1 Man U 0-grand flop from man u
Chelsea 0 Arsenil 0-oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof...from the bridge to the bank we all went oof
Roma 0 Siena 2-dickshit as siena is going on a super rampage.next scalp would be jtus
Cagliari 1 Lazio 1-oof
Fiorentina 1 Messina 1-no excuse for any oof
Lecce 1 Bologna 1-oof again
Palermo 3 Brescia 3-oof part 3
Parma 1 Sampdoria 1-oof part 4
Udinese 1 Livorno 1-so much oof we are tired
Reggina 0 Atalanta 0-how many more oofs do we want
Milan 1 Chievo 0-half the result but it's still neck to neck
Juventus 0 Inter 1-last week they were enemies,now the rossoneri is eternally grateful for bashing capello back to earth
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
as always the Dugout Times is in the thick of all the action this week...so here's the latest scores
Werder 2 Schalke 2(aet.ft:1-1.schalke win 5-4 on penalties)-not that i forgot to give bets for this one...but i think i've alot more premiership action to cover,so it would most likely be a bayern schalke final...with the goalie converting another spot kick
Clermont Auvergne 0 Monaco 1(aet)-that's dumb...but here's a shocker.apart from the ligue 1 team,here's ligue 2 sedan and with another 2 lower division teams(1 ligue 4 and another ligue 2) trying to get a giant killer each from auxerre and sochaux,i don't know if there will be a lower division final...
Bolton 1 Southampton 1-i didn't offer any bets in this one...lucky or i would have went oof
Boro 1 Fulham 1-same situation as well.an oof is the worst thing thinkable here
Werder 2 Schalke 2(aet.ft:1-1.schalke win 5-4 on penalties)-not that i forgot to give bets for this one...but i think i've alot more premiership action to cover,so it would most likely be a bayern schalke final...with the goalie converting another spot kick
Clermont Auvergne 0 Monaco 1(aet)-that's dumb...but here's a shocker.apart from the ligue 1 team,here's ligue 2 sedan and with another 2 lower division teams(1 ligue 4 and another ligue 2) trying to get a giant killer each from auxerre and sochaux,i don't know if there will be a lower division final...
Bolton 1 Southampton 1-i didn't offer any bets in this one...lucky or i would have went oof
Boro 1 Fulham 1-same situation as well.an oof is the worst thing thinkable here
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
the government has announced
i wasn't surprised at the building of an integrated resort with casino,i'd feel less surprised than that not being built at all,but here's the catch though,...listen to what chao ah beng has got to say
scene:a coffee shop in geylang where one of my editors caught him talking to kakis about ball talk
wah piang eh...our si beh power gahmen come out 2 IR,n got super plan some more...they decide build casino plus hotel plus all sort of stuff all mish mash inside,and i hear their plan so swee they address all plob in one go...see lah...i juz dun wan gahmen charge me $100 per entry...or i king liao...u see lah got alot ppl so scared for wad,they hum ji one...see lah they aflaid we sabo them go casino issit...why not they emiglate somewhere else...
(the singlish language prounciation has been left intact in this interview)
well i'm fine with 2 actually,kinda gives me a pleasant surprise though.but with these 2 casinos not really eating a large chunk of space,i have no idea why people can be so paranoid...say got alot of social ills only and no benefits?well i wonder why ppl can be one sided...but that doesn't mean businesses aren't exonerated...they will bear the brunt of any criticism if there's really a rise in gambling side effects as detractors say...a good luck in advance for them first
go back to that post on 3/3...where innova ppl all end up saying alot about my mini casino debate...that kinda hit all my predictions...like how my dugout times hit alot matches one
well the straits time is so useless...
continue:actually some of them only,as a football prediction site would.there would be no credit for singaporeans,and i forgot that there would be an exorbitant entry fee per entry...but actually that didn't really matter anyway
so to all those crying over spilt milk that the government has decided to build a casino...take it rationally and with pragmatism...
i wasn't surprised at the building of an integrated resort with casino,i'd feel less surprised than that not being built at all,but here's the catch though,...listen to what chao ah beng has got to say
scene:a coffee shop in geylang where one of my editors caught him talking to kakis about ball talk
wah piang eh...our si beh power gahmen come out 2 IR,n got super plan some more...they decide build casino plus hotel plus all sort of stuff all mish mash inside,and i hear their plan so swee they address all plob in one go...see lah...i juz dun wan gahmen charge me $100 per entry...or i king liao...u see lah got alot ppl so scared for wad,they hum ji one...see lah they aflaid we sabo them go casino issit...why not they emiglate somewhere else...
(the singlish language prounciation has been left intact in this interview)
well i'm fine with 2 actually,kinda gives me a pleasant surprise though.but with these 2 casinos not really eating a large chunk of space,i have no idea why people can be so paranoid...say got alot of social ills only and no benefits?well i wonder why ppl can be one sided...but that doesn't mean businesses aren't exonerated...they will bear the brunt of any criticism if there's really a rise in gambling side effects as detractors say...a good luck in advance for them first
go back to that post on 3/3...where innova ppl all end up saying alot about my mini casino debate...that kinda hit all my predictions...like how my dugout times hit alot matches one
well the straits time is so useless...
continue:actually some of them only,as a football prediction site would.there would be no credit for singaporeans,and i forgot that there would be an exorbitant entry fee per entry...but actually that didn't really matter anyway
so to all those crying over spilt milk that the government has decided to build a casino...take it rationally and with pragmatism...
porto is going very argentinian nowadays...but to the other 2 i think that doesn't make and effect...given they have become very desperado...according to what i know though,luis gonzalez is bought by porto so better watch this space for next season's portuguese league...we sure guarantee there's alot of action
Monday, April 18, 2005
choose between your desired headline
1)man u gobble up newcastle
2)ac milan look like shit
3)schalke flop again
i will choose 1),so let's get going
Man U 4 Newcastle 1-just as expected,with the return of Van the Man
Arsenil 3 Blackburn 0-instead of Arsenil crapping about how Blackburn played rugby football and acted rough,they should reflect on how crappy is the whole arsenil team.sure they can perform without henry,but once henry and vieira are sold,they can expect to return to the coca cola championship
Charlton 1 Bolton 2-big sam says he can get the champions league.well i think moyes will get that first,but first rate by all means
Palace 3 Norwich 3-as expected as both of them are going down
Fulham 1 Man City 1-oof
Liverpool 2 Spurs 2-at least expected but rafa would still go oof as everton closes in on that 4th spot they so wanted,and bolton as well
Southampton 2 Villa 3-guessed correctly,and it seems like it's game over for redknapp
Birmingham 0 Portsmouth 0-o-o-f part 2
Lille 2 Lens 1-yay!
Marseille 1 Ajaccio 2-what the heck...lyon and ajaccio can actually advertise about their brazillian firepowers and malaguetas that sting everyone.we got burnt on that one
Bastia 2 Toulouse 1-how much jackshit to load on the lorry from corsica?shit
Metz 2 Istres 1-as expected
Nice 0 Caen 1-nice try,but we choked on this fixture again
Rennes 2 St Etienne 2-oof part 2
Sochaux 1 Monaco 1-oof monaco,oof fixture
Bordeaux 0 Nantes 2-when we expected a number we got x.when we expected an x they gave number(1x2)
Auxerre 0 Strasbourg 0-dumb o-o-f
Lyon 0 PSG 1-very dumb
Hanover 0 Bayern 1-as expected again
Werder 0 Hertha 1-shit they went bust
Schalke 1 Hamburg 2-this is toot until cannot be toot.how to do a blow job while leading?simple
Hansa 2 Stuttgart 1-another bunch of idiots
Freiburg 1 Leverkusen 3-they didn't bust this one
Dortmund 1 Arminia 1-oof
Wolfsburg 0 Nuremburg 1-no mintal's menthols,but we got Wolf to bite wolves heads
Messina 1 Udinese 0-shit that's a reverse
Sampdoria 1 Palermo 0-as expected,but then they got a dubious penalty which saved us from going oof once again...phew
Roma 1 Reggina 2-roma went bust.lazio didn't
Inter 2 Cagliari 0-heng ah
Siena 2 Milan 1-ouch.we are bloody unlucky
Bologna 1 Lazio 2-they went against away frombook
Chievo 2 Parma 0-the first relegated side to win the UEFA Cup?I think that's likely
Livorno 2 Fiorentina 0-another swift return
Atletico 0 Espanyol 0-oof
Sevilla 0 Osasuna 1-oof square
Real Soceidad 1 Depor 0-hit
Villarreal 0 Betis 0-oof part 3
Racing 0 Athletic 2-hit again
Zaragoza 4 Numancia 1-end of the bottom team
Mallorca 0 Valencia 0-oof part 4
Levante 0 Real Madrid 2-as expected
Farcelona 2 Getafe 0-double profit
Celtic 3 Aberdeen 2-they must have wrapped up the title by then,
Feyenoord 2 Ajax 3-chao taiko,says feyenoord ultras.but then with PSV aiming one more shot at Willem II,it's most likely PSV's cup
Fenerfarce 3 Besiktas 4-forever Gala,forever Carew,and forever Red and Yellow.down with the blue and yellow assholes of Turkey
Zenit 1 CSKA 0-lame performance from CSKA
Spartak 5 Dinamo 1-they have a whole gang of portuguese.the other had the champs league scorer and 2 argentines.end result?the away team went kaput
IFK 0 Assyrika 3-what shit was that.how can a top team be whacked by 3 newcomers?no wonder they kelong,and with Malmo winning too...not another malmo title
Valerenga 2 Brann 1-as expected,but Rosenborg goes yum again...so how?
