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Saturday, November 27, 2004
...we know what happened to juve now...though the club doctor is given a suspended jail sentence for drug giving...there's no stopping the year of the zlatan...so you know what we will do...still go for draws
Friday, November 26, 2004
ok...plans for prom...secret arh
1:arrive at lebron's house in a mercedes cab or london cab...booking costs $8,starts from $2.40,peak period $1...$11.40 now...expect bill to run to $30
2:book a hotel room at Mandarin hotel and troop down after prom...note..need 5 or 6 ppl to enter and then depending on bill it's $30 to $36 in 3 days before christmas)
3:watch midnite movies at cathay cineleisure after prom...$8 per pax and then u may need a taxi...so $8+midnite surcharge(50%)
4:maybe consider having breakfast at brasserie tatler...bill definitely goes to $50 at least
clothes:shirt and tie available...so free
1:arrive at lebron's house in a mercedes cab or london cab...booking costs $8,starts from $2.40,peak period $1...$11.40 now...expect bill to run to $30
2:book a hotel room at Mandarin hotel and troop down after prom...note..need 5 or 6 ppl to enter and then depending on bill it's $30 to $36 in 3 days before christmas)
3:watch midnite movies at cathay cineleisure after prom...$8 per pax and then u may need a taxi...so $8+midnite surcharge(50%)
4:maybe consider having breakfast at brasserie tatler...bill definitely goes to $50 at least
clothes:shirt and tie available...so free
well well well...we make good of our promise this time regarding the uefa cup fixtures and results
headlines:
dnipro is on a grand run as a goal sank austria and sent them to the quarter finals...and they did it with a fully ukrainian squad
sochaux's renault cocks out and rolls over sideways towards the valleyface as newcastle made little work of them...and to make matters worse the esso petrol they are using also exploded
boro goes to spain and is whacked by two clear goals instead of racist stuff...people in the el madrigal aren't as villianous or racist as ultras sur
other results
amica 1 alkmaar 3 (yeah seems like pole power is quite limited)
schalke 2 ferencvaros 0 (an own goal,a georgian score,ailton everywhere and they just about ate up a hungry hungarian)
standard 2 parma 1 (as expected,parma's form is near useless)
club brugge 1 utrecht 0 (as expected)
Rangers 3 GAK 0(Grazer can't make it)
Dinamo Tbilisi 0 Sporting 4 (chomp,chomp chomp chomp)
Benfica 2 Zagreb 0 (ok...it ends up as Tomo inviting his countrymen...and then he shot everyone down)
Zenit 1 Sevilla 1 (antifreeze is barely enough for...90 mins)
Basel 1 Hearts 2 (biggest cockout of the week no 2)
Steaua 2 Besiktas 1 (just as expected)
Lazio 2 Partizan 2 (erm...di Canio and the gang stops those serbs from eating up rome after eating up bosnia)
AEK 1 Lille 2 (still as hopeless as ever...and our correspondent votes are like...very true)
Hereenveen 1 Stuttgart 0 (quite a surprise)
and our betting ministry is in full force...wait...no...EPL first...then Serie A,then Liga,the Bundesliga,then Ligue 1..so on so forth
EPL
27/11/04
Fulham - Blackburn (fulham -1.5;1x2:1/0.5goal:Fulham/Total goals:2,3)
Birmingham - Norwich (Birmingham -1.5;x/birmingham/0,2)
Bolton - Portsmouth (bolton -1.5 or 0; 1/portsmouth/1,2,3)
Charlton - Chelsea (charlton +1.5; 2/charlton/2,3)
Southampton - Palace (Southampton -1.5; 2/saints/1,2)
West Brom - Man. United (West Brom +1.5 or 2; 2/man u/2,3)
Man. City - Villa (man C +1.5; 2/man c/1,2)
28/11/04
Newcastle - Everton (newcastle -1.5 or 0; x/everton/0,2)
Tottenham - Middlesbrough (spurs +1.5 or +1; 2/spurs/1,2,3)
Liverpool - Arsenil (Liverpool 0; x/pool/0,2)
Serie A
28/11/04
Juve vs Inter (0; x/Inter/0,2)
Ligue 1
27/11/04
Lyon - Auxerre (Lyon -1; 1/Auxerre/3)
Marseille - Nantes (0; x/Nantes/2)
Toulouse - Monaco (Toulouse +1.5; x/toulouse/2)
28/11/04
Lille - Strasbourg (Lille -1.5; 1/Strasbourg/1,2)
Sochaux - Lens (Sochaux -0.5; 1/Lens/1,2)
Nice - PSG (Nice +1; x/Nice/0,2)
Bundesliga
27/11/04
Bremen - Dortmund (Bremen -1.5; 1/Dortmund/1,2,3)
Liga
27/11/04
Getafe - Farcelona (Getafe +2; 2/Getafe/1,2)
Espanyol - Atlético (Espanyol -0.5; 1/Atletico/1,2)
Betis - Villarreal (Betis 0; x/Betis/2)
28/11/04
Osasuna - Sevilla (Osasuna -1; 2/Osasuna/1,2)
Real Madrid - Levante (Real Madrid -1; 1/Levante/1,3)
Valencia - Mallorca (Valencia -2; x/Mallorca/0,2)
that's it...the betting ministry will be fully upgraded as the weeks go by
headlines:
dnipro is on a grand run as a goal sank austria and sent them to the quarter finals...and they did it with a fully ukrainian squad
sochaux's renault cocks out and rolls over sideways towards the valleyface as newcastle made little work of them...and to make matters worse the esso petrol they are using also exploded
boro goes to spain and is whacked by two clear goals instead of racist stuff...people in the el madrigal aren't as villianous or racist as ultras sur
other results
amica 1 alkmaar 3 (yeah seems like pole power is quite limited)
schalke 2 ferencvaros 0 (an own goal,a georgian score,ailton everywhere and they just about ate up a hungry hungarian)
standard 2 parma 1 (as expected,parma's form is near useless)
club brugge 1 utrecht 0 (as expected)
Rangers 3 GAK 0(Grazer can't make it)
Dinamo Tbilisi 0 Sporting 4 (chomp,chomp chomp chomp)
Benfica 2 Zagreb 0 (ok...it ends up as Tomo inviting his countrymen...and then he shot everyone down)
Zenit 1 Sevilla 1 (antifreeze is barely enough for...90 mins)
Basel 1 Hearts 2 (biggest cockout of the week no 2)
Steaua 2 Besiktas 1 (just as expected)
Lazio 2 Partizan 2 (erm...di Canio and the gang stops those serbs from eating up rome after eating up bosnia)
AEK 1 Lille 2 (still as hopeless as ever...and our correspondent votes are like...very true)
Hereenveen 1 Stuttgart 0 (quite a surprise)
and our betting ministry is in full force...wait...no...EPL first...then Serie A,then Liga,the Bundesliga,then Ligue 1..so on so forth
EPL
27/11/04
Fulham - Blackburn (fulham -1.5;1x2:1/0.5goal:Fulham/Total goals:2,3)
Birmingham - Norwich (Birmingham -1.5;x/birmingham/0,2)
Bolton - Portsmouth (bolton -1.5 or 0; 1/portsmouth/1,2,3)
Charlton - Chelsea (charlton +1.5; 2/charlton/2,3)
Southampton - Palace (Southampton -1.5; 2/saints/1,2)
West Brom - Man. United (West Brom +1.5 or 2; 2/man u/2,3)
Man. City - Villa (man C +1.5; 2/man c/1,2)
28/11/04
Newcastle - Everton (newcastle -1.5 or 0; x/everton/0,2)
Tottenham - Middlesbrough (spurs +1.5 or +1; 2/spurs/1,2,3)
Liverpool - Arsenil (Liverpool 0; x/pool/0,2)
Serie A
28/11/04
Juve vs Inter (0; x/Inter/0,2)
Ligue 1
27/11/04
Lyon - Auxerre (Lyon -1; 1/Auxerre/3)
Marseille - Nantes (0; x/Nantes/2)
Toulouse - Monaco (Toulouse +1.5; x/toulouse/2)
28/11/04
Lille - Strasbourg (Lille -1.5; 1/Strasbourg/1,2)
Sochaux - Lens (Sochaux -0.5; 1/Lens/1,2)
Nice - PSG (Nice +1; x/Nice/0,2)
Bundesliga
27/11/04
Bremen - Dortmund (Bremen -1.5; 1/Dortmund/1,2,3)
Liga
27/11/04
Getafe - Farcelona (Getafe +2; 2/Getafe/1,2)
Espanyol - Atlético (Espanyol -0.5; 1/Atletico/1,2)
Betis - Villarreal (Betis 0; x/Betis/2)
28/11/04
Osasuna - Sevilla (Osasuna -1; 2/Osasuna/1,2)
Real Madrid - Levante (Real Madrid -1; 1/Levante/1,3)
Valencia - Mallorca (Valencia -2; x/Mallorca/0,2)
that's it...the betting ministry will be fully upgraded as the weeks go by
Thursday, November 25, 2004
oh ya as is the dugout times tradition we bring ya the results you want...
PSV 1 Arsenil 1 (yay long live chelsea...rewind man u...rewind psv...rewind panathinaikos...and lets see what ugly football arsenil plays...2 red cards...no racist but the blacks now take aim at koreans...so whites boo blacks,blacks attack koreans,koreans do wat?)
Rosenborg 1 Panathinaikos 1 (well...Rosenborg can enter knockout?too good to be true but at least they can help both teams starting with P)
Farcelona 1 Celtic 1 (lucky no larsson for celtic...unlucky no larsson for farca)
AC Milan 4 Shakhtar 0 (u got 3 vs 3 playing brazillian panna...and kaka scores 2 while the wind scores another 2)
Werder 1 Inter 1 (it's been proven that if there's no adriano there will be more draws...so werder just need a draw at the mestalla)
Anderlecht 1 Valencia 2 (ok...claudio's brain is intact for now now that marco di vaio scores again after 10 games)
Chelsea 0 PSG 0 (seems like PSG plays camping football...shoot anyhow to frustrate chelsea)
CSKA 0 Porto 1 (you don't freeze a vintage port or even a colheita coz you will taste something very bitter just like the Russians did...and no...they don't add vodka into port as a cocktail as this combo is fatal)
PSV 1 Arsenil 1 (yay long live chelsea...rewind man u...rewind psv...rewind panathinaikos...and lets see what ugly football arsenil plays...2 red cards...no racist but the blacks now take aim at koreans...so whites boo blacks,blacks attack koreans,koreans do wat?)
Rosenborg 1 Panathinaikos 1 (well...Rosenborg can enter knockout?too good to be true but at least they can help both teams starting with P)
Farcelona 1 Celtic 1 (lucky no larsson for celtic...unlucky no larsson for farca)
AC Milan 4 Shakhtar 0 (u got 3 vs 3 playing brazillian panna...and kaka scores 2 while the wind scores another 2)
Werder 1 Inter 1 (it's been proven that if there's no adriano there will be more draws...so werder just need a draw at the mestalla)
Anderlecht 1 Valencia 2 (ok...claudio's brain is intact for now now that marco di vaio scores again after 10 games)
Chelsea 0 PSG 0 (seems like PSG plays camping football...shoot anyhow to frustrate chelsea)
CSKA 0 Porto 1 (you don't freeze a vintage port or even a colheita coz you will taste something very bitter just like the Russians did...and no...they don't add vodka into port as a cocktail as this combo is fatal)
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
ok...truthfully the thought of taking LEP in NYJC hasn't crossed past my mind for like...a long time...and going in for the 1st 3 mths and then see how seems a better idea than getting corrupted in CJC or SRJC...and running into an abyss of doom...
and well...18-50%=9 so it doesn't even matter if i go into arts or sci...in RJC...there's no stream called Sci or Art..just Raffles...cuz they are so good in everything...and yanlong...i wonder if u're bullshitting or something...u say RJC would not accept Chinese students(what i mean is CL and HCL)...my foot...those HCL ppl and CL ppl has equal chances so as long they meet 8-9...no one is disadvantaged because his CL is inferior...u can expect that some of the RJ ppl are quite bad in MT...and who the heck says they can't go in...the only difference is that they take AO CL or not...
well...as always see how first..maybe the old men at cambridge decide they be so generouss this time...dun wanna talk about sch anymore
and well...18-50%=9 so it doesn't even matter if i go into arts or sci...in RJC...there's no stream called Sci or Art..just Raffles...cuz they are so good in everything...and yanlong...i wonder if u're bullshitting or something...u say RJC would not accept Chinese students(what i mean is CL and HCL)...my foot...those HCL ppl and CL ppl has equal chances so as long they meet 8-9...no one is disadvantaged because his CL is inferior...u can expect that some of the RJ ppl are quite bad in MT...and who the heck says they can't go in...the only difference is that they take AO CL or not...
well...as always see how first..maybe the old men at cambridge decide they be so generouss this time...dun wanna talk about sch anymore
well well well...here's updated scores for champs league
Monaco 1 Liverpool 0 (it's now Rafa's turn to lose the plot)
Olympiacos 1 Depor 0 (hahaha as expected)
Dinamo 2 Roma 0 (it doesn't make a difference whether they got tooti or not)
real Madrid 1 Bayer Leverkusen 1 (if both ends up in defeat in their respective leagues they will draw...and it's quite true)
Juventus 1 Ajax 0 (another Italian style play,another win)
Bayern 5 Maccabi 1 (ok...after guzzling down so much helles...they need some food...so they found a target)
Sparta 0 Fenerfarce 1 (ok...thy end of thy road for Sparta)
Man U 2 Lyon 1 (sublime Ruud Rooy goals gives Fergie the greatest 1000th game...and fittingly it's the french)
ok...will bring you more updates later
Monaco 1 Liverpool 0 (it's now Rafa's turn to lose the plot)
Olympiacos 1 Depor 0 (hahaha as expected)
Dinamo 2 Roma 0 (it doesn't make a difference whether they got tooti or not)
real Madrid 1 Bayer Leverkusen 1 (if both ends up in defeat in their respective leagues they will draw...and it's quite true)
Juventus 1 Ajax 0 (another Italian style play,another win)
Bayern 5 Maccabi 1 (ok...after guzzling down so much helles...they need some food...so they found a target)
Sparta 0 Fenerfarce 1 (ok...thy end of thy road for Sparta)
Man U 2 Lyon 1 (sublime Ruud Rooy goals gives Fergie the greatest 1000th game...and fittingly it's the french)
ok...will bring you more updates later
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
see lah...we can't resist the temptation to give you uefa cup fixtures...so here you go...
