ok...here's it...the structure is damn wobbly but it didn't collapse...Mr Frode has helped Rosenborg won title no 13...a last minute goal saving them from valerenga because 3-1 will spoil their plan...who won 3-0 and then buried stabaek...Both sides ended on 48 points with a goal difference of 18 but Rosenborg scored 52 goals to Valerenga's 40. Rosenborg equalled the European record of 13 consecutive titles held by FC Skonto of Latvia in coach Ola By Rise's last domestic game in charge and will return to the UEFA Champions League in 2005/06...and of course the long doomed sogndal goes down with stabaek

and no one came with a volvo to ram malmo...with halmstads getting drawn by gothenburg and former champs djurgardens hanging helsingborg...as for AIK Solna Stockholm...the ending is quite sordid...they were down even if they won 3-1...and here's the new royal scandinavian league lineups

Malmo
Halmstad
Gothenburg
Djurgardens
Rosenborg
Valerenga
Brann
Tromso
(and four more danes...predicted:copenhagen,odense,brondby,aalborg)

and it's flop week again at germany...now it's bayern's bayer's and stuttgart's turn to get punkd...stuttgart narrowly lost to schalke,dortmund beating leverkusen and the biggest flop of all lost 2-0 to m-gladbach...ze roberto concuss...bayern also concuss..

and halloweeen is very terrible when the big boys play the southerners...southampton nearly won arsenil until robin ver persie came and saved them from near doom though they're unable to cope more crap...as for man u...the red frigate rammed straight into the rocky outbanks of portsmouth and sank..only the chelski army had good luck as they whacked northerners

and napoli is bankrupt...coincidentally maradona was sturggling with health probs and hence they also went ill...less sordid than AIK...but very tragic anyway...even so...it's business as usual for juve as they just about ripped apart the donkeys...and jordan andriy shevchenko went to genoa and plundered the bank...if the french conquered venice and debts brought down naples...it's just about true that shev took over genoa..and one more draw for inter even when adriano the god is firing ammo...this time against Lazio


Group Stage - Matchday 4

02/11/2004

CSKA va Chelski(Mr Mourinho better get some furry jerseys before setting off to Moscow...and if Roman Abramovich goes there...he needs informers and bodyguards in case Mr Putin had a arrest warrant for him and then the KGB raid his yacht and found the booty...of course must have bulletproof planes as well as anti missile tech in case putin orders a missile to be shot at the abramovich jet)
Porto vs PSG(ok...just hope the dragons still have some fire)
PSV vs Rosenborg(Rosenborg is not frozen..so PSV can just eat)
Arsenil vs Pana(another 1-1 draw)
Barca vs AC Milan(draw 1-1 since both are on form)
Celtic vs Shaktar(parkhead would most likely be raided by Matuzalem and rats)
Bremen vs Anderlecht(Haedo medicine again)
Inter vs Valencia(more thrashings this time...adriano leading)

03/11

Olympiacos vs Monaco(ok...monaco would most likely get burnt up in greece)
Deppr vs Pool(draw 0-0 since depor are batted by albacete)
Dinamo vs Galaticos(ok...last time the galaticos went to kiev they were given some freezing pack and then gobbled up by barbarians...this time we expect owen's galaticos to make life a bit difficult for those ukrainians who make life difficult too)
Roma vs Bayer(Roma in trouble...so Franca would most likely show up some ace he didn't show against Jan Koller)
Bayern vs Juve(tight but given juve torn up chievo and bayern stun fishing...a 0-1)
Maccabi vs Ajax(it's really now or never for tel aviv if they don't want to be the first to be slain..and ajax is getting okay now...so watch out)
Man U vs Sparta(even if they were punked at fratton park...it seems like the czechs will have nothing to show the red army)
Lyon vs Fener the Suck(ex cruzeiro ppl get together...but mr bazooka(juninho) will settle matters...as for mr botak(cris)...well...there's no mr Black(Cacapa) and no Mr Bullet(Elber) so Mr Bomb(Nilmar) will still be a sub)

UEFA CUP

04/11/2004

Stuttgart vs Benifca(1-2)
Partizan vs Egaleo(2-0)
Parma vs Steaua(1-3)
Utrecht vs Dnipro(2-1)
Toon Army vs Dinamo(4-1)
Hearts vs Schalke(0-2)
Boro vs Lazio(1-1)
Besiktas vs Athletic(2-1 or 1-1)
Austria vs Zaragoza(0-2)
LOSC vs Zenit(3-2)
FTC vs Feyenoord(1-3)
Sporting vs Panonios(2-1)
AZ vs Auxerre(1-1)
Sevilla vs Aachen(3-0)

(Bibliography:UEFA.com)

and exams are now on...so i'm stopping...cl is quite guai lan...better gamble on geog though and Kerry Rocks