well too many oof days already
1)man u gobble up newcastle
2)ac milan look like shit
3)schalke flop again
i will choose 1),so let's get going
Man U 4 Newcastle 1-just as expected,with the return of Van the Man
Arsenil 3 Blackburn 0-instead of Arsenil crapping about how Blackburn played rugby football and acted rough,they should reflect on how crappy is the whole arsenil team.sure they can perform without henry,but once henry and vieira are sold,they can expect to return to the coca cola championship
Charlton 1 Bolton 2-big sam says he can get the champions league.well i think moyes will get that first,but first rate by all means
Palace 3 Norwich 3-as expected as both of them are going down
Fulham 1 Man City 1-oof
Liverpool 2 Spurs 2-at least expected but rafa would still go oof as everton closes in on that 4th spot they so wanted,and bolton as well
Southampton 2 Villa 3-guessed correctly,and it seems like it's game over for redknapp
Birmingham 0 Portsmouth 0-o-o-f part 2
Lille 2 Lens 1-yay!
Marseille 1 Ajaccio 2-what the heck...lyon and ajaccio can actually advertise about their brazillian firepowers and malaguetas that sting everyone.we got burnt on that one
Bastia 2 Toulouse 1-how much jackshit to load on the lorry from corsica?shit
Metz 2 Istres 1-as expected
Nice 0 Caen 1-nice try,but we choked on this fixture again
Rennes 2 St Etienne 2-oof part 2
Sochaux 1 Monaco 1-oof monaco,oof fixture
Bordeaux 0 Nantes 2-when we expected a number we got x.when we expected an x they gave number(1x2)
Auxerre 0 Strasbourg 0-dumb o-o-f
Lyon 0 PSG 1-very dumb
Hanover 0 Bayern 1-as expected again
Werder 0 Hertha 1-shit they went bust
Schalke 1 Hamburg 2-this is toot until cannot be toot.how to do a blow job while leading?simple
Hansa 2 Stuttgart 1-another bunch of idiots
Freiburg 1 Leverkusen 3-they didn't bust this one
Dortmund 1 Arminia 1-oof
Wolfsburg 0 Nuremburg 1-no mintal's menthols,but we got Wolf to bite wolves heads
Messina 1 Udinese 0-shit that's a reverse
Sampdoria 1 Palermo 0-as expected,but then they got a dubious penalty which saved us from going oof once again...phew
Roma 1 Reggina 2-roma went bust.lazio didn't
Inter 2 Cagliari 0-heng ah
Siena 2 Milan 1-ouch.we are bloody unlucky
Bologna 1 Lazio 2-they went against away frombook
Chievo 2 Parma 0-the first relegated side to win the UEFA Cup?I think that's likely
Livorno 2 Fiorentina 0-another swift return
Atletico 0 Espanyol 0-oof
Sevilla 0 Osasuna 1-oof square
Real Soceidad 1 Depor 0-hit
Villarreal 0 Betis 0-oof part 3
Racing 0 Athletic 2-hit again
Zaragoza 4 Numancia 1-end of the bottom team
Mallorca 0 Valencia 0-oof part 4
Levante 0 Real Madrid 2-as expected
Farcelona 2 Getafe 0-double profit
Celtic 3 Aberdeen 2-they must have wrapped up the title by then,
Feyenoord 2 Ajax 3-chao taiko,says feyenoord ultras.but then with PSV aiming one more shot at Willem II,it's most likely PSV's cup
Fenerfarce 3 Besiktas 4-forever Gala,forever Carew,and forever Red and Yellow.down with the blue and yellow assholes of Turkey
Zenit 1 CSKA 0-lame performance from CSKA
Spartak 5 Dinamo 1-they have a whole gang of portuguese.the other had the champs league scorer and 2 argentines.end result?the away team went kaput
IFK 0 Assyrika 3-what shit was that.how can a top team be whacked by 3 newcomers?no wonder they kelong,and with Malmo winning too...not another malmo title
Valerenga 2 Brann 1-as expected,but Rosenborg goes yum again...so how?
well too many oof days already
Saturday, April 16, 2005
people would be saying,how inept is uefa.first it was mourinho snubbing them and then they made a din out of that.now they merely banned inter from playing 6 home games next season.
as crappy as possible here's next weekday's games
20/04/05
Roma - Siena -home banker part 1.1 goal to boot
Cagliari - Lazio -home banker part 2.2-1 this time
Fiorentina - Messina -draw
Lecce - Bologna -lecce win
Milan - Chievo -Milan win 2-0
Palermo - Brescia -Palermo to win last minute
Parma - Sampdoria -Samp would surely pile more piles on the home side
Reggina - Atalanta -score draw Udinese - Livorno -udinese to use whatever steam left to win Juventus - Inter-Jtus draw or nothing else,considering the lack of adriano
20/04/05
Villa - Charlton -score draw of not more than 4 goals
Man. City - Birmingham -man city to draw
Tottenham - West Brom -draw or spurs win,unless another getafe was rolled out of the conveyor belt Norwich - Newcastle -newcastle seems too strong unless they flopped like man u
Portsmouth - Liverpool -liverpool win or draw if they don't want another legion of rafa's worriers because there will be 2 coming soon
Blackburn - Palace -blackburn win
Chelsea - Arsenil -chelsea will surely whip arsenil's ass.anything the other way round and we will say it's a ploy by gangsters
Everton - Man. United -man u to get away with it
as crappy as possible here's next weekday's games
20/04/05
Roma - Siena -home banker part 1.1 goal to boot
Cagliari - Lazio -home banker part 2.2-1 this time
Fiorentina - Messina -draw
Lecce - Bologna -lecce win
Milan - Chievo -Milan win 2-0
Palermo - Brescia -Palermo to win last minute
Parma - Sampdoria -Samp would surely pile more piles on the home side
Reggina - Atalanta -score draw Udinese - Livorno -udinese to use whatever steam left to win Juventus - Inter-Jtus draw or nothing else,considering the lack of adriano
20/04/05
Villa - Charlton -score draw of not more than 4 goals
Man. City - Birmingham -man city to draw
Tottenham - West Brom -draw or spurs win,unless another getafe was rolled out of the conveyor belt Norwich - Newcastle -newcastle seems too strong unless they flopped like man u
Portsmouth - Liverpool -liverpool win or draw if they don't want another legion of rafa's worriers because there will be 2 coming soon
Blackburn - Palace -blackburn win
Chelsea - Arsenil -chelsea will surely whip arsenil's ass.anything the other way round and we will say it's a ploy by gangsters
Everton - Man. United -man u to get away with it
Friday, April 15, 2005
well scandinavian and russian stuff are on the way,so here's me shooting.wait romanian stuff as well
Sweden
newcomers assyrika went down bravely to hammarby 1-2 so there would be abit of worries in the IFK camp who were fresh from going through to the royal league final.so expect another closely fought match where the newly promoted side will most likely stay on top for a few more seasons.as for halmstad vs djurgarden,the last year runner up are in for a torrid time
Norway
Valerenga and Brann are left to fight it out as Rosenborg starts hunting again,which would signal yet another win for the trondheim giants.in the royal league actually both norwegians were caught napping,so there's no indication what will happen this week
Russia
double bill this week.zenit vs newly victorious CSKA would be a near no contest if not for CSKA losing at auxerre.but frankly they were actually resting for this game so they most likely had their hands very full.as for spartak vs dinamo i think that would end up in a draw,not if either side scored.a score draw is extremely likely
Romania
according to what happened during the 3 weeks i wan't covering the romanian league,national has started to look like nutheads while steaua could only whimper oof twice even when they won dinamo 1-0.steaua are mostly getting away with it
Sweden
newcomers assyrika went down bravely to hammarby 1-2 so there would be abit of worries in the IFK camp who were fresh from going through to the royal league final.so expect another closely fought match where the newly promoted side will most likely stay on top for a few more seasons.as for halmstad vs djurgarden,the last year runner up are in for a torrid time