25/11/2004
Amica vs Alkmaar (well...with the dutch in a fine vein of form we expect nothing less than 0-2)
Schalke vs Ferencváros (well...lets go eat the hungarians now that the germans are so hungry even after beating bayer)
Standard vs Parma (maybe a draw will do...but we expect standard to overperform)
Club Brugge vs Utrecht (too close to call...but we expect brugge to at least run away with a 1-1 draw and even a win)
Dnipro vs Austria (we know what will archdukes do...)
Rangers vs GAK (i'm praying Grazer wins...but this seems quite unlikely)
Dinamo Tbilisi vs Sporting (Sporting would very likely eat this one)
Benfica vs Dinamo Zagreb (returning home for Tomo is a chore as far as this game is concerned..but the floor wouldn't look like...very grimy)
Zenit vs Sevilla (how to transplant a beast to st petersburg and then strap antifreeze around so that they don't freeze is one mysterious qn best left to dr alfaro)
Basel vs Hearts (okok...basel should eat this one like...3-1)
Steaua vs Besiktas (When you have negative publicity on fan stabbings being investigated by the police this is a time for your opponent to win...and we can't see why there's no star on top)
Sochaux vs Newcastle (since those french are so on form...let's drive a renault megane from the museum and run those hapless magpies over)
Villarreal vs Middlesbrough (Boro is the form team of the moment...but we expect them to struggle before slotting one home)
Lazio vs Partizan (we are definitely rooting for a partizan win given lazio is quite wobbly)
AEK vs Lille (the greeks are saved from bankruptcy...so it's time to eat lille up...or is it the other way round...after our correspondents voted in an email poll...they think the latter is more likely(12 votes to 8)
Heerenveen vs Stuttgart (so how...stuttgart win lor...)
yeah yeah yeah...just hope liverpool pulls a surprise against the Nil Gang to rub into PSV's defeat of the most sucky club in the world...Arsenil
25/11/2004
Amica vs Alkmaar (well...with the dutch in a fine vein of form we expect nothing less than 0-2)
Schalke vs Ferencváros (well...lets go eat the hungarians now that the germans are so hungry even after beating bayer)
Standard vs Parma (maybe a draw will do...but we expect standard to overperform)
Club Brugge vs Utrecht (too close to call...but we expect brugge to at least run away with a 1-1 draw and even a win)
Dnipro vs Austria (we know what will archdukes do...)
Rangers vs GAK (i'm praying Grazer wins...but this seems quite unlikely)
Dinamo Tbilisi vs Sporting (Sporting would very likely eat this one)
Benfica vs Dinamo Zagreb (returning home for Tomo is a chore as far as this game is concerned..but the floor wouldn't look like...very grimy)
Zenit vs Sevilla (how to transplant a beast to st petersburg and then strap antifreeze around so that they don't freeze is one mysterious qn best left to dr alfaro)
Basel vs Hearts (okok...basel should eat this one like...3-1)
Steaua vs Besiktas (When you have negative publicity on fan stabbings being investigated by the police this is a time for your opponent to win...and we can't see why there's no star on top)
Sochaux vs Newcastle (since those french are so on form...let's drive a renault megane from the museum and run those hapless magpies over)
Villarreal vs Middlesbrough (Boro is the form team of the moment...but we expect them to struggle before slotting one home)
Lazio vs Partizan (we are definitely rooting for a partizan win given lazio is quite wobbly)
AEK vs Lille (the greeks are saved from bankruptcy...so it's time to eat lille up...or is it the other way round...after our correspondents voted in an email poll...they think the latter is more likely(12 votes to 8)
Heerenveen vs Stuttgart (so how...stuttgart win lor...)
yeah yeah yeah...just hope liverpool pulls a surprise against the Nil Gang to rub into PSV's defeat of the most sucky club in the world...Arsenil
ok...saw the report on raffles jc...they say when they move to the new bishan hq...they would be even bigger than any other school...hwa chong can bother to move over...HCJC isn't even bigger than CCHMS(their premises i mean)or even dunman...and the whole area...most likely would be as big as the adriatic sea
so this brings me to mind the 17 JCs that we'd be choosin come 24 NOV for PAE(the last last time there will be prelim admission)
Raffles
Pros:super infrastructure,good students who had the chance of the lifetime to end up there...slacker and nerd friendly,very good CCAs...and of course the cream of the crop teachers
Cons:quite atas(hoity toity) to some ppl...and some students may have a tendency to try and outsmart each other
overall...u got the points then talk...but their admission criteria quite slack one...so as long ur finish score is between 2-8(for sci)(or 2-9 if u wan arts)...13-4,12-3,11-3,11-4...6-4 all can...mr hodge say one...and many ppl think 900 is the typical anmount of student a JC enrols...and i believe it's 1100...but if mr hodge has his way...1650(perhaps...can squeeze...juz borrow land from RI and that's a deal by itself)
rating:6 star like the conrad centennial...got money then talk
Hwa Chong (alias HCl)
pros:vibrant arts scene and somewhat okay in sports as would chinese style schs...cosmopolitan style...unlike NYJC which is decidedly cheena to english educated and ACJC and RJC which are more like...bananas to the chinese leaning
cons:u noe why hc has the highest abortion rate among all JCs...sex in the city perhaps...and then the principal anmd some teachers aren't that helpful...as do some of the students who seem diffuse
overall:quite excellent students but as a legend goes...u either end up there with ur stead or u'd be hooked by roving singles when they appear...and yeah...the abortion rate is well covered by the hcjc ppl
rating:5 star...
National(didn't go to their open house)
pros:maths quite good,as do the fact that they churn out a whole legion of MPs...
cons:maybe a bit dull like their uniform,ccas take a back seat except table tennis,not too conducive for friends
overall:ok...their academic excellence makes them no.3...but constant efforts to overtake raffles and hc have make them quite stuck up
rating:4.5 star...can do with more friendliness
Victoria
pros:arts scene quite okay...good arts stream, but is quite a balanced curriculum...quite good CCAs...
cons:2nd batch ppl may find that they have less cheese to eat(and less leadership posts)
overall:quite a cool option...so many good cchm,s students go there...but dunman nerd and anglican gas cylinder also come here...so do ppl tired of being in a fully anglo environ
rating 5.5 star
Temasek
pros:well...decent ccas...nice balance in curriculum...good principal
cons:ok none of note,...somehow the only gripe was that if u are the atas brit sort who sees class...dun go...u find them quite playful as the best neighbourhood sch ppl goes there as well...
overall:very popular...can't squeeze all like mr hodge can so if u can't dun be diapoointed
rating
Anderson(didn't go their open house)
pros:ok...just the no 1 neighbourhood jc who have excellent results to boot
cons:like their principal they are a boring lot...maybe their wish to be top 5 has taken a toll
overall:ok la...dun expect too much in the face of competition
Anglo Chinese (or snob city to bengs and lians)
pros:wah piang...so big...sports complex,labs...u wan u got...vibrant cca scene also...and arts friendly...music...well u can also have it there...academically...since some of the past president scholars come from here...well...
cons:somehow they have taken up the methodist virtue of generiosity and hence the cost of living in ac is the highest
overall:if u have money to spare going to orchard road...this is it...and u muz be quite gd as well
St Andrews(or Saints...moving 2006)
pros:ok lor...quite okay in ccas and academic results...caring lot...anglican virtues in full force...and they're quite interesting...saint stickmen and halos
cons:some ppl may think there's too much god invoked..and their malan road premises are quite rundown...but u'd be rewarded come 2006
overall:okay
Tampines (which some ppl mistakenly end up thinking they chose TJC)
pros:decent results to boot...
cons:not much cca achievements
overall:a working class jc where u'd be working 4 ur results for real
Pioneer
pros:boosted by ex top sch ppl makes the jc quite a standout
cons:too young to make a impression in the face of well established heavyweights
overall:welcomes u with open arms...doesn't sound like a bottom 5 jc
Nanyang
pros:good at humans and chinese...newly upgraded
cons:too cheena to english educated...
overall:the last decent JC if u wanna go university
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Jurong
pros:no impression
cons:no impression
overall:no impresion
Catholic
pros:truthfully...none
cons:very promiscous students...which cause them to be ranked joint 1st with hc for highest abortion rate
overall:dun recommend ya to go except when forced
Serangoon(akas super raffles jc)
pros:heard they are a honest bunch...no proof
cons:infested with bengs and lians...so u know what to excpect
overall:u rot i rot...so avoid...unless u are a silvestre sim wan-na-be
Yishun
pros:very flexi course options...quite good when you need to boost your rating
cons:being infested with bengs and lians again
overall:this deserves a benefit of a dooubt
Innova
pros and cons:so new...flaws can't surface yet
overall:dunno...u can be a pioneer and depending on your luck it's either a barren sahel or el dorado
so this brings me to mind the 17 JCs that we'd be choosin come 24 NOV for PAE(the last last time there will be prelim admission)
Raffles
Pros:super infrastructure,good students who had the chance of the lifetime to end up there...slacker and nerd friendly,very good CCAs...and of course the cream of the crop teachers
Cons:quite atas(hoity toity) to some ppl...and some students may have a tendency to try and outsmart each other
overall...u got the points then talk...but their admission criteria quite slack one...so as long ur finish score is between 2-8(for sci)(or 2-9 if u wan arts)...13-4,12-3,11-3,11-4...6-4 all can...mr hodge say one...and many ppl think 900 is the typical anmount of student a JC enrols...and i believe it's 1100...but if mr hodge has his way...1650(perhaps...can squeeze...juz borrow land from RI and that's a deal by itself)
rating:6 star like the conrad centennial...got money then talk
Hwa Chong (alias HCl)
pros:vibrant arts scene and somewhat okay in sports as would chinese style schs...cosmopolitan style...unlike NYJC which is decidedly cheena to english educated and ACJC and RJC which are more like...bananas to the chinese leaning
cons:u noe why hc has the highest abortion rate among all JCs...sex in the city perhaps...and then the principal anmd some teachers aren't that helpful...as do some of the students who seem diffuse
overall:quite excellent students but as a legend goes...u either end up there with ur stead or u'd be hooked by roving singles when they appear...and yeah...the abortion rate is well covered by the hcjc ppl
rating:5 star...
National(didn't go to their open house)
pros:maths quite good,as do the fact that they churn out a whole legion of MPs...
cons:maybe a bit dull like their uniform,ccas take a back seat except table tennis,not too conducive for friends
overall:ok...their academic excellence makes them no.3...but constant efforts to overtake raffles and hc have make them quite stuck up
rating:4.5 star...can do with more friendliness
Victoria
pros:arts scene quite okay...good arts stream, but is quite a balanced curriculum...quite good CCAs...
cons:2nd batch ppl may find that they have less cheese to eat(and less leadership posts)
overall:quite a cool option...so many good cchm,s students go there...but dunman nerd and anglican gas cylinder also come here...so do ppl tired of being in a fully anglo environ
rating 5.5 star
Temasek
pros:well...decent ccas...nice balance in curriculum...good principal
cons:ok none of note,...somehow the only gripe was that if u are the atas brit sort who sees class...dun go...u find them quite playful as the best neighbourhood sch ppl goes there as well...
overall:very popular...can't squeeze all like mr hodge can so if u can't dun be diapoointed
rating
Anderson(didn't go their open house)
pros:ok...just the no 1 neighbourhood jc who have excellent results to boot
cons:like their principal they are a boring lot...maybe their wish to be top 5 has taken a toll
overall:ok la...dun expect too much in the face of competition
Anglo Chinese (or snob city to bengs and lians)
pros:wah piang...so big...sports complex,labs...u wan u got...vibrant cca scene also...and arts friendly...music...well u can also have it there...academically...since some of the past president scholars come from here...well...
cons:somehow they have taken up the methodist virtue of generiosity and hence the cost of living in ac is the highest
overall:if u have money to spare going to orchard road...this is it...and u muz be quite gd as well
St Andrews(or Saints...moving 2006)
pros:ok lor...quite okay in ccas and academic results...caring lot...anglican virtues in full force...and they're quite interesting...saint stickmen and halos
cons:some ppl may think there's too much god invoked..and their malan road premises are quite rundown...but u'd be rewarded come 2006
overall:okay
Tampines (which some ppl mistakenly end up thinking they chose TJC)
pros:decent results to boot...
cons:not much cca achievements
overall:a working class jc where u'd be working 4 ur results for real
Pioneer
pros:boosted by ex top sch ppl makes the jc quite a standout
cons:too young to make a impression in the face of well established heavyweights
overall:welcomes u with open arms...doesn't sound like a bottom 5 jc
Nanyang
pros:good at humans and chinese...newly upgraded
cons:too cheena to english educated...
overall:the last decent JC if u wanna go university
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Jurong
pros:no impression
cons:no impression
overall:no impresion
Catholic
pros:truthfully...none
cons:very promiscous students...which cause them to be ranked joint 1st with hc for highest abortion rate
overall:dun recommend ya to go except when forced
Serangoon(akas super raffles jc)
pros:heard they are a honest bunch...no proof
cons:infested with bengs and lians...so u know what to excpect
overall:u rot i rot...so avoid...unless u are a silvestre sim wan-na-be
Yishun
pros:very flexi course options...quite good when you need to boost your rating
cons:being infested with bengs and lians again
overall:this deserves a benefit of a dooubt
Innova
pros and cons:so new...flaws can't surface yet
overall:dunno...u can be a pioneer and depending on your luck it's either a barren sahel or el dorado
Monday, November 22, 2004
and before i forget...when old firm isn't one messy controversial mess celtic always wins...but this time rangers play a lot of cheat...
