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Thursday, December 30, 2004
Arsenil bribes refs...very true
Man U cheats...very false
the ref kayu...true...
Man U cheats...very false
the ref kayu...true...
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
I dumped you again
I don't understand
It's happened before
Can't take it no more
These foolish games
Always end up in confusion
I'll take you back
Just to leave you once again
I died in my dreams
What's that supposed to mean?
Got lost in the fire
I died in my dreams
Reaching out for your hand
My fatal desire
I've failed you again
'Cause I let you stay
I used to pretend
That I felt ok
Just one big lie
Such a perfect illusion
I made you mine
Just to hurt you once again
I died in my dreams
What's that supposed to mean?
Got lost in the fire
I died in my dreams
Reaching out for your hand
My fatal desire
ok...and too sad to say it...but my heart goes out 2 those who died in this bloody tsunami that struck asia...the end...no comment here...
and yesterday Innova JC office called me and told me that i'd be goin their campus oppo sports sch next mon...and while their compound's in construction...they can use the sports sch facilities...i wonder how many ppl can get to use such facilities...state of the art one...168,161 and 901 goes there...and it seems promising...and not the lowest ranked as some would surmise...and the infrastructure surely could bring rafflesians some envious stares...since they wonder if RI would be smaller than Sports Sch...well Innova's a fortunate lot...got spanking new facilities that would bring HCI to shame...
and as for guai lan combos...well they dun provide such guai lan stuff...maths,chem and ...and as for my new classmates...got 2 goin with mi...wun tell ya as yet...
I don't understand
It's happened before
Can't take it no more
These foolish games
Always end up in confusion
I'll take you back
Just to leave you once again
I died in my dreams
What's that supposed to mean?
Got lost in the fire
I died in my dreams
Reaching out for your hand
My fatal desire
I've failed you again
'Cause I let you stay
I used to pretend
That I felt ok
Just one big lie
Such a perfect illusion
I made you mine
Just to hurt you once again
I died in my dreams
What's that supposed to mean?
Got lost in the fire
I died in my dreams
Reaching out for your hand
My fatal desire
ok...and too sad to say it...but my heart goes out 2 those who died in this bloody tsunami that struck asia...the end...no comment here...
and yesterday Innova JC office called me and told me that i'd be goin their campus oppo sports sch next mon...and while their compound's in construction...they can use the sports sch facilities...i wonder how many ppl can get to use such facilities...state of the art one...168,161 and 901 goes there...and it seems promising...and not the lowest ranked as some would surmise...and the infrastructure surely could bring rafflesians some envious stares...since they wonder if RI would be smaller than Sports Sch...well Innova's a fortunate lot...got spanking new facilities that would bring HCI to shame...
and as for guai lan combos...well they dun provide such guai lan stuff...maths,chem and ...and as for my new classmates...got 2 goin with mi...wun tell ya as yet...
as always after matchdays our readers demand results...so here we come...
Aston Villa 0 Man U 1
Southampton 0 Liverpool 1
Man C 1 West Brom 1
Bolton 1 Blackburn 1
Charlton 2 Everton 0
Fulham 2 Birmingham 3
Portsmouth 0 Chelsea 2
Spurs 1 Palace 1
we have so many away wins...hahaha
and anti crap laws have forced Berlusconi the Italian Pm out of the AC Milan Board...lawmakers are so afraid of the Forza Army Berlusconi can bring out during elections......they made this law to force him out...and all the football stars holidaying in the disaster area called phuket has now been accounted for and safe...includes rossoneri player inzaghi and bianconeri player zambrotta
and transfer news...lehmann the lemon is now going back to germany...which spells doom for arsenil with or without him...and charisteas of bremen has signed for ajax...which bought a dud...luckily for auxerre...for he was used as a sub in bremen's games during champs league..but PSV would still go...graa...so it was just a tactic for next year...and judas gang has said they buy shabani nonda...and talks are almost done in giving a large enough deal...
Aston Villa 0 Man U 1
Southampton 0 Liverpool 1
Man C 1 West Brom 1
Bolton 1 Blackburn 1
Charlton 2 Everton 0
Fulham 2 Birmingham 3
Portsmouth 0 Chelsea 2
Spurs 1 Palace 1
we have so many away wins...hahaha
and anti crap laws have forced Berlusconi the Italian Pm out of the AC Milan Board...lawmakers are so afraid of the Forza Army Berlusconi can bring out during elections......they made this law to force him out...and all the football stars holidaying in the disaster area called phuket has now been accounted for and safe...includes rossoneri player inzaghi and bianconeri player zambrotta
and transfer news...lehmann the lemon is now going back to germany...which spells doom for arsenil with or without him...and charisteas of bremen has signed for ajax...which bought a dud...luckily for auxerre...for he was used as a sub in bremen's games during champs league..but PSV would still go...graa...so it was just a tactic for next year...and judas gang has said they buy shabani nonda...and talks are almost done in giving a large enough deal...
Monday, December 27, 2004
we update you on the results after earning a rest during 2 days...
Southampton 0 Charlton 0 (ok...no hits)
Chelsea 1 Villa 0 (meat so tough one)
Arsenil 2 Fulham 0 (alamak)
Man U 2 Bolton 0 (sure hit one)
Palace 0 Portsmouth 1 (wow...tio sial)
Norwich 0 Spurs 2 (sure eat)
Everton 2 Man City 1 (eat liao)
Blackburn 2 Newcastle 2 (ask Graeme Souness to hang himself at St James Park)
Birmingham 2 Boro 0 (doggone it dude)
West Brom 0 Liverpool 5 (complete wipeout...and the end of Robson)
Southampton 0 Charlton 0 (ok...no hits)
Chelsea 1 Villa 0 (meat so tough one)
Arsenil 2 Fulham 0 (alamak)
Man U 2 Bolton 0 (sure hit one)
Palace 0 Portsmouth 1 (wow...tio sial)
Norwich 0 Spurs 2 (sure eat)
Everton 2 Man City 1 (eat liao)
Blackburn 2 Newcastle 2 (ask Graeme Souness to hang himself at St James Park)
Birmingham 2 Boro 0 (doggone it dude)
West Brom 0 Liverpool 5 (complete wipeout...and the end of Robson)
Sunday, December 26, 2004
well let's see...xmas has neva been so boring...realli envy some frens who'd been gettin cash as presents or a whole truckload of gifts...me only had a pen and 2 cds...the rest...oof
Saturday, December 25, 2004
How to end up with another christmas present.
1)wait for someone to send you a friend request on friendster
2)check your account,accept
3)check if he/she had added u into ur MSN or not
4)also accept
5)log in first.wait until target goes online
6)ask him/her who r u
7)start chatting
8)if he/she ask for your number,exchange
9)sms the person
10)you're now on your own
1)wait for someone to send you a friend request on friendster
2)check your account,accept
3)check if he/she had added u into ur MSN or not
4)also accept
5)log in first.wait until target goes online
6)ask him/her who r u
7)start chatting
8)if he/she ask for your number,exchange
9)sms the person
10)you're now on your own
Friday, December 24, 2004
well well well...i'm still sufferin from Post-Prom syndromes...so i'm using wat little of my energy left to complete this post...
oh yeah...and mummy didn't noe i booked a mercedes cab...tried 4 times...twice with comfort and once with citycab,...all say no cab...then lucky tibs got one...but by the time that cab came....it's 1842 with little chance of being punctual cuz i gotta fetch lebron and john...the latter is the last time in cchms guy...well...here's a little twist first...this driver actually stopped at the left and i saw the cab...as it's the only mercedes cab there...and it took 8 mins to turn to the right...braving awesome traffic conditions...well compensated by good sense of direction though...cuz he noe how to go there...and john thought it was at MERITUS Mandarin...when in fact it was MARINA Mandarin...well saved by Xiang Long...lebron dunno it wasn't in aircon so he wore a beige tuxedo...while me got a Caserini from my dad that looked like...those batik shirts Indonesian Chinese businessmen wore to functions...john looked middle of the road with a tie...oh ya rueben with huiyi so he didn't hitch a ride on 1728...total bill went to $22.40...$8 limo booking fee $1 peak period...$13.40 taxi fare
and then wait downstairs for rueben until 1930...sihan came in a dark suit with another finely embroidered shirt and...a snake bling...which brings to mind the fact that i forgot my dragon bling...oof...ah but then it'd be a fashion disaster if i wear like this...so we went up to the pool garden...which looked as if it could be converted to a CS map...and then really no aircon one...lucky it wasn't ontop as it's the roof that's ontop...and photo shooting starts now...what's obvious is that it isn't like those traditional prom nite in those ballroom one...since only 149 came(highest attendance from DL,HM and IT,nearly no one from JT and RP) it's more like zoukout...wait...not this la...velvet underground or some private gig
ok as you would a disco,not much food...but a lot of drinks...so they looked as if they were at the bar...lua tsao siah liao when he opening....so py and jus cheer him up...sang Are You gonna nbe my girl...nearly deafened girls...of those who came...guys are in long sleeves...wait...justin and lua excluded...girls came in black..or shades of it,...val the exception with a sexy pink number,van with a slightly longer gown,and obviously EP girls wore a lot of black...except DX's stead...and rachie wore a stunning black+pink dress...too bad dun haf RQ...oh yeah and who'd forgets shortie and XY
the 2030 was Electrico's time to rock Marina...hahax...Germaine would haf been envious...erm wait...ALL...cuz thanks to lua...they came and performed until 2222...deafening though...had to retire to the back seat to drink some coke before continuing...well they definitely served drinks with panache...all in glasses one...and dancing with the camera was a stunt which might anger my dad..who juz decided to lend me at the 11th hour 59th min...songlist includes their singles I Want U and Runaway,some song from The Darkness' whose name i dun remember...and the Franz Ferdinand song...which diehard jamie Yeo fans who listened to Say It With Music that October night would remember cuz i sent a PM to her...a dedication actually and she read it out,...and the best part? a slow song...look what u've done by Jet...dance number which allowed me a legal excuse to dance with rachie...since she dun realli noe how to dance...me was calling all the shots while asking gabriel to take a photo of me and rachie dancing so as to get maxi controversy coverage...and the moment came when Electrico starts posing for pics with fans and i got an autograph...since i misplaced my prom ticket stub i took a piece of paper from the DJ's notebook and ask them to sign...okok...many of ya would haf been very envious by then...and then...i'd scan this pic for u...which adds to the jealousy
oh yeah...prom queen,prom couple and prom king are all official awards...and gabriel realli hosted it well lor...girls strut their stuff like those vain cats...ze,clara tan,jeanvyin,van tan and erica...clara won in the end...and then guys part...rayner,dom,dickson,haojun and (wengseng?) all ended up spellin CCHMS with their butt after a lot of controversial ideas...and then wat about couples...jes and xianglong,dick and jingting,jacq and ian,DX and jeanvyin and ?? and ??...amid calls to include the homo couple me and zhehao...told them even lua would turn in his grave...sumthin like that...and ignore liao...dance and dance and oh yeah...ian and dick share the spoilz...as for the prizes...vouchers...and the top prize of the Sony MP3 player(sumthin like that...) goes to...Ze...but we have some unofficial awards here...not what gabriel thought out...but i'd haf supplemented him with some more guailan ideas
dancing queen:xingyue...bops to every beat...
dancing king:justin+tah hong+lua...latter cuz he responsible make other sch ppl go...ooooh and aaahhh
most chio cam award:wellwellwell...i dunno yet...
most unique cam award:my coolpix 995 from Nikon...looks quite bulky but who cares...it's quite professional looking
most photogenic:all lah
(the rest i gonna update soon)
and all the phototaking continued until 0000...with guests filterin out of the venue and my cam's battery going...game over on 11.55pm...well...by then i was attepting to get a pic with justin...and the end was...no batt...as for my haul...it's 88 pics...quite auspicious number...and 49 of which made me look like...flirt...lua's mantle is ready for my investment...
and well we'll try to upload them by a few daes time...before i go...we'll hit u with this report by Mr Joseph Chin,editor of the Dugout Times
P.S:Juz got Electrico's album today
oh yeah...and mummy didn't noe i booked a mercedes cab...tried 4 times...twice with comfort and once with citycab,...all say no cab...then lucky tibs got one...but by the time that cab came....it's 1842 with little chance of being punctual cuz i gotta fetch lebron and john...the latter is the last time in cchms guy...well...here's a little twist first...this driver actually stopped at the left and i saw the cab...as it's the only mercedes cab there...and it took 8 mins to turn to the right...braving awesome traffic conditions...well compensated by good sense of direction though...cuz he noe how to go there...and john thought it was at MERITUS Mandarin...when in fact it was MARINA Mandarin...well saved by Xiang Long...lebron dunno it wasn't in aircon so he wore a beige tuxedo...while me got a Caserini from my dad that looked like...those batik shirts Indonesian Chinese businessmen wore to functions...john looked middle of the road with a tie...oh ya rueben with huiyi so he didn't hitch a ride on 1728...total bill went to $22.40...$8 limo booking fee $1 peak period...$13.40 taxi fare
and then wait downstairs for rueben until 1930...sihan came in a dark suit with another finely embroidered shirt and...a snake bling...which brings to mind the fact that i forgot my dragon bling...oof...ah but then it'd be a fashion disaster if i wear like this...so we went up to the pool garden...which looked as if it could be converted to a CS map...and then really no aircon one...lucky it wasn't ontop as it's the roof that's ontop...and photo shooting starts now...what's obvious is that it isn't like those traditional prom nite in those ballroom one...since only 149 came(highest attendance from DL,HM and IT,nearly no one from JT and RP) it's more like zoukout...wait...not this la...velvet underground or some private gig
ok as you would a disco,not much food...but a lot of drinks...so they looked as if they were at the bar...lua tsao siah liao when he opening....so py and jus cheer him up...sang Are You gonna nbe my girl...nearly deafened girls...of those who came...guys are in long sleeves...wait...justin and lua excluded...girls came in black..or shades of it,...val the exception with a sexy pink number,van with a slightly longer gown,and obviously EP girls wore a lot of black...except DX's stead...and rachie wore a stunning black+pink dress...too bad dun haf RQ...oh yeah and who'd forgets shortie and XY
the 2030 was Electrico's time to rock Marina...hahax...Germaine would haf been envious...erm wait...ALL...cuz thanks to lua...they came and performed until 2222...deafening though...had to retire to the back seat to drink some coke before continuing...well they definitely served drinks with panache...all in glasses one...and dancing with the camera was a stunt which might anger my dad..who juz decided to lend me at the 11th hour 59th min...songlist includes their singles I Want U and Runaway,some song from The Darkness' whose name i dun remember...and the Franz Ferdinand song...which diehard jamie Yeo fans who listened to Say It With Music that October night would remember cuz i sent a PM to her...a dedication actually and she read it out,...and the best part? a slow song...look what u've done by Jet...dance number which allowed me a legal excuse to dance with rachie...since she dun realli noe how to dance...me was calling all the shots while asking gabriel to take a photo of me and rachie dancing so as to get maxi controversy coverage...and the moment came when Electrico starts posing for pics with fans and i got an autograph...since i misplaced my prom ticket stub i took a piece of paper from the DJ's notebook and ask them to sign...okok...many of ya would haf been very envious by then...and then...i'd scan this pic for u...which adds to the jealousy
oh yeah...prom queen,prom couple and prom king are all official awards...and gabriel realli hosted it well lor...girls strut their stuff like those vain cats...ze,clara tan,jeanvyin,van tan and erica...clara won in the end...and then guys part...rayner,dom,dickson,haojun and (wengseng?) all ended up spellin CCHMS with their butt after a lot of controversial ideas...and then wat about couples...jes and xianglong,dick and jingting,jacq and ian,DX and jeanvyin and ?? and ??...amid calls to include the homo couple me and zhehao...told them even lua would turn in his grave...sumthin like that...and ignore liao...dance and dance and oh yeah...ian and dick share the spoilz...as for the prizes...vouchers...and the top prize of the Sony MP3 player(sumthin like that...) goes to...Ze...but we have some unofficial awards here...not what gabriel thought out...but i'd haf supplemented him with some more guailan ideas
dancing queen:xingyue...bops to every beat...