Norway
Valerenga and Brann are left to fight it out as Rosenborg starts hunting again,which would signal yet another win for the trondheim giants.in the royal league actually both norwegians were caught napping,so there's no indication what will happen this week
Russia
double bill this week.zenit vs newly victorious CSKA would be a near no contest if not for CSKA losing at auxerre.but frankly they were actually resting for this game so they most likely had their hands very full.as for spartak vs dinamo i think that would end up in a draw,not if either side scored.a score draw is extremely likely
Romania
according to what happened during the 3 weeks i wan't covering the romanian league,national has started to look like nutheads while steaua could only whimper oof twice even when they won dinamo 1-0.steaua are mostly getting away with it
we dunno...but it's a hattrick of oof days this week
AZ 1 Villareal 1 (3-2 aggregate)-well they drew and got out.oof
Auxerre 2 CSKA 0(2-4)-ultimately,you need 5 goals to topple the muscovites.but they only got 2.so they were dead
Parma 0 Auxerre 0(1-1.Parma away goals)-ooooooooof and we lost heavily
Sporting 4 Newcastle 1(4-2)-what a win.in the end souness would bemoan that lady luck deserted him at such a point
AZ 1 Villareal 1 (3-2 aggregate)-well they drew and got out.oof
Auxerre 2 CSKA 0(2-4)-ultimately,you need 5 goals to topple the muscovites.but they only got 2.so they were dead
Parma 0 Auxerre 0(1-1.Parma away goals)-ooooooooof and we lost heavily
Sporting 4 Newcastle 1(4-2)-what a win.in the end souness would bemoan that lady luck deserted him at such a point
Thursday, April 14, 2005
this is an exclusive coverage of the FA cup semis
Blackburn vs Arsenil-i think arsenil will clutch their asses back to london aet
newcastle vs man u-game over for newcastle
Blackburn vs Arsenil-i think arsenil will clutch their asses back to london aet
newcastle vs man u-game over for newcastle
so the only thing we heard last night is oof
Juventus 0 Liverpool 0(1-2 on aggregate)--o-o-f and obviously our gamble failed miserably.so how chelski gobbles up liverpool in the semis
PSV 1 Lyon 1(aet 1-1.aggregate 2-2.PSV win 4-2 on penalty shootout)-oof again.2 oofs in 2 matches is just not on.but at least hiddink got away with it,so was gomes who saved 2 penalties
Juventus 0 Liverpool 0(1-2 on aggregate)--o-o-f and obviously our gamble failed miserably.so how chelski gobbles up liverpool in the semis
PSV 1 Lyon 1(aet 1-1.aggregate 2-2.PSV win 4-2 on penalty shootout)-oof again.2 oofs in 2 matches is just not on.but at least hiddink got away with it,so was gomes who saved 2 penalties
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
FA Cup semis this week..so there's reduced EPL coverage.but we have a hattrick of ligue 1 explosives out here
16/04/05
Charlton - Bolton-draw or bolton win 1
Palace - Norwich-score draw
Fulham - Man. City-man city to score a late goal
Liverpool - Tottenham-pool may win or at least draw
Southampton - Villa-villa to edge this at last minutes
Birmingham - Portsmouth-birmingham win 1
16/04/05
Lille - Lens-Lille to win this northern derby
Marseille - Ajaccio-ajaccio with 2 brazillians would lose by the same scoreline
Metz - Istres-metz win
Nice - Caen-nice to gobble this simple task up
Rennes - St Etienne-if you go brittany here's some specials cooked breton style.unfortunately green veggies would also be cooked this way
Sochaux - Monaco-Monaco to get away with it
Bastia - Toulouse-home advantage isn't a guarantee of survival.this time they are dead
Bordeaux - Nantes-draw
17/04/05
Auxerre - Strasbourg-strasbourg may find angered burgundians too strong for their liking
Lyon - PSG-another derby.this time lyon is going to whip PSG
16/04/05
Hannover - Bayern -bayern to win
Dortmund - Arminia -simplest job here
Freiburg - Leverkusen -leverkusen 1-0
Bremen - Hertha -werder win or bust
Schalke - Hamburg -last week's blow job not withstanding here's some hamburgers to feast on
Hansa - Stuttgart -stuttgart to whip this one
17/04/05
Wolfsburg - Nuremberg -the phantom of nuremburg is coming.wolfsburg may seem ill prepared for this one,so a draw or mintal's menthols cooling up the visitor's positions seem likely
16/04/05
Messina - Udinese -udinese win 1
Roma - Reggina -roma to win or bust
Sampdoria - Palermo -samp win again
17/04/05
Internazionale - Cagliari -inter get away
Siena - Milan -siena isn't going to be so lucky
Juventus - Lecce -fleeced in the delle alpi
Bologna - Lazio -lazio's bad away form will finish them off
Chievo - Parma -parma to climb
Livorno - Fiorentina -draw
16/04/05
Sevilla - Osasuna-sevilla win
Atletico - Espanyol -atletico would use home advantage
Real Sociedad - Deportivo -depor may be dead there
1
7/04/05
Villarreal - Betis -betis needs free kicks.others need not apply.but then with villareal atacking,they may lose
Racing - Athletic -athletic is too strong
Zaragoza - Numancia -zaragoza has this super easy task.they will do it
Mallorca - Valencia -valencia to pile the islanders down in the mud
Levante - Real Madrid -levante are in for some crap
Farcelona - Getafe -if getafe can lose 1-0...everyone profits.so we decide to cash in on this
Fenerfarce vs Besiktas-gala would pay alot juz for a besiktas win.i think that will end in a draw though
Feyenoord-Ajax-since PSV has crap opponents at their disposal this decides the uefa cup places as alkmaar will take that second slot home.but i think that will be a score draw or feyenoord win
Celtic vs Aberdeen-showtime.rangers blew up yesterday,while livingston were crushed like peanuts.so i think celtic will win while rangers draw.after that 24/04 will be game over for rangers
16/04/05
Charlton - Bolton-draw or bolton win 1
Palace - Norwich-score draw
Fulham - Man. City-man city to score a late goal
Liverpool - Tottenham-pool may win or at least draw
Southampton - Villa-villa to edge this at last minutes
Birmingham - Portsmouth-birmingham win 1
16/04/05
Lille - Lens-Lille to win this northern derby
Marseille - Ajaccio-ajaccio with 2 brazillians would lose by the same scoreline
Metz - Istres-metz win
Nice - Caen-nice to gobble this simple task up
Rennes - St Etienne-if you go brittany here's some specials cooked breton style.unfortunately green veggies would also be cooked this way
Sochaux - Monaco-Monaco to get away with it
Bastia - Toulouse-home advantage isn't a guarantee of survival.this time they are dead
Bordeaux - Nantes-draw
17/04/05
Auxerre - Strasbourg-strasbourg may find angered burgundians too strong for their liking
Lyon - PSG-another derby.this time lyon is going to whip PSG
16/04/05
Hannover - Bayern -bayern to win
Dortmund - Arminia -simplest job here
Freiburg - Leverkusen -leverkusen 1-0
Bremen - Hertha -werder win or bust
Schalke - Hamburg -last week's blow job not withstanding here's some hamburgers to feast on
Hansa - Stuttgart -stuttgart to whip this one
17/04/05
Wolfsburg - Nuremberg -the phantom of nuremburg is coming.wolfsburg may seem ill prepared for this one,so a draw or mintal's menthols cooling up the visitor's positions seem likely
16/04/05
Messina - Udinese -udinese win 1
Roma - Reggina -roma to win or bust
Sampdoria - Palermo -samp win again
17/04/05
Internazionale - Cagliari -inter get away
Siena - Milan -siena isn't going to be so lucky
Juventus - Lecce -fleeced in the delle alpi
Bologna - Lazio -lazio's bad away form will finish them off
Chievo - Parma -parma to climb
Livorno - Fiorentina -draw
