as always it's time to count winnings for the day...so here's the scores and results

Panathinaikos 4 PSV 1(even a huge win like this only garners a UEFA cup spot...how sad...1/Pana/1,3)
Arsenil 5 Rosenborg 1(oh wat the hell and then there's no hit...x/Rosenborg/0,2)
Shakhtar 2 Farcelona 0(7 minute business part 1...1,2/Shakhtar/1)
Celtic vs AC Milan(ok no goals but still the end of the road for celtic after all cuz farca pang chwee so much they allow all the russian speakers and greek speakers to get UEFA cup slots...2/Celtic/2,3)
Valencia 0 Bremen 2(7 mins business part 2...only it's towards the end...no actually it's 10 mins cuz nelson valdez scored in injury time...x,2/Valencia/1,2)
Inter 3 Anderlecht 0(as always inter are so hungry...they just ate anything given to them and that's served with some gueuze as well...of course this includes dessert...1/Inter/3,4,5)
PSG 1 CSKA 3(hahaha..PSG cocked out today and this most likely spells the end of halihodzic although porto made sure russians don't qualify...x,2/PSG/0,1,2)
Porto 2 Chelsea 1(ok it's a bloody mishit...but porto are through anyway...even if their chairman is halfway to jail...2/Porto/3,4)
Liverpool 3 Olympiacos 1(hail gerrard and last time st etienne now olympiacos the only thing is...now the greeks are more fortunate...x/OCFP/0,2)
Deportivo 0 Monaco 5(crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch...x/Monaco/2)
Maccabi 1 Juventus 1(the first time juve conceded a euro goal this season...and it spells the end of maccabi...1/Maccabi/1)
Ajax 2 Bayern 2(you sure meh...not the end of the road yet...2/bayern/3)
Roma 0 Real Madrid 3(ok...figo sets the olimpico on fire...and bookies huge profit...2/roma/3)
Bayer 3 Dinamo 0(how tragic is it...espn had the table before the telecast of roma-real madrid and it showed dinamo and olympiacos qualified for second round...and they were done with in the second half...x,1/dinamo/1,2)
Lyon 5 Sparta 0(0 resistance as lyon tops the group...1/sparta/1,2,3)
Fenerfarce 3 Man U 0(a whole gang of youngsters going to the hell called sukru saracoglu and apparently there's a shortcut to hell as well but then here's a little joke...since the goal scorer's(tuncay sanli) name sounds like 3 balls in chinese...we wonder if punters got a huge windfall or they fell into a deep hole...1/man u/2,3)

report:ok...so euro matches are so hard to predict...draw is next friday and man u may either meet italians(which seemed hard but is quite easy) or monaco (gods at home) or bayer (2-2 and 1-1 disappointment) the bookies in the Ministry has made a loss playing in such matches

and this week...here's more euro games from the betting ministry for your predicting pleasure...and we pride ourselves with providing you with a more varied choice when it comes to betting...

EPL

11/12/04
Everton - Liverpool (this is the most competitive liverpool derby ever and trust the reds to be in such a party mood after getting rivaldo and gang that they are content with a draw...x/Everton/2,4)
Palace - Blackburn (oof...better hope Palace wins...quiet unlikely though...1/Blackburn/1,2,3)
Man. City - Tottenham (erm...Mr Jol better win this...2/ManC/1,2)
Newcastle - Portsmouth (oh yeah...apparently the southerners suck away...1/Portsmouth/1,3)
Norwich - Bolton (obviously...we think bolton should be able to get out of their mini-slump...2/Bolton/2,3)
Southampton - Middlesbrough (Redknapp is now at the Saints..but forget about a win...2/Boro/2,3)
West Brom - Charlton (ahem quite a mismatch...2/WBA/1,3)

12/12/04
Villa - Birmingham (ok here's a midlands derby in our hands and trust villa to eat up lacksture blues...2/Birmingham/1,3)
Arsenil - Chelsea (match of the day...who cares if chelski ends up as the latest team to be burned in the dragao and who would obviously give a f*** about arsenil who met so little resistance from Rosenborg...so all signs point to an obvious chelsea win and the worst to the nil gang means being thrashed by 4 goals...2/chelsea/1,2,3,4,5)

13/12/04
Fulham - Man. United (so the seniors are back and are plundering craven cottage...2/man u/2,3)

14/12/04
Liverpool - Portsmouth (ok...so tired...but then pool would be able to barely get past...1/Portsmouth/1,3)

Bundesliga(last week before the new year and the winter break in between)