dancing king:justin+tah hong+lua...latter cuz he responsible make other sch ppl go...ooooh and aaahhh
most chio cam award:wellwellwell...i dunno yet...
most unique cam award:my coolpix 995 from Nikon...looks quite bulky but who cares...it's quite professional looking
most photogenic:all lah
(the rest i gonna update soon)
and all the phototaking continued until 0000...with guests filterin out of the venue and my cam's battery going...game over on 11.55pm...well...by then i was attepting to get a pic with justin...and the end was...no batt...as for my haul...it's 88 pics...quite auspicious number...and 49 of which made me look like...flirt...lua's mantle is ready for my investment...
and well we'll try to upload them by a few daes time...before i go...we'll hit u with this report by Mr Joseph Chin,editor of the Dugout Times
P.S:Juz got Electrico's album today
here's a dream i got yesterday...contrast this with a dream i had a week back
my nightmare 1 week b4...i was at innova...then got my o lvl result...got 21...or 23...which means i'd have to leave innova and go to poly...or horrors...ITE...dream shattered...cry cry and cry....and then no one to talk to...all flyin high liao...bruised egos and i dunno cuz no one would listen...they gloating about their results
my dream 1 week later...i went back to CCHMS...take back my result...and i found i got 9...or 8 pts...and the same thing goes...goodbye to innova...which has been icurring the displeasure of worried parents...and the next thing...rjc with their superflexi admission criteria...9 for arts 8 for sci...no matter if it's 9-4 6-4 or 13-4,12-4 or 9-0 takes students in...by demand and not vacancy...so we were thinking...1234 or 1988 they take in...and find haojun and gang and go...hahaha
please lah...can stop dreamin...but then being dat potimistic i shouldn't be brooding on the former...
my nightmare 1 week b4...i was at innova...then got my o lvl result...got 21...or 23...which means i'd have to leave innova and go to poly...or horrors...ITE...dream shattered...cry cry and cry....and then no one to talk to...all flyin high liao...bruised egos and i dunno cuz no one would listen...they gloating about their results
my dream 1 week later...i went back to CCHMS...take back my result...and i found i got 9...or 8 pts...and the same thing goes...goodbye to innova...which has been icurring the displeasure of worried parents...and the next thing...rjc with their superflexi admission criteria...9 for arts 8 for sci...no matter if it's 9-4 6-4 or 13-4,12-4 or 9-0 takes students in...by demand and not vacancy...so we were thinking...1234 or 1988 they take in...and find haojun and gang and go...hahaha
please lah...can stop dreamin...but then being dat potimistic i shouldn't be brooding on the former...
the footballing gods can't leave England in peace for Christmas...so the English were praying that they had a long break like van Hooijdonk(Turkish League only resumes after Hari Raya Haji)...see lah...now the editor has to be woken up to give you all a lot of tips for 30 games within the next 14 days...oi si gin nah...mai char la...haiz...the editor committee hence decide that they won't give comments...juz tips...and hope Pools don't close for the Xmas holidaes...or u go flout law and bet online la...juz jk...but realli...we all soccer overdose liao...yeah u all decide total goal for this period...we only provide 1x2 and 0.5goal
26/12/04
Southampton-Charlton(2/A/2)
Chelsea-Villa(1/H/3,4,5)
Arsenil-Fulham(x/A)
Palace-Portsmouth(x/H)
Everton-Man. City(1/A)
Man. United-Bolton(1/A,1,3)
Norwich-Tottenham(2/A)
Blackburn-Newcastle(x/H)
Birmingham-Middlesbrough(2/H)
West Brom-Liverpool(2/A)
28/12/2004
Bolton-Blackburn(1/A)
Charlton-Everton(2/H)
Fulham-Birmingham(1/A)
Man. City-West Brom(1/H)
Middlesbrough-Norwich(1/H)
Portsmouth-Chelsea(2/H)
Tottenham-Palace(1/A)
Liverpool-Southampton(1/H)
Villa-Man. United(2/H)
29/12/04
Newcastle-Arsenil(x/A)
01/01/05
Liverpool-Chelsea(1/H)
Fulham-Palace(x/A)
Villa-Blackburn(1/H)
Bolton-West Brom(1/H)
Charlton-Arsenil(x/H)
Newcastle-Birmingham(x/A)
Portsmouth-Norwich(1/A)
Tottenham-Everton(x/A)
Man. City-Southampton(1/H)
Middlesbrough-Man. United(x,2/H)
03/01/05
Norwich-Liverpool(2/A)
Blackburn-Charlton(2/H)
Palace-Villa(2/H)
West Brom-Newcastle(2/A)
04/01/05
Arsenil-Man. City(x/A)
Birmingham-Bolton(2/H)
Chelsea-Middlesbrough(1/H)
Everton-Portsmouth(1/A)
Man. United-Tottenham(1/A)
05/01/05
Southampton-Fulham(2/A)
and well well well..this is the worst...we have news that it's twice the trouble for Once Caldas,losing Intercontinential Cup finalists,as their coach was shot in the neck during a robbery and was paralysed...terrible...and Caso is also sacked as Lazio coach...new coach unknown... and Julio Cesar the Flamengo goalie is signing for Inter...wait...mr Moratti is spending more and more on a huge truckload of duds again...Adriano not counted...and what the fuck...what the dugout times didn't know is that Carlos Tevez is not going to Kiev or Madrid...argh...he's now at Sao Paulo with Corinthians...what's this shady deal about...i wouldn't mind if he wore Dinamo colours...but then we dunno why...Roman Abramovich got plan or not...wait...he's my hero...so we hope arsenil isn't bullshitting about this to batter Chelsea's reputation
26/12/04
Southampton-Charlton(2/A/2)
Chelsea-Villa(1/H/3,4,5)
Arsenil-Fulham(x/A)
Palace-Portsmouth(x/H)
Everton-Man. City(1/A)
Man. United-Bolton(1/A,1,3)
Norwich-Tottenham(2/A)
Blackburn-Newcastle(x/H)
Birmingham-Middlesbrough(2/H)
West Brom-Liverpool(2/A)
28/12/2004
Bolton-Blackburn(1/A)
Charlton-Everton(2/H)
Fulham-Birmingham(1/A)
Man. City-West Brom(1/H)
Middlesbrough-Norwich(1/H)
Portsmouth-Chelsea(2/H)
Tottenham-Palace(1/A)
Liverpool-Southampton(1/H)
Villa-Man. United(2/H)
29/12/04
Newcastle-Arsenil(x/A)
01/01/05
Liverpool-Chelsea(1/H)
Fulham-Palace(x/A)
Villa-Blackburn(1/H)
Bolton-West Brom(1/H)
Charlton-Arsenil(x/H)
Newcastle-Birmingham(x/A)
Portsmouth-Norwich(1/A)
Tottenham-Everton(x/A)
Man. City-Southampton(1/H)
Middlesbrough-Man. United(x,2/H)
03/01/05
Norwich-Liverpool(2/A)
Blackburn-Charlton(2/H)
Palace-Villa(2/H)
West Brom-Newcastle(2/A)
04/01/05
Arsenil-Man. City(x/A)
Birmingham-Bolton(2/H)
Chelsea-Middlesbrough(1/H)
Everton-Portsmouth(1/A)
Man. United-Tottenham(1/A)
05/01/05
Southampton-Fulham(2/A)
and well well well..this is the worst...we have news that it's twice the trouble for Once Caldas,losing Intercontinential Cup finalists,as their coach was shot in the neck during a robbery and was paralysed...terrible...and Caso is also sacked as Lazio coach...new coach unknown... and Julio Cesar the Flamengo goalie is signing for Inter...wait...mr Moratti is spending more and more on a huge truckload of duds again...Adriano not counted...and what the fuck...what the dugout times didn't know is that Carlos Tevez is not going to Kiev or Madrid...argh...he's now at Sao Paulo with Corinthians...what's this shady deal about...i wouldn't mind if he wore Dinamo colours...but then we dunno why...Roman Abramovich got plan or not...wait...he's my hero...so we hope arsenil isn't bullshitting about this to batter Chelsea's reputation
Thursday, December 23, 2004
well we had spanish league during the past two days and seems like we realli realli suffered a huge loss
Farcelona 2 Levante 1--as expected we hit all...so it ain't so ccb after all...they god of wealth ma
Betis 1 Atletico 0--it's not the win that's important...cuz Senor Luiz de Lopera is bullshitting about Joaquin not leaving Betis...cuz he didn't wear betis home jersey for sevilla derby...the end is...roman abramovich will not buy such a story if he had money...juz ask arsenil who had bought reyes...got wear home jersey or not still sell
Deportivo 2 Zaragoza 3--nearly hit all as deportivo are next victims of the dortmund rot
Athletic 4 Mallorca 0---now full power liao...wait...we didn't hit total goals
Valencia 3 Espanyol 0--it takes 90 mins to win a game even if you scored 0 or 100 goals...but it can take less than 1 min to lose the game...as Los Pericos learnt the super hard way...wait first...they only concede 2 at the end but they concede 7 cards...captian kena 2 and a straight red card at another means they si liao
Real Madrid 0 Sevilla 1--here's a story from Andalucia...Betis says they defeated Farca...but the Red side of Seville would say Farca went into a trap in the Ruiz de Lopera..then they proceed to say they defeated Real Madrid at home...so who's better...we dunno...then there's another story from Sports-Center...the story of Beauty and the Beast...actually the story of Beckham and Baptista..the galaticos shoot shoot and shoot...no goal...and they even got offside...but "the Beast" proceeded to tear up the Bernabeu..so this Beauty and Beast story has no happy ending
The End...we can only give you EPL stuff on saturday
Farcelona 2 Levante 1--as expected we hit all...so it ain't so ccb after all...they god of wealth ma
Betis 1 Atletico 0--it's not the win that's important...cuz Senor Luiz de Lopera is bullshitting about Joaquin not leaving Betis...cuz he didn't wear betis home jersey for sevilla derby...the end is...roman abramovich will not buy such a story if he had money...juz ask arsenil who had bought reyes...got wear home jersey or not still sell
Deportivo 2 Zaragoza 3--nearly hit all as deportivo are next victims of the dortmund rot
Athletic 4 Mallorca 0---now full power liao...wait...we didn't hit total goals
Valencia 3 Espanyol 0--it takes 90 mins to win a game even if you scored 0 or 100 goals...but it can take less than 1 min to lose the game...as Los Pericos learnt the super hard way...wait first...they only concede 2 at the end but they concede 7 cards...captian kena 2 and a straight red card at another means they si liao
Real Madrid 0 Sevilla 1--here's a story from Andalucia...Betis says they defeated Farca...but the Red side of Seville would say Farca went into a trap in the Ruiz de Lopera..then they proceed to say they defeated Real Madrid at home...so who's better...we dunno...then there's another story from Sports-Center...the story of Beauty and the Beast...actually the story of Beckham and Baptista..the galaticos shoot shoot and shoot...no goal...and they even got offside...but "the Beast" proceeded to tear up the Bernabeu..so this Beauty and Beast story has no happy ending
The End...we can only give you EPL stuff on saturday
Monday, December 20, 2004
bad news: fenerfarce is leading until 28 jan...
and bad news also...we lost out heavily...
EPL
Birmingham - West Brom (x/A/2,4) obviously we only hit total goals
Blackburn - Everton (2/H/2,3) all miss except 0.5goal
Bolton - Man. City (1/A/1,3) bloody hell...total goal and half goal tio
Chelsea - Norwich (1/H/4,5) all hit
Middlesbrough - Villa (x/A/2,4) didn't hit any
Tottenham - Southampton (1/A/3,4) ok...only 1x2
Man. United - Palace (1/H/2,3) tsao poh liao...7 goals instead
Liverpool - Newcastle (1,x/A/1,2) only 1x2 accurate
Portsmouth - Arsenil (x/H/2,4) f the nil gang lah
Ligue 1
Monaco- Bordeaux (1/A/1,3) piang eh all didn't hit
PSG - Metz (1/A/1,3) only 1x2 and half goal
Ajaccio - Lille (2/A/2,4) knn...ran out of luck as many ppl go corsica draw
Auxerre - Nice (1/A/1,3) 4-3 means i missed out on total goals
Nantes - Sochaux (x,2/H/1,2,3) only 1x2 and 0.5 goal
Serie A
Juventus - Milan (x/A(actually no worth betting here)/0,2,4) actually all hit
Roma - Parma (x/A/0,2) no hits
Udinese - Lazio (1/A/1,2) sent 3 in...so only 1x2
Fiorentina - Chievo (x/H/2,4)
Internazionale - Brescia (x,1/A/2,4) lucky inter won
Lecce - Sampdoria (1/A/2,3) piang eh...gross mishit
Palermo - Cagliari (x/H/0,4) the only thing i remember was a palermo win
Primera Liga
Racing - Real Madrid (2/A/2,3) si beh heng sial...all thanks to zidane...wait...5 goals
Farcelona - Valencia (x/A/2,4) all hit...no wonder farce jackpot la
Zaragoza - Athletic (1/A/1,3) terbam...no hits
Numancia - Espanyol (2/A/2,4) i only remember espanyol win
Sevilla - Betis (x/A/2,4,0) 3 min blitz per half=no payouts
Atletico - Deportivo(x/H/2,0) so how...atletico escaped so no hits
this week got Spanish Liga..as always tips are as follows
21/12/04
Farcelona - Levante (1/A/1,3)
Betis - Atletico (x/H/0,2)
22/12/04
Deportivo - Zaragoza (x,2/H/1,3)
Athletic - Mallorca (1/H/2,3)
Valencia - Espanyol (??..but i'll go for this tip...x/A/2,4)
Real Madrid - Sevilla (1/A/2,3)
and Santos wins the brasilliero for the 2nd time in 3 years...and that spells the end of robinho's time in santos as there would be a huge queue of clubs queing for his signature
and bad news also...we lost out heavily...
