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Thursday, November 18, 2004

oh yeah the last two days have been losing the plot for me...was joking with someone that 66.6% of the cohort will find doing R.V more unbearable than meeting the Devil(or Satan) yesterday..and guess what...we will have 12.3% embroiled in a controversy over if the bloody boat took 34,35 or 37 seconds to cross 250m while 66.6% would most likely get 6 marks(or horrors of horrors,7) lopped off so 78.9% in trouble...then 100-78.9=21.1...wait why cannot be 23.4%..cuz somehow there will be a few in the 12.3% getting the really correct answer...while 34.5% will have some politically incorrect answer like mine...which is 52 and the rest...blanks

and wednesday has never been so black...first up was e geog which i completed 95% when that old witch(nah actually the chief invigilator) said times up...and then i only realised that i finished 66.6% of my qn 6b and i can forget about the physical feature part...and my sympathy to those who went to do qn 5...all most likely kena cuz it's quite tough...and i really thought if chief invigilators are robots in human skin produced en masse in the Singapore Exams and Ass-essment Board factory in somewhere...they always say the same stuff during the start of each paper...and that old bitch always like to say don't turn your heads like a lighthouse...why vocab so limited or programmed by the SEAB to say only this or they afraid their post disappear next year if they don't follow the instructions...and the invigilators are all programmed to look very grim and unwilling to invigilate...just like dementors

and then physics...paper 1 is okay and paper 2...lebron say last year paper got a level qn...and then this year has something to do with heat crapping and alcohol being heated...quite rightly...i can find the temperature but can only think of thermal equilibrium...losing the plot liao...tomorrow chem paper would have little problems except to explain ionic compound and electron transfer..

and what's this si mi lan chiao rule of banning the taking out of unused stationery out of this exam hall...f-ing flaw lah...u noe...juz write on the paper your name and index number and it's used...then they say what crush the paper...pranksters just fold and then take the paper out of the room...so that they got unused stationery...me had 2 graph paper and 2 foolscap taken out by such means...and then say what check...just fold and they dun say anything

but then a good quantity of us believe that the cambridge old men are more lenient than the locals...quite rightly they may help us...esp when i forgot to convert some of the improper fraction to mixed number...see lah..so how...moderation is essential in humans so this formula still holds

your ss mark is 50-x

minimum mark to get such a grade

b4:5+x
b3:10+x
a2:15+x
a1:20+x

where x> is the mark u kena minus from ss...if x is equal it's okay...but if x is more hahaha...you have some leeway and if x is less u're in deep shit

but a good by product of the end of such fuckin subjects is that you can have the right to send it to people who need it more....to banish all exam stress and trouble...take a shoebox(prefably a cardboard one) and stuff all your unwanted books inside...then either dig a hole and bury it or you build up something like a campfire scouts and guides enjoy...and to tell ya...this is how i learnt it from scouts...stack the firewood alternate...wrap a rag around a piece of wood and pour alcohol/ethanol...then put your bonfire coal on 2 sheets of metal..then prepare a table where you then wrap a piece of white shroud...and mutter a generic prayer...prefably something like...eh geog teachers dun stress me out again liao...something like that...then either put your books on the rubbish bin,or bury it or cremate it or just do this as a nominal ritual and give the stuff away(unless your stuff are very untidy) and then voila...after the "funeral" of books you then invite as many friends as possible...prefably those stressed out by exams and then we go and chill out

Jose Luis Fabiano at 11/18/2004 11:50:00 AM