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Thursday, March 31, 2005
so guys i've braved little verbal ammo to go to ACJC's concert yesterday
not that purists don't care,but then they let late comers in...funny man...esplanade never like this before one
so ACJC,being masters of arts like Raffles,served up this 12 course menu
wait...2 each from ACS I and BR band and something intriguing.here's the order
Surprise piece-I forgot what's the name already
played at the expense of All Pleasant Things by James Barnes,which was to be played after the interval.but anyhow it seemed like those rousing appetizers or tapas that you start before a meal,light and satisfying
Finale from Symphony no 5-dmitri shostakovich(the programme spelt it out the french way,like my email,dimitri.but i prefer the russian.oof enough nonsense)
it gets very heavy this time.the emcee said about this last part being a protest by the composer of the supposed manipulation by the soviets.happy parts at the front and this sombre piece at the back.pretty much like
Music for Prague-featuring interlude and toccata and chorale--karel husa
interesting start with percussion only.bells sounds made from xylophone that really make this piece live up to prague's name as city of 100 spires.then all the war sounds that has something akin with the city in an emergency.that's the next best thing before the main courses
variations on a korean folk song-john barnes chance
actually that was arirang,performed in 5 styles.pretty much like those degustation menus of a particular food,where the food was cooked 5 styles and then served in small portions as a sampler.in this case i'd find that there's a traditional version,a double tempo version,and 3 other versions which i dun remember except for the 4th which is also quite fast and the fifth which has some teasing interplay
INTERVAL
I met the principal,who had been sitting 2 rows in front with the board of governors and the big brass.so naturally it went on to compliments and about the delay of the 1 intake policy.
Seagate Overture-james swearingen
performed by ACSI band.of course when you're going to sleep,here's something to rouse you.haha i bet that's true
Vesuvius-frank ticheli
performed by ACSI band.the tragic circumstances of the eruption of vesuvius in the 1st century is very well shown with the big bass drum tones that permeate the song most of the time.a sense of emergency is also there in the form of higher pitches.the eruption part towards the end is especially interesting
Yorkshire Ballad-james barnes
performed by ACS BR band.ballads have been known to be quite soft and feminine,presumably about love.if this was a beef well cooked and rare,the acs band endowed on it yorkshire pudding...in other words,a masculinity that emanates from an all guy ensemble
El Cordobes-geert felin
performed by ACS BR band.bullfights are very masculine,and a hispanic touch was added by the castenets(sic) that is audible during the middle
Slava!-leonard bernstein
an exciting piece which showcased the operas that this particular composer had composed(i supposed so).carnival atmosphere climaxes with the band yelling the same word that gives the song its name.happy by all means
Phantom of the Opera-andy lloyd webber arranged by johan de meij
longest piece.and world famous as well.it gets a makeover of brass with the nifty hands of the acjc band.whereupon the opera type atmosphere was prevalent in its original version,the band gave it a particularly joyful atmosphere,and is resplendent with all the ups and downs of the whole opera,encased within 20 mins
The Little Mermaid-joy bacook
essentially dessert.under the sea...so would the audience go...
The End-i thought i'd only be the only AJC guy there.then i saw 3 seniors,who were pleasantly-unpleasantly surprised by my prescence
next up:RJC Concert on 11 April.I got a stall seat this time.juz hope i'd be second time lucky with mr hodge seating more than 15 rows away
and update:
15/05:ACJC String Ensemble night-most likely i won't be going unless something happens
17/05:VJC Choir nite.because of Rachie i'm going.and maybe my dearie as well.but then...can you say a white lie about cca?
22/05:confirmed my school one.joseph chin is not joseph chin if he doesn't get the most expensive tickets
23/05:ACJC Choir nite.a back to back one may make my mummy scowl.but i dunno.i say i got fren in all top 5 jc,plus ijc,acjc sajc tpjc nyjc...and of course ajc as well.no excuse not allowing me to go since my fren invited me
08/04:VJC Band nite.good since you can cook up some funny excuse on friday and say i'm now at orchard road.wait...i think i've a talk by rohan gunaratna.so a taxi trip there seems more likely
that's all for now
not that purists don't care,but then they let late comers in...funny man...esplanade never like this before one
so ACJC,being masters of arts like Raffles,served up this 12 course menu
wait...2 each from ACS I and BR band and something intriguing.here's the order
Surprise piece-I forgot what's the name already
played at the expense of All Pleasant Things by James Barnes,which was to be played after the interval.but anyhow it seemed like those rousing appetizers or tapas that you start before a meal,light and satisfying
Finale from Symphony no 5-dmitri shostakovich(the programme spelt it out the french way,like my email,dimitri.but i prefer the russian.oof enough nonsense)
it gets very heavy this time.the emcee said about this last part being a protest by the composer of the supposed manipulation by the soviets.happy parts at the front and this sombre piece at the back.pretty much like
Music for Prague-featuring interlude and toccata and chorale--karel husa
interesting start with percussion only.bells sounds made from xylophone that really make this piece live up to prague's name as city of 100 spires.then all the war sounds that has something akin with the city in an emergency.that's the next best thing before the main courses
variations on a korean folk song-john barnes chance
actually that was arirang,performed in 5 styles.pretty much like those degustation menus of a particular food,where the food was cooked 5 styles and then served in small portions as a sampler.in this case i'd find that there's a traditional version,a double tempo version,and 3 other versions which i dun remember except for the 4th which is also quite fast and the fifth which has some teasing interplay
INTERVAL
I met the principal,who had been sitting 2 rows in front with the board of governors and the big brass.so naturally it went on to compliments and about the delay of the 1 intake policy.
Seagate Overture-james swearingen
performed by ACSI band.of course when you're going to sleep,here's something to rouse you.haha i bet that's true
Vesuvius-frank ticheli
performed by ACSI band.the tragic circumstances of the eruption of vesuvius in the 1st century is very well shown with the big bass drum tones that permeate the song most of the time.a sense of emergency is also there in the form of higher pitches.the eruption part towards the end is especially interesting
Yorkshire Ballad-james barnes
performed by ACS BR band.ballads have been known to be quite soft and feminine,presumably about love.if this was a beef well cooked and rare,the acs band endowed on it yorkshire pudding...in other words,a masculinity that emanates from an all guy ensemble
El Cordobes-geert felin
performed by ACS BR band.bullfights are very masculine,and a hispanic touch was added by the castenets(sic) that is audible during the middle
Slava!-leonard bernstein
an exciting piece which showcased the operas that this particular composer had composed(i supposed so).carnival atmosphere climaxes with the band yelling the same word that gives the song its name.happy by all means
Phantom of the Opera-andy lloyd webber arranged by johan de meij
longest piece.and world famous as well.it gets a makeover of brass with the nifty hands of the acjc band.whereupon the opera type atmosphere was prevalent in its original version,the band gave it a particularly joyful atmosphere,and is resplendent with all the ups and downs of the whole opera,encased within 20 mins
The Little Mermaid-joy bacook
essentially dessert.under the sea...so would the audience go...
The End-i thought i'd only be the only AJC guy there.then i saw 3 seniors,who were pleasantly-unpleasantly surprised by my prescence
next up:RJC Concert on 11 April.I got a stall seat this time.juz hope i'd be second time lucky with mr hodge seating more than 15 rows away
and update:
15/05:ACJC String Ensemble night-most likely i won't be going unless something happens
17/05:VJC Choir nite.because of Rachie i'm going.and maybe my dearie as well.but then...can you say a white lie about cca?
22/05:confirmed my school one.joseph chin is not joseph chin if he doesn't get the most expensive tickets
23/05:ACJC Choir nite.a back to back one may make my mummy scowl.but i dunno.i say i got fren in all top 5 jc,plus ijc,acjc sajc tpjc nyjc...and of course ajc as well.no excuse not allowing me to go since my fren invited me
08/04:VJC Band nite.good since you can cook up some funny excuse on friday and say i'm now at orchard road.wait...i think i've a talk by rohan gunaratna.so a taxi trip there seems more likely
that's all for now
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
my homeroom was in the lab?how cool was that
and vesta has the loudest cheers,while altjira has the slickest dance moves.wawa(or actually,wakonda) has all the best rapport,dagda,orisha and zeus are known more for their games,dragging cheers and unity respectively.the only thing about the dance night was that the tr in charge of council looked so much like a bouncer
as for my cca...hockey,debate,chess,recreational soccer and council.in rjc it would be met with surprise.in the top 5 it's also the same.but aj prefers 2.
my new class is 35/05...so it doesn't harm to take a census of who's inside
3 TKGS
4 RI
3 AMK
3 SNG
2 RVHS
1 each from ACSBR,AHS,TKSS,BP,NYGH,KRSS,MSS,NCHS
1 i dunno
me
and vesta has the loudest cheers,while altjira has the slickest dance moves.wawa(or actually,wakonda) has all the best rapport,dagda,orisha and zeus are known more for their games,dragging cheers and unity respectively.the only thing about the dance night was that the tr in charge of council looked so much like a bouncer
as for my cca...hockey,debate,chess,recreational soccer and council.in rjc it would be met with surprise.in the top 5 it's also the same.but aj prefers 2.
my new class is 35/05...so it doesn't harm to take a census of who's inside
3 TKGS
4 RI
3 AMK
3 SNG
2 RVHS
1 each from ACSBR,AHS,TKSS,BP,NYGH,KRSS,MSS,NCHS
1 i dunno
me
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
of course we're tired of all the internationals...so here's this week's stuff
EPL
02/04/05
Charlton - Man. City -score draw.less than 4 goals
Palace - Middlesbrough -draw or palace win
Liverpool - Bolton -bolton win?if that's so...i dunno wat will happen.better play safe
Man. United - Blackburn --2 goal margin
Newcastle - Villa -Newcastle to get respites
Arsenil - Norwich -draw 0-0
Birmingham - Tottenham -Birmingham to win 1-0
Southampton - Chelsea --Chelsea wipeout
03/04/05
Fulham - Portsmouth -draw or portsmouth
West Brom - Everton -everton by 1
Ligue 1
02/04/05
Ajaccio - Monaco -Monaco to win.they don't really flop there
Auxerre - Nantes -auxerre to use home advantage
Bordeaux - Strasbourg -bordeaux win
Lille - Istres --lille to win this once or we die
Lyon - Lens --lyon to eat by 1
Metz - Toulouse -toulouse at least draw or even win 1
Nice - St Etienne --draw
Rennes - Bastia -rennes win 1
Sochaux - Caen --sochaux by 2
03/04/05
Marseille - PSG -the french fa put this french derby some day else because the french has a narrow attention span.so we decide to put a marseille win
Serie A
02/04/05
Lazio - Livorno -Lazio to win if they don't flop
Fiorentina - Juventus --jtus win
Milan - Brescia -milan 2 goal
Bologna - Inter--inter no draw.win actually by 1
03/04/05
Palermo - Messina --palermo to win this narrowly
Reggina - Parma --reggina win
Udinese - Roma -udinese win 1
Cagliari - Sampdoria --samp to draw
Lecce - Siena -lecce win by 1
Primera Liga
02/04/05
Zaragoza - Valencia -valencia win 1
Villarreal - Athletic --villareal to get away
03/04/05
Malaga - Getafe -draw
Farcelona - Betis -catalan farce jackpot hat trick
Levante - Deportivo -depor to edge this last minute
Racing - Espanyol -espanyol win
Sevilla - Numancia -sevilla to thrash
Atletico - Mallorca -atletico sure win
Albacete - Real Madrid -real madrid by 2 or 3
Bundesliga
02/04/05
Wolfsburg - Bayern -bayern win by 1
Arminia - Leverkusen -leverkusen win
Bremen - Stuttgart -bremen to edge this
Schalke - Nürnberg -schalke win
03/04/05
Dortmund - Hertha -dortmund win
Hereenveen vs Ajax-Home side win
Celtic vs Hearts-Celtic by 1
EPL
02/04/05
Charlton - Man. City -score draw.less than 4 goals
Palace - Middlesbrough -draw or palace win
Liverpool - Bolton -bolton win?if that's so...i dunno wat will happen.better play safe
Man. United - Blackburn --2 goal margin
Newcastle - Villa -Newcastle to get respites
Arsenil - Norwich -draw 0-0
Birmingham - Tottenham -Birmingham to win 1-0
Southampton - Chelsea --Chelsea wipeout
03/04/05
Fulham - Portsmouth -draw or portsmouth
West Brom - Everton -everton by 1
Ligue 1
02/04/05
Ajaccio - Monaco -Monaco to win.they don't really flop there
Auxerre - Nantes -auxerre to use home advantage
Bordeaux - Strasbourg -bordeaux win
Lille - Istres --lille to win this once or we die
Lyon - Lens --lyon to eat by 1
Metz - Toulouse -toulouse at least draw or even win 1
Nice - St Etienne --draw
Rennes - Bastia -rennes win 1
Sochaux - Caen --sochaux by 2
03/04/05
Marseille - PSG -the french fa put this french derby some day else because the french has a narrow attention span.so we decide to put a marseille win
Serie A
02/04/05
Lazio - Livorno -Lazio to win if they don't flop
Fiorentina - Juventus --jtus win
Milan - Brescia -milan 2 goal
Bologna - Inter--inter no draw.win actually by 1
03/04/05
Palermo - Messina --palermo to win this narrowly
Reggina - Parma --reggina win
Udinese - Roma -udinese win 1
Cagliari - Sampdoria --samp to draw
Lecce - Siena -lecce win by 1
Primera Liga
02/04/05
Zaragoza - Valencia -valencia win 1
Villarreal - Athletic --villareal to get away
03/04/05
Malaga - Getafe -draw
Farcelona - Betis -catalan farce jackpot hat trick
Levante - Deportivo -depor to edge this last minute
Racing - Espanyol -espanyol win
Sevilla - Numancia -sevilla to thrash
Atletico - Mallorca -atletico sure win
Albacete - Real Madrid -real madrid by 2 or 3
Bundesliga
02/04/05
Wolfsburg - Bayern -bayern win by 1
Arminia - Leverkusen -leverkusen win
Bremen - Stuttgart -bremen to edge this
Schalke - Nürnberg -schalke win
03/04/05
Dortmund - Hertha -dortmund win
Hereenveen vs Ajax-Home side win
Celtic vs Hearts-Celtic by 1
apparently i would miss 1s16 even if they have since split.muggers go somewhere else,wei hong to another place,sean went to another class and 1s16 is now 1s17.
