sean said i'd die in acjc...what sort of ____ is this.he's obviously worried.but i believe he's oblivious to some facts.

how to 'die' in ACJC

1:boh lui act ooh lui.you ooh lui act boh lui still can survive.juz wait for those ppl blow up ur cover.if it's the opposite...you no reserve fund u 'die' straightaway
2:die in a lab accident.only for chem students
3:blatantly slam acjc ppl.this one surely kena kill one.cheena piangs in there take note

things to note

if u're ugly but rich...won't be so jia lat yet.still got money one.can buy your way thru while gettin a few girls.but be careful there r a few bitches
if u aren't well endowed,well juz make sure u cultivate your image like Old Boy and look like the vagrant.surely there would be a sequel
if u nerd,apparently there's many disadvantages.but when u become scholar they r forced to worship you
if u're handsome but poor...girls would splurge on you while coming by the dozen.then u get a buffet pick of girls
if u noe at least a few ac kakis from acjc,acsi or barker rd,at least you can live well because u get help
if u hardcore party animal then the ending would be like the anti drug ad.one by one all my kakis left me
if u're a athlete(esp rugby) u rock cuz girls would also find u and u get the limelight
if u win
if u act crazy,one day u'll be a celebrity with some admirers to chase u and associate with u with everything
if u have a glib tongue,join the acjc debaters.you get all the stuff u can get in the world,plus massive celebrity status
if u're tongue tied(like me) fret not cuz joining the acjc debaters as improvement means u get to be understudy.next time u can even beat them.
if u're unusually good at chinese...acjc needs ya because u get instant celeb status straightaway as tuition teacher to many chinese deficient students
if u dunno anyone...help is on the way cuz not many of the acjc ppl are that snobbish as described by sour-graping ah bengs and cheena piangs