this morning champs league is described as kelong.

Chelsea 4 Farcelona 2--and the game is another farce.so the jackpot was won by terry.but then they say the winning goal was a foul one.another thing.ronaldinho has a special skill that even zidane dunno.watch the replay for more details
AC Milan 1 Man U 0-another crespo goal really sank devils.no one ever got out of the lions den alive.just ask inter
Lyon 7 Bremen 2-the king kelong of the day.within 8 minutes the germans collapsed.by 45 mins they were 3-1.later 4 more and it's the end.

UEFA Cup on thu would be very exciting...at least you can see graeme souness being tortured by the greeks

Partizan vs CSKA-according to our form book...there will be a draw
Olympiacos vs Newcastle--greeks win 1-0 again
Shakhtar vs AZ--dutch courage is useless in ukraine.2-0 or 2-1
Austria vs Zaragoza--Austria to win 1-0 or at least draw
Steaua vs Villareal--going to romania is one of the worst assignments possible.a steaua win would suffice
Boro vs Sporting-since boro isn't on decent form,put sporting to at least draw or win
Lille vs Auxerre--close call.draw or home win.just no 0-0
Sevilla vs Parma--Sevilla win 2 at least

and we owe you one game before our normal service resumes

Man C 0 Bolton 1--Man C struggle to bolt Stelios...or is it Nolan...either way they are half dead

this week promises to be exciting.so here's this week game

EPL

oops none but got FA Cup

Newcastle vs Spurs--Spurs to win by 1
Southampton vs Man U-saints can never escape.man u to win by 2
Bolton vs Arsenil-bolton would insist that Arsenil are asses.
Blackburn vs Leicester--draw or leicester escape

Ligue 1

12/03/05
Lyon - Istres --not another nuke fallout?it would be at least 2 goal win
Ajaccio - PSG --corsican advantage again.1-0
Bordeaux - St Etienne --1-1 or 2-1
Marseille - Lens --wobbly northerners would draw or lose
Metz - Rennes --metz 1-0
Nantes - Caen --1-1 or any kind of draw
Nice - Strasbourg --1-0 or 2-1
Sochaux - Bastia --1-0 or 1-1

13/03/05
Lille - Toulouse --crunch match.lille edge by 1 or not draw
Auxerre - Monaco --should at least scare the burgundians to submission.0-1 or 1-1

Bundesliga

12/03/05
Bremen - Mainz --bremen win
Wolfsburg - Hannover --1-0 or thereabouts
Leverkusen - Hertha --2-0

13/03/05
Schalke - Bayern --draw or bayern edge at last min
Dortmund - Stuttgart--no hope for the home side.1-3

Serie A

12/03/05
Lecce - Fiorentina --florentines flecced
Lazio - Inter--Inter 2-1

13/03/05
Reggina - Messina --reggina to edge this
Cagliari - Roma --home advantage counts and it's 2-1
Milan - Sampdoria --this time it's real test for samp.may win by one goal.hope so
Palermo - Udinese --udinese unlikely to escape
Chievo - Juventus--jtus 3-1

Primera Liga

12/03/05
Farcelona - Athletic --another fake catalan jackpot up for grabs with a 1-0 win
Malaga - Betis --betis 1-0

13/03/05
Albacete - Deportivo--if albacete win...the would would become...dumb?not this time
Levante - Osasuna --draw or osasuna win
Villarreal - Espanyol --Villareal 1-1
Sevilla - Zaragoza --Sevilla to get away with 1-0
Getafe - Real Madrid --real madrid win 2-1
Atletico - Valencia--atletico may win 2-1...hope it is true

Genk vs Club Brugge-Brugge takes 2-1
Austria vs Rapid--this time the violets are going to edge the green side 1-0