berr,yinhao,huishan,huiyin,bian,sean,carina,mavis
depending on the context that would include or exclude me
gone are the days ...
where me and mav are paired up to the disgust of both
when berr would throw tantrums at me for no particular reason
when sean is still with us,or the seven N2 ppl,posing for photos
where we can pon for whatever we want.from nearly going out before getting caught to having the whole class not show up for classes
where we can take a look at how hardworking or uno crazy are those muggers/or Ne2 gas
haiz
so how 11 ppl went with me from innova
4 cedarians.tua chee(a more polite way of saying fat.juz hope the fat part isn't what the person saw),xiao hei(this person was tanned and short,as this cedarian who i dunno name was.and the hair muz have been cut cedar style),bamboo stick(very thin.so you know what) and punk(spiked hair and dour stern expression).the punk has since appealed out while tua chee would be unlucky to have maths econs and lit lectures with me
1 from SNG.apparently i know her during the time when debate club of innova was nearing stillbirth.no maths for her
1 from anderson.yuan ru i mean.too bad she's now in dagda.but then she would be quite unlucky to be in altjira again.according to what i know she now takes econs in addition to the safe combo.just one thing though she appealed out or not is not what i'm really concerned.she muz really have been traumatised.haha
1 from manjusri.you know who's that?the guy in cchsm uniform.the thing is,last time he was arts and i was sci.now change stream.
1 from riverside.apparently i know this person from 1s02
3 more who i may need time to find out their identities
April fools update
a Innova-tor from Victoria has appealed in via choir
berr,yinhao,huishan,huiyin,bian,sean,carina,mavis
depending on the context that would include or exclude me
gone are the days ...
where me and mav are paired up to the disgust of both
when berr would throw tantrums at me for no particular reason
when sean is still with us,or the seven N2 ppl,posing for photos
where we can pon for whatever we want.from nearly going out before getting caught to having the whole class not show up for classes
where we can take a look at how hardworking or uno crazy are those muggers/or Ne2 gas
haiz
so how 11 ppl went with me from innova
4 cedarians.tua chee(a more polite way of saying fat.juz hope the fat part isn't what the person saw),xiao hei(this person was tanned and short,as this cedarian who i dunno name was.and the hair muz have been cut cedar style),bamboo stick(very thin.so you know what) and punk(spiked hair and dour stern expression).the punk has since appealed out while tua chee would be unlucky to have maths econs and lit lectures with me
1 from SNG.apparently i know her during the time when debate club of innova was nearing stillbirth.no maths for her
1 from anderson.yuan ru i mean.too bad she's now in dagda.but then she would be quite unlucky to be in altjira again.according to what i know she now takes econs in addition to the safe combo.just one thing though she appealed out or not is not what i'm really concerned.she muz really have been traumatised.haha
1 from manjusri.you know who's that?the guy in cchsm uniform.the thing is,last time he was arts and i was sci.now change stream.
1 from riverside.apparently i know this person from 1s02
3 more who i may need time to find out their identities
April fools update
a Innova-tor from Victoria has appealed in via choir
Sunday, March 27, 2005
i'm going concert crazy
bombarded by so many invitations
30/03-acjc band.will kena ammo(since it's wednesday)
11/04-rjc band.also kena ammo(monday some more.the most unearthly time after midnight)
22/05-my kaki concert(sunday evening and a holiday)
23/05-acjc choir.back to back damn terrible(monday evening and going to end of holiday)
and going...going...expected to be bombarded by vjc and tjc invites as well(with so much of my kakis there)
bombarded by so many invitations
30/03-acjc band.will kena ammo(since it's wednesday)
11/04-rjc band.also kena ammo(monday some more.the most unearthly time after midnight)
22/05-my kaki concert(sunday evening and a holiday)
23/05-acjc choir.back to back damn terrible(monday evening and going to end of holiday)
and going...going...expected to be bombarded by vjc and tjc invites as well(with so much of my kakis there)
Saturday, March 26, 2005
so here's top 3 jcs in the eyes of 2 types of people
students
1:rjc
2:vjc
3:acjc
government
1:ajc
2:njc
3:rjc
why that distance?tau pok.once that allegation showed up on the papers,minister now go to ajc press conference
students
1:rjc
2:vjc
3:acjc
government
1:ajc
2:njc
3:rjc
why that distance?tau pok.once that allegation showed up on the papers,minister now go to ajc press conference
apparently there's trash world cup qualifiers today.so let's give u the scores for super 12 and what happened last week at 6 nations
6 nations
wales won the grand slam.so how?and as always the italians are wooden spooners.wonder what's in store for them opposite the tiber from now on.the english are f***in disappointing,scots as expected.the french missed out due to wales
Italy 13 France 56
Wales 32 Ireland 20
England 43 Scotland 22
Super 12
best update span so far
Hurricanes 12 Stormers 9
Highlanders 16 Cats 12
NSWW 42 Bulls-hit 12
6 nations
wales won the grand slam.so how?and as always the italians are wooden spooners.wonder what's in store for them opposite the tiber from now on.the english are f***in disappointing,scots as expected.the french missed out due to wales
Italy 13 France 56
Wales 32 Ireland 20
England 43 Scotland 22
Super 12
best update span so far
Hurricanes 12 Stormers 9
Highlanders 16 Cats 12
NSWW 42 Bulls-hit 12
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
as dreams crash to the ground like a burning comet down earth,we really feel sorry for those fallen souls
i swear this would turn out as the headline of the year.half of rafflesians who show up at pae were booted out.9-4 still kena thrown out.and ppl who wanted sci all got arts.of course those rjc ppl who kena kick out were attempting to return back home.but the partial 4(8-4 at most) means that it's a very difficult task.and even then ppl aren't safe even with 8-4.applies to those who've been rafflesians as well.many got blown to anderson and acjc.all waiting to appeal.most staying on
and it's also cruel at victoria.my frens in art all stayed on luckily.but it's an entirely different story for science.9-4 means they got kicked out.many never made it back safely.tj is also bad.blown ppl out and acjc has a ridiculously high cutoff at 9.heard from matt that some of his frens got into cjc instead.many say ajc top 5.some say acjc top 5.what do you want this time.a G9 organisation that consists of the original crew of the top 5 plus ac,a,ny and sa?
what about arts.they have unbelievably generous cutoffs.as for science,it's incredibly strict.and for every person appealing out of 2nd tier places like ajc,sajc and nyjc(maybe tpjc) for eg(to top 6:rjc,hcl,njc,vjc,tjc,acjc),100 or so from those lower ranked ones are trying to appeal in.and 10 per person is trying for 1 place on average.numbers vary.
and of course absurd postings like 11pt go yjc and all those lower tier ones are very traumatising.alot would have been envying innova ppl,l1r5 bad still can stay.that power sial.
so orientation was ok.morning was subject talks,and they had a shortage of teachers for hist and geog.and well i dunno if i really wanna stay there or not.you know who i saw?
kuek,qmo,val,some chiobu,ex og matey,a few innova ppl(includes 3 cedarians,a st margs one,a st nics one,no guys yet)
and what about renick?he brought 12 2 acjc.so he saw me while i want to appeal.the end of a legend,end of the ppl who haunt chem lectures like no tomorrow(elson,renick,melvyn,me) and the innova guy teaching a noobie how to jio girls during maths lectures and end of the original 1s16 crew who prank all the way,complete to the cl-ass sweater
i swear this would turn out as the headline of the year.half of rafflesians who show up at pae were booted out.9-4 still kena thrown out.and ppl who wanted sci all got arts.of course those rjc ppl who kena kick out were attempting to return back home.but the partial 4(8-4 at most) means that it's a very difficult task.and even then ppl aren't safe even with 8-4.applies to those who've been rafflesians as well.many got blown to anderson and acjc.all waiting to appeal.most staying on
and it's also cruel at victoria.my frens in art all stayed on luckily.but it's an entirely different story for science.9-4 means they got kicked out.many never made it back safely.tj is also bad.blown ppl out and acjc has a ridiculously high cutoff at 9.heard from matt that some of his frens got into cjc instead.many say ajc top 5.some say acjc top 5.what do you want this time.a G9 organisation that consists of the original crew of the top 5 plus ac,a,ny and sa?
what about arts.they have unbelievably generous cutoffs.as for science,it's incredibly strict.and for every person appealing out of 2nd tier places like ajc,sajc and nyjc(maybe tpjc) for eg(to top 6:rjc,hcl,njc,vjc,tjc,acjc),100 or so from those lower ranked ones are trying to appeal in.and 10 per person is trying for 1 place on average.numbers vary.
and of course absurd postings like 11pt go yjc and all those lower tier ones are very traumatising.alot would have been envying innova ppl,l1r5 bad still can stay.that power sial.
so orientation was ok.morning was subject talks,and they had a shortage of teachers for hist and geog.and well i dunno if i really wanna stay there or not.you know who i saw?
kuek,qmo,val,some chiobu,ex og matey,a few innova ppl(includes 3 cedarians,a st margs one,a st nics one,no guys yet)
and what about renick?he brought 12 2 acjc.so he saw me while i want to appeal.the end of a legend,end of the ppl who haunt chem lectures like no tomorrow(elson,renick,melvyn,me) and the innova guy teaching a noobie how to jio girls during maths lectures and end of the original 1s16 crew who prank all the way,complete to the cl-ass sweater
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Porto lost 2-0.what do we do with couceiro?hang him?i don't know
and pekerman has dropped carlos tevez as well as veron.what happened is that he's going to have 2 teams.of course that included a heavy emphasis on spanish teams and the milan teams
and what are uefa going to do with mourinho?throw him out of the champions league.unfortunately i think even one of the judges would have been bribed by roman abramovich.so what can we do?note that van basten,redkard and guy roux has started to assault him as well
and pekerman has dropped carlos tevez as well as veron.what happened is that he's going to have 2 teams.of course that included a heavy emphasis on spanish teams and the milan teams
and what are uefa going to do with mourinho?throw him out of the champions league.unfortunately i think even one of the judges would have been bribed by roman abramovich.so what can we do?note that van basten,redkard and guy roux has started to assault him as well
death of a dream
AJC arts
quite good to most.quite bad for people with inflated egos
i need the appeal form.
print it out and fill it in
pass it to the general office as a last ditch attempt
0f 629 people
seems like alot decided to stay on.Nic,alot of councillors,the hardcore 1s16
but there are also ppl leaving
Big Boss ends up in Raffles,that CH dude to HCl,Joshua in TJC,1 to Victoria,2 to NJC,Elson at NYJC,Melvyn at CJC,Andy at SAJC and Renick bringing a legion of ex IJC ppl to ACJC.obviously the fabulously rich Huilin would have followed him unless she really wanted to stay at IJC.as for me.11 are going with me.depending on the person,count them lucky or unlucky
and there are talks that my gamble failed miserably.once u put AC as second choice.no return.Renick said one.then Avelyn also end up there and she put as 1st choice.see the pattern? but even so i think the L1R5 kinda neglected the position
i think i'll say no more.again.
AJC arts
quite good to most.quite bad for people with inflated egos
i need the appeal form.
print it out and fill it in
pass it to the general office as a last ditch attempt
0f 629 people
seems like alot decided to stay on.Nic,alot of councillors,the hardcore 1s16
but there are also ppl leaving
Big Boss ends up in Raffles,that CH dude to HCl,Joshua in TJC,1 to Victoria,2 to NJC,Elson at NYJC,Melvyn at CJC,Andy at SAJC and Renick bringing a legion of ex IJC ppl to ACJC.obviously the fabulously rich Huilin would have followed him unless she really wanted to stay at IJC.as for me.11 are going with me.depending on the person,count them lucky or unlucky
and there are talks that my gamble failed miserably.once u put AC as second choice.no return.Renick said one.then Avelyn also end up there and she put as 1st choice.see the pattern? but even so i think the L1R5 kinda neglected the position
i think i'll say no more.again.
