obviously the betting ministry has suffered heavy losses yesterday...here's the results...

Villa 2 Birmingham 1 (actually i should have given 1...but tipster error in birmingham's favour gifts punters a lot of money)
Arsenil 2 Chelski 2 (what the fuck...no win...the only thing is...total goal and half goal all correct one...no escape and that henry is an arse la...the kayu ref say some crap already then he shot goal without prior permission...suck cock la)

M'Gladbach 1 Leverkusen 1 (obviously they hit jackpot...)
Wolfsburg 5 Arminia 0 (total goal is incorrect...other than that...it's just eat all the way)

PSV 3 Feyenoord 3 (doggone it...i dunno how inexplicable can it be...but since they can't defeat PSV...you might as well start saying the latter will do an unbeaten season)

Bologna 1 Juve 1 (wah si beh accurate la)
Brescia 0 Roma 1 (at least they saved themselves...but then we 1x2 didn't hit)
Chievo 2 Palermo 1 (only 0.5 goal hit...as they turned on)
Reggina 3 Cagliari 2 (so what...they still assured of top flight status...not like reggina...dunno if they will kena or not)
Milan 6 Fiorentina 0 (what a comprehensive win...with an owngoal to boot...but then apparently we only hit on 1x2)
Siena 2 Inter 2 (ok...they got pelted with panforte...and it's 12th draw of the season...guai lan record in the making)

Sochaux 1 PSG 2 (erm...si beh kan...we lose money again...well not quite cuz half goal and total goal also win)

Galatasaray 1 Fenerfarce 0 (power profit sial...only total goal didn't)

Betis 2 Racing 1 (ole..hit sial)
Depor 2 Sevilla 2 (no hit)
Osasuna 2 Zaragoza 2 (draw and half goal hit)
Valencia 1 Numancia 0 (well...los che made to work very hard to beat a team condemned for the drop...how crappy is it)
Espanyol 2 Mallorca 1 (maximum amount of money for punters listening to my advice)
Real Madrid - Real Sociedad - (suck cock lah...the game still 1-1 then suddenly got bomb hoax...so they evacuate people...then there's a multiple choice poll the police would have attempted to check possibility of who attacking...choices include...who would do such a hoax...A)ETA B)Farca Hooligans and Catalan Nationalists C)Al Qaeda D)a rude joke )

and as always here's the Betting Ministry providing you with the tips for the UEFA Cup last round

15/12/2004
Middlesbrough - Partizan (lets see...since a draw doesn't matter much...let's go for a draw...x/Partizan/0,2)
Rangers - Auxerre (okok...those Burgundians are winning this one...2/Rangers/1,3)
GAK - Alkmaar (skip)
Heerenveen - Beveren (skip...cuz herenveen will win big)
Stuttgart - Dinamo Zagreb (skip too...1/stuttgart/2,3,4)
Villarreal - Egaleo (skip 3...1/egaleo/1,3)
Lille - Sevilla (big match...and we wonder if we will be second time lucky betting lille again or we lose big...no harm trying 1/Sevilla/1,3)
AEK - Aachen (no comment here)

16/12/2004
Hearts - Ferencváros (scots win...1/hearts/2,4)
Newcastle - Sporting (...why not we go for a draw...suits both...x/sporting/0,2)
Basel - Feyenoord (dunno if the swiss would win...so wide open...1,x/Basel/0,1,2,3)
Standard - Athletic (okok...since athletic away form is uninspiring...lets root for a belgian win...1/athletic,1,3)
Parma - Besiktas (turks win...2/parma/1,3,5)
Club Brugge - Zaragoza (that's serious...and seriously we would be hard pressed to consider brugge as zaragoza is on a bald patch...1,x/Brugge/0,1,2)
Utrecht - Austria (no comment)
Sochaux - Panionios (eat up...even if PSG came...1/sochaux/2,3)

that's it