DUH...Real Madrid lost again...we dunno wat jackshit they're up to...can lose to bilbao 2-1...so we dunno who they should employ as coach...do the worst and get Wenger...bribing the Nil Gang and sending them to oblivion...and red is the flovor here...atletico won

Man U is partly shackled as they won 1-0...Ruud converting from the spot...

and we got update that rudi voeller has went the way of jose camacho and quit...quite idiotic...after another loss...and quite tragic...they got only one win...as for Palermo...my prediction went haywire as Luca Toni didn't score even though Juve dropped 2 pts...

and the dugout times prides itself at bringing u the fastest updates...even faster than soccernet...but less so than UEFA.com...and here we are...CSKA were (bleeped) by Loko 1-0 juz now...Lyon and Monaco drew 0-0 after Monaco had to play with a man less for the last third,Stuttgart won Leverkusen 3-0...quite unbelievable and chelski and the nil won 1-0 too...as for Bayern...stamped their class with a 3-1 win,Bremen won 4-1 and Wolfburg may be considering going for Bundesliga title...seems like Andres d'Allesandro is a cleverest buy to date for Wolfburg after Martin Petrov...

Ok...Celtic won 3-0...but we have a minor injury concern here...Chris Sutton has a groin injury that isn't serious enough for depleted celtic to worry about AC Milan...

Red Star got a new coach...and they sacked their former one after a series of disappointing defeats...the worst against the russians...and quite terrible...

and more euro action this week...

Olympiacos vs Pool(the reds would most likely be roasted)
Monaco vs Depor(If Saviola suspension is over...count on Depor to bomb out badly)
Dinamo vs Leverkusen(German roast)
Real Madrid vs Roma(two limping idiots settle for a draw)
Bayern vs Ajax(Closely fought match...bet on Makaay to save the day...again)
Juve vs Maccabi(If Israelis are good at surveillance tactics...they would have thought of neutering the attack with a clam defence)
Man U vs Fener the suck(WIN for Man U)
Sparta vs Lyon(Lyon win)

CSKA vs PSG(CSKA should be able to eat this one)
Chelski vs Porto(Match of the week...and signs point to a Chelski win though i think Chelski will draw)
PSV vs Pana(a draw seems very likely)
Rosenborg vs Nil(draw,1-0,0-1)
Barca vs Shaktar(Barca would suffer a scare before winning)
Milan vs Celtic(Milan should roast this one...unless they disappoint against Lazio)
Bremen vs Valencia(Valencia would teach the Germans what is REAL attacking football)
Anderlecht vs Inter(Adriano would net a brace again to give the Maroons more misery)

ok...UEFA Cup predictions on Monday