Monday, March 21, 2005
betis!betis!betis!betis!...that's the most likely stuff u'll hear in Seville,at least in the green half.on with all the rest of money counting
Birmingham 2 Villa 0--erm nothing happened
Boro 1 Saints 3--shit
Liverpool 2 Everton 1--garcia + gerrard - baros = win.what a crappo foul from baros
PSG 1 Auxerre 0--oh jackshit
St Etienne 0 Lille 0--o-o-f
Monaco 2 Marseille 1--plus one each to 1-0
Stuttgart 1 Freiburg 0--as expected
Mainz 2 Schalke 1--awful
Sampdoria 1 Atalanta 2--bloody hell
Inter 3 Fiorentina 2--the next mission is to kau tim adriano.milan,bolivia and uruguay owes fiorentina massive debts of favour by this crocking
Udinese 2 Lecce 1--as expected
Parma 3 Palermo 3--oof
Roma 0 Milan 2--power
Athletic 3 Levante 1--this time we hit.llorente provides the margin
Mallorca 0 Sevilla 1--beast penalty again.but then arango was hit and fainted.javi navarro was lucky to get away with only a yellow card
Valencia 3 Getafe 1--the end of getafe.but they were tired.
Real Madrid 1 Malaga 0--heng ah roberto carlos score
Zaragoza 0 Atletico 0--whew
Ajax 0 PSV 4--bilnd-man's buff and van bommel's 15 mins
Birmingham 2 Villa 0--erm nothing happened
Boro 1 Saints 3--shit
Liverpool 2 Everton 1--garcia + gerrard - baros = win.what a crappo foul from baros
PSG 1 Auxerre 0--oh jackshit
St Etienne 0 Lille 0--o-o-f
Monaco 2 Marseille 1--plus one each to 1-0
Stuttgart 1 Freiburg 0--as expected
Mainz 2 Schalke 1--awful
Sampdoria 1 Atalanta 2--bloody hell
Inter 3 Fiorentina 2--the next mission is to kau tim adriano.milan,bolivia and uruguay owes fiorentina massive debts of favour by this crocking
Udinese 2 Lecce 1--as expected
Parma 3 Palermo 3--oof
Roma 0 Milan 2--power
Athletic 3 Levante 1--this time we hit.llorente provides the margin
Mallorca 0 Sevilla 1--beast penalty again.but then arango was hit and fainted.javi navarro was lucky to get away with only a yellow card
Valencia 3 Getafe 1--the end of getafe.but they were tired.
Real Madrid 1 Malaga 0--heng ah roberto carlos score
Zaragoza 0 Atletico 0--whew
Ajax 0 PSV 4--bilnd-man's buff and van bommel's 15 mins
apparently i know what will happen to me this time round tomorrow 8 am
check the first board if u put IJC as your first choice.most likely u'll get in.but i think i'll check juz 2 see who i'll end up missing
check the second board if u didn't put IJC as your first choice but end up there.you may check here if u wanna see who's replacing or still staying(and missing).check juz 2 see if the computer played the 2nd biggest prank of all:say the rest of my choice no space.hope not with 10 though there has been such tragic stories before
if ur name didn't show up there,breathe a sigh of relief.now call the hotline or check the website
the biggest prank of all is when the com says i end up in RJC.that would border on a scam or a farce.but i'd be praying for such a farce,at least when i appeal
the normal,everybody love it outcome is when i end up in ACJC.
and download the appeal form as a death row plea when u end up there
check the first board if u put IJC as your first choice.most likely u'll get in.but i think i'll check juz 2 see who i'll end up missing
check the second board if u didn't put IJC as your first choice but end up there.you may check here if u wanna see who's replacing or still staying(and missing).check juz 2 see if the computer played the 2nd biggest prank of all:say the rest of my choice no space.hope not with 10 though there has been such tragic stories before
if ur name didn't show up there,breathe a sigh of relief.now call the hotline or check the website
the biggest prank of all is when the com says i end up in RJC.that would border on a scam or a farce.but i'd be praying for such a farce,at least when i appeal
the normal,everybody love it outcome is when i end up in ACJC.
and download the appeal form as a death row plea when u end up there
Sunday, March 20, 2005
of course sunday morning isn't complete without all the money counting
Blackburn 0 Arsenil 1--assholes
Charlton 1 WBA 4--obviously those desperate animals bit off the head of the valley
Chelsea 4 Palace 1--as expected
Man U 1 Fulham 0-still ok
Portsmouth 1 Newcastle 1-sounes luck out
Spurs 2 Man C 1-oof not a win.spurs are so unpredictable nowadays
Bolton 1 Norwich 0-as expected.minus frills
Toulouse 0 Sochaux 0--oof
Bastia 1 Metz 0--hit all
Caen 2 Rennes 2--oof part 2
Istres 1 Nice 1--oof part 3
Nantes 0 Ajaccio 0--oof part 4
Lens 2 Bordeaux 0-missed
Strasbourg 0 Lyon 1--nope but still hit
Leverkusen 2 Kaiserslautern 0--all hit
Hamburg 2 Dortmund 3--hit
Bochum 5 Wolfsburg 1--very inept
Bayern 3 Hansa 1-all hit
Nuremburg 1 Bremen 2-heng sial
Siena 1 Lazio 0-shit
Jtus 1 Reggina 0--score minus 1 each
Betis 2 Albacete 1--wheeeeeeee
Espanyol 2 Sociedad 2--oof
Depor 0 Farcelona 1--as expected we got the jackpot
Rapid 1 Grazer 0--oof
Besiktas 1 Trabzonspor 0--as expected
Blackburn 0 Arsenil 1--assholes
Charlton 1 WBA 4--obviously those desperate animals bit off the head of the valley
Chelsea 4 Palace 1--as expected
Man U 1 Fulham 0-still ok
Portsmouth 1 Newcastle 1-sounes luck out
Spurs 2 Man C 1-oof not a win.spurs are so unpredictable nowadays
Bolton 1 Norwich 0-as expected.minus frills
Toulouse 0 Sochaux 0--oof
Bastia 1 Metz 0--hit all
Caen 2 Rennes 2--oof part 2
Istres 1 Nice 1--oof part 3
Nantes 0 Ajaccio 0--oof part 4
Lens 2 Bordeaux 0-missed
Strasbourg 0 Lyon 1--nope but still hit
Leverkusen 2 Kaiserslautern 0--all hit
Hamburg 2 Dortmund 3--hit
Bochum 5 Wolfsburg 1--very inept
Bayern 3 Hansa 1-all hit
Nuremburg 1 Bremen 2-heng sial
Siena 1 Lazio 0-shit
Jtus 1 Reggina 0--score minus 1 each
Betis 2 Albacete 1--wheeeeeeee
Espanyol 2 Sociedad 2--oof
Depor 0 Farcelona 1--as expected we got the jackpot
Rapid 1 Grazer 0--oof
Besiktas 1 Trabzonspor 0--as expected
Saturday, March 19, 2005
at Nyon they know how to defy gravity
Champs League Draw
Liverpool vs Juventus--not another Heysel again.wait...that stadium is now the King Badouin.as for the rest of Brussels it's a piece of rubble after the Constant Vanden Stock was demolished by Inter,Valencia and Werder(in the end,all went out as well)
Lyon vs PSV--underdog vs underdog.main point:it's time for all 4 brazillians in lyon to take on those 4 at PSV.wait lyon doesn't have a brazillian goalie.so no contest yet.
Milan vs Inter--another Milan derby?another Milan win?or it's Inter draw again and then they taiko enter semi-final.note that inter needs to score a higher draw in the first leg
Chelsea vs Bayern--spanish,german,italian?or english
Semi Final fixture
CFC/FCB vs Jtus/LFC
ACM/FCI vs OL/PSV
games to be played on 5/6 and 12/13 april
semis on 26/27 april and 3/4 may.
(note that our editor is having his birthday on one of the semi finals.so he is praying that he hits all the scores in that particular fixture)
UEFA Cup Draw
Newcastle vs Sporting--another trip back to England.but this trip is even harder than Boro.unless Graeme pressed the SD Button(self destruct).but the lure of super home advantage(which is the final) is too hard to resist
CSKA vs Auxerre--now those burgundians are doing what benfica and partizan cannot do.avoid 2-0 defeats and/or win/draw.bet the kanga-roo to give those muscovites a hard time
Austria vs Parma--Parma has been very lucky.but their luck will run out eventually.so how.what happens when you add red,blue and 2 white.purple and whitewash.that's what's in store for the relegation strugglers
Steaua/Villareal vs AZ Alkmaar--the return leg is do or die for AZ since we don't know what would happen in the first leg
Semi final
FKA/Parm vs CSKA/AJA
NUFC/SCP vs Steaua/VCF/AZ
quarter final first n second on 7/14 april
semi final on 28 april and 5 may
Champs League Draw
Liverpool vs Juventus--not another Heysel again.wait...that stadium is now the King Badouin.as for the rest of Brussels it's a piece of rubble after the Constant Vanden Stock was demolished by Inter,Valencia and Werder(in the end,all went out as well)
Lyon vs PSV--underdog vs underdog.main point:it's time for all 4 brazillians in lyon to take on those 4 at PSV.wait lyon doesn't have a brazillian goalie.so no contest yet.
Milan vs Inter--another Milan derby?another Milan win?or it's Inter draw again and then they taiko enter semi-final.note that inter needs to score a higher draw in the first leg
Chelsea vs Bayern--spanish,german,italian?or english
Semi Final fixture
CFC/FCB vs Jtus/LFC
ACM/FCI vs OL/PSV
games to be played on 5/6 and 12/13 april
semis on 26/27 april and 3/4 may.
(note that our editor is having his birthday on one of the semi finals.so he is praying that he hits all the scores in that particular fixture)
UEFA Cup Draw
Newcastle vs Sporting--another trip back to England.but this trip is even harder than Boro.unless Graeme pressed the SD Button(self destruct).but the lure of super home advantage(which is the final) is too hard to resist
CSKA vs Auxerre--now those burgundians are doing what benfica and partizan cannot do.avoid 2-0 defeats and/or win/draw.bet the kanga-roo to give those muscovites a hard time
Austria vs Parma--Parma has been very lucky.but their luck will run out eventually.so how.what happens when you add red,blue and 2 white.purple and whitewash.that's what's in store for the relegation strugglers
Steaua/Villareal vs AZ Alkmaar--the return leg is do or die for AZ since we don't know what would happen in the first leg
Semi final
FKA/Parm vs CSKA/AJA
NUFC/SCP vs Steaua/VCF/AZ
quarter final first n second on 7/14 april
semi final on 28 april and 5 may
Friday, March 18, 2005
started rosy.then all dissappeared all of a sudden
Sporting 1 Boro 0-according to what we know we hit all the way,even if barbosa hit one.note that all of our tipsters are having a field day here
CSKA 2 Partizan 0--you know what.they can't be bothered to sell wagner love now that he gives them more goals.and of course add danny carvalho and you get the brazillian rocket that hits the serbs.wait...we are gleefully waiting for an all hit.but then since that penalty came,we got something else instead.half goal wins by CSKA at a good amount is better.
Zaragoza 2 Austria 2--a draw as we thought.but then it was game over from 12 mins.looks like sionko has a affinity for spain.scored 2 at san mames and had a hand in 2 freekicks that led to goals(p.s:he didn't score).and the third goal was elusive as zaragoza crash out on AGR
Auxerre 0 Lille 0--o-o-f.but in the end we still got away on aggregate score
Parma 1 Sevilla 0--Spanish goners this week...ouch
Sporting 1 Boro 0-according to what we know we hit all the way,even if barbosa hit one.note that all of our tipsters are having a field day here
CSKA 2 Partizan 0--you know what.they can't be bothered to sell wagner love now that he gives them more goals.and of course add danny carvalho and you get the brazillian rocket that hits the serbs.wait...we are gleefully waiting for an all hit.but then since that penalty came,we got something else instead.half goal wins by CSKA at a good amount is better.
Zaragoza 2 Austria 2--a draw as we thought.but then it was game over from 12 mins.looks like sionko has a affinity for spain.scored 2 at san mames and had a hand in 2 freekicks that led to goals(p.s:he didn't score).and the third goal was elusive as zaragoza crash out on AGR
Auxerre 0 Lille 0--o-o-f.but in the end we still got away on aggregate score
Parma 1 Sevilla 0--Spanish goners this week...ouch
Thursday, March 17, 2005
not that it's st patrick's day and we can't even drink a pint (of guinness)...but i think we are dead broke this time
Liverpool 0 Blackburn 0--they reverted to Rafa's worriers...all of a sudden
Chelsea 1 WBA 0--very badly played and still another 1-0
Charlton 2 Spurs 0--spurs on decline
Athletic 1 Getafe 2--i don't know what medicine they ate
Udinese 4 AC Milan 1--?
Newcastle 4 Olympiacos 0--the end of the greek civilisation.thanks to souness
AZ 2 Shakhtar 1--...and the end of Ukraine as well
Steaua 0 Villareal 0--we don't know what would happen on sunday.lame oof by all means
Monaco 0 Strasbourg 0--very spastic Monaco at work
St Etienne 3 Ajaccio 0-erm corsicans can't survive out of corsica
Sochaux 2 Metz 1--as expected
Liverpool 0 Blackburn 0--they reverted to Rafa's worriers...all of a sudden
Chelsea 1 WBA 0--very badly played and still another 1-0
Charlton 2 Spurs 0--spurs on decline
Athletic 1 Getafe 2--i don't know what medicine they ate
Udinese 4 AC Milan 1--?