EPL
Birmingham - West Brom (x/A/2,4) obviously we only hit total goals
Blackburn - Everton (2/H/2,3) all miss except 0.5goal
Bolton - Man. City (1/A/1,3) bloody hell...total goal and half goal tio
Chelsea - Norwich (1/H/4,5) all hit
Middlesbrough - Villa (x/A/2,4) didn't hit any
Tottenham - Southampton (1/A/3,4) ok...only 1x2
Man. United - Palace (1/H/2,3) tsao poh liao...7 goals instead
Liverpool - Newcastle (1,x/A/1,2) only 1x2 accurate
Portsmouth - Arsenil (x/H/2,4) f the nil gang lah
Ligue 1
Monaco- Bordeaux (1/A/1,3) piang eh all didn't hit
PSG - Metz (1/A/1,3) only 1x2 and half goal
Ajaccio - Lille (2/A/2,4) knn...ran out of luck as many ppl go corsica draw
Auxerre - Nice (1/A/1,3) 4-3 means i missed out on total goals
Nantes - Sochaux (x,2/H/1,2,3) only 1x2 and 0.5 goal
Serie A
Juventus - Milan (x/A(actually no worth betting here)/0,2,4) actually all hit
Roma - Parma (x/A/0,2) no hits
Udinese - Lazio (1/A/1,2) sent 3 in...so only 1x2
Fiorentina - Chievo (x/H/2,4)
Internazionale - Brescia (x,1/A/2,4) lucky inter won
Lecce - Sampdoria (1/A/2,3) piang eh...gross mishit
Palermo - Cagliari (x/H/0,4) the only thing i remember was a palermo win
Primera Liga
Racing - Real Madrid (2/A/2,3) si beh heng sial...all thanks to zidane...wait...5 goals
Farcelona - Valencia (x/A/2,4) all hit...no wonder farce jackpot la
Zaragoza - Athletic (1/A/1,3) terbam...no hits
Numancia - Espanyol (2/A/2,4) i only remember espanyol win
Sevilla - Betis (x/A/2,4,0) 3 min blitz per half=no payouts
Atletico - Deportivo(x/H/2,0) so how...atletico escaped so no hits
this week got Spanish Liga..as always tips are as follows
21/12/04
Farcelona - Levante (1/A/1,3)
Betis - Atletico (x/H/0,2)
22/12/04
Deportivo - Zaragoza (x,2/H/1,3)
Athletic - Mallorca (1/H/2,3)
Valencia - Espanyol (??..but i'll go for this tip...x/A/2,4)
Real Madrid - Sevilla (1/A/2,3)
and Santos wins the brasilliero for the 2nd time in 3 years...and that spells the end of robinho's time in santos as there would be a huge queue of clubs queing for his signature
Saturday, December 18, 2004
well...Posting for PAE is out...and me called that hotline...and the voice recording said...
"You have been posted to...Innova...Science"
well dat's the new jc...too bad i didn't go to CJC as i thought out to be...but since god has decided that i make a good pioneer batch...you go...woodlands? neva mind...juz wait 3 mths and everythings okay...well...not quite...but then...in the end o level results are still the ultimate factor in posting to your final jc...wait...i hope moe doesn't make me stay at innova even if i got 9 pts since i'm goin straight to a good jc...raffles perhaps...although a lot told me i'm sorta dreamin...wait...no foregone conclusions yet as to how i'll do
and unpredecented is two consecutive days playing CS...haiz...spent $10 in 2 days...argh
and then...out went xl and jes..in came cer,winnie and maybe emily...but sihan is unconfirmed case...as the prom time ticks by...somehow my heart beat is getting irregular,...and then how to borrow my chunky digicam from dad is another question...anyhow christmas' round the corner and i really wish for Osama to die...among other wishes...
and then that stupid cabby dunno where's TJC yesterday and made me pay a lot plus making me run from bedok south flats there to temasek...anyhow got see shortie...so ticket not wasted...she went to saints by the way...and joked with me that i can go JB after school if i got my passport with me...hahaha...only talk for a few min and then she went back to perform as a guest player for the concert...and the lion king video that they played while a piece is on is quite corny...hahaha...
ok...countdown to prom...5...4...3...2...1...???
yeah it came quite late...but then we wait until the lyon-marseille game to end before we proceed to count winnings for the weekday games...
latest update:Lyon 1 Marseille 1 (go tiu the Pools la...only half goal tio...and then the shinmin tipsters got it all wrong...)
and then UEFA cup lose very very very big...
Hearts 0 FTC 1 (wtf...only the half goal tio...)
Newcastle 1 Sporting 1 (at least this one no prob as we hit all)
Basel 1 Feyenoord 0 (of course tio all)
Liege 1 Athletic Bilbao 7 (lost a lot of cash going for Belgians and then they all got knocked out)
Parma 3 Besiktas 2 (lose and you're out...and ok...ppl who listened to me obviously lost...sorry)
Brugge 1 Zaragoza 1 (pah lan liao for Brugge but tipsters all earn big)
Utrecht 1 Austria 2 (no comment then,no comment until now)
Sochaux 1 Panonios 0 (only 1x2 hit)
and then yesterday UEFA drew champs league and cup schedules...
Champs League
Farcelona vs Chelsea
Bayern vs Arsenil
Real Madrid vs Juventus
Man U vs AC Milan
Porto vs Inter Milan
PSV vs Monaco
Liverpool vs Bayer Leverkusen
Werder Bremen vs Lyon
UEFA Cup
Valencia vs Steaua
GAK vs Boro
Hereenveen vs Newcastle
Basel vs Lille OSC
Parma vs Stuttgart
Sporting CP vs Feyenoord
Aachen vs AZ
Austria vs Athletic Bilbao
Partizan vs Dnipro
Ajax vs Auxerre
CSKA Moscow vs Benfica
Fenerfarce vs Zaragoza
Panathinaikos vs Sevilla
Shakhtar vs Schalke
Olympiacos vs Sochaux
Dinamo Kiev vs Villareal
as far as the betting ministry are concerned they are praying that lille wins 1-0 again and again and again so that...i dunno...cuz punters are always eating such games up...
latest update:Lyon 1 Marseille 1 (go tiu the Pools la...only half goal tio...and then the shinmin tipsters got it all wrong...)
and then UEFA cup lose very very very big...
Hearts 0 FTC 1 (wtf...only the half goal tio...)
Newcastle 1 Sporting 1 (at least this one no prob as we hit all)
Basel 1 Feyenoord 0 (of course tio all)
Liege 1 Athletic Bilbao 7 (lost a lot of cash going for Belgians and then they all got knocked out)
Parma 3 Besiktas 2 (lose and you're out...and ok...ppl who listened to me obviously lost...sorry)
Brugge 1 Zaragoza 1 (pah lan liao for Brugge but tipsters all earn big)
Utrecht 1 Austria 2 (no comment then,no comment until now)
Sochaux 1 Panonios 0 (only 1x2 hit)
and then yesterday UEFA drew champs league and cup schedules...
Champs League
Farcelona vs Chelsea
Bayern vs Arsenil
Real Madrid vs Juventus
Man U vs AC Milan
Porto vs Inter Milan
PSV vs Monaco
Liverpool vs Bayer Leverkusen
Werder Bremen vs Lyon
UEFA Cup
Valencia vs Steaua
GAK vs Boro
Hereenveen vs Newcastle
Basel vs Lille OSC
Parma vs Stuttgart
Sporting CP vs Feyenoord
Aachen vs AZ
Austria vs Athletic Bilbao
Partizan vs Dnipro
Ajax vs Auxerre
CSKA Moscow vs Benfica
Fenerfarce vs Zaragoza
Panathinaikos vs Sevilla
Shakhtar vs Schalke
Olympiacos vs Sochaux
Dinamo Kiev vs Villareal
as far as the betting ministry are concerned they are praying that lille wins 1-0 again and again and again so that...i dunno...cuz punters are always eating such games up...
Thursday, December 16, 2004
tabulate winnings now...from the results you may feel there's a huge loss
Boro 0 Partizan 3
Rangers 2 Auxerre 0
GAK 0 AZ 2
Hereenveen 0 Beveren 1
Stuttgart 1 Dinamo Zagreb 2
Villareal 0 Egaleo 4
Lille 0 Sevilla 1
AEK 2 Aachen 0
(flip opposite the numbers...n u get the real...I SAY REAL...results just now)
so here's our score card
Boro-FK Partizan:no hits
Rangers-Auxerre:1x2
GAK-AZ:didn't bet
Hereenveen-Beveren:also didn't bet
Stuttgart-Dinamo:1x2,total goals
Villareal-Egaleo:1x2
Lille-Sevilla:ALL HIT
AEK-AA:no betting here...so safe
conclusion:i dunno why the Dugout Times is always so lucky with Lille one...
and we really are against the Official Pools classifying Lyon vs Marseille as International Football...cuz i believe IF is only taken to mean games between national teams and not those types of non-EPL,non-Serie A,Non-Bundesliga,non-Primera Liga games...and anyhow The Dugout Times never liked predicting Internationals cuz it's too hard to guess who will win and too easy to lose money and vice versa...some matchups are so bullshitty punter lose money lah...so we swear by Club football...even if that sepp blatter is bullshitting about homegrown talent
Boro 0 Partizan 3
Rangers 2 Auxerre 0
GAK 0 AZ 2
Hereenveen 0 Beveren 1
Stuttgart 1 Dinamo Zagreb 2
Villareal 0 Egaleo 4
Lille 0 Sevilla 1
AEK 2 Aachen 0
(flip opposite the numbers...n u get the real...I SAY REAL...results just now)
so here's our score card
Boro-FK Partizan:no hits
Rangers-Auxerre:1x2
GAK-AZ:didn't bet
Hereenveen-Beveren:also didn't bet
Stuttgart-Dinamo:1x2,total goals
Villareal-Egaleo:1x2
Lille-Sevilla:ALL HIT
AEK-AA:no betting here...so safe
conclusion:i dunno why the Dugout Times is always so lucky with Lille one...
and we really are against the Official Pools classifying Lyon vs Marseille as International Football...cuz i believe IF is only taken to mean games between national teams and not those types of non-EPL,non-Serie A,Non-Bundesliga,non-Primera Liga games...and anyhow The Dugout Times never liked predicting Internationals cuz it's too hard to guess who will win and too easy to lose money and vice versa...some matchups are so bullshitty punter lose money lah...so we swear by Club football...even if that sepp blatter is bullshitting about homegrown talent
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
wellwellwell...uefa cup fixtures haven't start yet...so we crack some nuts here...according to UEFA they have decided to ban Angulo for 7 matches which means he miss all of Valencia's UEFA Cup fixtures...the thing is...the newspapers know how to count or not...uefa counted and they said...at least semi finals...second leg...and then sporting have some business to do...
and i wonder why UEFA clamps down on flares so much...CSKA and PSG all kena after doing flamethrowers last week...and PSG were fined 7800 euro apart from being out of action while CSKA kena 3250 and valencia kena 26000 (estimates at 40000 and 34000 are out of the point) while Werder kena 3250 also
and to remove frills...we decide to give you matches to bet in advance...except for some surprise late nite kangtao to be announced one day before kickoff
EPL
18/12/04
Birmingham - West Brom (x/A/2,4)
Blackburn - Everton (2/H/2,3)
Bolton - Man. City (1/A/1,3)
Chelsea - Norwich (1/H/4,5)
Middlesbrough - Villa (x/A/2,4)
Tottenham - Southampton (1/A/3,4)
Man. United - Palace (1/H/2,3)
19/12/04
Liverpool - Newcastle (1,x/A/1,2)
Portsmouth - Arsenil (x/H/2,4)
20/12/04
Charlton - Fulham (x/A/0,2)
Ligue 1 (Last week before Winter Break)
17/12/04
Lyon - Marseille (1/A/1,3)
18/12/04
Monaco - Bordeaux (1/A/1,3)
PSG - Metz (1/A/1,3)
Ajaccio - Lille (2/A/2,4)
Auxerre - Nice (1/A/1,3)
19/12/04
Nantes - Sochaux (x,2/H/1,2,3)
Serie A (Also last week before break)
18/12/04
Juventus - Milan (x/A(actually no worth betting here)/0,2,4)
19/12/04
Roma - Parma (x/A/0,2)
Udinese - Lazio (1/A/1,2)
Fiorentina - Chievo (x/H/2,4)
Internazionale - Brescia (x,1/A/2,4)
Lecce - Sampdoria (1/A/2,3)
Palermo - Cagliari (x/H/0,4)
Primera Liga
18/12/04
Racing - Real Madrid (2/A/2,3)
Farcelona - Valencia (x/A/2,4)
19/12/04
Zaragoza - Athletic (1/A/1,3)
Numancia - Espanyol (2/A/2,4)
Sevilla - Betis (x/A/2,4,0)
Atlético - Deportivo(x/H/2,0)
that's all for now...late nite kangtao coming in the next few days
and i wonder why UEFA clamps down on flares so much...CSKA and PSG all kena after doing flamethrowers last week...and PSG were fined 7800 euro apart from being out of action while CSKA kena 3250 and valencia kena 26000 (estimates at 40000 and 34000 are out of the point) while Werder kena 3250 also
and to remove frills...we decide to give you matches to bet in advance...except for some surprise late nite kangtao to be announced one day before kickoff
EPL
18/12/04
Birmingham - West Brom (x/A/2,4)
Blackburn - Everton (2/H/2,3)
Bolton - Man. City (1/A/1,3)
Chelsea - Norwich (1/H/4,5)
Middlesbrough - Villa (x/A/2,4)
Tottenham - Southampton (1/A/3,4)
Man. United - Palace (1/H/2,3)
19/12/04
Liverpool - Newcastle (1,x/A/1,2)
Portsmouth - Arsenil (x/H/2,4)
20/12/04
Charlton - Fulham (x/A/0,2)
Ligue 1 (Last week before Winter Break)
17/12/04
Lyon - Marseille (1/A/1,3)
18/12/04
Monaco - Bordeaux (1/A/1,3)
PSG - Metz (1/A/1,3)
Ajaccio - Lille (2/A/2,4)
Auxerre - Nice (1/A/1,3)
19/12/04
Nantes - Sochaux (x,2/H/1,2,3)
Serie A (Also last week before break)
18/12/04
Juventus - Milan (x/A(actually no worth betting here)/0,2,4)
19/12/04
Roma - Parma (x/A/0,2)
Udinese - Lazio (1/A/1,2)
Fiorentina - Chievo (x/H/2,4)
Internazionale - Brescia (x,1/A/2,4)
Lecce - Sampdoria (1/A/2,3)
Palermo - Cagliari (x/H/0,4)
Primera Liga
18/12/04
Racing - Real Madrid (2/A/2,3)
Farcelona - Valencia (x/A/2,4)
19/12/04
Zaragoza - Athletic (1/A/1,3)
Numancia - Espanyol (2/A/2,4)
Sevilla - Betis (x/A/2,4,0)
Atlético - Deportivo(x/H/2,0)
that's all for now...late nite kangtao coming in the next few days
Monday, December 13, 2004
wellwellwell...sat play 3h lan...sunday bore the hell...and thengot star awards which's quite boring...and juz hope i can book a room for prom...bron,sihan,jeslyn,xianglong,van tan(maybe)...me...call tomorrow see how la
obviously the betting ministry has suffered heavy losses yesterday...here's the results...
