confirmed liao...wolfsburg on top...schalke and stuttgart all conceded 3 goals each as schalke got bitten by berlin dogs and stuttgart collapsed once again against wolfsburg and bayern don't need to even thrash anybody coz they will spend 36 months away from the summit...bremen drew 2-2 with leverkusen and the sordid story of dortmund continues against kaiserslautern

in france things is a little messier...lyon as expected burned canaries down to the last feather while lens drew against nice...but the biggest flop today comes from psg...a win over marseille is nulled by bordeaux who promptly took out vintage 2001 casks and drowned each one...oh speaking of the latest vintage 2003...heatwaves really kill people and allow grapes to become so good...and 2004...the only beneficiaries of global warming are the french vintners who will get a bumper crop of mature grapes for wine...flabbiness not withstanding from crappy casks

in england we have tottenham coldspurs gallantly falling down to 4-5 against the nil gang and this spells out 9 problems for arsenil

no bergkamp trouble in UCL(he can't fly..PSV can promptly tuck in)...Vieira off form...and maybe going to madrid(oh i hope this happens)...theirry henry is going to be off form(then barca comes with cash)...unleash pascal cygan(trouble for the nils)...jens lehmann plays like a fool and players can't help but kick reyes...if fabregas join edu and silva in the crocked list they are finished(and vieira rubs in by joining galaticos)...worst defensive record like those relegation contenders...

and chelski tore up fulham 4-1 with causes jose mourinho to be called god and roman abramovich to be called messiah

here's baros the boss and he scores 2 penalties in a 3-2 win...and we got news that there's civil war in the republic of mancunia...malcom satan glazer has asked an angel from hell to muscle out 3 directors out of MUPLC board and if magnier and mcmanus does not save them...we should have them hung...lucky the big city lawyer and city bank helping them quit or man u will be in big trouble

there's espanyol in maxi-mum power after winning against racing...and then maxi-mum yellow cards saw maxi out,athletic winning 2-1 against vilareal,osasuna and getafe won 1-0 each,and valencia in a terrible 10 game without win in a 0-0 draw against zaragoza

and according to the tipsters they didn't realli disappoint most punters by tipping psv to win against willem ii 1-0 and congratulations to loko moscow as they won the russian league as for dinamo they were saved by a 1-1 draw against spartak...they found kuban to slay instead

oh ya it's game over now...byebye