16/04/05
Sevilla - Osasuna-sevilla win
Atletico - Espanyol -atletico would use home advantage
Real Sociedad - Deportivo -depor may be dead there
1
7/04/05
Villarreal - Betis -betis needs free kicks.others need not apply.but then with villareal atacking,they may lose
Racing - Athletic -athletic is too strong
Zaragoza - Numancia -zaragoza has this super easy task.they will do it
Mallorca - Valencia -valencia to pile the islanders down in the mud
Levante - Real Madrid -levante are in for some crap
Farcelona - Getafe -if getafe can lose 1-0...everyone profits.so we decide to cash in on this
Fenerfarce vs Besiktas-gala would pay alot juz for a besiktas win.i think that will end in a draw though
Feyenoord-Ajax-since PSV has crap opponents at their disposal this decides the uefa cup places as alkmaar will take that second slot home.but i think that will be a score draw or feyenoord win
Celtic vs Aberdeen-showtime.rangers blew up yesterday,while livingston were crushed like peanuts.so i think celtic will win while rangers draw.after that 24/04 will be game over for rangers
we dunno what we are doing,but thankfully we could reclaim one of the cash
Bayern 3 Chelsea 2-what a comeback from 1-0 down,when they scored twice in extra time.unfortunately they would have liked to score a goal more or chelski score one less...yawn the pizza-man came too late for the super pizza.so chelski vs jtus or rafa is a no show.as for this rui faria in the beanie,i don't know what happened,but one thing's for sure mourinho would feel less invincible
Inter 0 AC Milan 1-the Inter ultras did something foolish as to throw flares onto the field.one hit dida.last time they smashed a moped(of course flambeed) on the field for atalanta as a treat they didn't get caught.now merk caught all of them in the act and not that ac would love to do another 0-6 again,but i think they will award the tie to milan with 1-0 to boot
Bayern 3 Chelsea 2-what a comeback from 1-0 down,when they scored twice in extra time.unfortunately they would have liked to score a goal more or chelski score one less...yawn the pizza-man came too late for the super pizza.so chelski vs jtus or rafa is a no show.as for this rui faria in the beanie,i don't know what happened,but one thing's for sure mourinho would feel less invincible
Inter 0 AC Milan 1-the Inter ultras did something foolish as to throw flares onto the field.one hit dida.last time they smashed a moped(of course flambeed) on the field for atalanta as a treat they didn't get caught.now merk caught all of them in the act and not that ac would love to do another 0-6 again,but i think they will award the tie to milan with 1-0 to boot
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
the second show of this year is RJC's A Tempo XVI,and of course my mum's used to my concert going routines.here's Concert Tip No 2:never show up late.the earlier the better.but there's a limit.45 minutes at most.gives you ample time to mill around and still saunter into the venue 10 mins before concert starts
ok...i'm very likely going to sound like some editor from Wine and Dine,so i'll try
of course i saw a whole gang of your kakis,or ex ones i mean.so the list include(in order of appearance) Yuan Ru(too bad she appealed back to IJC),the innova guy who appealed into HCl thru band,Samz,another Innova girl who's now in NYJC(apparently she knows about the rumour about Juliana and me),Ms Ng,my juniors from CCHSM who i miss alot,my CHC fren and Shortie(with her kakis as well) and a whole lot of AJC ppl
since i wasn't down for any council briefing,as a rich dude with money to burn,spending a night at the Esplanade is the ultimate decadence
so how,let's check out the repertoire
there's a medieval theme for this A tempo,esp when i saw the promo posters on the day i crashed so the start goes like this
Huntingtower
that's a ballad,they say.but i think i find the insistent bass note emanating more like a opera.but anyhow that fairly exploded with rhythm with a few high points in between.apparently it seemed haunted to the person who wrote the programme,but not me.i find it more like a tragedy
Time to take back the Knights (The Chosen)
a contrasting piece that is quite boppy,and not another medieval ball theme.whereas the last piece was very solemn,this seemed more like the appetizer
Funiculi-Funicula Rhapsody
funny name.but nothing funny by all means.more cute than funny.winds around your eardrums in a brilliant rhapsody.quite cool
With Heart and Voice
inspired by an old spanish hymn,as they said.so how,they literally played this out with their heart and soul and letting the instruments do the talking
Pirates of the Carribean
cameo by the Raffles Winds(aka the Rafflesian Alumni band).need i say more?quite a rousing piece that is conferred a brass cloak by the orchestra
St Florian's Choral
the composer wasn't popular at first,but this great choral piece retains its 18th century charm,updated with more grace.
Finale from Symphony no 5
whereas ACJC made it sombre,RJC made it sounded more optimistic
Celtic Folk Song Suite
the celtic elements are sorely lacking,but it more than compensated with the grace only brass can give.the middle one was more light,presumably to herald the next song that's just as heavy as the first
Evergreen 70s
you know what,the percussion men look funky in that one,obviously one to dance to,literally
and they are so forthcoming with encores they performed 2,one conducted by a student conductor and one by the in house Japanese counductor
and with the addition of unusual stuff like piano and electric bass,they aren't going to be toppled off their best band award soon
ok...i'm very likely going to sound like some editor from Wine and Dine,so i'll try
of course i saw a whole gang of your kakis,or ex ones i mean.so the list include(in order of appearance) Yuan Ru(too bad she appealed back to IJC),the innova guy who appealed into HCl thru band,Samz,another Innova girl who's now in NYJC(apparently she knows about the rumour about Juliana and me),Ms Ng,my juniors from CCHSM who i miss alot,my CHC fren and Shortie(with her kakis as well) and a whole lot of AJC ppl
since i wasn't down for any council briefing,as a rich dude with money to burn,spending a night at the Esplanade is the ultimate decadence
so how,let's check out the repertoire
there's a medieval theme for this A tempo,esp when i saw the promo posters on the day i crashed so the start goes like this
Huntingtower
that's a ballad,they say.but i think i find the insistent bass note emanating more like a opera.but anyhow that fairly exploded with rhythm with a few high points in between.apparently it seemed haunted to the person who wrote the programme,but not me.i find it more like a tragedy
Time to take back the Knights (The Chosen)
a contrasting piece that is quite boppy,and not another medieval ball theme.whereas the last piece was very solemn,this seemed more like the appetizer
Funiculi-Funicula Rhapsody
funny name.but nothing funny by all means.more cute than funny.winds around your eardrums in a brilliant rhapsody.quite cool
With Heart and Voice
inspired by an old spanish hymn,as they said.so how,they literally played this out with their heart and soul and letting the instruments do the talking
Pirates of the Carribean
cameo by the Raffles Winds(aka the Rafflesian Alumni band).need i say more?quite a rousing piece that is conferred a brass cloak by the orchestra
St Florian's Choral
the composer wasn't popular at first,but this great choral piece retains its 18th century charm,updated with more grace.