Villa 2 Birmingham 1 (actually i should have given 1...but tipster error in birmingham's favour gifts punters a lot of money)
Arsenil 2 Chelski 2 (what the fuck...no win...the only thing is...total goal and half goal all correct one...no escape and that henry is an arse la...the kayu ref say some crap already then he shot goal without prior permission...suck cock la)
M'Gladbach 1 Leverkusen 1 (obviously they hit jackpot...)
Wolfsburg 5 Arminia 0 (total goal is incorrect...other than that...it's just eat all the way)
PSV 3 Feyenoord 3 (doggone it...i dunno how inexplicable can it be...but since they can't defeat PSV...you might as well start saying the latter will do an unbeaten season)
Bologna 1 Juve 1 (wah si beh accurate la)
Brescia 0 Roma 1 (at least they saved themselves...but then we 1x2 didn't hit)
Chievo 2 Palermo 1 (only 0.5 goal hit...as they turned on)
Reggina 3 Cagliari 2 (so what...they still assured of top flight status...not like reggina...dunno if they will kena or not)
Milan 6 Fiorentina 0 (what a comprehensive win...with an owngoal to boot...but then apparently we only hit on 1x2)
Siena 2 Inter 2 (ok...they got pelted with panforte...and it's 12th draw of the season...guai lan record in the making)
Sochaux 1 PSG 2 (erm...si beh kan...we lose money again...well not quite cuz half goal and total goal also win)
Galatasaray 1 Fenerfarce 0 (power profit sial...only total goal didn't)
Betis 2 Racing 1 (ole..hit sial)
Depor 2 Sevilla 2 (no hit)
Osasuna 2 Zaragoza 2 (draw and half goal hit)
Valencia 1 Numancia 0 (well...los che made to work very hard to beat a team condemned for the drop...how crappy is it)
Espanyol 2 Mallorca 1 (maximum amount of money for punters listening to my advice)
Real Madrid - Real Sociedad - (suck cock lah...the game still 1-1 then suddenly got bomb hoax...so they evacuate people...then there's a multiple choice poll the police would have attempted to check possibility of who attacking...choices include...who would do such a hoax...A)ETA B)Farca Hooligans and Catalan Nationalists C)Al Qaeda D)a rude joke )
and as always here's the Betting Ministry providing you with the tips for the UEFA Cup last round
15/12/2004
Middlesbrough - Partizan (lets see...since a draw doesn't matter much...let's go for a draw...x/Partizan/0,2)
Rangers - Auxerre (okok...those Burgundians are winning this one...2/Rangers/1,3)
GAK - Alkmaar (skip)
Heerenveen - Beveren (skip...cuz herenveen will win big)
Stuttgart - Dinamo Zagreb (skip too...1/stuttgart/2,3,4)
Villarreal - Egaleo (skip 3...1/egaleo/1,3)
Lille - Sevilla (big match...and we wonder if we will be second time lucky betting lille again or we lose big...no harm trying 1/Sevilla/1,3)
AEK - Aachen (no comment here)
16/12/2004
Hearts - Ferencváros (scots win...1/hearts/2,4)
Newcastle - Sporting (...why not we go for a draw...suits both...x/sporting/0,2)
Basel - Feyenoord (dunno if the swiss would win...so wide open...1,x/Basel/0,1,2,3)
Standard - Athletic (okok...since athletic away form is uninspiring...lets root for a belgian win...1/athletic,1,3)
Parma - Besiktas (turks win...2/parma/1,3,5)
Club Brugge - Zaragoza (that's serious...and seriously we would be hard pressed to consider brugge as zaragoza is on a bald patch...1,x/Brugge/0,1,2)
Utrecht - Austria (no comment)
Sochaux - Panionios (eat up...even if PSG came...1/sochaux/2,3)
that's it
Villa 2 Birmingham 1 (actually i should have given 1...but tipster error in birmingham's favour gifts punters a lot of money)
Arsenil 2 Chelski 2 (what the fuck...no win...the only thing is...total goal and half goal all correct one...no escape and that henry is an arse la...the kayu ref say some crap already then he shot goal without prior permission...suck cock la)
M'Gladbach 1 Leverkusen 1 (obviously they hit jackpot...)
Wolfsburg 5 Arminia 0 (total goal is incorrect...other than that...it's just eat all the way)
PSV 3 Feyenoord 3 (doggone it...i dunno how inexplicable can it be...but since they can't defeat PSV...you might as well start saying the latter will do an unbeaten season)
Bologna 1 Juve 1 (wah si beh accurate la)
Brescia 0 Roma 1 (at least they saved themselves...but then we 1x2 didn't hit)
Chievo 2 Palermo 1 (only 0.5 goal hit...as they turned on)
Reggina 3 Cagliari 2 (so what...they still assured of top flight status...not like reggina...dunno if they will kena or not)
Milan 6 Fiorentina 0 (what a comprehensive win...with an owngoal to boot...but then apparently we only hit on 1x2)
Siena 2 Inter 2 (ok...they got pelted with panforte...and it's 12th draw of the season...guai lan record in the making)
Sochaux 1 PSG 2 (erm...si beh kan...we lose money again...well not quite cuz half goal and total goal also win)
Galatasaray 1 Fenerfarce 0 (power profit sial...only total goal didn't)
Betis 2 Racing 1 (ole..hit sial)
Depor 2 Sevilla 2 (no hit)
Osasuna 2 Zaragoza 2 (draw and half goal hit)
Valencia 1 Numancia 0 (well...los che made to work very hard to beat a team condemned for the drop...how crappy is it)
Espanyol 2 Mallorca 1 (maximum amount of money for punters listening to my advice)
Real Madrid - Real Sociedad - (suck cock lah...the game still 1-1 then suddenly got bomb hoax...so they evacuate people...then there's a multiple choice poll the police would have attempted to check possibility of who attacking...choices include...who would do such a hoax...A)ETA B)Farca Hooligans and Catalan Nationalists C)Al Qaeda D)a rude joke )
and as always here's the Betting Ministry providing you with the tips for the UEFA Cup last round
15/12/2004
Middlesbrough - Partizan (lets see...since a draw doesn't matter much...let's go for a draw...x/Partizan/0,2)
Rangers - Auxerre (okok...those Burgundians are winning this one...2/Rangers/1,3)
GAK - Alkmaar (skip)
Heerenveen - Beveren (skip...cuz herenveen will win big)
Stuttgart - Dinamo Zagreb (skip too...1/stuttgart/2,3,4)
Villarreal - Egaleo (skip 3...1/egaleo/1,3)
Lille - Sevilla (big match...and we wonder if we will be second time lucky betting lille again or we lose big...no harm trying 1/Sevilla/1,3)
AEK - Aachen (no comment here)
16/12/2004
Hearts - Ferencváros (scots win...1/hearts/2,4)
Newcastle - Sporting (...why not we go for a draw...suits both...x/sporting/0,2)
Basel - Feyenoord (dunno if the swiss would win...so wide open...1,x/Basel/0,1,2,3)
Standard - Athletic (okok...since athletic away form is uninspiring...lets root for a belgian win...1/athletic,1,3)
Parma - Besiktas (turks win...2/parma/1,3,5)
Club Brugge - Zaragoza (that's serious...and seriously we would be hard pressed to consider brugge as zaragoza is on a bald patch...1,x/Brugge/0,1,2)
Utrecht - Austria (no comment)
Sochaux - Panionios (eat up...even if PSG came...1/sochaux/2,3)
that's it
Sunday, December 12, 2004
latest news...Feyenoord 1 PSV 3
F:Kalou (49)
PSV:Cocu (6) Farfan (24) Beasley (70)
and with that...PSV starts romping towards the eredivisie..since ajax also lost....there's the highest chance psv will win
and a christmas wish for me is to get goal tv and obtain live french and dutch league scores...
F:Kalou (49)
PSV:Cocu (6) Farfan (24) Beasley (70)
and with that...PSV starts romping towards the eredivisie..since ajax also lost....there's the highest chance psv will win
and a christmas wish for me is to get goal tv and obtain live french and dutch league scores...
start eating now...
currently it's extra time at tokyo where porto and once caldas drew 0-0 in regulation time and now it meant i hit on the draw and once caldas half goal choice...and the exact score is hit by the shin min tipsters...best in the world
and what's life without EPL and soccer...dun say we didn't give any results to go with the betting tips
Newcastle 1 Portsmouth 1 (dreadful defending by magpies allow them to be fished up and stoned...so only hit Portsmouth on 1/2 goal)
WBA 0 Charlton 1 (complete hit...)
Southampton 2 Boro 2 (a mishit in betting terms as i didn't hit anything)
Norwich 3 Bolton 2 (how bad is it...0-1 then 1-1 then 1-2 but just how they cocked out iremains unknown..so punters got caught red handed)
Man City 0 Spurs 1 (wah si beh hit all...system entry)
Everton 1 Liverpool 0 (truthfully Liverpool looked crappy and so Everton won...too bad we only won on the half goal bet)
Palace 0 Blackburn 0 (so how...both drop la...and we won nothing here)
conclusion:cockouts evident in 1x2...always safe in half goal
Marseille 0 Auxerre 1 (only half goal tio the rest pao tang)
Bastia 0 Monaco 2 (seems like those principality people are too tough for such islanders...except for 1x2..the rest all exact hit)
Bordeaux 0 Lyon 0 (erm...sober hangover but then no energy to fight already...so we only hit on half goal)
Lille 2 Nantes 1 (i dunno why i'm so lucky with Lille....all predictions concerning them all accurate one...so hit all lor)
Conclusion:you know what...we expect Lille to win le Championnat
Bayern 2 Stuttgart 2 (eh so how...cham one...we wonder if stuttgart threw away their lead to gift bayern the winter champions crown...only stuttgart on half goal win)
Hansa 1 Dortmund 1 (si beh lan one...now dortmund is in bigger trouble than previously thought...and they trouble punter also trouble)
Schalke 1 Freiburg 1 (wah piang cock out la...only total goal win)
Bremen 1 Kaiserslautern 1 (si beh cham...again only total goal win)
conclusion:wah piang eh...draw only serve to make our business look even more cham
Lazio 3 Lecce 3 (score a lot of goal but then the shortcomings of Czech technology is shown by a leaky defence untypical of Italy...and then we didn't hit anything...f lah)
Albacete 1 Farcelona 2 (well...they avoided a match fixing farce but then...we only hit 1x2...the punters who "listened" to me obviously aren't prepared for albacete to bolt themselves up in the carlos belmonte and then score)
Athletic 1 Atletico 0 (the people who listened to my advice obviously profited heavily from athletic's home form...cuz they hit everything)
conclusion:dun trust farcelona now that a lot of teams clam up...better go for teams with a proven home record
Anderlecht 2 Brugge 1 (yeah go fuck some dogs...so inaccurate one...but then all isn't lost...we at least hit on total and half goals...but then 1x2 never profit a lot one...so never mind...except the blue army are seen clutching their bloody asses back to Jan Breydel instead of barrels of gueuze)
and yeah...as needed here's heineken cup results...i mean rugby...cuz no more games to report until later...down with arsenil
Ulster vs Stade Francais 18-10
Calvisano vs Biarritz 17-48
Bath vs Bennetton Treviso 47-7
Blues vs Gloucester 16-23
Quins vs Ospreys 19-46
Toulouse vs Saints 25-13
Munster vs Castres 36-8
Edinburgh vs Falcons 10-13
Perpignan vs Dragons 32-9
and hail jonny wilkinson...he's back with a bang and we were wondering if il azzuri would lose all their matches in the six nations...now that they are also affected by the year of the zlatan phenomenon...all wannna go back home and watch zlatan ibrahimovic one...cuz they bet in soccer and they wanna win so much esp from juventus...so they juz anyhow play lor...also they wanna see how many more draw inter milan can garner in their "38 game unbeaten streak" so they so easy kena thrash,...nah i'm crapping
currently it's extra time at tokyo where porto and once caldas drew 0-0 in regulation time and now it meant i hit on the draw and once caldas half goal choice...and the exact score is hit by the shin min tipsters...best in the world
and what's life without EPL and soccer...dun say we didn't give any results to go with the betting tips
Newcastle 1 Portsmouth 1 (dreadful defending by magpies allow them to be fished up and stoned...so only hit Portsmouth on 1/2 goal)
WBA 0 Charlton 1 (complete hit...)