since the castillians lost a huge sum in betting 1...we only want to bring ya score..and then goals
28:etoo bamboozles carlos and casillas to score
43:gio taiko score
55:owen steps in for becks
57:owen misses a sitter
65:samuel does a decent job and all it took was guti to hack down etoo and ronaldinho scores the penalty
71:larsson is out...for real...his knee giving probs again
90:no violence...as if it were a friendly
farcelona 3 real real madrid 0
levante 1 betis 2
sevilla 1 espanyol 0
real sociedad 3 athletic bilbao 2
hamburg 3 wolfsburg 1
bayer 0 schalke 3
man u 2 charlton 0
arsenil 1 west broom 1
chelsea 2 bolton 2
liverpool 0 boro 2
maccabi tel aviv 0 m.haifa 3
fenerbahce 2 trabzonspor 0
austria 0 GAK 0
lille 1 lens 1
nantes 0 bordeaux 1
so this week's champs league predictions is quite rightly...based on such results
monaco vs pool(both suffered home losses...so the one with the home advantage wins)
olympiacos vs depor(under no circumstance will you back the spanish or even draw)
real madrid vs leverkusen(since both were defeated 3-0 expect a 3-3 or 0-0 draw...mind you it's not 4D)
dinamo vs roma(well...it's the death knell for tootti and his idiots)
juve vs ajax(well...see how...let's shoot 4 cartridges of ammo)
bayern vs maccabi(a bayern win)
man u vs lyon(lets see...man u should get away with a draw or a late goal)
sparta va fenerbahce(ahem...lets go for a 0-0 draw)
CSKA vs Porto(just freeze the Port)
Chelski vs PSG(ok...it's dead meat for PSG unless they implode)
PSV vs Arsenil(well...arsenil is drawing so much it can even lose to PSV)
Rosenborg vs Panathinaikos(brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....(i mean the greeks))
Milan vs Shaktar(if shaktar wins...there will be an investigation by Interpol)
farcelona vs Celtic(ok...henrik Larsson will be a tour guide this week and let celtic see the nou camp as a cauldron)
bremen vs inter(draw in serie a win in champs league lose in bundesliga lose in champs league)
valencia vs anderlecht(they are back...but dun expect los che to have a steep gradient in their speed time graph)
and with effect from today onwards...we only give scores for UEFA cup fixtures...this is beacuse the editor finds himself forgetting to update scores after giving fixtures
that's all...bye
28:etoo bamboozles carlos and casillas to score
43:gio taiko score
55:owen steps in for becks
57:owen misses a sitter
65:samuel does a decent job and all it took was guti to hack down etoo and ronaldinho scores the penalty
71:larsson is out...for real...his knee giving probs again
90:no violence...as if it were a friendly
farcelona 3 real real madrid 0
levante 1 betis 2
sevilla 1 espanyol 0
real sociedad 3 athletic bilbao 2
hamburg 3 wolfsburg 1
bayer 0 schalke 3
man u 2 charlton 0
arsenil 1 west broom 1
chelsea 2 bolton 2
liverpool 0 boro 2
maccabi tel aviv 0 m.haifa 3
fenerbahce 2 trabzonspor 0
austria 0 GAK 0
lille 1 lens 1
nantes 0 bordeaux 1
so this week's champs league predictions is quite rightly...based on such results
monaco vs pool(both suffered home losses...so the one with the home advantage wins)
olympiacos vs depor(under no circumstance will you back the spanish or even draw)
real madrid vs leverkusen(since both were defeated 3-0 expect a 3-3 or 0-0 draw...mind you it's not 4D)
dinamo vs roma(well...it's the death knell for tootti and his idiots)
juve vs ajax(well...see how...let's shoot 4 cartridges of ammo)
bayern vs maccabi(a bayern win)
man u vs lyon(lets see...man u should get away with a draw or a late goal)
sparta va fenerbahce(ahem...lets go for a 0-0 draw)
CSKA vs Porto(just freeze the Port)
Chelski vs PSG(ok...it's dead meat for PSG unless they implode)
PSV vs Arsenil(well...arsenil is drawing so much it can even lose to PSV)
Rosenborg vs Panathinaikos(brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....(i mean the greeks))
Milan vs Shaktar(if shaktar wins...there will be an investigation by Interpol)
farcelona vs Celtic(ok...henrik Larsson will be a tour guide this week and let celtic see the nou camp as a cauldron)
bremen vs inter(draw in serie a win in champs league lose in bundesliga lose in champs league)
valencia vs anderlecht(they are back...but dun expect los che to have a steep gradient in their speed time graph)
and with effect from today onwards...we only give scores for UEFA cup fixtures...this is beacuse the editor finds himself forgetting to update scores after giving fixtures
that's all...bye
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Just before i forget...here's the result for second round of the Scandinavian Royal League
Group A
Valerenga 3 Rosenborg 2 (takes revenge...VIL:Iversen,Holm,Hagen RBK:Braaten,F.Johnsen)
Group B
Tromso 0 IFK Gothenburg 1
Group C
Halmstads 3 Malmo 1
next round:DEC 2...if you see the Rosenborg ground on that champions league...let me tell you that now in scandinavia it's getting quite wet and cold...
Group A
Valerenga 3 Rosenborg 2 (takes revenge...VIL:Iversen,Holm,Hagen RBK:Braaten,F.Johnsen)
Group B
Tromso 0 IFK Gothenburg 1
Group C
Halmstads 3 Malmo 1
next round:DEC 2...if you see the Rosenborg ground on that champions league...let me tell you that now in scandinavia it's getting quite wet and cold...
Saturday, November 20, 2004
well...there's no indication that someone would be getting out of GV Marina like...a scared cat...so 26/38 of BN ppl went to ms soh's house 4 her wedding...so we have those dudes doing all their own stuff and gals stuffing themselves with loads of jokes...and ms soh by the way looked quite stunning...in the pink gown...mr yue is invited tomorrow so the freespirit BN doesn't clash with dogchain yue...and the groom? dunno where he is...but mr lua joked with ms soh that she will be called mr long...paparazzi looking...careful hor
then what...silvestre is caught in a scandal...his mummy in fact...juz like rooy is scoring goals and then mickael silvestre and wes blown blooper at the back...was wondering wat happpens when taufik vs silvestre...he falls to a blooper and that's game over
so 14 are left and the worst thing of the day was that luis alvaro dropped his phone in the longkang...tried in vain to dry it before the phone worked and then cock out again...naturally it took him a trip to sony ericsson center before rejoining his friends...and in the process lua and dick left...
and then the bad part was that the ghost surfaced out of the sink...and the eerie red glow scared zk so much he went KNN...much to the consternation of the audience inside...and the girls went stiff...as for me...shiverring uncontrollably and went to toilet at the most exciting part so a warning should read...fast for 6h before watching horror movies...
ah and as they went out...it's the 4th level...let's hope nothing happens
then what...silvestre is caught in a scandal...his mummy in fact...juz like rooy is scoring goals and then mickael silvestre and wes blown blooper at the back...was wondering wat happpens when taufik vs silvestre...he falls to a blooper and that's game over
so 14 are left and the worst thing of the day was that luis alvaro dropped his phone in the longkang...tried in vain to dry it before the phone worked and then cock out again...naturally it took him a trip to sony ericsson center before rejoining his friends...and in the process lua and dick left...
and then the bad part was that the ghost surfaced out of the sink...and the eerie red glow scared zk so much he went KNN...much to the consternation of the audience inside...and the girls went stiff...as for me...shiverring uncontrollably and went to toilet at the most exciting part so a warning should read...fast for 6h before watching horror movies...
ah and as they went out...it's the 4th level...let's hope nothing happens
in the bundesliga...first it's known that bayern has made a loss...but were upbeat enough to take a dig at dortmund...who were unable to control their finances...so it was because of failure to win any silverware
and in the french league...the coach and a player got sent off(PSG side) in the 0-0 draw between PSG and Lyon...and Lille is coming on top...while Sochaux got rid of Monaco 3-1...
so in the epl man u got back to winning ways with a 2-0 lead...game still going on...so we expect the scoreline to stay the same...although man u have missed 3 clear cut chances
and juve is ambushed by atalanta while roma fell to siena in the italian cup...we don't know how juve can fall 2-0 but roma lost 3-1 so their season is looking so terrible that we may even expect relegation in the worst of all circumstances
and then it's 7h to the classico...the editor team is expecting to wake up at 0444am and watch the live telacast on ch i..so the editors expect a galatico draw or win;as for the basque derby...we either root for athletic or a draw...given both teams ain't convincing rite now
oh yea...we will update you on the battle of spain later after we have watched all the actions and blast all the tactics bit by bit
and in the french league...the coach and a player got sent off(PSG side) in the 0-0 draw between PSG and Lyon...and Lille is coming on top...while Sochaux got rid of Monaco 3-1...
so in the epl man u got back to winning ways with a 2-0 lead...game still going on...so we expect the scoreline to stay the same...although man u have missed 3 clear cut chances
and juve is ambushed by atalanta while roma fell to siena in the italian cup...we don't know how juve can fall 2-0 but roma lost 3-1 so their season is looking so terrible that we may even expect relegation in the worst of all circumstances
and then it's 7h to the classico...the editor team is expecting to wake up at 0444am and watch the live telacast on ch i..so the editors expect a galatico draw or win;as for the basque derby...we either root for athletic or a draw...given both teams ain't convincing rite now
oh yea...we will update you on the battle of spain later after we have watched all the actions and blast all the tactics bit by bit
Friday, November 19, 2004
ok...we can tell you...exams over...the rest...we won't tell you the rest of the plan,...be prepared for updates almost everyday from the editor of the dugout times...stay tuned
yeah i've no qualms about having silvestre out...but taufik is first inside...so i'm praying olinda will get in
all eyes on the classico now:
barca vs real madrid:farca miss gabri and maybe puyol...but we have xavi and the rest of the bigtime charlies in good condition...and who cares if spanairds are called racist..it's now if you are facist or real-ist...because barca and catalonia will never condone the castillians...and then what about the dogs of spain...dumb
and then ronaldo says that it's a 1-2 win and he will score one...the last time he visited nou camp...ronaldinho was crocked and banned...while ronaldo scored 1 and done with farca...
and we interrupt our bulletin with some crappers news...according to the dugout times editor he has rooted for taufik and olinda to battle each other out...the dumb thing was he hit jackpot one but missed jackpot 2
ok back to farca vs real madrid although history favours farca we expect real madrid to go on a rampage and throw just about anything...but then our stars for the day ronaldo and roberto carlos has recommend you to tick 2 in the sports lottery(in singapore bookie terms it means an away win on score) and then the next thing is...heard from the dugout times correspondent in spain that farca attack and attack and attack...and their local players only have poyol and xavi...the rest all stuff in and hitch a free ride and a free meal in the name of catalan nationalism...and continuing with betting tips...here's a tip...HTFT will either be D-A or H-A...then half goal go for real madrid and then total goals 1 2 or 3
well that's all...we will update you with the scores
all eyes on the classico now:
barca vs real madrid:farca miss gabri and maybe puyol...but we have xavi and the rest of the bigtime charlies in good condition...and who cares if spanairds are called racist..it's now if you are facist or real-ist...because barca and catalonia will never condone the castillians...and then what about the dogs of spain...dumb
and then ronaldo says that it's a 1-2 win and he will score one...the last time he visited nou camp...ronaldinho was crocked and banned...while ronaldo scored 1 and done with farca...
and we interrupt our bulletin with some crappers news...according to the dugout times editor he has rooted for taufik and olinda to battle each other out...the dumb thing was he hit jackpot one but missed jackpot 2
ok back to farca vs real madrid although history favours farca we expect real madrid to go on a rampage and throw just about anything...but then our stars for the day ronaldo and roberto carlos has recommend you to tick 2 in the sports lottery(in singapore bookie terms it means an away win on score) and then the next thing is...heard from the dugout times correspondent in spain that farca attack and attack and attack...and their local players only have poyol and xavi...the rest all stuff in and hitch a free ride and a free meal in the name of catalan nationalism...and continuing with betting tips...here's a tip...HTFT will either be D-A or H-A...then half goal go for real madrid and then total goals 1 2 or 3
well that's all...we will update you with the scores
Thursday, November 18, 2004
well...we know why english made windup toys can be quite cheapskate sometimes...quite dumb performance at the bernabeu caused english to lose...and ronaldo was numbed as ecuador won..as for the rest...we can only tell you they won...the ones expected to win win and then such crap no fun one...one hand it's too difficult to predict one hand it's too much like lion eats worm unless the worm cause flu...go back to club soccer better
first up...for maccabi telaviv,meeting maccabi haifa on saturday may not be good preparation for meeting bayern munich...we have a israeli derby on the cards...after a great win against ajax they need to go back to reality particularly when they were losing 2 games on the trot so we expect at least a draw like 1-1 and then maybe a defeat when haifa is topping the israeli league
and then...we realised there's no serie a this week so we have some primera liga in the place...this week's derby aside...espanyol goes to seville to try their luck at the red side casino....the beast didn't come out so we have sevilla certified by the in house doctor to be fully fit for this match and espanyol will be in maxi-mum power since pekerman wouldn't put maxi out...which is good news for the people at the estadi de montjuic and although seville has been scared by numancia...we expect a draw at 1-1 or 1-0 or 0-1...
and sepaking of which it's the most furtherst goal from memory...from 70m and then bounce once and score...so powerful...and then this week
Farcelona vs Real Madrid(nou camp) and given both brazillians are most likely given a rest or something like that we expect the galaticos to go hunting at the nou camp...who needs samuel etoo if he's shackled by the germans...and owen+raul the king is going to run out power and do a 2-1
and there's not much epl of note...we are escaping to france this week..friday is monaco vs sochaux(louis II) and psg vs lyon(parc des princes) then next day is lens vs lille(felix bollaert) and nantes vs bordeaux(beaujoire fonteneau)...well for the first one...we expect saviola to score and then use home advantage to cause sochaux to self destruct with another own goal,then psg vs lyon...where inconsistent psg meets a lyon winning 96% of the time so you know what happens...psg loses 1-2 unless the ultras there used some smoke bombs...then out of sorts lens meet lille where lille can bother to do a away banker or get away with a 0-1 score...then nantes vs bordeaux where 2 wobbly sides may most likely battle out to a 1-1 draw
and then the dugout times makes its way to germany where bayer and schalke clash prior to their big euro matches bayer against real madrid and schalke against ??...so with bayer suprisingly looking like tigers in champs league and toads in the bundesliga we expect ailton to eke out a 1-1 draw
ah we won't stay for long...bye
first up...for maccabi telaviv,meeting maccabi haifa on saturday may not be good preparation for meeting bayern munich...we have a israeli derby on the cards...after a great win against ajax they need to go back to reality particularly when they were losing 2 games on the trot so we expect at least a draw like 1-1 and then maybe a defeat when haifa is topping the israeli league
and then...we realised there's no serie a this week so we have some primera liga in the place...this week's derby aside...espanyol goes to seville to try their luck at the red side casino....the beast didn't come out so we have sevilla certified by the in house doctor to be fully fit for this match and espanyol will be in maxi-mum power since pekerman wouldn't put maxi out...which is good news for the people at the estadi de montjuic and although seville has been scared by numancia...we expect a draw at 1-1 or 1-0 or 0-1...