Newcastle 4 Olympiacos 0--the end of the greek civilisation.thanks to souness
AZ 2 Shakhtar 1--...and the end of Ukraine as well
Steaua 0 Villareal 0--we don't know what would happen on sunday.lame oof by all means
Monaco 0 Strasbourg 0--very spastic Monaco at work
St Etienne 3 Ajaccio 0-erm corsicans can't survive out of corsica
Sochaux 2 Metz 1--as expected
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
oh someone reminded me there's UEFA Cup this week
16/03
Newcastle vs Olympiacos--olympiacos hadn't won in england before.but i bet souness luck run out some day and they lost 1-0 or even 2-0...but not the 3-0 needed.otherwise you may consider a draw that's barely enough for souness to hang on his luck
AZ vs Shakhtar--same story in alkmaar.the twist is,we don't think shakhtar is going to win.barring a major az flop
Steaua vs Villareal--there won't be enough snow to call off the match again.but we most likely bet steaua to win 2-0 if not 2-1 or 1-0.home games in east europe are very hard to win
17/03
Sporting vs Boro--boro is unlikely to escape.draw or sporting to win by 1
CSKA vs Partizan--CSKA may be praying for snow.but unfortunately,Partizan would try to squeeze in on AGR.they cannot draw anything lower than 2 goals.so a prudent idea is to put CSKA win by 1
Zaragoza vs Austria--zaragoza trys to avoid doing an athletic.i bet them to draw if not win by the lastest of minutes
Parma vs Sevilla--apparently sevilla was preparing to let kerosene on the italians and then set alight.so put sevilla to win
Auxerre vs Lille--auxerre to eat 1.if lille won.the end
20/03
Villareal vs Steaua--in el madrigal,put vilareal to eat.but not enough rations to knock steaua off
FA Cup semi final draw.arsenil vs man u?likely
Arsenil vs Blackburn
Newcastle vs Man U
16/17 04 2004 re the
and russia league started last week.cska and locomotiv started as expected.and spartak's bad form continued with another loss in one of moscow's many derbies
and here's the main dates in the ukrainian league
shakhtar vs dynamo kiev-19/06
dnipro vs dynamo kiev-?
shakhtar vs dnipro-25/05
metalurh vs dynamo kiev-25/04
metalurh vs shakhtar-?
16/03
Newcastle vs Olympiacos--olympiacos hadn't won in england before.but i bet souness luck run out some day and they lost 1-0 or even 2-0...but not the 3-0 needed.otherwise you may consider a draw that's barely enough for souness to hang on his luck
AZ vs Shakhtar--same story in alkmaar.the twist is,we don't think shakhtar is going to win.barring a major az flop
Steaua vs Villareal--there won't be enough snow to call off the match again.but we most likely bet steaua to win 2-0 if not 2-1 or 1-0.home games in east europe are very hard to win
17/03
Sporting vs Boro--boro is unlikely to escape.draw or sporting to win by 1
CSKA vs Partizan--CSKA may be praying for snow.but unfortunately,Partizan would try to squeeze in on AGR.they cannot draw anything lower than 2 goals.so a prudent idea is to put CSKA win by 1
Zaragoza vs Austria--zaragoza trys to avoid doing an athletic.i bet them to draw if not win by the lastest of minutes
Parma vs Sevilla--apparently sevilla was preparing to let kerosene on the italians and then set alight.so put sevilla to win
Auxerre vs Lille--auxerre to eat 1.if lille won.the end
20/03
Villareal vs Steaua--in el madrigal,put vilareal to eat.but not enough rations to knock steaua off
FA Cup semi final draw.arsenil vs man u?likely
Arsenil vs Blackburn
Newcastle vs Man U
16/17 04 2004 re the
and russia league started last week.cska and locomotiv started as expected.and spartak's bad form continued with another loss in one of moscow's many derbies
and here's the main dates in the ukrainian league
shakhtar vs dynamo kiev-19/06
dnipro vs dynamo kiev-?
shakhtar vs dnipro-25/05
metalurh vs dynamo kiev-25/04
metalurh vs shakhtar-?
Monday, March 14, 2005
this week we have more stuff to stuff your ass
15/03
chelsea vs wba--die for wba.4-0 or 5-0
16/03
charlton vs spurs-1-0 or 1-2
liverpool vs blackburn--3-1
19/03
blackburn vs arsenil--i dunno if blackburn will win
charlton vs wba--2-1
chelsea vs palace--3-0?
man u vs fulham--no way out from devils lair and it's 2-0 barring match fixing
portsmouth vs newcastle--mr souness luck may run out this time and maybe risk 1-0
spurs vs man c--2-2 or draw
bolton vs norwich--this time norwich are dead
birmingham vs villa--1-1 or draw
boro vs southampton--2-1
liverpool vs everton--rafa would be suitably worried but then expect a 1-1 draw at most
16/03/05
Strasbourg - Monaco -1-2
St Etienne - Ajaccio -draw
Sochaux - Metz -draw or sochaux win
19/03/05
Toulouse - Sochaux --toulouse 1-0 or 1-1
Bastia - Metz -bastia 1-0
Caen - Rennes --rennes to get away
Istres - Nice --nice 2-1
Lens - Bordeaux --bordeaux to draw or edge
Nantes - Ajaccio --nantes to eat by 1
Strasbourg - Lyon --lyon eat up 2
20/03/05
PSG - Auxerre --auxerre win by 1
St Etienne - Lille --lille to win by 1 if not draw
Monaco - Marseille--close call.monaco draw or 1-0
19/03/05
Leverkusen - Kaiserslautern --leverkusen to eat by 2
Hamburg - Dortmund --dortmunder win
Bochum - Wolfsburg --wolfsburg 1-0
Bayern - Hansa --bayern to win by at least 2
Nürnberg - Bremen --bremen win and no draws please
20/03/05
Stuttgart - Freiburg--stuttgart win 1
Mainz - Schalke--schalke to win
19/03/05
Siena - Lazio --lazio draw
Jtus - Reggina --jtus 2-1
20/03/05
Sampdoria - Atalanta --samp 1-0 or thereabouts
Inter - Fiorentina --not another draw again.inter 2-1
Udinese - Lecce --udinese sure win
Parma - Palermo --palermo gamble at 1-0
Roma - Milan--milan to edge this at 2-1
16/03/05
Athletic - Getafe --athletic win 2
19/03/05
Betis - Albacete--2-1
Espanyol - Real Sociedad--1-0
Deportivo - Farcelona --farcelona jackpot again.
20/03/05
Athletic - Levante --athletic win again.by 2 again
Mallorca - Sevilla --sevilla to win by 2
Valencia - Getafe --valencia draw or win.
Real Madrid - Malaga --real madrid has this simple task and no blow job this time
Zaragoza - Atletico--zaragoza to draw or edge this
Ajax vs PSV--PSV win 3-1
Sporting vs Porto--Porto draw at least
Rapid vs Grazer--Rapid lose
Besiktas vs Trabzonspor--Besiktas to win by 1 if not draw
15/03
chelsea vs wba--die for wba.4-0 or 5-0
16/03
charlton vs spurs-1-0 or 1-2
liverpool vs blackburn--3-1
19/03
blackburn vs arsenil--i dunno if blackburn will win
charlton vs wba--2-1
chelsea vs palace--3-0?
man u vs fulham--no way out from devils lair and it's 2-0 barring match fixing
portsmouth vs newcastle--mr souness luck may run out this time and maybe risk 1-0
spurs vs man c--2-2 or draw
bolton vs norwich--this time norwich are dead
birmingham vs villa--1-1 or draw
boro vs southampton--2-1
liverpool vs everton--rafa would be suitably worried but then expect a 1-1 draw at most
16/03/05
Strasbourg - Monaco -1-2
St Etienne - Ajaccio -draw
Sochaux - Metz -draw or sochaux win
19/03/05
Toulouse - Sochaux --toulouse 1-0 or 1-1
Bastia - Metz -bastia 1-0
Caen - Rennes --rennes to get away
Istres - Nice --nice 2-1
Lens - Bordeaux --bordeaux to draw or edge
Nantes - Ajaccio --nantes to eat by 1
Strasbourg - Lyon --lyon eat up 2
20/03/05
PSG - Auxerre --auxerre win by 1
St Etienne - Lille --lille to win by 1 if not draw
Monaco - Marseille--close call.monaco draw or 1-0
19/03/05
Leverkusen - Kaiserslautern --leverkusen to eat by 2
Hamburg - Dortmund --dortmunder win
Bochum - Wolfsburg --wolfsburg 1-0
Bayern - Hansa --bayern to win by at least 2
Nürnberg - Bremen --bremen win and no draws please
20/03/05
Stuttgart - Freiburg--stuttgart win 1
Mainz - Schalke--schalke to win
19/03/05
Siena - Lazio --lazio draw
Jtus - Reggina --jtus 2-1
20/03/05
Sampdoria - Atalanta --samp 1-0 or thereabouts
Inter - Fiorentina --not another draw again.inter 2-1
Udinese - Lecce --udinese sure win
Parma - Palermo --palermo gamble at 1-0
Roma - Milan--milan to edge this at 2-1
16/03/05
Athletic - Getafe --athletic win 2
19/03/05
Betis - Albacete--2-1
Espanyol - Real Sociedad--1-0
Deportivo - Farcelona --farcelona jackpot again.
20/03/05
Athletic - Levante --athletic win again.by 2 again
Mallorca - Sevilla --sevilla to win by 2
Valencia - Getafe --valencia draw or win.
Real Madrid - Malaga --real madrid has this simple task and no blow job this time
Zaragoza - Atletico--zaragoza to draw or edge this
Ajax vs PSV--PSV win 3-1
Sporting vs Porto--Porto draw at least
Rapid vs Grazer--Rapid lose
Besiktas vs Trabzonspor--Besiktas to win by 1 if not draw
jackass scorelines coming up
newcastle 1 spurs 0-graeme souness is having something of a taiko luck.but wait for olympiacos to show up next week for their real stuff to come up
saints 0 red devils 4-this time it was a complete runover
bolton 0 arsenil1--pires and diouf are asses.but then we can safely say the rest of arsenil are also asses
blackburn 1 leicester 0--the end of the last championship team
lyon 2 istres 1--not that strugglers go down with a fight,but nonetheless decent
ajaccio 1 PSG 0--more bullshit from parisians again as we reaped in massive profit
bordeaux 2 st etienne 0-erm...not really hit
marseille 2 lens 1--as expected they lost
metz 1 rennes 1--that's dumb..oof
socahux 1 bastia 0-as expected
nice 0 strasbourg 0-eggs,draw and more oof
nantes 2 caen 0-rotten performance from strugglers again
lille 1 toulouse 1--dumb draw
auxerre 2 monaco 2--as expected...but half the scoreline
bremen 0 mainz 0--another draw,another crap
wolfsburg 1 hanover 0--as expected
leverkusen 3 berlin 3--oof
schalke 1 bayern 0--not that the bavarians don't want to edge at last min,but they are too slow
dortmund 0 stuttgart 2--(1-1),(3-1) and still hit
Lecce 2 Fiorentina 2--florentines flecced in the first half,then lecce got fleeced in the second.result?draw
Lazio 1 Inter 1--not another draw...oof
Cagliari 3 Roma 0-don't know why romans are so meek in zola land.
palermo 1 udinese 5--not only they managed to escape,they plundered
chievo 0 jtus 1--another last min goal
reggina 0 messina 2--erm no edge in reggina.
milan 1 samp 0-i forgot to say who may win by one goal.but anyhow it was milan which i thought would win
farcelona 2 athletic 0--this time it's a farce catalan jackpot with double the money you expected
malaga 1 betis 2--so add one to each number
albacete 0 depor 1--the world is saved from being dumb
levante 4 osasuna 0--another supposed motor vroom for levante.then another motor cock out?hope not
villareal 4 espanyol 1--crunch up those fools from catalonia
atletico 1 valencia 0--minus one for each number and you still hit
sevilla 0 zaragoza 1--if sevilla was stronger than austria vienna,then zaragoza would have ended up in the next round of uefa cup.but i think sevilla was preparing to thrash parma this week so they decided to let water out
getafe 2 real madrid 1--grande fuck.how the hack would real madrid blow up and then kiss their title goodbye?so next time if we have a farcelona jackpot with 10 times the amount,we expect the gambling companies to put that jackpot on the next spanish derby encounter
genk 2 brugge 1--another reverse score as we cocked out
austria 1 rapid 0--hit
AEK 1 Olympiacos 1--oof we forgot to give this match but then our answer would still be oof as we almost always expect olympiacos to win
newcastle 1 spurs 0-graeme souness is having something of a taiko luck.but wait for olympiacos to show up next week for their real stuff to come up
saints 0 red devils 4-this time it was a complete runover
bolton 0 arsenil1--pires and diouf are asses.but then we can safely say the rest of arsenil are also asses
blackburn 1 leicester 0--the end of the last championship team
lyon 2 istres 1--not that strugglers go down with a fight,but nonetheless decent
ajaccio 1 PSG 0--more bullshit from parisians again as we reaped in massive profit
bordeaux 2 st etienne 0-erm...not really hit
marseille 2 lens 1--as expected they lost
metz 1 rennes 1--that's dumb..oof
socahux 1 bastia 0-as expected
nice 0 strasbourg 0-eggs,draw and more oof
nantes 2 caen 0-rotten performance from strugglers again
lille 1 toulouse 1--dumb draw
auxerre 2 monaco 2--as expected...but half the scoreline
bremen 0 mainz 0--another draw,another crap
wolfsburg 1 hanover 0--as expected
leverkusen 3 berlin 3--oof
schalke 1 bayern 0--not that the bavarians don't want to edge at last min,but they are too slow
dortmund 0 stuttgart 2--(1-1),(3-1) and still hit
Lecce 2 Fiorentina 2--florentines flecced in the first half,then lecce got fleeced in the second.result?draw
Lazio 1 Inter 1--not another draw...oof
Cagliari 3 Roma 0-don't know why romans are so meek in zola land.