Southampton 2 Boro 2 (a mishit in betting terms as i didn't hit anything)
Norwich 3 Bolton 2 (how bad is it...0-1 then 1-1 then 1-2 but just how they cocked out iremains unknown..so punters got caught red handed)
Man City 0 Spurs 1 (wah si beh hit all...system entry)
Everton 1 Liverpool 0 (truthfully Liverpool looked crappy and so Everton won...too bad we only won on the half goal bet)
Palace 0 Blackburn 0 (so how...both drop la...and we won nothing here)
conclusion:cockouts evident in 1x2...always safe in half goal
Marseille 0 Auxerre 1 (only half goal tio the rest pao tang)
Bastia 0 Monaco 2 (seems like those principality people are too tough for such islanders...except for 1x2..the rest all exact hit)
Bordeaux 0 Lyon 0 (erm...sober hangover but then no energy to fight already...so we only hit on half goal)
Lille 2 Nantes 1 (i dunno why i'm so lucky with Lille....all predictions concerning them all accurate one...so hit all lor)
Conclusion:you know what...we expect Lille to win le Championnat
Bayern 2 Stuttgart 2 (eh so how...cham one...we wonder if stuttgart threw away their lead to gift bayern the winter champions crown...only stuttgart on half goal win)
Hansa 1 Dortmund 1 (si beh lan one...now dortmund is in bigger trouble than previously thought...and they trouble punter also trouble)
Schalke 1 Freiburg 1 (wah piang cock out la...only total goal win)
Bremen 1 Kaiserslautern 1 (si beh cham...again only total goal win)
conclusion:wah piang eh...draw only serve to make our business look even more cham
Lazio 3 Lecce 3 (score a lot of goal but then the shortcomings of Czech technology is shown by a leaky defence untypical of Italy...and then we didn't hit anything...f lah)
Albacete 1 Farcelona 2 (well...they avoided a match fixing farce but then...we only hit 1x2...the punters who "listened" to me obviously aren't prepared for albacete to bolt themselves up in the carlos belmonte and then score)
Athletic 1 Atletico 0 (the people who listened to my advice obviously profited heavily from athletic's home form...cuz they hit everything)
conclusion:dun trust farcelona now that a lot of teams clam up...better go for teams with a proven home record
Anderlecht 2 Brugge 1 (yeah go fuck some dogs...so inaccurate one...but then all isn't lost...we at least hit on total and half goals...but then 1x2 never profit a lot one...so never mind...except the blue army are seen clutching their bloody asses back to Jan Breydel instead of barrels of gueuze)
and yeah...as needed here's heineken cup results...i mean rugby...cuz no more games to report until later...down with arsenil
Ulster vs Stade Francais 18-10
Calvisano vs Biarritz 17-48
Bath vs Bennetton Treviso 47-7
Blues vs Gloucester 16-23
Quins vs Ospreys 19-46
Toulouse vs Saints 25-13
Munster vs Castres 36-8
Edinburgh vs Falcons 10-13
Perpignan vs Dragons 32-9
and hail jonny wilkinson...he's back with a bang and we were wondering if il azzuri would lose all their matches in the six nations...now that they are also affected by the year of the zlatan phenomenon...all wannna go back home and watch zlatan ibrahimovic one...cuz they bet in soccer and they wanna win so much esp from juventus...so they juz anyhow play lor...also they wanna see how many more draw inter milan can garner in their "38 game unbeaten streak" so they so easy kena thrash,...nah i'm crapping
Saturday, December 11, 2004
well...late kangtao coming...
Porto vs Once Caldas (erm...since we dunno much about Once Caldas and then Porto's form is only so so even if they defeated chelsea on wednesday...a safe move is root for a porto win or a draw...1,x/OC/2,3)
and then we decide to cover Heineken Cup rugby because we are damn sure there will be little soccer action in the weeks to come as bundesliga goes off first and then the spanish,belgian,french and italian leagues stop next week
so here's a result first...Bourgoin 23 Leinster 26...(HT:13-12) and the Irish were made to work harder after winning 92-17 at home last week...
and today's matches are as follows...
Ulster vs Stade Francais
Calvisano vs Biarritz
Bath vs Bennetton Treviso
Blues vs Gloucester
Quins vs Ospreys
Toulouse vs Saints
Munster vs Castres
Edinburgh vs Falcons
Perpignan vs Dragons
and Sunday...
Scarlets vs Glasgow
Tigers vs Wasps
temporarily we only give you results...not like those full fledged betting ministry for football
and roman abramovich controls corinthians...bullshit lah...muz haf been arsenil cook out nonsense for the Sun
Porto vs Once Caldas (erm...since we dunno much about Once Caldas and then Porto's form is only so so even if they defeated chelsea on wednesday...a safe move is root for a porto win or a draw...1,x/OC/2,3)
and then we decide to cover Heineken Cup rugby because we are damn sure there will be little soccer action in the weeks to come as bundesliga goes off first and then the spanish,belgian,french and italian leagues stop next week
so here's a result first...Bourgoin 23 Leinster 26...(HT:13-12) and the Irish were made to work harder after winning 92-17 at home last week...
and today's matches are as follows...
Ulster vs Stade Francais
Calvisano vs Biarritz
Bath vs Bennetton Treviso
Blues vs Gloucester
Quins vs Ospreys
Toulouse vs Saints
Munster vs Castres
Edinburgh vs Falcons
Perpignan vs Dragons
and Sunday...
Scarlets vs Glasgow
Tigers vs Wasps
temporarily we only give you results...not like those full fledged betting ministry for football
and roman abramovich controls corinthians...bullshit lah...muz haf been arsenil cook out nonsense for the Sun
Friday, December 10, 2004
okok...no time...so juz a summary...
tuesday...play lan...oof...and finally results are out...so why silvestre flop like hell...38% as opposed to taufik's 62%...and finally mediacorp announced results...phew...
wednesday...spent the afternoon doing painting works at home...haiz...so hard one...
thursday:more lan gaming...sniper 2 ppl then new map...argh...another is sniper 2 but then kena from another idiot with a deagle
and i'm bloody rotting at home...and in danger of being unable to book a room at the marina mandarin and waiting for prom...argh...and i wish for...dunno as yet...elaborate tomorrow...or when i give results
tuesday...play lan...oof...and finally results are out...so why silvestre flop like hell...38% as opposed to taufik's 62%...and finally mediacorp announced results...phew...
wednesday...spent the afternoon doing painting works at home...haiz...so hard one...
thursday:more lan gaming...sniper 2 ppl then new map...argh...another is sniper 2 but then kena from another idiot with a deagle
and i'm bloody rotting at home...and in danger of being unable to book a room at the marina mandarin and waiting for prom...argh...and i wish for...dunno as yet...elaborate tomorrow...or when i give results
as always it's time to count winnings for the day...so here's the scores and results
Panathinaikos 4 PSV 1(even a huge win like this only garners a UEFA cup spot...how sad...1/Pana/1,3)
Arsenil 5 Rosenborg 1(oh wat the hell and then there's no hit...x/Rosenborg/0,2)
Shakhtar 2 Farcelona 0(7 minute business part 1...1,2/Shakhtar/1)
Celtic vs AC Milan(ok no goals but still the end of the road for celtic after all cuz farca pang chwee so much they allow all the russian speakers and greek speakers to get UEFA cup slots...2/Celtic/2,3)
Valencia 0 Bremen 2(7 mins business part 2...only it's towards the end...no actually it's 10 mins cuz nelson valdez scored in injury time...x,2/Valencia/1,2)
Inter 3 Anderlecht 0(as always inter are so hungry...they just ate anything given to them and that's served with some gueuze as well...of course this includes dessert...1/Inter/3,4,5)
PSG 1 CSKA 3(hahaha..PSG cocked out today and this most likely spells the end of halihodzic although porto made sure russians don't qualify...x,2/PSG/0,1,2)
Porto 2 Chelsea 1(ok it's a bloody mishit...but porto are through anyway...even if their chairman is halfway to jail...2/Porto/3,4)
Liverpool 3 Olympiacos 1(hail gerrard and last time st etienne now olympiacos the only thing is...now the greeks are more fortunate...x/OCFP/0,2)
Deportivo 0 Monaco 5(crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch...x/Monaco/2)
Maccabi 1 Juventus 1(the first time juve conceded a euro goal this season...and it spells the end of maccabi...1/Maccabi/1)
Ajax 2 Bayern 2(you sure meh...not the end of the road yet...2/bayern/3)
Roma 0 Real Madrid 3(ok...figo sets the olimpico on fire...and bookies huge profit...2/roma/3)
Bayer 3 Dinamo 0(how tragic is it...espn had the table before the telecast of roma-real madrid and it showed dinamo and olympiacos qualified for second round...and they were done with in the second half...x,1/dinamo/1,2)
Lyon 5 Sparta 0(0 resistance as lyon tops the group...1/sparta/1,2,3)
Fenerfarce 3 Man U 0(a whole gang of youngsters going to the hell called sukru saracoglu and apparently there's a shortcut to hell as well but then here's a little joke...since the goal scorer's(tuncay sanli) name sounds like 3 balls in chinese...we wonder if punters got a huge windfall or they fell into a deep hole...1/man u/2,3)
report:ok...so euro matches are so hard to predict...draw is next friday and man u may either meet italians(which seemed hard but is quite easy) or monaco (gods at home) or bayer (2-2 and 1-1 disappointment) the bookies in the Ministry has made a loss playing in such matches
and this week...here's more euro games from the betting ministry for your predicting pleasure...and we pride ourselves with providing you with a more varied choice when it comes to betting...
EPL
11/12/04
Everton - Liverpool (this is the most competitive liverpool derby ever and trust the reds to be in such a party mood after getting rivaldo and gang that they are content with a draw...x/Everton/2,4)
Palace - Blackburn (oof...better hope Palace wins...quiet unlikely though...1/Blackburn/1,2,3)
Man. City - Tottenham (erm...Mr Jol better win this...2/ManC/1,2)
Newcastle - Portsmouth (oh yeah...apparently the southerners suck away...1/Portsmouth/1,3)
Norwich - Bolton (obviously...we think bolton should be able to get out of their mini-slump...2/Bolton/2,3)
Southampton - Middlesbrough (Redknapp is now at the Saints..but forget about a win...2/Boro/2,3)
West Brom - Charlton (ahem quite a mismatch...2/WBA/1,3)
12/12/04
Villa - Birmingham (ok here's a midlands derby in our hands and trust villa to eat up lacksture blues...2/Birmingham/1,3)
Arsenil - Chelsea (match of the day...who cares if chelski ends up as the latest team to be burned in the dragao and who would obviously give a f*** about arsenil who met so little resistance from Rosenborg...so all signs point to an obvious chelsea win and the worst to the nil gang means being thrashed by 4 goals...2/chelsea/1,2,3,4,5)
13/12/04
Fulham - Man. United (so the seniors are back and are plundering craven cottage...2/man u/2,3)
14/12/04
Liverpool - Portsmouth (ok...so tired...but then pool would be able to barely get past...1/Portsmouth/1,3)
Bundesliga(last week before the new year and the winter break in between)
11/12/04
Bayern - Stuttgart (erm ya...bayern should win after a slow start..and well...anyone trying to throw something on herr magath will kena because bayern will win after all...1/Stuttgart/1,2,3)
Hansa - Dortmund (dortmund would have to win this one...and it seems quite easy on paper...problem is...they are waving white flags first...2/Hansa/1,3)
Schalke - Freiburg (the best chance for Schalke to go top is win...which is easy and hope bayern draws...which like praying is quite hard...1/schalke/2,3)
Bremen - Kaiserslautern (erm...can we have another 6-0 again...not quite but surely they can do 3-0 or something like that...1/bremen/2,3)
12/12/04
Mönchengladbach - Leverkusen (okok...neuville would be wondering why bayer AG retrenched him last time...and then...dunno...x/M'gladbach/1,2)
Wolfsburg - Arminia (erm...any takers for a big win which is crucial for the wolves...1/wolfsburg/2,3)
Serie A
11/12/04
Lazio - Lecce (end of the road for Caso...and more Zeman magic barring more cockouts normal in Czech technology...2/Lazio/1,2)
12/12/04
Brescia - Roma (end of the road for del neri too...so early...but wait...brescia is only so-so...1,x/Brescia/1,2)
Chievo - Palermo (erm...yeah either turn off or turn on...and i think it's the former...x/Palermo/0,2)
Milan - Fiorentina (rossoneri vs viola...so what's next...a win...sure...but a thrashing...remote probability...1/fiorentina/2,3)
Reggina - Cagliari (zola again...and should abramovich consider getting cagliari...he's most welcome...2/reggina/1,2)
Siena - Inter (adriano is back and in full swing against a hapless siena...and then they can help themselves to panforte...2/inter/3,4)
Bologna - Juventus (year of the zlatan is the phenomenon involving zlatan ibrahimovic and it affects every serie a team and so no one is exempt and includes bologhna as well...2/bologna/1,3)
Primera Liga
11/12/04
Albacete - Farcelona (anything other than a win is a sure sign of a farce...2/farca/1,2,4)
Athletic - Atlético (we ain't sure if atletico can get away from the hell called san mames...and if real madrid can't escape...they probably won't be able to do so...1/atletico/1,2)
12/12/04
Betis - Racing (okok...newly revived betis coming...watch out...1/betis/2,3)
Deportivo - Sevilla (it's really the end of the road for depor...and yeah...the beast proceeds to tear them up...2/depor/1,3)
Osasuna - Zaragoza (in pamplona...we expect zaragoza to end up being chased by bulls on paper...but on form...it's the other way round...x,2/osasuna/2,3)
Valencia - Numancia (really end of the road for ranieri...even numancia can win...so how...x/numancia/0,2)
Real Madrid - Real Sociedad (erm ya...real madrid has the edge...and wat's next is a galatico win...barely...1/sociedad/1,3)
Espanyol - Mallorca(maxi power again...1/mallorca/1,3)
Ligue 1
11/12/04
Marseille - Auxerre (erm ya...newly resurgent vs nearly losing the plot-ters...draw time...x/auxerre/0,2)
Bastia - Monaco (ok...let's see if corsica is a no man's land...x/bastia/0,2)
Bordeaux - Lyon (lyon starts eating...and now there's more wine to drink...enough to become so drunk...and still end up sane and play ball...ah that's bullshit...2/bordeaux/2,3)
Lille - Nantes (okok...les canaris needs to win...but trust the northerners to show little mercy esp when they are aiming to win the Ligue...1/nantes/2,3)
12/12/04
Sochaux - PSG (do or die for parisians...but it's definitely die for halihodzic...1,x/PSG/1,2,3)
Eredivisie Special
12/12/04
PSV vs Feyenoord (so what if PSV lost at Athens...we expect Feyenoord to give up by the 60th min...1/Feyenoord/1,2,3)
Jupiler League + Betting Ministry Super Classico Series
11/12/04
Anderlecht vs Club Brugge (with Brugge on form and their opponents vastly off form in the champs league...rest assured there will be people trying to plunder gueuze back to their home...2/anderlecht/1,3)
Turkish League + Betting Ministry Super Classico series
12/12/04
Galatasaray vs Fenerfarce (kill for Fenerfarce,die for Fenerfarce...and of course welcome to hell for fenerfarce...so man u is too heavy a load and then they are dragged into hell...morale of the story...pang chwee(let off lightly) in the last game before such derbies..even if the opposing team pang even more chwee so as to pang sai,pang petrol,pang mercury...ah pang watever lah...and never be so greedy...1/fenerfarce/2,3)
ok...so much betting...where else you want to go...here lah!