and sepaking of which it's the most furtherst goal from memory...from 70m and then bounce once and score...so powerful...and then this week
Farcelona vs Real Madrid(nou camp) and given both brazillians are most likely given a rest or something like that we expect the galaticos to go hunting at the nou camp...who needs samuel etoo if he's shackled by the germans...and owen+raul the king is going to run out power and do a 2-1
and there's not much epl of note...we are escaping to france this week..friday is monaco vs sochaux(louis II) and psg vs lyon(parc des princes) then next day is lens vs lille(felix bollaert) and nantes vs bordeaux(beaujoire fonteneau)...well for the first one...we expect saviola to score and then use home advantage to cause sochaux to self destruct with another own goal,then psg vs lyon...where inconsistent psg meets a lyon winning 96% of the time so you know what happens...psg loses 1-2 unless the ultras there used some smoke bombs...then out of sorts lens meet lille where lille can bother to do a away banker or get away with a 0-1 score...then nantes vs bordeaux where 2 wobbly sides may most likely battle out to a 1-1 draw
and then the dugout times makes its way to germany where bayer and schalke clash prior to their big euro matches bayer against real madrid and schalke against ??...so with bayer suprisingly looking like tigers in champs league and toads in the bundesliga we expect ailton to eke out a 1-1 draw
ah we won't stay for long...bye
oh yeah the last two days have been losing the plot for me...was joking with someone that 66.6% of the cohort will find doing R.V more unbearable than meeting the Devil(or Satan) yesterday..and guess what...we will have 12.3% embroiled in a controversy over if the bloody boat took 34,35 or 37 seconds to cross 250m while 66.6% would most likely get 6 marks(or horrors of horrors,7) lopped off so 78.9% in trouble...then 100-78.9=21.1...wait why cannot be 23.4%..cuz somehow there will be a few in the 12.3% getting the really correct answer...while 34.5% will have some politically incorrect answer like mine...which is 52 and the rest...blanks
and wednesday has never been so black...first up was e geog which i completed 95% when that old witch(nah actually the chief invigilator) said times up...and then i only realised that i finished 66.6% of my qn 6b and i can forget about the physical feature part...and my sympathy to those who went to do qn 5...all most likely kena cuz it's quite tough...and i really thought if chief invigilators are robots in human skin produced en masse in the Singapore Exams and Ass-essment Board factory in somewhere...they always say the same stuff during the start of each paper...and that old bitch always like to say don't turn your heads like a lighthouse...why vocab so limited or programmed by the SEAB to say only this or they afraid their post disappear next year if they don't follow the instructions...and the invigilators are all programmed to look very grim and unwilling to invigilate...just like dementors
and then physics...paper 1 is okay and paper 2...lebron say last year paper got a level qn...and then this year has something to do with heat crapping and alcohol being heated...quite rightly...i can find the temperature but can only think of thermal equilibrium...losing the plot liao...tomorrow chem paper would have little problems except to explain ionic compound and electron transfer..
and what's this si mi lan chiao rule of banning the taking out of unused stationery out of this exam hall...f-ing flaw lah...u noe...juz write on the paper your name and index number and it's used...then they say what crush the paper...pranksters just fold and then take the paper out of the room...so that they got unused stationery...me had 2 graph paper and 2 foolscap taken out by such means...and then say what check...just fold and they dun say anything
but then a good quantity of us believe that the cambridge old men are more lenient than the locals...quite rightly they may help us...esp when i forgot to convert some of the improper fraction to mixed number...see lah..so how...moderation is essential in humans so this formula still holds
your ss mark is 50-x
minimum mark to get such a grade
b4:5+x
b3:10+x
a2:15+x
a1:20+x
where x> is the mark u kena minus from ss...if x is equal it's okay...but if x is more hahaha...you have some leeway and if x is less u're in deep shit
but a good by product of the end of such fuckin subjects is that you can have the right to send it to people who need it more....to banish all exam stress and trouble...take a shoebox(prefably a cardboard one) and stuff all your unwanted books inside...then either dig a hole and bury it or you build up something like a campfire scouts and guides enjoy...and to tell ya...this is how i learnt it from scouts...stack the firewood alternate...wrap a rag around a piece of wood and pour alcohol/ethanol...then put your bonfire coal on 2 sheets of metal..then prepare a table where you then wrap a piece of white shroud...and mutter a generic prayer...prefably something like...eh geog teachers dun stress me out again liao...something like that...then either put your books on the rubbish bin,or bury it or cremate it or just do this as a nominal ritual and give the stuff away(unless your stuff are very untidy) and then voila...after the "funeral" of books you then invite as many friends as possible...prefably those stressed out by exams and then we go and chill out
and wednesday has never been so black...first up was e geog which i completed 95% when that old witch(nah actually the chief invigilator) said times up...and then i only realised that i finished 66.6% of my qn 6b and i can forget about the physical feature part...and my sympathy to those who went to do qn 5...all most likely kena cuz it's quite tough...and i really thought if chief invigilators are robots in human skin produced en masse in the Singapore Exams and Ass-essment Board factory in somewhere...they always say the same stuff during the start of each paper...and that old bitch always like to say don't turn your heads like a lighthouse...why vocab so limited or programmed by the SEAB to say only this or they afraid their post disappear next year if they don't follow the instructions...and the invigilators are all programmed to look very grim and unwilling to invigilate...just like dementors
and then physics...paper 1 is okay and paper 2...lebron say last year paper got a level qn...and then this year has something to do with heat crapping and alcohol being heated...quite rightly...i can find the temperature but can only think of thermal equilibrium...losing the plot liao...tomorrow chem paper would have little problems except to explain ionic compound and electron transfer..
and what's this si mi lan chiao rule of banning the taking out of unused stationery out of this exam hall...f-ing flaw lah...u noe...juz write on the paper your name and index number and it's used...then they say what crush the paper...pranksters just fold and then take the paper out of the room...so that they got unused stationery...me had 2 graph paper and 2 foolscap taken out by such means...and then say what check...just fold and they dun say anything
but then a good quantity of us believe that the cambridge old men are more lenient than the locals...quite rightly they may help us...esp when i forgot to convert some of the improper fraction to mixed number...see lah..so how...moderation is essential in humans so this formula still holds
your ss mark is 50-x
minimum mark to get such a grade
b4:5+x
b3:10+x
a2:15+x
a1:20+x
where x> is the mark u kena minus from ss...if x is equal it's okay...but if x is more hahaha...you have some leeway and if x is less u're in deep shit
but a good by product of the end of such fuckin subjects is that you can have the right to send it to people who need it more....to banish all exam stress and trouble...take a shoebox(prefably a cardboard one) and stuff all your unwanted books inside...then either dig a hole and bury it or you build up something like a campfire scouts and guides enjoy...and to tell ya...this is how i learnt it from scouts...stack the firewood alternate...wrap a rag around a piece of wood and pour alcohol/ethanol...then put your bonfire coal on 2 sheets of metal..then prepare a table where you then wrap a piece of white shroud...and mutter a generic prayer...prefably something like...eh geog teachers dun stress me out again liao...something like that...then either put your books on the rubbish bin,or bury it or cremate it or just do this as a nominal ritual and give the stuff away(unless your stuff are very untidy) and then voila...after the "funeral" of books you then invite as many friends as possible...prefably those stressed out by exams and then we go and chill out
Monday, November 15, 2004
oh well...we know juve were given orders to flecce lecce down as punishment
for that stupid matter...where their coach tried to had juve players jailed
for taking steroids...given orders to stop this bulgarian thug(i suppose)
and serbian mobster what ever can...and in the waterlogged pitch...there are
thrice the errors and fouls you see in a normal match as del piero's only
goal decided the win...and no need to see also know that ac milan won that
home banker against siena within 45 mins...and wat the hell again inter
milan drew with cagliari 3-3 some more..maybe they can consider inviting
arsene wenger over to lift their team up..at the expense of arsenil
and farcelona kena from betis as they lost 2-1 in the luiz de lopera ahead
of the spanish derby...and if real madrid also wants to swoop on joaquin
this is it...as for real madrid...they cruised to a 6-1 win over albacete in
the bernabeu
and man u broke their scoring duck as roon scored 2 to give newcastle a 3-1
defeat...and in the little lisbon-porto interderby...sporting registered
their biggest win this season by eating up boavista...also 6-1 as benfica
got held and porto goes top
and as expected feyenoord drew with ajax in the classic while psv scores
again...who needs kezman and robben now that philips scouts for players for
psv apart from setting up MNC operations...and jan vennegoor of hesselink's
250th league goal sank willem ii
and expected too lille choked on fish bones...a 1-1 draw at monaco pegged
them back by 3 pts(if i said meat bones they would have lost while if i said
fish bones...it's a draw...unfortunately i forgot to write which type so it
may be taken to be a draw or loss to monaco so punters got confusing
messages)
and who needs jihad when fatih tekke is here...a 1-0 loss against
galatasaray is only a small blip...given that they fell against dinamo and
athletic bilbao...of course european teams are looking for stuff to show in
their cabinet and the next place he will end up...by the start of 2005/2006
season...is Italy
erm this week all soccer international until saturday...so game over for
now...but then rugby isn't game over yet
scotland suffocated jap visitors while those all blacks stuff italy and
england just about thrashed canada
(that's all i can muster...soccer filled my brain until beyond hope liao)
and imagine totti's jersey number becomes 0 instead of 10...that's what the
nerazzuri and rossoneri cooked up
for that stupid matter...where their coach tried to had juve players jailed
for taking steroids...given orders to stop this bulgarian thug(i suppose)
and serbian mobster what ever can...and in the waterlogged pitch...there are
thrice the errors and fouls you see in a normal match as del piero's only
goal decided the win...and no need to see also know that ac milan won that
home banker against siena within 45 mins...and wat the hell again inter
milan drew with cagliari 3-3 some more..maybe they can consider inviting
arsene wenger over to lift their team up..at the expense of arsenil
and farcelona kena from betis as they lost 2-1 in the luiz de lopera ahead
of the spanish derby...and if real madrid also wants to swoop on joaquin
this is it...as for real madrid...they cruised to a 6-1 win over albacete in
the bernabeu
and man u broke their scoring duck as roon scored 2 to give newcastle a 3-1
defeat...and in the little lisbon-porto interderby...sporting registered
their biggest win this season by eating up boavista...also 6-1 as benfica
got held and porto goes top
and as expected feyenoord drew with ajax in the classic while psv scores
again...who needs kezman and robben now that philips scouts for players for
psv apart from setting up MNC operations...and jan vennegoor of hesselink's
250th league goal sank willem ii
and expected too lille choked on fish bones...a 1-1 draw at monaco pegged
them back by 3 pts(if i said meat bones they would have lost while if i said
fish bones...it's a draw...unfortunately i forgot to write which type so it
may be taken to be a draw or loss to monaco so punters got confusing
messages)
and who needs jihad when fatih tekke is here...a 1-0 loss against
galatasaray is only a small blip...given that they fell against dinamo and
athletic bilbao...of course european teams are looking for stuff to show in
their cabinet and the next place he will end up...by the start of 2005/2006
season...is Italy
erm this week all soccer international until saturday...so game over for
now...but then rugby isn't game over yet
scotland suffocated jap visitors while those all blacks stuff italy and
england just about thrashed canada
(that's all i can muster...soccer filled my brain until beyond hope liao)
and imagine totti's jersey number becomes 0 instead of 10...that's what the
nerazzuri and rossoneri cooked up
Sunday, November 14, 2004
confirmed liao...wolfsburg on top...schalke and stuttgart all conceded 3 goals each as schalke got bitten by berlin dogs and stuttgart collapsed once again against wolfsburg and bayern don't need to even thrash anybody coz they will spend 36 months away from the summit...bremen drew 2-2 with leverkusen and the sordid story of dortmund continues against kaiserslautern
in france things is a little messier...lyon as expected burned canaries down to the last feather while lens drew against nice...but the biggest flop today comes from psg...a win over marseille is nulled by bordeaux who promptly took out vintage 2001 casks and drowned each one...oh speaking of the latest vintage 2003...heatwaves really kill people and allow grapes to become so good...and 2004...the only beneficiaries of global warming are the french vintners who will get a bumper crop of mature grapes for wine...flabbiness not withstanding from crappy casks
in england we have tottenham coldspurs gallantly falling down to 4-5 against the nil gang and this spells out 9 problems for arsenil
no bergkamp trouble in UCL(he can't fly..PSV can promptly tuck in)...Vieira off form...and maybe going to madrid(oh i hope this happens)...theirry henry is going to be off form(then barca comes with cash)...unleash pascal cygan(trouble for the nils)...jens lehmann plays like a fool and players can't help but kick reyes...if fabregas join edu and silva in the crocked list they are finished(and vieira rubs in by joining galaticos)...worst defensive record like those relegation contenders...
and chelski tore up fulham 4-1 with causes jose mourinho to be called god and roman abramovich to be called messiah
here's baros the boss and he scores 2 penalties in a 3-2 win...and we got news that there's civil war in the republic of mancunia...malcom satan glazer has asked an angel from hell to muscle out 3 directors out of MUPLC board and if magnier and mcmanus does not save them...we should have them hung...lucky the big city lawyer and city bank helping them quit or man u will be in big trouble
there's espanyol in maxi-mum power after winning against racing...and then maxi-mum yellow cards saw maxi out,athletic winning 2-1 against vilareal,osasuna and getafe won 1-0 each,and valencia in a terrible 10 game without win in a 0-0 draw against zaragoza
and according to the tipsters they didn't realli disappoint most punters by tipping psv to win against willem ii 1-0 and congratulations to loko moscow as they won the russian league as for dinamo they were saved by a 1-1 draw against spartak...they found kuban to slay instead
oh ya it's game over now...byebye
in france things is a little messier...lyon as expected burned canaries down to the last feather while lens drew against nice...but the biggest flop today comes from psg...a win over marseille is nulled by bordeaux who promptly took out vintage 2001 casks and drowned each one...oh speaking of the latest vintage 2003...heatwaves really kill people and allow grapes to become so good...and 2004...the only beneficiaries of global warming are the french vintners who will get a bumper crop of mature grapes for wine...flabbiness not withstanding from crappy casks
in england we have tottenham coldspurs gallantly falling down to 4-5 against the nil gang and this spells out 9 problems for arsenil
no bergkamp trouble in UCL(he can't fly..PSV can promptly tuck in)...Vieira off form...and maybe going to madrid(oh i hope this happens)...theirry henry is going to be off form(then barca comes with cash)...unleash pascal cygan(trouble for the nils)...jens lehmann plays like a fool and players can't help but kick reyes...if fabregas join edu and silva in the crocked list they are finished(and vieira rubs in by joining galaticos)...worst defensive record like those relegation contenders...
and chelski tore up fulham 4-1 with causes jose mourinho to be called god and roman abramovich to be called messiah
here's baros the boss and he scores 2 penalties in a 3-2 win...and we got news that there's civil war in the republic of mancunia...malcom satan glazer has asked an angel from hell to muscle out 3 directors out of MUPLC board and if magnier and mcmanus does not save them...we should have them hung...lucky the big city lawyer and city bank helping them quit or man u will be in big trouble
there's espanyol in maxi-mum power after winning against racing...and then maxi-mum yellow cards saw maxi out,athletic winning 2-1 against vilareal,osasuna and getafe won 1-0 each,and valencia in a terrible 10 game without win in a 0-0 draw against zaragoza
and according to the tipsters they didn't realli disappoint most punters by tipping psv to win against willem ii 1-0 and congratulations to loko moscow as they won the russian league as for dinamo they were saved by a 1-1 draw against spartak...they found kuban to slay instead
oh ya it's game over now...byebye
Saturday, November 13, 2004
ok...half time at white hart lane...spurs 1 arsenil 1...according to the jackass source henry scored...
and we have more crap here...here's the next most essential games during the next few weeks
10/11:R.Standard Liege vs Anderlecht
14/11:Ajax vs Feyenoord
28/11:Inter vs Juve
11/12:Anderlecht vs Brugge
12/12:PSV vs Feyenoord...
wait...i forgot liege and the maroons have finished playing...and lemme c...brugge won and seems like the team with a better standard of life for now is liege(too much e geog liaox)...won anderlecht 1-0 but in spite of all the trouble looming...they have a few jokes out here...in the form of bassegio...
