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Monday, August 30, 2004

Ok...so here is it...Liverpool still needs more restructuring...Rafa's not enough to neutralise that idiot's mess...they lost to Bolton 1-0...ya they can't really stop this ball by a certain Mr Davies...but that's no excuse now...esp when Mr Houllier has been disgraced and booted out...

Celtics 1 Rangers 0 OLE!Alan Thompson's last strike's brilliant enough to put Rangers on more defeat...there's life after Henrik Larsson after all

and we have great starts for Real Madrid and Atletico...1-0 and 2-0...but i think the whites have a dependence on ronaldo...and Atletico has the same prob with Torres...and Barca?2-0 and no Ronaldinho...it doesn't matter for now...but they will find it tough in the champs league...

and i think Bayern kelonged last saturday...4-1 to leverkusen and mike ballack shot one to save some face...or the police will arrest players for match fixing(nah...dat's nonsense...they so rich...take money for wat)

UPDATE:Man U 1 Everton 1...i think they take 1 point and give rooney a one way ticket to manchester...because rooney will be sold to man u...and with Alan Smith (or God II) man u can eat up the title

then...today chem prac...knn...i think i screw slight in QA...titration okay...save for the calculation...survivor camp style...but as always u win some u lose some

yah...tsao liao...need to slack 4 1 last day and cheong arh...

Jose Luis Fabiano at 8/30/2004 05:26:00 PM

Saturday, August 28, 2004

Today is Rangers vs Celtic...last 7 years,the hoops always romp the gers...now the opposite can be said for this year...but i doubt ranger's ability...really a last min goal saved them from further embarassment on wed...when CSKA gifted honour to Celtic and money to themselves...i think draw is a better idea...

and i can't understand why Bayern vs Leverkusen isn't offered for betting...no wonder lah...and i dun think Bayer can eat them up...every two years get depleted by Bayern...2-1 to Bayern

and spanish league has finally started...but today's fixtures not exciting one...boring...and valencia won the super cup...so what..two brilliant goals and still the same bodoh...

nah...today so boring one...juz now played lan at tampines after 2 months...and god...my cs skills has deteriorated very badly like kum lan running around...can't arctic someone and always kena frag instead...gosh...i will need to practice after my os

and...wat the shit...i tried going to sozzled_band.bravejournal.com(or something like that)...bloody hell...can't surf...so can't upload...i really wanna hear them sing...the next best thing after electrico...no more britney sppears shit hogging the airwaves..she sux big time...of course the geocities site is very terrible...

anyway..gtg...chem prac on monday

Jose Luis Fabiano at 8/28/2004 02:42:00 PM

Friday, August 27, 2004

Before I forget...here's draw for champs league and UEFA cup

UEFA CUP(Selected fixtures...only continential and Serbian,Turkish teams listed))


UEFA Cup first roundTeam named first play at home in first leg
First leg: 16 September. Second leg: 30 September
(losing CL qualifiers in red,cup winners in blue,Intertoto winners in green)
2. S.S. Lazio v FC Metalurh Donetsk
3. FK Bodø/Glimt v Besiktas JK
4. Shelbourne FC v Lille OSC
7. FK Dukla Banksá Bystrica v SL Benfica
8. FK Partizan v FC Dinamo Bucuresti
9. Parma FC v NK Maribor
10. Real Zaragoza v SK Sigma Olomouc
11. Sporting Clube de Portugal v SK Rapid Wien
12. Newcastle United FC v Hapoel Bnei Sakhnin FC
13. FC Steaua Bucuresti v PFC CSKA Sofia
15. FC Utrecht v Djurgårdens IF
16. Millwall FC v Ferencvárosi TC
17. FC Schalke 04 v FHK Liepajas Metalurgs

19. FC Terek Grozny v FC Basel 1893
20. Odd Grenland v Feyenoord
21. Aalborg BK v AJ Auxerre
22. Sevilla FC v CD Nacional
23. NK Gorica v AEK Athens FC
24. R. Standard de Liège v VfL Bochum 1848
25. FK Crvena Zvezda v FC Zenit St. Peterburg
26. Trabzonspor v Athletic Club Bilbao
27. Újpesti TE v VfB Stuttgart
28. Maccabi Petach-Tikva FC v SC Heerenveen
29. Panionios NFC v Udinese Calcio
30. PFC Levski Sofia v KSK Beveren
33. Middlesbrough FC v FC Baník Ostrava
34. Club Brugge KV v LB Châteauroux

37. FC Sochaux-Montbéliard v Stabæk IF
38. Egaleo FC v Gençlerbirligi SK
39. Rangers FC v CS Marítimo
40. Villarreal CF v Hammarby


CHAMPS LEAGUE

Match dates
During the group stage, each team will play three matches on a Tuesday and three on a Wednesday, starting with the first of six matchdays on 14/15 September. The remaining dates are: 28/29 September, 19/20 October, 2/3 November, 23/24 November and 7/8 December.