palermo 1 udinese 5--not only they managed to escape,they plundered
chievo 0 jtus 1--another last min goal
reggina 0 messina 2--erm no edge in reggina.
milan 1 samp 0-i forgot to say who may win by one goal.but anyhow it was milan which i thought would win
farcelona 2 athletic 0--this time it's a farce catalan jackpot with double the money you expected
malaga 1 betis 2--so add one to each number
albacete 0 depor 1--the world is saved from being dumb
levante 4 osasuna 0--another supposed motor vroom for levante.then another motor cock out?hope not
villareal 4 espanyol 1--crunch up those fools from catalonia
atletico 1 valencia 0--minus one for each number and you still hit
sevilla 0 zaragoza 1--if sevilla was stronger than austria vienna,then zaragoza would have ended up in the next round of uefa cup.but i think sevilla was preparing to thrash parma this week so they decided to let water out
getafe 2 real madrid 1--grande fuck.how the hack would real madrid blow up and then kiss their title goodbye?so next time if we have a farcelona jackpot with 10 times the amount,we expect the gambling companies to put that jackpot on the next spanish derby encounter
genk 2 brugge 1--another reverse score as we cocked out
austria 1 rapid 0--hit
AEK 1 Olympiacos 1--oof we forgot to give this match but then our answer would still be oof as we almost always expect olympiacos to win
Saturday, March 12, 2005
juz finished checkin my tagboard
boss told me arts 5 sci 4 with bonus.frankly that would mean 9-8.but then ironically boss was expecting me go there.so he expected me to play with fire and survive with 1st degree burns...hahaha...then got ppl play with fire got burn heavily instead.dun hope much 4 now.see if the com play any pranks.post me to a guai lan jc or put me in rjc.either way it's a prank.former a nasty joke.latter a too-good-to-be-true scam.so how...i dunno
n heard ACJC is those funny-rule school.none of the rules are funny,actually
1)heard poking a girl means 1 demerit pt and 6 can get you sacked
2)you can't date a girl from ur OG or class.
3)walking on the track is liable to fine and tekan rounds
boss told me arts 5 sci 4 with bonus.frankly that would mean 9-8.but then ironically boss was expecting me go there.so he expected me to play with fire and survive with 1st degree burns...hahaha...then got ppl play with fire got burn heavily instead.dun hope much 4 now.see if the com play any pranks.post me to a guai lan jc or put me in rjc.either way it's a prank.former a nasty joke.latter a too-good-to-be-true scam.so how...i dunno
n heard ACJC is those funny-rule school.none of the rules are funny,actually
1)heard poking a girl means 1 demerit pt and 6 can get you sacked
2)you can't date a girl from ur OG or class.
3)walking on the track is liable to fine and tekan rounds
Friday, March 11, 2005
we went bust on thursday
Steaua vs Villareal is postponed and we suffered heavy losses
Partizan 1 CSKA 1--just as expected
Olympiacos 1 Newcastle 3--we suffered very heavy losses this time
Shakhtar 1 AZ 3--almost impossible to believe we lost more cash
Austria 1 Zaragoza 1--as expected too..
Boro 2 Sporting 3--as expected the final host won
Lille 0 Auxerre 1-kanga-roo,benny and bonnie vs milo,milene n matt.the kanga-roo knocked all of the Lillois n the punters out
Sevilla 0 Parma 0--heard that the bull hit a cheese wall that has been filled with eggs...oof
Steaua vs Villareal is postponed and we suffered heavy losses
Partizan 1 CSKA 1--just as expected
Olympiacos 1 Newcastle 3--we suffered very heavy losses this time
Shakhtar 1 AZ 3--almost impossible to believe we lost more cash
Austria 1 Zaragoza 1--as expected too..
Boro 2 Sporting 3--as expected the final host won
Lille 0 Auxerre 1-kanga-roo,benny and bonnie vs milo,milene n matt.the kanga-roo knocked all of the Lillois n the punters out
Sevilla 0 Parma 0--heard that the bull hit a cheese wall that has been filled with eggs...oof
Thursday, March 10, 2005
juz came back from lecture crashin
with the abolition of the PAE...aka 1st 3 mths usin ur prelim result...there's many changes.some good.some bad.
too bad with this new policy there'll be no more lecture crashin or AWOL without gettin caught.
so today is the second last day.
crashin:illegally attending lessons of other schools.very prevalent in most J1 ppl.nerds excluded
every place has it's way of dealin with such people.some juz dun care.some pursue until the dude was humiliated
today was my first time(and last time) doing crashin practical.somehow there's an art to crashin
target:Raffles
heard from frens it's super easy to crash.so how?
morning.the side gate was open.just sneak in before 8.30.
since alot of my fren go fly kite...u can't loiter around anyhow.in the canteen none cared.teachers dun seem 2 see who was crashin
here were a few tips when crashin
1:it's not u can come in and then crash lecture as you like one.the first thing one must do is get an insider in the college to arrange 4 lectures to crash.can be J1 or J2.just make sure u have a good day where there's many lectures.and of course he/she must know that you're coming.or u can forget about crashin
2:in case of trouble,hiding in toilet is the best.since RJ has so many toilets,i've decided to put the cleanest toilet in one of the floor as base camp.escape in case of trouble.lock up cubicle pretend shit
3:only stupid fools crash tutorials.what do i do when idle?no library.since it's right above staff room...it may arouse suspicion.best place?still canteen
4:wear their badge or tshirt.buy from the bookshop.would arouse less suspicion than without any of these.anyway u can have them as a souvenir after mission accomplished
5:touchwood.if u're caught,juz say u're here to appeal.lame trick not to be tried unless desperate
of course part of crashin is getting to see ur long lost ex sch frens.many ppl who crash dun haf the luxury of NYGH,HCI/TCHS n Rafflesians(and to a smaller extent ACSI,St Nics,DHS n Crescent...list goes on).so u may haf 2 meet other sch ppl who noe u.of course talkin with them for a while really helped kill time.note that u can also look 4 fren one.u may need to inform them or pay a surprise visit
another thing for first time crashers.check out what's in store.a guided trip is a must.ask ur fren bring u around.in raffles they dun care.so my senior brought me around.they have theatre,sports complex,multi purpose hall,gym n the required track.and they hold their flag raising on some elevated surface.how cool was that
of course the main thing is crashin lectures.do not go arts one unless you're sure u can blend in the surroundings.f maths,computing etc are also no-go zones.big lecture theatres decrease dramatically the chance of you gettin caught.i went for the chem one.bring at least some foolscap cuz u need to take notes and not arouse any more suspicion.and the lecturer has too many cold jokes already
after crashin.when u have no more,troop out of the door before u get caught and go further and further into safety
and so i heard from my frens that the L1R5 cutoff for arts was 9 without bonus.some said 10.way too controversial already.u may need an appeal form for 10.forget about 11 unless u got sports to stake ur claim.
likewise,i heard that they take 1200 and then throw out those who did not reach cut off.some others say the pae batch would be augmented by a few more reinforcements.
lastly cchsm ppl get discriminated?well...to a certain extent.i wonder if many cchsm ppl still think raffles is impossible to go one.no body fill rank,no body to look out each other for
Before I end.thanks to these ppl
Hazel--all the logistics n arrangements for lecture crashin.
Mayanne--a few hints on where's the safest place to hide and enter
my senior--for givin me a guided tour round the compound
the CCHSM ppl who went there:Hanzhi,Jean,Jovian,Jin Jing,Linlin,Zhang Yi-taking out some of their time to talk to the crasher
with the abolition of the PAE...aka 1st 3 mths usin ur prelim result...there's many changes.some good.some bad.
too bad with this new policy there'll be no more lecture crashin or AWOL without gettin caught.
so today is the second last day.
crashin:illegally attending lessons of other schools.very prevalent in most J1 ppl.nerds excluded
every place has it's way of dealin with such people.some juz dun care.some pursue until the dude was humiliated
today was my first time(and last time) doing crashin practical.somehow there's an art to crashin
target:Raffles
heard from frens it's super easy to crash.so how?
morning.the side gate was open.just sneak in before 8.30.
since alot of my fren go fly kite...u can't loiter around anyhow.in the canteen none cared.teachers dun seem 2 see who was crashin
here were a few tips when crashin
1:it's not u can come in and then crash lecture as you like one.the first thing one must do is get an insider in the college to arrange 4 lectures to crash.can be J1 or J2.just make sure u have a good day where there's many lectures.and of course he/she must know that you're coming.or u can forget about crashin
2:in case of trouble,hiding in toilet is the best.since RJ has so many toilets,i've decided to put the cleanest toilet in one of the floor as base camp.escape in case of trouble.lock up cubicle pretend shit
3:only stupid fools crash tutorials.what do i do when idle?no library.since it's right above staff room...it may arouse suspicion.best place?still canteen
4:wear their badge or tshirt.buy from the bookshop.would arouse less suspicion than without any of these.anyway u can have them as a souvenir after mission accomplished
5:touchwood.if u're caught,juz say u're here to appeal.lame trick not to be tried unless desperate
of course part of crashin is getting to see ur long lost ex sch frens.many ppl who crash dun haf the luxury of NYGH,HCI/TCHS n Rafflesians(and to a smaller extent ACSI,St Nics,DHS n Crescent...list goes on).so u may haf 2 meet other sch ppl who noe u.of course talkin with them for a while really helped kill time.note that u can also look 4 fren one.u may need to inform them or pay a surprise visit
another thing for first time crashers.check out what's in store.a guided trip is a must.ask ur fren bring u around.in raffles they dun care.so my senior brought me around.they have theatre,sports complex,multi purpose hall,gym n the required track.and they hold their flag raising on some elevated surface.how cool was that
of course the main thing is crashin lectures.do not go arts one unless you're sure u can blend in the surroundings.f maths,computing etc are also no-go zones.big lecture theatres decrease dramatically the chance of you gettin caught.i went for the chem one.bring at least some foolscap cuz u need to take notes and not arouse any more suspicion.and the lecturer has too many cold jokes already
after crashin.when u have no more,troop out of the door before u get caught and go further and further into safety
and so i heard from my frens that the L1R5 cutoff for arts was 9 without bonus.some said 10.way too controversial already.u may need an appeal form for 10.forget about 11 unless u got sports to stake ur claim.
likewise,i heard that they take 1200 and then throw out those who did not reach cut off.some others say the pae batch would be augmented by a few more reinforcements.
lastly cchsm ppl get discriminated?well...to a certain extent.i wonder if many cchsm ppl still think raffles is impossible to go one.no body fill rank,no body to look out each other for
Before I end.thanks to these ppl
Hazel--all the logistics n arrangements for lecture crashin.
Mayanne--a few hints on where's the safest place to hide and enter
my senior--for givin me a guided tour round the compound
the CCHSM ppl who went there:Hanzhi,Jean,Jovian,Jin Jing,Linlin,Zhang Yi-taking out some of their time to talk to the crasher
not that we came back with bad news...
Jtus 2 Real 0 (AET;Ful time 1-0)--Capello really made Luxemburgo look very ordinary when he subbed out del piero.brilliant but ultimately boring
Monaco 0 PSV 2--the end of Monaco,mopped by VoH and the american missile.as far as we know made in usa stuff are more durable
Bayer 1 Pool 3--muchas garcias.we want milan (baros) and then we can see rafa's warriors in action at (ac) milan.
arsenil 1 bayern 0-or is it henry 1 bayern 0.in the end it's still bayern 1 arsenil 0 because arsenil has nil champs league semi finals at all
Jtus 2 Real 0 (AET;Ful time 1-0)--Capello really made Luxemburgo look very ordinary when he subbed out del piero.brilliant but ultimately boring
Monaco 0 PSV 2--the end of Monaco,mopped by VoH and the american missile.as far as we know made in usa stuff are more durable
Bayer 1 Pool 3--muchas garcias.we want milan (baros) and then we can see rafa's warriors in action at (ac) milan.
arsenil 1 bayern 0-or is it henry 1 bayern 0.in the end it's still bayern 1 arsenil 0 because arsenil has nil champs league semi finals at all
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
apparently our server was caught lagging for last week's super 12.
Blues 18 Reds 12
Brumbies 21 Bulls 19
Highlanders 16 Stormers 16
Crusaders 50 Chiefs 18
Waratahs 36 Sharks 13
Hurricanes 45 Cats 32
and according to our jackass insider in charge of this week's 6 nations
england would eat up italy who are more distracted by the 2 irriducibili who are fighting at the olimpico,while while the irish would be whacked by the french with a headshot.as for scotland...they would be hit by wales
Blues 18 Reds 12
Brumbies 21 Bulls 19
Highlanders 16 Stormers 16
Crusaders 50 Chiefs 18
Waratahs 36 Sharks 13
Hurricanes 45 Cats 32
and according to our jackass insider in charge of this week's 6 nations
england would eat up italy who are more distracted by the 2 irriducibili who are fighting at the olimpico,while while the irish would be whacked by the french with a headshot.as for scotland...they would be hit by wales
this morning champs league is described as kelong.
