we are taking no chances so we allow our punters to place early bets...here's the fixtures for this weekend

EPL

22/02/05
West Brom - Southampton---draw

26/02/05
Southampton - Arsenil---a draw would do...unless there's the sheffield backlash...hope not
Tottenham - Fulham---Spurs please
Villa - Everton--Everton 1-0 again
Palace - Birmingham--draw or birmingham by the odd goal
Man. United - Portsmouth--not this time...2-0 seems better

27/02/05
Newcastle - Bolton--still allardyce has found a way to finish off graeme souness
Middlesbrough - Charlton--boro please

28/02/05
Norwich - Man. City--Man C by at least a goal...

Ligue 1

26/02/05
Lyon - St Etienne--given the formbook...lyon by 1 or 2
Nantes - Strasbourg--draw or a canary barely gettin out
Nice - Monaco--monaco by the odd goal
PSG - Bastia--if psg doesn't win..well go and die...and we are hoping they post the odd goal
Ajaccio - Lens--home advantage counts
Bordeaux - Caen--1,away,2,3

27/02/05
Lille - Rennes--pray hard lille wins by a goal
Auxerre - Toulouse--Auxerre win
Sochaux - Metz--Sochaux win...unless got cock out...
Marseille - Istres--OM wins

Bundesliga

26/02/05
Dortmund - Mainz---if dortmund can't get away...who's helping them?
Freiburg - Bayern--bayern 2-0
Bremen - Bochum--nelson n gang again
Kaiserslautern - Wolfsburg--well they can bring at least one volkswagen to run pedestrians over
Hertha - Hamburg--with the jap there...no worries...just post a 2-1 win

27/02/05
Schalke - Hannover--ailton 1 hanover 0
Leverkusen - Stuttgart--draw

Serie A

26/02/05
Brescia - Sampdoria --Samp again
Fiorentina - Udinese --the northerners will win by 2

27/02/05
Cagliari - Atalanta --Zola again and again...wait no...but still a home win anyway
Reggina - Chievo --draw
Lecce - Messina --draw or lecce by the odd goal
Lazio - Parma --if the irriducibili is reduced to some oxide..well let's disband those neo nazis
Palermo - Roma --we risk here to place bets on a palermo win
Jtus - Siena --jtus is too strong
Inter - Milan--game of the week...we expect a draw...0-0 or a low scoring one now that shev is out...at least the nerazzurri gets to breathe oxygen...no wait...if there's another 0-6 like 11 Mar 2001 we can consider killing moratti...the payout for this happening is 50000-1...we are taking no chances...so expect 2-2 at most with adriano scoring at least one and one of them is a free kick or penalty...considering watching the Live game on TV on Sunday

Primera Liga

26/02/05
Espanyol - Albacete --espanyol 3-1...no doubt about that
Numancia - Farcelona --catalan money spinners or printers again...the booty will be bigger cuz we bet that farca wins 2-0 or 2-1 esp if numancia doesn't score
Deportivo - Real Madrid --no hopers vs unlucky ones...obviously ong beh(hokkien for real) win...score? 2-0 or 3-0

27/02/05
Osasuna - Malaga --el sadar will have 11 bulls to trample those andalucians
Zaragoza - Villarreal --yellow sub fires a underwater bomb and blasts la romareda's walls...with some damage on the door
Sevilla - Racing --sevilla win...if not then wat...i dunno
Atlético - Real Sociedad --l'Atleti 2-1
Valencia - Betis--the end of ranieri if oliveira has his way...probability 55%...we have no patience seeing aimar and mista being tinkered around and using a bullshit squad every week...and surely they would regret letting pellegrino and oliveira go...let's invest in a high risk venture and put 2-1 on betis

1 Divisao

Porto vs Benfica--dragon's lair means we will put our faith in a 1-0 or 2-1 win

Eredivisie

hereenveen vs PSV--PSV by the odd goal out of 3 or 5...

Six Nations

France vs Wales--intriguing encounter that we realise that wales has no hope for a hat trick...play safe and put france
Scotland vs Italy--one more loss from the scots and we would ask murrayfield to be ceded to hearts instead...and i think we play a try win for the scots given that most of the italians r more interested in the double amount of flares at the san siro and the shevchenko-less derbydella madonnina...

Ireland vs England--this time home advantage counts for 40 mins

Super 12(no betting as yet)

WEEK 1

Feb 25
Highlanders v Blues Dunedin 19.35
Waratahs v Chiefs Sydney 19.40
Stormers v Sharks Cape Town 19.10

Feb 26
Brumbies v Crusaders Canberra 19.05
Reds v Hurricanes Brisbane 20.05
Cats v Bulls Johannesburg 15.00