Panathinaikos 4 PSV 1(even a huge win like this only garners a UEFA cup spot...how sad...1/Pana/1,3)
Arsenil 5 Rosenborg 1(oh wat the hell and then there's no hit...x/Rosenborg/0,2)
Shakhtar 2 Farcelona 0(7 minute business part 1...1,2/Shakhtar/1)
Celtic vs AC Milan(ok no goals but still the end of the road for celtic after all cuz farca pang chwee so much they allow all the russian speakers and greek speakers to get UEFA cup slots...2/Celtic/2,3)
Valencia 0 Bremen 2(7 mins business part 2...only it's towards the end...no actually it's 10 mins cuz nelson valdez scored in injury time...x,2/Valencia/1,2)
Inter 3 Anderlecht 0(as always inter are so hungry...they just ate anything given to them and that's served with some gueuze as well...of course this includes dessert...1/Inter/3,4,5)
PSG 1 CSKA 3(hahaha..PSG cocked out today and this most likely spells the end of halihodzic although porto made sure russians don't qualify...x,2/PSG/0,1,2)
Porto 2 Chelsea 1(ok it's a bloody mishit...but porto are through anyway...even if their chairman is halfway to jail...2/Porto/3,4)
Liverpool 3 Olympiacos 1(hail gerrard and last time st etienne now olympiacos the only thing is...now the greeks are more fortunate...x/OCFP/0,2)
Deportivo 0 Monaco 5(crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch...x/Monaco/2)
Maccabi 1 Juventus 1(the first time juve conceded a euro goal this season...and it spells the end of maccabi...1/Maccabi/1)
Ajax 2 Bayern 2(you sure meh...not the end of the road yet...2/bayern/3)
Roma 0 Real Madrid 3(ok...figo sets the olimpico on fire...and bookies huge profit...2/roma/3)
Bayer 3 Dinamo 0(how tragic is it...espn had the table before the telecast of roma-real madrid and it showed dinamo and olympiacos qualified for second round...and they were done with in the second half...x,1/dinamo/1,2)
Lyon 5 Sparta 0(0 resistance as lyon tops the group...1/sparta/1,2,3)
Fenerfarce 3 Man U 0(a whole gang of youngsters going to the hell called sukru saracoglu and apparently there's a shortcut to hell as well but then here's a little joke...since the goal scorer's(tuncay sanli) name sounds like 3 balls in chinese...we wonder if punters got a huge windfall or they fell into a deep hole...1/man u/2,3)
report:ok...so euro matches are so hard to predict...draw is next friday and man u may either meet italians(which seemed hard but is quite easy) or monaco (gods at home) or bayer (2-2 and 1-1 disappointment) the bookies in the Ministry has made a loss playing in such matches
and this week...here's more euro games from the betting ministry for your predicting pleasure...and we pride ourselves with providing you with a more varied choice when it comes to betting...
EPL
11/12/04
Everton - Liverpool (this is the most competitive liverpool derby ever and trust the reds to be in such a party mood after getting rivaldo and gang that they are content with a draw...x/Everton/2,4)
Palace - Blackburn (oof...better hope Palace wins...quiet unlikely though...1/Blackburn/1,2,3)
Man. City - Tottenham (erm...Mr Jol better win this...2/ManC/1,2)
Newcastle - Portsmouth (oh yeah...apparently the southerners suck away...1/Portsmouth/1,3)
Norwich - Bolton (obviously...we think bolton should be able to get out of their mini-slump...2/Bolton/2,3)
Southampton - Middlesbrough (Redknapp is now at the Saints..but forget about a win...2/Boro/2,3)
West Brom - Charlton (ahem quite a mismatch...2/WBA/1,3)
12/12/04
Villa - Birmingham (ok here's a midlands derby in our hands and trust villa to eat up lacksture blues...2/Birmingham/1,3)
Arsenil - Chelsea (match of the day...who cares if chelski ends up as the latest team to be burned in the dragao and who would obviously give a f*** about arsenil who met so little resistance from Rosenborg...so all signs point to an obvious chelsea win and the worst to the nil gang means being thrashed by 4 goals...2/chelsea/1,2,3,4,5)
13/12/04
Fulham - Man. United (so the seniors are back and are plundering craven cottage...2/man u/2,3)
14/12/04
Liverpool - Portsmouth (ok...so tired...but then pool would be able to barely get past...1/Portsmouth/1,3)
Bundesliga(last week before the new year and the winter break in between)
11/12/04
Bayern - Stuttgart (erm ya...bayern should win after a slow start..and well...anyone trying to throw something on herr magath will kena because bayern will win after all...1/Stuttgart/1,2,3)
Hansa - Dortmund (dortmund would have to win this one...and it seems quite easy on paper...problem is...they are waving white flags first...2/Hansa/1,3)
Schalke - Freiburg (the best chance for Schalke to go top is win...which is easy and hope bayern draws...which like praying is quite hard...1/schalke/2,3)
Bremen - Kaiserslautern (erm...can we have another 6-0 again...not quite but surely they can do 3-0 or something like that...1/bremen/2,3)
12/12/04
Mönchengladbach - Leverkusen (okok...neuville would be wondering why bayer AG retrenched him last time...and then...dunno...x/M'gladbach/1,2)
Wolfsburg - Arminia (erm...any takers for a big win which is crucial for the wolves...1/wolfsburg/2,3)
Serie A
11/12/04
Lazio - Lecce (end of the road for Caso...and more Zeman magic barring more cockouts normal in Czech technology...2/Lazio/1,2)
12/12/04
Brescia - Roma (end of the road for del neri too...so early...but wait...brescia is only so-so...1,x/Brescia/1,2)
Chievo - Palermo (erm...yeah either turn off or turn on...and i think it's the former...x/Palermo/0,2)
Milan - Fiorentina (rossoneri vs viola...so what's next...a win...sure...but a thrashing...remote probability...1/fiorentina/2,3)
Reggina - Cagliari (zola again...and should abramovich consider getting cagliari...he's most welcome...2/reggina/1,2)
Siena - Inter (adriano is back and in full swing against a hapless siena...and then they can help themselves to panforte...2/inter/3,4)
Bologna - Juventus (year of the zlatan is the phenomenon involving zlatan ibrahimovic and it affects every serie a team and so no one is exempt and includes bologhna as well...2/bologna/1,3)
Primera Liga
11/12/04
Albacete - Farcelona (anything other than a win is a sure sign of a farce...2/farca/1,2,4)
Athletic - Atlético (we ain't sure if atletico can get away from the hell called san mames...and if real madrid can't escape...they probably won't be able to do so...1/atletico/1,2)
12/12/04
Betis - Racing (okok...newly revived betis coming...watch out...1/betis/2,3)
Deportivo - Sevilla (it's really the end of the road for depor...and yeah...the beast proceeds to tear them up...2/depor/1,3)
Osasuna - Zaragoza (in pamplona...we expect zaragoza to end up being chased by bulls on paper...but on form...it's the other way round...x,2/osasuna/2,3)
Valencia - Numancia (really end of the road for ranieri...even numancia can win...so how...x/numancia/0,2)
Real Madrid - Real Sociedad (erm ya...real madrid has the edge...and wat's next is a galatico win...barely...1/sociedad/1,3)
Espanyol - Mallorca(maxi power again...1/mallorca/1,3)
Ligue 1
11/12/04
Marseille - Auxerre (erm ya...newly resurgent vs nearly losing the plot-ters...draw time...x/auxerre/0,2)
Bastia - Monaco (ok...let's see if corsica is a no man's land...x/bastia/0,2)
Bordeaux - Lyon (lyon starts eating...and now there's more wine to drink...enough to become so drunk...and still end up sane and play ball...ah that's bullshit...2/bordeaux/2,3)
Lille - Nantes (okok...les canaris needs to win...but trust the northerners to show little mercy esp when they are aiming to win the Ligue...1/nantes/2,3)
12/12/04
Sochaux - PSG (do or die for parisians...but it's definitely die for halihodzic...1,x/PSG/1,2,3)
Eredivisie Special
12/12/04
PSV vs Feyenoord (so what if PSV lost at Athens...we expect Feyenoord to give up by the 60th min...1/Feyenoord/1,2,3)
Jupiler League + Betting Ministry Super Classico Series
11/12/04
Anderlecht vs Club Brugge (with Brugge on form and their opponents vastly off form in the champs league...rest assured there will be people trying to plunder gueuze back to their home...2/anderlecht/1,3)
Turkish League + Betting Ministry Super Classico series
12/12/04
Galatasaray vs Fenerfarce (kill for Fenerfarce,die for Fenerfarce...and of course welcome to hell for fenerfarce...so man u is too heavy a load and then they are dragged into hell...morale of the story...pang chwee(let off lightly) in the last game before such derbies..even if the opposing team pang even more chwee so as to pang sai,pang petrol,pang mercury...ah pang watever lah...and never be so greedy...1/fenerfarce/2,3)
ok...so much betting...where else you want to go...here lah!
Monday, December 06, 2004
BETTING MINISTRY
ok...tabulate winnings for the day...(hit in red,miss in normal colour)
EPL
Chelsea 4 Newcastle 0(1/Newcastle/4)
Arsenil 3 Birmingham 0(x/Birmingham/0)
Villa 1 Liverpool 1 (2/Villa/3)
Everton 3 Bolton 2 (x/Bolton/2)
Man. United 3 Southampton 0(1/Man U/3)
Norwich 0 Fulham 1(2/Norwich/1)
Portsmouth 3 West Brom 2 (1/Brom/1)
Blackburn 0 Tottenham 1 (2/Blackburn/3)
Palace 0 Charlton 1 (x/Palace/2)
Bundesliga
Leverkusen 2 Wolfsburg 1 (x or 2/Leverkusen/1,2,3)
Dortmund 0 Schalke 1 (2/Schalke/2)
others:Werder Bremen and Hamburg won 6-0 each,lacksture bayern drew 2-2 and stuttgart won 5-2 but the biggest flop is wolfsburg,letting slip a 1-0 lead to lose 2-1
Serie A
Juventus 2 Lazio 1(1/Lazio/1)
others:rossoneri 2 parma 1 after late rally, and adriano's hattrick in 33 min blasts messina 5-0
Primera Liga
Farcelona 4 Malaga 0(1/Malaga/3)
Albacete 0 Valencia 2(2/Valencia/2)
Sevilla 2 Athletic 1(1/Athletic/3)
Levante 0 Getafe 0(1/Getafe/1)
Atletico 3 Osasuna 2(x/Osasuna/2)
Villareal 0 Real Madrid 0(2/Villareal/1)
situation now...farca now leading 9 pts and the player resting appears to backfire for real
Ligue 1
Monaco 2 Rennes 0(1/Rennes/3)
PSG 1 Lille 1(x or 2/Lille/1,2,3)
Strasbourg 0 Sochaux 0 (2/Strasbourg/1)
Ajaccio 1 Lyon 1(2/Lyon/3)
Nantes 0 Nice 1 (1/Nice/1,3)
Auxerre 0 Bordeaux 0(x/Bordeaux/0,2)
what this means:lyon has no luck with corsicans,and if things are sufficient enough,lille wins and psg sacks their coach
Jupiler League Special
Standard 3 Beveren 0 (1/Beveren/3)
conclusion:...
Greek League Special
PAOK 1 AEK 1 (2/PAOK/1)
(Betting Ministry Superclassico series)Olympiacos 1 Panathinaikos 0(1/Panathinaikos/1)
what happened:rivaldo's freekick is enough to win the game and they now sit on top after AEK's draw
Conclusion:except for a few games...which is full hit(man u) or no hit (lyon)...if win 1x2 and/or total goals,lose out in 0.5 goal and vice versa
This week...
UEFA Champs league in full swing...
Panathinaikos vs PSV (so how...Pana to play for qualification...ask Rosenborg to raid Highbury first...1/Pana/1,3)
Arsenil vs Rosenborg(pray hard the vikings successfully plunder London...x/Rosenborg/0,2)
Shakhtar vs Farcelona(...going to a tumultous ukraine may be a good thing for the home team...or is it...1,2/Shakhtar/1)
Celtic vs AC Milan(...the end of the road for Celtic...2/Celtic/2,3)
Valencia vs Bremen(crunch time...and Bremen eats this up when Valencia was lacksture against Albacete...x,2/Valencia/1,2)
Inter vs Anderlecht(no hope liao...and then eat more...1/Inter/3,4,5)
PSG vs CSKA(okok...Russians please...get a holiday at Paris...x,2/PSG/0,1,2)
Porto vs Chelsea(the return of Jose Mourinho to the dragao spells trouble,trouble and more more trouble...for the dragons of course...2/Porto/3,4)
Liverpool vs Olympiacos(what the greeks need to do is get a draw...and all is fine...x/OCFP/0,2)
Deportivo vs Monaco(depor's indifferent home form is nothing against Monaco...x/Monaco/2)
Maccabi vs Juventus(well...at least maccabi wouldn't buckle...1/Maccabi/1)
Ajax vs Bayern(the real end of the road for ajax...for real...2/bayern/3)
Roma vs Real Madrid(no fans...so count on the galaticos to burn the desert called olimpico...2/roma/3)
Bayer vs Dinamo(how many more dynamite you want to buy to blast the bayer factory...25 tonnes...pollution spewn out...infinity...x,1/dinamo/1,2)
Lyon vs Sparta(okok...so lyon celebrates...1/sparta/1,2,3)
Fenerfarce vs Man U(fenerfarce wants to conserve energy against galatasaray so they will intentionally lose to man u as they lose nothing...1/man u/2,3)
oops...gotta go
ok...tabulate winnings for the day...(hit in red,miss in normal colour)
EPL
Chelsea 4 Newcastle 0(1/Newcastle/4)
Arsenil 3 Birmingham 0(x/Birmingham/0)
Villa 1 Liverpool 1 (2/Villa/3)
Everton 3 Bolton 2 (x/Bolton/2)
Man. United 3 Southampton 0(1/Man U/3)
Norwich 0 Fulham 1(2/Norwich/1)
Portsmouth 3 West Brom 2 (1/Brom/1)
Blackburn 0 Tottenham 1 (2/Blackburn/3)
Palace 0 Charlton 1 (x/Palace/2)
Bundesliga
Leverkusen 2 Wolfsburg 1 (x or 2/Leverkusen/1,2,3)
Dortmund 0 Schalke 1 (2/Schalke/2)
others:Werder Bremen and Hamburg won 6-0 each,lacksture bayern drew 2-2 and stuttgart won 5-2 but the biggest flop is wolfsburg,letting slip a 1-0 lead to lose 2-1
Serie A
Juventus 2 Lazio 1(1/Lazio/1)
others:rossoneri 2 parma 1 after late rally, and adriano's hattrick in 33 min blasts messina 5-0
Primera Liga
Farcelona 4 Malaga 0(1/Malaga/3)
Albacete 0 Valencia 2(2/Valencia/2)
Sevilla 2 Athletic 1(1/Athletic/3)
Levante 0 Getafe 0(1/Getafe/1)
Atletico 3 Osasuna 2(x/Osasuna/2)
Villareal 0 Real Madrid 0(2/Villareal/1)
situation now...farca now leading 9 pts and the player resting appears to backfire for real
Ligue 1
Monaco 2 Rennes 0(1/Rennes/3)
PSG 1 Lille 1(x or 2/Lille/1,2,3)
Strasbourg 0 Sochaux 0 (2/Strasbourg/1)
Ajaccio 1 Lyon 1(2/Lyon/3)
Nantes 0 Nice 1 (1/Nice/1,3)
Auxerre 0 Bordeaux 0(x/Bordeaux/0,2)
what this means:lyon has no luck with corsicans,and if things are sufficient enough,lille wins and psg sacks their coach
Jupiler League Special
Standard 3 Beveren 0 (1/Beveren/3)
conclusion:...