The group winners and runners-up advance to the knockout stage, with the third-placed side moving into the third round of the UEFA Cup. The final will take place at the Atatürk Olympic stadium in Istanbul, Turkey on 25 May 2005. It will be the first UEFA club competition final to be staged at the 80,000-seater venue.

Group A
RC Deportivo La Coruña (ESP)
Liverpool FC (ENG)
AS Monaco FC (FRA)
Olympiacos CFP (GRE)


Group B
Real Madrid CF (ESP)
AS Roma (ITA)
Bayer 04 Leverkusen (GER)
FC Dynamo Kyiv (UKR)


Group C
FC Bayern München (GER)
Juventus FC (ITA)
AFC Ajax (NED)
Maccabi Tel-Aviv FC (ISR)


Group D
Manchester United FC (ENG)
Olympique Lyonnais (FRA)
AC Sparta Praha (CZE)
Fenerbahçe SK (TUR)


Group E
Arsenal FC (ENG)
Panathinaikos FC (GRE)
PSV Eindhoven (NED)
Rosenborg BK (NOR)


Group F
FC Barcelona (ESP)
AC Milan (ITA)
Celtic FC (SCO)
FC Shakhtar Donetsk (UKR)


Group G
Valencia CF (ESP)
FC Internazionale (ITA)
RSC Anderlecht (BEL)
Werder Bremen (GER)


Group H
FC Porto (POR)
Chelsea FC (ENG)
Paris Saint-Germain FC (FRA)
PFC CSKA Moskva (RUS
)

and we are shocked by how PSV ran over Red Star...dunno how they ended up collapsing...but they lost 5-0...and lucky the big guns sailed thru...or it would be as great loss...and lucky Partizan won...or i'm gone case

another thing...porto will win the uefa super cup...they have a slightly stronger squad...too bad valencia has great players and a bodoh manager

and now i'm recoverin from a sore throat...all thanks to an emphatic win by our basketball heroes...we all suffered 2 great scare...and i was doubting that they can ever hold off their tactics...but our heroes held on for the scudetti...OLE!!63-59

and yah...no need to see indra the ass ever again...byebye

Jose Luis Fabiano at 8/27/2004 09:42:00 PM

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

latest news on champs league qualifiers...i'm now in a shitty mood...i dun beleive it...Benfica lost 3-0!!!i dunno wat the f happened...but they shouldn't have capitulated 3-0 so easily...and wat the fuck is mr trappatoni doing...asking zahovic to warm the bench for 65 mins(when they were trailing by two dindane goals) and then ask fyssas and the new signing azar karadas to watch those benfiquistas collapse...si beh lame kan lah...and where the hell is nuno gomes...awful simao...sokota neutered by the anderlecht kompany...and orbit shit...uhhh dun wan to say anymore

and as for depor...nuthin to say...and wat the hell liverfool is doing...fancy losing 1-0 to grazer...lucky they ate them up a fortnight ago...so i guess it's more of a stomachache after eating too much food in austria...

and well...god's been kind to rosenborg...it's juz so dramatic...2-0 down(which means they would be out 3-1),brattbakk the hero comes and shoots in a free kick...and then in 26 mins reduced maccabi into jelly...i was expecting rosenborg to roll over...but it didn't happen...and within 5 mins they are at the exit door...well...god juz told them wat not to do...and they escaped...OLE!..and well luckily monaco bloodily ran over gore-ica 6-0(as u would do with depor last season,juz even less resistance) and inter curshed basel 4-1 or i would have been erupting by now

and...man u is going to thrash dinamo...ravaged by internal strife...and hahaha...they lost to steaua(my favourite romanian team by the way) last week...and juve is going to be gone...and god better be good and bless dynamo kiev,CSKA,sparta and brugge...give them as many goals as possible...they seem more exciting than depor and blablabla...

and valencia flopped...u will know what to do with tinkerman...sack him...