Chelsea 4 Farcelona 2--and the game is another farce.so the jackpot was won by terry.but then they say the winning goal was a foul one.another thing.ronaldinho has a special skill that even zidane dunno.watch the replay for more details
AC Milan 1 Man U 0-another crespo goal really sank devils.no one ever got out of the lions den alive.just ask inter
Lyon 7 Bremen 2-the king kelong of the day.within 8 minutes the germans collapsed.by 45 mins they were 3-1.later 4 more and it's the end.
UEFA Cup on thu would be very exciting...at least you can see graeme souness being tortured by the greeks
Partizan vs CSKA-according to our form book...there will be a draw
Olympiacos vs Newcastle--greeks win 1-0 again
Shakhtar vs AZ--dutch courage is useless in ukraine.2-0 or 2-1
Austria vs Zaragoza--Austria to win 1-0 or at least draw
Steaua vs Villareal--going to romania is one of the worst assignments possible.a steaua win would suffice
Boro vs Sporting-since boro isn't on decent form,put sporting to at least draw or win
Lille vs Auxerre--close call.draw or home win.just no 0-0
Sevilla vs Parma--Sevilla win 2 at least
and we owe you one game before our normal service resumes
Man C 0 Bolton 1--Man C struggle to bolt Stelios...or is it Nolan...either way they are half dead
this week promises to be exciting.so here's this week game
EPL
oops none but got FA Cup
Newcastle vs Spurs--Spurs to win by 1
Southampton vs Man U-saints can never escape.man u to win by 2
Bolton vs Arsenil-bolton would insist that Arsenil are asses.
Blackburn vs Leicester--draw or leicester escape
Ligue 1
12/03/05
Lyon - Istres --not another nuke fallout?it would be at least 2 goal win
Ajaccio - PSG --corsican advantage again.1-0
Bordeaux - St Etienne --1-1 or 2-1
Marseille - Lens --wobbly northerners would draw or lose
Metz - Rennes --metz 1-0
Nantes - Caen --1-1 or any kind of draw
Nice - Strasbourg --1-0 or 2-1
Sochaux - Bastia --1-0 or 1-1
13/03/05
Lille - Toulouse --crunch match.lille edge by 1 or not draw
Auxerre - Monaco --should at least scare the burgundians to submission.0-1 or 1-1
Bundesliga
12/03/05
Bremen - Mainz --bremen win
Wolfsburg - Hannover --1-0 or thereabouts
Leverkusen - Hertha --2-0
13/03/05
Schalke - Bayern --draw or bayern edge at last min
Dortmund - Stuttgart--no hope for the home side.1-3
Serie A
12/03/05
Lecce - Fiorentina --florentines flecced
Lazio - Inter--Inter 2-1
13/03/05
Reggina - Messina --reggina to edge this
Cagliari - Roma --home advantage counts and it's 2-1
Milan - Sampdoria --this time it's real test for samp.may win by one goal.hope so
Palermo - Udinese --udinese unlikely to escape
Chievo - Juventus--jtus 3-1
Primera Liga
12/03/05
Farcelona - Athletic --another fake catalan jackpot up for grabs with a 1-0 win
Malaga - Betis --betis 1-0
13/03/05
Albacete - Deportivo--if albacete win...the would would become...dumb?not this time
Levante - Osasuna --draw or osasuna win
Villarreal - Espanyol --Villareal 1-1
Sevilla - Zaragoza --Sevilla to get away with 1-0
Getafe - Real Madrid --real madrid win 2-1
Atletico - Valencia--atletico may win 2-1...hope it is true
Genk vs Club Brugge-Brugge takes 2-1
Austria vs Rapid--this time the violets are going to edge the green side 1-0
Chelsea 4 Farcelona 2--and the game is another farce.so the jackpot was won by terry.but then they say the winning goal was a foul one.another thing.ronaldinho has a special skill that even zidane dunno.watch the replay for more details
AC Milan 1 Man U 0-another crespo goal really sank devils.no one ever got out of the lions den alive.just ask inter
Lyon 7 Bremen 2-the king kelong of the day.within 8 minutes the germans collapsed.by 45 mins they were 3-1.later 4 more and it's the end.
UEFA Cup on thu would be very exciting...at least you can see graeme souness being tortured by the greeks
Partizan vs CSKA-according to our form book...there will be a draw
Olympiacos vs Newcastle--greeks win 1-0 again
Shakhtar vs AZ--dutch courage is useless in ukraine.2-0 or 2-1
Austria vs Zaragoza--Austria to win 1-0 or at least draw
Steaua vs Villareal--going to romania is one of the worst assignments possible.a steaua win would suffice
Boro vs Sporting-since boro isn't on decent form,put sporting to at least draw or win
Lille vs Auxerre--close call.draw or home win.just no 0-0
Sevilla vs Parma--Sevilla win 2 at least
and we owe you one game before our normal service resumes
Man C 0 Bolton 1--Man C struggle to bolt Stelios...or is it Nolan...either way they are half dead
this week promises to be exciting.so here's this week game
EPL
oops none but got FA Cup
Newcastle vs Spurs--Spurs to win by 1
Southampton vs Man U-saints can never escape.man u to win by 2
Bolton vs Arsenil-bolton would insist that Arsenil are asses.
Blackburn vs Leicester--draw or leicester escape
Ligue 1
12/03/05
Lyon - Istres --not another nuke fallout?it would be at least 2 goal win
Ajaccio - PSG --corsican advantage again.1-0
Bordeaux - St Etienne --1-1 or 2-1
Marseille - Lens --wobbly northerners would draw or lose
Metz - Rennes --metz 1-0
Nantes - Caen --1-1 or any kind of draw
Nice - Strasbourg --1-0 or 2-1
Sochaux - Bastia --1-0 or 1-1
13/03/05
Lille - Toulouse --crunch match.lille edge by 1 or not draw
Auxerre - Monaco --should at least scare the burgundians to submission.0-1 or 1-1
Bundesliga
12/03/05
Bremen - Mainz --bremen win
Wolfsburg - Hannover --1-0 or thereabouts
Leverkusen - Hertha --2-0
13/03/05
Schalke - Bayern --draw or bayern edge at last min
Dortmund - Stuttgart--no hope for the home side.1-3
Serie A
12/03/05
Lecce - Fiorentina --florentines flecced
Lazio - Inter--Inter 2-1
13/03/05
Reggina - Messina --reggina to edge this
Cagliari - Roma --home advantage counts and it's 2-1
Milan - Sampdoria --this time it's real test for samp.may win by one goal.hope so
Palermo - Udinese --udinese unlikely to escape
Chievo - Juventus--jtus 3-1
Primera Liga
12/03/05
Farcelona - Athletic --another fake catalan jackpot up for grabs with a 1-0 win
Malaga - Betis --betis 1-0
13/03/05
Albacete - Deportivo--if albacete win...the would would become...dumb?not this time
Levante - Osasuna --draw or osasuna win
Villarreal - Espanyol --Villareal 1-1
Sevilla - Zaragoza --Sevilla to get away with 1-0
Getafe - Real Madrid --real madrid win 2-1
Atletico - Valencia--atletico may win 2-1...hope it is true
Genk vs Club Brugge-Brugge takes 2-1
Austria vs Rapid--this time the violets are going to edge the green side 1-0
Monday, March 07, 2005
Betis 2 Getafe 2--oof
Espanyol 2 Levante 1--ate up
Numancia 1 Villareal 1--oof part 2
Zaragoza 1 Racing 0--as expected
Athletic 3 Albacete 1--hit
Depor 1 Malaga 0--just as expected actually
WBA 2 Brums 0--desperate animals attack
Everton 0 Blackburn 1--the other way round
St Etienne 2 Marseille 0--terbaboom
Nuremburg 2 Dortmund 2--oof as another salvation is still miles away
Udinese 0 Bologna 1--the other way round is ouch
Fiorentina 2 Reggina 1--missd the money
Inter 2 Lecce 1--just as expected
Messina 1 Lazio 0--hit exact position
Samp 1 Chievo 3--our new love this month is samp.always hit one.should admit they churn out stuff better than lille
Galatasaray 1 Besiktas 0--hit
Espanyol 2 Levante 1--ate up
Numancia 1 Villareal 1--oof part 2
Zaragoza 1 Racing 0--as expected
Athletic 3 Albacete 1--hit
Depor 1 Malaga 0--just as expected actually
WBA 2 Brums 0--desperate animals attack
Everton 0 Blackburn 1--the other way round
St Etienne 2 Marseille 0--terbaboom
Nuremburg 2 Dortmund 2--oof as another salvation is still miles away
Udinese 0 Bologna 1--the other way round is ouch
Fiorentina 2 Reggina 1--missd the money
Inter 2 Lecce 1--just as expected
Messina 1 Lazio 0--hit exact position
Samp 1 Chievo 3--our new love this month is samp.always hit one.should admit they churn out stuff better than lille
Galatasaray 1 Besiktas 0--hit
sean said i'd die in acjc...what sort of ____ is this.he's obviously worried.but i believe he's oblivious to some facts.
how to 'die' in ACJC
1:boh lui act ooh lui.you ooh lui act boh lui still can survive.juz wait for those ppl blow up ur cover.if it's the opposite...you no reserve fund u 'die' straightaway
2:die in a lab accident.only for chem students
3:blatantly slam acjc ppl.this one surely kena kill one.cheena piangs in there take note
things to note
if u're ugly but rich...won't be so jia lat yet.still got money one.can buy your way thru while gettin a few girls.but be careful there r a few bitches
if u aren't well endowed,well juz make sure u cultivate your image like Old Boy and look like the vagrant.surely there would be a sequel
if u nerd,apparently there's many disadvantages.but when u become scholar they r forced to worship you
if u're handsome but poor...girls would splurge on you while coming by the dozen.then u get a buffet pick of girls
if u noe at least a few ac kakis from acjc,acsi or barker rd,at least you can live well because u get help
if u hardcore party animal then the ending would be like the anti drug ad.one by one all my kakis left me
if u're a athlete(esp rugby) u rock cuz girls would also find u and u get the limelight
if u win
if u act crazy,one day u'll be a celebrity with some admirers to chase u and associate with u with everything
if u have a glib tongue,join the acjc debaters.you get all the stuff u can get in the world,plus massive celebrity status
if u're tongue tied(like me) fret not cuz joining the acjc debaters as improvement means u get to be understudy.next time u can even beat them.
if u're unusually good at chinese...acjc needs ya because u get instant celeb status straightaway as tuition teacher to many chinese deficient students
if u dunno anyone...help is on the way cuz not many of the acjc ppl are that snobbish as described by sour-graping ah bengs and cheena piangs
how to 'die' in ACJC
1:boh lui act ooh lui.you ooh lui act boh lui still can survive.juz wait for those ppl blow up ur cover.if it's the opposite...you no reserve fund u 'die' straightaway
2:die in a lab accident.only for chem students
3:blatantly slam acjc ppl.this one surely kena kill one.cheena piangs in there take note
things to note
if u're ugly but rich...won't be so jia lat yet.still got money one.can buy your way thru while gettin a few girls.but be careful there r a few bitches
if u aren't well endowed,well juz make sure u cultivate your image like Old Boy and look like the vagrant.surely there would be a sequel
if u nerd,apparently there's many disadvantages.but when u become scholar they r forced to worship you
if u're handsome but poor...girls would splurge on you while coming by the dozen.then u get a buffet pick of girls
if u noe at least a few ac kakis from acjc,acsi or barker rd,at least you can live well because u get help
if u hardcore party animal then the ending would be like the anti drug ad.one by one all my kakis left me
if u're a athlete(esp rugby) u rock cuz girls would also find u and u get the limelight
if u win
if u act crazy,one day u'll be a celebrity with some admirers to chase u and associate with u with everything
if u have a glib tongue,join the acjc debaters.you get all the stuff u can get in the world,plus massive celebrity status
if u're tongue tied(like me) fret not cuz joining the acjc debaters as improvement means u get to be understudy.next time u can even beat them.
if u're unusually good at chinese...acjc needs ya because u get instant celeb status straightaway as tuition teacher to many chinese deficient students
if u dunno anyone...help is on the way cuz not many of the acjc ppl are that snobbish as described by sour-graping ah bengs and cheena piangs
Sunday, March 06, 2005
ass up on the walls everybody...now saturday's games are...
EPL
palace 0 man u 0--the 10th anniversary of cantona's kung fu kick ends as...oof...oh wait...but since we predicted a draw correctly...ooh la la
villa 2 boro 0--mclaren is the zero manager...