Greek League Special
PAOK 1 AEK 1 (2/PAOK/1)
(Betting Ministry Superclassico series)Olympiacos 1 Panathinaikos 0(1/Panathinaikos/1)
what happened:rivaldo's freekick is enough to win the game and they now sit on top after AEK's draw
Conclusion:except for a few games...which is full hit(man u) or no hit (lyon)...if win 1x2 and/or total goals,lose out in 0.5 goal and vice versa
This week...
UEFA Champs league in full swing...
Panathinaikos vs PSV (so how...Pana to play for qualification...ask Rosenborg to raid Highbury first...1/Pana/1,3)
Arsenil vs Rosenborg(pray hard the vikings successfully plunder London...x/Rosenborg/0,2)
Shakhtar vs Farcelona(...going to a tumultous ukraine may be a good thing for the home team...or is it...1,2/Shakhtar/1)
Celtic vs AC Milan(...the end of the road for Celtic...2/Celtic/2,3)
Valencia vs Bremen(crunch time...and Bremen eats this up when Valencia was lacksture against Albacete...x,2/Valencia/1,2)
Inter vs Anderlecht(no hope liao...and then eat more...1/Inter/3,4,5)
PSG vs CSKA(okok...Russians please...get a holiday at Paris...x,2/PSG/0,1,2)
Porto vs Chelsea(the return of Jose Mourinho to the dragao spells trouble,trouble and more more trouble...for the dragons of course...2/Porto/3,4)
Liverpool vs Olympiacos(what the greeks need to do is get a draw...and all is fine...x/OCFP/0,2)
Deportivo vs Monaco(depor's indifferent home form is nothing against Monaco...x/Monaco/2)
Maccabi vs Juventus(well...at least maccabi wouldn't buckle...1/Maccabi/1)
Ajax vs Bayern(the real end of the road for ajax...for real...2/bayern/3)
Roma vs Real Madrid(no fans...so count on the galaticos to burn the desert called olimpico...2/roma/3)
Bayer vs Dinamo(how many more dynamite you want to buy to blast the bayer factory...25 tonnes...pollution spewn out...infinity...x,1/dinamo/1,2)
Lyon vs Sparta(okok...so lyon celebrates...1/sparta/1,2,3)
Fenerfarce vs Man U(fenerfarce wants to conserve energy against galatasaray so they will intentionally lose to man u as they lose nothing...1/man u/2,3)
oops...gotta go
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Amhán Na bhFiann
Amhán Na bhFiann
Sinne Fianna Fáil,
Atá Fá gheall ag Éirinn,
Buidhean dár sluagh tar rúinn do ráinig chughainn:
Fámhoídh bheírh saor,
Sean-tír ár sinnsear feasta
Ní fágfar fá'n tíorán ná fa'n tráil;
Anocht a theigeamh sa bhearna baoghail,
Le gean ar Gaedhí chun báis nó saoghail,
Le gunna sgréach: Fá lamhach na piléar.
Seo Libh canaidh amhrán na bhFiann.
Seo dhibh a cháirde duan oglaidh
Caithréimeach, bríoghmhar, ceolmhar.
Ár dteinte cnámh go buacach táid,
`S an spéir go min réaltógach.
Is fionmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
'S go tiúnmhar glé roimh tigheacht do'n ló,
Fa ciúnas chaoimh na h-oidhche ar seol,
Seo libh, canaídh amhrán na bhFiann.
Cois banta réidhe, ar árdaibh sléibhe.
Ba bhuadhach ár rinnsear romhainn,
Ag lámhach go tréan fá'n sár- bhrat séin
Tá thuas sa ghaoith go seolta;
Ba dhúthchas riamh d'ár gcine cháidh
Gan iompáil riar ó imirt áir,
'Siubhal mar iad i gcoinnibh rámhaid
Seo libh, canaidh amhrán na bhFiann.
A buidhean nach fann d'fuil Ghaoidheal is Gall
Sinn breacadh lae na saoirse,
Tá sgéimhle 's sgannradh í gcroidhthibh namhad,
Roimh ranngaibh laochra ár dtíre;
Ár dteinte is tréith gan spréach anois,
Sin luinne ghlé san spéir anoir,
'S an bíodhbha i raon na bpiléar agaibh:
Seo libh, canaidh amhrán na bhFiann
In Gaelic..some characters may not be recognisable...and u may be unable to pronounce or even recognise any word
English version
Soldiers are we,
whose lives are pledged to Ireland
Some have come from a land beyond the wave,
Some to be free,no more our ancient sireland
Shall shelter the despot or the slave;
tonight we man the Bearna Baoghal
In Erin's cause.
come woe or weal;
'Mid cannon's roar and rifle's peal
We'll chant a soldier's song.
We'll sing a song, a soldier's song
With cheering, rousing chorus
As round our blazing fires we thong,
The starry heavens o'er us;
Impatient for the coming fight,
And as we wait the mornings light
here in the silence of the night
We'll sing a soldier's song
CHORUS
In valley green or towering crag
Our fathers fought before us,
And conquered 'neath the same old flag
That's floating o'er us,
We're children of a fighting race
That never yet has known disgrace,
And as we march the foe to face,
We'll sing a soldier's song
CHORUS
Sons of the Gael!
Men of the Pale!
The Long watched day is breaking;
The serried ranks of Innisfail
Shall set the tyrant quaking.
Our camp fires now are burning low;
See in the east a silvery glow,
Out yonder waits the saxon foe,
So sing a soldier's song.
Amhán Na bhFiann
Sinne Fianna Fáil,
Atá Fá gheall ag Éirinn,
Buidhean dár sluagh tar rúinn do ráinig chughainn:
Fámhoídh bheírh saor,
Sean-tír ár sinnsear feasta
Ní fágfar fá'n tíorán ná fa'n tráil;
Anocht a theigeamh sa bhearna baoghail,
Le gean ar Gaedhí chun báis nó saoghail,
Le gunna sgréach: Fá lamhach na piléar.
Seo Libh canaidh amhrán na bhFiann.
Seo dhibh a cháirde duan oglaidh
Caithréimeach, bríoghmhar, ceolmhar.
Ár dteinte cnámh go buacach táid,
`S an spéir go min réaltógach.
Is fionmhar faobhrach sinn chun gleo
'S go tiúnmhar glé roimh tigheacht do'n ló,
Fa ciúnas chaoimh na h-oidhche ar seol,
Seo libh, canaídh amhrán na bhFiann.
Cois banta réidhe, ar árdaibh sléibhe.
Ba bhuadhach ár rinnsear romhainn,
Ag lámhach go tréan fá'n sár- bhrat séin
Tá thuas sa ghaoith go seolta;
Ba dhúthchas riamh d'ár gcine cháidh
Gan iompáil riar ó imirt áir,
'Siubhal mar iad i gcoinnibh rámhaid
Seo libh, canaidh amhrán na bhFiann.
A buidhean nach fann d'fuil Ghaoidheal is Gall
Sinn breacadh lae na saoirse,
Tá sgéimhle 's sgannradh í gcroidhthibh namhad,
Roimh ranngaibh laochra ár dtíre;
Ár dteinte is tréith gan spréach anois,
Sin luinne ghlé san spéir anoir,
'S an bíodhbha i raon na bpiléar agaibh:
Seo libh, canaidh amhrán na bhFiann
In Gaelic..some characters may not be recognisable...and u may be unable to pronounce or even recognise any word
English version
Soldiers are we,
whose lives are pledged to Ireland
Some have come from a land beyond the wave,
Some to be free,no more our ancient sireland
Shall shelter the despot or the slave;
tonight we man the Bearna Baoghal
In Erin's cause.
come woe or weal;
'Mid cannon's roar and rifle's peal
We'll chant a soldier's song.
We'll sing a song, a soldier's song
With cheering, rousing chorus
As round our blazing fires we thong,
The starry heavens o'er us;
Impatient for the coming fight,
And as we wait the mornings light
here in the silence of the night
We'll sing a soldier's song
CHORUS
In valley green or towering crag
Our fathers fought before us,
And conquered 'neath the same old flag
That's floating o'er us,
We're children of a fighting race
That never yet has known disgrace,
And as we march the foe to face,
We'll sing a soldier's song
CHORUS
Sons of the Gael!
Men of the Pale!
The Long watched day is breaking;
The serried ranks of Innisfail
Shall set the tyrant quaking.
Our camp fires now are burning low;
See in the east a silvery glow,
Out yonder waits the saxon foe,
So sing a soldier's song.
yeah yeah yeah...came that close to meeting fann...but short of money can't buy her book n get her autograph,met val who bought the book n winnie,qiying and weiling(ex 2hm ppl) who are queing up...
n watched incredibles in digital format...wah the pic quality is like...movie with real humans acting...and it's so funny...edna "nerd" mode is at most like a geek,but i find elastigirl or helen parr quite chio...and so flexible,speedboat,parachute anything also can...and they have a odd penchant for metal malls that move around...but the best is violet who is quite chio also...and the psychedelic black hair is the best part...then i dunno why the gene so diff one,bob,dash and jack jack all blonde,elastigirl brunette and violet black hair one...must have tried dyeing hair like ashlee simpson...
haiz...quite tired liao...
and then...how i wished i can go zoukout...got paul van dyk...plus timo maass seb fontaine,miguel migs,satoshii tomiie and those world class zouk djs...that would be a grand date with the god of trance...but unfortunately i'm technically not allowed a sip of pilsner which means i can't go...anyway i dunno who are the rest of the 4 cuz i only noe PvD so it pays more divedends to go to a PvD only gig rather than mix up with a few world class djs which make me less enthu about dancing...
n watched incredibles in digital format...wah the pic quality is like...movie with real humans acting...and it's so funny...edna "nerd" mode is at most like a geek,but i find elastigirl or helen parr quite chio...and so flexible,speedboat,parachute anything also can...and they have a odd penchant for metal malls that move around...but the best is violet who is quite chio also...and the psychedelic black hair is the best part...then i dunno why the gene so diff one,bob,dash and jack jack all blonde,elastigirl brunette and violet black hair one...must have tried dyeing hair like ashlee simpson...
haiz...quite tired liao...
and then...how i wished i can go zoukout...got paul van dyk...plus timo maass seb fontaine,miguel migs,satoshii tomiie and those world class zouk djs...that would be a grand date with the god of trance...but unfortunately i'm technically not allowed a sip of pilsner which means i can't go...anyway i dunno who are the rest of the 4 cuz i only noe PvD so it pays more divedends to go to a PvD only gig rather than mix up with a few world class djs which make me less enthu about dancing...
erm...regarding the uefa cup game between panionios and dinamo tbilisi...we have news that is was fixed...how can panonios go 1-0 down to win 5-2 and then dt self destruct suddenly after second half...as the odds of panonios half time lose and then full time win is quite orbit...33-1 or something enough to earn a monster profit...so how...uefa investigating and there's a 6-1 chance of this match being fixed...which doesn't matter much for the georgians as they will still get out as they are very unlikely to beat sochaux
and monaco saved their own skins after winning 2-0 against rennes which helps them to keep in touch with lyon...who are all set to win championnat no 4...as for philippe troussier...he's back in france after jose anigo quit marseille and an easy enough mission against caen is on the cards...but if marseille lost...100 mins is the only time given
and then chelsea vs newcastle is underway...as the game is in stamford bridge we expect a 2-0 win for the abramovich army...
today is olympiacos vs panathinaikos...and both teams are in full strength which makes they game very important as aek is ontop and we expect aek to just draw so the winner goes top...and it better be...(i dunno)
latest:
Galatasaray vs gencerbirligi...what gala needs to show is how they can win the ankarans so that they can ask fenerfarce to move aside but with a lot of brazillians we expect the suckers to win so that gala can show who's the real hero because fenerfarce cheat
and the dugout times announce that from 1 jan 2005 onwards thare will be coverage of rugby 5 nations...on top of regular soccer action in europe...and sorry if we can't provide you with brazillian league site as logistic probs and the falling standards of the game makes the economic net worth less worth it
and monaco saved their own skins after winning 2-0 against rennes which helps them to keep in touch with lyon...who are all set to win championnat no 4...as for philippe troussier...he's back in france after jose anigo quit marseille and an easy enough mission against caen is on the cards...but if marseille lost...100 mins is the only time given
and then chelsea vs newcastle is underway...as the game is in stamford bridge we expect a 2-0 win for the abramovich army...
today is olympiacos vs panathinaikos...and both teams are in full strength which makes they game very important as aek is ontop and we expect aek to just draw so the winner goes top...and it better be...(i dunno)
latest:
Galatasaray vs gencerbirligi...what gala needs to show is how they can win the ankarans so that they can ask fenerfarce to move aside but with a lot of brazillians we expect the suckers to win so that gala can show who's the real hero because fenerfarce cheat
and the dugout times announce that from 1 jan 2005 onwards thare will be coverage of rugby 5 nations...on top of regular soccer action in europe...and sorry if we can't provide you with brazillian league site as logistic probs and the falling standards of the game makes the economic net worth less worth it
Friday, December 03, 2004
pasir ris escapade 4 days + 3 nights...no stomach disorders...no wild wild wet..so how...no excitement rite...
far from it...
day 1...met ian they all at mac...well...354 really has no aircon...si beh sio...and 2.15 pm check in...bullsh*t...3.15...still playing pool until van.s came...and then play blackjack with jingting,glyn and van.s until lose a lot of money...who be dealer die like shit...and yucks...no cable tv or i'll be watching the nite away...and then waited until 10.10 for mahjong...distracted by true files that seems quite disgusting...play 3 round and lost heavily...neva play 4 2 yrs already
down town east is...simply quite fab...www notwithstanding...turned in early as ian and ssl played xbox games...beach volleyball is quite boring...but the racecar one...siao one...no wonder they play so long3am wake up play some crap card game...haiz lost the plot soon...
day 2:all ready to escape...off went 20 and then it's down to disposing my bag and look for someone at noon...wait...it's my fren actually...and then wait so long to take shuttle until 5.45...then saw ruben,calvin,qmo and zk crapping in the pool...pool day perhaps...then barbecue seemed like...the guys end up smoked and then the girls come so late...eat finish satay then appear...so how..they ate chickens that seem as if they have been dipped in brine then red stuff...can't finish...and py's quite ingenious by fanning the fire with...a refrigerator tray??
