oh ya as is the dugout times tradition we bring ya the results you want...

PSV 1 Arsenil 1 (yay long live chelsea...rewind man u...rewind psv...rewind panathinaikos...and lets see what ugly football arsenil plays...2 red cards...no racist but the blacks now take aim at koreans...so whites boo blacks,blacks attack koreans,koreans do wat?)
Rosenborg 1 Panathinaikos 1 (well...Rosenborg can enter knockout?too good to be true but at least they can help both teams starting with P)

Farcelona 1 Celtic 1 (lucky no larsson for celtic...unlucky no larsson for farca)
AC Milan 4 Shakhtar 0 (u got 3 vs 3 playing brazillian panna...and kaka scores 2 while the wind scores another 2)

Werder 1 Inter 1 (it's been proven that if there's no adriano there will be more draws...so werder just need a draw at the mestalla)
Anderlecht 1 Valencia 2 (ok...claudio's brain is intact for now now that marco di vaio scores again after 10 games)

Chelsea 0 PSG 0 (seems like PSG plays camping football...shoot anyhow to frustrate chelsea)
CSKA 0 Porto 1 (you don't freeze a vintage port or even a colheita coz you will taste something very bitter just like the Russians did...and no...they don't add vodka into port as a cocktail as this combo is fatal)