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Monday, February 28, 2005
let's start predicting...although there's another avenue at thedugouttimes.blogspot.com...this is the new dedicated site of the DT
Primera Liga
01/03/05
Farcelona - Espanyol--so how...put 1-0 or 2-1
02/03/05
Getafe - Deportivo -risk playing 1-1
Malaga - Athletic -1-1
Villarreal - Mallorca --eat up 2-0
Real Sociedad - Zaragoza --Basque win
Racing - Atletico --another win for torres
Sevilla - Valencia --Sevilla 1-0
Real Madrid - Betis --betis is going to be carved up
05/03/05
Osasuna - Farcelona --you want to get trampled by bull or coins...i think i'll go for the jackpot instead and put 1-2
Valencia - Real Madrid --1-1 or draw
Atletico - Sevilla --show time...and sevilla should get away with it by 1
06/03/05
Betis - Getafe --Betis win 2
Espanyol - Levante --eat up
Numancia - Villarreal --yellow sub fires another missile...this time really sinking numancia
Zaragoza - Racing --zaragoza 1-0
Athletic - Albacete --Albacete is dead in san mames
Deportivo - Malaga--1-1 or 1-0
EPL
05/03/05
Villa - Middlesbrough --Boro to scrape through
Palace - Man. United --Man U draw or win
Fulham - Charlton --Charlton draw
Newcastle - Liverpool --rafa's warriors vs gareme's lucky idiots...rafa to win by 1
Southampton - Tottenham --Spurs again
Arsenil - Portsmouth --draw
Norwich - Chelsea --complete whitewash at 3-0
06/03/05
West Brom - Birmingham --death knell for brom
Everton - Blackburn --everton to escape with 1-0
07/03/05
Man. City - Bolton--bolton struggle to bolt wright-philips
Ligue 1
04/03/05
Caen - Lyon --lyon 2-0
05/03/05
Bastia - Lille --not this time...lille by 1
Istres - Bordeaux --draw or bordeaux
Lens - Auxerre --Auxerre to edge this
Monaco - Metz --Monaco boils them at home
PSG - Nantes --PSG don't win...kill the boss as well...but i think boss will escape
Rennes - Sochaux --sochaux 1-0
Toulouse - Nice --1-0
06/03/05
St Etienne - Marseille 1-2
Bundesliga
05/03/05
Stuttgart - Arminia --2-1
Hamburg - Leverkusen --1-3
Mönchengladbach - Wolfsburg--another big win?or wolves with no teeth
Bochum - Schalke --safest to play 1,2 schalke
Bayern - Bremen --bayern to flop...or not...draw seems a better idea
06/03/05
Nürnberg - Dortmund --Dortmund achieves salvation with 1-0 win
Serie A
05/03/05
Atalanta - Milan --milan thrashing on the cards
Roma - Jtus --draw or jtus eat
06/03/05
Fiorentina - Reggina --draw 2 goal
Udinese - Bologna --udinese 1-0
Sampdoria - Chievo --samp again at 1 to 3
Messina - Lazio --messina 1-0
Inter - Lecce --after the defeat it's time to start winning...first up against those kamikaze
Livorno - Palermo--same old derby...and i think palermo edges it by 1
Sturm vs Austria--austria eat 1-3
Galatasaray vs Besiktas--gala to edge this one or draw
Primera Liga
01/03/05
Farcelona - Espanyol--so how...put 1-0 or 2-1
02/03/05
Getafe - Deportivo -risk playing 1-1
Malaga - Athletic -1-1
Villarreal - Mallorca --eat up 2-0
Real Sociedad - Zaragoza --Basque win
Racing - Atletico --another win for torres
Sevilla - Valencia --Sevilla 1-0
Real Madrid - Betis --betis is going to be carved up
05/03/05
Osasuna - Farcelona --you want to get trampled by bull or coins...i think i'll go for the jackpot instead and put 1-2
Valencia - Real Madrid --1-1 or draw
Atletico - Sevilla --show time...and sevilla should get away with it by 1
06/03/05
Betis - Getafe --Betis win 2
Espanyol - Levante --eat up
Numancia - Villarreal --yellow sub fires another missile...this time really sinking numancia
Zaragoza - Racing --zaragoza 1-0
Athletic - Albacete --Albacete is dead in san mames
Deportivo - Malaga--1-1 or 1-0
EPL
05/03/05
Villa - Middlesbrough --Boro to scrape through
Palace - Man. United --Man U draw or win
Fulham - Charlton --Charlton draw
Newcastle - Liverpool --rafa's warriors vs gareme's lucky idiots...rafa to win by 1
Southampton - Tottenham --Spurs again
Arsenil - Portsmouth --draw
Norwich - Chelsea --complete whitewash at 3-0
06/03/05
West Brom - Birmingham --death knell for brom
Everton - Blackburn --everton to escape with 1-0
07/03/05
Man. City - Bolton--bolton struggle to bolt wright-philips
Ligue 1
04/03/05
Caen - Lyon --lyon 2-0
05/03/05
Bastia - Lille --not this time...lille by 1
Istres - Bordeaux --draw or bordeaux
Lens - Auxerre --Auxerre to edge this
Monaco - Metz --Monaco boils them at home
PSG - Nantes --PSG don't win...kill the boss as well...but i think boss will escape
Rennes - Sochaux --sochaux 1-0
Toulouse - Nice --1-0
06/03/05
St Etienne - Marseille 1-2
Bundesliga
05/03/05
Stuttgart - Arminia --2-1
Hamburg - Leverkusen --1-3
Mönchengladbach - Wolfsburg--another big win?or wolves with no teeth
Bochum - Schalke --safest to play 1,2 schalke
Bayern - Bremen --bayern to flop...or not...draw seems a better idea
06/03/05
Nürnberg - Dortmund --Dortmund achieves salvation with 1-0 win
Serie A
05/03/05
Atalanta - Milan --milan thrashing on the cards
Roma - Jtus --draw or jtus eat
06/03/05
Fiorentina - Reggina --draw 2 goal
Udinese - Bologna --udinese 1-0
Sampdoria - Chievo --samp again at 1 to 3
Messina - Lazio --messina 1-0
Inter - Lecce --after the defeat it's time to start winning...first up against those kamikaze
Livorno - Palermo--same old derby...and i think palermo edges it by 1
Sturm vs Austria--austria eat 1-3
Galatasaray vs Besiktas--gala to edge this one or draw
Here's a special Feature from our editorial about all the slang and jargon used in (almost)all the JCs out here...
Exclusive to...
AJC:Non Mich Solum...or Not for myself alone(their sch motto)(how boring is that...they look so boring...so their new jargon look ancient...)
ACJC:chat(x2)(pronounced chart)...lousy la(wah that's really so lousy)
CJC:shing ga them...ga them...wat's done is done...(i dunno wat dialect is this...not hokkien or cantonese...)
PJC:slack ah...why so relax(wait that's pretty common)
HCl:Wake Up Your Idea...sian diao...eh that means boring...(haha that's really sian jit pua)
IJC:tellytubby hill..where my kakis run around during pe lesson(you know what...it really has gd fengshui and literally kai men jian shan liao)
JJC:JJ Spirit(erm dat's freakin lame)
MJC:(clocks in with 3)1:mer-lion and mer-maid...(students call each other these)...2:lai-on's den(their principal's office...hum ji ah)...3:Qool La(Cooler Cool...drank to much Qoo or what)
MI:1:duh!(oh yes!...yeah duh is arbutthen+bored)...2:Our little playground(PE ground actually...wonder iof MI PE tr slack or the ground look like playground)
NYJC:fantabulous(since their english is quite bad...they mishmash and say fantastic and fabulous at the same time)
NJC:1:chap-a-lang(mish mash...pretty succinct)...2:CMI...cannot make it(really clever acronym)
RJC:that's so gay lah...or wimpy(wait gays are wimps?)
SAJC:AICK(dunno wat exclamation)...100% chop stamp...(so long...i think it should have been guarantee 100% chop stamp warranty card)
TJC:1:mugger...bookworm(really used alot time one)...2:not so lucky heights(they go there for PE and are stumped by the stairs..or is it)
VJC:sia...la...unbelievable...(well...thats' really unbelievable...esp when some anglo students of VJ roll their tongue and say xia lan instead)
and so how TPJC,SRJC and YJC...no slang ah...poor thing lo...muz haf been teacher clampdown nag at y'all say proper english...
Universal Use
crash:means illegally attending lesson or lecture of another college...actually taken to mean trespassing...too bad with the abolition of the PAE there's no more of such
pon sch/lesson:run away from lesson halfway through the day or simply not coming at all...also gone after 2006...this is used as a front for crashing lectures,idling around,avoiding any teacher...and even illegal class outings
okok...enough of crapping...O lvl results come out in i dunno how many hrs time...SHOW HAND!
Exclusive to...
AJC:Non Mich Solum...or Not for myself alone(their sch motto)(how boring is that...they look so boring...so their new jargon look ancient...)
ACJC:chat(x2)(pronounced chart)...lousy la(wah that's really so lousy)
CJC:shing ga them...ga them...wat's done is done...(i dunno wat dialect is this...not hokkien or cantonese...)
PJC:slack ah...why so relax(wait that's pretty common)
HCl:Wake Up Your Idea...sian diao...eh that means boring...(haha that's really sian jit pua)
IJC:tellytubby hill..where my kakis run around during pe lesson(you know what...it really has gd fengshui and literally kai men jian shan liao)
JJC:JJ Spirit(erm dat's freakin lame)
MJC:(clocks in with 3)1:mer-lion and mer-maid...(students call each other these)...2:lai-on's den(their principal's office...hum ji ah)...3:Qool La(Cooler Cool...drank to much Qoo or what)
MI:1:duh!(oh yes!...yeah duh is arbutthen+bored)...2:Our little playground(PE ground actually...wonder iof MI PE tr slack or the ground look like playground)
NYJC:fantabulous(since their english is quite bad...they mishmash and say fantastic and fabulous at the same time)
NJC:1:chap-a-lang(mish mash...pretty succinct)...2:CMI...cannot make it(really clever acronym)
RJC:that's so gay lah...or wimpy(wait gays are wimps?)
SAJC:AICK(dunno wat exclamation)...100% chop stamp...(so long...i think it should have been guarantee 100% chop stamp warranty card)
TJC:1:mugger...bookworm(really used alot time one)...2:not so lucky heights(they go there for PE and are stumped by the stairs..or is it)
VJC:sia...la...unbelievable...(well...thats' really unbelievable...esp when some anglo students of VJ roll their tongue and say xia lan instead)
and so how TPJC,SRJC and YJC...no slang ah...poor thing lo...muz haf been teacher clampdown nag at y'all say proper english...