Finale from Symphony no 5
whereas ACJC made it sombre,RJC made it sounded more optimistic
Celtic Folk Song Suite
the celtic elements are sorely lacking,but it more than compensated with the grace only brass can give.the middle one was more light,presumably to herald the next song that's just as heavy as the first
Evergreen 70s
you know what,the percussion men look funky in that one,obviously one to dance to,literally
and they are so forthcoming with encores they performed 2,one conducted by a student conductor and one by the in house Japanese counductor
and with the addition of unusual stuff like piano and electric bass,they aren't going to be toppled off their best band award soon
tonight is more or less decided already
Bayern vs Chelsea-a 1-0 win would not be enough,neither would a draw or even a 0-1.but i think it will be scenario 3
Inter vs AC Milan-Adriano returns.but according to what i know the Rossoneri is still going to draw or win
Juventus vs Liverpool-the shocking reverting from Warriors to Worriers aside,i think Jtus is getting away with that all important goal
PSV vs Lyon-not that the Lyonnais are going to do another 7-2,but PSV knows every cheat code from American and Asian gamers.so what's next is that they will know the French one as well,apart from being provided the Brazillian cheat codes.so a 1-0 win is okay to us
Sporting vs Newcastle-Since Souness luck is fast running out,i think the hosts will win 2-0
AZ Alkmaar vs Villareal-so villareal are trying desperately to avoid CSKA.they want to win at the Alkmaarderhout.i don't think it's possible
Auxerre vs CSKA-another tactic of CSKA is to win at home and draw away.but i think they would lose,but who's the ultimate loser?watch the match for details
Parma vs Austria-Sevilla has crashed there before.but far from doing so i think there will be another Zaragoza or Athletic
Bayern vs Chelsea-a 1-0 win would not be enough,neither would a draw or even a 0-1.but i think it will be scenario 3
Inter vs AC Milan-Adriano returns.but according to what i know the Rossoneri is still going to draw or win
Juventus vs Liverpool-the shocking reverting from Warriors to Worriers aside,i think Jtus is getting away with that all important goal
PSV vs Lyon-not that the Lyonnais are going to do another 7-2,but PSV knows every cheat code from American and Asian gamers.so what's next is that they will know the French one as well,apart from being provided the Brazillian cheat codes.so a 1-0 win is okay to us
Sporting vs Newcastle-Since Souness luck is fast running out,i think the hosts will win 2-0
AZ Alkmaar vs Villareal-so villareal are trying desperately to avoid CSKA.they want to win at the Alkmaarderhout.i don't think it's possible
Auxerre vs CSKA-another tactic of CSKA is to win at home and draw away.but i think they would lose,but who's the ultimate loser?watch the match for details
Parma vs Austria-Sevilla has crashed there before.but far from doing so i think there will be another Zaragoza or Athletic
Monday, April 11, 2005
so fire off
Villa 1 West Brom 1-now that Brom are out of the relegation zone,what's next?blame villa for not holding on well
Everton 4 Crystal Palace 0-most likely it's going to be game over for Palace
Spurs 1 Newcastle 0-you know what,graeme souness has no more luck to turn to.after that they will crash out of the UEFA cup in Lisbon
Ajaccio 4 Auxerre 3-For home advantage,how about Brazilians to make it double dies for the Burgundians...oof
Panathinaikos 1 Olympiacos 0-hit by a bullet
Lazio 3 Livorno 1-as expected
Palermo 2 Messina 1-this Sicilian derby was within my expectations
Cagliari 0 Sampdoria 0-o-o-uveres delight
Udinese 3 Roma 3-oof
Reggina 1 Parma 3-now that they are back...is there anything for Austria to worry?not yet
Lecce 2 Siena 2-oof part 2
Real Madrid 4 Farcelona 2-Etoo and Ronaldinho score.you wanted it.so they showed up.But what you didn't expect is that Zidane the Superman,Mike the Big Midget,Ronaldo the Alien and Raul el Rey shows upand so what happens is that they cut Farce lead to 6
Valencia 2 Malaga 2-Marco di Vaio always show up at the wrong time.oof by all means
Getafe 1 Albacete 0-now a decent mid table position is specially arranged for Getafe
Betis 2 Levante 2-oof part 2
Depor 1 Villareal 1-oof again as Depor failed to take advantage of the poor away record
Espanyol 1 Sevilla 3-they did so for 0 mins.off you go fools
Trabzonspor 2 Galatasaray 0-Fatih Tekke didn't score.that's the only bright point.so what to do with Fenerfarce?they need to thank this particular Karadeniz before he defects to Gala and then Trabzonspor defeat them.how cool is that
Club Brugge 1 Standard 1-another oof to ruin the day
Malmo 1 IFK 2-even Rosenberg himself can't save being crapped around by their Gothenburg opponents.was that going to be IFK's year?maybe.you may have to see what happens in the Royal League
Helsingborg 2 Halmstad 0-clearly missing Rosenberg.so how
Rosenborg 2 Aaleslund 2-the only thing the Trondheimers can be happy about is that Tromso and Valerenga are caught napping
CSKA 5 Kyryla 0-is they could apply this result against auxerre that would be an achievement
Dinamo 1 Saturn 0-so they look good
Tom 2 Zenit 0-game over for Zenit
Rostov 0 Spartak 1-how to inch back to the championship?learn how to win 1-0
Villa 1 West Brom 1-now that Brom are out of the relegation zone,what's next?blame villa for not holding on well
Everton 4 Crystal Palace 0-most likely it's going to be game over for Palace
Spurs 1 Newcastle 0-you know what,graeme souness has no more luck to turn to.after that they will crash out of the UEFA cup in Lisbon
Ajaccio 4 Auxerre 3-For home advantage,how about Brazilians to make it double dies for the Burgundians...oof
Panathinaikos 1 Olympiacos 0-hit by a bullet
Lazio 3 Livorno 1-as expected
Palermo 2 Messina 1-this Sicilian derby was within my expectations
Cagliari 0 Sampdoria 0-o-o-uveres delight
Udinese 3 Roma 3-oof
Reggina 1 Parma 3-now that they are back...is there anything for Austria to worry?not yet
Lecce 2 Siena 2-oof part 2
Real Madrid 4 Farcelona 2-Etoo and Ronaldinho score.you wanted it.so they showed up.But what you didn't expect is that Zidane the Superman,Mike the Big Midget,Ronaldo the Alien and Raul el Rey shows upand so what happens is that they cut Farce lead to 6
Valencia 2 Malaga 2-Marco di Vaio always show up at the wrong time.oof by all means
Getafe 1 Albacete 0-now a decent mid table position is specially arranged for Getafe
Betis 2 Levante 2-oof part 2
Depor 1 Villareal 1-oof again as Depor failed to take advantage of the poor away record
Espanyol 1 Sevilla 3-they did so for 0 mins.off you go fools
Trabzonspor 2 Galatasaray 0-Fatih Tekke didn't score.that's the only bright point.so what to do with Fenerfarce?they need to thank this particular Karadeniz before he defects to Gala and then Trabzonspor defeat them.how cool is that
Club Brugge 1 Standard 1-another oof to ruin the day
Malmo 1 IFK 2-even Rosenberg himself can't save being crapped around by their Gothenburg opponents.was that going to be IFK's year?maybe.you may have to see what happens in the Royal League
Helsingborg 2 Halmstad 0-clearly missing Rosenberg.so how
Rosenborg 2 Aaleslund 2-the only thing the Trondheimers can be happy about is that Tromso and Valerenga are caught napping
CSKA 5 Kyryla 0-is they could apply this result against auxerre that would be an achievement
Dinamo 1 Saturn 0-so they look good
Tom 2 Zenit 0-game over for Zenit
Rostov 0 Spartak 1-how to inch back to the championship?learn how to win 1-0
Sunday, April 10, 2005
as always the same old routine
Blackburn 3 Southampton 0-phew
Bolton 3 Fulham 1-hit partial
Chelsea 1 Birmingham 1-oof
Man City 1 Liverpool 0-wah so fast revert back to worrier mode...wait it's until 90 min then revert
Boro 0 Arsenil 1-one fucking ass scored
Portsmouth 4 Cahrlton 2-at least portsmouth got into safety
Norwich 2 Man U 0-wasn't that a typo error?no right?another flop?22 bastards on the pitch
Nantes 2 Lyon 2-doggone oof except for a double
PSG 1 Bordeaux 1--oof part 2
Strasbourg 1 Marseile 0-bam
St Etienne 3 Bastia 0--heng ah
caen 0 Metz 1-also poised for the drop
Toulouse 0 Rennes 2-we got hit by a car
Istres 2 Sochaux 0-desperados win leave us with none
Lens 0 Nice 0--o-o-f
Bayern 2 Mgladbach 1--as expected
Stuttgart 3 Schalke 0-Not another flop
Leverkusen 0 Dortmund 1--terboom
Hamburg 1 Bremen 2-hit
Bologna 0 Inter 1--phew no draw
Milan 1 Brescia 1--oof
Fiorentina 3 Juventus 3--oof part 2 so both still stay joint top
Numancia 1 Atletico 0-another flop of the day
Athletic 3 Sociedad 0-no betting.but i think i would have hit that anyway
yawn that's all for now...
