at Nyon they know how to defy gravity

Champs League Draw

Liverpool vs Juventus--not another Heysel again.wait...that stadium is now the King Badouin.as for the rest of Brussels it's a piece of rubble after the Constant Vanden Stock was demolished by Inter,Valencia and Werder(in the end,all went out as well)

Lyon vs PSV--underdog vs underdog.main point:it's time for all 4 brazillians in lyon to take on those 4 at PSV.wait lyon doesn't have a brazillian goalie.so no contest yet.

Milan vs Inter--another Milan derby?another Milan win?or it's Inter draw again and then they taiko enter semi-final.note that inter needs to score a higher draw in the first leg

Chelsea vs Bayern--spanish,german,italian?or english

Semi Final fixture

CFC/FCB vs Jtus/LFC
ACM/FCI vs OL/PSV

games to be played on 5/6 and 12/13 april
semis on 26/27 april and 3/4 may.
(note that our editor is having his birthday on one of the semi finals.so he is praying that he hits all the scores in that particular fixture)

UEFA Cup Draw

Newcastle vs Sporting--another trip back to England.but this trip is even harder than Boro.unless Graeme pressed the SD Button(self destruct).but the lure of super home advantage(which is the final) is too hard to resist

CSKA vs Auxerre--now those burgundians are doing what benfica and partizan cannot do.avoid 2-0 defeats and/or win/draw.bet the kanga-roo to give those muscovites a hard time

Austria vs Parma--Parma has been very lucky.but their luck will run out eventually.so how.what happens when you add red,blue and 2 white.purple and whitewash.that's what's in store for the relegation strugglers

Steaua/Villareal vs AZ Alkmaar--the return leg is do or die for AZ since we don't know what would happen in the first leg

Semi final

FKA/Parm vs CSKA/AJA
NUFC/SCP vs Steaua/VCF/AZ

quarter final first n second on 7/14 april
semi final on 28 april and 5 may