Universal Use
crash:means illegally attending lesson or lecture of another college...actually taken to mean trespassing...too bad with the abolition of the PAE there's no more of such
pon sch/lesson:run away from lesson halfway through the day or simply not coming at all...also gone after 2006...this is used as a front for crashing lectures,idling around,avoiding any teacher...and even illegal class outings
okok...enough of crapping...O lvl results come out in i dunno how many hrs time...SHOW HAND!
breakfast bulletins are valued much at the dugout times...so as far as we know...here's this weekend's results
26/02/05
Southampton - Arsenil---HIT
Spurs - Fulham---Spurs as expected
Villa - Everton--Everton 3-1 so part hit
Palace - Birmingham--oof not the odd goal..it's the even one
Man. United - Portsmouth--not this time..but 2-1 seems more like candy floss
27/02/05
Newcastle - Bolton--our crap formula failed miserably,but olympiacos will still chomp them up anyhow
Middlesbrough - Charlton--yawn....
Ligue 1
26/02/05
Lyon - St Etienne--given the formbook...lyon by 1 as expected
Nantes - Strasbourg--canary flew out
Nice - Monaco--monaco by the odd goal...then what happened was it ended up as a nasty reverse odd goal
PSG - Bastia--as expected they have cheated death this once...now for more crap
Ajaccio - Lens--home advantage counts for eggs
Bordeaux - Caen--oof
327/02/05
Lille - Rennes--oof part 2
Auxerre - Toulouse--Auxerre win
Sochaux - Metz--Sochaux win...unless got cock out...
Marseille - Istres--oof part 3
Bundesliga
26/02/05
Dortmund - Mainz---here's personal salvation going for broke with 3-0 wins
Freiburg - Bayern--bayern are made to toiol for juz half of what i expected
Bremen - Bochum--nelson n gang again...and another big score win
Kaiserslautern - Wolfsburg--car punctures before they can run over anyone
Hertha - Hamburg--square the score and root the profit
27/02/05
Schalke - Hannover--? 1 hanover 0..still hit anyway
Leverkusen - Stuttgart--draw as we expected
Serie A
26/02/05
Brescia - Sampdoria --Samp again...as we expected
Fiorentina - Udinese --the northerners won by none
27/02/05
Cagliari - Atalanta --oof
Reggina - Chievo --erm japs score when least expected
Lecce - Messina --lecce by the odd goal is enough to cover expenses
Lazio - Parma --eat up
Palermo - Roma --just as expected we had a handsome profit
Jtus - Siena --jtus is too strong...and it showed
Inter - Milan--i didn't wake up to watch..and what the hell...kaka has rubbished inter's unbeaten streak...all that and more means no payout
Primera Liga(terrible record)
26/02/05
Espanyol - Albacete --espanyol 2-1...but still get away anyway
Numancia - Farcelona --what a farce we did not hit any jackpot
Deportivo - Real Madrid --no hope vs no hope and which desperado won 2-0...oof!
27/02/05
Osasuna - Malaga --andalucian bull feast and something gory
Zaragoza - Villarreal --bomb neutered
Sevilla - Racing --I really dunno wat to say other than OOF
Atletico - Real Sociedad --minus 1 each but still get away
Valencia - Betis--our high risk venture failed miserably...and wat you didn't know is that ranieri has been sacked long time ago
Eredivisie
hereenveen vs PSV--PSV by all the goals out of 3 so we had a partial payout
Six Nations
France vs Wales--on a day of massive cockouts...wales have become the new hero
Scotland vs Italy--18-10..so how guys...italians are better off setting off flares in soccer stadia...and watch AC get Euro no 7 or Scudetto no 18..while seeing who can become the next Inter Milan (draw and draw like there's no tomorrow)/(or buy more and still nothing)
Ireland vs England--gara+driscoll=more excuses to watch the keanes...so what the fuck is england thinking about...chelski winning trophy no 1?dunno what's churning in their minds
Super 12(no betting as yet)
WEEK 1Feb 25
Highlanders v Blues 14-30
Waratahs v Chiefs 25-7
Stormers v Sharks 26-12
Feb 26
Brumbies v Crusaders 32-21
Reds v Hurricanes 10-24
Cats v Bulls Johannesburg 23-17
Athletic 1 Austria 2--we are sank by this missile hitting our asses...and now austria vs zaragoza promises to be a sian type encounter
Chelsea 3 Liverpool 2 (aet)...this time it's not dudek the dud..it's their own captain wrongly firing a rifle
26/02/05
Southampton - Arsenil---HIT
Spurs - Fulham---Spurs as expected
Villa - Everton--Everton 3-1 so part hit
Palace - Birmingham--oof not the odd goal..it's the even one
Man. United - Portsmouth--not this time..but 2-1 seems more like candy floss
27/02/05
Newcastle - Bolton--our crap formula failed miserably,but olympiacos will still chomp them up anyhow
Middlesbrough - Charlton--yawn....
Ligue 1
26/02/05
Lyon - St Etienne--given the formbook...lyon by 1 as expected
Nantes - Strasbourg--canary flew out
Nice - Monaco--monaco by the odd goal...then what happened was it ended up as a nasty reverse odd goal
PSG - Bastia--as expected they have cheated death this once...now for more crap
Ajaccio - Lens--home advantage counts for eggs
Bordeaux - Caen--oof
327/02/05
Lille - Rennes--oof part 2
Auxerre - Toulouse--Auxerre win
Sochaux - Metz--Sochaux win...unless got cock out...
Marseille - Istres--oof part 3
Bundesliga
26/02/05
Dortmund - Mainz---here's personal salvation going for broke with 3-0 wins
Freiburg - Bayern--bayern are made to toiol for juz half of what i expected
Bremen - Bochum--nelson n gang again...and another big score win
Kaiserslautern - Wolfsburg--car punctures before they can run over anyone
Hertha - Hamburg--square the score and root the profit
27/02/05
Schalke - Hannover--? 1 hanover 0..still hit anyway
Leverkusen - Stuttgart--draw as we expected
Serie A
26/02/05
Brescia - Sampdoria --Samp again...as we expected
Fiorentina - Udinese --the northerners won by none
27/02/05
Cagliari - Atalanta --oof
Reggina - Chievo --erm japs score when least expected
Lecce - Messina --lecce by the odd goal is enough to cover expenses
Lazio - Parma --eat up
Palermo - Roma --just as expected we had a handsome profit
Jtus - Siena --jtus is too strong...and it showed
Inter - Milan--i didn't wake up to watch..and what the hell...kaka has rubbished inter's unbeaten streak...all that and more means no payout
Primera Liga(terrible record)
26/02/05
Espanyol - Albacete --espanyol 2-1...but still get away anyway
Numancia - Farcelona --what a farce we did not hit any jackpot
Deportivo - Real Madrid --no hope vs no hope and which desperado won 2-0...oof!
27/02/05
Osasuna - Malaga --andalucian bull feast and something gory
Zaragoza - Villarreal --bomb neutered
Sevilla - Racing --I really dunno wat to say other than OOF
Atletico - Real Sociedad --minus 1 each but still get away
Valencia - Betis--our high risk venture failed miserably...and wat you didn't know is that ranieri has been sacked long time ago
Eredivisie
hereenveen vs PSV--PSV by all the goals out of 3 so we had a partial payout
Six Nations
France vs Wales--on a day of massive cockouts...wales have become the new hero
Scotland vs Italy--18-10..so how guys...italians are better off setting off flares in soccer stadia...and watch AC get Euro no 7 or Scudetto no 18..while seeing who can become the next Inter Milan (draw and draw like there's no tomorrow)/(or buy more and still nothing)
Ireland vs England--gara+driscoll=more excuses to watch the keanes...so what the fuck is england thinking about...chelski winning trophy no 1?dunno what's churning in their minds
Super 12(no betting as yet)
WEEK 1Feb 25
Highlanders v Blues 14-30
Waratahs v Chiefs 25-7
Stormers v Sharks 26-12
Feb 26
Brumbies v Crusaders 32-21
Reds v Hurricanes 10-24
Cats v Bulls Johannesburg 23-17
Athletic 1 Austria 2--we are sank by this missile hitting our asses...and now austria vs zaragoza promises to be a sian type encounter
Chelsea 3 Liverpool 2 (aet)...this time it's not dudek the dud..it's their own captain wrongly firing a rifle
Friday, February 25, 2005
so guys we are introducing Asia Handicap betting on all soccer matches WEF 01/03(which means next weekday Spanish League games are the first ever games to be played as such)
as an asian we are familiar with this preserve of illegal betting syndicates so hated by police and official pools...all with tax.
playing method is as such:
the dealer(which means the Times) gives a handicap of various balls...team A vs Team B for example...B is near relegation zone while A is top 5...for example we say A let two ball...A only wins if they win by 2 goals or more(even if they technically won the match).if got 2.5...then A has to win by 3
and so we got more variations
1:handicap:as described above
2:high-low:dealer say there will be how many goal...punters decide whether the total goal got exceed or not
and all these are tax free
so here's a guinea pig for this new system...this Sunday's second leg UEFA Cup match of Athletic vs Austria.according to our sources Austria's last game was cancelled due to snow while Athletic could not have asked for something better with a win at the Bernabeu.with massive matches such as Sturm and the Vienna derby lined up for the next 2 weeks...we expect Athletic to let 2 goals...which means they have to win by 2 to give money
and now introducing my new site for the Dugout Times..http://thedugouttimes.blogspot.com...our new Dugout Times will be ready by 1 Mar
as an asian we are familiar with this preserve of illegal betting syndicates so hated by police and official pools...all with tax.