and i repeat...OLYMPICS IS FREAKING BORING...dunno why my sis so in love with volleyball...i prefer khorkina and gymnastics...and nuthin much else...esp when italy kena hoot by argentina 3-0 and iraq story over...and nemov controversy...and sick judges..and barrels of dope...now i guess for better russian performance...i think i should watch CSKA cut up Rangers like meat in Glasgow later(oops...i forgot it's the djurgardens game that is telecasting later..but never mind...anyway those russians won...to the relief of my sis...but the real russian tragedy belongs still to spartak moscow...now performance like shit liao)

bleahx...ah xiong ah...u go airport the other day cope lobang didn't tell me...so how...now ur pic kena splash on papers...i dunno wat 2 say,., but in our hearts...ronald and jiawei are still our heroes...superman and power rangers are passe liao...macdonalds too...now it's these two plus patterson and soccer

now for the freaking exams...i can't even be bothered to edit my blog for a short while from now...maybe can update somewhere else...but guess i should leave now...bye

P.S:thankx geraldine 4 lettin me noe...eggs prices increases by 10 cents per egg...and lets see when do we need to eat sperms as eggs....

Jose Luis Fabiano at 8/25/2004 04:53:00 PM

Monday, August 23, 2004

i dunno if anyone's goin 2 blame jiawei 4 losin that bronze medal...but this song kept hoverin in my mind...jet's look wat u've done...dunno if singaporeans would be singin to that...suddenly maroon 5 become passe...as jet takes over...

Take my photo off the wall if it just won't sing for you,
'Cause all that's left has gone away and there's nothing there for you to prove,
Oh, look what you've done, you've made a fool of everyone,
Oh well, it seemed like such fun until you lose what you had won
Ooh oo
Give me back my point of view 'cause I just can't think for you,
I can hardly hear you say, what should I do? Well you choose
Oh, look what you've done, you've made a fool of everyone,
Oh well, it seems like such fun until you lose what you had won,
Oh, look what you've done, you've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone,
A fool of everyone
Take my photo of the wall if it just won't sing for you,
'Cause all that's left has gone away and there's nothing there for you to do
Oh, look what you've done, you've made a fool of everyone,
Oh well, it seems like such fun until you lose what you had won,
Oh, look what you've done, you've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone,
A fool of everyone


and worse still...the nil gang won...shit that boro lah...goin 2 win 3-1 still can blooper 3 goals within 10 min,includin 2 within a min...sucky lah...and i dunno if they can be defeated...and i lied 2 clement...say i support arsenil...cheat him one...

and lyon is going to knn liao...now boh elber liao...and worse still...they sell too much player already...tip PSG to win le championnat

and shit...diego and derlei are injured for this friday...juz hope claudio ranieri bloopers...cuz we predict that he will be sacked by the end of may 2005,if not earlier...and wat is he doing selling Ricardo Oliveira...to Betis!!Oh ya...we have no lack of Brazillians in Betis...including the flop called Denilson but we think he should have went to Greece instaed...can't go to Santos...yah..but judging from last season...i dunno if he will score 24 goals or not...

hahax...juz now had a gr8 time shitting srm ardni during the survey...well u get ur just desserts...4 dl hates u...and me is always included...as 4 the pe lesson...oh mr goh...i miss u...that new ass turned pe into some meek crap...pe isn't supposed to be theory...and wat warm up exercise...it sucks!! same with the assembly...i wonder if it was st john propaganda...dun wan 2 insult lynn and jiehui here...but honestly everyone's bored...

and before i go...here's a damned calander

Big matches for the next 3-4 months

24/09:PSV vs Hereenveen
16/10:Sparta vs Slavia (lopsided currently)
16/10:Ajax vs Hereenveen
24/10:PSV vs Ajax (ammo duel)
24/10:Man U vs Arsenil (real derby)
24/10:Rossoneri vs Nerazzuri (real men should watch this)
27/10:Juve vs Roma (boom!)
10/11:R.Standard Liege vs Anderlecht
14/11:Ajax vs Feyenoord (honour matters)
28/11:Inter vs Juve
11/12:Anderlecht vs Brugge (two missile warheads crash together...)
12/12:PSV vs Feyenoord...

goodbye folks...and things have never been so much cruder...sms flirting has never been so easy too... and before i forget...maurice greene the GOAT has been slain by the GAT...Justin Gatlin!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Long live Jose Mourinho and Roman Abramovich and Chelski...and may Greene,Wenger and the Nil Gang be consigned to the bin!!

