jackass scorelines coming up

newcastle 1 spurs 0-graeme souness is having something of a taiko luck.but wait for olympiacos to show up next week for their real stuff to come up
saints 0 red devils 4-this time it was a complete runover
bolton 0 arsenil1--pires and diouf are asses.but then we can safely say the rest of arsenil are also asses
blackburn 1 leicester 0--the end of the last championship team

lyon 2 istres 1--not that strugglers go down with a fight,but nonetheless decent
ajaccio 1 PSG 0--more bullshit from parisians again as we reaped in massive profit
bordeaux 2 st etienne 0-erm...not really hit
marseille 2 lens 1--as expected they lost
metz 1 rennes 1--that's dumb..oof
socahux 1 bastia 0-as expected
nice 0 strasbourg 0-eggs,draw and more oof
nantes 2 caen 0-rotten performance from strugglers again
lille 1 toulouse 1--dumb draw
auxerre 2 monaco 2--as expected...but half the scoreline

bremen 0 mainz 0--another draw,another crap
wolfsburg 1 hanover 0--as expected
leverkusen 3 berlin 3--oof
schalke 1 bayern 0--not that the bavarians don't want to edge at last min,but they are too slow
dortmund 0 stuttgart 2--(1-1),(3-1) and still hit

Lecce 2 Fiorentina 2--florentines flecced in the first half,then lecce got fleeced in the second.result?draw
Lazio 1 Inter 1--not another draw...oof
Cagliari 3 Roma 0-don't know why romans are so meek in zola land.
palermo 1 udinese 5--not only they managed to escape,they plundered
chievo 0 jtus 1--another last min goal
reggina 0 messina 2--erm no edge in reggina.
milan 1 samp 0-i forgot to say who may win by one goal.but anyhow it was milan which i thought would win

farcelona 2 athletic 0--this time it's a farce catalan jackpot with double the money you expected
malaga 1 betis 2--so add one to each number
albacete 0 depor 1--the world is saved from being dumb
levante 4 osasuna 0--another supposed motor vroom for levante.then another motor cock out?hope not
villareal 4 espanyol 1--crunch up those fools from catalonia
atletico 1 valencia 0--minus one for each number and you still hit
sevilla 0 zaragoza 1--if sevilla was stronger than austria vienna,then zaragoza would have ended up in the next round of uefa cup.but i think sevilla was preparing to thrash parma this week so they decided to let water out
getafe 2 real madrid 1--grande fuck.how the hack would real madrid blow up and then kiss their title goodbye?so next time if we have a farcelona jackpot with 10 times the amount,we expect the gambling companies to put that jackpot on the next spanish derby encounter

genk 2 brugge 1--another reverse score as we cocked out
austria 1 rapid 0--hit
AEK 1 Olympiacos 1--oof we forgot to give this match but then our answer would still be oof as we almost always expect olympiacos to win