Fulham 0 Charlton 0--eggs banquet for all the punters
Newcastle 1 Liverpool 0--rafa's worriers vs graeme's suckers...the end was that rafa would be worrying about what will happen if he is given a lift back home to valencia
Saints 1 Spurs 0--terboom
Arsenil 3 Portsmouth 0--so what win is it?henry 3 portsmouth 0.arsenil wenger better stop thinking about henry being 11 players and get more reinforcements before henry has to double up as the 5/7 subs on the bench and then arsenil is really arsenil when henry cock out or get sold to farcelona for world domination
Norwich 1 Chelsea 3--as expected there's a whitewash
Ligue 1
Lille 1 Bastia 3--wtf...we got no money at all
Lens 3 Auxerre 1--see psg or ajax they power.see lens they lame.so how...boh lui lah
PSG 1 Nantes 0--boss did escape after all
Monaco 0 Metz 0--oof cuz we slipped on eggs
Rennes 3 Sochaux 0--normally in normandy,teams got fried on normandy butter.so better be careful next time before we lose more money on reckless bets
Istres 0 Bordeaux 1--as expected
Toulouse 1 Nice 0--all hit
Bundesliga
Stuttgart 2 Arminia 1--all hit
Hamburg 1 Leverkusen 0--bayer hamburgers on sale...and it's not tasty one
M'gladbach 1 Wolfsburg 0--really wolves with no teeth as another lame performance hit the pack hard
Bochum 0 Schalke 2--just as expected
Bayern 1 Bremen 0--no draw.nelson and gang has no guts
Serie A
Atalanta 1 Milan 2--no thrash but still get away
Roma 1 Jtus 2--as expected judas capello and gang got away with it
Primera Liga
Osasuna 0 Farcelona 1--as expected...almost...silver catalan money flowed down from the slot machine...but they are illegal tender in madrid
Valencia 1 Real Madrid 1--the new caretaker allowed canizares back...complete with old strip.so we hit all.if tinker man was still there we would earn none
Atletico 3 Sevilla 0--awful in Jesus Gil land...that's what we can sum up those andalucians
sturm 1 austria 0--stunned by sturm.when desparate animals are attacked they bite.remember this
EPL
palace 0 man u 0--the 10th anniversary of cantona's kung fu kick ends as...oof...oh wait...but since we predicted a draw correctly...ooh la la
villa 2 boro 0--mclaren is the zero manager...
Fulham 0 Charlton 0--eggs banquet for all the punters
Newcastle 1 Liverpool 0--rafa's worriers vs graeme's suckers...the end was that rafa would be worrying about what will happen if he is given a lift back home to valencia
Saints 1 Spurs 0--terboom
Arsenil 3 Portsmouth 0--so what win is it?henry 3 portsmouth 0.arsenil wenger better stop thinking about henry being 11 players and get more reinforcements before henry has to double up as the 5/7 subs on the bench and then arsenil is really arsenil when henry cock out or get sold to farcelona for world domination
Norwich 1 Chelsea 3--as expected there's a whitewash
Ligue 1
Lille 1 Bastia 3--wtf...we got no money at all
Lens 3 Auxerre 1--see psg or ajax they power.see lens they lame.so how...boh lui lah
PSG 1 Nantes 0--boss did escape after all
Monaco 0 Metz 0--oof cuz we slipped on eggs
Rennes 3 Sochaux 0--normally in normandy,teams got fried on normandy butter.so better be careful next time before we lose more money on reckless bets
Istres 0 Bordeaux 1--as expected
Toulouse 1 Nice 0--all hit
Bundesliga
Stuttgart 2 Arminia 1--all hit
Hamburg 1 Leverkusen 0--bayer hamburgers on sale...and it's not tasty one
M'gladbach 1 Wolfsburg 0--really wolves with no teeth as another lame performance hit the pack hard
Bochum 0 Schalke 2--just as expected
Bayern 1 Bremen 0--no draw.nelson and gang has no guts
Serie A
Atalanta 1 Milan 2--no thrash but still get away
Roma 1 Jtus 2--as expected judas capello and gang got away with it
Primera Liga
Osasuna 0 Farcelona 1--as expected...almost...silver catalan money flowed down from the slot machine...but they are illegal tender in madrid
Valencia 1 Real Madrid 1--the new caretaker allowed canizares back...complete with old strip.so we hit all.if tinker man was still there we would earn none
Atletico 3 Sevilla 0--awful in Jesus Gil land...that's what we can sum up those andalucians
sturm 1 austria 0--stunned by sturm.when desparate animals are attacked they bite.remember this
Saturday, March 05, 2005
there's one Ligue game on Friday,and we give you updates now
Caen 1 Lyon 0--another bald patch...now the champions are caught out in the cold instead with no payouts at all
and so next week there are more champs league...
08/03
chelski vs farcelona--a 1-0 is enough
ac milan vs man u--i'm betting them to get out of the fossa dei leoni alive
lyon vs bremen--either way lyon would still get in,so a 1-0 owuld do
09/03
Jtus vs Real--here's the Real world for nedved so his gang in dreamland would all sink in their own ground
leverkusen vs liverpool--if another comebac king effort is to come by,bet bayer to get away on away goals
Monaco vs PSV--1-0 would force that to extra time while 2-1 is game over.given that monaco is strong at home,go for 1-0
arsenil vs bayern--0-2 or bust,or either way arsenil defeated
15/03
Inter vs Porto--another draw?oh not this time...wait adriano's not coming out durin de past few weeks...so martins please
Caen 1 Lyon 0--another bald patch...now the champions are caught out in the cold instead with no payouts at all
and so next week there are more champs league...
08/03
chelski vs farcelona--a 1-0 is enough
ac milan vs man u--i'm betting them to get out of the fossa dei leoni alive
lyon vs bremen--either way lyon would still get in,so a 1-0 owuld do
09/03
Jtus vs Real--here's the Real world for nedved so his gang in dreamland would all sink in their own ground
leverkusen vs liverpool--if another comebac king effort is to come by,bet bayer to get away on away goals
Monaco vs PSV--1-0 would force that to extra time while 2-1 is game over.given that monaco is strong at home,go for 1-0
arsenil vs bayern--0-2 or bust,or either way arsenil defeated
15/03
Inter vs Porto--another draw?oh not this time...wait adriano's not coming out durin de past few weeks...so martins please
Friday, March 04, 2005
so now here's some time for the Royal League now that we have no continential stuff to report
2nd group round
FC Copenhagen 2 Rosenborg 2
next fixtures
Rosenborg - Malmo
10 Mar 20:35
Malmo - Copenhagen
17 Mar 20:35
Rosenborg - Copenhagen
14 Apr 20:35
Copenhagen - Malmo
28 Apr 20:35
Malmo - Rosenborg
12 May 20:35
Valerenga - IFK
03 Apr 20:35
IFK - Brann
10 Mar 20:35
Brann - Valerenga
17 Mar 20:35
IFK - Valerenga
14 Apr 20:35
Valerenga - Brann
28 Apr 20:35
Brann - IFK
12 May 20:35
which brings us to results for the last round...we kinda forgot that
Halmstads 0 Brann 0
Odense Boldklub 1 Malmo 2
Copenhagen 1 IFK 0
Tromso 2 Brondby 4
Valerenga 1 Esbjerg 1
DIF 0 Rosenborg BK 1
2nd group round
FC Copenhagen 2 Rosenborg 2
next fixtures
Rosenborg - Malmo
10 Mar 20:35
Malmo - Copenhagen
17 Mar 20:35
Rosenborg - Copenhagen
14 Apr 20:35
Copenhagen - Malmo
28 Apr 20:35
Malmo - Rosenborg
12 May 20:35
Valerenga - IFK
03 Apr 20:35
IFK - Brann
10 Mar 20:35
Brann - Valerenga
17 Mar 20:35
IFK - Valerenga
14 Apr 20:35
Valerenga - Brann
28 Apr 20:35
Brann - IFK
12 May 20:35
which brings us to results for the last round...we kinda forgot that
Halmstads 0 Brann 0
Odense Boldklub 1 Malmo 2
Copenhagen 1 IFK 0
Tromso 2 Brondby 4
Valerenga 1 Esbjerg 1
DIF 0 Rosenborg BK 1
Thursday, March 03, 2005
well i wonder why they were unwilling to kill the motherfucker called abu bakar.probably SBY was afraid he would be roasted by Al Qaeda for being america dogs...well america is better than al qaeda cuz they at least allow people to leave in peace.al qaeda whole day jihad...their brain really roasted liao.no need hear such bullshit from them ever again.america should rule the world cuz they are a compromise between war and peace
and as for the casino...eventually we would feel pressured to build one.maybe not now but later.we can't guarantee that we can resist temptation forever,and if we decide to build a theme park instead,it's short term gain and long term loss unless they recycle like zouk.if we dun haf a casino,tourist play damn sian in sentosa and then they flee to china for some original stuff...
yeah i noe excessive gambling can kill,but then what if we dun gamble...the life would be a poorer place.imagine a whole nation of puritanical idiots controlling politics.it's no better than kim jong il the fucker's fucking communist regime,or wahhabi bullshitters in saudi arabia crapping thier asses off.
of course mega casinos are out of the equation,but at least we can learn from other countries who opened casinos...
1:only can use cash to buy chips
2:ask relatives of compulsive gamblers to bar them from enterin
3:except on a day in a week(most likely sat),they can't open 24h
4:only allow locals on weekends(wait...maybe a stipulated day)
5:members only entry(muz have credit deposit)
6:jackpot limit
and of course that's a better compromise than not opening at all
back to abu bakar and those wahhabi idiots...i wonder if they wanted Qataris go to hell en masse becoz their emir has sinned beyond salvation,as they say...if dat's so...i'd rather see osama and his fuckers go to hell.one drop of george bush whisky is enough to induce them to hell...hahaha then they will be trapped!those extremists deserve it
well crapping has it's limits...
and as for the casino...eventually we would feel pressured to build one.maybe not now but later.we can't guarantee that we can resist temptation forever,and if we decide to build a theme park instead,it's short term gain and long term loss unless they recycle like zouk.if we dun haf a casino,tourist play damn sian in sentosa and then they flee to china for some original stuff...
yeah i noe excessive gambling can kill,but then what if we dun gamble...the life would be a poorer place.imagine a whole nation of puritanical idiots controlling politics.it's no better than kim jong il the fucker's fucking communist regime,or wahhabi bullshitters in saudi arabia crapping thier asses off.
of course mega casinos are out of the equation,but at least we can learn from other countries who opened casinos...
1:only can use cash to buy chips
2:ask relatives of compulsive gamblers to bar them from enterin
3:except on a day in a week(most likely sat),they can't open 24h
4:only allow locals on weekends(wait...maybe a stipulated day)
5:members only entry(muz have credit deposit)
6:jackpot limit
and of course that's a better compromise than not opening at all
back to abu bakar and those wahhabi idiots...i wonder if they wanted Qataris go to hell en masse becoz their emir has sinned beyond salvation,as they say...if dat's so...i'd rather see osama and his fuckers go to hell.one drop of george bush whisky is enough to induce them to hell...hahaha then they will be trapped!those extremists deserve it
well crapping has it's limits...
jackass french cup now got rid of Lille as well...oof...and PSG too
and so guys here's yesterday's Primers liga games update
02/03/05
Getafe - Deportivo -our venture paid off handsomely
Malaga - Athletic -that's dumb...oof
Villarreal - Mallorca --eat up 2-1...but still counted as eat anyway
Real Sociedad - Zaragoza --as expected
Racing 2 Atletico 1--wtf
Sevilla 2 Valencia 2--oof
Real Madrid - Betis --as expected Real carved them up 3-1
ok a lot of games hit
and more pizza delivery from mr pizzarro as 4 pizzas and 3 water bombs are enough to sink freiburg
and so guys here's yesterday's Primers liga games update
02/03/05
Getafe - Deportivo -our venture paid off handsomely
Malaga - Athletic -that's dumb...oof
Villarreal - Mallorca --eat up 2-1...but still counted as eat anyway
Real Sociedad - Zaragoza --as expected
Racing 2 Atletico 1--wtf
Sevilla 2 Valencia 2--oof
Real Madrid - Betis --as expected Real carved them up 3-1
ok a lot of games hit
and more pizza delivery from mr pizzarro as 4 pizzas and 3 water bombs are enough to sink freiburg
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
The Anthem of Real Madrid,as shown here is now banned by the Catalan Republic of Farcelona
De las glorias deportivas
que campean por Espana
va el Madrid con su bandera
limpia y blanca que no empana.
Club castizo y generoso
todo nervio y corazon
veteranos y noveles
veteranos y noveles
miran siempre sus laureles
con respeto y emocion.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
noble y belico adalid
caballero del honor.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
a triunfar en buena lid
defendiendo tu color
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid, hala Madrid.
Enemigo en la contienda
cuando pierde da la mano
sin envidias ni rencores
como bueno y fiel hermano.
Los domingos por la tarde
caminando a Chamartin
las mocitas madrilenas
las mocitas madrilenas
van alegres y risuenas
porque hoy juega su Madrid.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
noble y belico adalid
caballero del honor.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
a triunfar en buena lid
defendiendo tu color
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid, hala Madrid.
De las glorias deportivas
que campean por Espana
va el Madrid con su bandera
limpia y blanca que no empana.
Club castizo y generoso
todo nervio y corazon
veteranos y noveles
veteranos y noveles
miran siempre sus laureles
con respeto y emocion.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
noble y belico adalid
caballero del honor.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
a triunfar en buena lid
defendiendo tu color
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid, hala Madrid.
Enemigo en la contienda
cuando pierde da la mano
sin envidias ni rencores
como bueno y fiel hermano.