playing method is as such:
the dealer(which means the Times) gives a handicap of various balls...team A vs Team B for example...B is near relegation zone while A is top 5...for example we say A let two ball...A only wins if they win by 2 goals or more(even if they technically won the match).if got 2.5...then A has to win by 3
and so we got more variations
1:handicap:as described above
2:high-low:dealer say there will be how many goal...punters decide whether the total goal got exceed or not
and all these are tax free
so here's a guinea pig for this new system...this Sunday's second leg UEFA Cup match of Athletic vs Austria.according to our sources Austria's last game was cancelled due to snow while Athletic could not have asked for something better with a win at the Bernabeu.with massive matches such as Sturm and the Vienna derby lined up for the next 2 weeks...we expect Athletic to let 2 goals...which means they have to win by 2 to give money
and now introducing my new site for the Dugout Times..http://thedugouttimes.blogspot.com...our new Dugout Times will be ready by 1 Mar
so how guys...i forgot to give you predictions...but then we have decided to tell you if we really missed the train or was lucky not to lose money
Austria 0 Athletic 0--well guys we expected a draw...so here it is
Dnipro 0 Partizan 1--was expecting a Partizan draw or win...seems like we missed some of the train
Schalke 0 Shakhtar 1--not what we expected...a draw
Newcastle 2 Hereenveen 1--well souness is entering a trap...details up later
Benfica 1 CSKA 1--a draw would leave us with no money
Stuttgart 0 Parma 2(AET)--almost impossible to predict correctly
Feyenoord 1 Sporting 2--not that we forgot...but was expecting 1-0 or 0-1 so i didn't have much to say
Auxerre 3 Ajax 1--a bit unexpected
Steaua 2 Valencia 0--could have reaped a huge profit since they got into the next round on penalties
Sevilla 2 Pana 0--as expected...so we lost money
Villareal 2 Dynamo 0--oof
AZ 2 Aachen 1--as expected...ouch
Lille 2 Basel 0--if we had bet in this one we would have been sitting on a pile of money
Sochaux 0 Olympiacos 1--wham we lost another wad of notes
Boro 2 GAK 1--argh we forgot
Zaragoza 2 Fenerfarce 1--please tell those suckers to shut up
so on the 27th will be Athletic vs Austria.since in San Mames no one ever escapes alive...put Athletic 2-0
as for now we know the fixtures for the next round...1st leg mar 10,2nd leg mar 16 or 17
Boro vs Sporting
Sevilla vs Parma
Steaua vs Villareal
Lille vs Auxerre
Olympiacos vs Newcastle
Shakhtar vs AZ
Partizan vs CSKA
Athletic or Vienna vs Zaragoza
and long live the FA...cause reyes and bergkamp are suspended
Austria 0 Athletic 0--well guys we expected a draw...so here it is
Dnipro 0 Partizan 1--was expecting a Partizan draw or win...seems like we missed some of the train
Schalke 0 Shakhtar 1--not what we expected...a draw
Newcastle 2 Hereenveen 1--well souness is entering a trap...details up later
Benfica 1 CSKA 1--a draw would leave us with no money
Stuttgart 0 Parma 2(AET)--almost impossible to predict correctly
Feyenoord 1 Sporting 2--not that we forgot...but was expecting 1-0 or 0-1 so i didn't have much to say
Auxerre 3 Ajax 1--a bit unexpected
Steaua 2 Valencia 0--could have reaped a huge profit since they got into the next round on penalties
Sevilla 2 Pana 0--as expected...so we lost money
Villareal 2 Dynamo 0--oof
AZ 2 Aachen 1--as expected...ouch
Lille 2 Basel 0--if we had bet in this one we would have been sitting on a pile of money
Sochaux 0 Olympiacos 1--wham we lost another wad of notes
Boro 2 GAK 1--argh we forgot
Zaragoza 2 Fenerfarce 1--please tell those suckers to shut up
so on the 27th will be Athletic vs Austria.since in San Mames no one ever escapes alive...put Athletic 2-0
as for now we know the fixtures for the next round...1st leg mar 10,2nd leg mar 16 or 17
Boro vs Sporting
Sevilla vs Parma
Steaua vs Villareal
Lille vs Auxerre
Olympiacos vs Newcastle
Shakhtar vs AZ
Partizan vs CSKA
Athletic or Vienna vs Zaragoza
and long live the FA...cause reyes and bergkamp are suspended
Thursday, February 24, 2005
this is the anthem of the Republic of Farcelona.It has now been banned by the so called Police State of Real Madrid
Tot el Camp(The whole Stadium)
Es un Clam(Is an Oyster)
Som la Gent Blaugrana,(We are the "Blaugrana" people)
Tant se val d'on venim,(It doesn't matter where we come from)
Si del Sud o del Nord,(From the South or from the North)
Ara estem d'acord, estem d'acord,(Now we all agree, we all agree)
Una bandera ens agermana.(A flag joins us Brotherhood)
Blaugrana al vent,("Blaugrana" in the wind)
Un crit valent,(A valient scream)
Tenim un nom,(We have a name)
El sap tothom:(The whole world knows it)
BARCA !, BARCA!, BARCA! (To the Police state it is Farca Farca Farca)
Jugadors,(Players)
Seguidors,(Fans)
Tots units fem forca(All united we have the strength)
Son molts anys plens d'afanys,(So many years full of hard work)
Son molts gols que hem critdat,(So many goals we have cheered for)
I s'ha demostrat, s'ha demostrat,(and we have shown, we have shown)
Que mai ningu no ens podra torcer.(that nobody will be able to break us)
Blaugrana al vent,("Blaugrana" in the wind)
Un crit valent,(A valient scream)
Tenim un nom,(We have a name)
El sap tothom:(The whole world knows it)
BARCA !, BARCA!, BARCA! (Farca Farca Farca)
Tot el Camp(The whole Stadium)
Es un Clam(Is an Oyster)
Som la Gent Blaugrana,(We are the "Blaugrana" people)
Tant se val d'on venim,(It doesn't matter where we come from)
Si del Sud o del Nord,(From the South or from the North)
Ara estem d'acord, estem d'acord,(Now we all agree, we all agree)
Una bandera ens agermana.(A flag joins us Brotherhood)
Blaugrana al vent,("Blaugrana" in the wind)
Un crit valent,(A valient scream)
Tenim un nom,(We have a name)
El sap tothom:(The whole world knows it)
BARCA !, BARCA!, BARCA! (To the Police state it is Farca Farca Farca)
Jugadors,(Players)
Seguidors,(Fans)
Tots units fem forca(All united we have the strength)
Son molts anys plens d'afanys,(So many years full of hard work)
Son molts gols que hem critdat,(So many goals we have cheered for)
I s'ha demostrat, s'ha demostrat,(and we have shown, we have shown)
Que mai ningu no ens podra torcer.(that nobody will be able to break us)
Blaugrana al vent,("Blaugrana" in the wind)
Un crit valent,(A valient scream)
Tenim un nom,(We have a name)
El sap tothom:(The whole world knows it)
BARCA !, BARCA!, BARCA! (Farca Farca Farca)
NEWS BULLETIN BY INTERPOL
Arrest Warrants have been served up to 14 people for MIA and to 2 more for abetting their apparent disappearance
Owing to the sensitivity of the case the MID has requested that no names be announced until confirmed
Compiled from eyewitness accounts by witnesses questioned by the MID have allowed the MID to have an overview of what happened.
One of the suspects was seen at Harbourfront suspiciously on 10.30 am.he saw 1 going into the station and crossing to the interchange opposite.and then he saw 5 suspects in the hawker center(S2-S6)...they were seen for a short time until suspects 7-11 appeared and boarded the bus to sentosa.
they were then seen on the way to a beach,where they started tanning and playing beach volleyball and poker cards,according to other eyewitnesses.they were also seen having a fun time in the water and some of them were later seen going into a swimming pool
they left the scene at 1720h
we request that anyone with the info are advised to call the MID Hotline at 1800 234 5678.your details will be kept secret
Arrest Warrants have been served up to 14 people for MIA and to 2 more for abetting their apparent disappearance
Owing to the sensitivity of the case the MID has requested that no names be announced until confirmed
Compiled from eyewitness accounts by witnesses questioned by the MID have allowed the MID to have an overview of what happened.
One of the suspects was seen at Harbourfront suspiciously on 10.30 am.he saw 1 going into the station and crossing to the interchange opposite.and then he saw 5 suspects in the hawker center(S2-S6)...they were seen for a short time until suspects 7-11 appeared and boarded the bus to sentosa.
they were then seen on the way to a beach,where they started tanning and playing beach volleyball and poker cards,according to other eyewitnesses.they were also seen having a fun time in the water and some of them were later seen going into a swimming pool
they left the scene at 1720h
we request that anyone with the info are advised to call the MID Hotline at 1800 234 5678.your details will be kept secret
we got into massive trouble today...SOS
porto 1 Inter 1--as expected but adriano didn't score
Farcelona 2 Chelski 1--in the end we missed the money spinning train
Man U 0 AC Milan 1--total goals correct,half goal correct...and another spill from Carroll
Bremen 0 Lyon 3--bazooka blasts weser to rubble
porto 1 Inter 1--as expected but adriano didn't score
Farcelona 2 Chelski 1--in the end we missed the money spinning train
Man U 0 AC Milan 1--total goals correct,half goal correct...and another spill from Carroll
Bremen 0 Lyon 3--bazooka blasts weser to rubble
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
since they authorities say they are going to clamp down on pokers...we have a new game to help evade those marauders..if the bribe councillor ploy or one eye closed ploy fails
Bluff Dai Dee
play continues as per dai dee...note that the cards are put face down and the person declare contents of what is inside and put in a pile.diamond 3 starts first and if someone accused another of cheating the 2 neutrals flip open cards and decide.no cheat accuser take whole pile of cards and acquitted start,but if got catcher start after cheater takes the pile.
when the person is going to have 1-3 cards left and depending on what he plays he is going to be checked.if some guy with a 3 plays one...play goes on if there is no cheating but if he play 3 all 3 check what he has.if he got cheat then he take whole pile and start.if not game over and all reveal their hand
we haven't tried out this practical yet...but here's a theory for card bringers out here
Bluff Dai Dee
play continues as per dai dee...note that the cards are put face down and the person declare contents of what is inside and put in a pile.diamond 3 starts first and if someone accused another of cheating the 2 neutrals flip open cards and decide.no cheat accuser take whole pile of cards and acquitted start,but if got catcher start after cheater takes the pile.
when the person is going to have 1-3 cards left and depending on what he plays he is going to be checked.if some guy with a 3 plays one...play goes on if there is no cheating but if he play 3 all 3 check what he has.if he got cheat then he take whole pile and start.if not game over and all reveal their hand
we haven't tried out this practical yet...but here's a theory for card bringers out here
so our guys at the front earnt a huge sum of money...
Bayern 3 Arsenil 1--of course we hit all lah...if not then what...i won't be here updating at all
Real Madrid 1 Jtus 0--si beh heng ah ong beh win...and we hit completely
PSV 1 Monaco 0---since Monaco isn't so strong away guess we made the right choice and hit all
Liverpool 3 Bayer 1--the only away goal thing is at the 90th min...but we pray for the Rafa's Warriors that they don't end up as worriers on the second leg as gerard houllier has infamously done
and now it's confirmed:Shev won't show up at Old Trafford in the Republic of Mancunia...bet Wayne score one
Bayern 3 Arsenil 1--of course we hit all lah...if not then what...i won't be here updating at all
Real Madrid 1 Jtus 0--si beh heng ah ong beh win...and we hit completely
PSV 1 Monaco 0---since Monaco isn't so strong away guess we made the right choice and hit all
Liverpool 3 Bayer 1--the only away goal thing is at the 90th min...but we pray for the Rafa's Warriors that they don't end up as worriers on the second leg as gerard houllier has infamously done
and now it's confirmed:Shev won't show up at Old Trafford in the Republic of Mancunia...bet Wayne score one
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
to all de ppl who has been pissing me off without me complaining...don't make me end up saying dat you're the reason why i dun wan stay at IJC...it's a simple msg n i guess you know who you are...don't make me end up using a whole barrage of vulgarities to insult about that v-word...cause i'm not afraid of any backlash accompanying such an allegation
Monday, February 21, 2005
we are taking no chances so we allow our punters to place early bets...here's the fixtures for this weekend
EPL
22/02/05
West Brom - Southampton---draw
26/02/05
Southampton - Arsenil---a draw would do...unless there's the sheffield backlash...hope not
Tottenham - Fulham---Spurs please
Villa - Everton--Everton 1-0 again
Palace - Birmingham--draw or birmingham by the odd goal
Man. United - Portsmouth--not this time...2-0 seems better
27/02/05
Newcastle - Bolton--still allardyce has found a way to finish off graeme souness
Middlesbrough - Charlton--boro please
28/02/05
Norwich - Man. City--Man C by at least a goal...