RAA Louviéroise were left feeling deflated this week after a burst football helped RSC Anderlecht to beat them 2-1. The Belgian club protested that Walter Baseggio's 63rd-minute equaliser against them should have been disallowed as the player had hit his shot with such power that he had burst the matchball. TV footage clearly showed that the ball's rubber lining came loose from the leather casing and burst before it hit the back of La Louvière's net, causing the club to complain that the goal should have been disallowed as, under the rules of the game, play is supposed to be suspended in the event of a burst football. However, Baseggio was quick to defend his strike. "I have seen the pictures again," he said. "The ball does not change direction because of the explosion. On the contrary, if it had not exploded, it would have gone in much harder." The burst ball has now been promised pride of place in the striker's house. "They will not take this souvenir away from me," he said. "Anderlecht team manager Pierre Leroy hid the ball in my locker from Saturday until Sunday, and now I will give it a nice place in my home." (adapted from UEFA.com)
muahahahahahahahaha...great gift for the player in question...and spices up their life following their champs league elimination...and it's the start of benelux ball bursting trend...here's wat happened in Holland...
Two days after Baseggio's ball-bursting shot in Belgium, a similar incident spiced up an otherwise insignificant reserve team game between AFC Ajax and SC Heerenveen in the Netherlands. With Ajax leading 1-0, Jos Hooiveld stepped up to take a free-kick for the Amsterdam club. His shot was true and rocketed into the Heerenveen net, but once more, the ball had exploded before it hit the net. "I just shot the ball as hard as I could, and then I suddenly heard that bang," he said. "I had seen the exploded ball in the Anderlecht game on television, and I thought to myself: 'Hey, that is something I would like to do one day'. That it then happens in the next match that I play is very strange." However, as La Louvière will doubtless be irked to hear, the referee in the match in the Netherlands disallowed the goal, and in accordance with an admittedly obscure paragraph of the rules of the game, restarted the match with a new ball from the same position. Not that Hooiveld cared, as his side went on to win the game 4-2. "It was pretty funny," he said. "It was only an insignificant goal that was disallowed anyway." (adapted from UEFA.com)
well...in belgium they freaking kayu...want to help anderlecht chase brugge...biased lah...but then they followed the rules and there's no tweaking because it was ajax reserves...as if they would offend ajax if they did not allow the goal
and it's getting very very flowery for partizan...last year they entered champs league and never mind they got kicked out...and an inexperienced coach with a lot of old boys in the squad calls for a great mix...as far as the red side of belgrade is concerned...seeing their eternal rivals going vroom while having a sorry autumn themselves seems quite sordid...and clever mix of cameroonian,old boys and veterans help bring stability...and in case u're wonderin...their idols are...FC Porto...just a bit harder...but can try...and then there's no more thing such as balkan war after red star won the euro cup...belgrade seems peaceful now that milosevic is now in the hague awaiting trial...let's hope karadzic does not go crazy and bombs the partizan stadium
before i forget happie hari raya 2 the malays(and muslims) in the world...and well...i miss having beef rendang but then we got arsenil rendang(as far as we know they contain sour grapes and a lot of chili) for man u and chelsea fans and the red rendang for liverpool fans(a lot of red stuff and cooked spanish moor style)...and i dunno if it's true or not...so many indians support man u,thais support pool,chinese and malays support man u...who supports arsenil...misfits...and who supports chelski...ppl who dun wan 2 be caught by the fashion police doing a fashion disaster by supporting any red team
latest spurs 3 nil gang 4...wat the f*c*(15 mins left)..and well...
and we have more crap here...here's the next most essential games during the next few weeks
10/11:R.Standard Liege vs Anderlecht
14/11:Ajax vs Feyenoord
28/11:Inter vs Juve
11/12:Anderlecht vs Brugge
12/12:PSV vs Feyenoord...
wait...i forgot liege and the maroons have finished playing...and lemme c...brugge won and seems like the team with a better standard of life for now is liege(too much e geog liaox)...won anderlecht 1-0 but in spite of all the trouble looming...they have a few jokes out here...in the form of bassegio...
RAA Louviéroise were left feeling deflated this week after a burst football helped RSC Anderlecht to beat them 2-1. The Belgian club protested that Walter Baseggio's 63rd-minute equaliser against them should have been disallowed as the player had hit his shot with such power that he had burst the matchball. TV footage clearly showed that the ball's rubber lining came loose from the leather casing and burst before it hit the back of La Louvière's net, causing the club to complain that the goal should have been disallowed as, under the rules of the game, play is supposed to be suspended in the event of a burst football. However, Baseggio was quick to defend his strike. "I have seen the pictures again," he said. "The ball does not change direction because of the explosion. On the contrary, if it had not exploded, it would have gone in much harder." The burst ball has now been promised pride of place in the striker's house. "They will not take this souvenir away from me," he said. "Anderlecht team manager Pierre Leroy hid the ball in my locker from Saturday until Sunday, and now I will give it a nice place in my home." (adapted from UEFA.com)
muahahahahahahahaha...great gift for the player in question...and spices up their life following their champs league elimination...and it's the start of benelux ball bursting trend...here's wat happened in Holland...
Two days after Baseggio's ball-bursting shot in Belgium, a similar incident spiced up an otherwise insignificant reserve team game between AFC Ajax and SC Heerenveen in the Netherlands. With Ajax leading 1-0, Jos Hooiveld stepped up to take a free-kick for the Amsterdam club. His shot was true and rocketed into the Heerenveen net, but once more, the ball had exploded before it hit the net. "I just shot the ball as hard as I could, and then I suddenly heard that bang," he said. "I had seen the exploded ball in the Anderlecht game on television, and I thought to myself: 'Hey, that is something I would like to do one day'. That it then happens in the next match that I play is very strange." However, as La Louvière will doubtless be irked to hear, the referee in the match in the Netherlands disallowed the goal, and in accordance with an admittedly obscure paragraph of the rules of the game, restarted the match with a new ball from the same position. Not that Hooiveld cared, as his side went on to win the game 4-2. "It was pretty funny," he said. "It was only an insignificant goal that was disallowed anyway." (adapted from UEFA.com)
well...in belgium they freaking kayu...want to help anderlecht chase brugge...biased lah...but then they followed the rules and there's no tweaking because it was ajax reserves...as if they would offend ajax if they did not allow the goal
and it's getting very very flowery for partizan...last year they entered champs league and never mind they got kicked out...and an inexperienced coach with a lot of old boys in the squad calls for a great mix...as far as the red side of belgrade is concerned...seeing their eternal rivals going vroom while having a sorry autumn themselves seems quite sordid...and clever mix of cameroonian,old boys and veterans help bring stability...and in case u're wonderin...their idols are...FC Porto...just a bit harder...but can try...and then there's no more thing such as balkan war after red star won the euro cup...belgrade seems peaceful now that milosevic is now in the hague awaiting trial...let's hope karadzic does not go crazy and bombs the partizan stadium
before i forget happie hari raya 2 the malays(and muslims) in the world...and well...i miss having beef rendang but then we got arsenil rendang(as far as we know they contain sour grapes and a lot of chili) for man u and chelsea fans and the red rendang for liverpool fans(a lot of red stuff and cooked spanish moor style)...and i dunno if it's true or not...so many indians support man u,thais support pool,chinese and malays support man u...who supports arsenil...misfits...and who supports chelski...ppl who dun wan 2 be caught by the fashion police doing a fashion disaster by supporting any red team
latest spurs 3 nil gang 4...wat the f*c*(15 mins left)..and well...
Friday, November 12, 2004
according to latest news the moe blow jobbed when they set the bio paper..and frustrated student actually called to the news hotline to spill out every sordid detail of wat happened on the day and u noe wat...to moderate only one grade is utter injustice...and if phy and chem also got error...they are near dead
and my prom ticket number is...027...dunno if 27 is a lucky number or not...and then we have only 200 going...maybe was thinking of inviting joyce to prom...then wat...how many mistress u got...
bleahx...no more talk la...gotta study 4 last lap...bye
and my prom ticket number is...027...dunno if 27 is a lucky number or not...and then we have only 200 going...maybe was thinking of inviting joyce to prom...then wat...how many mistress u got...
bleahx...no more talk la...gotta study 4 last lap...bye
a bit late here...but marseille and LOSC all went into next round of Coupe de la Ligue with 3-2 scorelines..and lucky Atletico didn't join the 12 fools out of the copa del rey
very very odd...why everytime farca vs real madrid always got betis vs farca one...dunno...and then i was wonderin why they would want to go to the manuel ruiz de lopera for...useless business...then the tipseters have opened 3 games for predictions...
Athletic vs Villareal(with Athletic off form 64% of the time...villareal can do good to get away with a 2-1 win)
Depor vs Levante(depor super off form just as levante on power booster...1-1 or 0-1)
Valencia vs Zaragoza(if raineiri still tinker...we expect 1-2)
Betis vs Farca(1-1 given they want to conserve power for the spanish derby)
Galaticos vs Albacete(bat appetizers for some big meat so 2-0)
in germany...we have a stinker week...starting with bremen vs leverkusen and wolfsburg vs stuttgart and then bayern goes fishing at bochum...bremen will most likely draw leverkusen 1-1 and wolfsburg lose 0-1 or win 1-0 depending on stuttgart's recovery...and the only thing bayern need worry is about slipping against lower ranked oppo...and if stuttgart's plan is successful...schalke wil go top provided they best those capital dogs
in france lyon will just about pour petrol and matches on Nantes while LOSC chokes on bones after playing monaco as they will fall to another kick and pauleta returns to bordeaux and is most likely sinking the bordelais in a cask and nice vs lens is a crunch game coz lens need to get out of their mire as soon as possible...after a bright start...it's a dull middle
and the only winner in ajax vs feyenoord is psv as koeman and gullit face off as coaches of eternal rivals...as for psv...willem ii is useless opposition and a very likely thing is that ajax draws or even loses and psv thrashes their opponents
and accoeding to the draw for the league cup quarter finals...arsenil meets man u...ok...enough said...,man u will still win
dinamo moscow relegated?it's getting eeriely true given they play inconsistent spartak moscow in the last round of matches...and they are in huge trouble as the second team to be relegated and the first time since 1936..loko vs shinnik(gone case...56+3) and cska vs moskva(gone case too 55+3) and the rest...loko win...cska second place
and juve f-lecce-d in sicily once again...now they were always whacked by the mafia when they go south...going to reggio calabria and losing is bad enough...but what happens if they go to lecce...??...and roma is in absolute crisis...getting booed out by own fans in 3-0 defeat by udinese is bad enough and if del neri is sacked..roma may even end up relegated
and i dunno when the royal scandinavian starts...until now...and here's the results
Group 1:Rosenborg 4 Djurgardens 4(RBK:Brattbakk,Halstad...x2 each(brattbakk...rosenborg hero).DIF:Hysen,E.Jonsen,Storm,Amoah(the former is the one who scored against juve the other dunno))Valerenga 1 Esbjerg 0(VIF:former tottenham striker Iversen)
Group 2:Brondby 3 Tromso 2(brondby braved comeback...BIF:Kahlenberg(1st one equaliser(1-1)2nd one makes it 3-2),Skoubo TIL:MG pedersen,LI Strand),Gothenburg 0 Copenhagen 1(FCK:Norregaard)
Group 3:Brann 1 Halmstads 0(BBK:Miller(1st goal of competition),Malmo 2 Odense 0(koog,A.Alves)
20 NOV:
Group 1:Rosenborg vs Valerenga(avenge for another 4-1 defeat),Djurgardens vs Esbjerg(quite rightly we expect a DIF win)
Group 2:Tromso vs Gothenborg(both sides looking for points),
group 3:halmstads vs malmo(another avenging match)
bah that's all for now
very very odd...why everytime farca vs real madrid always got betis vs farca one...dunno...and then i was wonderin why they would want to go to the manuel ruiz de lopera for...useless business...then the tipseters have opened 3 games for predictions...