Blackburn 3 Southampton 0-phew
Bolton 3 Fulham 1-hit partial
Chelsea 1 Birmingham 1-oof
Man City 1 Liverpool 0-wah so fast revert back to worrier mode...wait it's until 90 min then revert
Boro 0 Arsenil 1-one fucking ass scored
Portsmouth 4 Cahrlton 2-at least portsmouth got into safety
Norwich 2 Man U 0-wasn't that a typo error?no right?another flop?22 bastards on the pitch
Nantes 2 Lyon 2-doggone oof except for a double
PSG 1 Bordeaux 1--oof part 2
Strasbourg 1 Marseile 0-bam
St Etienne 3 Bastia 0--heng ah
caen 0 Metz 1-also poised for the drop
Toulouse 0 Rennes 2-we got hit by a car
Istres 2 Sochaux 0-desperados win leave us with none
Lens 0 Nice 0--o-o-f
Bayern 2 Mgladbach 1--as expected
Stuttgart 3 Schalke 0-Not another flop
Leverkusen 0 Dortmund 1--terboom
Hamburg 1 Bremen 2-hit
Bologna 0 Inter 1--phew no draw
Milan 1 Brescia 1--oof
Fiorentina 3 Juventus 3--oof part 2 so both still stay joint top
Numancia 1 Atletico 0-another flop of the day
Athletic 3 Sociedad 0-no betting.but i think i would have hit that anyway
yawn that's all for now...
Saturday, April 09, 2005
juz had my students council interview.frankly speaking rjc were doing a weeding out job by reducing 280+++ to 25.vjc,according to an insider have almost everyone thru to campaigning stage.so ajc have 54-70 ppl running(exact ppl not known as some had cca and others have dropped out of the running) and the interview is a mere mental test to weed out subversive elements and unsound minds.but i was slightly unlucky to get mr (you-know-who-the-heck).juz hope he dun boot ppl out more than the rest
and well it's been a good week for me.got into ajc debate,which brings the glammest job other than being in the student council.topple the big 3 debaters.and with recre soccer(thu) and/or recre hockey(tue) to boot,how exciting can ajc be.then there's the andersonian revolution thingy.details confidential
so having the most ex tickets of a tempo means that i'll be very busy on monday.project work not withstanding
and well it's been a good week for me.got into ajc debate,which brings the glammest job other than being in the student council.topple the big 3 debaters.and with recre soccer(thu) and/or recre hockey(tue) to boot,how exciting can ajc be.then there's the andersonian revolution thingy.details confidential
so having the most ex tickets of a tempo means that i'll be very busy on monday.project work not withstanding
Friday, April 08, 2005
being the exclusive purveyor of scandinavian football in singapore(unless someone shows up and claims he covers even abit of swedish league) we decide to give you a superb coverage
Sweden
IFK has started a mini cleanup starting with their coach,and Malmo urgently called back Rosenberg after he nearly finished off the same team who he was farmed out from.Hammarby and Djurgardens have started buying stuff in order to challenge again,but signs still point to
Malmo
this season starts with Helsingborg vs Halmstad,2 vastly weakened sides that would try for a draw if at all...while sunday's Malmo vs IFK is poised to be a preview of what's goin 2 happen in the season to come,and tuesday's Assyriska vs Hammarby would be the first ever game on top for the minority side newly promoted,for which i'd opt for a nail biting finish(esp when there's a visit to IFK looming next sunday)
Norway
Rosenborg again?or Valerenga.bring in Brann.so how.mr rekdal has brought in a south african,among other things,while Rosenborg lost a pre season friendly against Viking.since rosenborg was relatively quiet in transfer market recently...
17/04 is Valerenga vs Brann.unfortunately all eyes,even in Oslo would be on Rosenborg on Sunday,where anything other than a win would send worry signals.but frankly i don't think there would be any
Russia
our editor covered alot of cold war this week.but i think russian league is going to be a hot war
last week CSKA could only draw with Locomotiv.as for Dinamo Moscow(of what we know Derlei is there) they are romping.but the main show is now staged in st petersburg,where Zenit had just ran over Terek 5-1,keeping an unbeaten record.saturn has been the surprise package so far,trailing only st petersburg while topping over the moscow teams(Torpedo,Dinamo(6;goal difference),CSKA,Loko(5 pt;goal diff),Spartak,Moskva(4 pt,still goal diff).so dinamo are trying to show who's boss,this week against saturn.a very narrow 1-0 win would do.next week will be Zenit vs CSKA and Spartak vs Dinamo
oh yeah...will cover this as a premium service on top of normal continential Europe soccer
Sweden
IFK has started a mini cleanup starting with their coach,and Malmo urgently called back Rosenberg after he nearly finished off the same team who he was farmed out from.Hammarby and Djurgardens have started buying stuff in order to challenge again,but signs still point to
Malmo
this season starts with Helsingborg vs Halmstad,2 vastly weakened sides that would try for a draw if at all...while sunday's Malmo vs IFK is poised to be a preview of what's goin 2 happen in the season to come,and tuesday's Assyriska vs Hammarby would be the first ever game on top for the minority side newly promoted,for which i'd opt for a nail biting finish(esp when there's a visit to IFK looming next sunday)
Norway
Rosenborg again?or Valerenga.bring in Brann.so how.mr rekdal has brought in a south african,among other things,while Rosenborg lost a pre season friendly against Viking.since rosenborg was relatively quiet in transfer market recently...
17/04 is Valerenga vs Brann.unfortunately all eyes,even in Oslo would be on Rosenborg on Sunday,where anything other than a win would send worry signals.but frankly i don't think there would be any
Russia
our editor covered alot of cold war this week.but i think russian league is going to be a hot war
last week CSKA could only draw with Locomotiv.as for Dinamo Moscow(of what we know Derlei is there) they are romping.but the main show is now staged in st petersburg,where Zenit had just ran over Terek 5-1,keeping an unbeaten record.saturn has been the surprise package so far,trailing only st petersburg while topping over the moscow teams(Torpedo,Dinamo(6;goal difference),CSKA,Loko(5 pt;goal diff),Spartak,Moskva(4 pt,still goal diff).so dinamo are trying to show who's boss,this week against saturn.a very narrow 1-0 win would do.next week will be Zenit vs CSKA and Spartak vs Dinamo
oh yeah...will cover this as a premium service on top of normal continential Europe soccer
bloody f***in day
Villareal 1 AZ Alkmaar 2-the dutch were so lucky and taiko as to win villareal.that's shit
Newcastle 1 Sporting 0-so how?home advantage lor.
CSKA 4 Auxerre 0-muscovites open huge mouth,swallow all burgundians.all our punters money went into the mouth as well.f***
Austria 1 Parma 1-the only way out is a win
Villareal 1 AZ Alkmaar 2-the dutch were so lucky and taiko as to win villareal.that's shit
Newcastle 1 Sporting 0-so how?home advantage lor.
CSKA 4 Auxerre 0-muscovites open huge mouth,swallow all burgundians.all our punters money went into the mouth as well.f***
Austria 1 Parma 1-the only way out is a win
Thursday, April 07, 2005
latest by the dugout times
Monaco vs Lille will now be postponed to 29/04(date not confirmed) because of Prince Rainier's death a few hours back at the age of 81.
The other league games will still continue as usual.the funeral of the Prince will take place on the 15th,although other sporting events are still on,which is most likely beyond the scope of the dugout times...
Allez Monaco
Monaco vs Lille will now be postponed to 29/04(date not confirmed) because of Prince Rainier's death a few hours back at the age of 81.
The other league games will still continue as usual.the funeral of the Prince will take place on the 15th,although other sporting events are still on,which is most likely beyond the scope of the dugout times...