Ligue 1
26/02/05
Lyon - St Etienne--given the formbook...lyon by 1 or 2
Nantes - Strasbourg--draw or a canary barely gettin out
Nice - Monaco--monaco by the odd goal
PSG - Bastia--if psg doesn't win..well go and die...and we are hoping they post the odd goal
Ajaccio - Lens--home advantage counts
Bordeaux - Caen--1,away,2,3
27/02/05
Lille - Rennes--pray hard lille wins by a goal
Auxerre - Toulouse--Auxerre win
Sochaux - Metz--Sochaux win...unless got cock out...
Marseille - Istres--OM wins
Bundesliga
26/02/05
Dortmund - Mainz---if dortmund can't get away...who's helping them?
Freiburg - Bayern--bayern 2-0
Bremen - Bochum--nelson n gang again
Kaiserslautern - Wolfsburg--well they can bring at least one volkswagen to run pedestrians over
Hertha - Hamburg--with the jap there...no worries...just post a 2-1 win
27/02/05
Schalke - Hannover--ailton 1 hanover 0
Leverkusen - Stuttgart--draw
Serie A
26/02/05
Brescia - Sampdoria --Samp again
Fiorentina - Udinese --the northerners will win by 2
27/02/05
Cagliari - Atalanta --Zola again and again...wait no...but still a home win anyway
Reggina - Chievo --draw
Lecce - Messina --draw or lecce by the odd goal
Lazio - Parma --if the irriducibili is reduced to some oxide..well let's disband those neo nazis
Palermo - Roma --we risk here to place bets on a palermo win
Jtus - Siena --jtus is too strong
Inter - Milan--game of the week...we expect a draw...0-0 or a low scoring one now that shev is out...at least the nerazzurri gets to breathe oxygen...no wait...if there's another 0-6 like 11 Mar 2001 we can consider killing moratti...the payout for this happening is 50000-1...we are taking no chances...so expect 2-2 at most with adriano scoring at least one and one of them is a free kick or penalty...considering watching the Live game on TV on Sunday
Primera Liga
26/02/05
Espanyol - Albacete --espanyol 3-1...no doubt about that
Numancia - Farcelona --catalan money spinners or printers again...the booty will be bigger cuz we bet that farca wins 2-0 or 2-1 esp if numancia doesn't score
Deportivo - Real Madrid --no hopers vs unlucky ones...obviously ong beh(hokkien for real) win...score? 2-0 or 3-0
27/02/05
Osasuna - Malaga --el sadar will have 11 bulls to trample those andalucians
Zaragoza - Villarreal --yellow sub fires a underwater bomb and blasts la romareda's walls...with some damage on the door
Sevilla - Racing --sevilla win...if not then wat...i dunno
Atlético - Real Sociedad --l'Atleti 2-1
Valencia - Betis--the end of ranieri if oliveira has his way...probability 55%...we have no patience seeing aimar and mista being tinkered around and using a bullshit squad every week...and surely they would regret letting pellegrino and oliveira go...let's invest in a high risk venture and put 2-1 on betis
1 Divisao
Porto vs Benfica--dragon's lair means we will put our faith in a 1-0 or 2-1 win
Eredivisie
hereenveen vs PSV--PSV by the odd goal out of 3 or 5...
Six Nations
France vs Wales--intriguing encounter that we realise that wales has no hope for a hat trick...play safe and put france
Scotland vs Italy--one more loss from the scots and we would ask murrayfield to be ceded to hearts instead...and i think we play a try win for the scots given that most of the italians r more interested in the double amount of flares at the san siro and the shevchenko-less derbydella madonnina...
Ireland vs England--this time home advantage counts for 40 mins
Super 12(no betting as yet)
WEEK 1
Feb 25
Highlanders v Blues Dunedin 19.35
Waratahs v Chiefs Sydney 19.40
Stormers v Sharks Cape Town 19.10
Feb 26
Brumbies v Crusaders Canberra 19.05
Reds v Hurricanes Brisbane 20.05
Cats v Bulls Johannesburg 15.00
EPL
22/02/05
West Brom - Southampton---draw
26/02/05
Southampton - Arsenil---a draw would do...unless there's the sheffield backlash...hope not
Tottenham - Fulham---Spurs please
Villa - Everton--Everton 1-0 again
Palace - Birmingham--draw or birmingham by the odd goal
Man. United - Portsmouth--not this time...2-0 seems better
27/02/05
Newcastle - Bolton--still allardyce has found a way to finish off graeme souness
Middlesbrough - Charlton--boro please
28/02/05
Norwich - Man. City--Man C by at least a goal...
Ligue 1
26/02/05
Lyon - St Etienne--given the formbook...lyon by 1 or 2
Nantes - Strasbourg--draw or a canary barely gettin out
Nice - Monaco--monaco by the odd goal
PSG - Bastia--if psg doesn't win..well go and die...and we are hoping they post the odd goal
Ajaccio - Lens--home advantage counts
Bordeaux - Caen--1,away,2,3
27/02/05
Lille - Rennes--pray hard lille wins by a goal
Auxerre - Toulouse--Auxerre win
Sochaux - Metz--Sochaux win...unless got cock out...
Marseille - Istres--OM wins
Bundesliga
26/02/05
Dortmund - Mainz---if dortmund can't get away...who's helping them?
Freiburg - Bayern--bayern 2-0
Bremen - Bochum--nelson n gang again
Kaiserslautern - Wolfsburg--well they can bring at least one volkswagen to run pedestrians over
Hertha - Hamburg--with the jap there...no worries...just post a 2-1 win
27/02/05
Schalke - Hannover--ailton 1 hanover 0
Leverkusen - Stuttgart--draw
Serie A
26/02/05
Brescia - Sampdoria --Samp again
Fiorentina - Udinese --the northerners will win by 2
27/02/05
Cagliari - Atalanta --Zola again and again...wait no...but still a home win anyway
Reggina - Chievo --draw
Lecce - Messina --draw or lecce by the odd goal
Lazio - Parma --if the irriducibili is reduced to some oxide..well let's disband those neo nazis
Palermo - Roma --we risk here to place bets on a palermo win
Jtus - Siena --jtus is too strong
Inter - Milan--game of the week...we expect a draw...0-0 or a low scoring one now that shev is out...at least the nerazzurri gets to breathe oxygen...no wait...if there's another 0-6 like 11 Mar 2001 we can consider killing moratti...the payout for this happening is 50000-1...we are taking no chances...so expect 2-2 at most with adriano scoring at least one and one of them is a free kick or penalty...considering watching the Live game on TV on Sunday
Primera Liga
26/02/05
Espanyol - Albacete --espanyol 3-1...no doubt about that
Numancia - Farcelona --catalan money spinners or printers again...the booty will be bigger cuz we bet that farca wins 2-0 or 2-1 esp if numancia doesn't score
Deportivo - Real Madrid --no hopers vs unlucky ones...obviously ong beh(hokkien for real) win...score? 2-0 or 3-0
27/02/05
Osasuna - Malaga --el sadar will have 11 bulls to trample those andalucians
Zaragoza - Villarreal --yellow sub fires a underwater bomb and blasts la romareda's walls...with some damage on the door
Sevilla - Racing --sevilla win...if not then wat...i dunno
Atlético - Real Sociedad --l'Atleti 2-1
Valencia - Betis--the end of ranieri if oliveira has his way...probability 55%...we have no patience seeing aimar and mista being tinkered around and using a bullshit squad every week...and surely they would regret letting pellegrino and oliveira go...let's invest in a high risk venture and put 2-1 on betis
1 Divisao
Porto vs Benfica--dragon's lair means we will put our faith in a 1-0 or 2-1 win
Eredivisie
hereenveen vs PSV--PSV by the odd goal out of 3 or 5...
Six Nations
France vs Wales--intriguing encounter that we realise that wales has no hope for a hat trick...play safe and put france
Scotland vs Italy--one more loss from the scots and we would ask murrayfield to be ceded to hearts instead...and i think we play a try win for the scots given that most of the italians r more interested in the double amount of flares at the san siro and the shevchenko-less derbydella madonnina...
Ireland vs England--this time home advantage counts for 40 mins
Super 12(no betting as yet)
WEEK 1
Feb 25
Highlanders v Blues Dunedin 19.35
Waratahs v Chiefs Sydney 19.40
Stormers v Sharks Cape Town 19.10
Feb 26
Brumbies v Crusaders Canberra 19.05
Reds v Hurricanes Brisbane 20.05
Cats v Bulls Johannesburg 15.00
City Harvest totally rox...even after 1 service as a noobie...really...i dun go into decisions so rashly...but i think they rox total...like a breath of fresh air...church service is totally revolutionised while staying true to its roots...that's almost always the best way to admin the word of God to man...no need for all the tiresome liturgy which only cardinals can catch ball...really simple but powerful...and really great ppl there...rev kong rox of course...
we have a horrible day at the pools...we arent expecting such a devastating loss this week
Chelsea lost to Grame Souness and his idiots who are short of hanging themselves in the locker room at st james park...we dunno wat happened but one thing's for sure...we were lucky not to suffer any loss as we didn't open any bets here...luckily man u didn't disappoint
France
PSG is so shitty nowadays we can just laugh until our damn teeth drops...but then we lost out heavily
19/02/05
Strasbourg - PSG--well PSG can just about go and die this time
Toulouse - Bordeaux--as expected the rugby guys can trust their black migrant neighbours to send the bordelais home...now for those boys boulogne
Bastia - Marseille--as expected our OM friends won
Lens - Nantes--Lens 1(x2) Nantes 0(x2)
Rennes - Nice--not Nice feeling as the Normandy team thrashed them 4-1
20/02/05
Metz - Lille--we dunno why we so unlucky this time
St Etienne - Sochaux--not only they escaped but they also won
Istres - Auxerre--complete cock out
Bundesliga
our business is now gettin more and more difficult to do...last time they always draw...this time it's high scoring wins..