Athletic vs Villareal(with Athletic off form 64% of the time...villareal can do good to get away with a 2-1 win)
Depor vs Levante(depor super off form just as levante on power booster...1-1 or 0-1)
Valencia vs Zaragoza(if raineiri still tinker...we expect 1-2)
Betis vs Farca(1-1 given they want to conserve power for the spanish derby)
Galaticos vs Albacete(bat appetizers for some big meat so 2-0)
in germany...we have a stinker week...starting with bremen vs leverkusen and wolfsburg vs stuttgart and then bayern goes fishing at bochum...bremen will most likely draw leverkusen 1-1 and wolfsburg lose 0-1 or win 1-0 depending on stuttgart's recovery...and the only thing bayern need worry is about slipping against lower ranked oppo...and if stuttgart's plan is successful...schalke wil go top provided they best those capital dogs
in france lyon will just about pour petrol and matches on Nantes while LOSC chokes on bones after playing monaco as they will fall to another kick and pauleta returns to bordeaux and is most likely sinking the bordelais in a cask and nice vs lens is a crunch game coz lens need to get out of their mire as soon as possible...after a bright start...it's a dull middle
and the only winner in ajax vs feyenoord is psv as koeman and gullit face off as coaches of eternal rivals...as for psv...willem ii is useless opposition and a very likely thing is that ajax draws or even loses and psv thrashes their opponents
and accoeding to the draw for the league cup quarter finals...arsenil meets man u...ok...enough said...,man u will still win
dinamo moscow relegated?it's getting eeriely true given they play inconsistent spartak moscow in the last round of matches...and they are in huge trouble as the second team to be relegated and the first time since 1936..loko vs shinnik(gone case...56+3) and cska vs moskva(gone case too 55+3) and the rest...loko win...cska second place
and juve f-lecce-d in sicily once again...now they were always whacked by the mafia when they go south...going to reggio calabria and losing is bad enough...but what happens if they go to lecce...??...and roma is in absolute crisis...getting booed out by own fans in 3-0 defeat by udinese is bad enough and if del neri is sacked..roma may even end up relegated
and i dunno when the royal scandinavian starts...until now...and here's the results
Group 1:Rosenborg 4 Djurgardens 4(RBK:Brattbakk,Halstad...x2 each(brattbakk...rosenborg hero).DIF:Hysen,E.Jonsen,Storm,Amoah(the former is the one who scored against juve the other dunno))Valerenga 1 Esbjerg 0(VIF:former tottenham striker Iversen)
Group 2:Brondby 3 Tromso 2(brondby braved comeback...BIF:Kahlenberg(1st one equaliser(1-1)2nd one makes it 3-2),Skoubo TIL:MG pedersen,LI Strand),Gothenburg 0 Copenhagen 1(FCK:Norregaard)
Group 3:Brann 1 Halmstads 0(BBK:Miller(1st goal of competition),Malmo 2 Odense 0(koog,A.Alves)
20 NOV:
Group 1:Rosenborg vs Valerenga(avenge for another 4-1 defeat),Djurgardens vs Esbjerg(quite rightly we expect a DIF win)
Group 2:Tromso vs Gothenborg(both sides looking for points),
group 3:halmstads vs malmo(another avenging match)
bah that's all for now
Thursday, November 11, 2004
ok...in milan they are going more and more haywire...perennial draw kings and champions draw while juve won 1-0 which is quite enough to throw the milanese off the perch...later will be lecce vs juventus and juve will take advantage to have an appetizer before meeting inter milan on the 28th
then for the spanish cup...athletic,real madrid,sevilla,osasuna,getafe,numancia and betis are the only surviving primera liga sides left after depor,levante,real soceidad,malaga,mallorca,albacete and racing all join leaders farca,champions valencia holders zaragoza and villareal out of the tournament and atletico is set to join them without torres...and the trend is all of them fell to lower division opponents
and in the league cup chelski and man u both ate up their opponents with the same score and the only obvious diff is that man u won in full time while chelski needed a few more minutes to break open newcastle
and our predictor has (in)accurately predicted bayern entering the next round of the german cup...although match fixing will be yelled in stuttgart for like a few weeks taking into account how stuttgart fell so easily...and schalke enters the next round as well
and in the scottish cup...old firm opponents meet again and they meet twice in 10 days starting with the league cup fixture then 20/11 where rangers host celtic at ibrox...and the news surely came out quite bad after they lost 2-1 to their hated opponents in the league cup
and we are fearing for the safety of maccabi telaviv after arafat has died...if sharon dares to attack palestine...he is most likely putting maccabi on the stakes table as hamas will very likely bomb their bus on the away game...and juve are sabotage targets too...if a bomb(horrors of horrors) explodes beside their bus...maybe bloomfield is also a target
that's all folks...the week's french league games coming up...and french cup fixtures by the next presstime...ciao
then for the spanish cup...athletic,real madrid,sevilla,osasuna,getafe,numancia and betis are the only surviving primera liga sides left after depor,levante,real soceidad,malaga,mallorca,albacete and racing all join leaders farca,champions valencia holders zaragoza and villareal out of the tournament and atletico is set to join them without torres...and the trend is all of them fell to lower division opponents
and in the league cup chelski and man u both ate up their opponents with the same score and the only obvious diff is that man u won in full time while chelski needed a few more minutes to break open newcastle
and our predictor has (in)accurately predicted bayern entering the next round of the german cup...although match fixing will be yelled in stuttgart for like a few weeks taking into account how stuttgart fell so easily...and schalke enters the next round as well
and in the scottish cup...old firm opponents meet again and they meet twice in 10 days starting with the league cup fixture then 20/11 where rangers host celtic at ibrox...and the news surely came out quite bad after they lost 2-1 to their hated opponents in the league cup
and we are fearing for the safety of maccabi telaviv after arafat has died...if sharon dares to attack palestine...he is most likely putting maccabi on the stakes table as hamas will very likely bomb their bus on the away game...and juve are sabotage targets too...if a bomb(horrors of horrors) explodes beside their bus...maybe bloomfield is also a target
that's all folks...the week's french league games coming up...and french cup fixtures by the next presstime...ciao
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
the dugout times live and breathe soccer so we give u the latest updates almost everyday...
we have latest news...in the czech league...sparta slipped and fell and lost 2-1 at the bottom side of the czech league and a bad hair day today was compounded by the fact that they were reduced to 10 men..
and from today onwards we give you updates on Grazer,Austria,Rapid and Sturm...the big 4 of Austria and the twins from vienna and graz will face off separately...the 2 uefa cup group stage teams play on the 20/11 and the last 2 play next week...we will give u updates when the time comes
and on the german cup...we have news that bayern reserves and werder bremen won...former won comfortably,latter by extra time...and hannover piles more misery on dortmund as they won 1-0...
and newly admitted to the dugout times hospital for injured players is john aloisi,the australian frontman of Osasuna...he misses the norway frendly next week and 4 liga matches...which means we do not expect osasuna to win more than 1 and draw 1
this week is man u vs newcastle...and we predict that it will be a 0-0 draw or at most 1-1 or 1-0...but why...cuz man u is ineffective nowadays but newcastle always lose to man u for long time already so at most they do a draw so that chelski can take the championship with minimum ease...and arsenil is still sourgraping even when wenger is charged by the FA and today is newcastle vs chelski and we expect a comprehensive chelski win barring any matchfixing and then man u will pounce on leftovers after eating crystal palace even when the latter is in form
today is also fiorentina vs juve and three ex bianconeri return but since this year is the year of the zlatan we expect little favour and hence a 2-0 win for juve...and inter unbeaten with 8 draws is one worrying trend and we expect them to start winning before they get into debt and have to sell adriano to florentino perez
french cup today is quite explosive...psg and marseille again meet and we expect the marseille fans to throw a bomb at PSG player's coach when they enter the velodrome...and then psg maybe get edged out on penalties...as for lille vs lyon 2 in-form sides meet in one of the most eagerly awaited encounters and we have latest news that the brasillians will be in full force against lille so a 2-0 win for lyon seems okay...but then Sochaux Monaco and Lens go in...the only thing is...Lens went in on penalties and the rest won big time...and we were wondering psg will be seriously challenged by lyon in getting the la louviere no 1
and are you that sure santos is keeping robinho until july 2005...with benfica's money we can expect the date to be reduced to jan 2005...and real madrid will just do a free for all by getting not 1 but 2 players...
and more sourgraping from mutu as he sacks his agents and launched a scathing attack on Mourinho the Great but the Chelski army would have complained bitterly about a 7mth ban when they could haf bribed the judge 2 ban mutu for life
that's all...till then...adios..and wait for 12/12...u will live to see the daylight as galatasaray will win...and then 21/11...where the farce of farcelona will be uncovered by the galaticos
we have latest news...in the czech league...sparta slipped and fell and lost 2-1 at the bottom side of the czech league and a bad hair day today was compounded by the fact that they were reduced to 10 men..
and from today onwards we give you updates on Grazer,Austria,Rapid and Sturm...the big 4 of Austria and the twins from vienna and graz will face off separately...the 2 uefa cup group stage teams play on the 20/11 and the last 2 play next week...we will give u updates when the time comes
and on the german cup...we have news that bayern reserves and werder bremen won...former won comfortably,latter by extra time...and hannover piles more misery on dortmund as they won 1-0...
and newly admitted to the dugout times hospital for injured players is john aloisi,the australian frontman of Osasuna...he misses the norway frendly next week and 4 liga matches...which means we do not expect osasuna to win more than 1 and draw 1
this week is man u vs newcastle...and we predict that it will be a 0-0 draw or at most 1-1 or 1-0...but why...cuz man u is ineffective nowadays but newcastle always lose to man u for long time already so at most they do a draw so that chelski can take the championship with minimum ease...and arsenil is still sourgraping even when wenger is charged by the FA and today is newcastle vs chelski and we expect a comprehensive chelski win barring any matchfixing and then man u will pounce on leftovers after eating crystal palace even when the latter is in form
today is also fiorentina vs juve and three ex bianconeri return but since this year is the year of the zlatan we expect little favour and hence a 2-0 win for juve...and inter unbeaten with 8 draws is one worrying trend and we expect them to start winning before they get into debt and have to sell adriano to florentino perez
french cup today is quite explosive...psg and marseille again meet and we expect the marseille fans to throw a bomb at PSG player's coach when they enter the velodrome...and then psg maybe get edged out on penalties...as for lille vs lyon 2 in-form sides meet in one of the most eagerly awaited encounters and we have latest news that the brasillians will be in full force against lille so a 2-0 win for lyon seems okay...but then Sochaux Monaco and Lens go in...the only thing is...Lens went in on penalties and the rest won big time...and we were wondering psg will be seriously challenged by lyon in getting the la louviere no 1
and are you that sure santos is keeping robinho until july 2005...with benfica's money we can expect the date to be reduced to jan 2005...and real madrid will just do a free for all by getting not 1 but 2 players...
and more sourgraping from mutu as he sacks his agents and launched a scathing attack on Mourinho the Great but the Chelski army would have complained bitterly about a 7mth ban when they could haf bribed the judge 2 ban mutu for life
that's all...till then...adios..and wait for 12/12...u will live to see the daylight as galatasaray will win...and then 21/11...where the farce of farcelona will be uncovered by the galaticos
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
in the russian league...my prediction of CSKA winning by 20/11 is going to be wrong as Loko came with a large saucepan and ask Dinamo to hold CSKA to a goalless draw so that they can enter champions league...and spartak...useless la...so how...we expect semin to come rolling with pirates from the carribbean in champs league
as for Porto vs Sporting classico...Porto won 3-0 thanks to Benni Mccarthy Diego and Carlos Alberto...the relative ease of the win is quite unexpected given Porto isn't winning as expected and Sporting crushed Panonios...as for Benfica...we can justify why they went to Trondheim and shop for players although Nuno Gomes is out injured...and 75 years before starting to hire mercenaries to get titles isn't really efective
and we have news that Shakhtar is badly weakened after captain Tymo and Matuzalem are injured in action during the 2-1 defeat in a Ukrainian league match...which means both misses the san siro trip in 2 weeks time...miracles notwithstanding...and here's a very bad homecoming for Daniel Pancu of Besiktas as he's missing the UEFA away game against Steaua in 2 weeks time...and very likely the Standard Liege game 6 day after...and the number 1 jackass thing about National Bucharest is that they are wildly unpredictable...6-0 and 5-1 wins over opponents ended up with a sick defeat at Steaua...and the next thing is their dependence on Australians to do 77% of their business...and Rapid is coming up with some stuff since grinding out wins against Steaua Dinamo and National
and today's main German cup fixture is Bayern vs Stuttgart...we expect a tense match that has Bayern goi ng in on penalties...as for Saturday...the main match is Arsenil vs Tottenham,and Banik vs Sparta...for the former...we expect a draw yet again as Spurs need to regroup their team after Santini left...and wat's more than to rub the salt on the Nil Gang...and a now neutered Banik meets Sparta on Saturday where attendances have fallen by half from 15000 for Banik and it's very unlikely that they will lift the cup for another 10 years at least
that's all folks...not excluding some insider tips from the tipster king of the dugout times for this weekend's matches
as for Porto vs Sporting classico...Porto won 3-0 thanks to Benni Mccarthy Diego and Carlos Alberto...the relative ease of the win is quite unexpected given Porto isn't winning as expected and Sporting crushed Panonios...as for Benfica...we can justify why they went to Trondheim and shop for players although Nuno Gomes is out injured...and 75 years before starting to hire mercenaries to get titles isn't really efective
and we have news that Shakhtar is badly weakened after captain Tymo and Matuzalem are injured in action during the 2-1 defeat in a Ukrainian league match...which means both misses the san siro trip in 2 weeks time...miracles notwithstanding...and here's a very bad homecoming for Daniel Pancu of Besiktas as he's missing the UEFA away game against Steaua in 2 weeks time...and very likely the Standard Liege game 6 day after...and the number 1 jackass thing about National Bucharest is that they are wildly unpredictable...6-0 and 5-1 wins over opponents ended up with a sick defeat at Steaua...and the next thing is their dependence on Australians to do 77% of their business...and Rapid is coming up with some stuff since grinding out wins against Steaua Dinamo and National
and today's main German cup fixture is Bayern vs Stuttgart...we expect a tense match that has Bayern goi ng in on penalties...as for Saturday...the main match is Arsenil vs Tottenham,and Banik vs Sparta...for the former...we expect a draw yet again as Spurs need to regroup their team after Santini left...and wat's more than to rub the salt on the Nil Gang...and a now neutered Banik meets Sparta on Saturday where attendances have fallen by half from 15000 for Banik and it's very unlikely that they will lift the cup for another 10 years at least
that's all folks...not excluding some insider tips from the tipster king of the dugout times for this weekend's matches
Monday, November 08, 2004
before i start...in special memory of the girl killed by the psycho...1996-2004...we had a huge croud sending her off...and even ppl from the bus could be seen peeking out of the windows...and an emphatic sendoff is compounded by the fact that there's a slight drizzle reported around the West...of course there are really some kind ppl...and she was kind enough to bless them...lottery is going ker boom as they had to contend with massive payouts...so 8 buses followed her last journey and 200 went to court to see that psycho
and what the heck is this pythagorean theorem...pythagoran then got...so as long there's no markers of serbian heritage they wouldn't go error...Cambridge is where the most eminent of all brits converge...and E Maths is quite easy as is the rest of the papers for this year...oof
and yesterday fish and co...power sial...order one whole damned fish fried to perfection...and spent 45 mins gobbling down like a dinosaur meat bones and all...the meat is as if it were steamed inside the skin...and the skin is quite crispy...of course the advantage of bones is that they can be eaten when properly fried in hot oil...left the head alone...but note...it's only a section...and the fins are taken apart...warning though...it's quite oily...and i dunno wat they added to their chips...so spicy one...but eaten with the special mayonnaise it's heaven...
