well well well...we make good of our promise this time regarding the uefa cup fixtures and results

headlines:

dnipro is on a grand run as a goal sank austria and sent them to the quarter finals...and they did it with a fully ukrainian squad

sochaux's renault cocks out and rolls over sideways towards the valleyface as newcastle made little work of them...and to make matters worse the esso petrol they are using also exploded

boro goes to spain and is whacked by two clear goals instead of racist stuff...people in the el madrigal aren't as villianous or racist as ultras sur

other results

amica 1 alkmaar 3 (yeah seems like pole power is quite limited)
schalke 2 ferencvaros 0 (an own goal,a georgian score,ailton everywhere and they just about ate up a hungry hungarian)
standard 2 parma 1 (as expected,parma's form is near useless)
club brugge 1 utrecht 0 (as expected)
Rangers 3 GAK 0(Grazer can't make it)
Dinamo Tbilisi 0 Sporting 4 (chomp,chomp chomp chomp)
Benfica 2 Zagreb 0 (ok...it ends up as Tomo inviting his countrymen...and then he shot everyone down)
Zenit 1 Sevilla 1 (antifreeze is barely enough for...90 mins)
Basel 1 Hearts 2 (biggest cockout of the week no 2)
Steaua 2 Besiktas 1 (just as expected)
Lazio 2 Partizan 2 (erm...di Canio and the gang stops those serbs from eating up rome after eating up bosnia)
AEK 1 Lille 2 (still as hopeless as ever...and our correspondent votes are like...very true)
Hereenveen 1 Stuttgart 0 (quite a surprise)

and our betting ministry is in full force...wait...no...EPL first...then Serie A,then Liga,the Bundesliga,then Ligue 1..so on so forth

EPL

27/11/04

Fulham - Blackburn (fulham -1.5;1x2:1/0.5goal:Fulham/Total goals:2,3)
Birmingham - Norwich (Birmingham -1.5;x/birmingham/0,2)
Bolton - Portsmouth (bolton -1.5 or 0; 1/portsmouth/1,2,3)
Charlton - Chelsea (charlton +1.5; 2/charlton/2,3)
Southampton - Palace (Southampton -1.5; 2/saints/1,2)
West Brom - Man. United (West Brom +1.5 or 2; 2/man u/2,3)
Man. City - Villa (man C +1.5; 2/man c/1,2)

28/11/04

Newcastle - Everton (newcastle -1.5 or 0; x/everton/0,2)
Tottenham - Middlesbrough (spurs +1.5 or +1; 2/spurs/1,2,3)
Liverpool - Arsenil (Liverpool 0; x/pool/0,2)

Serie A

28/11/04

Juve vs Inter (0; x/Inter/0,2)

Ligue 1

27/11/04
Lyon - Auxerre (Lyon -1; 1/Auxerre/3)
Marseille - Nantes (0; x/Nantes/2)
Toulouse - Monaco (Toulouse +1.5; x/toulouse/2)

28/11/04
Lille - Strasbourg (Lille -1.5; 1/Strasbourg/1,2)
Sochaux - Lens (Sochaux -0.5; 1/Lens/1,2)
Nice - PSG (Nice +1; x/Nice/0,2)

Bundesliga

27/11/04
Bremen - Dortmund (Bremen -1.5; 1/Dortmund/1,2,3)

Liga

27/11/04
Getafe - Farcelona (Getafe +2; 2/Getafe/1,2)
Espanyol - Atlético (Espanyol -0.5; 1/Atletico/1,2)
Betis - Villarreal (Betis 0; x/Betis/2)

28/11/04
Osasuna - Sevilla (Osasuna -1; 2/Osasuna/1,2)
Real Madrid - Levante (Real Madrid -1; 1/Levante/1,3)
Valencia - Mallorca (Valencia -2; x/Mallorca/0,2)

that's it...the betting ministry will be fully upgraded as the weeks go by