19/02/05
Bayern - Dortmund--4 goals in the first half and 5 in all?power sial...just trust those bavarians to crush arsenil
Nurnberg - Leverkusen--Bayer pesticide all over and it does the job perfectly...nope...too much pesticide already...another goal blitz
Wolfsburg - Hansa--so they came back and brought 4 volkswagen to run over their detractors and this team concerned
Hannover - Bremen--Werder win so big we struggle to keep up with them
20/02/05
Monchengladbach - Schalke--Ailton alone is way too strong from them...and in ailton we trust
Stuttgart - Hertha--Stuttgart again...and we really won
Serie A
the end of Jtus holding fort on top...and we have a better record here
19/02/05
Messina - Juventus--juve again...erm not quite...so they threw away their scudetto
Milan - Cagliari--milan 1 goal...and it's so late...not injured sheva who scored...it's the living serginho who did
Udinese - Inter--draw...again...
20/02/05
Chievo - Lazio--phew hit
Palermo - Lecce--palermo really hit
Roma - Livorno--roma super hit
Sampdoria - Reggina--samp hit sial
Primera Liga
with the exception of the Catalan money printers and our betis...the rest flopped badly
19/02/05
Real Madrid - Athletic--i'm going to "kill" the person who gave me that insider info about Athletic...say what going in 2 first...the basque loanshark go in pour paint then got
Farcelona - Mallorca---yay we really robbed the whole truck containing briefcases of money..esp greenbacks...the only prob...etoo didnt score
Real Sociedad - Sevilla--cock out
20/02/05
Betis - Deportivo--our venture worked...wait...windfall la
Getafe - Osasuna--eggs
Malaga - Espanyol--terboom
Levante - Zaragoza--as expected
Racing - Valencia--senor soler can consider sacking ranieri straightaway
Villarreal - Atletico--3 missiles to 2 bombs...target sunk
so guys...it isn't so bad after all...hope for a better champs league in a few days time
nope...we have more bad news...or good
Celtic 0 Suckers 2--WTF
Cercle 1 Club 2--phew
Chelsea lost to Grame Souness and his idiots who are short of hanging themselves in the locker room at st james park...we dunno wat happened but one thing's for sure...we were lucky not to suffer any loss as we didn't open any bets here...luckily man u didn't disappoint
France
PSG is so shitty nowadays we can just laugh until our damn teeth drops...but then we lost out heavily
19/02/05
Strasbourg - PSG--well PSG can just about go and die this time
Toulouse - Bordeaux--as expected the rugby guys can trust their black migrant neighbours to send the bordelais home...now for those boys boulogne
Bastia - Marseille--as expected our OM friends won
Lens - Nantes--Lens 1(x2) Nantes 0(x2)
Rennes - Nice--not Nice feeling as the Normandy team thrashed them 4-1
20/02/05
Metz - Lille--we dunno why we so unlucky this time
St Etienne - Sochaux--not only they escaped but they also won
Istres - Auxerre--complete cock out
Bundesliga
our business is now gettin more and more difficult to do...last time they always draw...this time it's high scoring wins..
19/02/05
Bayern - Dortmund--4 goals in the first half and 5 in all?power sial...just trust those bavarians to crush arsenil
Nurnberg - Leverkusen--Bayer pesticide all over and it does the job perfectly...nope...too much pesticide already...another goal blitz
Wolfsburg - Hansa--so they came back and brought 4 volkswagen to run over their detractors and this team concerned
Hannover - Bremen--Werder win so big we struggle to keep up with them
20/02/05
Monchengladbach - Schalke--Ailton alone is way too strong from them...and in ailton we trust
Stuttgart - Hertha--Stuttgart again...and we really won
Serie A
the end of Jtus holding fort on top...and we have a better record here
19/02/05
Messina - Juventus--juve again...erm not quite...so they threw away their scudetto
Milan - Cagliari--milan 1 goal...and it's so late...not injured sheva who scored...it's the living serginho who did
Udinese - Inter--draw...again...
20/02/05
Chievo - Lazio--phew hit
Palermo - Lecce--palermo really hit
Roma - Livorno--roma super hit
Sampdoria - Reggina--samp hit sial
Primera Liga
with the exception of the Catalan money printers and our betis...the rest flopped badly
19/02/05
Real Madrid - Athletic--i'm going to "kill" the person who gave me that insider info about Athletic...say what going in 2 first...the basque loanshark go in pour paint then got
Farcelona - Mallorca---yay we really robbed the whole truck containing briefcases of money..esp greenbacks...the only prob...etoo didnt score
Real Sociedad - Sevilla--cock out
20/02/05
Betis - Deportivo--our venture worked...wait...windfall la
Getafe - Osasuna--eggs
Malaga - Espanyol--terboom
Levante - Zaragoza--as expected
Racing - Valencia--senor soler can consider sacking ranieri straightaway
Villarreal - Atletico--3 missiles to 2 bombs...target sunk
so guys...it isn't so bad after all...hope for a better champs league in a few days time
nope...we have more bad news...or good
Celtic 0 Suckers 2--WTF
Cercle 1 Club 2--phew
Saturday, February 19, 2005
well guys...i wonder if some ppl would still insist on my l1r5 being 17...but it's really a hoax...now nxt wk it's the biggest day of my life...O LEVEL RESULTS
and now here's my plan...subject to my result
Raw Score L1R5=x
Bonus=0
Net Score L1R5=x
x is...
case 1
6,7,8,9-writing is on the wall...based on this i'll put RJC as my 1st choice...dunn care if you need bonus to squeeze in or not...surely have to bet in casino someday one...
in the end my choice would be...in order-RJ,VJ,AC,TJ,NY,AJ
10-now that gets more salacious...some people say you may not be able to go RJC or VJC or ACJC...my mum told me good enough for NYJC or AJC...but no one would like the limelight loving yaya papaya...so yaya...in fact far from putting any one of them as first choice...i'm playing showhand,poker style and putting all your stakes on the table and with the probability of failing miserably...let's bet
RJ-arts,VJ-arts,ACJC-sci,ACJC-Arts...
11,12,13-bet less...go for ACJC
14-20-stay
and now here's my plan...subject to my result
Raw Score L1R5=x
Bonus=0
Net Score L1R5=x
x is...
case 1
6,7,8,9-writing is on the wall...based on this i'll put RJC as my 1st choice...dunn care if you need bonus to squeeze in or not...surely have to bet in casino someday one...
in the end my choice would be...in order-RJ,VJ,AC,TJ,NY,AJ
10-now that gets more salacious...some people say you may not be able to go RJC or VJC or ACJC...my mum told me good enough for NYJC or AJC...but no one would like the limelight loving yaya papaya...so yaya...in fact far from putting any one of them as first choice...i'm playing showhand,poker style and putting all your stakes on the table and with the probability of failing miserably...let's bet
RJ-arts,VJ-arts,ACJC-sci,ACJC-Arts...
11,12,13-bet less...go for ACJC
14-20-stay
as always we give you updates
monaco 1 lyon 1--oof we said...someone called clement has barred us from a clean sweep here...and unfortunately the editor's friend who says chelsea sux is also called clement...ouch
and of course we have the royal league exclusive on the dugout times
Rosenborg 0 VIF 1--we got into a landmine
Esbjerg 1 Djurgarden 0--the end of DIF
Brondby 0 Copenhagen 2--derby end of brondby
IFK 0 Tromso 0--?
Brann 2 Odense 1--phew
Malmo P Halmstads P
wait first
we throw you some exclusive late night kangtao also
Cercle vs Club (you know what i mean)--2/A/2,5
Celtic vs Rangers--1,x/A/1,2
Austria vs Grazer--1/A/1,3
monaco 1 lyon 1--oof we said...someone called clement has barred us from a clean sweep here...and unfortunately the editor's friend who says chelsea sux is also called clement...ouch
and of course we have the royal league exclusive on the dugout times
Rosenborg 0 VIF 1--we got into a landmine
Esbjerg 1 Djurgarden 0--the end of DIF
Brondby 0 Copenhagen 2--derby end of brondby
IFK 0 Tromso 0--?
Brann 2 Odense 1--phew
Malmo P Halmstads P
wait first
we throw you some exclusive late night kangtao also
Cercle vs Club (you know what i mean)--2/A/2,5
Celtic vs Rangers--1,x/A/1,2
Austria vs Grazer--1/A/1,3
Friday, February 18, 2005
| You Are 16 Years Old |
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
What Age Do You Act?
we are in fuckin big trouble from some punters who was thinking what the hell this underground bookie is doing...popular FA Cup fixture dun give go and give 6 French League...now he's out of his stupid mind...
well guys...dun say we dun give you any...but here's the greatest trick for underground bookies...give fixtures for aloot leagues so as to extract maxi money
so we decide to give you one...we are fuckin tired of arsenil bring 11 foreign asses to gang bang sheffield..so we provide Everton vs Man U...which we decide that Man u will at least win by 1 goal...
and here's yesterday's UEFA Cup fixtures...
Olympiacos 1 Sochaux 0--just as expected
CSKA 2 Benfica 0--hit jackpot
now the bad news
Dynamo Kiev 0 Villareal 0--oof no missiles
Aachen 0 AZ 0--oof oof
Grazer 2 Boro 2--oof oof oof
Basel 0 Lille 0--ouch
and here's even worse ones
Fenerfarce 0 Zaragoza 1--we did not expect this to happen at all...
Hereenveen 1 Newcastle 2--and graeme souness isn't dead as yet...though he might well be when the chelski army crushes his fools 4-0
well guys...dun say we dun give you any...but here's the greatest trick for underground bookies...give fixtures for aloot leagues so as to extract maxi money
so we decide to give you one...we are fuckin tired of arsenil bring 11 foreign asses to gang bang sheffield..so we provide Everton vs Man U...which we decide that Man u will at least win by 1 goal...
and here's yesterday's UEFA Cup fixtures...
Olympiacos 1 Sochaux 0--just as expected
CSKA 2 Benfica 0--hit jackpot
now the bad news
Dynamo Kiev 0 Villareal 0--oof no missiles
Aachen 0 AZ 0--oof oof
Grazer 2 Boro 2--oof oof oof
Basel 0 Lille 0--ouch
and here's even worse ones
Fenerfarce 0 Zaragoza 1--we did not expect this to happen at all...