well...have enough blogging...8 days including 2 holidays but can forget about enjoying
and what the heck is this pythagorean theorem...pythagoran then got...so as long there's no markers of serbian heritage they wouldn't go error...Cambridge is where the most eminent of all brits converge...and E Maths is quite easy as is the rest of the papers for this year...oof
and yesterday fish and co...power sial...order one whole damned fish fried to perfection...and spent 45 mins gobbling down like a dinosaur meat bones and all...the meat is as if it were steamed inside the skin...and the skin is quite crispy...of course the advantage of bones is that they can be eaten when properly fried in hot oil...left the head alone...but note...it's only a section...and the fins are taken apart...warning though...it's quite oily...and i dunno wat they added to their chips...so spicy one...but eaten with the special mayonnaise it's heaven...
well...have enough blogging...8 days including 2 holidays but can forget about enjoying
well...i'm considering deleting my rugby diary...still think that my first love is soccer...and i'm devoting this post now entirely to soccer...my personal one will be in the next post
the trouble afflicting man u continues as they weld held 0-0 by man city...which is quite unacceptable..and newcastle were thrashed 4-1 at fulham...and if things are sufficiently desperate...you will never know what happens when wolves suddenly bite...and mr berlusconi is learning it the hard way even when ancelotti had 2 or 3 strikers according to the prime minister's edict...here's the lineup
MILAN: Dida; Cafu, Nesta, Maldini, Pancaro; Gattuso, Pirlo, Seedorf; Kaka; Shevchenko, Tomasson ROMA: Pelizzoli; Sartor, Dellas, Ferrari, Cufrè; Mancini, Aquilani, De Rossi, Del Vecchio; Montella, Totti...
yeah it's not a tactical prob...there's 2 strikers as specified so it's Roma's desperado acts they salvage a point
and owen again helped real madrid to a 2-0 victory...and the rise of levante is shown by the defeat of athletic bilbao...who is looking weak nowadays...but the real shock today came from getafe...a low free kick is just about enough to condemn valencia to hell...and of course the editor of the Dugout Times would want to voice out his reservations over Ranieri once again...and Maxi-mum power for Espanyol as they won Real Sociedad with Maxi-mum ease...wat about Farcelona...they will get bushwhacked by the time they go to Madrid or they host Raul Madrid
and PSG is now on the rise again after winning Marseille 2-1 while LOSC can just about go top if Lyon draws next week...cock outs not included...and an accurate hit at the Abbe des Champs helps Auxerre draw 1-1 with Nantes...and we are very serious here...Partizan is rolling right now...expect them to at least get into the UEFA cup quarter finals...as for germany...the nuremburg trials come again as wolfburg is ran over with such ease and stuttgart win...although they stay top with a better goal difference as Schalke...and Bayern better turn up the heat or they will waste another season crapping
and LATEST NEWS: A second half blitzkrieg by River Plate hit Boca hard on the head...but we predict that River will go bankrupt first as their twin missiles started...you just need to wait for Shakhtar or Real Madrid or Barca to come and name a price...and most likely a deal for Carlos Tevez will fall through...although we don't exclude the possibility of Dinamo Kiev selling properties held in the West to buy a star player
with 2 games left in the Russian league...we have CSKA leading Loko by 1 pt...and Dinamo are a tough though easy to defeat bunch...Loko in contrast has an easier job...so we expect CSKA to win on goal difference...and it never ever rains but pours acid in galatasaray...lost again but still 4 points away from their biggest rivals Fener the Suck which means they better pray that Trabzonspor bushwhacks the Fenerfarce defence before the big game in 12/12 ...and at least Djurgardens saved some face for themselves as they got rid of Gothenborg in the Swedish Cup final...as for Pana...AEK did a special favour as they held Olympiacos to a 0-0 draw which guaranteed a top place finish for Pana as they eased past their opponents 4-0
that's all folks...too bad we are unable to update you with Sporting vs Porto before press time
the trouble afflicting man u continues as they weld held 0-0 by man city...which is quite unacceptable..and newcastle were thrashed 4-1 at fulham...and if things are sufficiently desperate...you will never know what happens when wolves suddenly bite...and mr berlusconi is learning it the hard way even when ancelotti had 2 or 3 strikers according to the prime minister's edict...here's the lineup
MILAN: Dida; Cafu, Nesta, Maldini, Pancaro; Gattuso, Pirlo, Seedorf; Kaka; Shevchenko, Tomasson ROMA: Pelizzoli; Sartor, Dellas, Ferrari, Cufrè; Mancini, Aquilani, De Rossi, Del Vecchio; Montella, Totti...
yeah it's not a tactical prob...there's 2 strikers as specified so it's Roma's desperado acts they salvage a point
and owen again helped real madrid to a 2-0 victory...and the rise of levante is shown by the defeat of athletic bilbao...who is looking weak nowadays...but the real shock today came from getafe...a low free kick is just about enough to condemn valencia to hell...and of course the editor of the Dugout Times would want to voice out his reservations over Ranieri once again...and Maxi-mum power for Espanyol as they won Real Sociedad with Maxi-mum ease...wat about Farcelona...they will get bushwhacked by the time they go to Madrid or they host Raul Madrid
and PSG is now on the rise again after winning Marseille 2-1 while LOSC can just about go top if Lyon draws next week...cock outs not included...and an accurate hit at the Abbe des Champs helps Auxerre draw 1-1 with Nantes...and we are very serious here...Partizan is rolling right now...expect them to at least get into the UEFA cup quarter finals...as for germany...the nuremburg trials come again as wolfburg is ran over with such ease and stuttgart win...although they stay top with a better goal difference as Schalke...and Bayern better turn up the heat or they will waste another season crapping
and LATEST NEWS: A second half blitzkrieg by River Plate hit Boca hard on the head...but we predict that River will go bankrupt first as their twin missiles started...you just need to wait for Shakhtar or Real Madrid or Barca to come and name a price...and most likely a deal for Carlos Tevez will fall through...although we don't exclude the possibility of Dinamo Kiev selling properties held in the West to buy a star player
with 2 games left in the Russian league...we have CSKA leading Loko by 1 pt...and Dinamo are a tough though easy to defeat bunch...Loko in contrast has an easier job...so we expect CSKA to win on goal difference...and it never ever rains but pours acid in galatasaray...lost again but still 4 points away from their biggest rivals Fener the Suck which means they better pray that Trabzonspor bushwhacks the Fenerfarce defence before the big game in 12/12 ...and at least Djurgardens saved some face for themselves as they got rid of Gothenborg in the Swedish Cup final...as for Pana...AEK did a special favour as they held Olympiacos to a 0-0 draw which guaranteed a top place finish for Pana as they eased past their opponents 4-0
that's all folks...too bad we are unable to update you with Sporting vs Porto before press time
Sunday, November 07, 2004
ok...it's getting quite uneasy...e maths tomorrow and yeah...here's a mission not to fail
porto vs sporting on a rainy monday in the dragao...porto not winning under mr fernandez,sporting on a high after crushing panonios...but in domestic games...porto and benfica reigns supreme...so expect a 1-1 draw or even goalless...provided sporting doesn't score
we were wondering wat happened juz now...juve got electrocuted by a dude whom they released after his 1st game...and it's 7 yrs ago...wondering if mr judas capello really went out of luck or he was asking for some cardinals to prescribe some painkiller
and robben won everton juz as mr riihillati stuffed more ph1 sour grapes on arsenil...as for farce-lona...they won despotivo 2-1 after leading fpr most of the time...and dortmund flopped yesterday when the rest whammed past their opponents smoothly...and lyon is really the winner...won lens 1-0 thru an own goal and then monaco swallowed some bitter pills which allowed sochaux to leapfrog them...and later nantes vs auxerre serves as a no contest as both will play safe and settle for a draw
oh ya...tomorrow will update u on the biggest games...only on the dugout times...bye for now
porto vs sporting on a rainy monday in the dragao...porto not winning under mr fernandez,sporting on a high after crushing panonios...but in domestic games...porto and benfica reigns supreme...so expect a 1-1 draw or even goalless...provided sporting doesn't score
we were wondering wat happened juz now...juve got electrocuted by a dude whom they released after his 1st game...and it's 7 yrs ago...wondering if mr judas capello really went out of luck or he was asking for some cardinals to prescribe some painkiller
and robben won everton juz as mr riihillati stuffed more ph1 sour grapes on arsenil...as for farce-lona...they won despotivo 2-1 after leading fpr most of the time...and dortmund flopped yesterday when the rest whammed past their opponents smoothly...and lyon is really the winner...won lens 1-0 thru an own goal and then monaco swallowed some bitter pills which allowed sochaux to leapfrog them...and later nantes vs auxerre serves as a no contest as both will play safe and settle for a draw
oh ya...tomorrow will update u on the biggest games...only on the dugout times...bye for now
Saturday, November 06, 2004
boca vs river plate derby...i can guarantee u that river plate lose big if they win this one...because luis gonzalez and javier mascherano will be taken to spain or italy(probably inter or real madrid) by the end of the winter transfer window...less likely to monaco(cuz they have no money)...if boca win...at least they have something to fall back on even when carlos tevez is gone...but then the controversy starts here...bayern,dinamo are interested...but real madrid appears to be a good destination...if not villareal where a lot of ex boca people converge
man u vs man c...two managers under pressure and there will be a man u win as they fought in old trafford...can forget about a man c win...not at least in the city on manchester stadium..a 1-0 seems okay...as for everton...i dun realli beleive in tipsters giving a draw...a most likely outcome will be 1-2...and i can't wait for crystal palace to stuff into arsenil's mouth sour grapes of pH1
ac milan vs roma...unlucky vs unfortunate...unlucky in nou camp...unfortunate all year...shev and kaka will stuff roma with 2 goals and then totti will act like a crybaby as he wants out...to real madrid...and the dedication of berlusconi is seen by giving another famous edict of his to ancelotti...still the same...2 strikers...well...they should have jargoned it in case putin knew how to watch soccer thru dinamo moscow...or maybe he want KGB to sabo chelsea so that roman abramovich will be lured back to russia and arrested
marseille vs psg...two sick cats and there's only one winner...and the winner is lyon...as they will most likely draw 1-1
depor vs barca...even the most hardened ultras sur would want to rub in more salt into depor particularly one without naybet and manuel pablo...which means 1-3 with eto'o coming again
man u vs man c...two managers under pressure and there will be a man u win as they fought in old trafford...can forget about a man c win...not at least in the city on manchester stadium..a 1-0 seems okay...as for everton...i dun realli beleive in tipsters giving a draw...a most likely outcome will be 1-2...and i can't wait for crystal palace to stuff into arsenil's mouth sour grapes of pH1
ac milan vs roma...unlucky vs unfortunate...unlucky in nou camp...unfortunate all year...shev and kaka will stuff roma with 2 goals and then totti will act like a crybaby as he wants out...to real madrid...and the dedication of berlusconi is seen by giving another famous edict of his to ancelotti...still the same...2 strikers...well...they should have jargoned it in case putin knew how to watch soccer thru dinamo moscow...or maybe he want KGB to sabo chelsea so that roman abramovich will be lured back to russia and arrested
marseille vs psg...two sick cats and there's only one winner...and the winner is lyon...as they will most likely draw 1-1
depor vs barca...even the most hardened ultras sur would want to rub in more salt into depor particularly one without naybet and manuel pablo...which means 1-3 with eto'o coming again
Thursday, November 04, 2004
do u believe it??Carlos Tevez may end up on the next plane to Kiev...if the deal is through...next time we can expect Dinamo to chomp up even Barca...and if Depor denies that they are buying Mascherano...wait till Real Madrid swoop on nim and then manuel pablo then u know
champs league...
it's really hail ruud van rooy this time...after dado prso we have another 4 goal hero...but while the croat engineered the 8-3 rout last season...only rooy's 3rd goal is legal...1st goal lucky...2nd goal disputable...and 4th goal "offside"...haha...but the red army's smiling all the way for now even when keano is kao peh-ing the team again...and check out this one
Lyon 4(...Nilmar:90+4,90+6) Fenerbahce 2(??)...there's no bazooka,no botak no black but there's a new missile after edmilson anyway...who cares if edmilson is at barca or at anywhere else...although the extra time seems too excessive
and totti is damn lucky not to be red carded like keano after stepping...luckily there's only little more than 300 there because of the ban...and a franca less berbatov scored only to get equalized...and real madrid has frozen in the urals yet again...this time needing raul the king to save them before they got 3-1...
poor bayern...concuss haven't recover yet...and were stunned by del piero...and signs point to the year of the ibrahimovic(there will be no more year of the chicken for that matter...and maybe next year will be the year of the zlatan)...as for maccabi telaviv...a bomb just did the trick as they chomped up ajax for their first points
of course depor has given rafa's warriors a nice homecoming present...andrade giving a blooper...and we expect them to miss out on even the uefa cup given that their next match is to athens...where they have very little possibility of surviving..like monaco...who were lucky enough to fall to an unlucky goal...as for pool...monaco is no good place for them...no cisse and no talk
hahaha...pascal cygan is a turncoat for pana...we have henry scoring a undeserved penalty and basinas beckhaming a deserved spotkick but long live pascal cygan as the saviour for chelski and man u...and panathinaikos as well...going to psv means death...as rosenborg iss seen carved up by the american ammo...and most likely pana goes in with psv even if they lose to rosenborg...in sub zero conditions...down with the nil gang
as for ac milan...they were quite unlucky to fall to ronaldinho...but scoring in the camp nou is quite impressive...and i dunno if the ref was shitting when he saw shaktar goalie hold ball for 6 sec...free kick inside penalty box and that's it
and we have adriano the god in a devil form...red carded in the dying minutes against valencia and other than that they all drew blanks...and werder really knew how to thrash people 5-1...anderlecht has become the first to be eliminated...and klasnic scored 3...although i'd rather have all goals attributed to him
as for the chelski army...putin did not come with a arrest warrant to get the tsar...which is great given arjen robben scored...and lets see how is the new kezman and robben blue mist spray effective in knocking out arsenil
uefa cup news: Parma can't field gilardino...and we can thence infer that signs point to a steaua win at $4.60...as for zaragoza...we expect little trouble against austria vienna
and my reasonably good fortune at the champs league betting has spread to my os...english isn't really a chore as expected..and i actually scraped past ss...as for e maths...4 to the cambridge venerable marking my script in the biting cold...and i can't see why i can't bounce back...given that there would be mod for all but e maths
and i really hate bikes...yesterday saw the incident at the cte and i swore i'll never ever ride a bike again or be on a pillon...PAE's on the 24th and u know what...all gone...