Allez Monaco
We hate to say this...but I was so tired yesterday I forgot to update yesterday's Times
Liverpool 2 Juventus 1-Rafa's Warriors might have banished the heysel memories.but they haven't done the same thing to the Dud-ek Problem.so a Dudek lookalike called Carson blundered
Lyon 1 PSV 1-what is PSV?Gomes(3 saves to Coupet's relative slack,including a Juninho free kick and Govou fireball going wide)+van Bommel(midfield running)+Cocu(scored goal)+Park(the 1-2 that led to the goal).Trust PSV to get the job done next week
Chelsea 4 Bayern 2-You know what?who cares if Mourinho isn't with the Chelski Army.because Chelsea is a mutant half of Mourinho.what Alex and Arsenil can't do is that they can split into human and team form.so there's 11 Mourinhos on the field and 5-7 more Mourinhos on the bench and more than 40000 Mourinhos on the terraces.so how for Bayern?die lor.Lampard makes Chelsea looks like a leopard that has pounced on Bayern and made them lame
AC Milan 2 Inter 0-No Adriano no win.and Shevchenko is back.with a bang of course.he particularly loves to gobble up inter.that includes 2 in that 6-0 win and this one,among other things
of the UEFA cup...i promise i'll update tomorrow...service is like this one
CSKA vs Auxerre-in Moscow you get scared.but trust the Burgundians to do another Ajax
Newcastle vs Sporting-Newcastle had that fucking useless brawl.so sporting wins(both legs of course)
Villareal vs Alkmaar-If AZ can escape with a draw...count them lucky.not likely to do so
Austria vs Parma-Austria win,if at all.that's the limit for Parma
Liverpool 2 Juventus 1-Rafa's Warriors might have banished the heysel memories.but they haven't done the same thing to the Dud-ek Problem.so a Dudek lookalike called Carson blundered
Lyon 1 PSV 1-what is PSV?Gomes(3 saves to Coupet's relative slack,including a Juninho free kick and Govou fireball going wide)+van Bommel(midfield running)+Cocu(scored goal)+Park(the 1-2 that led to the goal).Trust PSV to get the job done next week
Chelsea 4 Bayern 2-You know what?who cares if Mourinho isn't with the Chelski Army.because Chelsea is a mutant half of Mourinho.what Alex and Arsenil can't do is that they can split into human and team form.so there's 11 Mourinhos on the field and 5-7 more Mourinhos on the bench and more than 40000 Mourinhos on the terraces.so how for Bayern?die lor.Lampard makes Chelsea looks like a leopard that has pounced on Bayern and made them lame
AC Milan 2 Inter 0-No Adriano no win.and Shevchenko is back.with a bang of course.he particularly loves to gobble up inter.that includes 2 in that 6-0 win and this one,among other things
of the UEFA cup...i promise i'll update tomorrow...service is like this one
CSKA vs Auxerre-in Moscow you get scared.but trust the Burgundians to do another Ajax
Newcastle vs Sporting-Newcastle had that fucking useless brawl.so sporting wins(both legs of course)
Villareal vs Alkmaar-If AZ can escape with a draw...count them lucky.not likely to do so
Austria vs Parma-Austria win,if at all.that's the limit for Parma
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
on a week of grief we still continue to bring you the best soccer.but there's still no betting theme until further notice.this is something which i've been struggling to adapt
Today
Liverpool vs Juventus-20 years after heysel,it's back to the same game.39 italians.rafa's warriors wobbling between warrior and worrier modes.Jtus risking being hit by Milan.a draw seems likely
Lyon vs PSV-in the Lyon's den the Germans were blasted.what beckons for the dutch?nothing more than a draw
Tomorrow
Chelsea vs Bayern-mourinho will be under heavy surveillance.but this is the chelski army.so a home win would be perfect.arsenil would be suitably worried.but what can they do.bomb?
Milan vs Inter-this Milan derby will end in a score draw or an AC win
of course as life goes on here's this week schedule
EPL
Blackburn vs Southampton-draw
Bolton vs Fulham-score draw or bolton win
Chelsea vs Birmingham-chelsea finishes their opponents off
Man C vs Liverpool-no hope for man c
Boro vs Arsenil-boro win
Norwich vs Man U-the canaries are running out of options
Villa vs West Brom-draw at least
Everton vs Palace-much needed energizer for everton
Spurs vs Newcastle-spurs should take it
Ligue 1
Strasbourg vs Marseille-more likely marseille
Nantes vs Lyon-lyon win
PSG vs Bordeaux-maybe there's no hope for psg ever
St Etienne vs Bastia-st etienne to win
Toulouse vs Rennes-toulouse to win
Caen vs Metz-no comment.draw
Istres vs Sochaux-sochaux to further inflict pain
Lens vs Nice-lens win
Ajaccio vs Auxerre-auxerre may find the terrain hard.draw
Monaco vs Lille-draw or lille win
Bundesliga
Leverkusen vs Dortmund-leverkusen to win.
Bayern vs M'gladbach-bayern doesn't win?i dunno
Stuttgart vs Schalke-schalke win narrowly
Hamburg vs Werder-bremen to win
Serie A
this week's games are actually last week's games that has been pushed back.predictions still stand
Primera Liga
Real Madrid vs Farcelona-what is placed in front of los galaticos isn't so rosy at all.better spend the next season rebuilding than sack wanderley after the season
Valencia vs Malaga-valencia to finally win
Getafe vs Albacete-getafe edge this
Betis vs Levante-betis also win
Depor vs Villareal-villareal win
Espanyol vs Sevilla-according to what we know,let's bank on home advantage
Panathinaikos vs Olympiacos-The Greek version of Real vs Farca will end in a draw or away win
Galatasaray vs Trabzonspor-fatih tekke scores.but gala will score more
Club Brugge vs Standard-most likely brugge
the next thing is...no feigning of forgetfulness.so it means scandinavian leagues and russia leagues up next
Today
Liverpool vs Juventus-20 years after heysel,it's back to the same game.39 italians.rafa's warriors wobbling between warrior and worrier modes.Jtus risking being hit by Milan.a draw seems likely
Lyon vs PSV-in the Lyon's den the Germans were blasted.what beckons for the dutch?nothing more than a draw
Tomorrow
Chelsea vs Bayern-mourinho will be under heavy surveillance.but this is the chelski army.so a home win would be perfect.arsenil would be suitably worried.but what can they do.bomb?
Milan vs Inter-this Milan derby will end in a score draw or an AC win
of course as life goes on here's this week schedule
EPL
Blackburn vs Southampton-draw
Bolton vs Fulham-score draw or bolton win
Chelsea vs Birmingham-chelsea finishes their opponents off
Man C vs Liverpool-no hope for man c
Boro vs Arsenil-boro win
Norwich vs Man U-the canaries are running out of options
Villa vs West Brom-draw at least
Everton vs Palace-much needed energizer for everton
Spurs vs Newcastle-spurs should take it
Ligue 1
Strasbourg vs Marseille-more likely marseille
Nantes vs Lyon-lyon win
PSG vs Bordeaux-maybe there's no hope for psg ever
St Etienne vs Bastia-st etienne to win
Toulouse vs Rennes-toulouse to win
Caen vs Metz-no comment.draw
Istres vs Sochaux-sochaux to further inflict pain
Lens vs Nice-lens win
Ajaccio vs Auxerre-auxerre may find the terrain hard.draw
Monaco vs Lille-draw or lille win
Bundesliga
Leverkusen vs Dortmund-leverkusen to win.
Bayern vs M'gladbach-bayern doesn't win?i dunno
Stuttgart vs Schalke-schalke win narrowly
Hamburg vs Werder-bremen to win
Serie A
this week's games are actually last week's games that has been pushed back.predictions still stand
Primera Liga
Real Madrid vs Farcelona-what is placed in front of los galaticos isn't so rosy at all.better spend the next season rebuilding than sack wanderley after the season
Valencia vs Malaga-valencia to finally win
Getafe vs Albacete-getafe edge this
Betis vs Levante-betis also win
Depor vs Villareal-villareal win
Espanyol vs Sevilla-according to what we know,let's bank on home advantage
Panathinaikos vs Olympiacos-The Greek version of Real vs Farca will end in a draw or away win
Galatasaray vs Trabzonspor-fatih tekke scores.but gala will score more
Club Brugge vs Standard-most likely brugge
the next thing is...no feigning of forgetfulness.so it means scandinavian leagues and russia leagues up next
Monday, April 04, 2005
In respect of the Pope we decided to cut down on the gambling theme.forgive me if it's not my style of writing this week
Charlton 2 Man C 2-worryingly for Man C,they threw away a lead
palace 0 Boro 1-step by step boro are back to their best.as for palace they need to learn how to be independent of andy johnson
Liverpool 1 Bolton 0-finally the liverpool guys know how to adapt well between 2 situations
Man u 0 Blackburn 0-if Blackburn can do the same against Arsenil,they can actually lift the FA Cup
Newcastle 0 Villa 3-3 red cards,3 goals,3 points for villa.2 penalties,2 troubles,2 disgraces,1 goal,1 outcome,1 winner.1)goalie was out of position and the defender turned goalie instead.a handball and he got his team into trouble.2)a toon player was going to attack the villa goal while 2 of his team mates were fighting among each other.had to be restrained.so dyer and bowyer,the twin disgraces and the defender turned illegal goalie all got red cards and 3 goals
Arsenil 4 Norwich 1-shame to norwich.they went down so easily.and shame to arsenil as well for being a one man team.you can drive a tanker alone but not score alone
Birmingham 1 Spurs 1-ok...between 2 out of luck teams it's the best outcome
Southampton 1 Chelsea 3-as they win,they worry more about Ferreira
Fulham 3 Portsmouth 1-no comment
West Brom 1 Everton 0-I have to salute WBA for their guts.they are still in relegation zone,no doubt,but they battled their way through.unlike norwich.they can go ____ for whatever they want.as for everton,well i believe they still can get the lobang.only thing is...no lead throwing
Lille 8 Istres 0-the qiuckest hattrick in the ligue(5 mins),one more(= matt x4),brunel x2,bodmer and own goal.what's next?