Hereenveen 1 Newcastle 2--and graeme souness isn't dead as yet...though he might well be when the chelski army crushes his fools 4-0
Thursday, February 17, 2005
17 pts?i can't wait to be resurrected and re-moved to somewhere else...when i'd let fly at some idiots who had pissed me off durin my 2.5 months in Ai Chuay Si---or IJC for proper English ppl...no wait ACS is the name of the most venerable methodist institution...no offense
basically in O level there are 3 types of results one dread
1:
x>20--there's no hope for JC...go Poly instead...but then Poly also starting to be popular...so well...good luck
2:
15
3:
10,11,12--here's the trickiest bunch...they may yet end up in a good JC like V or T or N...but somehow they get into SA,A,AC,NY more often...and only 10 pt ppl need try goin to R or try HCl...you have bonus then nvm...but if not...then for every 1 bonus lacking you need to pray 10000 times and pray you got superhuman luck and get away with the bounty..which is pretty like playin lottery...stakes are damn high this time
and here is the one result everyone desire of
6-9:sufficiently adds to your honour...need we say more?
basically in O level there are 3 types of results one dread
1:
x>20--there's no hope for JC...go Poly instead...but then Poly also starting to be popular...so well...good luck
2:
15
3:
10,11,12--here's the trickiest bunch...they may yet end up in a good JC like V or T or N...but somehow they get into SA,A,AC,NY more often...and only 10 pt ppl need try goin to R or try HCl...you have bonus then nvm...but if not...then for every 1 bonus lacking you need to pray 10000 times and pray you got superhuman luck and get away with the bounty..which is pretty like playin lottery...stakes are damn high this time
and here is the one result everyone desire of
6-9:sufficiently adds to your honour...need we say more?
pools call me crazy again...think Monaco vs Lyon more important than FA Cup...so much they think i dun give a fuck about the latter...well my tactic is that we wait until the action heats up then we enter...but of course French League is so exciting we can't find excuses not to field any fixture
so here u go...plus the forgotten primera liga predicting...and of course next weeks euro competition
Primera Liga
19/02/05
Real Madrid - Athletic--since we have reliable insider info that athletic always loses their next game after euro competition...let's root for madrid to score 2 first
Farcelona - Mallorca---surely we wouldn't miss the money spinning express again...2-0 or 3-0
Real Sociedad - Sevilla--2,win by 1
20/02/05
Betis - Deportivo--let's take a risk and put er beti win 1
Getafe - Osasuna--dunno...go for 1-0 or 2-1
Malaga - Espanyol--we expect espanyol to eat this up
Levante - Zaragoza--a draw seems likely
Racing - Valencia--we will call for vcf to sack ranieri if he doesn't win...but i think he will
Villarreal - Atlético--yellow submarine fires a ballistic missile
Champs League
22/02
Real Madrid vs Jtus--1-0
Liverpool vs Bayer--1-1 as we expect another away goal win again
PSV vs Monaco--1/A/1,3
Bayern vs Arsenil--of course Bayern lah...and we are gambling for a 2-0 win or at least a 2 goal margin
23/02
Porto vs Inter--may end up as a draw again...but we expect adriano to score at least 1...u noe wat i mean
Farcelona vs Chelsea--chelsea would barely scrape through...so we expect the catalan money spinning machine to cock out on that day
Man U vs Milan--man u 2-1 or any odd no total goals...just make sure your half goal bet is on Milan
Werder vs Lyon--another Wesermiracle...or is it...so we consider a draw
and so here's a bumper crop of UEFA Cup news
results:
except for Panathinaikos(1-0) and Sporting(2-1),who won as expected and Athletic,who had a frozen pitch,we failed miserably,esp Auxerre and Steaua,who all lost...and Partizan,Shakhtar,Stuttgart,which all drew
Austria P Athletic P
Shakhtar 1 Schalke 1--oof
Ajax 1 Auxerre 0--argh
Pana 1 Sevilla 0--heng ah
Parma 0 Stuttgart 0--oof again
Partizan 2 Dnipro 2--oof oof
Sporting 2 Feyenoord 1--phew
Valencia 2 Steaua 0--ARGH
as for the second round,the teams change place and all play on 24/02...so we keep our guns for now
so here u go...plus the forgotten primera liga predicting...and of course next weeks euro competition
Primera Liga
19/02/05
Real Madrid - Athletic--since we have reliable insider info that athletic always loses their next game after euro competition...let's root for madrid to score 2 first
Farcelona - Mallorca---surely we wouldn't miss the money spinning express again...2-0 or 3-0
Real Sociedad - Sevilla--2,win by 1
20/02/05
Betis - Deportivo--let's take a risk and put er beti win 1
Getafe - Osasuna--dunno...go for 1-0 or 2-1
Malaga - Espanyol--we expect espanyol to eat this up
Levante - Zaragoza--a draw seems likely
Racing - Valencia--we will call for vcf to sack ranieri if he doesn't win...but i think he will
Villarreal - Atlético--yellow submarine fires a ballistic missile
Champs League
22/02
Real Madrid vs Jtus--1-0
Liverpool vs Bayer--1-1 as we expect another away goal win again
PSV vs Monaco--1/A/1,3
Bayern vs Arsenil--of course Bayern lah...and we are gambling for a 2-0 win or at least a 2 goal margin
23/02
Porto vs Inter--may end up as a draw again...but we expect adriano to score at least 1...u noe wat i mean
Farcelona vs Chelsea--chelsea would barely scrape through...so we expect the catalan money spinning machine to cock out on that day
Man U vs Milan--man u 2-1 or any odd no total goals...just make sure your half goal bet is on Milan
Werder vs Lyon--another Wesermiracle...or is it...so we consider a draw
and so here's a bumper crop of UEFA Cup news
results:
except for Panathinaikos(1-0) and Sporting(2-1),who won as expected and Athletic,who had a frozen pitch,we failed miserably,esp Auxerre and Steaua,who all lost...and Partizan,Shakhtar,Stuttgart,which all drew
Austria P Athletic P
Shakhtar 1 Schalke 1--oof
Ajax 1 Auxerre 0--argh
Pana 1 Sevilla 0--heng ah
Parma 0 Stuttgart 0--oof again
Partizan 2 Dnipro 2--oof oof
Sporting 2 Feyenoord 1--phew
Valencia 2 Steaua 0--ARGH
as for the second round,the teams change place and all play on 24/02...so we keep our guns for now
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
at least farcelona has a heart in lending nou camp for the tsunami match...arsenil has incurred the wrath of UEFA cuz they fielded a complete foreign bench and starting XI...hahaha here's an excuse for all Arsenil Bashers out there and we are using this to exhort people to use their power to bring down Arsenil
total debt owed to punters over the past few months by the Dugout Times
$302,127726,7244,857,7336,558,726251,435,152,172628,513,678,133,7352
$302,127726,7244,857,7336,558,726251,435,152,172628,513,678,133,7352
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
yeah guys let's count money...
rugby
england 17 france 18---wah lao eh
scandinavian royal league
dunno yet...will update on wednesday...readers can complain now and then we will improve on ways to improve service
and we of course have emergency betting going on
UEFA CUP
Parma vs Stuttgart--Take Stuttgart to win by 2 clear goals
Sporting vs Feyenoord--Sporting to edge this one by one
Austria vs Athletic--draw or Athletic
Partizan vs Dnipro--let's go for Partizan 1 goal
Valencia vs Steaua--we may take a risk and go for a Steaua surprise on a starry night
Ajax vs Auxerre--we are gambling heavily here on Auxerre barely scraping through
Panathinaikos vs Sevilla--you can forget about a Sevilla win in Athens
Shakhtar vs Schalke--tiger chomping first
Olympiacos vs Sochaux--well we can't see sochaux getting away with even a draw
Dynamo Kiev vs Villareal--they are sinking yellow submarines in kiev
CSKA vs Benfica--even hawks with enough feathers are getting frozen in moscow
Fenerfarce vs Zaragoza--our heroes from tarragona...i'm afraid not...may not scrape past
Aachen vs AZ--well safely put AZ win
Grazer vs Boro--pray they do a liverpool...i mean boro
Hereenveen vs Newcastle--well maybe we can consider asking interpol to arrest graeme souness in hereenveen
Basel vs Lille--well we are playing a big risk again by putting Lille to go 1 goal clear
rugby
england 17 france 18---wah lao eh
scandinavian royal league
dunno yet...will update on wednesday...readers can complain now and then we will improve on ways to improve service
and we of course have emergency betting going on
UEFA CUP
Parma vs Stuttgart--Take Stuttgart to win by 2 clear goals
Sporting vs Feyenoord--Sporting to edge this one by one
Austria vs Athletic--draw or Athletic
Partizan vs Dnipro--let's go for Partizan 1 goal
Valencia vs Steaua--we may take a risk and go for a Steaua surprise on a starry night
Ajax vs Auxerre--we are gambling heavily here on Auxerre barely scraping through
Panathinaikos vs Sevilla--you can forget about a Sevilla win in Athens
Shakhtar vs Schalke--tiger chomping first
Olympiacos vs Sochaux--well we can't see sochaux getting away with even a draw
Dynamo Kiev vs Villareal--they are sinking yellow submarines in kiev
CSKA vs Benfica--even hawks with enough feathers are getting frozen in moscow
Fenerfarce vs Zaragoza--our heroes from tarragona...i'm afraid not...may not scrape past
Aachen vs AZ--well safely put AZ win
Grazer vs Boro--pray they do a liverpool...i mean boro
Hereenveen vs Newcastle--well maybe we can consider asking interpol to arrest graeme souness in hereenveen
Basel vs Lille--well we are playing a big risk again by putting Lille to go 1 goal clear
argh sch server also very lag
and we have rumours flying over the sky that anyone with the teaching seminar letter has l1r5 in the range of 14-18...well that's absolute bullshit
hahax...signout liao
and we have rumours flying over the sky that anyone with the teaching seminar letter has l1r5 in the range of 14-18...well that's absolute bullshit
hahax...signout liao
Sunday, February 13, 2005
well we have some early games so we decide to count cash first
Dortmund - Bochum (1/A/1,3) hit
Bremen - Monchengladbach (1/A/1,3) partial hit
Schalke - Wolfsburg (1,x/A/1,2) we didn't expect a complete eatup
Hamburg - Stuttgart (2/H/1,3) erased
Valencia - Deportivo (1/A/1,3) wrong side of scoreline means we lost money
Zaragoza - Farcelona (1,2/H/1,3) i dunno why we used an eraser to rub at white paper
PSV vs AZ Alkmaar (1/A/3,4) oof
Lazio - Atalanta (1/A/1,3) hit
Inter - Roma (1,x/A/1,2) hit
Birmingham - Liverpool (x,2/H/1,3) oof
Blackburn - Norwich (1/A/1,3) hit almost
Bolton - Middlesbrough (x,2/H/1,2) oof
Everton - Chelsea (1/H/1,3) hit
Portsmouth - Villa (1/A/1,3) hit...wait no
Dortmund - Bochum (1/A/1,3) hit
Bremen - Monchengladbach (1/A/1,3) partial hit
Schalke - Wolfsburg (1,x/A/1,2) we didn't expect a complete eatup
Hamburg - Stuttgart (2/H/1,3) erased
Valencia - Deportivo (1/A/1,3) wrong side of scoreline means we lost money
Zaragoza - Farcelona (1,2/H/1,3) i dunno why we used an eraser to rub at white paper
PSV vs AZ Alkmaar (1/A/3,4) oof
Lazio - Atalanta (1/A/1,3) hit
Inter - Roma (1,x/A/1,2) hit
Birmingham - Liverpool (x,2/H/1,3) oof
Blackburn - Norwich (1/A/1,3) hit almost
Bolton - Middlesbrough (x,2/H/1,2) oof
Everton - Chelsea (1/H/1,3) hit
Portsmouth - Villa (1/A/1,3) hit...wait no
oh yeah i'm back...so server isn't lag here...let's give u an account of what happened for alibi purposes
07/02
since it's wee hrs you get a boring flight that is helped by the fact there's kris___ on the 777...and the pc a fren of mine say one either appears only in 747...or it should be called personal console instead...breakfast is better than most airlines...