Los domingos por la tarde
caminando a Chamartin
las mocitas madrilenas
las mocitas madrilenas
van alegres y risuenas
porque hoy juega su Madrid.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
noble y belico adalid
caballero del honor.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
a triunfar en buena lid
defendiendo tu color
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid, hala Madrid.
Maxi vs Maxi--actualy Farcelona vs Espanyol--end result is a O-O-oof--we didn't have maxi payouts today
and so how the hated arsenil now visit bolton wanderers for the next round...long live bolton
and more jackshit from Lyon---finally as they got thrown out on penalties in the French Cup...oof...as for the bayern amateurs,they got thrown out by bremen and are now calling their big brothers for SOS
and so how the hated arsenil now visit bolton wanderers for the next round...long live bolton
and more jackshit from Lyon---finally as they got thrown out on penalties in the French Cup...oof...as for the bayern amateurs,they got thrown out by bremen and are now calling their big brothers for SOS
the prob about secondary schools is that they make sure everyone turns out to be a science student...parents apparently dun wan children to take any arts subject...so how
i've a fuzzy idea on my choices now...may be a bit objectionable since i'm like most ppl...all churned out to be sci students one
1:RJC Arts(risky move)
2:ACJC Sci
3:ACJC Art
4:AJC Sci
5:AJC Art
6:?
7:?
8:?
9:?
10:?
11:NY Sci
12:IJC Sci
and here's my grades and jerks
me vs jerk
ENG:both A2
CH:both A2
E Maths:all A1
Chem:all A1
A Maths:He A1,I A2
Cl:same as juz now
Phy:He A1 again,but i got B3
big pair+1 plus 4kind vs small pair+5kind
he 'won more'
and congrats to Ruben,from 5th from bottom in 2003 to 8 pointer in 2005...and well also to Jovian,who against all odds(extra time has been given because of his CP condition) got 8(or is it...juz remember it's a single digit)...hope u enjoy ur time in RJ...though i dun think i can join ya this time
and the lil' prob with 16 yr olds who never grow out of their shell half their age is that they scored higher than me...shortie(my debater fren) has 7 while one of the 'little kids' from RP,Willyn got 8 A1s...oi...wt...surely the victory against those opressors who think they are taller
haha enuff of crappin,...
i've a fuzzy idea on my choices now...may be a bit objectionable since i'm like most ppl...all churned out to be sci students one
1:RJC Arts(risky move)
2:ACJC Sci
3:ACJC Art
4:AJC Sci
5:AJC Art
6:?
7:?
8:?
9:?
10:?
11:NY Sci
12:IJC Sci
and here's my grades and jerks
me vs jerk
ENG:both A2
CH:both A2
E Maths:all A1
Chem:all A1
A Maths:He A1,I A2
Cl:same as juz now
Phy:He A1 again,but i got B3
big pair+1 plus 4kind vs small pair+5kind
he 'won more'
and congrats to Ruben,from 5th from bottom in 2003 to 8 pointer in 2005...and well also to Jovian,who against all odds(extra time has been given because of his CP condition) got 8(or is it...juz remember it's a single digit)...hope u enjoy ur time in RJ...though i dun think i can join ya this time
and the lil' prob with 16 yr olds who never grow out of their shell half their age is that they scored higher than me...shortie(my debater fren) has 7 while one of the 'little kids' from RP,Willyn got 8 A1s...oi...wt...surely the victory against those opressors who think they are taller
haha enuff of crappin,...
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
i wonder how difficult is it for the guy to admit to a friend that he loves you and have a crush...haiz...
[Intro - Lil' Jon]
Usher...
Lil' Jon...
Ludacris...
[Usher {with Lil' Jon}]
Yeah, man
Once again, it's on {It's on}
You know we had to do it again, right?
[Lil' Jon]
We had to do it again, boy
Want you to sing to these ladies, man
[Usher (with vocalizing)]
(Ohh-oh-oh-ohh)
A'ight, so I'm up first? A'ight, lemme have it...
(Ohh-oh-oh-ohh)
Let's do it...
[1st Verse - Usher]
Baby, how ya doin'?
Hope that 'cha fine, wanna know what you got in mind,
And I'm,
Got me fiendin' like Jodeci, girl, I can't leave you alone,
Take a shot of this here Petrone' and it's gon' be on,
V.I.P. done got way too crowded,
I'm about to end up callin' it a night,
You should holla at 'cha girl, tell her you shake it and seized,
Pull off, beep-beep, shotgun in the GT with me
She said, "Ohhh-ohhh, I'm ready to ride, yeah,"
"'Cause once you get inside, you can't change your mind,"
"Don't mean to sound invasion, but you gotta promise, baby, ohh..."
[Chorus - Usher]
Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, I gotta know, baby, aw yeah)
Tell me again (Make sho' you right, ohh, before we leave),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)...
[2nd Verse - Ludacris]
Sometime wanna be your lover,
Sometime wanna be your friend,
Sometime wanna hug ya,
Hold hands, slow-dance while the record spins,
Opened up your heart 'cause you said I made you feel so comfortable,
Used to play back then, now you all grown-up like Rudy Huxtable,
I could be your buck, you could beat me up,
Play-fight in the dark, then we both make up,
I'd do anything just to feel your butt,
Why you got me so messed up?
I don't know, but you gotta stop trippin',
Be a good girl now, turn around, and get these whippings,
You know you like it like that,
You don't have to fight back,
Here's a pillow - bite...that,
And I'll be settin' seperate plays,
So on all these separate days,
Your legs can go they separate...ways...
[Chorus - Usher]
Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)
Tell me again (Tell me over-and-over-and-over again),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Make sho' you right, before you choose)...
[3rd Verse - Lil' Jon]
I's been know you fo' a long time (shawty),
But fuckin' never crossed my mind (shawty),
But tonight, I seen sumthin' in ya (shawty),
That made me wanna get wit 'cha (shawty),
But you ain't been nuttin' but a friend to me (shawty),
And a nigga never ever dreamed to be (shawty),
Up in here, kissin', huggin', squeezin', touchin' (shawty),
Up in the bathtub, rub-a-dubbin' (shawty),
Are you sure you wanna go this route? (shawty),
Let a nigga know before I pull it out (shawty),
I would never ever cross the line (shawty),
Shawty, let me hit ya to me one mo' time...one mo' time...
[Chorus - Usher]
Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)
Tell me again (Make sho' you right, ohh, before we leave),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Tell me over-and-over-and-over again)...
[Outro - Usher]
Oh-oh-hoo
Oh-oh-hoo
Oh-oh-hoo-ohhhh-yeaaah...
[Ludacris {with Lil' Jon}]
Please tell your Lovers and Friends,
That Usher, Jon, and Luda had to do it again {Hey!! (Hey!!)}
Please tell your Lovers and Friends,
That Usher, Jon, and Luda had to do it again, that's right {Hey!! (Hey!!)}
Please tell your Lovers and Friends,
That Usher, Jon, and Luda had to do it again {Hey!! (Hey!!)}...
[Intro - Lil' Jon]
Usher...
Lil' Jon...
Ludacris...
[Usher {with Lil' Jon}]
Yeah, man
Once again, it's on {It's on}
You know we had to do it again, right?
[Lil' Jon]
We had to do it again, boy
Want you to sing to these ladies, man
[Usher (with vocalizing)]
(Ohh-oh-oh-ohh)
A'ight, so I'm up first? A'ight, lemme have it...
(Ohh-oh-oh-ohh)
Let's do it...
[1st Verse - Usher]
Baby, how ya doin'?
Hope that 'cha fine, wanna know what you got in mind,
And I'm,
Got me fiendin' like Jodeci, girl, I can't leave you alone,
Take a shot of this here Petrone' and it's gon' be on,
V.I.P. done got way too crowded,
I'm about to end up callin' it a night,
You should holla at 'cha girl, tell her you shake it and seized,
Pull off, beep-beep, shotgun in the GT with me
She said, "Ohhh-ohhh, I'm ready to ride, yeah,"
"'Cause once you get inside, you can't change your mind,"
"Don't mean to sound invasion, but you gotta promise, baby, ohh..."
[Chorus - Usher]
Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, I gotta know, baby, aw yeah)
Tell me again (Make sho' you right, ohh, before we leave),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)...
[2nd Verse - Ludacris]
Sometime wanna be your lover,
Sometime wanna be your friend,
Sometime wanna hug ya,
Hold hands, slow-dance while the record spins,
Opened up your heart 'cause you said I made you feel so comfortable,
Used to play back then, now you all grown-up like Rudy Huxtable,
I could be your buck, you could beat me up,
Play-fight in the dark, then we both make up,
I'd do anything just to feel your butt,
Why you got me so messed up?
I don't know, but you gotta stop trippin',
Be a good girl now, turn around, and get these whippings,
You know you like it like that,
You don't have to fight back,
Here's a pillow - bite...that,
And I'll be settin' seperate plays,
So on all these separate days,
Your legs can go they separate...ways...
[Chorus - Usher]
Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)
Tell me again (Tell me over-and-over-and-over again),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Make sho' you right, before you choose)...
[3rd Verse - Lil' Jon]
I's been know you fo' a long time (shawty),
But fuckin' never crossed my mind (shawty),
But tonight, I seen sumthin' in ya (shawty),
That made me wanna get wit 'cha (shawty),
But you ain't been nuttin' but a friend to me (shawty),
And a nigga never ever dreamed to be (shawty),
Up in here, kissin', huggin', squeezin', touchin' (shawty),
Up in the bathtub, rub-a-dubbin' (shawty),
Are you sure you wanna go this route? (shawty),
Let a nigga know before I pull it out (shawty),
I would never ever cross the line (shawty),
Shawty, let me hit ya to me one mo' time...one mo' time...
[Chorus - Usher]
Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)
Tell me again (Make sho' you right, ohh, before we leave),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Tell me over-and-over-and-over again)...
[Outro - Usher]
Oh-oh-hoo
Oh-oh-hoo
Oh-oh-hoo-ohhhh-yeaaah...
[Ludacris {with Lil' Jon}]
Please tell your Lovers and Friends,
That Usher, Jon, and Luda had to do it again {Hey!! (Hey!!)}
Please tell your Lovers and Friends,
That Usher, Jon, and Luda had to do it again, that's right {Hey!! (Hey!!)}
Please tell your Lovers and Friends,
That Usher, Jon, and Luda had to do it again {Hey!! (Hey!!)}...
oh well...let's kau tim some more soccer first
Norwich 2 Man C 3...no shaun wright philips...but still Man C is really powerful
Porto 1 Benfica 1--OOF...so how Sporting showed up and went top with them...not another cage fight perhaps
so more trouble for jtus and fiorentina.there will be none of nedved(rmad return leg) n bojinov(1 month).
Norwich 2 Man C 3...no shaun wright philips...but still Man C is really powerful
Porto 1 Benfica 1--OOF...so how Sporting showed up and went top with them...not another cage fight perhaps
so more trouble for jtus and fiorentina.there will be none of nedved(rmad return leg) n bojinov(1 month).
so guys having the 3rd type of results is like having a bittersweet reaction...where can u go with 10...if there's bonus at least u have some offshore bank accounts to fall back on...but if u dun haf...show hand...precisely some would attempt this reckless trick...but i've a rough idea of where to go when my bet fails...acjc...although the idea of showing up in raffles territory in the uniform of their rivals is a bit ironic...i wonder how would jasmine(the choco one) feel if she always take bus to sch,always go past rjc n lament so near yet so far...
as i leave cchsm...i would really miss alot of things...
1:bullying shortie and kids...see lah...they got better L1R5...good things really come in small packs
2:ruben,carlos,calvin,zk and jose crapping around
3:a whole gang of teachers
4:mudslinging lua...though i may go one better over him when he shows up in a debate team
5:jeslyn...wtf...she got 9 a1...
6:rachie...she won me...barely
and so much more...
so guys 2BN 2002 rox my world...ms lai says 3BN 2005 is a nasty class......you know who's the real slim shady here...2BN 02 are nasty and nice and 3BN 2005 does not deserve to inherit our mantle...if possible.so the BN ppl did very well...or is it...jerkie has 8 and his 5 of a kind beats my one plus 4 kind...although my pair beats him.then 5 ppl had 9 dragons(9A1s actually) so i dunno wat happen...all ace 5 kind ah...no such thing lor...so if jerkie had tried torturing mr tan 4 the past 3 mths...well he can change target to mr hodge...or go tj and become the hunk of the moment
as i leave cchsm...i would really miss alot of things...
1:bullying shortie and kids...see lah...they got better L1R5...good things really come in small packs
2:ruben,carlos,calvin,zk and jose crapping around
3:a whole gang of teachers
4:mudslinging lua...though i may go one better over him when he shows up in a debate team
5:jeslyn...wtf...she got 9 a1...
6:rachie...she won me...barely
and so much more...
so guys 2BN 2002 rox my world...ms lai says 3BN 2005 is a nasty class......you know who's the real slim shady here...2BN 02 are nasty and nice and 3BN 2005 does not deserve to inherit our mantle...if possible.so the BN ppl did very well...or is it...jerkie has 8 and his 5 of a kind beats my one plus 4 kind...although my pair beats him.then 5 ppl had 9 dragons(9A1s actually) so i dunno wat happen...all ace 5 kind ah...no such thing lor...so if jerkie had tried torturing mr tan 4 the past 3 mths...well he can change target to mr hodge...or go tj and become the hunk of the moment