Lyon 1 Lens 0-Juninho hands the defending champions the lid of the cup
Ajaccio 3 Monaco 0-since we can't say home advantage now,let's say the corsicans had been safe
Sochaux 1 Caen 0-next up...caen to go down
Rennes 1 Bastia 0-another corsican to go down
Auxerre 2 Nantes 1-comeback from behind as Nantes blew it with 2 reds
Toulouse 1 Metz 0-they kept up the pressure on burgundians for a uefa cup place
Nice 2 St Etienne 0-?
Bordeaux 0 Strasbourg 2-getaway car
Marseille 1 PSG1-the derby de France ends in a whimper as the Jap own goalled and they Batlle-d back
Wolfsburg 0 Bayern 3-limping wolf and beer.not the best combo.but then a good weizenbock complements the game pretty well
Werder 1 Stuttgart 2-75% game over for Bremen
Schalke 4 Nuremburg 1-bombout keeps them within Bayern
Arminia 1 Bayer 0-blew up
Dortmund 2 Hertha 1-so near yet so far.
Zaragoza 2 Valencia 2-limp as Valencia had to fight back from behind
Villareal 3 Athletic 1-it's even nearer to the champions league for Villareal
Farcelona 3 Betis 3-had to fight back from behind again
Levante 0 Depor 1-what to do without star players?rebuild completely
Racing 1 Espanyol 3-espanyol is going up while Racing are getting into even more trouble
Sevilla 1 Numancia 0-back to Sevilla's best
Atletico 4 Mallorca 0-hopeless islanders got thrashed
Albacete 1 Real Madrid 2-ahead of classico,we got a morale boosting win,esp for owen after carlos alberto misunderstood him
Celtic 0 Hearts 2-all these was rangers gain provided they dun blow any game.which is theoretically impossible
Feyenoord 4 Alkmaar 2-so feyenoord did what they did not want to do.details up next
hereenveen 2 Ajax 1-same for eternal rivals Ajax.details up now
PSV 2 Utrecht 0-as far as Philips are concerned they are getting the stuff
and we regret there will be no Serie A matches this week
Charlton 2 Man C 2-worryingly for Man C,they threw away a lead
palace 0 Boro 1-step by step boro are back to their best.as for palace they need to learn how to be independent of andy johnson
Liverpool 1 Bolton 0-finally the liverpool guys know how to adapt well between 2 situations
Man u 0 Blackburn 0-if Blackburn can do the same against Arsenil,they can actually lift the FA Cup
Newcastle 0 Villa 3-3 red cards,3 goals,3 points for villa.2 penalties,2 troubles,2 disgraces,1 goal,1 outcome,1 winner.1)goalie was out of position and the defender turned goalie instead.a handball and he got his team into trouble.2)a toon player was going to attack the villa goal while 2 of his team mates were fighting among each other.had to be restrained.so dyer and bowyer,the twin disgraces and the defender turned illegal goalie all got red cards and 3 goals
Arsenil 4 Norwich 1-shame to norwich.they went down so easily.and shame to arsenil as well for being a one man team.you can drive a tanker alone but not score alone
Birmingham 1 Spurs 1-ok...between 2 out of luck teams it's the best outcome
Southampton 1 Chelsea 3-as they win,they worry more about Ferreira
Fulham 3 Portsmouth 1-no comment
West Brom 1 Everton 0-I have to salute WBA for their guts.they are still in relegation zone,no doubt,but they battled their way through.unlike norwich.they can go ____ for whatever they want.as for everton,well i believe they still can get the lobang.only thing is...no lead throwing
Lille 8 Istres 0-the qiuckest hattrick in the ligue(5 mins),one more(= matt x4),brunel x2,bodmer and own goal.what's next?
Lyon 1 Lens 0-Juninho hands the defending champions the lid of the cup
Ajaccio 3 Monaco 0-since we can't say home advantage now,let's say the corsicans had been safe
Sochaux 1 Caen 0-next up...caen to go down
Rennes 1 Bastia 0-another corsican to go down
Auxerre 2 Nantes 1-comeback from behind as Nantes blew it with 2 reds
Toulouse 1 Metz 0-they kept up the pressure on burgundians for a uefa cup place
Nice 2 St Etienne 0-?
Bordeaux 0 Strasbourg 2-getaway car
Marseille 1 PSG1-the derby de France ends in a whimper as the Jap own goalled and they Batlle-d back
Wolfsburg 0 Bayern 3-limping wolf and beer.not the best combo.but then a good weizenbock complements the game pretty well
Werder 1 Stuttgart 2-75% game over for Bremen
Schalke 4 Nuremburg 1-bombout keeps them within Bayern
Arminia 1 Bayer 0-blew up
Dortmund 2 Hertha 1-so near yet so far.
Zaragoza 2 Valencia 2-limp as Valencia had to fight back from behind
Villareal 3 Athletic 1-it's even nearer to the champions league for Villareal
Farcelona 3 Betis 3-had to fight back from behind again
Levante 0 Depor 1-what to do without star players?rebuild completely
Racing 1 Espanyol 3-espanyol is going up while Racing are getting into even more trouble
Sevilla 1 Numancia 0-back to Sevilla's best
Atletico 4 Mallorca 0-hopeless islanders got thrashed
Albacete 1 Real Madrid 2-ahead of classico,we got a morale boosting win,esp for owen after carlos alberto misunderstood him
Celtic 0 Hearts 2-all these was rangers gain provided they dun blow any game.which is theoretically impossible
Feyenoord 4 Alkmaar 2-so feyenoord did what they did not want to do.details up next
hereenveen 2 Ajax 1-same for eternal rivals Ajax.details up now
PSV 2 Utrecht 0-as far as Philips are concerned they are getting the stuff
and we regret there will be no Serie A matches this week
Sunday, April 03, 2005
21 37 Italian Time
03 37 Singapore Time
18/05/1920-Wadowice,near Krakow,Poland
03/04/2005-The Vatican,Rome,Italy
the end of an era-the vatican one i mean
Our Holy Father John Paul has returned to the house of the Father
Although i'm not a catholic,i feel that he has done alot for us,in terms of world peace.i just don't know why Osama was so hell bent on destructing Earth when John Paul was trying to repair it.we may never know.but we will always remember him.whether catholic or protestant,christian or moslem,anywhere in the world.even somewhere as desolate as Iraq,Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan
03 37 Singapore Time
18/05/1920-Wadowice,near Krakow,Poland
03/04/2005-The Vatican,Rome,Italy
the end of an era-the vatican one i mean
Our Holy Father John Paul has returned to the house of the Father
Although i'm not a catholic,i feel that he has done alot for us,in terms of world peace.i just don't know why Osama was so hell bent on destructing Earth when John Paul was trying to repair it.we may never know.but we will always remember him.whether catholic or protestant,christian or moslem,anywhere in the world.even somewhere as desolate as Iraq,Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan
Saturday, April 02, 2005
The Arsenil fuckers are going to scowl at this so called injustice
Jose Mourinho has (merely) been given a 2 match touchline ban and fined 20000 swiss francs.and the chelski army were let off with just a fine.so the nect tactic is appeal as their boss would stay on the bench if they play bayern.
according to what i know it's a compromise as the uefa judges risk being bribed by roman abramovich.so better avoid being bribed
Jose Mourinho has (merely) been given a 2 match touchline ban and fined 20000 swiss francs.and the chelski army were let off with just a fine.so the nect tactic is appeal as their boss would stay on the bench if they play bayern.
according to what i know it's a compromise as the uefa judges risk being bribed by roman abramovich.so better avoid being bribed