08/02
darn...you get a long and winding road everythime you end up in the bus...no goin up castles and the island with the hole in it is in fact a raised stone crap...lunch was fish,fish and more fish,and dinner is jap western style...like the cream of miso,half cooked tuna and orange mousse...and turned in unusually early at 10.30pm..argh jap channels are all damn incomprehensible...except for BS2...classic movie per day...and the hotel has a nice sea view
09/02
got stewed in the spa early that morning and i particularly like grilled fish...and a miso bowl per day makes ppl addicted...i like being at southernmost part of japan but aquariums aren't my thing...though teppanyaki is...dinner is japanese style...for real...sashimi is quite fresh and haha watched football...quite a rarity in japan in place of spa
10/02
chinese new yr...got some charcoal to usher in the new yr..then a long winding road again until got into osaka...shopping has never been so ex...and we can't find almond beancurd so beloved of some idiots...dinner is the century old ramen store in downtown...quite springy noodles..and the hotel is very near the train station...argh
11/02
umeda is even more expensive...esp with osaka train station nearby,going to the hankyu shopping centre guarantee burn pocket one...lunch is kushiyaki...you fry stuff in oil...and we have particularly nice bananas fried...and too bad i wasn't 21 or i'd have tried sake...the white elephant bridge and chinatown is so boring...but at least harbour___ is great...but in kobe things are even more expensive...dinner started at 1945 and ended quite late...so apprentice bak kwa store owner is here grilling meat...the beef cut is too thin but the fat pork one is a perfect cut...chicken is too small...
12/02
juz before we go home...we took a train trip...tried the rapid one...that's better than the ordinary one...but a trip costing at least $8 is quite steep...and lunch at kfc is so ex...back on the plane the inflight entertainment is better...
this is only a draft...will check back with ya for the official version
07/02
since it's wee hrs you get a boring flight that is helped by the fact there's kris___ on the 777...and the pc a fren of mine say one either appears only in 747...or it should be called personal console instead...breakfast is better than most airlines...
08/02
darn...you get a long and winding road everythime you end up in the bus...no goin up castles and the island with the hole in it is in fact a raised stone crap...lunch was fish,fish and more fish,and dinner is jap western style...like the cream of miso,half cooked tuna and orange mousse...and turned in unusually early at 10.30pm..argh jap channels are all damn incomprehensible...except for BS2...classic movie per day...and the hotel has a nice sea view
09/02
got stewed in the spa early that morning and i particularly like grilled fish...and a miso bowl per day makes ppl addicted...i like being at southernmost part of japan but aquariums aren't my thing...though teppanyaki is...dinner is japanese style...for real...sashimi is quite fresh and haha watched football...quite a rarity in japan in place of spa
10/02
chinese new yr...got some charcoal to usher in the new yr..then a long winding road again until got into osaka...shopping has never been so ex...and we can't find almond beancurd so beloved of some idiots...dinner is the century old ramen store in downtown...quite springy noodles..and the hotel is very near the train station...argh
11/02
umeda is even more expensive...esp with osaka train station nearby,going to the hankyu shopping centre guarantee burn pocket one...lunch is kushiyaki...you fry stuff in oil...and we have particularly nice bananas fried...and too bad i wasn't 21 or i'd have tried sake...the white elephant bridge and chinatown is so boring...but at least harbour___ is great...but in kobe things are even more expensive...dinner started at 1945 and ended quite late...so apprentice bak kwa store owner is here grilling meat...the beef cut is too thin but the fat pork one is a perfect cut...chicken is too small...
12/02
juz before we go home...we took a train trip...tried the rapid one...that's better than the ordinary one...but a trip costing at least $8 is quite steep...and lunch at kfc is so ex...back on the plane the inflight entertainment is better...
this is only a draft...will check back with ya for the official version
Monday, February 07, 2005
well sorry guyz...esp those who're in the murals...u can't expect me to email all the way a haiku inspired caption from osaka...much less plagliarise tokugawa's stuff so i'm sorry...but happy new yr anyhow...i really miss ya guys...well check back with ya soon...meanwhile the usual tabulating of winnings will be on monday
as always we have business to kau tim...and what not to round off the week with all the sunday matches scores
Wolfsburg - Bremen (1,x/A/1,2) wesermiracles on takeaway again and we missed the delivery truck
Brescia - Udinese (2/h/1,3)--let's go vroom
Cagliari - Lecce (zola is too strong in sardinia..so...1/a/1,3)--as expected...wait no zola influence yet
Chievo - Messina (x/h/0,2)--oof
Parma - Inter (2/H/1,3)--argh one more draw
Roma - Bologna (1/a/1,3)--not another draw luck
Milan - Lazio (1/a/1,3,5)--hit
Southampton - Everton (2/H/1,3)--that's dumb
Chelsea - Man. City (1/H/2,3)--oof draw luck again
Deportivo - Athletic (x,2/H/1,2)--hit
Betis - Osasuna (1/A/1,3)--near hit
Albacete - Zaragoza (2/H/1,3)terboom
Farcelona - Atletico (1/A/1,3)--oof
Levante - Sevilla (2/A/2,3)--hit
Villarreal - Racing (1/H/3,4)-hit
PSG 0 Lens 2--useless fools from paris again
and stay tuned for Man U vs Man City...nxt sun 13/02
Wolfsburg - Bremen (1,x/A/1,2) wesermiracles on takeaway again and we missed the delivery truck
Brescia - Udinese (2/h/1,3)--let's go vroom
Cagliari - Lecce (zola is too strong in sardinia..so...1/a/1,3)--as expected...wait no zola influence yet
Chievo - Messina (x/h/0,2)--oof
Parma - Inter (2/H/1,3)--argh one more draw
Roma - Bologna (1/a/1,3)--not another draw luck
Milan - Lazio (1/a/1,3,5)--hit
Southampton - Everton (2/H/1,3)--that's dumb
Chelsea - Man. City (1/H/2,3)--oof draw luck again
Deportivo - Athletic (x,2/H/1,2)--hit
Betis - Osasuna (1/A/1,3)--near hit
Albacete - Zaragoza (2/H/1,3)terboom
Farcelona - Atletico (1/A/1,3)--oof
Levante - Sevilla (2/A/2,3)--hit
Villarreal - Racing (1/H/3,4)-hit
PSG 0 Lens 2--useless fools from paris again
and stay tuned for Man U vs Man City...nxt sun 13/02
Sunday, February 06, 2005
we six nations damn suay...england lost to wales in such a boring game i wished i can subscribe to goal tv and watch my fill of ligue 1...but at least france won 16-9 after trailling 0-6 although they muz haf been sobbing hearing that their kaki's team,toulouse kena shot by lyon
and of course we lost out on alot of money,...man u is okay,but arsenil arse so arse to arse villa and make villa turn into arses...arsenil wenger must have fed his arsenil steroids called THG
Liverpool - Fulham (1,x/A/1,2)--not the total goals we expected but at least rafa's warriors did a decent job
Man. United - Birmingham (1/H/2,3)--hit all
Middlesbrough - Blackburn (1/a/1,3)--all hit
Newcastle - Charlton (2/H/1,3)--fuck souness lah,can ask police arrest him
Norwich - West Brom (1/A/1,3)--not the total goals we expected but at least we are partially correct
Tottenham - Portsmouth (1/A/1,3,4)--just as expected
Villa - Arsenil (x/H/0,2)---wtf
Lille - Sochaux (1/A/1,3)--fuck our prayers never got answered and i saw it on goal tv preview
Lyon - Toulouse (1/A/1,3)--wait...juninho's bazookas just about blasted the southwesterners
Marseille - Rennes (1/H/2,3)--hit 1x2
Nantes - Monaco (2/h/1,3)--oof
Nice - Metz (1/A/1,3)--oof x2
Ajaccio - Istres (1/A/1,3)--oof someone caught us bullshitting and we lost out on money
Auxerre - St Etienne (1/A/1,4)--only total goal hit...the rest...boh liao
Bordeaux - Bastia (1/A/1,3)--knn so many draw one...no wonder business damn hard to do lah
Stuttgart - Kaiserslautern (1/A/1,2)--oof when we want draw they win,when we want win they draw...oof
Hannover - Dortmund (x/H/2,4)--total goal hit..and then they won...so no profit
Bayern - Leverkusen (1/A/0,1)--haha...so the new peruvian fashion is...pizzaro is passe and guerrero is en vogue
Hansa - Schalke (2/H/1,3)--fuck draw again...business so hard do
Sampdoria - Fiorentina (1,x/a/1,2)--ok samp won but then fiorentina sabo us with 2 red cards and 3 goals
Palermo - Juventus (2/h/1,3,5)--unbelievable...jtus blow job at sicily means brigate rossonere will welcome them to the fossa dei leoni n then they got surrounded by commandos tigre
Real Madrid 4 Espanyol 0 (ok we forgot to give our predictions...1/A/1,3...so we didn't really hit after all)
Real Sociedad 3 Valencia 3 (2/H/1,3...and Ranieri is the duffer king)
and of course we lost out on alot of money,...man u is okay,but arsenil arse so arse to arse villa and make villa turn into arses...arsenil wenger must have fed his arsenil steroids called THG
Liverpool - Fulham (1,x/A/1,2)--not the total goals we expected but at least rafa's warriors did a decent job
Man. United - Birmingham (1/H/2,3)--hit all
Middlesbrough - Blackburn (1/a/1,3)--all hit
Newcastle - Charlton (2/H/1,3)--fuck souness lah,can ask police arrest him
Norwich - West Brom (1/A/1,3)--not the total goals we expected but at least we are partially correct
Tottenham - Portsmouth (1/A/1,3,4)--just as expected
Villa - Arsenil (x/H/0,2)---wtf
Lille - Sochaux (1/A/1,3)--fuck our prayers never got answered and i saw it on goal tv preview
Lyon - Toulouse (1/A/1,3)--wait...juninho's bazookas just about blasted the southwesterners
Marseille - Rennes (1/H/2,3)--hit 1x2
Nantes - Monaco (2/h/1,3)--oof
Nice - Metz (1/A/1,3)--oof x2
Ajaccio - Istres (1/A/1,3)--oof someone caught us bullshitting and we lost out on money
Auxerre - St Etienne (1/A/1,4)--only total goal hit...the rest...boh liao
Bordeaux - Bastia (1/A/1,3)--knn so many draw one...no wonder business damn hard to do lah
Stuttgart - Kaiserslautern (1/A/1,2)--oof when we want draw they win,when we want win they draw...oof
Hannover - Dortmund (x/H/2,4)--total goal hit..and then they won...so no profit
Bayern - Leverkusen (1/A/0,1)--haha...so the new peruvian fashion is...pizzaro is passe and guerrero is en vogue
Hansa - Schalke (2/H/1,3)--fuck draw again...business so hard do
Sampdoria - Fiorentina (1,x/a/1,2)--ok samp won but then fiorentina sabo us with 2 red cards and 3 goals
Palermo - Juventus (2/h/1,3,5)--unbelievable...jtus blow job at sicily means brigate rossonere will welcome them to the fossa dei leoni n then they got surrounded by commandos tigre
Real Madrid 4 Espanyol 0 (ok we forgot to give our predictions...1/A/1,3...so we didn't really hit after all)
Real Sociedad 3 Valencia 3 (2/H/1,3...and Ranieri is the duffer king)
Saturday, February 05, 2005
latest
accordin to what i noe now...crystal palace 0 bolton 1 so we lost money
accordin to what i noe now...crystal palace 0 bolton 1 so we lost money
news from romania
input:10 mandarin oranges
output:autographs of all 5 perfect 10 djs n 2 mandarins
opportunity cost:missed out on yfc registration
opportunity value:got to watch flight of the phoenix
net opportunity cost evaluation:no fighter in the wind
product:econs lectures
haha to my econs tutor mrs lee n all econs tutors in the world...i've cooked out 3 new economics terms for you...to make economics even more exciting...my budding economist friend from romania 'ceteriu' tiberiu paribiu has invented the term negative statements(aka white lies) to complement positive and normative...n hot from his office in downtown Bucharest he has invented more terms to add to the economists vocab to spice up the scientific study of economics
p.s:he's as football crazy as me..and he swear by stars to cut his stress
haha since many parts of my new terms are cooked out under my romanian pseudnym/alias juz take it as a joke on my behalf...can't be too serious ma..now back to business
input:10 mandarin oranges
output:autographs of all 5 perfect 10 djs n 2 mandarins
opportunity cost:missed out on yfc registration
opportunity value:got to watch flight of the phoenix
net opportunity cost evaluation:no fighter in the wind
product:econs lectures
haha to my econs tutor mrs lee n all econs tutors in the world...i've cooked out 3 new economics terms for you...to make economics even more exciting...my budding economist friend from romania 'ceteriu' tiberiu paribiu has invented the term negative statements(aka white lies) to complement positive and normative...n hot from his office in downtown Bucharest he has invented more terms to add to the economists vocab to spice up the scientific study of economics
p.s:he's as football crazy as me..and he swear by stars to cut his stress
haha since many parts of my new terms are cooked out under my romanian pseudnym/alias juz take it as a joke on my behalf...can't be too serious ma..now back to business
Friday, February 04, 2005
6 nations is now on it's fever pitch...and well guys we rarely have no soccer news for the day...but we really wait for all the action to subside before we count our winnings...so guys...let's watch ball...