wellwellwell...goes back to downtown east and stayed until 10...got gimbit here...so safe and then watched channel 8 there...well i missed the aircon...and the cleaner bathroom...but then water heater sucks...and it's so cold...
then the big 4 plus me play blackjack with lua...strip poker actually...lost first...then won the rest of the 3 cuz he bust...stripped to underwear and then spared the ingonomy of stripping completely...play mahjong with those bn ppl and then they bath damn late at the pool locker room...and then 2am till 5 am is monopoly time...even seow...how 2 properties can go around the world is anyone's guess but then ali and ruben has a damn lot of luck..while everyone engages in selling properties at inflated prices...in the end ruben ate everyone up
day 3...sleeps until 1...see lah...juz now qmo cheat during blackjack so i dun get chips for him...hahaha...he kena lah...play cs at tampines and my god...yucks...after that...idol time...see lah...all the girls suporting sil and guys going for taufik...in the end there's no girl coup as taufik won...u rock!as for jean...came so late at 9 and then...
well...late at night play arcade is always better than in the morning..and then ruben vs jerry at the pool shop while kc and gang play arcade...obviously kc is so good at initial D while i struggle for most of the time...go back at 2am and then those ppl in the room r talking about ghost stories and the like...damn spooky man...too bad jean and 3/4 of the 4 were downstairs...so they resurrected some idiot resting barely in peace
day 4:check out...and then jean and lua tsao 1st...then the fab 4 and then me...leave the rest dunno...argh...so tired already so i wouldn't elaborate further...
far from it...
day 1...met ian they all at mac...well...354 really has no aircon...si beh sio...and 2.15 pm check in...bullsh*t...3.15...still playing pool until van.s came...and then play blackjack with jingting,glyn and van.s until lose a lot of money...who be dealer die like shit...and yucks...no cable tv or i'll be watching the nite away...and then waited until 10.10 for mahjong...distracted by true files that seems quite disgusting...play 3 round and lost heavily...neva play 4 2 yrs already
down town east is...simply quite fab...www notwithstanding...turned in early as ian and ssl played xbox games...beach volleyball is quite boring...but the racecar one...siao one...no wonder they play so long3am wake up play some crap card game...haiz lost the plot soon...
day 2:all ready to escape...off went 20 and then it's down to disposing my bag and look for someone at noon...wait...it's my fren actually...and then wait so long to take shuttle until 5.45...then saw ruben,calvin,qmo and zk crapping in the pool...pool day perhaps...then barbecue seemed like...the guys end up smoked and then the girls come so late...eat finish satay then appear...so how..they ate chickens that seem as if they have been dipped in brine then red stuff...can't finish...and py's quite ingenious by fanning the fire with...a refrigerator tray??
wellwellwell...goes back to downtown east and stayed until 10...got gimbit here...so safe and then watched channel 8 there...well i missed the aircon...and the cleaner bathroom...but then water heater sucks...and it's so cold...
then the big 4 plus me play blackjack with lua...strip poker actually...lost first...then won the rest of the 3 cuz he bust...stripped to underwear and then spared the ingonomy of stripping completely...play mahjong with those bn ppl and then they bath damn late at the pool locker room...and then 2am till 5 am is monopoly time...even seow...how 2 properties can go around the world is anyone's guess but then ali and ruben has a damn lot of luck..while everyone engages in selling properties at inflated prices...in the end ruben ate everyone up
day 3...sleeps until 1...see lah...juz now qmo cheat during blackjack so i dun get chips for him...hahaha...he kena lah...play cs at tampines and my god...yucks...after that...idol time...see lah...all the girls suporting sil and guys going for taufik...in the end there's no girl coup as taufik won...u rock!as for jean...came so late at 9 and then...
well...late at night play arcade is always better than in the morning..and then ruben vs jerry at the pool shop while kc and gang play arcade...obviously kc is so good at initial D while i struggle for most of the time...go back at 2am and then those ppl in the room r talking about ghost stories and the like...damn spooky man...too bad jean and 3/4 of the 4 were downstairs...so they resurrected some idiot resting barely in peace
day 4:check out...and then jean and lua tsao 1st...then the fab 4 and then me...leave the rest dunno...argh...so tired already so i wouldn't elaborate further...
well...midweek uefa cup results coming now...
Today:
Sporting 0 Sochaux 1(ok...truthfully it hurts...)
Ferencvaros 1 Basel 2(power shot)
Feyenoord 2 Schalke 1(erm well...everything's correct except the 1x2 betting...oh shit)
Athletic 1 Steaua 0(wah si beh accurate sial...and so steaua went in even if they lost...how taiko can it be)
Austria 1 Club Brugge 1(oof...)
Zaragoza 2 Dnipro 1(erm...total goals isn't correct...but zaragoza still rocks)
Besiktas 1 Standard 1(terbam...1/2 goal only...bad loss)
Tomorrow:
Partizan 1 Villareal 1(villareal lucky survive or they would have died a terrible "death")
Alkmaar 1 Rangers 0(erm...1x2 isn't correct...)
Auxerre 5 Amica 1(seow...can eat 5-1...and here's the weakness of having a fully local squad..not if you are like athletic bilbao)
D.Zagreb 2 Herenveen 2(it's quite inaccurate here)
Beveren 0 Benfica 3(how seow...1 goal less and hit sial...but then the hawks are in...so it doesn't matter how much u get from some offshore betting)
Sevilla 3 AEK 2(yeah...only the total goals are incorrect...as a penalty by the beast just about tore the greek league leaders into...shreds)
Aachen 2 Zenit 2(my prob!)
Egaleo 2 Lazio 2(Lazio out...but then total goal also kena)
and we got news that mr halidhozic is banned from the touchline for 2 mths of ligue 1 games...and judging by this...we would expect the parisians to look for a new coach right away if they lose to lille
Today:
Sporting 0 Sochaux 1(ok...truthfully it hurts...)
Ferencvaros 1 Basel 2(power shot)
Feyenoord 2 Schalke 1(erm well...everything's correct except the 1x2 betting...oh shit)
Athletic 1 Steaua 0(wah si beh accurate sial...and so steaua went in even if they lost...how taiko can it be)
Austria 1 Club Brugge 1(oof...)
Zaragoza 2 Dnipro 1(erm...total goals isn't correct...but zaragoza still rocks)
Besiktas 1 Standard 1(terbam...1/2 goal only...bad loss)
Tomorrow:
Partizan 1 Villareal 1(villareal lucky survive or they would have died a terrible "death")
Alkmaar 1 Rangers 0(erm...1x2 isn't correct...)
Auxerre 5 Amica 1(seow...can eat 5-1...and here's the weakness of having a fully local squad..not if you are like athletic bilbao)
D.Zagreb 2 Herenveen 2(it's quite inaccurate here)
Beveren 0 Benfica 3(how seow...1 goal less and hit sial...but then the hawks are in...so it doesn't matter how much u get from some offshore betting)
Sevilla 3 AEK 2(yeah...only the total goals are incorrect...as a penalty by the beast just about tore the greek league leaders into...shreds)
Aachen 2 Zenit 2(my prob!)
Egaleo 2 Lazio 2(Lazio out...but then total goal also kena)
and we got news that mr halidhozic is banned from the touchline for 2 mths of ligue 1 games...and judging by this...we would expect the parisians to look for a new coach right away if they lose to lille
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
how i wan silvestre to lose...taufik taufik taufik....
singapore idol is today so u noe wat 2 expect...silvestre bloopering...can pray he dun fall prey to complacency...
singapore idol is today so u noe wat 2 expect...silvestre bloopering...can pray he dun fall prey to complacency...
not too impresive last week...so let's see what we got
EPL:all big guns hit...
Bundesliga:hit sial
Primera Liga:Valencia and Sevilla miss
Ligue 1:biggest losses with misses at all games except Lyon
Serie A:Basically hit the main one
and yeah....since the editor in chief is on a short holiday...we would have upload the Betting Ministry games for this week latest by tomorrow....like most kangtao football prediction hotline
wait...being sympathetic to betters reading this page....we decide to give u stuff now
CARLING CUP
Today:
Man U vs Arsenil (1/Man U/2)
Liverpool vs Tottenham (1/Spurs/1)
UEFA CUP
Today:
Sporting vs Sochaux (x/Sochaux/2)
Ferencvaros vs Basel (2/FTC/3)
Feyenoord vs Schalke (2/Feyenoord/3)
Athletic vs Steaua (1/Steaua/1,3)
Austria vs Club Brugge (2/Austria/1)
Zaragoza vs Dnipro (1/Dnipro/1)
Besiktas vs Standard (1/Standard/3)
Tomorrow:
Partizan vs Villareal (1/Villareal/3)
Alkmaar vs Rangers (2/AZ/1)
Auxerre vs Amica (1/Auxerre/2)
D.Zagreb vs Herenveen (2/Dinamo/1)
Beveren vs Benfica (2/Beveren/4)
Sevilla vs AEK (1/AEK/3)
Aachen vs Zenit (2/Aachen/3)
Egaleo vs Lazio (x/Egaleo/0,2)
EPL
04/12/04
Chelsea-Newcastle (1/Newcastle/4)
Arsenil-Birmingham (x/Birmingham/0)
Villa-Liverpool (2/Villa/3)
Everton-Bolton (x/Bolton/2)
Man. United-Southampton (1/Man U/3)
Norwich-Fulham (2/Norwich/1)
Portsmouth-West Brom (1/Brom/1)
Blackburn-Tottenham (2/Blackburn/3)
05/12/04
Palace-Charlton (x/Palace/2)
06/12/04
Middlesbrough-Man. City(2/Man C/1,3)
Bundesliga
04/12/04
Leverkusen vs Wolfsburg (x or 2/Leverkusen/1,2,3)
05/12/04
Dortmund vs Schalke (2/Schalke/2)
Serie A
05/12/04
Juventus vs Lazio (1/Lazio/1)
Primera Liga
04/12/04
Farcelona vs Malaga (1/Malaga/3)
Albacete vs Valencia (2/Valencia/2)
05/12/04
Sevilla vs Athletic (1/Athletic/3)
Levante vs Getafe (1/Getafe/1)
Atletico vs Osasuna (x/Osasuna/2)
Villareal vs Real Madrid (2/Villareal/1)
Ligue 1
03/12/04
Monaco vs Rennes (1/Rennes/3)
04/12/04
PSG vs Lille (x or 2/Lille/1,2,3)
Strasbourg vs Sochaux (2/Strasbourg/1)
Ajaccio vs Lyon (2/Lyon/3)
Nantes vs Nice (1/Nice/1,3)
05/12/04
Auxerre vs Bordeaux (x/Bordeaux/0,2)
Jupiler League Special
Standard vs Beveren (1/Beveren/3)
Greek League Special
PAOK vs AEK (2/PAOK/1)
Greek League Special/Betting Ministry Superclassico series
Olympiacos vs Panathinaikos (full strengths for both with key players available,esp rivaldo(OCFP) and e.gonzalez (Pana) and then Pana injurie worries doesn't worry much as they race to the top...and Olympiacos are in full swing having qualified for Champs League...so there are 2 outcomes...OCFP getting a 1-0 win or a high scoring draw like 2-2 or 3-3))
That's all folks...happy predicting...users are welcome to give differing opinions on the games listed
EPL:all big guns hit...
Bundesliga:hit sial
Primera Liga:Valencia and Sevilla miss
Ligue 1:biggest losses with misses at all games except Lyon
Serie A:Basically hit the main one
and yeah....since the editor in chief is on a short holiday...we would have upload the Betting Ministry games for this week latest by tomorrow....like most kangtao football prediction hotline
wait...being sympathetic to betters reading this page....we decide to give u stuff now
CARLING CUP
Today:
Man U vs Arsenil (1/Man U/2)
Liverpool vs Tottenham (1/Spurs/1)
UEFA CUP
Today:
Sporting vs Sochaux (x/Sochaux/2)
Ferencvaros vs Basel (2/FTC/3)
Feyenoord vs Schalke (2/Feyenoord/3)
Athletic vs Steaua (1/Steaua/1,3)
Austria vs Club Brugge (2/Austria/1)
Zaragoza vs Dnipro (1/Dnipro/1)
Besiktas vs Standard (1/Standard/3)
Tomorrow:
Partizan vs Villareal (1/Villareal/3)
Alkmaar vs Rangers (2/AZ/1)
Auxerre vs Amica (1/Auxerre/2)
D.Zagreb vs Herenveen (2/Dinamo/1)
Beveren vs Benfica (2/Beveren/4)
Sevilla vs AEK (1/AEK/3)
Aachen vs Zenit (2/Aachen/3)
Egaleo vs Lazio (x/Egaleo/0,2)
EPL
04/12/04
Chelsea-Newcastle (1/Newcastle/4)
Arsenil-Birmingham (x/Birmingham/0)
Villa-Liverpool (2/Villa/3)
Everton-Bolton (x/Bolton/2)
Man. United-Southampton (1/Man U/3)
Norwich-Fulham (2/Norwich/1)
Portsmouth-West Brom (1/Brom/1)
Blackburn-Tottenham (2/Blackburn/3)
05/12/04
Palace-Charlton (x/Palace/2)
06/12/04
Middlesbrough-Man. City(2/Man C/1,3)
Bundesliga
04/12/04
Leverkusen vs Wolfsburg (x or 2/Leverkusen/1,2,3)
05/12/04
Dortmund vs Schalke (2/Schalke/2)
Serie A
05/12/04
Juventus vs Lazio (1/Lazio/1)
Primera Liga
04/12/04
Farcelona vs Malaga (1/Malaga/3)
Albacete vs Valencia (2/Valencia/2)
05/12/04
Sevilla vs Athletic (1/Athletic/3)
Levante vs Getafe (1/Getafe/1)
Atletico vs Osasuna (x/Osasuna/2)
Villareal vs Real Madrid (2/Villareal/1)
Ligue 1
03/12/04
Monaco vs Rennes (1/Rennes/3)
04/12/04
PSG vs Lille (x or 2/Lille/1,2,3)
Strasbourg vs Sochaux (2/Strasbourg/1)
Ajaccio vs Lyon (2/Lyon/3)
Nantes vs Nice (1/Nice/1,3)
05/12/04
Auxerre vs Bordeaux (x/Bordeaux/0,2)
Jupiler League Special
Standard vs Beveren (1/Beveren/3)
Greek League Special
PAOK vs AEK (2/PAOK/1)
Greek League Special/Betting Ministry Superclassico series
Olympiacos vs Panathinaikos (full strengths for both with key players available,esp rivaldo(OCFP) and e.gonzalez (Pana) and then Pana injurie worries doesn't worry much as they race to the top...and Olympiacos are in full swing having qualified for Champs League...so there are 2 outcomes...OCFP getting a 1-0 win or a high scoring draw like 2-2 or 3-3))
That's all folks...happy predicting...users are welcome to give differing opinions on the games listed