Jose Luis Fabiano at 8/23/2004 04:53:00 PM

Sunday, August 22, 2004

I've 2 study 4 the dreaded prelims...so i'm keeping it short here

realli expected Auxerre to win...2-1 against Sochaux...there's life after Cisse after all...too bad he didn't score against man C...or else it would been great...and juz as expected man u won..hugely relieved

and i was amazed by how AC Milan juz crushed Lazio 3-0(Shevchenko:36' 43' 72')...chao power sial...and as expected Valencia won Zaragoza 1-0...I think the Rossoneri will get 3 more scudetti and earn another star...i dun wan juve to get that other star...

and Ole!!Porto won...no deco...still got life after all...all thanks 2 Quaresma(55')...or we all would have been sad liao...Porto will rox forever...cuz i thinjk they are the new Ajax...juz that they're blue...jkjk...and trust them to get valencia and claudio ranieri clutchin' their asses next fri at monaco...as for benfica...trust hitman Zahovic to dispose of those maroon whites at the Constant Vanden Stock

and as 4 Rosenborg...condelences to their chairman...here's tromso's head 4 ya...3-0 win puts to rest that 4-1 thrashing at the start of the season...i think they will go to the knockout rounds in the next champs league one...

and...i've a gut feeling that shelbourne will get into the champs league...at depor's expense...i dunno wat will happen to depor...but their defence sucks now that naybet is gone...tristan,valeron,andrade...not enough...u dunno wat the irish will play under their deck..and i think djurgardens will also do the same...juz play any draw with 4 goals or less...they are thru...but a win is always better...as for the other champs league qualifiers...those big guns will juz steamroller their way to the money...rosenborg,benfica,dynamo,CSKA,Man U,liverfool...u name it we got it

anyway...olympiacos vs panathinaikos is always more exciting than olympics...esp when khorkina,thhorpe the alien,phelps the predator etcetc... is out...i've no interest in maurice greene whatsoever...i hate him...think he what GOAT...he's no more than a goat to be served on alain Ducasse's/Paul Bocuse's/Asafa Powell's table!!always prefer rivaldo and gang to the 100m sprint...and this is no exception

anyway...gtg...LONG LIVE MAN U!!

P.S:24/10/2004:Real Madrid vs Los Che...Claudio Ranieri has no answer watsoever...Mista has an answer...but if he gives him to Rafa Benitez's little spain...tell him to go and die...and there's no place for Italians

and...awesome shit...
16/10/04 Partizan-Crvena Zvezda...my head says red star...my heart says partizan...i'm goddamn stuck!!

Jose Luis Fabiano at 8/22/2004 06:29:00 PM

Saturday, August 21, 2004

haiyaz...wat a bomb...juz now (5pm) watch olympics table tennis womens singles s-finals...our heroine called li jia wei went into a trap and squandered a 3-1 lead to lose 3-4...I dun wan 2 say this...but i was having serious doubts when that North Korean lost 11-0...so unbelievable one...it's well documented that we all are very kiasu...but dun noe why the NK was so kind to give freebie one...now kena sai and tio stun liao...lucky the chinese one juz romp past the South Korean 4-1...we all have hope for a bronze medal liao...and 250K as well

and about Arsenil(the nil gang) vs Boro...well god better bless boro and give the nil gang nil goals and infinite bloopers..nore than boro...Arsenil sux and Man U rox...wah lao eh...and the chelski army better beat the blues by 2 goals...play safe mah...u wouldn't wan Jose Mourinho the messiah to get bombed by hate mail and shocks...and of course the nil gang

Ligue 1:Auxerre vs Sochaux:Auxerre has no Cisse,no Kalou...Sochaux has no Frau...Auxerre has no firepower...Sochaux has nothing...so how...those Burgundians can go and plunder Montbeliard for all they fancy

Italian Super Cup:AC Milan vs Lazio:FORZA MILAN...and trust the Rossoneri to just squeeze everything out of the Biancoceleste...and hope next time there can be Nerazzuri to spice up things one...i dun wan Bianconeri at any Italian Super Cup...no kick one

Spanish Super Cup:Valencia vs Zaragoza:No contest...if Ranieri loses...we will make sure he gets the sack...

Portuguese Super Cup:Benfica vs Porto:my head says Benfica,my heart says Porto...wonderkid Diego n power Derlei vs hitman Zahovic and superman Sokota...trust me...Zahovic will get 1 goal and Benfica wins 2-1 that is if Porto is so rusty that they cock out...but otherwise the same result 4 Porto if they can get past the iron back wall

Olympics so boring one...esp soccer...farce of the year...Greece is scamming there...and lucky Fergie has his prayers answered as Portugal juz crash out...but there's still Heinze...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...i'm dying to see spanish league...and Rafa Benitez's Little Spain (Liverpool)...since he so much like Spanairds.

And gdbye 4 now...prelim papers and champs league qualifiers coming up


Jose Luis Fabiano at 8/21/2004 09:55:00 PM