yeah i've no qualms about having silvestre out...but taufik is first inside...so i'm praying olinda will get in

all eyes on the classico now:

barca vs real madrid:farca miss gabri and maybe puyol...but we have xavi and the rest of the bigtime charlies in good condition...and who cares if spanairds are called racist..it's now if you are facist or real-ist...because barca and catalonia will never condone the castillians...and then what about the dogs of spain...dumb

and then ronaldo says that it's a 1-2 win and he will score one...the last time he visited nou camp...ronaldinho was crocked and banned...while ronaldo scored 1 and done with farca...

and we interrupt our bulletin with some crappers news...according to the dugout times editor he has rooted for taufik and olinda to battle each other out...the dumb thing was he hit jackpot one but missed jackpot 2

ok back to farca vs real madrid although history favours farca we expect real madrid to go on a rampage and throw just about anything...but then our stars for the day ronaldo and roberto carlos has recommend you to tick 2 in the sports lottery(in singapore bookie terms it means an away win on score) and then the next thing is...heard from the dugout times correspondent in spain that farca attack and attack and attack...and their local players only have poyol and xavi...the rest all stuff in and hitch a free ride and a free meal in the name of catalan nationalism...and continuing with betting tips...here's a tip...HTFT will either be D-A or H-A...then half goal go for real madrid and then total goals 1 2 or 3

well that's all...we will update you with the scores