11/12/04
Bayern - Stuttgart (erm ya...bayern should win after a slow start..and well...anyone trying to throw something on herr magath will kena because bayern will win after all...1/Stuttgart/1,2,3)
Hansa - Dortmund (dortmund would have to win this one...and it seems quite easy on paper...problem is...they are waving white flags first...2/Hansa/1,3)
Schalke - Freiburg (the best chance for Schalke to go top is win...which is easy and hope bayern draws...which like praying is quite hard...1/schalke/2,3)
Bremen - Kaiserslautern (erm...can we have another 6-0 again...not quite but surely they can do 3-0 or something like that...1/bremen/2,3)

12/12/04
Mönchengladbach - Leverkusen (okok...neuville would be wondering why bayer AG retrenched him last time...and then...dunno...x/M'gladbach/1,2)
Wolfsburg - Arminia (erm...any takers for a big win which is crucial for the wolves...1/wolfsburg/2,3)

Serie A

11/12/04
Lazio - Lecce (end of the road for Caso...and more Zeman magic barring more cockouts normal in Czech technology...2/Lazio/1,2)

12/12/04
Brescia - Roma (end of the road for del neri too...so early...but wait...brescia is only so-so...1,x/Brescia/1,2)
Chievo - Palermo (erm...yeah either turn off or turn on...and i think it's the former...x/Palermo/0,2)
Milan - Fiorentina (rossoneri vs viola...so what's next...a win...sure...but a thrashing...remote probability...1/fiorentina/2,3)
Reggina - Cagliari (zola again...and should abramovich consider getting cagliari...he's most welcome...2/reggina/1,2)
Siena - Inter (adriano is back and in full swing against a hapless siena...and then they can help themselves to panforte...2/inter/3,4)
Bologna - Juventus (year of the zlatan is the phenomenon involving zlatan ibrahimovic and it affects every serie a team and so no one is exempt and includes bologhna as well...2/bologna/1,3)

Primera Liga

11/12/04
Albacete - Farcelona (anything other than a win is a sure sign of a farce...2/farca/1,2,4)
Athletic - Atlético (we ain't sure if atletico can get away from the hell called san mames...and if real madrid can't escape...they probably won't be able to do so...1/atletico/1,2)

12/12/04
Betis - Racing (okok...newly revived betis coming...watch out...1/betis/2,3)
Deportivo - Sevilla (it's really the end of the road for depor...and yeah...the beast proceeds to tear them up...2/depor/1,3)
Osasuna - Zaragoza (in pamplona...we expect zaragoza to end up being chased by bulls on paper...but on form...it's the other way round...x,2/osasuna/2,3)
Valencia - Numancia (really end of the road for ranieri...even numancia can win...so how...x/numancia/0,2)
Real Madrid - Real Sociedad (erm ya...real madrid has the edge...and wat's next is a galatico win...barely...1/sociedad/1,3)
Espanyol - Mallorca(maxi power again...1/mallorca/1,3)

Ligue 1

11/12/04
Marseille - Auxerre (erm ya...newly resurgent vs nearly losing the plot-ters...draw time...x/auxerre/0,2)
Bastia - Monaco (ok...let's see if corsica is a no man's land...x/bastia/0,2)
Bordeaux - Lyon (lyon starts eating...and now there's more wine to drink...enough to become so drunk...and still end up sane and play ball...ah that's bullshit...2/bordeaux/2,3)
Lille - Nantes (okok...les canaris needs to win...but trust the northerners to show little mercy esp when they are aiming to win the Ligue...1/nantes/2,3)

12/12/04
Sochaux - PSG (do or die for parisians...but it's definitely die for halihodzic...1,x/PSG/1,2,3)

Eredivisie Special

12/12/04

PSV vs Feyenoord (so what if PSV lost at Athens...we expect Feyenoord to give up by the 60th min...1/Feyenoord/1,2,3)

Jupiler League + Betting Ministry Super Classico Series

11/12/04

Anderlecht vs Club Brugge (with Brugge on form and their opponents vastly off form in the champs league...rest assured there will be people trying to plunder gueuze back to their home...2/anderlecht/1,3)

Turkish League + Betting Ministry Super Classico series

12/12/04

Galatasaray vs Fenerfarce (kill for Fenerfarce,die for Fenerfarce...and of course welcome to hell for fenerfarce...so man u is too heavy a load and then they are dragged into hell...morale of the story...pang chwee(let off lightly) in the last game before such derbies..even if the opposing team pang even more chwee so as to pang sai,pang petrol,pang mercury...ah pang watever lah...and never be so greedy...1/fenerfarce/2,3)

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