PS:Bush won...and Bush-whacked Kerry...i was wondering if the abu ghraib saga will disappear with bush...but i never knew kerry would drown in the ketchup made by his wife's family so fast...and the center is bushy land while the sides are kerry land...if the kerryland people are too liberal...the bushyland people are too conservative...so bushy do wat...kan kerry lor
and River Plate vs Boca...with our best friend Carlos Tevez pledging his loyalty to the kings until at least year end...u know wat will happen...a boca win...particularly if Luis Gonzalez is off form...and there's no saviola to save them now that he's in Monaco busting PSG..hope less la...2-1 with tevez scoring any goal...but my friend ask me stick to primera liga next time...so coverage for apertura is limited to this damned derby...as barca vs real is on 20-11 or 28-11
it's really hail ruud van rooy this time...after dado prso we have another 4 goal hero...but while the croat engineered the 8-3 rout last season...only rooy's 3rd goal is legal...1st goal lucky...2nd goal disputable...and 4th goal "offside"...haha...but the red army's smiling all the way for now even when keano is kao peh-ing the team again...and check out this one
Lyon 4(...Nilmar:90+4,90+6) Fenerbahce 2(??)...there's no bazooka,no botak no black but there's a new missile after edmilson anyway...who cares if edmilson is at barca or at anywhere else...although the extra time seems too excessive
and totti is damn lucky not to be red carded like keano after stepping...luckily there's only little more than 300 there because of the ban...and a franca less berbatov scored only to get equalized...and real madrid has frozen in the urals yet again...this time needing raul the king to save them before they got 3-1...
poor bayern...concuss haven't recover yet...and were stunned by del piero...and signs point to the year of the ibrahimovic(there will be no more year of the chicken for that matter...and maybe next year will be the year of the zlatan)...as for maccabi telaviv...a bomb just did the trick as they chomped up ajax for their first points
of course depor has given rafa's warriors a nice homecoming present...andrade giving a blooper...and we expect them to miss out on even the uefa cup given that their next match is to athens...where they have very little possibility of surviving..like monaco...who were lucky enough to fall to an unlucky goal...as for pool...monaco is no good place for them...no cisse and no talk
hahaha...pascal cygan is a turncoat for pana...we have henry scoring a undeserved penalty and basinas beckhaming a deserved spotkick but long live pascal cygan as the saviour for chelski and man u...and panathinaikos as well...going to psv means death...as rosenborg iss seen carved up by the american ammo...and most likely pana goes in with psv even if they lose to rosenborg...in sub zero conditions...down with the nil gang
as for ac milan...they were quite unlucky to fall to ronaldinho...but scoring in the camp nou is quite impressive...and i dunno if the ref was shitting when he saw shaktar goalie hold ball for 6 sec...free kick inside penalty box and that's it
and we have adriano the god in a devil form...red carded in the dying minutes against valencia and other than that they all drew blanks...and werder really knew how to thrash people 5-1...anderlecht has become the first to be eliminated...and klasnic scored 3...although i'd rather have all goals attributed to him
as for the chelski army...putin did not come with a arrest warrant to get the tsar...which is great given arjen robben scored...and lets see how is the new kezman and robben blue mist spray effective in knocking out arsenil
uefa cup news: Parma can't field gilardino...and we can thence infer that signs point to a steaua win at $4.60...as for zaragoza...we expect little trouble against austria vienna
and my reasonably good fortune at the champs league betting has spread to my os...english isn't really a chore as expected..and i actually scraped past ss...as for e maths...4 to the cambridge venerable marking my script in the biting cold...and i can't see why i can't bounce back...given that there would be mod for all but e maths
and i really hate bikes...yesterday saw the incident at the cte and i swore i'll never ever ride a bike again or be on a pillon...PAE's on the 24th and u know what...all gone...
PS:Bush won...and Bush-whacked Kerry...i was wondering if the abu ghraib saga will disappear with bush...but i never knew kerry would drown in the ketchup made by his wife's family so fast...and the center is bushy land while the sides are kerry land...if the kerryland people are too liberal...the bushyland people are too conservative...so bushy do wat...kan kerry lor
and River Plate vs Boca...with our best friend Carlos Tevez pledging his loyalty to the kings until at least year end...u know wat will happen...a boca win...particularly if Luis Gonzalez is off form...and there's no saviola to save them now that he's in Monaco busting PSG..hope less la...2-1 with tevez scoring any goal...but my friend ask me stick to primera liga next time...so coverage for apertura is limited to this damned derby...as barca vs real is on 20-11 or 28-11
Monday, November 01, 2004
ok...here's it...the structure is damn wobbly but it didn't collapse...Mr Frode has helped Rosenborg won title no 13...a last minute goal saving them from valerenga because 3-1 will spoil their plan...who won 3-0 and then buried stabaek...Both sides ended on 48 points with a goal difference of 18 but Rosenborg scored 52 goals to Valerenga's 40. Rosenborg equalled the European record of 13 consecutive titles held by FC Skonto of Latvia in coach Ola By Rise's last domestic game in charge and will return to the UEFA Champions League in 2005/06...and of course the long doomed sogndal goes down with stabaek
and no one came with a volvo to ram malmo...with halmstads getting drawn by gothenburg and former champs djurgardens hanging helsingborg...as for AIK Solna Stockholm...the ending is quite sordid...they were down even if they won 3-1...and here's the new royal scandinavian league lineups
Malmo
Halmstad
Gothenburg
Djurgardens
Rosenborg
Valerenga
Brann
Tromso
(and four more danes...predicted:copenhagen,odense,brondby,aalborg)
and it's flop week again at germany...now it's bayern's bayer's and stuttgart's turn to get punkd...stuttgart narrowly lost to schalke,dortmund beating leverkusen and the biggest flop of all lost 2-0 to m-gladbach...ze roberto concuss...bayern also concuss..
and halloweeen is very terrible when the big boys play the southerners...southampton nearly won arsenil until robin ver persie came and saved them from near doom though they're unable to cope more crap...as for man u...the red frigate rammed straight into the rocky outbanks of portsmouth and sank..only the chelski army had good luck as they whacked northerners
and napoli is bankrupt...coincidentally maradona was sturggling with health probs and hence they also went ill...less sordid than AIK...but very tragic anyway...even so...it's business as usual for juve as they just about ripped apart the donkeys...and jordan andriy shevchenko went to genoa and plundered the bank...if the french conquered venice and debts brought down naples...it's just about true that shev took over genoa..and one more draw for inter even when adriano the god is firing ammo...this time against Lazio
Group Stage - Matchday 4
02/11/2004
CSKA va Chelski(Mr Mourinho better get some furry jerseys before setting off to Moscow...and if Roman Abramovich goes there...he needs informers and bodyguards in case Mr Putin had a arrest warrant for him and then the KGB raid his yacht and found the booty...of course must have bulletproof planes as well as anti missile tech in case putin orders a missile to be shot at the abramovich jet)
Porto vs PSG(ok...just hope the dragons still have some fire)
PSV vs Rosenborg(Rosenborg is not frozen..so PSV can just eat)
Arsenil vs Pana(another 1-1 draw)
Barca vs AC Milan(draw 1-1 since both are on form)
Celtic vs Shaktar(parkhead would most likely be raided by Matuzalem and rats)
Bremen vs Anderlecht(Haedo medicine again)
Inter vs Valencia(more thrashings this time...adriano leading)
03/11
Olympiacos vs Monaco(ok...monaco would most likely get burnt up in greece)
Deppr vs Pool(draw 0-0 since depor are batted by albacete)
Dinamo vs Galaticos(ok...last time the galaticos went to kiev they were given some freezing pack and then gobbled up by barbarians...this time we expect owen's galaticos to make life a bit difficult for those ukrainians who make life difficult too)
Roma vs Bayer(Roma in trouble...so Franca would most likely show up some ace he didn't show against Jan Koller)
Bayern vs Juve(tight but given juve torn up chievo and bayern stun fishing...a 0-1)
Maccabi vs Ajax(it's really now or never for tel aviv if they don't want to be the first to be slain..and ajax is getting okay now...so watch out)
Man U vs Sparta(even if they were punked at fratton park...it seems like the czechs will have nothing to show the red army)
Lyon vs Fener the Suck(ex cruzeiro ppl get together...but mr bazooka(juninho) will settle matters...as for mr botak(cris)...well...there's no mr Black(Cacapa) and no Mr Bullet(Elber) so Mr Bomb(Nilmar) will still be a sub)
UEFA CUP
04/11/2004
Stuttgart vs Benifca(1-2)
Partizan vs Egaleo(2-0)
Parma vs Steaua(1-3)
Utrecht vs Dnipro(2-1)
Toon Army vs Dinamo(4-1)
Hearts vs Schalke(0-2)
Boro vs Lazio(1-1)
Besiktas vs Athletic(2-1 or 1-1)
Austria vs Zaragoza(0-2)
LOSC vs Zenit(3-2)
FTC vs Feyenoord(1-3)
Sporting vs Panonios(2-1)
AZ vs Auxerre(1-1)
Sevilla vs Aachen(3-0)
(Bibliography:UEFA.com)
and exams are now on...so i'm stopping...cl is quite guai lan...better gamble on geog though and Kerry Rocks
and no one came with a volvo to ram malmo...with halmstads getting drawn by gothenburg and former champs djurgardens hanging helsingborg...as for AIK Solna Stockholm...the ending is quite sordid...they were down even if they won 3-1...and here's the new royal scandinavian league lineups
Malmo
Halmstad
Gothenburg
Djurgardens
Rosenborg
Valerenga
Brann
Tromso
(and four more danes...predicted:copenhagen,odense,brondby,aalborg)
and it's flop week again at germany...now it's bayern's bayer's and stuttgart's turn to get punkd...stuttgart narrowly lost to schalke,dortmund beating leverkusen and the biggest flop of all lost 2-0 to m-gladbach...ze roberto concuss...bayern also concuss..
and halloweeen is very terrible when the big boys play the southerners...southampton nearly won arsenil until robin ver persie came and saved them from near doom though they're unable to cope more crap...as for man u...the red frigate rammed straight into the rocky outbanks of portsmouth and sank..only the chelski army had good luck as they whacked northerners
and napoli is bankrupt...coincidentally maradona was sturggling with health probs and hence they also went ill...less sordid than AIK...but very tragic anyway...even so...it's business as usual for juve as they just about ripped apart the donkeys...and jordan andriy shevchenko went to genoa and plundered the bank...if the french conquered venice and debts brought down naples...it's just about true that shev took over genoa..and one more draw for inter even when adriano the god is firing ammo...this time against Lazio
Group Stage - Matchday 4
02/11/2004
CSKA va Chelski(Mr Mourinho better get some furry jerseys before setting off to Moscow...and if Roman Abramovich goes there...he needs informers and bodyguards in case Mr Putin had a arrest warrant for him and then the KGB raid his yacht and found the booty...of course must have bulletproof planes as well as anti missile tech in case putin orders a missile to be shot at the abramovich jet)
Porto vs PSG(ok...just hope the dragons still have some fire)
PSV vs Rosenborg(Rosenborg is not frozen..so PSV can just eat)
Arsenil vs Pana(another 1-1 draw)
Barca vs AC Milan(draw 1-1 since both are on form)
Celtic vs Shaktar(parkhead would most likely be raided by Matuzalem and rats)
Bremen vs Anderlecht(Haedo medicine again)
Inter vs Valencia(more thrashings this time...adriano leading)
03/11
Olympiacos vs Monaco(ok...monaco would most likely get burnt up in greece)
Deppr vs Pool(draw 0-0 since depor are batted by albacete)
Dinamo vs Galaticos(ok...last time the galaticos went to kiev they were given some freezing pack and then gobbled up by barbarians...this time we expect owen's galaticos to make life a bit difficult for those ukrainians who make life difficult too)
Roma vs Bayer(Roma in trouble...so Franca would most likely show up some ace he didn't show against Jan Koller)
Bayern vs Juve(tight but given juve torn up chievo and bayern stun fishing...a 0-1)
Maccabi vs Ajax(it's really now or never for tel aviv if they don't want to be the first to be slain..and ajax is getting okay now...so watch out)
Man U vs Sparta(even if they were punked at fratton park...it seems like the czechs will have nothing to show the red army)
Lyon vs Fener the Suck(ex cruzeiro ppl get together...but mr bazooka(juninho) will settle matters...as for mr botak(cris)...well...there's no mr Black(Cacapa) and no Mr Bullet(Elber) so Mr Bomb(Nilmar) will still be a sub)
UEFA CUP
04/11/2004
Stuttgart vs Benifca(1-2)
Partizan vs Egaleo(2-0)
Parma vs Steaua(1-3)
Utrecht vs Dnipro(2-1)
Toon Army vs Dinamo(4-1)
Hearts vs Schalke(0-2)
Boro vs Lazio(1-1)
Besiktas vs Athletic(2-1 or 1-1)
Austria vs Zaragoza(0-2)
LOSC vs Zenit(3-2)
FTC vs Feyenoord(1-3)
Sporting vs Panonios(2-1)
AZ vs Auxerre(1-1)
Sevilla vs Aachen(3-0)
(Bibliography:UEFA.com)
and exams are now on...so i'm stopping...cl is quite guai lan...better gamble on geog though and Kerry Rocks