and introducing my new south american dugout times...
dugout-times-sud-americana.blogspot.com
and introducing my new south american dugout times...
dugout-times-sud-americana.blogspot.com
Thursday, February 03, 2005
card playing has now been banned...so let's count my blessings for the past few days
last wed:play uno play 3 times all end up last
tues:play dai dee and won 2 out of 3
haiz...now i miss playin poker cards with frens...haiz wat can we do...
last wed:play uno play 3 times all end up last
tues:play dai dee and won 2 out of 3
haiz...now i miss playin poker cards with frens...haiz wat can we do...
as always we have business
02/02/05
Inter 1 Atalanta 0..phew they won
Lazio 0 Brescia 0..unexpected draw
Udinese 3 Chievo 0..well i'm back and we chomp people up big time
Messina 1 Milan 4..milan says...me too and we chomp ppl up in even bigger time
Fiorentina 1 Palermo 2..wrong side of scoreline
Livorno 1 Reggina 1..not expected
Lecce 1 Roma 1..oof
Jtus 0 Sampdoria 1...oof banana skin
02/02/05
Fulham 1 Villa 1..hit
Man City 1 Newcastle 1..you may consider arresting souness since he didn't make us win
Birmingham 2 Southampton 1..just as expected
Blackburn 0 Chelsea 1..oof...we've a toothache seeing blackburn fouling so much
Everton 1 Norwich 0..just as expected
and why we didn't provide you with league cup games...juz ask monaco
02/02/05
Inter 1 Atalanta 0..phew they won
Lazio 0 Brescia 0..unexpected draw
Udinese 3 Chievo 0..well i'm back and we chomp people up big time
Messina 1 Milan 4..milan says...me too and we chomp ppl up in even bigger time
Fiorentina 1 Palermo 2..wrong side of scoreline
Livorno 1 Reggina 1..not expected
Lecce 1 Roma 1..oof
Jtus 0 Sampdoria 1...oof banana skin
02/02/05
Fulham 1 Villa 1..hit
Man City 1 Newcastle 1..you may consider arresting souness since he didn't make us win
Birmingham 2 Southampton 1..just as expected
Blackburn 0 Chelsea 1..oof...we've a toothache seeing blackburn fouling so much
Everton 1 Norwich 0..just as expected
and why we didn't provide you with league cup games...juz ask monaco
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
3 weeks(or 4...in deference to tradition) to the moment of truth...
o level results
something that either can make or break a person
17 jcs,5 polys,1 ci,the dreaded ITE or nothing to rest your ass on
in this particular jc in singapore,somewhere in bishan...a place where many can only dream of going
yu see 789 ppl snugly making their body comfortable...they obviously look so high and happy
here's the type of ppl you see...no race,gender or any bias
scholars entering with minimum fuss...as you expected all of the time
guys in the all white uniform who graduated from the school next door...as you also expected most of the time
girls in dark blue pinafores who came with x-2 type scores...as you expected too very much of the time
hunks and babes who look bright and chio and have x-4 results to boots(x-4<10)..as expected in such a place for some of the time
6 pointers who could minus to negative scores if moe allow...as always for all the time
ppl with super cool cca records(esp in sports)...as would befit such a premier institution...and who appeal in...very much the method for entry if u dun have this result 5
and ah we forgot...here's a minority...ppl who u didn't see in the first 3 mths at this jc n they have their luck to thank for gettin 8 or 9 without any hcl/affiliation/cca points to minus,who study and study n they maximum taiko (as many say) to muddle their way inside...as a just reward...the ppl who you didn't expect and are now snugly lying their whole ass on there...now that they'll never ever disappear and such a gem is almost always found once every 2 years..or even worse
ok enough of crapping...
o level results
something that either can make or break a person
17 jcs,5 polys,1 ci,the dreaded ITE or nothing to rest your ass on
in this particular jc in singapore,somewhere in bishan...a place where many can only dream of going
yu see 789 ppl snugly making their body comfortable...they obviously look so high and happy
here's the type of ppl you see...no race,gender or any bias
scholars entering with minimum fuss...as you expected all of the time
guys in the all white uniform who graduated from the school next door...as you also expected most of the time
girls in dark blue pinafores who came with x-2 type scores...as you expected too very much of the time
hunks and babes who look bright and chio and have x-4 results to boots(x-4<10)..as expected in such a place for some of the time
6 pointers who could minus to negative scores if moe allow...as always for all the time
ppl with super cool cca records(esp in sports)...as would befit such a premier institution...and who appeal in...very much the method for entry if u dun have this result 5
and ah we forgot...here's a minority...ppl who u didn't see in the first 3 mths at this jc n they have their luck to thank for gettin 8 or 9 without any hcl/affiliation/cca points to minus,who study and study n they maximum taiko (as many say) to muddle their way inside...as a just reward...the ppl who you didn't expect and are now snugly lying their whole ass on there...now that they'll never ever disappear and such a gem is almost always found once every 2 years..or even worse
ok enough of crapping...
well guys...there's no battle of the buffet...but it's surely the end of arsenil and arsenil wenger...leading 2-1 they just about threw away the lead to lose 4-2 even if man u the great are reduced to 10 men...11 vs 10 and still get thrashed means something is really wrong with arsenil...and what is more arsenil than arsenil is that the king of arsenil thierry henry has a nil record for 7 games including those at home and he really is the nil goal king
and of course the crucial results part which punters are eagerly waiting for...
01/02/05
Arsenil - Man. United (we only hit 1x2 given that man u pumped in 4 goals...)
Portsmouth - Middlesbrough (ka boom)
West Brom - Palace (oh we always get even no total goals)
Bolton - Tottenham (we're caught crapping as bolton uses metal reebok boots to kick spurs about)
Charlton - Liverpool (we just about expected the result...erm not quite)
and loan or not...deportivo are seen shooting themselves in the head when it comes to loaning out their stuff...selling their defenseive lynchpin is bad enough...but loaning a star striker to the blues means they can consider replacing real sociedad at relegation zone...and spurs swooped for 2 nottingham forest players to replace chelsea as the biggest spenders...while we can consider calling the newcastle police to detain graeme souness if he can only lead nufc to the bottom half of table slot...lastly porto has sacked victor fernandez for a newcomer as the search for the new mourinho heats up...now that coaches are replaced like fashion accessories...
and of course the crucial results part which punters are eagerly waiting for...
01/02/05
Arsenil - Man. United (we only hit 1x2 given that man u pumped in 4 goals...)
Portsmouth - Middlesbrough (ka boom)
West Brom - Palace (oh we always get even no total goals)
Bolton - Tottenham (we're caught crapping as bolton uses metal reebok boots to kick spurs about)
Charlton - Liverpool (we just about expected the result...erm not quite)
and loan or not...deportivo are seen shooting themselves in the head when it comes to loaning out their stuff...selling their defenseive lynchpin is bad enough...but loaning a star striker to the blues means they can consider replacing real sociedad at relegation zone...and spurs swooped for 2 nottingham forest players to replace chelsea as the biggest spenders...while we can consider calling the newcastle police to detain graeme souness if he can only lead nufc to the bottom half of table slot...lastly porto has sacked victor fernandez for a newcomer as the search for the new mourinho heats up...now that coaches are replaced like fashion accessories...
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
hahax mr tony..1s16 and 1s?? guys all love rugby so much...but i think touch rugby's damn corny...so anything to do with contact rugby what we are gonna preach...but without a sizeable following..too bad we'll haf 2 make do with Six Nations Rugby this week...with EPL to distract you every minute...all the pao chiak Man U and Chelski games vs all the exciting rugby...well...
and i really dread coming to sch tomolo...for reasons quite unknown to many...haiz...shalt not elaborate further
and i really dread coming to sch tomolo...for reasons quite unknown to many...haiz...shalt not elaborate further